We Bought A Tank
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- čas přidán 29. 09. 2022
- Slimecicle, Schlatt, and Fundy go on a rampage with complete disregard for money and human life.
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Edited by @Zaltoman and @Slimecicle
Awesome camerawork by @ModestCube
Subtitles by / tizen99
Friends in this video:
@jschlattLIVE
@Fundy
@ModestCube
Outro music by @ludandschlattsmusicalempor6746 - Zábava
love how they're explaining how to properly use a flamethrower and this grown man's response is just "yeah, yeah, Minecraft rules" with a reassuring nod to his friends
To be fair, fire tick is pretty spooky.
I mean if you know how to handle a gun (or if you're from Texas) it's pretty simple
And the instructor isn't phased after that comment
I like how they're explaining weapons to a bunch of Americans
Would have been better if there actually learned about the tanks
Seeing Schlatt holding a literal flamethrower was… awesome
_but also I am staying as far away as I possibly can_
I was both aroused and terrified.
@@anusername8350 AMBATUKAM
crimes from '99
“Texas. Despite everything, it’s a place”
As a Texan, a more accurate Sentence has never been uttered
Well as an fellow Texan I agree with you
As a Texan this is very accurate
Its a place and its awsome.
It indeed is
surprised it’s still standing
Alternate title: Charlie having a panic attack on a tank while the others are doing whatever and schlatt being terrifying
yes
Bro. That's just reciting the video.
Schlatt having access to a gun genuinely terrifies me. As does Charlie. Even Charlie terrifies me either way so that doesn’t mean much
I’m more surprised that Fundy survived encountering TWO entities at once, especially since it was Charlie and “Schlatt”
It's actually Slmccl, he's the more benevolent entity than his other brethren, "Slimecicle" I believe, so Fundy was somewhat safe
Surely the furry was protected by slmccl
Believe it or not but fundy was with schlatt on that faithful day in 1999
ikr, i wonder how he even survived "Schlatt's" 9/11 special attack
You forgot the camera man entity
Only Schlatt and Slime would meet up to drive a literal tank
@here is the full clip Definalty...
Well, except for that time Schlatt did this exact thing with Ludwig and co.
fundy too, but he doesn't count anyways
i think you mean ““schlatt”
As soon as I confirm it isn't military recruitment I'd be over there at the speed of light.
Slimecicle: is in a WW2 tank
Also Slimecicle: describes it like he's in the Delorean
They got to drive a damned Sherman variant
@@spazztic6172 Specifically the M4A3E2 more commonly known as the Jumbo and it has a 75MM M3 Cannon and one 12.7MM M2HB or a .50 cal and also a 7.62MM M1919A4 Coaxial Machine gun or in other words a .30 cal.
@@randomstuff4997 I love how specific tank names get so you can get away with saying that shit casually lol
@@Br.Ta.7274 but it is a M4A3E2, look at the designs and the gun. It’s obviously a jumbo
@@randomstuff4997nah, mantlet is too thin and rounded for a jumbo and barrel is too long. Looks like an early 76 Sherman, likely an M4A3 HVSS equipped with an M1 cannon 76mm
Seeing Fundy stuff Slime into a T-34 is one of the best things I've ever seen.
Its a M4 Sherman not a T-34
@@Francois-4-12 at 3:41 that is clearly a T-34
The Sherman is the one they drove
my favorite part was when Slmccl and "Schlatt" said 'it's tankin time' and proceeded to tank all over the place
Here is the full clip : when i met slmccl
czcams.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/video.html
Fr
You sure that wasn’t Jared Leto?
Bots be like
Yeah they don't even know they're talking to a replica
I can't believe they trusted Schlatt with a gun...with people around....the confidence
LMAO IT IS A PRETTY BAD IDEA TBH
Do people not know Schlatt has firearms experience? There is like 6 videos of him at a gun range
is this sarcasm and I’m about to seem like a idiot for not catching it?
@@TiggySL It was a joke lol, I watch schlatt a lot 👍
Guess they havent learned since 1999
HES TRAINING
6:41 For anyone interested that chin flick Schlatt did is a rude gesture from Italy. It means "I don't care."
doesn't it mean fuck off in sign language
@@FlyHenryFly yea Lmao
@@FlyHenryFly well, it’s you, not off but yes
it is sign language.
I feel uncomfortable with schlatt having a flamethrower
1999.
i feel uncomfortable with schlatt. end the sentence there.
yes
You were always at risk of schlatt. Now the risk includes fire.
The way schlatt just casually holds the flamethrower terrifies me
and LAUGHS
@@turkwoyzwavez933 Schlatt ain't human I swear 😭🙏
He has experience
@@agwzh Vietnam, 1969
Texas
as a resident of texas i can confirm that driving tanks is the norm
Here is the full clip : when i met slmccl
czcams.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/video.html
Fr
@@InvestmentIdea god damn the people who send out these bots have no life 💀
@@razcola no they prob make a living off it
Same
Fundy buying a tank: Uh oh.
Charlie buying a tank: Crap.
Schlatt buying a tank: This can't end well at all.
All three of them buying a tank: TAKE COVER!
There was an opportunity you missed. “Tank Cover” ;-;
the 2 most naturally funny people dsmp/minecraft related are Schlatt and Charlie. they ALWAYS make me laugh and its never forced.
Schlatt looks way to comfortable and natural while using that flamethrower, almost like he used one before…
Ahh the memories of 1999 must’ve come flooding back in that moment
@@spadehaze1541 More like 1915...
don't remind me of '99 it was very traumatic
Do not ask “Schlatt” and 37 unidentified humans what happened underneath the Brooklyn Bridge on September 10th, 1999.
@@bennettleffew in fact, dont ask at all, nobody will know what you are talking about, it's like it never happened.
Bro, I always forget how insanely jacked Charlie is until he grabs something
He just literally does 100 pushups like it's nothing
@@Otzkar have you seen that 3 push-ups a sub video? He does like 300
he is known as 'THE CHULK'
Charlie slimecicle and Charlie critical are both just overly jacked
@@skinnywizard6351 can never be be too jacked, too *vascular*
7:25
Schlatt everytime he talks
9:20 my guy's going to start transforming into pyro and from TF2
holy fuck its pyro gaming
Schlatt honestly has so much style and swagger in this video, he would not look out of place as the suave rich guy funding the badass heroes in some action movie
Edit: nevermind, just got to the flamethrower section and I’ve decided he’s actually the cool-guy pyromaniac weapon expert of the action hero group
i mean there *IS* tony stark... so why can't you have both?
who also becomes the main villain in the sequel because he's (not so secretly) deranged and unhinged
@@AMan-xz7tx The sequel? No no no, gotta be atleast 4 movies in! Not enough unhinged moments with just 2 movies.
Need more unhinged for all the fans to truly understand just how.. uh.. Villainy he is.
@@bugmoon1939 but you see, that's the idea. the sequel is SUPPOSED to be jarring, so that the prequel to the sequel gains extra traction
He's like a shiftier Tony Stark
You know there’s gonna be chaos when you see schlatt in the title photo
you mean thumbnail? lol
10:10 cool Pyro cosplay
7:45 schlatt shooting a Mosin is the best thing of all time
Schlatt saying “fuck you” in sign language and no one figuring it out is just hilarious 🤣
Edit: time is 6:40
Wait when
@@_stupidbro 6:40
@@TylerStJohn-wi7ol tysm lmao I can't believe I missed that!
That is so on-brand, though. Just knowing curse signs and nothing else just because
@@emman2425 lol true
Not gonna lie, up until this video I though Slime Story was just a massive gaslighting campaign because I had no idea what it actually was. I must have missed a very specific video because I have never heard him describe what it was until now. All Charlie ever said was "You guys are gonna love this. It'll be great. I've been working hard on Slime Story."
that is such a hilarious interpretation oh my god 😂 i rly wish i could remember what video he announced it in but yes he has definitely explained it before
@@devons.3481 it was actually a video in itself, I don’t remember which one tho-
he announced the initial release of slime story on his main channel
@hope. You horrible, horrible person
@hope. WARNING: this is a bot.
Schlatt is just always a villainous, shady character and honestly, I'm here for it
This video really shows off how crazy Schlatt is. He really set fire to some plants like it was nothing and literally payed to blow something up.
i like how this footage is over a year old and its still somehow fresh
This is a year old??
@@zeronxepher4167 czcams.com/video/HrdRvd-t0JU/video.html
@@zeronxepher4167 ikd of is a year old but yeah is old lol, maybe 7 months ago(? Idk
Edit: oh no yeah is a year old that's impressive lmfao
@@chapalapachala-oe1oo how do you know it's a year old? Did chrl say?
@@chapalapachala-oe1oo ohhh i never knew that, thanks!
As a Texas resident I am constantly worried about the tank battles that happen every night
Don’t even get me started on the craters left from tank shell explosions. Can’t even get the mail some days.
As a Massachusetts driver, prepare for a masshole tank driver
How else are we supposed to be prepared for when the cartels invade. Got to show them what they are up against
SAME
Haaaa sorry neighbor
This is only a fraction of what Schlatt did to those people in ‘99. Charlie and Fundy were lucky to make it out alive.
Charlie and Fundy: Give Schlatt a gun
Everyone on the internet: ❗️
10:00 that was a rare clip taken from the found footage from 1999, played by the horrible man himself
It’s all coming together
Schlatt showing up at Buckingham Palace at 10:05
11:03 i feel abused, touched inappropriately, bullied and most importantly F**KED, don't use stall anymore
3:28 my mind was somehow convinced that they blew up fundy and I had a moment of panic I'm not shitting you rn
Ahhh, so this is how Charlie survived Schlatt
you assume he survived
The only man that could live to tell the tale.
Charlie is so random sometimes and i love it
8:43 “Bye Bye” *BOOM*
6:41 - nobody knew what “Schlatt” was saying and that made it ten times better 😂
It's scary how natural shaltt is with everything in the video
he's uh... experienced, yeah.
Well we are american. We have used weapons before
In america, your born a natural at these kind of things...
That and Schlatt being the mastermind behind Texas..
As a whole.
If only Slimecicle was in the video too, he’d have a lot of fun with this stuff.
he died in the chuckle sandwhich podcast, unfortunately. Slmccl was a hired body double they killed so the FBI would think slimecicle's death was an accident, hoping they wouldn't realise that slmccl is just slimecicle's twin
@@AMan-xz7tx That’s weird, they don’t even have the same name
@@aedaniammx7559 they did but slmccl dropped his vowels in the grate
@@AMan-xz7tx conspiracy podcasts be like. btw not tryna be rude with that in anyway
10:38 Best 2 seconds of my life. Bury the Light AND a minigun!
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING, PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION
10:09 “Schlatt” with a flamethrower genuinely scares me
10:15 I was about to say how casual and comfortable Schlatt was with that flamethrower. Charlie read my mind
Shlatt signing "fuck you" to Charlie was my favorite part, Charlie's reaction was amazing!!!
1:51 this man needs to collab with slime rancher to have some of his slimes in the game
This sounds like autotuned charlie
0:39
the fact that they felt comfortable having Schlatt have access to tanks, guns, and flamethrowers is very impressive
That explosion was so anticlimactic yet I love it
I love how "Schlong" casually holds the flamethrower
The maniacal cackle that left Schlatt when he was using the flamethrower has genuinely terrified me to the core and I’m scared now please help
i cant stand how much i love slime man, he has just been a genuine person through and through
You've never met him, you likely never will, cease your parasocial habits.
Slime is genuinely one of THE people on earth who is alive
@@PieIsGud2808 so true
Has bones 👍
I loved the part with the flamethrower and the immediate fear coming from everyone when schlatt got it
8:48 These weapons should be easier to obtain imo. I love America.
3:55 As a Sonic fan, hearing Knight of the Wind kick in hear got me so hyped
I love how at 1:24 you can just barely hear Schlatt start to say “Raid Shadow Legends” before he gets cut off by “Slime Story”
Schlatt started laughing when he was using the flamethrower
@Deadpool. yoo you got lucky
@@Mr_Plant06 either you are joking or you don’t know that, that he is a bot.
As was i in fallout
Wait bro I didnt know lol
@@Mr_Plant06 wait really oh damn
schlatt just casually having flashbacks from 99' oh such schlatt behaviour
1:22 Mr. Big guy was about to say "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"
6:42 it means fuck you in sign language
Cool
7:55 slimecicle really just said "*GUNSHOT*"
When Schlatt was using the flamethrower, you can literally tell this was not his first rodeo. This is very similar to what happened in 1999 most likely…
schlatt scares me more than a 'normal' person should
Never would’ve thought to put Fundy with these two, but it works so well
I’m glad “schlatt” and Charlie got to hang out and have fun
I love how schlatt looks right at home on the tanks, like some sort of 80s action hero.
"Somehow despite everything.....its still you"-slimetale
How does Charlie constantly make these extremely entertaining videos.. there's always new and original jokes.. how does he do it?!!
Fantastic video. A shame they blew up Slmccl, I hope Slimecicle makes a tribute to him in his next video.
Indeed
Sorry to inform you, but, Slimecicle tragically exploded due to a bomb in his mail on June 1, 2022
"If you feel like you're on fire just run the opposite direction of us" the funniest thing said in this video
3:07 HE USED THE WII PLAY TANKS THEME!
This is the greatest day of my life
10:38 *Provoking!*
Black clouds in isolation
8:20 you can literally tell who the European is just by the angle of their arm
The randomly cut scream got me. 0:43
Shlat is just living his life. He is use to this
8:03 Fundy has Projectile Dysfunction
10:38 I JUST HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE BURY THE LIGHT???? *OH MY GOD*
6:38
"So, you're finally awake"
Never invade a Texan's home
Because 9:26 is their slogan
"now that we were done experiencing holes, it was time for the whole experience" might be one of the best play on words I've heard
8:54 yeah don't do that or you end up in the darwin awards
also what was that movement at 2:13 😂
9:47 has so much thumbnail potential.. it's insane.
You guys are my favorite hazardous beings!
“For you zestie boyhz😁” LMFAOO😭
“Schlatt” with the flamethrower was honestly terrifying, but not as terrifying as what he did back in ‘99
6:22 normal fundy voice
8:38
Schlatt with a 50 BMG is the most terrifying thing ever.
Fundy looks so badass in the thumbnail
Schlatt reliving his rolling thunder experience in real life as soon as he grab the flamethrow
3:58 I have never seen someone use Knight of the Wind - Sonic and the Black Knight [OST] in their video, thank you for reminding me that this song exists
0:34 Jschlatt is going to kill Charlie and Fundy like how he killed Queen Elizabeth
2:46 violating all 4 gun rules at the same times
My favourite part was when Charlie obliterated fundy’s lower half with an anti-aircraft gun.
2:54 I never realized how much Charlie looks like the annoying glasses kid from the Polar Express, and now I can't unsee it
LMAO WE HAVE THE SAME PFP
As the pfp say…
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Charlie went from making monster hunter world vids and corn skits to driving a tank with a mad man
As a Texan, I can confirm that our state holds true all of Americas true values.
As also a Texan that is true
0:05 as opposed to ohio, which doesnt exist
Ohio will be eliminated
9:02
No.
NO.
*NO.*