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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2023
- Ooowahahahah! Waddup y'all! Austin is FINALLY married!!! Which leads perfectly into the debut of Musician Mansion! If you're not familiar, check the first link below! It's basically Big Brother, but for musicians! Plus its hosted by Jared Dines and has celebrity judges!
Musician Mansion: • 20 CZcamsrs, 1 House
Twitch.tv/Dickeytime
Twitch.tv/Jareddines
Facebook: / thedickeydinesshow
Jared Dines: / th3ycharg3
Austin Dickey: / dickeyfighter7861
Austin Instagram: / forthelikesof_dickey
Jared Instagram: / j4r3dd1n3s
Jared's Twitter: / jareddines
Austin's Twitter: / dickeyftloy
Business Inquiries: Tony@prettygoodagents.com
Who wants a hyper cut of all the times Jared absolutely munched down some raw veggies?! It’s gotta be a lot by this point LOL 😂
People will vomit with rage if they wait a month for the next upload and just get Jared M U N C H I N G 💯💀🥕
I think that's a requirement, at this point, LMAO
I'd be more upset if you didn't share it
That time he munched on a whole cucumber 😂
Do you by chance have an email I could contact about a potential interview?! Sent it to the Yahoo but it dind't work! :)
Someone needs to turn Jared’s obsession with vegetables into lore
Djentables
@@alexbautista1819Djentytales
we finally found out what he Dines on
“The well of forgotten dog balls”
What a thing to say 😂
That chest hair book kinda had the energy of: You either die a twink or you live long enough to see yourself become the bear
congrats on the marriage Austin
Wait, he's married now? That's awesome
18:49 Jared just completely ignoring Austin talking about Rainbow Brown is hilarious
Austin broke the 4th wall to show us how upset he was lmfaooo
10:30 Austin manifesting chest hair 🤣🤣 “I wasn’t ready!!!”
this is still some of my favorite content on youtube. Like watching two buds have an awesome conversation, except theyre ignoring me :(
💜💜💜
I have the crap taxidermy book 😂. It teaches you how to mount a crappy mouse.
It's always great to get a dickey dines video after a long day at work.
That Lewis Grizzard book sounds like it could've been the title for a mid-2000's metalcore song 😂
13:18 that noise 🤣
man i’m over here strokin and shi and this noti shows up made me bust instantly
I just wanna point out to you guys, a safe word is meant to be something to pull you out of the moment so that you know something is wrong or too painful. It's meant to be something jarring and unsexy. That's part of the point of a safe word.
🤣 Holy shit that was a LOT. A lot of those hurt.
Also that is so awesome, congrats to Austin getting married! 🙂
I like how the skeleton in the corner looks like he just wants to be included
C’mon, how could you not make a “Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver” reference when you got to the beaver book? That song’s a classic!
The cutoff during the Idris Elba story had to have been deliberate, and it was great.
the book at 13:20 is some next level gaslighting 💀
I always get so excited whenever I see a DickeyDines notification pop up on my phone!
Jared's veggie obsession may be as big as Berried Alives berry obsession😅
I would totally read "The well of forgotten dog balls"
11:58 was hilarious 😂
Fuckin scout master mike 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@murdermittens2281I couldn't stop laughing for so long 😂
I should not have put mouthwash in before watching this episode 🤣🤣🤣 I’m only 4 minutes in and I’m already crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol nerves go brrrrrrr
Congrats on the wedding, Austin! 🎉🎉
Hey ducky. I have a video idea for you. It's part of the series where you did Black Metal or BS, Christian Rock or load of crock, etc. This one is called Punk or Junk. You can get some hilarious political nonsense in punk stuff.
A day with a DickeyDines upload is a good day.
I literally just joined a bad taxidermy page on Facebook yesterday.
Funny sh!t boys gotta definitely do more of these! 🤘💯
Always love a new dickeydines video 👍
Dude, Jack Douglas is a legend, he makes such weird comedy books that just grab your attention.
“Why’s the FROG look so stoked?” 😂
I love this style of video 😂 y'all gotta bring back the Wish shit, it's been a minute
Brenda’s got herself a big brown beaver….
AND Elvis’s taste in food sums up his taste in women.
I love these videos the most I think (Ex: Reacting to album covers), do more!
The Berenstain Bears/Mandela Effect thing is hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember getting in arguments as a kid, like heated fucking arguments. It's always been Berenstain, it's always been pretty weird, but some of us were attentive readers as children.
11:47 it’s 1am and this is absolutely cracking me up I’m trying to be quiet. I actually can’t make it through a video without laughing😭 u guys r the best
Since TV is full of Crime investigation things my fantasy can only go into that way xD
I want you to know that "the well of forgotten dog balls" made me choke on my own spit
All the Lewis Grizzard books have long, funny titles. Fyi, 'eyes' is the Southern name for the sprigs that grow on potatoes when you leave them on the counter for too long.
Another great vid! And you 2 looking Hella good!!!
DickeyDonkle show is here and I'm happy
3:25 that taxidermy fox looks like it was on shrooms there.
I totally forgot about this channel glad to see a new vid
Now I’m waiting for the djent god book with three hundred pages of 0-000-00-0-000-00-0
This needs to happen. 10/10 gift idea
I don't think anyone has ever made me want to eat a carrot before, good job
Freebase is one of the safe words 😂😂🤣
I actually own a Elvis themed cookbook but not that specific one 😂
Pretty sure I'd be Ok alone in the woods with scoutmaster Mike... I have a feeling I'm not his type.
Gosh, these book titles and covers were horribly funny.🤣
*eats a ton of veggies*
*washes it down with carbonated synthia sugar fermented moldy fetus bioengineered corn syrup*
0:51 as a struggling self-published author for the past 14 years, this was soul-crushing to hear. but kinda true.
New Dickey dines new Dickey dines. The best days of my life are when we get new Dickey dines
11:45 I legit said "oh noooo" out loud at the same time as Austin.
Jimmy Fallon had a thing he'd show one or two weird books. There's are some weird books...I can't deal. The Crap Taxidermy cracks me up so much, I could watch you guys talk about that for hours 😂
When Austin just goes quiet and looks confused. . You know that's a fucked up book .
you rock gents
LETS GO!!! A NEW VIDEO FROM THE DANKEY DOOKEY SHOW!!!!
The comment about the frog made me laugh way too hard
this is PERFECT for my birthday
I own Crap Taxidermy! One of the funniest books I've ever read
Bro, this one had me fucked up 😂
I wish they would do more card games, and asking viewers
15:44 is basically the book version of the "please do not the cat" meme
Ok so the farm book actually makes sense lol
13:19 surfers mating call
yes
The Berenstain Bears one is definitely fake. Pretty sure that cover is from the one about being afraid of the dark... Anyway, this was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
Lmao “Have at the” that killed me
Lol never dull moment haha
dang i was just watching yalls card game videos. this is quite convenient.
Unexpected gifts!!...?!
The peircer in my town has thr taxidermy one
This was fucktastical (fucking fantastic and magical) 💖 more please👏
16:36 it should be called "41 Other Sad Chairs" cuz they gave away 9 on the cover.
Instead of Cocaine Bear... Drunk and Stoned Bear...
Oooo my gawd! Oh, hi guys.
damnit barbra! get to it!
If that Djent God book existed I'd for sure buy it. But instead of only having zeroes, the entire thing should be written in morse code 🙌
Crap taxidermy has a FB group or they used to. Its wild. 🤣
*REDUCED TO MERP*
🤣
Where is Jared's book? Jarrod Alonge has one out.... it's time to catch up lol
Goddammit Barbra.
Alright I'll go get the brushaxe, rake and wheelbarrow.
These people know stuff😂.
Coulda sworn it was spelled DickeyDains
I want to see Austin read some of these books on a Video. On a big chair in front of a fire wearing a suit or some shit
16:36 the chair on the top right looks so sad, he must be very tired
"I'm not that into catholic community" Biggest understatement ever
Where is the book Jared?
I swear they upload like once a month
..what do they do with said... Dog balls?? 😂
i read the last book as a kid…
the lesbiana’s guide is actually a pretty good ya fiction novel
Definitely stein
3:20 Definitely not Chuck Testa.
quick... get a copy of *scoutmaster Mike chronicles* now !!!
Come to Brazil 🇻🇺
I own crap taxidermy.
Wow there is unicorn poop I located one day😮 and.i was like really rainbow poop actually exists
Goodbye testicles; An idiot's guide to Dogeball
austin dickey is my god