What Your Attack on Titan CRUSH Says About You?!
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#attackontitan - Hry
I mean the analysis of Mikasa lovers is pretty accurate
Hola, Senôr Moustache-less.
How have you been?
Hello FBI agent
She's not in the least bit wrong. I'd commit murder for a Mikasa body pillow.
I swear I see you in everyone's comment section ~~ Are you magic?
Guess I’m the only Mikasa fan that looks at body pillows and sees them as a waste of money
Who do you have a crush on?
Mikasa: Ereh
Annie: Armin. Also death itself.
Armin: Annie. Also the ocean.
Eren: Freedom
Ymir (normal): Myself and Historia
Historia: Ymir and this farmer who used to throw rocks at me
Ymir (ancient): So, uh... ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?
FREEDOM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ymir:historia and living :D i got heartbroken by living D:
Ymir (a):soooo ever learned about stockholm syndrome?
Zeke:monke
Peick:woof
slight spoiler:
the fArMeR
Manga spoilers
You should add Mikasa to the Eren part, after chapter 139 lol
He canonically simps for Mikasa
according manga , eren sacrificed himself and freedom for mikasa . he loved her more than freedom.
As someone who simps for Hange, Erwin, Eren, Ymir, Historia, Yelena, Rico and Annie I CAN CONFIRM THESE ARE ALL TRUE-
You had mommy issues AND daddy issues r u good man?
“You probably have insomnia and don’t sleep”
Me watching this video at 4am in the morning
"U can sleep but u stay up really late coz sleep is for the weak"
Me watching at 3am while intentionally trying not to doze off
I would like to add that Hange lovers are the coolest people ever 💌
Until we start arguing about Hange's gender
YEAAAAAAAAH
😳 I’m cool???
thanks lol ur cool too
Thanks bestie ‼️
Why'd you have to call me out like that with Armin
*Erwin
@@ultramarin0924 yeah Erwin was a hard one but Armin just hit different
IKRRR
right! im over here like...i know she ain't just call me out😅😅 but I can't help it that armin such a precious bby🥺😍🥰
Well as a Ymir and Hange lover I have to say that this was pretty accurate.
Haha gay person with mommy issues, that could never be me 😳👀
@@johnhall7522 ikr
I know rightty
my aot crush is Ymir and it said "you are not straight" I pANICKED CAUSE I'M A CLOSETED LESBIAN
I have a weird obsession with Annie , Ymir and Yelena and I always gravitate towards the mean or sarcastic characters 😭
i think ymir is good fren. she pretty.
she kinda mean but she pretty. :)
do you feel this way too? lol
Im a Jean simp and that’s correct.
yuhh
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Certified freak. 7 days a week. That’s our identity as Jean simps
Yup
Same-
Yes
That Ymir one was a callout I fully approve of lmao
I approve and i´m definitely not straight
i agree as i am as straight as a bendy ruler when a kid is playing with it.
same ahahha
I said yes. Yes I am
Hellow fellow elle gee bee tees
as an armin and annie simp... why is it so damn accurate-
I don't know, you tell me?
Damnn. Reiner's analysis is accurate ASF 😂
Me who has a crush on armin *slowly closes wattpad and Ao3*
LMAOO FELT
LMAO THAT'S RELATABLE
IKR
i just finished reading a fan fic before watching this vid
0:19 Me who loves Armin and is a fanfiction reader: *They know too much*
Same🙂
Bestie
Same
Same it’s so accurate
Agreed
0:37 "I was trying to come up with something good with this one but like, my hearts only half in it"
I- 😭
Oml I actually can’t, the Kenny one was SPOT. ON. I do most certainly simp for Kenny and I do most certainly listen to True Crime documentaries while trying to fall asleep, leading to my self provoked insomnia and tying into my other simping tendency for Reiner
Hanji: Mommy issues - O-Oh... I-I..
Erwin: Daddy issues - Well... that's...
Levi: You like the smell of windex - LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY
LMAO
LITERALLY 😭
@@aeshikajyotshna852 I like Erwin and Hanji both lmaoo
Pls so true this was literally me:
Mikasa: ...ok it’s just for decoration i promise. 😶
Historia: I just want to be loved ok? 😭
Ymir: so what if I’m not? 🙄💅
Annie: who needs sleep when there is anime? 💀
Pieck: don’t judge my setup... I’m a pro Fortnite ‘gay’mer! 💪🏻
Levi: smells like happiness to me ok? 😔
Hitch: No I’m not cheating. I’m just “checking” my answers... 😉
Pico: yes- I mean no! Definitely not. 😀
I can’t escape the painful and sadly relatable truths in these types of videos- 👁👅👁
Literally same-
“Grandpa issues” 😭😭😭
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Me, a guy who has a crush on Ymir: Guess I'm gay...
That's the first time I see a dude who has a crush on Ymir, nice to meet you hehe
@@Moi-ll1rt There are about 12 of us
@@Atomsk0192 well we have a something in common
@@Moi-ll1rt i have a crush on Ymir too. She has something going on. I love tomboys lol
Same man.
It's the fact we just skipped past Hange's and Ymir's while pretty much everyone else has an explanation.
But yes it's true-
Ok here we go: Armin, Connie, Jean, Marco, Ymir, Yelena and Hanji...
Also I died laughing about Ymirs comment, like yeah I am most definitely as straight as a circle, I'll admit that
When I barley remember my Pokémon days and am trying to figure out if that was true: 👀
YAKU?! - Sugawara
@@ze.crazyrazee9262 mh yeah wassup?
@@little_blackwinged_crow181 You have Mommy Issues?! Because Hanji- - Sugawara
more than half of the things fits perfectly to me even when i don't know that characters lol
My four attack on titan crushes
Armin: topless romantic, reads alot of fanfiction: fact check true
Ymir: you are not straight: fact check true lmao
Hanji: mommy issues: fact check true
Levi: like the smell of windex issues:...cleaning products smell nice ok-
t o p l e s s r o m a n t i c
@@IzukuMidoriya-cc2ur god damn it even autocorrect has to let me know I'm a bottom.
what about monke
:×
we got the same taste 😤
Me: I don't think that knowing my crush can determine something about me
"Mommy issues"
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Ahah same 😭
Ymir: You are not straight
You didn’t have to call out my closeted *ss but you did-
"You like monkeys" the way she said that is very cute.
0:22: How dare you expose me!👀
@Webtoon Master Oop- you're comment is just under mine.
Same like I read way too much fanfic to the point where I will stay up all night reading it 😅
@@R1chie_22 Same lol
*quitley backs away* uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
I did not expect to be called out that HARD with the Reiner one
Me hears Ymir’s: I mean yea
Heard hanjis:HOW DID YOU-
Me: Oh I wonder what she's gonna put for Erwin
Koomaxx: *D A D D Y I S S U E S*
Me: *yells*
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY HAD A CRUSH ON THAT ELF DUDE FROM THE Santa Claus movie😳😳😳
NO BCUS HE WAS ACTUALLY SO FINE AND FOR WHAT ??
BRO LITERALLY, I WAS SO SAD HE WASN'T IN THE THIRD MOVIE
I mean, I love Connies most of all, and I think his appeal is to have a ridicously loyal, ride or die himbo by your side.
The Levi one could not be more accurate, I love the smell of cleaning products.
This made my day knowing that my sister secretly loves the smell of windex
Same but my brother
I love the smell of all cleaning supplies help like ahh
Same but my best friend
"You act tough on the outside but secretly, inside you just want a big hug."
*YES*
I simp for historia bc she my wifey
Ok but the Armin one was on point, it was so on point that I feel like you just exposed me to everyone here and beyond. Kudos :)
''you probably had a crush on Gary from Pokemon'' ... way to call me out like that 😩
Me who crushes on Ymir Annie and Hange .I-
I'm an Armin simp and it was 100% accurate
yes just yes
Facts ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Yes, yes is was
how do you feel about aruani
@@fofoabukharma781 i ship them a lot
"you had a crush on someone who low-key bullied you in middle school"
These words are true, because not only do i have a HUGE crush on porco, but i also once had a crush on my bully back in middle school XD XD !!!!
Armin: well, I'm not really into fanfiction, but the rest was right.
Ymir:... why'd you have to call me out like that?
"You have insomnia and you can never sleep"
"Mommy issues"
Me: an insomniac w/ mommy issues 👁👄👁
Me: *patiently waiting to see Levi on screen only to hear*
"You like the smell of Windex."
~~~ yup pretty much spot on 😌
Bertholdt, Jean, and Sasha. Super accurate. Some of the ones I don’t crush on also fit well…
"secretly likes the smell of windex issues" That was too specific 💀
When you have crushes on half the characters mentioned in this video.
*Sweats Violently*
i knew right from the start that this shit was gonna be accurate as shit-
*me literally crushing nearly all of the AOT characters:* 👁👄👁
Ikr
Felt
Wait wtf we have the same pfp what the-
Well you got it right, Reiner is my crush and I have insomnia 😂
jean - idk if that was accurate i will find out one day
ymir - im a boy who is bi so yyeha close enough
bertholdt - (he's cute idc) accurate
rico - yes hello accurate
yelena - affirmative
Homework can wait
Coming from someone who's favorite is jean, can confirm.
"You had a crush on one of your friend's older sisters," was wildly specific but extremely accurate and I-
"Hopeless romantic and read a lot of fanfiction" the way you just saw right thru me I---
Why yes, I DO secretly want a big hug.
Because of my insomnia...
“Hehe, won’t be that bad.”
*you have mommy issues if you like hange*
“...okay, but uh what abo-“
*you have daddy issues if you like erwin*
“Well shit”
*you like pool smell if you like miche*
*”HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GONNA CALL ME OUT”*
WE HAVE THE SAME TASTES FHDJFGHS
You DID NOT have to dropkick my heart with the Marco one that hard ma'am
I like Sasha, "you're really patient, and are the most likely to convince everyone to get dessert" sums me up pretty nicely, apart from the fact that I don't go our much to eat dessert, so yee, good job
NO HAHAHAHA I'VE LITERALLY SAID "sleep is for the weak" BEFORE LMAO
I crush on a lot of aot characters but Armin, Eren, and Porco were the most accurate like I feel called out lmao
I recently started talking to this girl who looks and acts a lot like Historia and now I've got feelings for her. And the thing you said about having a crush on Historia... is completely true!
The analysis about eren fans was true af. I've been told multiple times Irl "I need to be happier" or "Im sad/intimidating" while doing my normal face and love dudes with long hair.
Pieck is in fact mathematically attractive The Fibonacci sequence embodied
YES HAHHAHA
Armin Is too accurate
Paused to cry at how accurate that Eren one was
ARMIN. ARMIN. ARMIN. He's the loml and it's so accurate. 😭
1:04 I didn't expect it to be so accurate
0:58 sounds about right
2:07 hit too close too home... Way too close 😂😭
The one with Jean AND Gary Oak lmao
Guilty tho😌
And here I am, a Rico lover, never been so accurate about what my crush say about me
The annie assumption is pretty accurate
why do I genuinely like the smell of windex though, it was so not the callout I was expecting but somehow it was still true
"You are a very patient person and you're also probably the one to talk in the table into ordering dessert when you guys go out to eat".
Im not sure but the potato girl is my crush
I don't even try to hide the fact that I love the smell of Windex. It just smells so amazing!
me with eren and armin,, how is this so accurate 💀
The Reiner analysis really hit me
I feel called out on Jean as I actually did have a crush on Gary Oak as a kid *wheezing* I loved all these.
'You can sleep at night but you choose not to because sleep is for the weak' spoke to me on a personal level like why is this so accurate
I don't know why it is accurate but it is, and i know how u feel
I love how I've never watched AOT but still laughed at the random things that koomaxx was saying XD
1:17 he’s not exactly my crush but I do like him a little but I use to have a crush on my friends older brother so I found this one funny also I don’t have mommy issues and I don’t read a lot of fanfics but I mean I do stay up late just because I can lol
Edit I meant the things for Annie Armin Colt and Hange lol if you confused
Colt is my favourite lol
Yes. I DO HAVE INSOMNIA AND I CAN'T SLEEP, REINER! 😂
I was like: this can't be accurate
Historia analysis
Me: Why is it so accurate?
I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY DADDY ISSUES FOR ERWIN I-
Damn. Really called me out on Eren and Reiner. Especially on Eren 😂
LMAO YMIR IS ACCURATE AF, and I do like the smell of windex shut up
I'm sorry but I was on the ground laughing at Levi and the Windex one 😂🤣
0:04 eren
0:12 mikasa
0:19 armin
0:23 jean
0:28 connie
0:36 marco
0:45 sasha
0:52 historia
0:58 ymir
1:00 flock
1:04 bertholt
1:07 reiner
1:09 annie
1:15 colt
1:18 petra
1:20 pieck
1:25 zeke
1:30 porco
1:34 hange
1:36 erwin
1:37 levi
1:39 mike
1:44 hitch
1:59 kenny
1:56 rico
1:59 yelena
2:02 onyankopon
2:08 niccolo
2:12 pixis
Speaking as someone who crushes on ymir and hangi. . . yes you did a good job- i feel called out😭😭😭
“You get nervous before making phone calls” damn really out here calling me out
"You've been told at least once that you look intimidated or mad even when you aren't and you're totally here for all these dudes growin their hair out to look like this since he pandemic started" *Wow the accuracy is unreal-*
"You're a hopeless romantic and you probably read a lot of fanfiction" *How d'you know?* 👀🤔
dear Reader!
It's a greatpleasure to inform you if you're having feelings for Kenny ackerman or Zeke Yeager you have extreme daddy issue. Welcome in the club, my dear!
0:58 THANK YOU FOR REPRESENTATION I HIGHLY APPRECIATE IT
I love how those were so accurate
"Secretly likes the smell of windex issues"
So you mean this is the most common issue as millions of fangirls have this issue....
I actually like the smell of windex.......
Me a panromantic nb gray ace who has a crush on half the aot cast:...This is accurate
Words cannot describe callout I felt throughout this entire video
As a Hitch and Rico enjoyer, I have to admit that was perfect analysis
You did such good job! Loved it ahaha
"You have insomnia-"
No I will not sleep
When she said if you have a crush on Jean you probably had a crush on Gary Oak I felt CALLED OUT ಥ‿ಥ
I don’t like how accurate this is