Uncle Jack Sez Relax
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- čas přidán 27. 02. 2019
- Uncle Jack Sez Relax by Charles Webb & Tom Bolton
I heard it in the Dr. Demento show, but never could find it in any CD or whatever. I imagine that there are others looking for it.
I had this before, but someone complained about the pic that went with it (It was someone lying on the beach with her breasts showing), and I got slapped. So this time I'm going with something everyone should like.
Song Lyrics:
Well, people, got my mojo workin'
Thought you might like to know....
Pal, how are ya? It's Uncle Jack
Don't have a spasm or a heart attack
You're too tense, gotta relax
Take my opinion; it's the facts
Listen, pal, you worry too much
Pretty soon you'll be losin' touch
Take time for fun. It ain't a crime
Don't be serious all the time
Uncle Jack says relax
Uncle Jack says relax
Try to be perfect. What's the point?
You're just gettin' your nose outta joint
What's all the hype about workin' out and runnin'?
I prefer layin' out and sunnin'
I know dancing gives you good effects, but
screw aerobics, save your thighs for sex
Wanna be athletic? Do it like me
Grab a beer, sit down, watch some sports on TV
Uncle Jack says relax
Uncle Jack says relax
Quit throwin' parties ya' can't afford
Invitin' jerks you'd rather ignore
Standin' around, feelin' bored
Just to be big on the social score?
Why need toys like a Cuisinart?
Wanna cook at home? Toast a Pop-Tart
Quit cleanin' so much; turn the lights down low
If they can't see the dust, who's gonna know?
Better Homes and Gardens is just a magazine
It's not reality
Clean all you want
It just gets dirty again
Think about it...
Break it down!
Career, career, shoot for the top
Climb the corporate ladder
Where ya gonna stop
Dress for success; 60 hour weeks
The old nerdy book is now called "chic"
Three piece suits, briefcases
Slicked back hair, serious faces
Quit chasing the bucks; don't be a chump
Why you wanna be another Donald Trump?
Uncle Jack says relax
Uncle Jack says relax
What's that? You say you enjoy the rat race?
Yeah, right. Okay, stay on that treadmill, sport
When you keel over, you'll get your picture
on the cover of "Executive Sucker" magazine
All your colleagues will buy a copy
and put it in their briefcases next to their ulcer medicine
(Stavro Arrgolus) - Hudba
"Uncle Jack....sez relllaaaxx!"
Special thanks to Dan Nolton for his smokin' guitar work!
Tom Bolton
He's RIGHT, you know, Everytime I try to clean up, IT JUST GETS DIRTY, AGAIN!
Finally been looking for this for decades. I still have tons of cassettes that I used to stay up late on Sundays to record.
YAASS!!! Been hoping I would see this Demento classic on CZcams, THANK YOU!!! Added to my Demento playlist.
Vintage Dr Demento? Wow!
I recorded this off a latenight radio station on a cassette tape in the 80's.
How cool is that! So did I! From a late-night Dr. Demento show played on WTOS in Bangor, Maine. I still have the cassette, which I played this summer.
I did too!!
I *LOVE* this!!!!!