Fake lawyer won every case before he was caught
Vložit
- čas přidán 5. 11. 2023
- Video Sponsored by Ridge Wallet:
www.ridge.com/MXR
Use Code “MXR” for 10% off your order
✨ Patreon: / mmoxreview
⚔️ Our Store: krewsade.store/
🕹️ Jeannie's Twitch: / potasticp
💡 Subscribe: bit.ly/2UFio2p
📷 Instagram:
/ mxr_mods
/ potasticpanda
/ shopkrewsade
📜 Twitter:
/ mmoxreview
/ potasticpanda22
/ shopkrewsade
Outro: • MxR Plays - Jeannie - ...
BGM: davidcuttermusic.com/ - Komedie
The fact that Jeannie totally failed to understand the shoplifting lol
Has to be fake, she can't be so innocent with all the sh1t they constantly watch. Still love.
no she just lies. she knows full well what that meme implies and that it's statistically accurate.
@@navins11mmmm
Reality is often more bizarre and ridiculous than fiction someone said, also "The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you" - Degrasse Tyson
@@usern4metak3ns???
"You take the garbage out. Does that make you a garbage man?"
Brilliant
AI was struck dumb😂
It sure isn't straight
Lol, if you take your garbage out it doesn’t make you heterosexual either.
@@Shonisto343 AI? That was CodeMiko, she's a Vtuber.
@@BlissfullWulfaah okay, don't really watch vtubers, and some of the responses gave a bit of a chatbot vibe
Props to whoever edited this, the drums when Henry was mimicking the holes fucking killed me.
But what is the 4th hole
@@abominablestem its a bonus.
That last part about shoplifting reminded me of this woman that was accusing Target of racism bc the make-up for darker complexions was secured and the others weren't... completely missing the point, the store only secured the items that were being stolen the most
100% this work retail for 12 years and stores will only lock things up that get stolen regularly. So its not locked up because they think black people are going to steal it... Its locked up because unfortunately they do. For example, some baby formulas get locked up and others don't. The baby formulas that people shop lift the most get locked up and the other ones don't.
It's almost like statistics are real and a certain "unpopular" ideal is based on facts and truth.
Pattern recognition is raceist and antisemantic, washington post told me so last week… Like actually, they wrote that article.
@@Aikano9 Knowing the Washington Post they 100% wrote that article.
@@Aikano9 Biden said "white supremacy" is the biggest threat to our nation so that must be true too.... Don't believe your own eyes just trust what the left says you bigots....
Jeannie's innocence is always endearing
oh! I was looking at it all wrong. I thought, how crazy it was to watch a racist, figure out something was racist. JK lmao
Enjoy the little dribs and dabs of it that she has left, after years with Mr. Pervo.
She is not innocent at all. The most she does is act innocent for jokes
@@vegboylokesh7778 Didn't ask
It's good when we can see that Henry isn't completely gone either.. like him being confused over the term Bull.
7:46 Jeannie Causing me a cuteness overload with the "moustache Italian" accent and her sore throat voice. Hope she recover her voice.
2:42 "you would be a great lawyer" my thoughts: "unless his defendant is a zoo."
2:00 AWWW She did it! You guys give me hope and joy-joy feelings.
Jeannie's innocence will never fail to make my day.
Hate to say it but most of the security devices in stores are dictated by corporate, who is placing them based on thefts in the last 6 months to a year. So yes the one "Just for Men" is the one getting stolen.
Why do you hate to say it? That just means it's done ppl purely out of logic and nothing to do with racism like low IQ ppl think
they were all just for men one just happens to be for darker complexions. have 2 wally worlds in the city i live in the one in nicer area doesn't lock stuff up the other dose asked a worker it was based on shoppers in the area.
@@amrotu505 yeah if it is being stolen they put the security device on it.
The sad part is that people think its regular on the nose racism when its actually the result of something worse, advanced racism. Its not that the locking up is unjustified, its that something is causing it to be logical and its not anyones skin color.
@@amrotu505 they don't assume what will be stolen and lock it up, they lock up what IS being stolen.
That last clip just showed there indeed is innocence still within jeannie, not all is lost yet!
Ein really be making sure that chair is comfortable and fluffed before she gets ready for her recording nap.
That sasy reaction to the
"Yeah, but it's inside of you now" line is priceless.
Bruh 6 hrs later and I'm still reeling from that. Like can't y'all just share bowls like everybody else.
Jeanie’s realization at the end. 😂😂
I just imagine jeanie devolving into a talking pile of blankets by the time winter fully arrives
With her delightful high pitched squeals too.
Jeannie and this is accurate
Stores lock things up that are already a high theft item, not things that 'might' get stolen for various reasons.
Various….. sure
Shit gets stolen more the more unaffordable it gets. So then you look at who is the most likely to not be able to afford it. That's ultimately the fault of prices keep increasing whether wages increase or not, and when they increase right after wages increase, well that just completely defeats the purpose of the wage increase. Even though all business are supposed to pay every employee a living wage.
@@OG-ColorfulAbyss. Nonsense argument, there's more poor white people in the USA then there ARE black people, rich or poor - and yet the the latter still accounts for massively disproportionate amounts of crime in almost every category, be it violent homicide or simple theft.
Didn't you get the memo? Your eyes deceive you, the data deceives you! You must lie to make reality whatever you want it to be!@@AhHereWeGo
@@OG-ColorfulAbyss. You don't make luxury items for the lowest of the low. You make them for the average person and set the price high but affordable according to that demographic. If you want beauty products which are unneeded and luxury items then you need to work for them. Pay should increase with inflation not with luxury items.
Jeannie gets to 5 when the rest of the audience cant get past 3. Put a ring on that finger Henry.
4 is the urethra (it is technically possible but woman gets UTI constantly). Though nose, ears gives you 4 more...
Knee & arm pit if you’re weird
@@Gobtik my man u know whats up as well
13:38 Jenna's realization 😂😂
yeah genie is funny !
Yeah Janice is great.
Jenni/Jean/Jennifer/J
Henry also missed the point, if they were most likely to purchase it... they wouldn't have to secure it 😅
@@imbaby5499 You brought tears to my eyes laughing and a shower of beer to my keyboard.
Hope you feel better soon Jeannie
Even without Jeannie's voice, these two are pretty entertaining . The video was low key and quiet, but still enjoyable.
10:07: Well, printing out walkthrough and (translation) guides for games, that's something I did too (I even wrote a few myself). But to avoid having a huge pile of paper I usually lowered the font size drastically and printed everything in multiple columns per page and of course also used both sides of the paper.
Jeannie slow fading to black and white was great.
@13:22 It’s not being racist to say something if it’s something based on actual statistics. Only if you say something negative based on hatred towards someone or something based on race.
The cutest moment was the last segment where Jeannie didn't realize the stereotype even after Henry kept explaining it.
probably my favorite codemiko interview
Actually. xD
have u seen hers and Jeannie's interview
Nice to see Evie Lupine get a shoutout. She makes educational content that more people need to see.
10:29 cracks me tf up for no reason at all😂
Definitely don't freeze-frame Jeannie at 06:57 :D
13:32 Man, this was so sad. Went to LA recently and every damn thing was locked up in Target even way out of the city. Just wanted some Tylenol for a headache. Press a button, 10 minutes go by, no customer service. Literally aisles and aisles of stuff all behind locked, clear doors.
13% ruin it for everyone else.
OMG LA sounds so racist.
1:14 really pushing the limits of youtube there.
Sauce?
Not really
@@procow2274 they are because they have had videos that got banned for less.
9:20 That one guy in New Mexico seems to be doing a lot of work...
I loved the part were henry was pointing out the million holes😂❤. Hope Jeannie feels better sooon. love both of you
Good job on the music choice editor when Henry was making fake holes.
I Love that Jeanie is still that innocent!
Jeannie
1:37 😂😂😂my man was trying to process that event. I can hear the PlayStation start-up sound as he tries.
0:58 Aaaaaaaand I like golf now😂
This gives new meaning to "nailing/hammering someone"...
According to Quagmire, the fourth hole is at the back of the knee, but you have to BELIVE that it's there.
Cleavage or nothing.
urethra
Thats on a person. She didn't specify so its probably pegging.
Aww get well soon Jeannie (and I wish you a speedy recovery)
"I'm Instagram famous!" is like saying, "I'm a Super Bowl champion... on Madden NFL 24."
Life is always better with a daily dose of Jeannie.
"It's not the holes themselves, it's what they're attached to" - the most romantic thing Henry has ever said.
8:34 🤣😂🤣 he truly didn’t know what he just said
u guys just made my monday better....thank you
hello again henry and Jeannie , great video again but awwww feel better soon Jeannie , well done and thank you both 😊😍
Trying to calculate the 4th hole had me questioning my knowledge of Biology.
Pee hole man, pee hole. Women have three holes down there.
So simple.
Same!
I'm still confuzzeled about the forth hole. I'm guessing the pee hole or perhaps one's own butthole but I'm just not certain anymore
i think she meant urethra there are some nasty people out there.
The 4th hole is likely yours. Her comment doesn't specify whose hole, just that she does them all.
@@amrotu505 I considered that but then dismissed it. Now I wonder how much it can be stretched. I am now on a path leading to forbidden knowledge.
2:28 "your honor it was just a little trolling"
2:05 ofmg you did not just did that
Get well soon, Jeannie
Burp girl is a keeper guy is shocked that she cool like that
@9:58 I use to print out whole wikipedia pages on whatever subject I was hyperfixated on at the time. lol
7:35 Like the Yakuza, very upstanding citizens. They even have Halloween for the local kids and give them candy.
Its only about 10% of men that chat, but in woman its like 50% will cheat if given the options. Men just aint getting that kinda options out there.
6mins in
I felt a bit sad
Until I saw my notifications
And as always
MXR A Day Keeps The Pain Away
7:52 😂😂😂😂Boppada boopi? Jeannie Griffin
*Thank you, I am amazed watching these wonderful moments*
2:26 African Mike Ross 💀
right when i feel bored mxr uploads, this is awesome
Love you two make my day happy
Hol up! I'm in the "talks at a whisper" boat, too. Yay weather.
1:25 I like the way she tickled herself pink. That was cute.
Demonitized in 3..2..1..
fr
It's not too bad, they are getting some Ridge Wallet 💰 today!!!
After that ill myself comment definitely
crap crap crap ....What did I miss?
They don’t get demonetized for thumbnails guys.
13:40 the moment I died when Jeannie realized why Just For Men is in a protected case
The shoplifting thing is the same with makeup in those stores. It isn’t because they are more likely to get stolen, it’s because they are the ones actually being stolen.
ASMR Jeannie is amazing
These thumbnails 😂
The locked up just for men, when she realized 😂😂😂😂
3:35 😂😂😂😂My man Big braining outchea!!
1:18 beautiful girl. Awesome tattoo. The demon girl is gonna be a pretty awesome addition
do you know how she is? i want to see what the tattoo looks like when its done
@@collinlongseth8581 indeed 🤔
0:03: Jeannie needs a big bowl of spaghetti bolognese to cheer her up
I had a big bowl of rotilini today, definitely cheered me up.
Or McDonald's
.....is this?
Oh man
This brings back some mxr plays reaction memories. Glad to see jeannie is rising to elden lord.
interesting fact about those security cages in the retail stores. An algorithm determines which items needs to be locked up based upon how many have gone missing in the previous 90 days.
Henry’s last comment was on point
If someone tells you they are Instagram-famous, ask them what their only-fans account is.😂😂
It wouldn't be the burn you think it is.
If that mf is making cash based on some pics.
Go work your 9 to 5 and pretend you don't wish you could do the same.
@@Pwnopolis You sound like you took that personally.
Making cash by selling pics of yourself to strangers while risking getting kidnapped is what's known as "Easy Mode" for women.
Stay single, because no good man will want you unless he's a pimp or has multiple wives, and your kids.. imagine finding out your mom has onlyfans. Yikes.
Suddenly your 9 to 5 ain't so bad.
For me, it's more like "No, you're not"
I'm on Instagram and I've never heard of you. You're successful at your job, not famous. Same as myself.
1:55 I didn't think this was going to happen lol
I audibly laughed out loud
finally kenya has been mentioned on mxr plays .... i don't know why I feel proud...much love you guys
Jeanie is an angel
An angel who picks her nose @ 11:43 Can't believe they left that in.
Jeannie
Each video they are getting more and more demented
I've watched the title change twice now lol
Under 10 min gang ✌️ btw take care Jeannie get well soon ❣️
1:20 sauce?
@2:03 I half expected and still fell off the chair laughing. Well done, Jeannie Bean!
4:23 Remember holes are more than just holes, they are unique as a snowflake and with just as many personalities.
... why do we require "legal documentation(?)" if people can prove they have a high success rate? For example the "fake" lawyer. Whether or not he went to school for it is irrelevant if he's shown he knows what the fuck he's doing.
Honestly curious.
The only legitimate reason I can think of for him getting arrested is if he somehow presented himself as a member of the BAR association. Basically anyone can be a lawyer just by representing themselves or by someone appointing them as such ("Power of Attorney" for example).
People don't realize that most courts (depending on the jurisdiction) are just a business. You can go to Dun & Bradstreet and look them up just like any other business and you'll see the court classified with "Doing business as..." and the Judge/Magistrate named and even stuff like a credit score. They'll have all sorts of info about the court most people would only think applying to a business because that's basically it's primary function.
The BAR association is a private membership association that claims it holds it's lawyers to standards and it also has deals worked out with courts. BAR affiliated lawyers swear loyalty to the BAR association first, the court in which the work second and then (if they haven't completely sold out their ethics and morality) to their clients third. Honestly, I'm not even sure you have to be a law school student/grad to take the BAR exam since I've heard of a few guys just showing up and taking it like any other test, they just don't swear any oath to the BAR.
So that's the only reason I can think of that the guy got arrested. The BAR and the courts work together to benefit themselves and this guy showed that it's a rigged system but maybe messed up by representing himself as part of the system when he should have just presented as himself. "Representing" and "Presenting" starts to get into legal fictions which is own deep rabbit hole.
All Hail Jeannie
4th hole is behind the knee as quagmire has stated. Giggty
last thing i printed on my own printer, was a test page to check if yellow was fixed. it was, and then it was out of ink(small portable printer)
3:20
He has a point…I think?
Lovin' the titles
My bad eyesight. Thought you said titties
just got my krewsader hoodie today, it's perfet!
I had worked in a prisional school, they can learn to write and read to graduate in college. I technically was supposed to do cleaning, but as the state (was a state school in a federal prison) refused to send someone to help with IT and administration, my father was a teacher there.
And sometimes the school bosses came to see the school, I had to go to the classrooms, that is inside the cells blocks, I knew that already knew who is was and everything that the state knew and more, so I didn't have to worry.
If gonna happen something troublesome/danger the school is warned before to no put any of their staff in any kind of risk (administrative or safety), and if anything happen suddenly or a riot breaks out they protect the school's people.
It was in a max security prison for the greatest crime faction of Brazil.
I left when I passed to college, here the normal is free college, but you have to get a good grade in one of the mostly difficult test of "I was a good student". If I could I would stayed, less hours than normal; minimal wage (federal based, not state) with yearly raise because inflation; they pay to public transport to go to work, and you can use it for public transport for anywhere if you didn't used all, and if you have left then have to give you the same amount every month; I always had a ride to half of my commute and skipped the most time consuming part of it, gains more because is considered a dangerous job; I could do all my work before the lunch, then I could read a book, study, and etc since I didn't bring electronics, tools, and discs (music, computer or movies); I could take naps. The only "downsides" is that I shouldn't be telling to the four corners of Earth that I worked there, while I was working there, could be dangerous. I only said that I worked in a state school in X place, and my employer never deposited my payment into my account, I had to stay in line to get with a bank's worker, but the director of the school gave me a day off to do that.
Because we were the only group of people giving some kind of help and treating them as human dignity, they cared for us. Some offer deals that we should not accept, or risk jail time, but outside this, is a good job.
2:19
That's not Arabic 😶
I hope you're having a great day
The happy look on Henry's face when he said Jeannie had lost her voice.🤣
Can’t wait for the day Henry and Jeannie watch clannad+afterstory
The 4th hole is behind the knee.
But you have to believe
All Hail Kai
when it comes to the part about gangsters, I can understand it, you live on the streets you have nothing else, in such a situation the most valuable thing is your character and honor/code of conduct.
1:50 yall need her as a guest for mxr plays, she will do GREAT
The thumbnail masters strike again