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  • @TdiAlejandro
    @TdiAlejandro Před 2 lety +2078

    That one dude would definitely survive in a horror movie

    • @CptnWolfe
      @CptnWolfe Před 2 lety +31

      He would still be the first one to get killed off in the sequel

    • @uhJerryJackson
      @uhJerryJackson Před 2 lety +16

      Nah, he might survive until near the end but he's black, so he's going to die

    • @Juane9000
      @Juane9000 Před 2 lety +14

      @@uhJerryJackson I mean a black man has never made it to the end of any horror movie!

    • @MrBeenus
      @MrBeenus Před 2 lety +7

      @@Juane9000 That's why he said, "He black, so he's going to die." Like he literally said that.

    • @catofdeath8177
      @catofdeath8177 Před 2 lety +2

      @@renegadepyro726 White blonde woman, specifically!

  • @degov5
    @degov5 Před 2 lety +1885

    Laugh all you want, when a real emergency happens, you know that guy is surviving

    • @JustSomeAussie1
      @JustSomeAussie1 Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah you know he's surviving and you're potentially dying because he left you behind

    • @TheBlackSpartan103
      @TheBlackSpartan103 Před 2 lety +26

      Faster than the damn Roadrunner

    • @maliktp13
      @maliktp13 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao.

    • @Tim.1113
      @Tim.1113 Před 2 lety +13

      What if he got hit by a car when he ran out of the building? This prank might not have worked so well if it took a bad turn. Regardless, I thought this movie was funny.

    • @getfitron155
      @getfitron155 Před 2 lety +7

      YEP he’s the smartest one there

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers Před 2 lety +1598

    i just realized how much sense that makes to run. He didn't know if they could have had guns or not and just took the right approach to get out.

    • @kevinmcqueen9180
      @kevinmcqueen9180 Před 2 lety +32

      Wow your a brilliant soul.

    • @ilck-ym-blals7385
      @ilck-ym-blals7385 Před 2 lety +22

      2+2=4

    • @geldofpunk32
      @geldofpunk32 Před 2 lety +6

      You actually think Bam and Knox broke into a building and climbed up into a ceiling just for a skit? This was all staged for the film.

    • @I_WANT_MY_SLAW
      @I_WANT_MY_SLAW Před 2 lety +13

      Black people are the most intelligent race of people on Earth.

    • @nickwheeler1652
      @nickwheeler1652 Před 2 lety +3

      @@I_WANT_MY_SLAW You have your slaw sir! Lol those two nerdy white guys have balls of steel

  • @jetthayden
    @jetthayden Před 2 lety +804

    "I told you to not fall off the damn beam!" *slaps bam* 😂😂

    • @FlasRoose
      @FlasRoose Před 2 lety +17

      Man I love how Johnny falls on his back and is incapitated until he wants to slap Bam🤣🤣

    • @yakivpopavich
      @yakivpopavich Před 2 lety +42

      The way Bam's hair flaps after the slap is literally loony tunes grade physical comedy lmao

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 Před 2 lety +7

      That's why he's called Bam

    • @Christbepraised
      @Christbepraised Před 2 lety +4

      Oh that's what he said 😅

    • @grind138
      @grind138 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yakivpopavich Yeah, or even (more so, actually) 3 Stooges, LOL.

  • @benkmoskomusic3679
    @benkmoskomusic3679 Před 2 lety +650

    The way Bam screams "GET THE DIAMONDS!" is too perfect👌😆

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb Před 2 lety +4

      Oh, _that's_ what he said. I was wondering what he was pretending to grab off of the ground in such a hurry.
      If this was real, it would be so convenient that there just happened to be diamonds on the floor right where they fell through the ceiling.

    • @benkmoskomusic3679
      @benkmoskomusic3679 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Corn0nTheCobb They had (hypothetically) already stolen the diamonds, then dropped them everywhere when they fell.

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb Před 2 lety +3

      @@benkmoskomusic3679 Ah yes, that makes much more sense

    • @DiLL-PiCKLe02
      @DiLL-PiCKLe02 Před rokem +3

      0:19 me in Minecraft when i die & lose all my shit

  • @kasukeurahara2302
    @kasukeurahara2302 Před 2 lety +1027

    I can't believe he was able to run that fast with that big ass brain on those shoulders.

    • @larrytheking1071
      @larrytheking1071 Před 2 lety +21

      It's easy to run with balls that small

    • @kmk900___
      @kmk900___ Před 2 lety +6

      @Larry TheKing might have small balls but he’s the one surviving

    • @R.Lennartz
      @R.Lennartz Před 2 lety +3

      I would assume that the immediate activation of the "flight" response indicates less intelligence, like when you slightly startle an animal and it gets away from you as fast as possible, the guy that ran away was not thinking, at all, it was an automatic reaction.

    • @owmystomach8403
      @owmystomach8403 Před 2 lety +24

      @@R.Lennartz I don't know why I keep reading CZcams comments when all I see is comments as dumb as this one

    • @catofdeath8177
      @catofdeath8177 Před 2 lety +12

      @@owmystomach8403 lmao agreed all these kiddies are keyboard badasses. I'm sure in their mind they would've pulled out some John Wick moves and instantly taken down all the guys with guns in 0.1 seconds 🙄

  • @dai-okami
    @dai-okami Před 2 lety +573

    homie didn't even give the pre 2010 "is this a prank" look before he bolted. Ah Nostalgia lol.

    • @TripleDeckerSupreme
      @TripleDeckerSupreme Před 2 lety +6

      That never occurred, by definition prank shows are dead now because too many people are comfortable with it happening.
      The Future Is Now

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 2 lety +1

      @@TripleDeckerSupreme God forbid pranks result in everyone involved laughing and having a good time. Gotta get your kicks from making people miserable. Can you do us a favor and fixed so you don't breed?

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy Před 6 měsíci

      ​@Rad-Dude63andathird it ain't that serious

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 Před 2 lety +433

    "Guys in mask, IM OUT" should be an easy rule to live by. LoL

    • @tdog5993
      @tdog5993 Před 2 lety +3

      Not if it’s COVID mask

    • @JustShotsForMeh
      @JustShotsForMeh Před 2 lety +3

      @@tdog5993 It's a medical mask, this virus is fucking with your head.

    • @RedHairdo
      @RedHairdo Před 2 lety +1

      @@tdog5993 ESPECIALLY if it is a medical or FFP2 one. Then you don't just get out: you go and actually educate them about science, and that TV is not science.

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RedHairdo But can't I believer every news website on the Internet??? 😉

  • @spoontang
    @spoontang Před 2 lety +140

    The captions are hilarious.
    "Im Being Margera."
    "Im Giant Oxfield."

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx
    @xXMapleVodkaXx Před 2 lety +94

    "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." This is a man that knows how to make moves on the street.

    • @Reb3nga
      @Reb3nga Před 2 lety +5

      Just watched that movie last week 🔥

    • @xXMapleVodkaXx
      @xXMapleVodkaXx Před 2 lety +2

      @@Reb3nga my absolute favorite. Watched it for the 30th time for my birthday

    • @Reb3nga
      @Reb3nga Před 2 lety +2

      @@xXMapleVodkaXx as it should be mate, cheers 🤙

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle Před rokem

      "Who? Who? What are you, a f'ing owl?!" 🦉
      "I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago!"

  • @sebastianmartellisr.3587
    @sebastianmartellisr.3587 Před 2 lety +74

    I have to say, the Black dude that just took off running wasn't a Coward's way out... It was the smart thing to do, his instincts are impeccable

  • @robbyrdog
    @robbyrdog Před 2 lety +239

    “Fucccckkk GET THE DIAMONDS!!” 😂😂

  • @brandonmaddox4862
    @brandonmaddox4862 Před 2 lety +106

    When Johnny slapped bam I lost it

  • @aaronscarpa7469
    @aaronscarpa7469 Před 2 lety +39

    Black Fabio seemed to know exactly where he was running to 😂😂

  • @CJ-tx3tm
    @CJ-tx3tm Před 2 lety +121

    “Today we’re gonna be burglars.” - Jackass guys
    “Today I’m gonna be Usain Bolt.” - guy sprinting out of office

  • @peroxideman5292
    @peroxideman5292 Před 2 lety +75

    He seems like the only guy with practical experience, running before finding out if it's gonna go bad is probably the smartest thing to do

  • @pilummurialis6490
    @pilummurialis6490 Před 2 lety +27

    0:17 The way Johnny has fallen and hurt his back and Bam screams out "FUCK!! GET THE DIAMONDS!!" still makes me piss myself laughing

  • @maxxxmodelz4061
    @maxxxmodelz4061 Před 2 lety +195

    LMAO! Classic scene! This has been shown for so many years, people actually forgot where it originally came from. 🤣

    • @Rat-Jesus
      @Rat-Jesus Před 2 lety +12

      Dude you see Johnny Knoxville and you immediately know where it's from tf you talken bout

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Rat-Jesus Hey, kid, there were clips shared of this back as early as 2009 on CZcams and other places. Most of them did not show Knoxville, just the part where they fall through the ceiling. TF you talken bout??

    • @Rat-Jesus
      @Rat-Jesus Před 2 lety +6

      @@maxxxmodelz4061 lol I served in the army brother haven't been a kid for many a moon

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 Před 2 lety

      @@Rat-Jesus Fair enough.

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Rat-Jesus so becuz you served in the army, you're now a man?

  • @JeepersCreepers12
    @JeepersCreepers12 Před 2 lety +50

    I wonder if Bam knew Knoxville was gonna slap him…probably not lol

  • @cjlarson4553
    @cjlarson4553 Před 2 lety +79

    When I saw this in the theater, people laughed so hard at the running man….that everyone was literally wheezing 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @s.marshian8455
      @s.marshian8455 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol it for real doesn’t get old. It wasn’t like he ran out and across street then posted somewhere to watch. Dude was just straight up gone on a dead sprint.

    • @joshuafletcher598
      @joshuafletcher598 Před rokem +1

      How was this scene in theaters I only saw it on the dvd special features deleted scenes

  • @guillermoluna1408
    @guillermoluna1408 Před 2 lety +17

    To me the slap is what makes this hilarious like he wasn't expecting it😂😂

  • @mileenavibes21
    @mileenavibes21 Před 2 lety +15

    “ I TOLD YOU NOT TO FALL OFF THE DAMN BEAM ! “ 😂😂😂

  • @ralphyetmore
    @ralphyetmore Před 2 lety +6

    The guy who split is the smartest guy in the room. I aspire to think that fast.

  • @jamestyson458
    @jamestyson458 Před 2 lety +75

    I just love how homeboy took off running when Bam and Johnny fell out the ceiling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @misaelpiero5327
    @misaelpiero5327 Před 2 lety +62

    everything is perfect about this minute and six seconds, from start to finish, i can only say this was genius and epic

    • @georgecase5908
      @georgecase5908 Před 2 lety

      genius

    • @CGJUGO80
      @CGJUGO80 Před 2 lety +2

      @@georgecase5908 genious is genius but upgraded

    • @misaelpiero5327
      @misaelpiero5327 Před 2 lety +2

      @@CGJUGO80 lol thanks my english is not the best but yeah, this was next lvl genius

  • @Post-Truth_Cephalopod
    @Post-Truth_Cephalopod Před 2 lety +4

    That guy saw a potential hostage situation manifesting and instantly booked it.

  • @chrisrodriguez9100
    @chrisrodriguez9100 Před 2 lety +11

    0:21 That slapped though. I still find it funny lol

  • @Zombie-rj6nd
    @Zombie-rj6nd Před 2 lety +187

    Of course the one black dude is the only one who gets the fuck out of dodge, lol.

    • @soulreaperx7x
      @soulreaperx7x Před 2 lety +4

      How is that an "of course"?

    • @justinjohnson1618
      @justinjohnson1618 Před 2 lety +33

      @@soulreaperx7x cause black people don't fuck around like that. Dude was gone. Stop trying to make it about race. You racist.

    • @DrZilla1
      @DrZilla1 Před 2 lety +7

      @@justinjohnson1618 Statistics say they do

    • @cthulhu9421
      @cthulhu9421 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DrZilla1 what statistics?

    • @carter3369
      @carter3369 Před 2 lety +5

      Being black isn’t a personality trait lol

  • @THEMUDBUSTERS4
    @THEMUDBUSTERS4 Před 2 lety +2

    That guys “fight or flight” kicked in. 😂

  • @BRILL-vb1jy
    @BRILL-vb1jy Před 2 lety +11

    It's not the fact that he ran but that he didn't stop.

  • @Ckbruinfan
    @Ckbruinfan Před 2 lety +13

    The dude who ran 100% has seen shit like this before and wasn't taking any chances whatsoever

  • @juliangrant9718
    @juliangrant9718 Před 2 lety +6

    It just makes it funnier to scream "GET THE DIAMONDS!"

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 Před 2 lety +14

    That slap lmfao

  • @Norwoodg00ner
    @Norwoodg00ner Před 2 lety +7

    He’s the biggest guy there but first to run 😂

    • @apexpredator6960
      @apexpredator6960 Před 2 lety

      Of course. What sort of idiot would fuck around and find out

    • @BobSaint
      @BobSaint Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah, smartest too.

  • @LU.D3Z3
    @LU.D3Z3 Před 2 lety +3

    Its fuckin insane how young and healthy Bam was and now he looks like Don Vito

  • @89sigma43
    @89sigma43 Před 2 lety +4

    That dude hauling ass out of the building was smart! You know never either if they were armed or not.

  • @macman975
    @macman975 Před 2 lety +4

    Man was like "No hostage situation for me" and Billy Big Stepped it down the road.😂

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 Před 2 lety +52

    you know that dude was already making below min wage and just said fuck this

  • @dantdu
    @dantdu Před 2 lety +4

    The guy who ran is the smartest person to ever appear on Jackass. What a great stunt :)

  • @someloser2847
    @someloser2847 Před 2 lety +54

    That one dude ran out because he knew the cops would go straight for him

  • @Buffalosabskis
    @Buffalosabskis Před 2 lety +5

    Lol I remember seeing this is the theaters when I was super young and my older brother laughing so hard when it goes to the outdoor cam. That dude looks like he’s in an action film

  • @edwarddailey21
    @edwarddailey21 Před 2 lety +2

    This was one of my favorite skits.

  • @TrevJericho
    @TrevJericho Před 2 lety +34

    Milli Vanilli could never catch a break

  • @chrisoony19
    @chrisoony19 Před 2 lety +3

    The smartest man ran everyone else just froze up 🤣

  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. Před 2 lety +10

    I have all the Jackass shows/films and they’re just as funny now as when they each came out. Best franchise ever

  • @jasoncora1
    @jasoncora1 Před 2 lety +5

    The slap in the face was hysterical 😂

  • @timotheetessier1058
    @timotheetessier1058 Před 2 lety +4

    I love when Johnny just smacks the shit outta Bam!!! 🤣

  • @montega.
    @montega. Před 9 měsíci +3

    I remember dying at this at 7 years old 😢😅. Time flies!
    😂😂😂

  • @edwardgarza222
    @edwardgarza222 Před rokem +1

    Everything about this cracks me up!! 😂

  • @StayPuftMarshmellow
    @StayPuftMarshmellow Před 2 lety +3

    He was running to go change into his batman costume and then played it off like he was scared to cover up the fact,
    he’s Batman.

  • @dudefromtexas425
    @dudefromtexas425 Před 2 lety +1

    Told you not to fall off the damn beam!!!!! Smack 😂😂😂😂

  • @blunt_b22
    @blunt_b22 Před 2 lety +1

    The fucking slap is gold😂😂😂 fav skit hands down

  • @CannibalCowboy51
    @CannibalCowboy51 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Guy got the HELL outa there. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HamSandwich277
    @HamSandwich277 Před 2 lety +4

    Don't be embarrassed dude. You're the only one who did the right thing. The other two put themselves at risk of becoming hostages or worse by staying. You on the other hand trusted your instincts and got away from the danger in a timely manner. That was the correct move. Staying was the wrong move.
    Too many people become victims because they fail to act when presented with a threat. Crime, violence, disasters, accidents etc. Usually the solution is just to GTFO immediately while the window of escape is still open.
    The other two likely stayed out of disbelief and confusion. They didn't understand what was happening, so their "GTFO" instinct wasn't triggered, or it was overridden by their conscious decision making faculties which were confused. It's also possible that the "criminals" being between them and exit had something to do with it. And after a moment, the other two looked at and engaged each other meaning the decision to act became a collective one and in that scenario, each person is waiting for the other to act which means nothing will happen (herd mentality/bystander effect/diffusion of responsibility).
    The bottom line here is to always trust your instincts. When your gut tells you to GTFO, you GTFO. The part of your brain that subconsciously handles the fight-or-flight response is better/faster at assessing threats than your conscious self is. That's what it's there for - to keep you alive. Always trust it. Worse case scenario it's wrong and you embarrass yourself by running away unnecessarily. It's always better to risk embarrassment than to risk death.

    • @astroreflux
      @astroreflux Před 2 lety

      or he was just doing what the director told him to lmao?

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 Před 2 lety +3

    When he slapped Bam 🤣

  • @Imperfexpeach96
    @Imperfexpeach96 Před 2 lety +2

    That guy running out really thought it was a serious burglary 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WolverineTheApex
    @WolverineTheApex Před 5 měsíci

    The subtitles when they're introducing themselves killed me, "Giant Oxfield"😂.

  • @epicsshadesmaster-animatio4398

    The guy running away was hilarious I crack up each time when I see him dart

  • @EmperorKrow
    @EmperorKrow Před 7 měsíci +1

    Man, Knoxville did not hold back on that slap, lol

  • @TechTrendz937
    @TechTrendz937 Před rokem

    The “Oh holy fuckkk” and “oohhh ffuucckkk” parts be having me in tears 😂

  • @owmystomach8403
    @owmystomach8403 Před 2 lety +4

    I wish I had his reaction speed to run away, if I were in that situation I'd be frozen in place lol

  • @I-sed-no
    @I-sed-no Před 2 lety +1

    The slap to the face has me dying... lol

  • @guilhermebittar917
    @guilhermebittar917 Před 2 lety +2

    Man that slap was 👌👌

  • @rd101
    @rd101 Před 2 měsíci

    0:26 The way he ran out of there was hilarious lmao

  • @tylergnosis2581
    @tylergnosis2581 Před rokem +1

    I pissed myself laughing at the black guy running lol

  • @mosh9074
    @mosh9074 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Haven’t seen this is years and I’m fucking rolling!🤣💀

  • @memos5205
    @memos5205 Před 2 lety +3

    hahahaha dude is Usain Bolt @Undercover

  • @mrgreen1964
    @mrgreen1964 Před 2 lety +14

    Dude dipped 😂🤣 said “every man for themselves “ 😂🤣😂🤣😂 the white guys are like “well billy what do we do now”

  • @Frank-ze9mq
    @Frank-ze9mq Před 2 lety +1

    That guy ran like the npc’s in gta🤣🤣🤣

  • @alonzozovillafranco491
    @alonzozovillafranco491 Před 2 lety +1

    now here’s your real life Marv and Harry two totally incompetent robbers.

  • @nickdotjpg
    @nickdotjpg Před 2 lety +1

    my subtitles told me that im watching being margera and giant oxford

  • @chefcook09
    @chefcook09 Před 8 měsíci

    0:27 😂 I had a serious laugh attack. The way he was running

  • @jamiedavies5217
    @jamiedavies5217 Před 2 lety +1

    My man was gone in less then 60 seconds

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater Před 2 lety +1

    That man would outrun a tornado.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 2 lety +5

    I like how they're all laughing at that guy even though he's clearly the smartest person in the room. If a situation kicks off and you're not sure about it, your best option 10 times out of 10 is to get away from it if you can. Can't get hurt if you're not there.

  • @JShadow6661
    @JShadow6661 Před rokem +1

    That dude is the guy you send the urgent life or death message with when shit hits the fan.

  • @jaywalkerbane8750
    @jaywalkerbane8750 Před 2 lety +1

    Bam was pretty convincing with his acting 0:18 No one wonder my dude ran like crazy @ 0:21 lol

  • @laurenellis8217
    @laurenellis8217 Před 4 měsíci +1

    He smacked Bam so good lol

  • @vcrbetamax
    @vcrbetamax Před 2 lety +1

    I feel like now a days. Someone would try and snatch up a few diamonds before running.

  • @MontyQueues
    @MontyQueues Před 2 lety +2

    it's interesting the contrast between the white dude who's just eye gawking the situation versus the black dude who immediately accessed and responded to the situation in mere seconds
    you can bet he probably didn't grow up in a fancy neighborhood where the concept of danger has no life

  • @newbalance3069
    @newbalance3069 Před rokem

    Lol I love how the guy just takes off & leaves his co-workers so funny

  • @harshman121092
    @harshman121092 Před 2 lety +1

    That man moves like a gazelle

  • @TESBAOTH
    @TESBAOTH Před rokem +1

    Run boyyyyy lmaoooo

  • @bgexodia3331
    @bgexodia3331 Před rokem

    Milli Vanili dipped with the quickness lol

  • @ColoredStripes
    @ColoredStripes Před 2 lety +1

    “Get the diaaamonds!”

  • @mellowyellow360
    @mellowyellow360 Před 2 lety

    0:36 when they turn their face on the ceiling and facing at the same time is so satisfying.

  • @tomobourn7780
    @tomobourn7780 Před 2 lety +1

    Eddie Grant wasn’t fucking around man, bolted to the electric Avenue

  • @anthonyt219
    @anthonyt219 Před 12 dny

    That guy had good survival instincts

  • @ghdzmuzic
    @ghdzmuzic Před 2 lety +2

    Ha I remember this scene and I always laughed at Knoxville slapping bam.

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 Před 2 lety +1

    That slap was the best part by far

  • @yodatcht1321
    @yodatcht1321 Před 2 lety

    "I told you not to fall off the damn beam!" *slap

  • @Alternate_Titles
    @Alternate_Titles Před 2 lety +2

    If a kid had only seen Bam Margera now, and you showed him this, pretty sure he’d say:
    “Wait wait wait, THAT is Bam Margera? What the fuck happened?!?”

  • @Eiight8
    @Eiight8 Před 2 lety +1

    That guys reaction made the scene ✌️

  • @fouyuck89
    @fouyuck89 Před 2 lety

    Captions: i’m being margera i’m giant oxfield and we’re going to be burglars

  • @speakyourmind9767
    @speakyourmind9767 Před 2 lety +1

    Some say that guy is still running

  • @TheGary108
    @TheGary108 Před 2 lety

    Bam and Knoxville: Let’s prank ‘em!
    Black Dude: Oh hell no!

  • @Lanooski
    @Lanooski Před rokem +1

    this Boondock Saints knockoff slaps

  • @sidviscus
    @sidviscus Před 2 lety

    That guy didn't just run out of the building, he ran across the state.

  • @Dog15308
    @Dog15308 Před 2 lety

    Guy was like
    “Not this time”

  • @tomkoa521
    @tomkoa521 Před 4 měsíci +1

    GET THE DIAMONDS!!! 💎