Kingdom Come Deliverance - Theresa Hunts Down the Cumans

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  • čas přidán 21. 06. 2021
  • Theresa is the best thing ever, she is like the Mona Lisa. It is great to admire Theresa from a distance, but if you try to touch her like the Mona Lisa, you're going to get your butt kicked.
    Soooo spoiler, cumans come and try to fill up on Theresa and that is where things go wrong for them.
    Theresa releases her inner Artemis and starts to hunt down every Cuman around Skatliz.
    Can the Cumans run away fast enough to get away from Theresa?
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    I would like to give an apology for the music video feel intro this week. I was trying something new and ran out of time. (Does this count as a youtube apology video?)
    But I thought if I was torturing the cumans this week I might as well torture the audience as well :P
    Skip ahead to ~1:10ish to get to the killing if it is too annoying.
    -------------------------------------------
    Also I have been bad at this but should give credit to the free music I have been using.
    The intro music is "Then A Left Turn" Jeremy Korpas
    And one of my favorite songs I have been using at the end is...
    Western Spaghetti by Chris Haugen (I do love this one)
    Anyways enjoy Max level Theresa in Kingdom Come Deliverance a Woman's lot.
    People said this was a boring DLC, but I say they're wrong or not psychopathic enough to enjoy it :P
  • Hry

Komentáře • 179

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic Před 3 lety +162

    "I have an army."
    "We have Theresa of Skalitz."

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +12

      I like to think of the scene in John Wick 1 (spoilers ahead)
      When the father says to his son that he stole John Wicks car and killed his dog, and that he is completely F'ed.
      Just think of the same thing when a cuman captain comes back to report and says they started to attack Skaltiz with Theresa still in there...

    • @justacrusader3199
      @justacrusader3199 Před 2 lety +2

      Henry:"Hold my halberd"

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +4

      @@justacrusader3199 Oh I wish Theresa could've used a Halberd :(
      They nerfed her, she was too strong already, couldn't let her grab a pole arm.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 Před 2 lety +3

      Tbf I think having her on your side is just as dangerous as being against her.

  • @CursedMoistMan690
    @CursedMoistMan690 Před rokem +21

    When I first played this DLC, it felt so weird seeing Henry as a NPC

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem +9

      It is indeed odd to see him in those green tights and red scarf.
      I am so use to seeing Henry in heavy armor and covered in blood.

  • @tanncheevasit2398
    @tanncheevasit2398 Před rokem +20

    Imagine teresa is telling all this to henry

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem +5

      I was under the impression that Theresa was Henry's training master :P

  • @justacrusader3199
    @justacrusader3199 Před 2 lety +24

    The Cumans:"Well,at least we're not killed by that blacksmith's son this time.There's hope."

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +9

      I like to think she was the original cuman slayer :P Henry just learned from her and tried to reproduce what the master accomplished ;)

  • @karmitdafruge1
    @karmitdafruge1 Před 2 lety +20

    So this is what happened after Henry left....

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +6

      Someone had to clean up the mess that Henry left behind ;)

  • @BaguetteOfDoom
    @BaguetteOfDoom Před 2 lety +52

    I played this DLC after 100 hours in the main game and it was hilarious. After the first 15 hours with Henry, my kill count was 2 because I literally couldn't do shit. But when I started Theresa's story I knew the game. I wasn't a helpless, scared miller's daughter. I was Theresa, Angel of Death, Slaughterer of Cumans, Destroyer of Worlds. First I became the richest person in Skalitz by schooling everyone in archery competitions and when the Hungarians attacked I went on a murder spree, annihilating half their army. Only disappointing thing was that I didn't get Thea's stats high enough to use the sabres I looted.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +16

      The murder spree as Theresa is quite the experience. Honestly, far better than any of Henry's outings.
      Also, I really do feel like canonically she could be a master thief/assassin posing as a "Miller girl". But that would break the realism a bit too much :P

    • @ccciel000
      @ccciel000 Před 2 lety +2

      @@helicalgoose Could you guys please tell me how you got more arrows? Did you just kill the guards?

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +4

      @@ccciel000 The guards were kind enough to donate their arrows to Theresa ;)
      It is sort of a tough fight, but if you get the first hits in and only do one on one you can generally wipe out all the guards.
      Careful, there are a few with full plate top of the line armor out there that will require the bailiffs mace or for you to get those sweet head shots ;)
      Afterwards the cumans donate a few stacks of arrows, but surprisingly they have very few archers, so do conserve the arrows and recycle whenever you get the chance.

    • @ccciel000
      @ccciel000 Před 2 lety +2

      @@helicalgoose Thank you.
      The arrows are my main problem atm. I did not want to kill anyone in Skalitz, so I started with very few arrows and I think I could wipe out all the cumans, if I just had enough arrows. The cumans cannot jump on roofs and they also cannot jump into the water between the little bridge and the milling wheel right at your house, so it's easy to let them chase you there and then kill them. But I have like 2 arrows left, soooo...

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      @@ccciel000 yah the cumans without arrows is a bit difficult mostly because they travel in packs at the start.
      Like two large groups, I want to say there are two groups of 5 at the start and most of them have a pretty good armor set.
      Fighting these guys in melee is not advised even if you had armor.
      The only real way to take them out is to sort of hide on roofs and shoot at them, or if you can run away and hide in a place they can't find you, but there are so many of them, it is sort of hard to hide.
      It might be possible to do it melee style, but it will not be easy. Hope you bought all the marigold potions with you ;)

  • @totommymmy
    @totommymmy Před 3 lety +69

    I love how many possible interactions they have added. Theresa talking to a surrendered enemy which is, I suppose, not designated in this DLC.
    It seems that the dev have assumed this to happen XD

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +24

      That is right when I think about it.
      I mean they had to assume that someone was going to be able to beat up the guards/cumans and had to record the lines for part, well all of them!
      Honestly for how buggy the game is, I do not mind it that much (now that they fixed a lot of the game breaking bugs), because you can see the small details they added into the game, because they knew people would just mess it really hard.
      Big props to the War horse studios for that.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +20

      Also also, they had to record lines for cumans surrendering too....damn they put Victoria Hogan to work on "A woman's lot".
      I am a bit disappointed that people did not enjoy a woman's lot fully, and I can see why on that it does not advance the game anyway, and all you get is a shield.
      But the more I play the woman's lot and trying to break it, I can see the hard work that was put into keeping the game together.

    • @TrialBySquire
      @TrialBySquire Před rokem +3

      @@helicalgoose Henry gets a dog out of the deal, so there's that

    • @redactedcanceledcensored6890
      @redactedcanceledcensored6890 Před rokem +4

      @@helicalgoose I think it's kind of a fun challenge that after you get to understand the combat system with Henry you get to kick serious Cuman butt with some village girl, her pooch and a stick in her hand while saving pretty much everyone while not being able to wear armor because " tHaT's ToO mAnLy". Yeah and I would melée-ambush them instead of gaming it with arrows because I like the combat system.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem

      @@redactedcanceledcensored6890
      Yup, that is sort of what you need to do to take down those guards.
      But the guards with full platemail, I really need to cheese because Theresa can not do combos or block efficiently sooo any hit becomes a death sentence :P
      But I agree that she sort of brings out the extra challenge to the game, no armor run deal.

  • @jasonoverman9679
    @jasonoverman9679 Před 2 lety +27

    I think this video just solved a question that has been bugging me for a while now.
    During a normal play through during the beginning of the game in skalitz as Henry I came upon a dead guard and for the life of me I couldn't figure out how he died. Who knew tripping was so deadly.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +6

      lol, these guards just so clumsy!
      Theresa was just trying to help them out with her mace :P

  • @Gimboid79
    @Gimboid79 Před 3 lety +75

    Amazing, there's me with a maxed out Henry tearing my hair out trying to win the Tourney and you've got Theresa slaughtering the whole cuman army with crotch shots! :)

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +18

      Got to make those cumans pay for trying to cop a feel on her :P
      And to be fair that tournament sometimes cheeses me as well.
      I can wipe the floor over the first two rounds and the third round the guy pulls off a one combo kill, like wtf!
      Did they give my Henry paper armor!

    • @Gimboid79
      @Gimboid79 Před 3 lety +5

      @@helicalgoose Finally did it, got the Arena Master achievement... turns out you can win by spamming the block button before they strike (with master strike perk)... Victoria Hogan liked both your videos btw.

    • @joakimberg7897
      @joakimberg7897 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Gimboid79 awesome

    • @BlackBirdFlyAway
      @BlackBirdFlyAway Před 2 lety +3

      @@helicalgoose that’s so true the third combatant is the Tourney overpowered and the Harold says that it’s not about armor and all combatants have the same equipment but the third is more heavily armored than every other combatant like wtf 😂😂😂

    • @aristotlechiu5668
      @aristotlechiu5668 Před rokem +1

      @@helicalgoose I just go into a clinch and push them away then I run in the opposite direction and when they come to me I master strike them there is a master strike for one handed weapons that hits the face which 2 shots like everyone who doesn’t have a visor and 1 long sword master strike that stabs the chest and 3 shots them and it even chains to the next master strike if you move away. Or just spam fists it’s op

  • @brozovska2972
    @brozovska2972 Před 2 lety +11

    And I always wondered how Radzig managed to flee Skalitz with so many cumans around....guess there weren't any left ever since Theresa invented CrotchShotsTM

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +2

      I wonder if this is how the armored cod piece came into being? :P

  • @red_isopat
    @red_isopat Před 2 lety +6

    so that's the reason there are like 10 times less cumans in pribislavitz than in the beginning of the game

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      The amount of Eunuchs in the world skyrocketed after this fight though :P

  • @extremechimpout
    @extremechimpout Před 3 lety +22

    Loved it! I want god mode Theresa to have her own game

  • @SuperEgor555
    @SuperEgor555 Před 3 lety +18

    14:00 I was crying when realise what they did with roof((999

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +2

      How could those heartless heathens do such a thing!
      It was just a roof!

  • @FromTheDeskOfJAW
    @FromTheDeskOfJAW Před 3 lety +27

    I’m amazed that I’ve come across your channel. Your videos are such high quality! Definitely deserves more views

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks, I really appreciate that :D
      Still trying to get better at making some videos/story lines and audio editing, but I am glad that people are enjoying some of the projects I put out while I learn :)

    • @FromTheDeskOfJAW
      @FromTheDeskOfJAW Před 3 lety +1

      @@helicalgoose I do love KCD, but just as a curiosity, do you plan on breaking any other games? I wonder if any other games are quite as breakable ;P

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +1

      @@FromTheDeskOfJAW I have been thinking about that to be honest.
      The main problem I have is the time issue between my job and trying to get new videos out every week.
      With KCD I have already mastered the game so planning for new topics is quite easy at this time.
      Right now what I am sort of doing is spending the time learning how to edit better videos while making KCD content.
      I am not great at video editing yet, so I would like to practice so more with the KCD videos which I do not have to spend a ton of time researching because I already know how it works, well mostly...:P
      But yes, also if you have suggestions for games to give a try I will take a look.
      The other problem I have is that I need to buy a new computer.
      The great graphics card shortage is not making it easy, which is why I have been hanging onto Kingdom Come for a bit more too.
      So short answer is, Yes I definitely will try to break other games too or at least be annoying in them :P

  • @TheDoppelWalker
    @TheDoppelWalker Před 2 lety +6

    imagine theresa told whole things to henry......

  • @ColossalSwordFormAndTechnique

    I knew a pretty face just has to hide a dark gruesome past. I knew it!

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +2

      Theresa is much more than a pretty face, she is the queen of beef ;)

  • @leucetius8351
    @leucetius8351 Před 3 lety +9

    Cheesed the cumans at the top of the ladder, also drop down behind the mill with the bow as the cumans glitches above it.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +3

      You know I was planning on the same thing! Shoot the cumans while they climb up the ladder.
      The problem as you mention they just glitch to the top out of nowhere!
      And Theresa with no armor is can not take any hits without getting injuries. God forbid if they get a combo on her.
      One observation with ladders is that any enemy if it is a short ladder will sort of do the glitch up the ladder out of nowhere more often.
      Taller ladders like in the church or guard towers, they just fall to the deaths or stand belong looking up at your for an hour.
      Either way you're going to get a glitch :P

  • @bbd121
    @bbd121 Před 2 lety +5

    Cumen, kneeling and whimpering: Wha...Wha... What are you doing?
    Theresa: Killing. Cumens.
    *Witcher music plays*

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      I wish I was good at modding. Give Theresa a two handed sword and start slashing Cumans down like the Witcher would be amazing :P

  • @dovahskill2108
    @dovahskill2108 Před 3 lety +12

    So Theresa is even more dangerous than Henry ???

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +7

      always has been :P
      She is just more subtle about her power level.

  • @panzermeyer9944
    @panzermeyer9944 Před 2 lety +4

    "The Butcher of Skalitz"

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      Takes on a different meaning when you realize there was no "butcher shop" in Skaltiz ;)

  • @romanv153
    @romanv153 Před 3 lety +8

    Always a good day when you upload. Love your vids!

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks! It is good to see you around again! :D

  • @Truthbearsartlessness
    @Truthbearsartlessness Před 2 lety +5

    You are so creative, made me think of this game differently

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      Ah thanks :D
      But I am hope this creativity encourages you to try and play the game again with your own little flair.
      Honestly, trying to play this game normally is not as fun as causing chaos while still achieving the normal goal :P

  • @swankycat3318
    @swankycat3318 Před 3 lety +2

    i was just watching this video cuz im thinking of buying the dlc and then i saw your views and i was really surprised when it's low. the content was really high guality. Im definitely subbing

  • @definitelynotthequestion5359

    Their children will rule the world. Or what will be left of it when theyre done.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +6

      Can't believe I did not see this comment, but if they get married, I just imagine their home would be filled with all the stolen items of countless villages, towns, and cities. And just piles of beef stacked everywhere :P

  • @bence6357
    @bence6357 Před 3 lety +4

    At 3:39 the guy said: Where did she go? She should be here somewhere. All this while lookind directly at you.
    Oooh KCD..

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety

      It is one of my favorite lines from the NPCs.
      Like come on, how can you not see the blood covered lady who is swinging a mace at you!
      Perception -1

  • @12Noon1
    @12Noon1 Před 2 lety +1

    Loving your channel. It’s making me want to replay this great game once again. It’s been too long.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks :)
      And yah this game is a good one to install back and screw around with every so often :P

    • @12Noon1
      @12Noon1 Před 2 lety

      @@helicalgoose, I’ve reinstalled it, should be able to give it a go when I get back from work. Thanks for rekindling the game for me, and keep up the great content. 👍

  • @robertbretschneider765
    @robertbretschneider765 Před 3 lety +28

    The one escaping cuman now has a tale to tell when he arrives back in hungary:
    "All our men were killed by ONE woman!"
    "It was an horrifying witch, that used to kill men by shooting them in the crotch over and over again for torture."
    "She was incredibly good in camoflauge and archery, we were rarely able to see her."
    Reminds me of One Piece when it starts to hook u at the Baratie Swimming Restaurant... Of what happened to a certain 50-ship pirate fleet, hacked to pieces and sunk by one man!

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +7

      lol at the "incredibly good in camouflage"
      She was just gone, completely in front of us, but could not see her!
      And I was surprised that cumans just started to surrender instead of fight after a certain point.
      I need to check if she gained the fearsome perk or something like that after you killed so many. I was under the impression she could not gain more perks but who knows!

    • @robertbretschneider765
      @robertbretschneider765 Před 3 lety +2

      @@helicalgoose Btw did u see one piece?

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +2

      @@robertbretschneider765 I have seen season 1 and 2 I believe. But after that, I sort of fell off the wagon. (This was awhile back).
      I might have to try to get back into it, but I am always fearful of the filler apocalypse.
      Sort of like how Bleach or Naurto had for awhile, that sort of drain me from watching those type of animes.

    • @robertbretschneider765
      @robertbretschneider765 Před 3 lety +1

      @@helicalgoose Actually, One Piece has way less fillers than those, because the author had the whole plot planned from the start!
      It was no unexpected "Oh, its successful, so lets suck another part of plot out of my fingertip". More like Tolkien, that had the whole plot in mind from the get-go.
      And one of the few filler episodes is actually so nice, that i encourage u to watch it. Its called the G8 arc, it starts after the skypia ark that begins at episode 152 to ep (i dunno anymore).
      The stuff u sometimes rage about is that some episodes feel way too short. ^^ Of course, not all. Some episodes are complete bangers that leave u speechless.
      And of course, if ur not bored and therefore dont need a cool long show to watch, i recommend to create more videos or do something better practical outside. Watching series is always a waste of time, even if they are great. Have a nice week!

  • @astralchemistry8732
    @astralchemistry8732 Před 2 lety +1

    Love it! The editing is spot on! :D And nice outro music!

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks :)
      It is good to see you around here again.
      Hoping to see you make some more videos in the future :P

    • @astralchemistry8732
      @astralchemistry8732 Před 2 lety

      @@helicalgoose Haha, my hyperfocusation has once again led me to KCD (was playing Legend of Grimrock lately). Regarding new videos: YT has actually started to target my channel and has taken down the Ostwald Oxidation video which was one of my best and unique one's. I'm really pissed about that since the educational value is about 100% and the actual room for (mis)use is like 1%.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety

      That seems odd, I am guessing the synthesis of Nitric acid is frowned upon? I mean the knowledge to do nearly any synthesis you want is on the internet already, and YT taking it down because of potential danger does not seem fair.
      Well, it is not easy making those types of videos but they are still good to see once in awhile, hope for the best for you :)

    • @astralchemistry8732
      @astralchemistry8732 Před 2 lety

      @@helicalgoose Thanks! Yeah, I guess you can misuse anything, the knowledge is out there. I actually got the exerimental description from an old school book. I'm glad that I never intended to make any money with this, no ads, no revenue, so I don't really care. Chemistry and I are having a big marital dispute at the moment anyways, if you know what I mean. :D

  • @diamonddigs6206
    @diamonddigs6206 Před 3 lety +2

    Great as always.

  • @terrydavis1286
    @terrydavis1286 Před 3 lety +5

    Theresa anime opening

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +2

      I know I replied to your comment before but it deleted it. I just got time to come back to this.
      But I totally wanted to do that.
      I just need anime music that is copyright free, but uggh I do not know where to look right away.
      But exactly what I wanted to do in this part :P

  • @furanduron4926
    @furanduron4926 Před 3 lety +5

    Theresa kills both friend and foe.

  • @albdamned577
    @albdamned577 Před 2 lety +4

    Pretty sure the cod piece was invented as a result of all those crotch shots.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +2

      Sigismund stop the life of a ruthless warlord and became the # 1 cod piece seller in Bohemia after this incident. Mostly selling cod pieces to the remains of his army :P

  • @julianweiser9985
    @julianweiser9985 Před 3 lety +8

    How the hell? Judging by the content you are missing a few hundred thousand subscribers.

  • @ytj17thjuggalo12
    @ytj17thjuggalo12 Před 3 lety +4

    "I'm a GOD, how can you kill a GOD?!"

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +4

      I wish I had better artistic skills and I could draw a meme of Theresa standing over a cuman and go,
      "I was standing on a roof and you attack Skalitz?! How would you ever get to me! Think Cuman Think!"
      Or something like that :P

    • @ytj17thjuggalo12
      @ytj17thjuggalo12 Před 3 lety

      Top tier invincible reference

  • @manuu_04
    @manuu_04 Před 3 lety +6

    Nothin change killing even 3 hundreds of cumans but at all it always pretty kindfull see those bots paying blood lol

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +1

      You know I completely agree!
      I wish there was some sort of cutscene or just a line of dialogue mentioning that the entire advance guard of the cumans were just wiped out.
      Give a little rep and you know that would make everyone happy.
      Plus make it an achievement and watch the try hards go at it!

  • @ikarikaoka
    @ikarikaoka Před 2 lety +7

    I know this would be unthinkable for most conventional playthroughs, but it would be nice if the game's story itself, which has a linear structure, could "adapt" to the player's individual creativity and commitment. I mean, you "shouldn't" be able to do that as a protagonist, but we're prepared to re-evaluate how it might impact the story.
    The idea of a peasant woman starting her own revenge campaign in the village that was invaded and looted by enemies could create other narrative lines. Let's face it, it's less realistic than running away and trying to seek refuge elsewhere, but it would be fantastic.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +3

      Honestly, I have said the same thing before in other comments.
      I would love to have a thief/assassin type game with Theresa. I mean she has the background as coming from a thief family and no one would suspect a peasant miller's girl as a Bohemian renowned thief/assassin.
      I do not know the targets, but there are plenty of wars in the land, she could make a killing :P

    • @ikarikaoka
      @ikarikaoka Před 2 lety

      @@helicalgoose Truth. And one of the charms present in the game involves precisely the proposal to have a more realistic medieval gameplay compared to other classic games that mix all sorts of fictional ingredients such as magic, dragons, monsters etc. Evolution would be more gradual, difficult and dangerous. This implies that a young woman would probably have to adopt a more advanced and patient strategy to survive and succeed in this "crazy" plan of revenge (especially without using possible exploits). She might even have other useful skills like seduction or disguise.
      It is worth remembering that it would possibly be unthinkable to have women versed on the battlefield in the face of the culture of that time. In this sense, there could be prejudice, skepticism and mockery on the part of other people (including allies) at the mere hypothesis that a woman is wearing military equipment, having a more "intimidating" appearance or showing some interest in fighting as a combatant. Opportunistic and unscrupulous men might even feel "challenged" to test their luck against her in such an uncertain and brutal setting. The character could have a "double life", try to pretend to adopt the masculine appearance or even openly embrace this new "lifestyle", for example.
      Women were expected to face peculiar challenges, obstacles and annoyances that theoretically would not be part of Henry's everyday life. In other cases, there could be facilities or advantages depending on the occasion. This would favor the game in such a way that the player would have unique experiences by virtue of the genre with the two characters.
      The game's developers would likely go to the asylum until the end of the project.

    • @TrialBySquire
      @TrialBySquire Před rokem

      I'm sure there were some instances of women dressing up in men's clothing and armor to join in defending their homeland. Imagine if they added a way to get Theresa suited up. Like, if you get a certain stat high enough you unlock a hidden perk allowing cross dressing

  • @thadevilzadvocate
    @thadevilzadvocate Před rokem +2

    Don’t let Theresa fool you she’s crazy. She should be wearing the armor instead of Henry.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem

      She is not crazy, just passionate.
      I am sure that will hold up in 1403 Bohemian law.

  • @williamlight2393
    @williamlight2393 Před 3 lety +5

    Lol great stuff
    Keep up the madness :D may the bloodshed never stop uwu

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +1

      The bloodshed only stops when there is no one left to kill!
      But even then, there is the immortal guard at Talmberg that we can poke forever!

    • @williamlight2393
      @williamlight2393 Před 3 lety +1

      @@helicalgoose those damn immortal NPCs
      💪😤😞, oh btw have you played Divinity original sin 2? that's another fun place to go full out ape shit crazy :D

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +1

      @@williamlight2393 I have just added it to my wishlist :P
      I have seen other people do small playthrough of the game like the first couple missions, but never too far.
      It does look like a game I would enjoy playing (Like the Baldur's Gate 2 ).
      I am a little hesitant making a video about it, since I am not certain how I would spin it or make a story about it.
      I mean playing the game straight a bunch of people do that already, but I will pick it up when the steam summer sales comes on!
      Also, someday when these graphics cards get cheaper I will be able to get a much better one and do the video proper ;)
      Thanks for the suggestion!

  • @nigailemon
    @nigailemon Před 2 lety +3

    Can Theresa get the cuman killer perk after all she did?

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +2

      I do not remember if she did get it, but I do not think so.
      She definitely deserved the title/perk!

  • @BlackBirdFlyAway
    @BlackBirdFlyAway Před 2 lety +2

    Team:
    “Tinker Is Not A Coward”

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety

      Video does not lie. Dog tuck tail and ran after being smacked 20 times with a sword.
      I do give credit to Tinker being quite durable. ;)

  • @jobo2243
    @jobo2243 Před 3 lety +1

    Hey quick question about something unrelated the beef jump how do you get the beef to stack on your head so you can double save on top everytime I drop the beef some of it falls and I get pushed out from underneath so im able to stand up so I would appreciate more of an explanation of how to do that if you can thanks. And love the videos btw had to subscribe

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety

      Yah the art of beef jumping is sort of fuzzy at times to get to work on certain situations.
      What I find works best is to lower the physics of objects to low-medium or something around there.
      This seems to give the best beef stacks.
      To double save on beef jump is a trick tricky thing.
      I believe the lag delay helps a bit, before the game recognize to start allowing beef to fall sort of thing is what you need.
      If you have a suped up computer this might not work that well. To double jump you need a sort of medium to low end computer.
      Maybe set graphics to ultra all the way and physics collisions to low.
      I am still not a 100% on the double jump.
      The being "pushed" away thing is tricky as well.
      The beef jump works best if you can position yourself next to a wall of some sort to keep you from being pushed.
      The next best thing is to steal three or four horses to set something up to keep you from being pushed.
      The horse technique is still in the research lab stage and I have not quite perfected it. You still get a little pushed or the horses get teleported other areas, but they do work as a mobile wall. Not the best, but works in a pinch ;)
      Hope this helps. Please keep me informed if you make any progress with beef jumping :)

    • @jobo2243
      @jobo2243 Před 3 lety

      @@helicalgoose ah I see I don't really have those options as I play on Xbox however I did it semi successfully once I dont remember my orientation as in which was I was facing but I remember that the more placed= the more success due to lag so I think that's a key role the same way it's a key role in wagering and moving the goods to your horse and dropping them. Other than that I haven't had a successful attempt and another thing about console is it take centuries to drop that many items one at a time due to the lack of a scrollwheel but if I find a method I'll let you know. I would love more videos exploring the mechanics of this glitch I feel like it has the potential to very heavily alter the game in many hysterical ways.

  • @peregrination3643
    @peregrination3643 Před měsícem

    RIP shed roof.

  • @Willy_yumm
    @Willy_yumm Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hey I just played this dlc. But how the heck did you get that lovely dress? I was stuck with only wearing the basic ones cuz the nice new one looked lame

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 6 měsíci

      Ah, that dress you can buy from the trader in town.
      It costs like 400 groschen or something like that. I had to win a bunch of archery games down by the creek to afford that dress...then Theresa started to clean up the town.

  • @PacmanLickThisGuysAs
    @PacmanLickThisGuysAs Před 3 lety +2

    i personally didnt enjoy the game too much and not too anxious to play the 2nd one if it ever comes out but i very much enjoy your kdc videos

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks :)
      I can see why the game is not that enjoyable at times.
      I do feel like I have to go deep into the review of things that did go wrong in KCD sometime.
      I have been playing through the DLC "A woman's lot" as you notice and man, some parts are great quest wise, but other parts are like COME ON!!!!
      The game really tries your patience, or expects you to be in the RP setting.
      I am not certain if you agree, but I am leaning towards pace of the game is what makes it hated to a degree...but again that is for another time :P

  • @jacepro2827
    @jacepro2827 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Radzig: Sakra, you're more useful than half of my entire garrison Theresa.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 9 měsíci

      I don't think Radzig never interacted with Theresa in this entire game. Though I think he knew that half his garrison could not stop Theresa if they tried, just in case Radzig said anything out of pocket.

    • @jacepro2827
      @jacepro2827 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@helicalgoose he did. Theresa told Henry she asked him and hanush to bury her parents and brothers. They also gave her a shield for her bravery but she gave it to henry anyway since she won't be able to make use of it.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 8 měsíci

      @@jacepro2827 Ah, was it Hanush or Captain Bernard. I get this confused, but I think you're correct!
      Well then, we know that Theresa has been bribed by the nobles so she does not cause chaos in the lands ;)

    • @jacepro2827
      @jacepro2827 Před 8 měsíci

      @@helicalgoose she ask radzig and was supported by hanush since these events occured when henry was out cold after arriving in rattay and radzig was still weak and has to rely to hanush. The shield given was the shield of skalitz.

  • @noelienoelie8425
    @noelienoelie8425 Před 3 lety +1

    What's was zybshek doing in Theresa's House?

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +3

      Yah my poor comment got deleted before and finally got time to come back here.
      But, I cut out the part but Zybshek was living with Theresa because her father let him stay with them since his family died.
      A nice gesture and I almost feel bad for Zybshek. Well until he threw Theresa to the cumans...then I said screw that!

  • @LordPenny95
    @LordPenny95 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bro how have you got a bow aim dot ??

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 měsíci

      Yup, if you have PC, you can get the dot by typing in one of the few commands on console that still work without downloading the "developer mod"
      But if you open the console " ` "
      then type
      wh_pl_showfirecursor 1
      hit enter and then put away your bow and pull it back out, the dot will stay there :D
      Now you will have to re-enter that command every time you start the game up, but its way better than no dot at all!

  • @lwinhtet3699
    @lwinhtet3699 Před 3 lety +1

    How did you get a crosshair on the bow?

    • @flawedreality
      @flawedreality Před 3 lety +4

      Add the line wh_pl_showfirecursor=1 in \steamapps\common\KingdomComeDeliverance\user.cfg
      You might have to add +exec user.cfg to the Steam launch options for KC:D, although it works without that for me.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +2

      Thanks for this. I know I replied to Lwin before but my poor comments got deleted from youtube for some reason :(

  • @AR-GuidesAndMore
    @AR-GuidesAndMore Před 2 lety +1

    Fancy didnt find it when i played it.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety

      What did you miss when playing this game? The Woman's lot DLC?
      I can see that. The quests are sort of not tied into the main story at the same time they do not seem essential, not unless you wanted a puppy.

  • @MicheleApicella123
    @MicheleApicella123 Před 19 dny

    Metal gear deliverance

  • @DennisBLee
    @DennisBLee Před rokem +1

    "Work that groin"

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem +1

      Theresa is probably responsible for people fabricating armored cod pieces after this massacre. :P

    • @DennisBLee
      @DennisBLee Před rokem

      @@helicalgoose lmao!

  • @gergonagygyorgy8175
    @gergonagygyorgy8175 Před rokem +1

    6:45
    He says you are a kid from out of marriage

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem +1

      Huh, that is actually a pretty good insult.
      I really need to get all those Hungarian translations going on for the next video. Some of those insults are just gold!

  • @king_zapp
    @king_zapp Před 3 lety +1

    Why are these windows.... lit?

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +2

      EXACTLY!
      Somebody in the lighting depart went rogue!

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 Před 2 lety +1

    16:35 I've killed 2 dogs in real life defending my farm animals and that noise horrifies me

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety

      Yah fighting wild dogs is no joke.
      We are way too use to the friendly pooches, but we tend to forget that they can really do some damage killing other animals or hurting people.
      I think the closest we had to deal with was with Coyotes. Little bugger are scared of humans, but they go after any other animals you have.

  • @t.s.8430
    @t.s.8430 Před 2 lety +1

    17:00
    Jesus Christ it's Joanna Wick

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety +1

      lol, Theresa is the true Butcher of Skaltiz :P

  • @VORP125
    @VORP125 Před 17 dny +1

    Cumans running away from a woman is hilarious

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 14 dny

      Honestly its one of the best things in the game. Having a bunch of full armored terrors, running from a blood peasant girl and her dog :P

  • @JoeChaffin-lw4ug
    @JoeChaffin-lw4ug Před 24 dny +1

    Giving this game up this mission ruined the game for me

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 22 dny

      Ah yah, this mission sort of surprises everyone the first time.
      Not my favorite to play normally, but not too bad when you're willing to turn Theresa into a mass murderer.
      My main advice is to load an earlier save and avoid talking to Theresa about Skaltiz at all!

  • @rkj5480
    @rkj5480 Před rokem +1

    So if crotch shots take awhile, can we assume that the cumans may not have what we think they have there.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před rokem

      Well we know that after what Theresa done to them, they did not have "what we think they have down there" anymore :P

  • @vazzix5845
    @vazzix5845 Před 2 lety +1

    Subbed :)

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety

      Ah many thanks :)
      The murderous rampage of Theresa was quite a joy to do :P

  • @Haruzumakii
    @Haruzumakii Před 3 lety +2

    You can put Theress in a dress? Nice

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +5

      I replied to your comment before but it got deleted so sorry for the delay.
      But we only put Theresa in the nicest things! She deserves the best!
      I wish there were more choices like after this DLC to give her some fancy threads at least.

  • @gehtdichnixan3200
    @gehtdichnixan3200 Před 2 lety +1

    hmm a guy that can take 10 arrows in the crotch should have some standing abilitys

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 2 lety

      I felt like there should've been boss music for that guy. Taking more than two of those types of shots should've sent anyone to the shadow-realm.

  • @Corvusdotensis
    @Corvusdotensis Před 9 měsíci +1

    ROFL

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Theresa was the #1 Cuman killer, way before Henry even picked up the sword :P

  • @charlesdarkon
    @charlesdarkon Před 3 lety

    😮🤔😂😂😂

  • @julianweiser9985
    @julianweiser9985 Před 3 lety +7

    How the hell? Judging by the content you are missing a few hundred thousand subscribers.

    • @helicalgoose
      @helicalgoose  Před 3 lety +2

      lol you're too kind :P
      Let me get a bit better at video editing before that happens.
      I do enjoy making videos for you all, and also putting up with the roughness here and there :P
      Glad you're enjoying it!