Trash Taste Explain Their 'First Time'

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Komentáře • 943

  • @thetinfoilfreak
    @thetinfoilfreak Před 11 měsíci +6816

    Its been almost a year since i last watched this podcast, and THIS is what i come back to? I approve.

    • @delix787
      @delix787 Před 11 měsíci +37

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @sandenson
      @sandenson Před 11 měsíci +99

      This episode was actually a banger. I highly recommend you to watch it in full.

    • @anotheryoutubeuser
      @anotheryoutubeuser Před 11 měsíci +8

      Scrapping the bottom of the barrel stuff. It's time to end the podcast.

    • @datutturugang666
      @datutturugang666 Před 11 měsíci +38

      this is what you **came** back to
      lamamao i’m 3

    • @gryphon4150
      @gryphon4150 Před 11 měsíci

      @@datutturugang666 I'm 2 so I don't understand. Can you explain the joke to me?

  • @hungrysloth9189
    @hungrysloth9189 Před 11 měsíci +2562

    The reason why Connor didn't know about semen is because he fainted and banged his head during sex ed class

    • @aintrz
      @aintrz Před 11 měsíci +219

      Pov you watch too much of trash taste to get to know that story.

    • @voltaicangelo
      @voltaicangelo Před 11 měsíci +142

      ​@@aintrztrash taste lore expert

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 Před 11 měsíci +35

      ​@@voltaicangeloAverage Trash Taste fans know this XDXD

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu Před 11 měsíci +4155

    Connor really grew up a true gamer. I respect that.

    • @mardem8395
      @mardem8395 Před 11 měsíci +11

      *soyboy

    • @mutated_almond8335
      @mutated_almond8335 Před 11 měsíci +126

      Bro lost his virginity 17 the opposite of a gamer

    • @Redd_Nebula
      @Redd_Nebula Před 11 měsíci +6

      ​@@mutated_almond8335you don't know a lot of gamers do you? 😂

    • @sentryward8744
      @sentryward8744 Před 11 měsíci +43

      @@Redd_Nebula gamers at Connor's age range does not lost their virginity at 17

    • @Lickicker
      @Lickicker Před 10 měsíci +32

      Ill agree in a different way than you think, he lost his virginity like he plays games, ignored everything except brute forcing it to be over and came out with a negative experience because of how he played it

  • @Anthony20603
    @Anthony20603 Před 11 měsíci +4626

    I love how this episode went from this deep talk abt friends and loneliness to losing virginities in the last few minutes, this is why i love yall

    • @Bam_Bizzler
      @Bam_Bizzler Před 11 měsíci +86

      Natural progression

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad Před 11 měsíci +30

      This must be their most informative episode yet

    • @aegiskcc
      @aegiskcc Před 11 měsíci

      natural progression, you feel lonely and then jack off

    • @moaen1
      @moaen1 Před 11 měsíci +16

      The duality of man

    • @ling_a_bling
      @ling_a_bling Před 11 měsíci +30

      i mean those topics seem pretty connected, it's abt the human experience

  • @TrillyThough
    @TrillyThough Před 11 měsíci +3085

    I was lucky to have a really cool older guy that was my big homey as a teenager. He was the captain of the football and basketball teams. Real local celeb, always in the local papers type cat. All around, all state athlete. And he was a talented musician to boot. He'd take me to functions where there were older chicks and stuff but he always told me that I wasnt under any pressure to do anything to fit in and that included sexual stuff with the girls. He told me he'd been waiting himself and that was because he saw how much of a responsibility it really was after watching guys pump and dump on his three older sisters. He said he wasnt ready to be responsible for a young woman's heart like that yet so he was waiting until he really respected and loved a girl. That gave me a lot of confidence to be myself and tune out the noise.

    • @sandenson
      @sandenson Před 11 měsíci +529

      That's what I call a true chad, someone who's both a stereotypical chad, in terms of being athletic, popular and talented, but also a real chad, being a supportive, humble, all around decent bloke.
      I share a similar opinion to his, in that I don't feel like I haven't found a woman that I'd properly commit to, and don't want to half-ass it, because I wouldn't want that for myself. I have half-assed in the past, so I decided to not do it again, be patient and let it happen naturally.

    • @prodickty
      @prodickty Před 11 měsíci +93

      Damn, was expecting a plot twist somewhere

    • @eldrintheweebcovers2k165
      @eldrintheweebcovers2k165 Před 11 měsíci +50

      ​@@sandensonbro ain't this the truth. True respect for someone like this

    • @elderpaimei5509
      @elderpaimei5509 Před 11 měsíci

      If you ever come upon your first seggs, just make sure you take it outside, and (this is very important part) PEE after orgasming before you put it back in. This is so the residual sperm inside would be flushed out. Usually pregnancy in withdrawal method is due to residual sperm in your precum. And go cowgirl so they feel good first before you. Tell the lady don't go up and down but front and back. Makes her orgasm faster. Trust me i know my stuff and im an asian with a regular sized dlck.

    • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
      @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Před 11 měsíci +151

      Was it hard to hear him over the booming gigachad music?

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 Před 11 měsíci +3515

    Serious, we need to stop telling teenagers:
    1) that you’re a “loser” if you don’t lose your virginity before you’re 20
    2) that you’re first time is going to be this amazing, mind blowing experience that will change you forever (if you do it right and aren’t a complete loser)

    • @Rickxekken
      @Rickxekken Před 11 měsíci +544

      I am Asian and also a Christian so I grow up believing that losing your virginity early and casually is not a good thing. Was genuinely surprised to learn that the points you made are the norm in Western societies.
      Currently in my mid 20s and still have not lose my virginity because I NEVER LOSE BABY. WOOHOOO

    • @emmarod8746
      @emmarod8746 Před 11 měsíci +165

      @@RickxekkenRight there with you my brother in Christ. V-cards for life let’s go!

    • @Elite_agent_Miko
      @Elite_agent_Miko Před 11 měsíci +16

      It's called motivation.

    • @Doctor4077
      @Doctor4077 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Elite_agent_Miko call it whatever you want, it’s still a load of horse shit.

    • @Thepotatohidingintheshadows
      @Thepotatohidingintheshadows Před 11 měsíci +55

      Glad my fellow negative rizz Havers are here

  • @baileydonohoo7139
    @baileydonohoo7139 Před 11 měsíci +370

    As a teen, i can say that half the generation is growing up too fast and the other half refuses to grow up.

    • @mustafaLY2631
      @mustafaLY2631 Před 9 měsíci +16

      Absolutely true

    • @tariqplays5826
      @tariqplays5826 Před 6 měsíci +6

      so real

    • @ThePapaDragon
      @ThePapaDragon Před 5 měsíci +12

      As it has been since the beginning of time

    • @dinobro4273
      @dinobro4273 Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@ThePapaDragon Yeah
      with internet the unspoken nuances in human society is much more visible.

    • @shubalander
      @shubalander Před 4 měsíci +1

      real some woke parents are giving some special medication to their kids so they dont go through puberty bc the kids are "scared"

  • @yammachanv88
    @yammachanv88 Před 11 měsíci +1258

    Oh shiz... aki was joeys first if he was 22 when he lost it, hes 28 now. And has been with aki since 2016😂 I think that's adorable

    • @unsafestimboard
      @unsafestimboard Před 11 měsíci +339

      oh shit ur right lol thats pretty cute

    • @samuraijosh1595
      @samuraijosh1595 Před 11 měsíci

      Oh ok now it makes sense why he can't do better than aki. He had really bad rizz with women despite having a pretty attractive face and height and Aki was the only woman who took him.
      Now he's sadly stuck with a onlyfans bitch.

    • @Jepze158
      @Jepze158 Před 11 měsíci

      @@samuraijosh1595 -pretty attractive face
      Really? To me he just looks weird hybrid of indian and paki.

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Před 11 měsíci +141

      Goals tbh

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality Před 11 měsíci +56

      So Joey's body count is 1?

  • @gervasiomartins9148
    @gervasiomartins9148 Před 11 měsíci +1182

    Conner is the most gamer human ever. He isn’t Homo Sapiens, he’s Homo Gamer

  • @facelessvoid_69
    @facelessvoid_69 Před 11 měsíci +2129

    In a Muslim country, losing your virginity before marriage is the definition of both "cool" and "you're going to hell dude"

    • @saddocatto9245
      @saddocatto9245 Před 11 měsíci +172

      Going to hell, yes... But cool ? nah... you can't even get a proper job in my country, if someone is stupid enough to confess about having sex before marriage.

    • @facelessvoid_69
      @facelessvoid_69 Před 11 měsíci +92

      @@saddocatto9245 fr 💀. Although they don't really announce it to everyone in my case. It's just those times when you're having conversation with the bois during highschool and suddenly one of them admits they've lost the V-card. Shit was epic asf

    • @maroindefinitlyhuman6857
      @maroindefinitlyhuman6857 Před 11 měsíci +54

      Haram😂

    • @maroindefinitlyhuman6857
      @maroindefinitlyhuman6857 Před 11 měsíci +49

      The scary part about doing it before marriage where I live is that you might get forced to marry the one you did it with, or get killed.

    • @redemption5763
      @redemption5763 Před 11 měsíci

      In a muslim country women are oppressed💀

  • @SplatterInker
    @SplatterInker Před 11 měsíci +463

    As a woman thank you for the honesty here guys! We all need to hear more of this. I never realised guys also get grossed out by the body fluids 😂

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 11 měsíci +33

      IKR? I just found out that many guys also grossed out seeing v*gina. The more you know.

    • @VValkyr
      @VValkyr Před 11 měsíci +85

      idk if it works like that for girls too, but it gets 10 times grosser post nut. It's like your mind instantly changes it's mindset about it.

    • @wolfferoni
      @wolfferoni Před 11 měsíci +96

      @@VValkyr Ah yes, post nut clarity. Works the same way for women. Your mind is no longer clouded by arousal

    • @mustafaLY2631
      @mustafaLY2631 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@nurlindafsihotang49 I can confirm that

    • @popdogfool
      @popdogfool Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@VValkyrI think there are studies done showing arousal increases people's gross tolerance.

  • @alejandromolina7270
    @alejandromolina7270 Před 11 měsíci +1523

    With CZcams videos like this, I'm convinced that the kids of this generation are going to learn better sex education than I ever did as a kid.

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash Před 11 měsíci +44

      Dunno man, should check the demographics of trash tase before saying that.

    • @runman624
      @runman624 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I somewhat agree

    • @sifiz467
      @sifiz467 Před 11 měsíci +38

      Yeah true. They didn't even know or care about porn until they were 17 like what😭

    • @Howfoolish.
      @Howfoolish. Před 11 měsíci +31

      Yea, but I think I would rather have my child learn shit from clips like this instead of having no idea what sex is

    • @icyglacier2429
      @icyglacier2429 Před 9 měsíci

      You guys have sex education?

  • @lgr28
    @lgr28 Před 11 měsíci +678

    These guys are absolute gigachads for putting it out there that you shouldn't feel pressured to have sex at a young age and that you may end up having a better time when you are absolutely ready to take that step. Very rare for young teenagers to have influential people tell them these things on the internet these days with the amount of pickup artists that crop up on tik tok and such

  • @SquishMitten92
    @SquishMitten92 Před 11 měsíci +382

    As a female, this was extremely enlightening - I've never once considered how guys discover JO, and now I'll always live with knowing some like to start fires and some smack it about 😂

    • @soop2073
      @soop2073 Před 11 měsíci +3

      what is JO?

    • @bhavya8043
      @bhavya8043 Před 11 měsíci +113

      ​@@soop2073Joe mama

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 Před 10 měsíci

      I don't know that that's the norm. 😂

    • @blancka4200
      @blancka4200 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Then there's me who didn't know wtf is this, and used it like a controller of a spaceship💀

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@blancka4200 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for howling laughter , mate.

  • @thegummyassassin1097
    @thegummyassassin1097 Před 11 měsíci +71

    “I was too focused on games” caught me off guard 😂

    • @SJrad
      @SJrad Před 11 měsíci +1

      Certified gamer

  • @yourbasicninja
    @yourbasicninja Před 11 měsíci +534

    I remember back in high school when I was 17 that most of my friends already lost their virginity, and felt like I had to do it soon or else I was gonna be "that loser whos still a virgin in their 20s", that was what i thought in my head.
    Looking back now as 22, I feel so stupid of how much that worried me and made me feel like I was weirdo for not losing it alreadly before graduating. If I could go back in time and talked to 17 year old anxious me, I would've and told him to not worry and that all the hype about sex and losing it soon is all bullshit.
    And also your first time isn't gonna be "the greatest experience in your entire life", most stories about losing your virginity, including mine are awkward. There is no such thing as an "A++ perfect score!" on the first time.
    tldr: All the hype about having sex and losing your V-card soon in high school is all bullshit, and not to be something a teen should ever worry about in school.

    • @logoutofmyaccountweirdo
      @logoutofmyaccountweirdo Před 11 měsíci

      Nah bro when I lost my virginity I felt like a god because I did some movie type shit

    • @niegga8
      @niegga8 Před 11 měsíci +7

      In my country losing virginity always comes after marriage

    • @danielmarhuenda
      @danielmarhuenda Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@niegga8 So 0 experience lmao

    • @VendettaProduction01
      @VendettaProduction01 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@niegga8so what happens if it turns out you don’t have the sex chemistry with your partner?

    • @safaa9654
      @safaa9654 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Great message. I myself lost it at 24, not necesseily waiting for anything, it just never happened. Because of being older, i thought i *would* have a really good experience. But it wasnt great at all, it was quick and awkward

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Před 11 měsíci +144

    Pfft. I'm still on my way to becoming a wizard. Beware my magic powers.

  • @cicadaplum
    @cicadaplum Před 11 měsíci +346

    Its funny to look back at my high school life and realize how non-present sex was. I'm not sure if it was because I just wasn't around those types of people, or if it was me not recognizing it, but especially when compared to my friends at other high schools, its seems weird that there was never like a "thing" within my social circle. I mean, I had romantic relationships and interests but sex was never the end goal for me (and it still isn't lmao). Hell, I was in performing arts and apparently they were supposed to be the horny ones.

    • @stefanootes9526
      @stefanootes9526 Před 11 měsíci +19

      I read these comments and people are all talking about their high school experiences. Yours is a breath of fresh air. I only remember 1 person saying he lost his virginity at 13 and everyone got silent. The girls were talking about having sex with their boyfriends, but that is what one does when you are in a relationship I guess. My friend group only one guy lost his virginity before graduation and it was a childhood friend from Hungary he met again one Summer. Most of my friends have found someone to partner up with and it feels like I am left behind somehow, but they never shamed me for that. They are supportive and they even set up a tinder for me, but I am not interested in dating at the moment. I feel like I need to get my mental right before I enter a relationship. Don't want to hurt someone because I wasn't ready yet, you know. I just turned 24 a few days ago. I will probably start to worry around 27-28, but if it is not in the cards for me, it isn't meant to be. I am not religious or anything either. It would be nice to have that kind of intimate relation with someone, but I haven't met someone I feel something for more than just an interest in their personality or what they do.

    • @cicadaplum
      @cicadaplum Před 11 měsíci +14

      @stefanootes9526 I'm glad you're not pressured to do anything until you feel you're ready. Self care and self love is as important to a healthy relationship as the love you give to your partner, so keep working on yourself and you'll find what you're looking for eventually I guarantee it.

  • @sifiz467
    @sifiz467 Před 11 měsíci +360

    Wow this just puts into perspective how versatile and easy access porn is nowadays. Them not caring or even knowing about porn until they were 17 is honestly mind boggling

    • @SJrad
      @SJrad Před 11 měsíci +8

      Yeah for me it wasn’t until around 18 when I started watching porn. but one of the reasons was because i was raised in a Christian household. but i think even without that, i probably wouldve not watched porn as long because I rather had played video games or whatever

    • @mustafaLY2631
      @mustafaLY2631 Před 9 měsíci

      @@SJrad 18!!??? 💀

    • @SJrad
      @SJrad Před 9 měsíci

      yeah i was a very good boy. now i'm absolutely a degenerate @@mustafaLY2631

    • @duan_meixuan
      @duan_meixuan Před 9 měsíci +3

      I didn't start watching porn until nineteen-and I had already lost my virginity by then 😅😅

    • @mustafaLY2631
      @mustafaLY2631 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@duan_meixuan How???

  • @ianlucht3121
    @ianlucht3121 Před 11 měsíci +1196

    Man I love feeling like I’m behind in life when I haven’t experienced any intimacy or romance at 20.

    • @Galvatronover
      @Galvatronover Před 11 měsíci +82

      Dont Be I’m the same

    • @galaxy_kitten95
      @galaxy_kitten95 Před 11 měsíci +315

      Bro, You’re still at the starting point. Early 20s is just being a teenager 2.0.
      Also, you shouldn’t rush into things like sexual contact until you feel as though you’re ready. Don’t feel bad about it. I’m 27 and I have yet to experience such things (mostly due to ill experiences with people overall and not wanting to be in a relationship.)

    • @ganondorf66
      @ganondorf66 Před 11 měsíci +86

      Being on the internet for a while now, you're not even close to being the only one.
      And it's rising

    • @mydogisbailey
      @mydogisbailey Před 11 měsíci +98

      I didn’t do anything until 27 you’re fine

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 Před 11 měsíci +42

      25 😅

  • @yamiali1783
    @yamiali1783 Před 11 měsíci +75

    2 negative rizzes make a positive rizz

  • @Eligio1234567
    @Eligio1234567 Před 11 měsíci +69

    Connor's description sums it up perfectly, "underwhelming" lol

  • @TBomb15
    @TBomb15 Před 11 měsíci +116

    Here's the thing. virginity is not a bad thing. I was 31 before i lost it. if you don't find a girl who you want to give it to, just don't give it.

    • @Singularity-vp9xo
      @Singularity-vp9xo Před 11 měsíci +14

      Thanks man. I'm 25, and I have an existential crisis that I've never had sex. I mean, I've never even had a girlfriend yet...but I have so many other issues in my life, I just feel I don't have the energy to push for a relationship right now, or maintain it. It's good to know I'm not alone.

    • @TBomb15
      @TBomb15 Před 10 měsíci +16

      @@Singularity-vp9xo don't worry about it, honestly sex just isn't as great as media makes it out to be. Don't get me wrong. it is good, and fun to boot. but i honestly think kissing and cuddling feel better. the relationship is the destination, not the sex.

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@Singularity-vp9xo I lost mine in my mid 20s. Once you’ve done it you realize it’s not a big deal, and because you’re older you can appreciate it more. My best advice is to just enjoy your partner’s company. If she’s a good person, she won’t judge you for being nervous. You’ll do fine son.

    • @plosonen
      @plosonen Před 2 měsíci +1

      I was 16. Couldn't even finish. Luckily she was really understanding and the cuddles and kissing were great.

  • @darkskinlyfe
    @darkskinlyfe Před 11 měsíci +166

    its been awhile since i thoroughly enjoyed a tt clip , i'm in my 20s and still haven't lost it , its mostly cause of my coomer lifestyle and heavy anxieties.

    • @soapsatellite
      @soapsatellite Před 11 měsíci +15

      Never related this hard to a comment

    • @Craze961
      @Craze961 Před 11 měsíci +4

      You and me both

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Před 11 měsíci +2

      relatable. except that im stoner not coomer.

  • @LORDdrPepper
    @LORDdrPepper Před 11 měsíci +144

    Sex is good and all but yeaah it's massively overhyped, idk why we're all essentially taught it's like some sacred treasure you need to obtain or something. With the way people describe it, you'd think it would cure cancer or something

    • @SMA2343
      @SMA2343 Před 11 měsíci

      That’s why there’s three levels. Fucking. Sex. Making love.
      And they’re all good and all shit in their own way.

    • @immxrtxll
      @immxrtxll Před 11 měsíci +7

      Frrr

    • @mardshima2070
      @mardshima2070 Před 11 měsíci +8

      You can make baby with it, it important tool for human survivability as a species.

    • @omaisgee123
      @omaisgee123 Před 11 měsíci +35

      having crazy sex with someone you love and trust is one of the best experiences you can have

    • @AbcIHateYou3
      @AbcIHateYou3 Před 11 měsíci +18

      It's great but the physical pleasure isn't the part that's great, it's the intimacy with your partner.
      Unless you're into hookup culture with random nobodies you don't care about. I'll never understand that.

  • @Oo1strawberry1oO
    @Oo1strawberry1oO Před 11 měsíci +111

    I'm so glad that I waited longer. I broke up with a boyfriend I had when I was 16 because it was going into the direction of having it the first time and it just didn't feel right with him. I wasn't interested or ready for that in general.
    Then had it the first time with 19 with a partner that i could trust and was very much into. Was very awkward and took a few tries but it was a fun experience that we could have together.
    It was 100% the right decision to trust my gut feeling to wait a few years

  • @janvarga4023
    @janvarga4023 Před 11 měsíci +71

    Honestly, there is no reason to worry about it. First sex with any new partner I have had has been at least slightly awkward. So for guys and ladies who are worried they are late to the party, do not be.

  • @goosemagicflute
    @goosemagicflute Před 11 měsíci +426

    It sucks how much society and social cliques make you feel bad for not having sex at a certain age, like still to this day I think its sad that people are virgins in their 40's because I feel I've been conditioned to think that way, like it's something you HAVE to do otherwise you're a loser loner. Without even considering WHY those people haven't had sex in the first place.
    I'm definitely a hypocrite because I use "virgin" as an insult when I'm getting my ass beat in online games, lol.

    • @brendon1689
      @brendon1689 Před 11 měsíci +39

      ok well tbf in your 40s if you're still a virgin you're probably bad with people which is its own problem, but kids in school should definitely not give af about being a virgin or not

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Před 11 měsíci +6

      Ngl but unless the person is religious or something, being a 40 year old virgin is legit weird. I think the normal age to lose your virginity should be 20's. Earlier is too young and later, it's just sad.

    • @goosemagicflute
      @goosemagicflute Před 11 měsíci +72

      @@professional.commentator I get how it's "weird" but honestly at the same time, it's just kinda silly to find someone weird for not having sex imo. It doesn't really decrease their worth or skills as a person (not saying that's what you're claiming, some people just legitimately think that way).

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@goosemagicflute I just see it as a sign or red flag of someone who's either not mature enough to handle adult things, or is socially awkward to the point that nobody wants to be with them. Being asexual or religious is an exception though. Unfortunately there's a heavy emphasis on men losing their virginity than women because all women have to do to get laid is say yes to a man's request while men have to work for it. So a man who is a virgin into his 40's means he never figured out how to be a man. And I know a lot of people will be triggered by this and I used to be triggered by these facts myself but that's just how life is and how biology works.

    • @manoking9619
      @manoking9619 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@professional.commentator Agreed. Certain characteristics communicate more to others than their base meanings. Being a virgin is not anything bad in and of itself, but it might communicate the idea that you're bad with people or hold some values that are apart from the norm (e.g: one can be a virgin for religious reasons, but abstinence for piety is not the norm in western society). People tend to stay away from others with different values and those who don't seem well adjusted.

  • @turq99
    @turq99 Před 11 měsíci +51

    XD hilarious I was legit tearing up at some parts I love how honest you guys are. And I think Joey starting a “fire” and Connor talking about dating others with no rizz will live rent free in my head. I also like how they talked about if this is meant to happen, it will.

  • @Axel-is2sp
    @Axel-is2sp Před 11 měsíci +83

    Yeah they really summed it up. The first time you do it even if it is good you kinda go "huh well that was fun but I was kinda expecting more". I've always found it's better the longer your in a relationship you get in tune to each others rhythm and have a stronger connecton etc

    • @carlosmarquez449
      @carlosmarquez449 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Ngl that’s me when I think back about it 😂

  • @Lickicker
    @Lickicker Před 10 měsíci +56

    Connor, the reason you didnt enjoy it is because you treated sex like you would a game: you ignored all the story and actual enjoyment in pursuit of just getting it over as quickly as possible

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 Před 10 měsíci +10

      He is into gameplay not into cut scenes. 😂

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 Před 10 měsíci +1

      He is into gameplay not into cut scenes. 😂

  • @avramsanders9198
    @avramsanders9198 Před 11 měsíci +14

    This comment section is so supportive and comforting I love it

  • @haru_choices2785
    @haru_choices2785 Před 11 měsíci +85

    Initially I was a bit anxious about not having any dating or relationship milestones even in my early 20s that a friend of mine said I should just have a one night stand (note they were joking). I told myself to wait and find someone who loves me and I love too. Eventually I had my first relationship at 23 and I’m glad I waited because I learnt a lot from my own maturity and from my partner. I’m happy I had these moments with someone I love and who loved me back.

  • @doodle_beetle
    @doodle_beetle Před 11 měsíci +60

    I'm from America and its crazy to look into other places like a group of people including myself thought it was normal (at the time) lost their v card at 14 or 15 and its crazy to look back on because everyone had a horrible time.

    • @jackpirker623
      @jackpirker623 Před 11 měsíci +8

      i feel like in america it's easier to lose your v card than in other countries.

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 Před 6 měsíci

      The lack of sex ed must play@@jackpirker623it looses it's interest once you know how it works and what the consequences can be. They have top rates of teen pregnancies.

  • @chefpeealdo
    @chefpeealdo Před 11 měsíci +41

    Man, one thing I truly do not miss about when I was younger is getting a second morning wood on the way to school for no reason. If the timing was just right, I'd have to do some kind of wizardry with my backpack or jacket to cover things up when I got out of the car...fun times.

  • @paupau-08
    @paupau-08 Před 11 měsíci +17

    connor getting a headache and a crisis in the middle is absolutely hilarious he realized Things

  • @erraticc6631
    @erraticc6631 Před 11 měsíci +70

    For me this was a very hard hitting episode as I am 20 and still havent been in a relationship. While I still want to lose it its nice to know that I can take my time to find the right girl. I just feel this subconscious pressure from my friends who also have girls to get a girlfriend and lose it.

    • @glcsander
      @glcsander Před 11 měsíci +11

      Dude I know it seems you are missing out on something but trust you me you don't, don't over pressure yourself, I was so nervous about it on my first time cause I was 25 at the time, that I endend not enjoying none of it.
      I sat on my couch after she left and all I felt was a void on my chest, I know it's cliché to say but is true u have all this expectations on your head due to porn or other people stories that it doesn't match out, if you are lucky to find the one just take your time and enjoy the moment together don't force yourself.

    • @erraticc6631
      @erraticc6631 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@glcsander thank you

  • @OGNoNameNobody
    @OGNoNameNobody Před 11 měsíci +28

    I always enjoy listening to these types of stories. Its immensely interesting to me to here 'normal' 1st time stories.

  • @4rch0711
    @4rch0711 Před 11 měsíci +58

    Back then, we care more about how to solve one zelda puzzle than what semen is so it's perfectly understandable

    • @Shadoxas
      @Shadoxas Před 11 měsíci +8

      I think some probably still care more about zelda puzzles lul

  • @elikangwa3995
    @elikangwa3995 Před 6 měsíci +5

    The anime man starting fires at a young age😂

  • @Ace-0-Spades
    @Ace-0-Spades Před 11 měsíci +74

    Man me and Joey Re in the same boat, I did the "starting a fire method" when I started and did it for about 7 years then did the "normal method"

    • @0rtu_Solis
      @0rtu_Solis Před 11 měsíci +5

      I didn’t do much better lmao. I bobbled it like a ball I was trying to catch while it was still in the air so I was just lightly tapping it up and it took forever lol. I might’ve done that 2 years before I kinda stumbled into the normal way on accident

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 Před 10 měsíci

      Are you accustomed to the pain now?

    • @Ace-0-Spades
      @Ace-0-Spades Před 10 měsíci

      @@paxonite-7bd5 yeah I was until I learned the "proper" way and started using that method, and I tried going back a couple times but it hurt to do so
      So I'm just sticking with the "proper" method

  • @absolutelydemonic
    @absolutelydemonic Před 11 měsíci +35

    I will never lose my virginity because I never lose.
    - 27 year old man.

  • @megaman7799
    @megaman7799 Před 11 měsíci +19

    Garnt learned how to find the sauce from an early age

  • @Chakeis
    @Chakeis Před 11 měsíci +30

    Lost mine at 17 as well but it was amazing cause it was with a girl I loved. We were together for 15 years. Just broke up last autumn.

  • @austinphillips7385
    @austinphillips7385 Před 11 měsíci +64

    I'll be honest, I didn't expect watching this video to make me feel better about how my first time went, but it really did. I've been dealing with how my first time went for over a year now and I thought I messed up and it's been affecting my mental health. But listening to the boys, gives me reassurance that lets me know I'm not the only one who feels like this

  • @lolamatola1719
    @lolamatola1719 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Never in my life have I ever seen a more crisp and clear image than the text on garnt's top

  • @Mic_Mike
    @Mic_Mike Před 11 měsíci +1

    That episode was pure GOLD !

  • @KingOfBboys
    @KingOfBboys Před 11 měsíci +53

    Thankfully, when I was a kid I never really felt the pressure of "having to lose my virginity", in fact, in the vast majority of cases, schools and societies in the west tend to promote abstinence (which comes with a lot of issues as well). I decided to have sex because I was intrigued by it and it seemed pleasurable. When I finally did, I ended up really enjoying it and actively looked for more.
    People who pressure you into having sex are usually other kids, and it is because of the parents and institutions keeping sex as a taboo that teenagers end up developing all these unhealthy attitudes towards it. Sex should be talked about more and old, backward terms such as "virginity" need to be abolished. The concept of "virginity" is specially harmful to girls, who grow up being told that losing it will somehow diminish their "value" and would be a stain to their purity. Women obviously don't have this same standard or pressure the boys are describing here.
    Both the boys pressuring themselves to have sex and girls being too afraid to enjoy or explore their sexuality are products of a patriarchal society who is still too afraid to talk about one of the most natural human activities there are. Nowadays, no people or institution should be pressuring you into doing anything. Follow what you feel is right for you and do it responsibly, always acting with empathy and care.

  • @SK-pd2bu
    @SK-pd2bu Před 11 měsíci +11

    I figured how to JO from watching some random flash game pewdiepie and KSI played ages ago which had this pixelated censorship but you could tell the character was moving his hand up and down, that revelation was crazy.

  • @user-jd9sj1mq2b
    @user-jd9sj1mq2b Před 11 měsíci +272

    Losing my virginity gave me an existential crisis. It was so hyped up that once I got there I was thinking to myself "thats it?" After I went out to drink (at 16). Sounds cliche, but its so hyped up. I was depressed afterwards for a long time.

    • @mohamadanas6203
      @mohamadanas6203 Před 11 měsíci

      Post nut syndrome

    • @maroindefinitlyhuman6857
      @maroindefinitlyhuman6857 Před 11 měsíci +54

      I think most people find it underwhelming because when they look at it it didn't mean anything to them. Most of the time it's with someone they don't really care about, and they do it just for the sake of doing it.

    • @Emanuel-bm9vn
      @Emanuel-bm9vn Před 11 měsíci +9

      Yup can agree. The emptiness I felt after my first time (it was great in the moment don’t get me wrong) was horrible. Made me really reevaluate wtf I was looking for in a girl and made me stop being such a monkey when it came to being horny 😂

    • @TheEggIsHere
      @TheEggIsHere Před 11 měsíci +16

      The real chainsawman boob grab experience 😂

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse Před 11 měsíci

      @@Emanuel-bm9vnyeah this sounds fucked up but i realized sex was just a better version of jerking off if u do it with a random girl. I learnt from experience hahaha

  • @princesserika9899
    @princesserika9899 Před 11 měsíci +16

    I was texting an online friend of mine and we were talking about past experiences with romance and relationships, and when I said to her about my first relationship, she asks "Did you lose your V-card?" I answered, "No, we're just online dating." And that's it, I've never lose my V-card at an early age (Cuz in my country, Philippines, if you did at a young age, oof. Teen pregnancy is an issue here), and I've never been influenced to do it by any of my peers, just pressured to be a pushover
    Yeah fr my first relationship with somebody is just through online platforms and it was good for a while until I realized he's been talking to other girls including my best friend, who is as equally upset as me. 😀
    About what Joey said about not being told where to put the condom, my school doesn't. Even talking about condoms isn't discussed in my school, just talking about how s*x affects relationships in different ways and how the reproductive system works 😅

  • @darkrose-chan
    @darkrose-chan Před 11 měsíci +14

    Currently 22, and still have my v card. I also haven't experienced any form of romance or intimacy so far. And you know what? I don't mind that at all. I'm happy with my life and I'm in no rush to be committed to someone, let that come in its time as all good things take their time 😇

    • @dl2839
      @dl2839 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Same, 22 here, too. I've just got better things to do. I don't want to get into anything that can't commit to. That would just be like putting more holes into the leaky boat that is my life when I just need to focus on making it watertight.

  • @sora2541
    @sora2541 Před 11 měsíci +25

    Watching this as a 23 years old virgin sure hits different 😂😭

    • @tenar7127
      @tenar7127 Před 11 měsíci +5

      26 virgin. We out here 😔 12:47

    • @YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks
      @YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks Před 11 měsíci

      Ha! Im a 31 year old virgin! I have you both beat!

    • @TaseenK
      @TaseenK Před 4 měsíci +1

      *sees the 7 months ago*
      Headcanon you are now 24 and lost your virginity

    • @sora2541
      @sora2541 Před 4 měsíci

      @@TaseenK You're right about 1 of those things and sadly it's not the latter 🥲

  • @YourAverageNiche
    @YourAverageNiche Před 11 měsíci +8

    1:23 Cono'rs face tells me he just remembered some Vietnam story or smth lmao

  • @emo1ife
    @emo1ife Před 11 měsíci +95

    I mean I’m 17 going on 18 (September) haven’t had my first kiss or even held hands romantically let alone lost my first time 💀 I’m still young so ya know I got time but mainly saying this since I guess gen z (or at least the people at my school) all seemed to have done all of that and I’ll admit I do feel kinda embarrassed at times with that sort of stuff but honestly I’d rather wait and not regret it because I felt pressured/rushed into it. Like I wanna do it with someone I genuinely love ya know? I MEAN ITS A SPECIAL THING YOU CANT GET BACK 😭 but honestly no shame to those who haven’t done it yet, do whatever is comfortable for you ! ♥️

    • @bennichol1510
      @bennichol1510 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Dw I didn't get my first kiss till I was 19 so it's normal.

    • @hanimesauce3228
      @hanimesauce3228 Před 11 měsíci +7

      just wait till 25 atleast dont make any moves on the v card rest is fine

    • @ow_su
      @ow_su Před 11 měsíci +1

      Make a deal with the devil that allows you to die when you lose your virginity, that way it will be immortality for you.

    • @nintendoman104
      @nintendoman104 Před 11 měsíci +8

      I'm 22 still a Virgin 💀

    • @Wibiki43
      @Wibiki43 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Just turned 21 and basically in the same boat. I can only hope it changes soon.

  • @geohikari
    @geohikari Před 11 měsíci +11

    Garnt head "beat your meat" and took it literally

  • @Saida___
    @Saida___ Před 11 měsíci +16

    No fucking way someone does the campfire technique as well lmao almost rip the thin lining on the bottom of the shaft one time 😂

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O Před 11 měsíci +17

    I had the same experience as Connor I was busy gaming until like 16 or 17

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 Před 11 měsíci +51

    My parents somehow let the master password for the firewall slip, and I just was able to look up anything I wanted. It still didn’t give me any rizz or made any of it less confusing or scary. I lost my v card at 21 and I really was not ready to do so ANY earlier than that. I couldn’t even comprehend being intimate. My first kiss was also when I lost my virginity.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Před 11 měsíci

      Ikr!? I was terrified the first time watching p*rn and puked in front of my friends. And spend my younger days almost and puking seeing pe*is. I almost think i am crazy or lean to lesbian because of that. Even know, still cannot muster the will to see or touch the real thing. Not because i am religious, but it's just icky. But i can study biology or anatomy just fine.

  • @sailaway30
    @sailaway30 Před 11 měsíci +22

    you know what just for joking term Out of all three of the boys, I think Conner would be considered the village idiot

  • @fluffykamuri2641
    @fluffykamuri2641 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Garnt's story on 11:51-14:07 is gonna be on the next Trash Taste awards.

  • @alishadesindoyu6785
    @alishadesindoyu6785 Před 11 měsíci +8

    I was 22 as well, it was a very positive experience 🤷🏼‍♀️ Daing weird purity pressure (glad I got over that)

  • @delix787
    @delix787 Před 11 měsíci +7

    This was too hilarious. 😂😭😂

  • @finalfantasyfanful
    @finalfantasyfanful Před 11 měsíci

    9:12 Love the NSP reference there!

  • @ferb9623
    @ferb9623 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Nah,joey is not alone on this one,i used to do it like that too😭😭

  • @Ironpecker
    @Ironpecker Před 6 měsíci +11

    24 kinda kissless virgin right now, I'm just very timid and really afraid of making a move because I don't want to make other people uncomfortable.
    Luckily I've met a very cute girl and it's been tons of fun going on dates with her for a month and a half, I was even impressed that I managed to ask her out rather quickly... but we still haven't kissed and I was kinda bummed out.
    But the more I've been hanging out with her the more I just enjoy her company, I plan on "making a move" soon just because I do like her, but I'd be happy to both become her boyfriend or just stay friends.
    At this point I'm already late to the party, might as well take my time and continue enjoying the ride until I get to that point in a relationship!

    • @rollyzhou4952
      @rollyzhou4952 Před 5 měsíci

      Good luck!!! I hope everything goes well ^^

    • @variangaming8559
      @variangaming8559 Před 3 měsíci

      Wishing you good luck with your relationship man.

  • @yejunkim1510
    @yejunkim1510 Před 11 měsíci +4

    best ep ever

  • @cahrles2687
    @cahrles2687 Před 11 měsíci +142

    I went a sleepover when I was younger, we ended up daring each other to get naked half the time and I ended up ‘doing’ stuff with my crush’s twin brother- didn’t realise I was gay for like two more years 😭😭

    • @Drippy07
      @Drippy07 Před 11 měsíci +57

      Bro wha?

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Před 11 měsíci +73

      This sounds like a Yaoi doujin

    • @FusedPikachu
      @FusedPikachu Před 11 měsíci

      Damn🫢

    • @VendettaProduction01
      @VendettaProduction01 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I’m sorry what?
      How? What?
      I have so many questions!?!
      How many times did that happen? How did you not realize it after that for two years?

    • @zarinamohamed5245
      @zarinamohamed5245 Před 11 měsíci +23

      Not OP but repression is a bitch in my experience. At 18 I literally asked a guy to take off his shirt cuz I thought he was hot and didn't realize I was queer until a year later

  • @anusername8350
    @anusername8350 Před 11 měsíci +4

    5:55 That sanghelliussy got Connor all worked up.

  • @gunaysoni6792
    @gunaysoni6792 Před 11 měsíci +11

    When these guys say they have negative Rizz I feel like I have imaginary Rizz.

  • @harrisonsiler5439
    @harrisonsiler5439 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Listening to what the boys say its true, there is no "late" or "early", i did it for the first time with my gf we were both 16, we both wanted too do it, we loved each other, we ended up dating for almost 2 years. do it with someone your comfortable with, someone you know, and it will be an amazing experience.

  • @fartexplosion4480
    @fartexplosion4480 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Funnily enough, I grew up in a weird hyperfeminist period in Australia during the 2010s that had numerous articles on why all men are rapists and that sex is evil, so I grew up thinking that women didn't really like men. This was also when being bi was apparently a "new thing" (like no media ever mentioned anything about sexuality here in Australia in the early 2010's, everything was censored heavily) and girls were only ever openly "dating" each other and openly hating men was the "revolutionary" thing to do, especially on their public social media accounts. None of my mates ever lost their virginities until after high school and we weren't even part of the "nerdy losers" clique. None of my classmates ever dated each other. I only later found out that most of the girls secretly dated guys much older than them, funnily enough, like 20-to-30 somethings when they were in their mid-teems.

    • @unspecifiedvirusofunknownr2931
      @unspecifiedvirusofunknownr2931 Před 11 měsíci +5

      That's fucked up, man. How could teenage girls do that? Damn.

    • @kawaranai9743
      @kawaranai9743 Před 6 měsíci +1

      WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 Před 6 měsíci

      gr00ming is what it's called@@unspecifiedvirusofunknownr2931 malicious men targetting kids and convincing them it is normal and that they are too mature for boys their age. Not as common where I live but I've known girls like that. They all severely regretted once they were old enough to understand what happened to them...

  • @shortboi8807
    @shortboi8807 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Even though it's a 15 minute video, it feels like an hour

  • @PrettyDeadNightmare
    @PrettyDeadNightmare Před 11 měsíci +12

    I never felt pressured to lose the v card. My friends were open about their intimate life but it was just over sharing. Never bragging or belittling me for not knowing certain stuff. I guess it depends who you hang out with.

  • @exelero7310
    @exelero7310 Před 11 měsíci +33

    Almost 20 now and I’ve never had a real romantic or intimate experience, but when I had just turned 18 I started to think that I had to lose my virginity to see what it was like (after being a coomer for years you start wanting to have sex badly lol) and also I didn’t want to be left behind by others. As someone with no rizz at an all boys school, the easiest way for me to lose it was with a hooker, which is what I ended up doing. Needless to say it was very awkward and I regretted the vast majority of the experience afterwards.
    Even now sometimes I still want to meet with another hooker again and there have been times where I almost did, but every time I declined because I remembered that I want to wait to do it with someone I actually love and have an intimate connection with. Along with the fact that it truly doesn’t matter when or how often you are having sex or losing your virginity. In over a year and a half since that experience, I have never had sex since because of this. There is no need to rush

    • @Regent192
      @Regent192 Před 11 měsíci

      how did you find the hooker? Did you find her online or at a brothel?

  • @codyriceandothers
    @codyriceandothers Před 11 měsíci

    Back in high school, I was just playing Call of Duty 24/7 with friends. I never partied, went to prom, formal, or anything like that.

  • @pleaseenteraname1103
    @pleaseenteraname1103 Před 6 měsíci +3

    8:20 I 100% relate to Grant😂. In fact it was a huge problem for me I used to scream at it and smack it around until it went down. And my mom from the other room could hear me and she seem concerned. I remember when I was like 14 and I was thinking to myself OK I have to do something about this😂.

  • @kanarieV3
    @kanarieV3 Před 11 měsíci +7

    bro i started watching stuff when i was 9 and i just learned from watching this is crazy to hear about 💀

  • @shathontabeni267
    @shathontabeni267 Před 11 měsíci

    I stopped watching trash taste a while ago but I had to come back for this

  • @gendo1123
    @gendo1123 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I remember getting morning wood at least 1s a month when I was 5 and I only learned how to fix it till I was 14

  • @zankoakurouch
    @zankoakurouch Před 11 měsíci +6

    turned 22 today. just a few more years before i become a wizard

  • @firsteditionpepe193
    @firsteditionpepe193 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Bro, I figured that shit out at like... 10 or 11.
    And by 12 or 13 I was using the internet to learn what I did not know.

  • @bobapii899
    @bobapii899 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "This is taking up a lot of space in my trousers" = garnt casually implying he's packin

  • @animevisualxrossing
    @animevisualxrossing Před 11 měsíci +1

    you are never hearing the end of this from sidney grant .

  • @everlastiny
    @everlastiny Před 11 měsíci +3

    I'm surprised it took 159 episodes for this topic to be brought up

  • @realreeb
    @realreeb Před 11 měsíci +3

    I'm really happy to that I never had that pressure, which help me never to make a stupid decision like that

  • @purson_2293
    @purson_2293 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Garnt, you weren't the only one who tried smacking it

  • @EleosAnim
    @EleosAnim Před 11 měsíci +1

    1:06 all was sheep i was sheep they were sheep

  • @Acatia2
    @Acatia2 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I was legitimately trying to download guides for Pokemon and Final Fantasy off Napster. 13 year old me sure turned up with a lot of unexpected Misty and Tifa porn (it's like, etched into my subconscious even over 20 years ago). Ironically that's also how I learned parts were actually different. The actual sex didn't start until 22, and honestly with how shit those first experiences were, I kind of want to consider my good part starting around 25 despite social and online pressure.

  • @shubham.v4639
    @shubham.v4639 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Just saw the title and clicked instantly lmao

  • @ForALittleSupport
    @ForALittleSupport Před 8 měsíci

    For some reason when I watched this video the whole thing was completely muted and it was SO FUNNY! I thought that was the punchline, but then I came back to it to find out it had audio all along..

  • @anishsharma3888
    @anishsharma3888 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "It takes up a lot of space in my trousers" Garnt 2023

  • @thebigfatsoman2002
    @thebigfatsoman2002 Před 11 měsíci +5

    i am happy to see i aint the only one who never cared about romantic relationships or porn cause of games until high school.....but the story is for me i still have not gotten laid nor have i tried to ask anyone about it........

  • @The_End_Of_Mike
    @The_End_Of_Mike Před 11 měsíci +3

    I remembered as a kid I was confused what condoms were. Idk but we had tv commercials about condoms and for some reason the ad shows the flavors and beside it was water glass with artificial coloring and for the longest time I thought it was juice or liqour.

  • @MVPando
    @MVPando Před 9 měsíci +1

    This auto played when I finished watching a Gigguk video, I just hear this

  • @enderofruina2973
    @enderofruina2973 Před 4 měsíci

    Losing it was actual such a confidence booster for me, 4 days before my 20th bday

  • @chaserseven2886
    @chaserseven2886 Před 11 měsíci +16

    i didn't enjoy my first time almost regret it

  • @RottenPieceof
    @RottenPieceof Před 11 měsíci +8

    In my opinion, sex is just one of the many ways people spent their extra time outside of leisure activities. Some people stare at white walls. Others smoke and vape. It’s all mind over matter

  • @makukawakami
    @makukawakami Před 9 měsíci

    "You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast." - Yuri Orlov.

  • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
    @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct Před 9 měsíci

    Now I wanna try a making fire approach.