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Komentáře • 882

  • @bnashee
    @bnashee Před 3 měsíci +957

    Cookies and pepperoni actually are so far in the opposite direction from each other that the flavors kind of cancel out. I do know this from experience. That person just made a disappointment pizza

    • @masterridley8593
      @masterridley8593 Před 3 měsíci +40

      Seeing what was shown in the video, they truly deserve nothing less.

    • @kenenigans
      @kenenigans Před 3 měsíci +14

      I do wonder what the story behind your experience is 😂

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee Před 3 měsíci +27

      @@kenenigans i saw a similar image to that one online as a teen once and the curiosity got the better of me lol

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@kenenigans curiosity makes you do some weird shit.

    • @chosenuwu
      @chosenuwu Před 3 měsíci +3

      please enlighten us on your experience

  • @synderion-1361
    @synderion-1361 Před 3 měsíci +1283

    The single bite of steak for $100 makes me irrationally angry.

    • @justarandompurplefox3243
      @justarandompurplefox3243 Před 3 měsíci +137

      For less than $100, you can buy a cheap charcoal grill, charcoal, a cut of steak, and a lighter. Guarantee you the result will taste better, too

    • @tylerbartlett28
      @tylerbartlett28 Před 3 měsíci +13

      But it's the best steak in the world

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Před 3 měsíci +92

      Believe me when I say that there is nothing irrational about your anger.

    • @synderion-1361
      @synderion-1361 Před 3 měsíci

      @@tylerbartlett28 thats still really fuckin dumb

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill Před 3 měsíci +37

      ive seen a bunch of very fancy high grade specialty olive fed spa treated A5 wagyu with a noble lineage going back a hundred years or whatever and for a 100 dollars you should get at least 10 of those tiny bites on a plate with an actual tasty meal around it plus an appetizer and dessert if i had to judge from memory, and that bite was so small i cant really scale it up mentally. if he was billed 100 dollars for just a bite then im beyond baffled

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Před 3 měsíci +417

    2:00 That was just a frozen pizza with a little pouch of frozen cookie dough inside. Whoever made it this way made a decision to put those cookies on the pizza, instead of on a separate pan like you're supposed to. It's not like it's packed that way.

  • @Misfit_Mistress
    @Misfit_Mistress Před 3 měsíci +480

    If Gordon Ramsey was narrating this, he would definitely be cursing non stop and passive aggressively criticizing everything (except maybe the Dino chicken and mash potato volcano)

    • @froggy8714
      @froggy8714 Před 3 měsíci +34

      He’d likely compliment its creativity

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 měsíci +20

      He would only praise a child making that and he would still criticize preparing food almost on top of a computer.

    • @froggy8714
      @froggy8714 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@insaincaldo he's praised adults before

    • @madgritop9774
      @madgritop9774 Před 3 měsíci +20

      ​@@insaincaldo Gordon Ramsey already reacted to Lazypotnoodles making a Beef Wellington in pretty much the same circumstances, and, if I remember correctly, had nothing but praise. Something along the lines of her dorm room being the poshest dorm room in the world

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I'd award extra points based off construction and style for the edible dino-rama.

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai Před 3 měsíci +424

    I don't care if the beef is the highest quality on earth and the chef is a literal god, that "steak" was smaller than the garnish

    • @Geebagninja
      @Geebagninja Před 3 měsíci +16

      i would 100% find some way to sue them

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@Geebagninja I mean, if they don't make it clear anywhere in the restaurant that it's that small, you could easily go after false advertisement. Because that is not "A steak", that is "A part of a steak".
      If I ordered a hamburger and they cut a 1 inch square out of it and gave that tiny bite to me and said "yep, that's it" you'd definitely call bullshit, after all.

    • @Geebagninja
      @Geebagninja Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@TuffMelon I BETTER CALL SAUL

    • @AndreJNick
      @AndreJNick Před 3 měsíci +25

      And nobody is even talking about them smoking the dish but then covering the steak with a smaller cloche completely negating the function of the smoke, meaning the ONLY reason for it to be there is to make it look fancier

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@TuffMelon OK but here’s the thing usually fancy pants restaurants have smaller portions but they have waves of smaller portions just having a smaller portion of a single bite of food is fucking ridiculous to me and it’s also a good way to lose customers very very, very quickly

  • @Raaslen
    @Raaslen Před 3 měsíci +109

    I am a cook at a reputable restaurant in my town, and once a consultant chef that came to help us improve (he actually had a f'n Michelin star) told me that "the more bullshit you have to add to food, the worst it is, if it is any good the flavor is enough to sell it".

    • @kricku
      @kricku Před 2 měsíci +6

      Mmm, Nutella pizza with marshmallows and banana

    • @TheTownHeifer
      @TheTownHeifer Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@krickuAre you a Ninja Turtle, perchance?

  • @ghostrecondelta1741
    @ghostrecondelta1741 Před 3 měsíci +338

    10:45 I'm sorry, but if I pay for a four cheese pizza and am given American "Cheese", I will go full Karen on that place.

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N Před 3 měsíci +24

      That's fair. I'll allow it.

    • @QingChina1
      @QingChina1 Před 3 měsíci +19

      Great use of quotation marks!

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před 2 měsíci +7

      And I will be right alongside you

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 Před 2 měsíci +9

      kraft singles and all adjacent imitations are exclusively for making grilled cheese with the extra long pull

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@genericuser984 I politely disagree, I believe that provolone cheese gives you the best and longest cheese pull with the added benefit of not tasting like plastic

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Před 3 měsíci +280

    13:10 Don't forget about how he'll charge thousands of dollars for this subpar food, only to pay his chefs minimum wage for making it.
    What an utterly unlikable man.

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Wait He pays His CHEFS fucking MINIMUM WAGE?!

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@enderkatze6129 Of course he does, the man is a hot air baloon filled with pure ego.

    • @Picklecheeseawesome
      @Picklecheeseawesome Před 3 měsíci +3

      AaANd That Is One Of The Reasons I Hate Salt Bae.

    • @marir.s3620
      @marir.s3620 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Never knew that.
      Holy crap what a horrible person!
      Also, love your pfp! Glad to know someone knows about Thumb Wresting Federation

    • @skycats6663
      @skycats6663 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@Jokoko2828 doesn’t he hire a look alike for his restaurant to do the only thing he does in his restaurant for him? You know the part where he scatter salt which need I remind you hits his arm and arm hair first that you can’t guarantee to be clean.

  • @DavidWillanski
    @DavidWillanski Před 3 měsíci +111

    The old "How did you find the steak?" "it was under the garnish" joke but in real life

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling Před 3 měsíci +85

    15:58 it's the medieval feeling you get from just biting in a block of cheese that makes it so special.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 měsíci +7

      At least they said they took a lump before chomping, eat your serving however you like it.

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před 3 měsíci +2

      When I used to get Lunchables, I'd sandwich all the meat and save the cheese, so at the end, I could have a stack of cheese on a single cracker, and it was *bliss!*

    • @AC-ih7jc
      @AC-ih7jc Před 3 měsíci +4

      I was just thinking that the only two times it's acceptable to eat this way are if:
      1) you're living in a dorm, or
      2) you're taking a break in the middle of a quest that an old wizard sent you on.

  • @SylvieGrimalkin
    @SylvieGrimalkin Před 3 měsíci +93

    The goldfish Mac and cheese shows that he put a hell of a lot of effort into cooking for her. That perfection takes so much time. He did the best with what he had. So enjoy it and realise that a guy who puts this much effort into just a meal for you will put just as much effort into the relationship. He will do anything to make you happy, even if he can’t afford things he will still be super thoughtful and caring. Most women won’t see this but the girl who notices the effort has scored a winner.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Před měsícem

      Do goldfish crackers taste good, tho? I wouldn't know, because I've never tried them.

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 Před 3 měsíci +26

    6:50 this is the same person that made the dorm room filet mignon that Gordon Ramsay praised

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 Před měsícem

      They’ve clearly got some serious culinary talent!

  • @luislebronaponte2737
    @luislebronaponte2737 Před 3 měsíci +139

    YO WTF THAT DINO NUGGIES VOLCANO SHIT IS EPIC HUUUUH???!!! 🤯

  • @friedrichbrockmann8141
    @friedrichbrockmann8141 Před 3 měsíci +46

    Cooking the food from a dream is interesting. I've had lots of dreams that included games, songs, poems, and foods that don't exist. Making a dream food a reality is interesting and fun even if it's an abomination.

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 Před 3 měsíci +3

      You should make a channel doing that. I’d sub immediately

    • @annak804
      @annak804 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I dreamed about a really fancy chocolate cake

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Před měsícem

      To be fair, I'm not entirely sure what greek salad is, but looking at it it seemed to be tomato, cucumber and maybe celery...
      I can think of worse things to put in there, all the vegetables were quite watery and didn't have strong flavour, there's a degree of fresh and crunchy texture that they'd be adding to the chewy cookie with chocolate chunks, both tomato and cucumber are often paired with sweet things, not necessarily THAT sweet, but I could certainly "eat" it, I just would rather squirt a load of cream inside 😂

  • @BonniTheBragon
    @BonniTheBragon Před 3 měsíci +222

    *Watching tutorial*
    1: Make sure you are absolutely starving
    2: Watch the video
    3: either get even more hungry or lose every single bit of your apetite
    4: get therapy (unrelated)

    • @adminion10
      @adminion10 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Why do I need need therapy

    • @birdbrainedboy
      @birdbrainedboy Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@adminion10 cuz

    • @UndriatheDerg
      @UndriatheDerg Před 3 měsíci +6

      Step 3 for me will be losing my apetite.

    • @kenenigans
      @kenenigans Před 3 měsíci +7

      step 4 is definitely related to some of these clips lol

    • @Yogasefski
      @Yogasefski Před 3 měsíci +8

      Instructions unclear, having a heart attack.

  • @CraigUntlNytTym
    @CraigUntlNytTym Před 3 měsíci +57

    I used to genuinely believe "all pizza is good pizza" but Pittsburgh just proved this wrong.

    • @gregoryreiser435
      @gregoryreiser435 Před 3 měsíci +5

      That isn't really what most pizza places are like in Pittsburgh.

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr Před 2 měsíci +2

      All pizza is good pizza*
      * unless it’s from Pittsburgh.

    • @nametheocmaker
      @nametheocmaker Před měsícem

      isnt that just a pizza lunchable? i'd eat it

    • @CraigUntlNytTym
      @CraigUntlNytTym Před měsícem +1

      @@nametheocmaker I've never seen them as pizza though.

  • @jagunreal7419
    @jagunreal7419 Před 3 měsíci +87

    I legit almost vomited when I saw the peanut butter salad recipe

    • @transmascdruid77
      @transmascdruid77 Před 3 měsíci +6

      It looks like one of the reject salads that B. Dylan Hollis sometimes makes.

    • @grubbs517
      @grubbs517 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@transmascdruid77 "This isn't a recipe, it's a misdemeanor!"

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange Před 3 měsíci +10

      Seeing vomit commonly induces instinct to vomit.

    • @marir.s3620
      @marir.s3620 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I don't think the flavor would be TOO bad but it looks awful...

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 Před měsícem

      Me too! It seriously looked like vomit. Or diarrhea. I honestly don’t know how that person’s dad was able to eat it….

  • @NotSoCrazyNinja
    @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 3 měsíci +125

    Ironically, the best coffee I have ever had outside of home was from a small gas station ran by someone from India. I don't know the details of the coffee but I stopped in and walked past the coffee and it smelled so delicious, so I got a cup. It was absolutely delicious. It made me sad that I would never be able to get coffee there again. If you walk past a coffee pot or coffee place and it smells delicious, try a cup. Might be a good cup.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 3 měsíci +6

      When I lived in North India (about 10 years ago) Most coffee had high content of chicory.

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 Před 3 měsíci +8

      That's actually a pretty fair rule of thumb with restaurants in general. If you're not even hungry, but it smells so good you're still thinking about going in anyways? Write down the place's name and contact info, and go back there or place an order later, with an appetite. Odds are, it'll be worth it.

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack Před 3 měsíci +1

      My favorite local coffee shop is run out of a house that someone remodeled into a coffee shop.

    • @charlottebarham7722
      @charlottebarham7722 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Why could you never go back?
      In the case that the place isn't gone, do you remember what the location was? I don't know why I'm asking, coffee sucks ass (if you disagree, you're wrong, it smells terrible) but still for the rest of the heathens here could you share?

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@charlottebarham7722you know, it's okay to admit to being wrong. There's support groups for that.

  • @kitten1602
    @kitten1602 Před 3 měsíci +61

    15:30
    The dog is questioning their sins.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The dog put them up to it. "See? Told ya plates where overated! Get rid of the table next, you'll see eating off the floor's where it's at"

  • @bellablue5285
    @bellablue5285 Před 3 měsíci +15

    "Mario the hell out of this and treat it like a Goomba"
    I'm dying. Accurate but I'm dying here 😂

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 Před 3 měsíci +17

    7:50 as someone who has worked in food service and understands how droplet transmission works and how dirty the human mouth actually is (especially when you consider how many people don’t brush their teeth regularly), I don’t want any kind of food that has someone else’s breath (and probably also their saliva) in it. I suspect the reason it has to be burnt is to get it above sterilization temperature, but even then I wouldn’t trust it.

    • @wingedlightsss
      @wingedlightsss Před 27 dny

      The worst part is, if this was a restaurant, they probably wouldn't tell the customers that someone in the kitchen is breathing (and by extension spitting) into their pizza.

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 Před 3 měsíci +14

    An M&M cookie in the shape of a hand called the king's hand is fine, fill it with some kind of icecream that makes sense. But SALAD?! Leave dream logic in dreams and art.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Před měsícem

      To be fair, I'm not entirely sure what greek salad is, but looking at it it seemed to be tomato, cucumber and maybe celery...
      I can think of worse things to put in there, all the vegetables were quite watery and didn't have strong flavour, there's a degree of fresh and crunchy texture that they'd be adding to the chewy cookie with chocolate chunks, both tomato and cucumber are often paired with sweet things, not necessarily THAT sweet, but I could certainly "eat" it, I just would rather squirt a load of cream inside 😂

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto Před měsícem

      Imagine someone thinks of an almond cookie with thin peanut butter filling.
      And call it The Two Fingers

  • @ramseyblair4575
    @ramseyblair4575 Před 3 měsíci +41

    I live in Pittsburgh (on purpose) and I have never once witnessed a pizza like that here. How dare they spread such slander!!

    • @HB35-nb7fz
      @HB35-nb7fz Před 3 měsíci +5

      as someone else from this relative area, I apologize on behalf of our people for whatever that pizza was. I’ve never seen one, but I’m sure it exists.

    • @notdistracted1289
      @notdistracted1289 Před 3 měsíci +2

      yooo im also in the asthma/bridges city

    • @Youtube-hates-its-users
      @Youtube-hates-its-users Před 2 měsíci

      This is the best comment I have read in years. It has a Dave Chappelle vibe.

  • @The_lamb_sauce
    @The_lamb_sauce Před 3 měsíci +69

    Are we not gonna talk about the fact CZcams put a climate change thing?

  • @dreadnought4089
    @dreadnought4089 Před 3 měsíci +34

    Alternate title: how to lose your appetite, and worry for humanity all in one video! 🤮
    I do somewhat like the idea behind the bomb plate at 4:05, but with a more substantial meal than that pathetic plastic dollar-store toy chicken. And at a significantly lower price. People... 🙄

    • @Mangaka718
      @Mangaka718 Před 3 měsíci +3

      what confuses me the most (apart from the price) is what the chicken had to do with it being a bomb? Like, in addition to looking plastic-y, it didn't look like it was spicy (at least to me), and it wasn't served with any visible sides???? Were the sides hidden in the lower half of the dish somehow? Maybe it's some kind of niche character/franchise cafe type deal, like the Hello Kitty cafe, where they can get away with putting basically anything they want on the menu as long as it LOOKS like a character, but still. genuinely confused, do not comprehend.

  • @demonmurasame733
    @demonmurasame733 Před 3 měsíci +26

    15:47 What makes this even more frustrating is that the knife is RIGHT THERE! Above the Salami... just why?

    • @krbthewitch
      @krbthewitch Před 3 měsíci +1

      At least he cuts off his own chunk and doesn't but of the whole salami and cheese.

  • @umeinui
    @umeinui Před 3 měsíci +22

    I feel like that sauce one might be malicious compliance inspired. Because sometimes you just get tired of picky people/ I ain't trying to get shot over not giving enough sauce. I'll never forget the time someone at subway wanted so much mayo it was literally like its own separate layer on the sandwich 🫠

  • @MushroomMayhem
    @MushroomMayhem Před 3 měsíci +81

    Okay so.. TECHNICALLY tomato, mozzarella, and basil is a caprese salad... But usually you dice and toss with a punch of sale and drizzle of olive oil. 😂 It's delicious though! Also it's pronounced "ka-prey-zay"

    • @tomeeshahaller4226
      @tomeeshahaller4226 Před 3 měsíci

      Thank you

    • @Charlie-uv9zn
      @Charlie-uv9zn Před 3 měsíci +1

      Tomatoes aren’t vegetables 12:23

    • @iskawhiskers
      @iskawhiskers Před měsícem

      @@Charlie-uv9zn correct, they are botanically a fruit. culinarily, though, they are mainly used as vegetables

    • @sarah69420
      @sarah69420 Před měsícem

      @@Charlie-uv9znuhm ackshually ☝️🤓

  • @JabbyCrabby-bi7jj
    @JabbyCrabby-bi7jj Před 3 měsíci +12

    The waigu steak is usually like 500-1000 dollars so the spoonful for only a hundred bucks for the BEST STEAK IN THE WORLD is accurate.
    Also “that is shit from a butt.”

  • @lithellylbeleth4426
    @lithellylbeleth4426 Před 3 měsíci +23

    9:51 that Mac and cheese hot dog wrapped in a tortilla and grilled in a panini press kind of gives me flashbacks to Prison Spread
    IYKYK

    • @dakzibbon6589
      @dakzibbon6589 Před 3 měsíci +1

      If you replace Kraft with fries and hot dogs with minced meat, you get French tacos

  • @NotSoCrazyNinja
    @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 3 měsíci +69

    Whenever I see someone try some weird food combination, my first question is usually "but... was it good?"
    I'm a very adventurous eater. I'm willing to taste test almost anything. My only off-limits foods are anything too slimy (like oysters), anything that has a high chance of making me sick, anything underdone, and brains.

    • @kenenigans
      @kenenigans Před 3 měsíci +2

      my dad used to eat (idk if he still does) sheep brain... yea just seeing it makes me lose my appetite. Are bugs also an off-limit food for you?

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Před 3 měsíci +6

      Since you're willing to try odd recipes, here's my family's version of a German classic, Toast hawaii :)
      Whole grain toast bread (toast here is square bread specifically made to be toasted, not just normal bread that has been toasted.)
      Medium spicy mustard
      Sliced ham
      Pineapple rings
      Lingonberry jam
      Sliced Gouda
      Cover a baking sheet with paper, place the toast, put a thin smear of mustard, ham slice, the pineapple, put the jam in the pineapple hole, cover with the cheese slice.
      Bake in the oven at 180°C until the cheese is melted and starts to get that nice golden-bown tone at the edges.
      You can also put some pepper on it for some extra spice.

    • @kenenigans
      @kenenigans Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@feuerling that actually sounds alright tbf... I might try it sometime although I have no idea how to get lingonberry jam or how it even tastes 😂

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 3 měsíci

      @@kenenigans maybe off limits but only because of potential parasites and other issues relating to it. we already eat a lot of bugs thanks to contamination in the food supply. check out the i think it's fda food defect manual.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 3 měsíci

      @@feuerling no idea where to get lingonberry jam or what it would taste like, but it sounds like it might be tasty (your recipe). i'd try it.

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 Před 3 měsíci +14

    Boss: "Okay, after every step, add a bit more sauce, just don't add too much to each layer."
    Employee: "got it boss!"
    Employee 0:23

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 Před 3 měsíci +13

    6:02 I am not at all ok with how close that pot of water is to the laptop 💦

  • @WardahTheBlaqQ
    @WardahTheBlaqQ Před 3 měsíci +34

    11:39 - Does the Western world not know about ćevapi? Guys, you're absolutely missing out!

    • @fruitbattery
      @fruitbattery Před 3 měsíci +7

      Norwegian here, I grew up with cevapcici (pardon the incorrect spelling, my keyboard doesn't have the right letters) because my mom lived in Croatia for some time. One of my favorite dishes ever ❤️

    • @Selnathorn
      @Selnathorn Před 3 měsíci +1

      Oh my god, yes, those are amazing!

    • @Mr_Yeah
      @Mr_Yeah Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah, but they look distinctively different

    • @WardahTheBlaqQ
      @WardahTheBlaqQ Před 3 měsíci

      @@Mr_Yeah Not necessarily. When I make them at home, that's exactly what they look like :D

    • @Kerruo
      @Kerruo Před 3 měsíci +1

      No, they have no clue lmao. Čevapi so the best.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon Před 3 měsíci +12

    17:30. This one is like they started by trying to think of a way to make a cheap Cannelloni, but then finished with a war crime instead.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 3 měsíci +2

      And where is the seasoning???

    • @CookingWithCows
      @CookingWithCows Před 3 měsíci +1

      It's literally mac and cheese with hot dogs. How do you think the mac and cheese sauce is made? Milk and cheap velveeta (if you're fancy, use cheddar). The cannelloni replace the maccaroni and the sausages give it some more flavor

  • @SIS3W3N
    @SIS3W3N Před 3 měsíci +15

    14:24 Whoa. Wait a minute. Set the foil issue aside for a second. Is that corn? Who eats corn as a side with spaghetti?

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Those people who don't eat any other vegetable.

    • @Mephiidross
      @Mephiidross Před 2 měsíci

      Both corn and peas can work with tomato sauce. Source: my old workplace where we'd often get a can of each and make a big pot of pasta for the crew. It's a rather cheap way to add some bulk to it. Can also replace the meatballs with some simple sausage, same idea. It's not gonna be fancy, but it'll be filling and hearty.

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear Před měsícem

      Doesn’t seem strange or off-putting to me.

  • @iris_drawssandwiches
    @iris_drawssandwiches Před 3 měsíci +11

    13:45 I don't know if a Standwich is a type of sandwich or not. I realize that probably needs to be a debate to be had.

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před 3 měsíci +17

    3:46 With lemons it does at least help with mucus build ups.

  • @LemonQueenTM
    @LemonQueenTM Před 3 měsíci +27

    0:11 This reminds me so much of HowToBasic

    • @iantheone2648
      @iantheone2648 Před 3 měsíci +3

      but instead of eggs, its sauce 😂

    • @fuyuscarlet2983
      @fuyuscarlet2983 Před 3 měsíci +5

      *add some sauce to this comment*

    • @user-vg2ld3mn6p
      @user-vg2ld3mn6p Před 2 měsíci +2

      23 likes? Let me fix that
      *adds sauce onto the like button, and adds 1 like*

  • @David-lq3jr
    @David-lq3jr Před 3 měsíci +11

    It's called a cold cheese pizza and it's something that some college town made to give the drunk students something to eat when they are unable to make a decision or don't want to burn the roof of their mouths.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 3 měsíci

      Oh so it's just drunkard slop.

  • @6AncientCharms9
    @6AncientCharms9 Před 3 měsíci +34

    The blowing into the pizza was just unsanitary and gross

    • @3178.productions
      @3178.productions Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yes, but they did cook off the germs

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@3178.productions And they cooked off all the food too while they were at it.

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 Před 3 měsíci

      Do you even know what cooking is?

    • @6AncientCharms9
      @6AncientCharms9 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@3178.productions dont care honestly. If they're required to wash their hands while handling food, they should also avoid putting their spit and hot breath on food

    • @Mag3.1415
      @Mag3.1415 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Well if you sanitize your lungs with soap before it will be perfectly fine. (For legal reasons, don’t do this)

  • @MLG_Sora214
    @MLG_Sora214 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Sadly I wouldn't be aloud to have half the equipment that person has in my dorm for one reason or another 6:42

  • @AndreJNick
    @AndreJNick Před 3 měsíci +6

    Wait... are you telling me he's actually never heard of a Dino nugget volcano?

  • @133Nomad
    @133Nomad Před 3 měsíci +13

    Not gonna lie, I'm baked af and that panini grilled mac and cheese with hot dog wrap looks tasty.

  • @Ferrari255GTO
    @Ferrari255GTO Před 3 měsíci +9

    5:57 this shouldn't be here, because that's FUCKING AWESOME

  • @salemfae
    @salemfae Před 3 měsíci +5

    If someone surprised me with the dino nuggies volcano back in college.. new crush for sure

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions Před 3 měsíci +49

    Great now I'm hungry. I'll eat ANYTHING.

  • @DespairKarma
    @DespairKarma Před 2 měsíci +3

    5:48 "GLEEFUL LITTLE RABBIT" 💀

  • @kiwiguy72
    @kiwiguy72 Před 3 měsíci +5

    9:53 Jack! Tor-till-ah? It's tor-tee-ya!

  • @heatseekergaming8215
    @heatseekergaming8215 Před 3 měsíci +9

    2:50 it looks like a burnt Gila Monster 💀

  • @thepeternetwork
    @thepeternetwork Před 3 měsíci +10

    Once upon a time, I used to buy a block of cheese and eat the whole thing for lunch or dinner.
    Then I ended up saving money by joining Weight Watchers.

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm Před 3 měsíci +10

    1:42 there were so many treats they could’ve filled it with and they chose *greek salad??!?*

    • @henrybenjamin7606
      @henrybenjamin7606 Před 3 měsíci +1

      They did say it was from a dream they had. Dreams are often strange.

  • @GottaBGlitches
    @GottaBGlitches Před 3 měsíci +5

    4:10 $100 for a roast pigeon

  • @Charziken
    @Charziken Před 3 měsíci +6

    8:20 I think the dough itself was black (Possibly charcoal infused?) You can see the dough has a darker color before he even puts it into the oven, which made it look more burnt than it really was. Don't get me wrong, the bubble was 100% burnt to a crisp and would get thanos snapped if you looked at it funny, but I think the bottom was still probably just fine.

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes Před 3 měsíci +15

    16:30 Forget the flavors. Think of ALL THE SUGAR. That's got the Type II Diabetes merit batch with honors.

    • @thesevendeadlysins578
      @thesevendeadlysins578 Před 3 měsíci

      I have a sweet tooth, but wow world I deny that instantly.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 3 měsíci

      I think some of those are those sugar free syrups.

  • @Cerulean_Frost
    @Cerulean_Frost Před 3 měsíci +12

    7:40 This is not what I thought of when I heard "volcano pizza", it looks horrendous. Search for "Vulkan pizza" (literally translates to Volcano pizza) instead, that's a 6 segmented pizza often with different toppings on each section and the center often filled with fries and sauces.
    Or maybe the dessert version with Nutella, fruits, and berries...

  • @fleridanfox6150
    @fleridanfox6150 Před 3 měsíci +11

    one of my friends swears by peanut butter and pepperoni sandwiches being delicious. I tried a bite of this abomination during a cookout with all our other friends. the flavor leaves you absolutely disgusted and yet…. it leaves an interesting and bearable taste in your mouth long after you swallow it. it’s ever so vaguely reminisce of the peanut sauce often had with spring rolls. but either you never eat it again, or you’re so perplexed trying to process it that you need to take another bite.

  • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
    @Anonymousrando-uz9sn Před 3 měsíci +6

    The Mexican side of the Trump pizza looks tasty as hell, though. The American side looks like a heart attack.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist Před 3 měsíci +6

    17:11 I'm right there with you bro, I'm crying too I can't believe this

    • @user-zy3vi2rb7t
      @user-zy3vi2rb7t Před 2 měsíci

      Some of this stuff is leggimitly making me feel sick to my stomach thankfully I am near a toilet.

  • @NotAFanOfHandles
    @NotAFanOfHandles Před 3 měsíci +3

    5:40 Lettuce leaves and watery mayo? You mean deconstructed salad and deconstructed ranch?

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 Před 3 měsíci +7

    0:35 Moders should render Mario-Games' enemy-deaths with burger-style-destruction rated-M for splattering-cheese-guts & condiments at the 4th-wall: Mario-lands & with a sound of slight-crack, the enemy squirts realistically-crushed bursting-juices a short distance, which Mario slides-on like Ice-tiles; & if enemy sprites are in proximity to splattered innards, they reverse course without turning, backing away.

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu Před 3 měsíci +5

    "Pittsburgh is as bad as it sounds."
    My brother lives there '-'

  • @electricdanish912
    @electricdanish912 Před 3 měsíci +10

    The hot durger looks like something I would unironically make and eat.
    Edit: The hot dog with "extra patty," not the Ćevapi at the 11:45-ish timestamp. Different tone.
    I apologize to anyone I may have offended, I didn't know until now that Ćevapi was a thing.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Před 3 měsíci +1

      Those "monstrosities" have their own Wikipedia article. The person just didn't know it was already a thing.
      "Ćevapi (Cyrillic: ћевапи, pronounced [tɕeʋǎːpi]) or ćevapčići (formal: diminutive; Cyrillic: ћевапчићи, pronounced [tɕeʋǎptʃitɕi]) is a grilled dish of minced meat found traditionally in the countries of southeast Europe (the Balkans). It is considered a national dish of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Serbia,[2] with Bosnia and Herzegovina taking steps in branding and placing them on the list of intangible heritage, with a nomination for inclusion on the UNESCO List of Intangible Cultural Heritage. Ćevapi are also common in Albania, Bulgaria, Croatia,[3][4][5] Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia and Western Romania."

  • @gusty7153
    @gusty7153 Před 3 měsíci +1

    fun fact. sushi is just vinegar rice. it is not referring to the fish that goes on it. you can put whatever ya want on it but it needs to be a vinegar rice ball to be sushi. there's probably more nuances to it that i'm not aware of yet but i do know it's important that it's suppose to be a kind of rice ball and anything else is not sushi

  • @aeryngoodspeed
    @aeryngoodspeed Před 3 měsíci +4

    10:28 what in the great depression takoyaki is this sh--

  • @kevin4061
    @kevin4061 Před 3 měsíci +4

    11:09
    Blue cheese
    Ye-haw cheese
    And creem cheese. What’s the 4rth

  • @lefthandedspanner
    @lefthandedspanner Před 3 měsíci +2

    16:55 is like an unspeakably awful version of toad in the hole, using cheese instead of batter

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Před 3 měsíci +9

    7:02 I agree, that's actually pretty cool!

  • @Masquerade404
    @Masquerade404 Před 3 měsíci +3

    11:34 Take it to work and eat it with a hotdog bun while making sure someone can see you eat it.. When asked "What are you eating?", you should say "This sh_t is amazing! You should try it!" Then slowly rip off a juicy chunk of the burger dog before holding it up towards them to try a bite..
    Also, it is a great way to make sure no one steals your lunch ever again..

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes Před 3 měsíci +5

    11:49 That's ćevapčići.

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N Před 3 měsíci +2

      Gesundheit.

  • @FrIoSrHy
    @FrIoSrHy Před 3 měsíci +4

    CHEESE! 15:25

  • @AppleFacade
    @AppleFacade Před 3 měsíci +1

    As a Southwest Pennsylvanian who lives a bus ride's distance to Pittsburgh, we do not claim that pizza.

    • @CherryRedBanshee
      @CherryRedBanshee Před 2 měsíci

      Idk who decided to claim that we do that but, we don’t.

  • @yoisakana
    @yoisakana Před 3 měsíci +5

    3:18
    oo benyenye wader

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one Před 3 měsíci +2

    0:23 Don't order delivery from "The Sauce"
    XD

  • @AngelusNielson
    @AngelusNielson Před měsícem +1

    "What kind of logic is this?" Making food for TikTok rather than actually eating it.

  • @allystrong6088
    @allystrong6088 Před 3 měsíci +2

    4:33 I think it’s a How to Train Your Dragon reference. It’s Toothless, a black dragon who shoots fire balls

  • @green8468
    @green8468 Před 3 měsíci +2

    4:40 My american ass thought that middle glass was full of corn syrup

  • @deathocats
    @deathocats Před 3 měsíci +1

    I once decided to put to the test the '80s tagline "A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip", by having it with peanut butter.
    That was even worse false advertising than common sense would tell you.
    Years later I tried it again, just to be sure it was as awful as I remembered.
    It was.

  • @shrillex115
    @shrillex115 Před měsícem

    the sauce part in the start made me uncontrollably laugh for like 10 minutes straight because my buddy kept making jokes about how you're supposed to eat every part like "plastic bag with a hint of sauce"

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 Před 3 měsíci +1

    14:36 Ah, steak medallion. My old man ordered this at a wedding reception while everyone else ordered the cod. They got big ol fillets battered and fried, he got two of these about the size of a silver dollar with a few sick looking asparagus and a couple near raw carrots....for $65 bucks. Lol, eat shit, pop, enjoy your fancy rich people food

  • @coral_puff
    @coral_puff Před 3 měsíci +2

    11:23 Okay, so us putting cold toppings on pizza is weird, but other people putting cold rubbery disgusting "chicken" on a salad is normal?

    • @firemayro
      @firemayro Před 2 měsíci

      it's 4pm time for your bullying session

  • @deethearies
    @deethearies Před 3 měsíci +1

    That cheese splat was cartoony as hell

  • @sozettaslow4247
    @sozettaslow4247 Před 3 měsíci +13

    0:45 chizz

  • @jacobjingle-heimersmith2336

    4:18 Just the way Jack said it looked like a rubber toy made me what to lose my mind like when Robin goes on a 30 second long laughing binge. (I remembered him reading dressing like Funky Kong makes you look extremely divorced, and couldn't help but lose it as well.)

  • @GilbetB
    @GilbetB Před 3 měsíci +2

    That Mac’n’ cheese with the goldfish bread crumbs looks like something I would of made.

  • @moothevegan4440
    @moothevegan4440 Před 3 měsíci +1

    7:20 the mirror cube next to it is so real like this is something only a cuber would do

  • @jeanfalconer6377
    @jeanfalconer6377 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ok if anyone's sincerely interested in low waste stuff, pasta water goes into your garden, or on pot plants, once it's cooled.

  • @stephenas2042
    @stephenas2042 Před 3 měsíci +2

    12:11 remember when airplanes would give you a free sample pack of cigarettes? Now we have this lol

  • @hurshellcurtissamazon
    @hurshellcurtissamazon Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:44 that splat sound effect makes it a trillion times funnier

  • @shady8479
    @shady8479 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That peanut butter and mixed fruit looks like someone threw up in the bow

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před 3 měsíci +4

    2:23 Tried it before with Papa Johns pizza and a slice of the cookie pizza on top. I’ll keep them separate going forward. I mean it was alright, but yeah…no…

  • @tatiana4050
    @tatiana4050 Před 3 měsíci +1

    14:50 fancy restaurants should put total weight of the edible part of the meal on the menu

  • @josephjennings3146
    @josephjennings3146 Před měsícem

    17:13 - his tears are how humanity just makes the worst food crimes imaginable. And just don't understand it. I honestly believe with them. Its insane

  • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
    @justkittensbeingkittens5892 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The long awaited sequel to hotdog water, hotdog milk!

  • @lsexton406
    @lsexton406 Před 2 měsíci

    As a student, the hallways can get CRAZY! Kids will slam each other into the walls and shuffing each other! That glass "water bottle" will shatter and get EVERYWHERE! Please don't bring glass to school (the costodianes/can't spell it will not have a fun time cleaning up the mess of the aftermath)!

  • @katburnham9361
    @katburnham9361 Před 3 dny

    Emkay: "this is why we have climate change"
    youtube: "DiD YoU SaY ClIMaTe ChAnGE?!?! :D"

  • @Rathmun
    @Rathmun Před 2 měsíci

    9:54 A demonstration of the fine line between stupidity and genius.

  • @ominhquan9180
    @ominhquan9180 Před měsícem

    0:12
    *Add some sauce*
    Add some fries
    *Add some sauce*
    Add some meat
    *Add some sauce*
    Add some salad
    *Add some sauce*
    Add some pickles
    *Add some sauce*
    Add some spice and close the lid
    *Add some sauce*
    Add some spice, tissues and sauce
    *Add some sauce*
    Close it
    And don’t forget to *Add some sauce*

  • @poiwytlee
    @poiwytlee Před 2 měsíci

    The goldfish mac and cheese is HILARIOUS and creative and as long as it wasn't the only dish, I'd totally dig that!!! Yes!! Yes!! Yes!! 😆

  • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
    @Goblin_With_A_Fungus Před 3 měsíci

    3:50 Those are ribs. This is the reason we carolinians have to request our sandwiches without bones.