There's a Feti$h for Everything! (The Unofficial A-Z List)
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It has always amazed me how austin sounds like a high schooler but can make the sounds of demon spawn.
I ask myself this every day haha. l I sound like a call of duty lobby kid when I speak but I can make inhuman noises at the same time lol
@@Dickey7861 lel
He sounds like Morty.
I'm a woman and I can do a pretty decent growl. Not as deep as his but pretty fucking deep. I'm in the military and I used to have a sergeant who would make me do it every time he saw me. 😅
@@kidforeverplz that’s awesome
If all adverts were done by Austin, I wouldn't need adblocker
Ayyye that means a lot! Thank you 😊
"I tried sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality, I felt like I was just whipping a dead horse!"
Ba dum tss
that's fucking funny! that's the perfect mixture of dark humor and dad jokes. well done, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, which i really don't do much of.
OH MY GOD!!
Imagine having weapon fetish, then learn martial arts and realize that you became a weapon
Permaboner
LOL
Being permanently turned on by yourself...damn that could get annoying after a while. Definitely inconvenient.
@@phantomechelon3628 Sounds like narcissism lol
@Thor Liccity licc
“There’s 7 billion people in the world. I’m not gonna do that for you.”
One of my favorite Austin lines 😂
Jared reminds me of this kid in my school. He used to wear cat shirts all of the time, was huge on cars, dirt bikes, bikes, skateboarding, shit like that. Later into the school year, I was walking through the school back to class and decided to use the bathroom. And there was this kid, with his leg on the wall, with his chunk out, blasting it with the water. To say the least it traumatized me, but he looked and laughed just like Jared. Makes me wonder.
Primus DOES suck
Yeah... that was probably Jared
yeah primus is pretty shit but chris fehn is amazing
@@deongarcia9510 nevermind, you don't get it
Now THIS comment made me actually laugh,\m/
Plot twist: this is a list of things they've done together
I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ainadupuis2651 that's a fetish
@@chrisstartt5511 lol your too funny yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dracophilia: The Dragonborn comes.
Hol up. We talking Skyrim dragonborn, or DND dragonborn?
@@craig2196 dragonborn is dragonborn
@@mazephobiarecords8482 why not a Dragonborn Dragonborn?
The dragonporn
instead of the doh vah kin... it's the doh vah cum
Please release the unedited version of this 😂
*Any fetish*
Jared&austin: ew, disgusting
*any fetish with emo chick*
Jared&austin: 👀
there's a fetish for everyone
* flashbacks to the how fast can we ruin your day(toys for grownups hehe) video *
@@virgillewis6240 It's still there
Momento mori
@@kaelankoops9312 Memento Mori
Unus Annus gang
Memento Mori
Dracophilia: *Donkey from Shrek intensifies*
My first thought was Fire Emblem fans actually. Though most of them would probably also be a lolicon.
Back to the good ol days of the dickeydinesshow
Just filmed 5 new ones in this vein as well :)
@@Dickey7861 holy shit dude!!! Thanks for replying, can’t wait for those videos :)
The weird thing is....when they mentioned necrozoophilia....I actually remembered trying to write my own death Metal song about such a thing back in high school...just lyrics at the time though...I basically listened to cannibal corpse a lot...especially “I cum blood” and pretty much tried to out do it....trust me...just as cringy as it sounds lol
I wrote a Brazilian Funk song (it's like our trap I guess) about necrophilia, inspired by I Cum Blood and other Cannibal Corpse songs... But since it's a very popular genre and the lyrics where funny and absurd, somehow it actually blew up in my school and among the local teen community... so I became known as a musical legend, but also as the necrophillic dude...
@@kzeriar25 oh yeah that reminds me I forgot to mention that one of my classmates back from high school ended up with photos of what I wrote and put it up on Snapchat and it ended up circulating a bit...one of my other friends might still be able to find it somewhere if I ask him...I was one of like maybe two or three students in my class that was notorious for being hugely into that kind of metal
@@kzeriar25 but yeah that sounds totally insane...something tells me if we went to school together...I would’ve been totally into that song as well...cause there’s some heavy extreme weird stuff I really enjoy...I mean for gods sake...I’m also kinda into anal cunt right now....their stuff is some of the most absurd extreme music out there ever
We've all got those. Back in high school i was into ccm quite a lot. I tried to write one and it was just as crying as the professional stuff.
startin to remind me of the old school dickeydines vids, love it
I love how his name started as harold then it became harence 😂
It’s the little things lol
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Jared :”does that mean you get a half chub”
Ah yes I’ll be always thinking of Jared saying half chub😂
Hahah the return of "whats poppin Bimjo". What a throwback
12:22 What if both partners had orgasm denial? Easy, they call it marriage.
Glad to see the Archspire vinyl in the background 🤘
Thanks guys! This seriously made my day I missed y’all.
We have also missed y’all! Great to be back at it!
If laughter is the best medicine then this CZcams is the cure for cancer
"I like it when my dog watches. What would that be called?" - Wrong. It is called wrong.
"He would get harder as it's getting salted" I LOST IT AT THIS POINT LMAOOOO 13:44
“Was it the subtle woodsy scent?!” 😂
"Thanks for the bone, but I'm taking your cutlery" 😂
13:30 I think Dickey just invented something
Have you seen the show naked attraction? Reminded me exactly of that. They don’t necessarily shit talk the people but choose to date from looking at their genitals. It’s strange but a little entertaining
Orgasm denial is also known as edging and I think people like it so they can last longer.
dontcumdontcum
You missed a perfect opportunity to say thorny when you were talking about cactus play
Actually, nullo means “nothing” in Latin.
Damn I’m actually early and not two weeks late and drunk 😂 I’m happy now
7:00 Austin, a lot of people actually lmao
I I hope they see this, but I've been watching you guys since high school. Legitimately for six years, it feels like I know you. Thank you for the years of laughs.
You know those water things that shoot up out of pools at aquatic center, they're supposed to resemble like little fountain things pretty much, when me and my buddy were like 13 we used to sit on them cuz we thought it was funny unaware that we were getting enemas, until we started crapping and we just realized that it was all water, I felt like we were crapping liquid crap all across the pool, but it was just water
this needs to get pinned
What the hell
@@AbsoluteAbsurd we did it multiple times too so my insides were practically polished
@@metalheadmaniac8686 😂😂
Claustrophelia gave me the chills lol
Reminds me of a time my bf texted "manscraping" instead manscaping! I laughed for weeks!!
13:59 Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat.
He just wants to live a quiet life dude.
I was looking for this comment!
1:12 Jared "so is that like a half-chub?" Dines
Accidental stimulation reminds me of the song “Jizz in My Pants” lol
6:26 wdym "was" like dragons were a thing
Wow, there were certainly some...interesting ones. Amazing what weird things the brain can be excited by.
As a side note, I have never enjoyed ads as much as when Austin does them!
6:27
*Milk fic flashbacks*
Korn - rotting in vein
"I wouldn't be angry if you just fucking cried, your tears would arouse me refreshing my supply"
So we know what Jon Davis is into.
I looked away from my screen for a split second and the gunshot after claustrophilia scared the shit out of me 😆
Y'all just make my day. I appreciate you both.
I had a pretty shit day, but y'all make me laugh. Thx
This video is my fetish now
This is one of my favorite channels and I'm so glad it's back, I hope we don't get like 2/3 weeks of nothing again
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Dude Austin gets me rolling
Cakefarting is a real kink where people get turned on by ripping juicy farts on a cake which is just a waste of cake and maybe a good birthday gift lol either or
Sneeze fetish
Lol
I had kinda the opposite thing related to this when I was a kid. When I was thinking about something lewd - I sneezed. Still have no idea why, still happens sometimes to this day.
I was going to sleep 😴 but I guess I’ll wait ☺️
Do you realize that your ad read was so long that it had a mid-roll ad in the middle of it
0:40 I honestly thought he was going to say "Fetishize me, Cap'n!"
My immediate verbal response to the notification: "ohhhhh godddddddd what the fuckkk am i about to watchhh"
There’s one called the Rowdy Roddy Piper where you put somebody with into the chicken wing submission
As soon as you said sneeze fetish I freakin sneeze gosh damn it Jared!!!!!
I have claustrophobia and claustrophilia because I have accidental stimulation and if no one rescues me and I have to hold my pee, I get even more aroused.
I've missed you big d boi
Good to have you guys back...I missed you
I missed you guys 🤘
6:59 anyone remember the viral video “buttwater”? All I’m hearing now is that chant haha
I shouldnt have chosen this video for my breakfest. XD
I’ve missed you guys 🥲
They back!
It would be funny change The dickeydines to TheDickdines 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was watching this while eating. Not kidding I was halfway through my sandwich when I started to consider my lifechoices.
Yayyyyy you're back!
I learned back in high school that either the Mayans or the Aztecs would do beer enemas to get drunk faster. It's always the important stuff that you remember from school!
quirofilia: exists
Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat
Have done a few of those.. but I'd like to think the rather tame ones
Nullo? Oh you mean the BME Pain Olympics.... Yeah, a friend subjected me to watching that...
Honestly this was as strange as I initially expected.🙃 All I can say is "To each their own". 😂Funny and entertaining.😋The more you know. The only one I can say that seems not to bad. Is the fetish of hearing other people's sexual encounters. 🤔 Great video guys! Austin playing Husband & Wife in the sponsor promo. Will never get old. 😅
13:58
“My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old...”
Thanks for the bone, also im taking you cutlery 🤣🤣🤣
Why God why... Did I decide to eat whilst watching this
Yesss finally new DickeyDines! 🤘🏻🖤
the gunshot scared the hell out of me
Dude I went to school with a kid who got off on killing cats, cutting off their heads, and then sodomizing them. This guy went on to have a baby with my half-sister and join the military.
What the actual fuck
plot twist: theyre both into this but they are making fun of it to hide it
Whats poppin Bimjo
Humans are weirdly fascinating.
You guys gotta check out Rivers Of Nihil or Thornhill!
That surprise gun shot scared the fuck out of me. US Army vet.
joi parody = Jared on ice :D
DINING WITH DICKEY
6:29
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
BRUH!!! y’all got the manscaped sponsorship?!? Let’s go!!!
I love these videos ♥️
yes please, i need more videos to lose my faith in humanity in these uncertain times. (no actually. thank you, i love the show)
Upload more frequently
you guys should react to David Bruce Composer's video 5 Classical composers write for a heavy metal band.
I love watching these fetish videos 😂 and I thought I was bad for having a foot fetish
Fucking same 😂😂😂
Chicks have called me weird for liking feet and there's people that have these 😂
Yaaay foot fetish gang :))
Well I have a thigh and maid fetish so yeah yours is not so bad
@@illcuin40 sounds spicy as hell xD
@@AbsoluteAbsurd haha, I can confirm
I literally threw my phone when that fuckin nettle one came up. The flashbacks to falling in nettle bushes as a kid was so strong.
Omg I literally sneezed as they were talking about that wtf
I’m so inspired by you guys!
Yup came 3 times watching this. Absolutely difficult to make it to the end of the video.
😂😂
14:37 AUSTIN 😂😂😂😂