POV: The Lock Picking Lawyer is Outside your Bunker

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  • čas přidán 1. 06. 2021
  • he cannot be stopped

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  • @tanvirsadaf7882
    @tanvirsadaf7882 Před 2 lety +40700

    POV you're the krabby patty formula

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 Před 2 lety +170

      How did I catch this 39 min after it was posted and pinned on a video over 9 months old…

    • @athy8763
      @athy8763 Před 2 lety +234

      the fucking idea of plankton sounding like that while just being normal outside of this specific moment kills me

    • @Hekkle01
      @Hekkle01 Před 2 lety +30

      he posted this three hours ago and it's pinned, IT WAS MADE NINE MONTHS AGO MAN

    • @peachringz
      @peachringz Před 2 lety

      This mf likes vocaloid his words are not valid

    • @rpbapale2732
      @rpbapale2732 Před 2 lety +7

      Pretty cool that a video from 9 months ago blew up.

  • @22dolls19
    @22dolls19 Před 2 lety +7725

    POV: You're the CEO of Masterlock after bringing out another failure of a lock

    • @goblincrimes8524
      @goblincrimes8524 Před 2 lety +132

      that would actually be horrifying lmao

    • @kanerowan1534
      @kanerowan1534 Před 2 lety +59

      POV: DISNEY JUST SUED YOUR BROKE ASS.

    • @asilva5021
      @asilva5021 Před 2 lety +50

      CEO of masterlock after running out of jokes for the comedy aisle of home depot

    • @foxboiunknown320
      @foxboiunknown320 Před 2 lety +8

      After finally making a design that was good, based off his own ideas, but no cred given.

    • @manuolive
      @manuolive Před 2 lety +12

      the CEO of masterlock would never make such a good lock, not even in his own home

  • @RefinedSkye
    @RefinedSkye Před 2 lety +9342

    "Now let's do it again to make sure it's not a fluke"

  • @Zaiqu0
    @Zaiqu0 Před 8 měsíci +2352

    would be even more terrifying if mcnally was outside your bunker
    "Here we have a standard bunker door which can be opened with a standard bunker door"

    • @crazynedry5085
      @crazynedry5085 Před 6 měsíci +121

      That would be a fucking nightmare

    • @Howthetoastcrumbled
      @Howthetoastcrumbled Před 6 měsíci +41

      ​@@crazynedry5085itll end tok quickly for one so thats a bummer

    • @buzzsawwyrm1595
      @buzzsawwyrm1595 Před 6 měsíci +78

      Dang you beat me to it, I was gonna say “this is a vault Tec bunker door it can be opened using a vault tec bunker door”

    • @mjlnirswrath9782
      @mjlnirswrath9782 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Dear god

    • @zeg7_
      @zeg7_ Před 6 měsíci +8

      ​@@mjlnirswrath9782there's more

  • @Schregger
    @Schregger Před 2 lety +1123

    The best part, he isnt coming after you, he is literally just there to pick the lock of your bunker's door. The ultimate example of chaotic neutral.

    • @spicypolaroids6325
      @spicypolaroids6325 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Damn

    • @Killer1986Chris
      @Killer1986Chris Před 6 měsíci +21

      And show the entire wasteland how to do it too.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast Před 6 měsíci +32

      he opens it, sees you, closes it again, says " to make sure it wasn't a fluke, " before opening it again and walking away.

    • @cj1898
      @cj1898 Před 5 měsíci +1

      567

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 5 měsíci +17

      "I'm not here to steal your rations. I'm not here to murder you. I'm just here to show that I can open your bunker whenever I want!"

  • @rpbapale2732
    @rpbapale2732 Před 3 lety +14829

    The Bunker Busting Lawyer

  • @_mwk
    @_mwk Před 2 lety +57189

    It's okay, you have another minute as he closes it and opens it up again, to show it wasn't a fluke.

    • @perussi_gaming4459
      @perussi_gaming4459 Před 2 lety +1099

      LOL

    • @v.k5587
      @v.k5587 Před 2 lety +2607

      And then he will show how the lock looks from inside

    • @lukaza1261
      @lukaza1261 Před 2 lety +1283

      naa. he knows the lock now. he will go way faster the second time around

    • @Shimanas527
      @Shimanas527 Před 2 lety +350

      @@lukaza1261 no thats how he picks them so fast he learns them ofscreen and showcases on how to pick(how easy or hard) them and shows inside of locks

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls Před 2 lety +502

      @@v.k5587 And then he'll show the guy what his chest looks like from the inside. Then he'll disappear into the fog to hunt for another victim.

  • @vinyldimer
    @vinyldimer Před 8 měsíci +290

    I would have never thought hearing LPL say "That was _far faster_ than I was expecting" could ever be so terrifying

  • @Gokulover69420
    @Gokulover69420 Před 2 lety +165

    Unironically he’d make such a great villain, explaining all the weaknesses in your security, and then doing it again to prove it wasn’t a fluke

  • @gobahgaber6909
    @gobahgaber6909 Před 2 lety +42638

    the despair you feel as he is explaining his every move just makes him that much more terrifying

  • @BazztheBazz
    @BazztheBazz Před 2 lety +40456

    I really want a Lockpicking Lawyer horror game now.

    • @PacoReer
      @PacoReer Před 2 lety +870

      It's called "welcome to the game 2"

    • @SanderEvers
      @SanderEvers Před 2 lety +1758

      With an optional hard mode, where all locks are Master locks.

    • @blackeagle1985
      @blackeagle1985 Před 2 lety +420

      @@SanderEvers That would be baby mode

    • @lucarvee
      @lucarvee Před 2 lety +183

      @@SanderEvers no just wave rakeable locks

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 Před 2 lety +67

      I don't think there would be anywhere near enough content that could be derived from that.

  • @intorsusvolo7834
    @intorsusvolo7834 Před 8 měsíci +27

    “Here we have a Vault-Tec living quarters security door from 2077. It hasn’t been opened in about a hundred years. It’s designed to protect the occupants from radiation, pathogens, explosive blasts, and gunfire. Today I am going to show you just how ridiculously insecure the lock is by unlocking it with just a screwdriver and a bobby pin in less than 30 seconds.”

  • @codybennett1009
    @codybennett1009 Před 2 lety +49

    I love how it sounds like he's a very calm, collected, cool headed serial killer who's MO is to chase people into secure locations purposely letting them lock themselves in only to explain to them how he's picking the lock while on the other side of the door before horrifically murdering them.

  • @ununicorniocon2gbderam787
    @ununicorniocon2gbderam787 Před 2 lety +19380

    He opens it, he stares at you with eyes wide open without blinking for a whole minute, and then he closes the door just to open it again in order to show it wasnt a fluke

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 Před 2 lety +708

      You're assuming quite a lot there, saying that he has a face or eyes

    • @chadnakurami1033
      @chadnakurami1033 Před 2 lety +456

      HE IS A HAND!!!

    • @cheerfulgestalt3282
      @cheerfulgestalt3282 Před 2 lety +165

      The key to surviving is running out before he closes the door. He'll take another 30 seconds or so opening it a second time giving you a headstart.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před 2 lety +41

      @@akrinornoname2769 what's his SCP #? 😂

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 Před 2 lety +44

      @@jwalster9412 [REDACTED]

  • @hm149
    @hm149 Před 2 lety +12186

    Never thought I could laugh so much at a still image with a heavy breathing sound effect

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Před 2 lety +32

      Yeah wth

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 Před 2 lety +102

      Y'all know the scream at the end is a guy getting his femur broken?

    • @terrsus7676
      @terrsus7676 Před 2 lety +15

      @@alexandrefillot9600 yeah

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr Před 2 lety +33

      @@alexandrefillot9600 Yeah, the well-known femur-breaker.

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Před 2 lety +8

      it's not just heavy breathing sounds though

  • @jaggerching8160
    @jaggerching8160 Před 2 lety +47

    The disrespect when LockPickingLawyer is about to get in your house but he tells you how, why, and do it again, all while being calm and collected is just terrifying and almost plausible.

  • @skycaptain95
    @skycaptain95 Před 8 měsíci +40

    The fact the vault held out for a whole minute is a testament to how secure it is.

  • @saprin4631
    @saprin4631 Před 2 lety +6118

    I hope LPL sees this, I know he'll get a kick out of it.

  • @xander0901
    @xander0901 Před 2 lety +21

    Outside: “This is the lockpicking lawyer…”
    Inside: “What you do when you have less than 2 minutes left to live?”

    • @lokiruiz2246
      @lokiruiz2246 Před 2 lety +2

      Hand lockpicking lawyer the address to the CEO of master locks. Then. He shall leave to go unlock the front door and enter his house instead.

  • @LittleBigBwner
    @LittleBigBwner Před 2 lety +14

    Everytime there's a lock picking section in a game now, I always repeat LPL dialogue to myself. "Click outta 1, 2 is binding, bit of a false set on 3--"

  • @TaosoftheVoid
    @TaosoftheVoid Před 2 lety +3554

    I love how menacing this makes him, all it took was the premise and it turns his calm explanations to something way more menacing

    • @UnicaLuce
      @UnicaLuce Před 2 lety +68

      there is no escape, you can't hide, and you can't run. he will come for you, and your locks.

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes Před 2 lety +19

      Friendly reminder that he owns multiple guns

    • @bmo3778
      @bmo3778 Před 2 lety +12

      @@coreflakes and hundreds of locks

    • @foxboiunknown320
      @foxboiunknown320 Před 2 lety +7

      @@coreflakes and lockpicking is a similar skill to: (sabotage, explosives disarmament, and hacking)

    • @fredwupkensoppel8949
      @fredwupkensoppel8949 Před rokem +17

      Doctor Who picks up on this a few times. A lot of the creepy episodes are not so much shocking you with jumpscares, rather they are creepy because the evil thing that's coming for them doesn't run and leap at the protagonists, it's not angry, it's not really evil, it just **is**.
      One chilling quote goes along the lines of "Do you know what it means when something chases you very slowly? It means there's a reason they don't have to run."

  • @clientcomun1958
    @clientcomun1958 Před 2 lety +13483

    took him almost a full min. this bunker door is already better than most commercial locks
    Edit: thank you guys. never thought this would reach 11k. not even more than a few dozens. love his vids though and watch him often....next he should try to speedrun this with the pick him and bosnian bill made

    • @stick6969
      @stick6969 Před 2 lety +491

      well he almost fell into a false set, any inexperienced picker may have jammed that lock and got themselves trapped

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Před 2 lety +76

      Yeah I’d surely hope so

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- Před 2 lety +73

      At least we know it isn't masterlock

    • @qabbala1015
      @qabbala1015 Před 2 lety +118

      I would hope that a bunker door is better than a commercial lock

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 Před 2 lety +32

      Sounds like a mul t lock core he's picking in the actual video. Extremely extremely difficult

  • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
    @RobocopStealerOfFridges Před 7 měsíci +4

    "You are using a Vault-101. This can be opened with a rogue Vaultdweller."

  • @clairepandabear
    @clairepandabear Před 8 měsíci +8

    It’s even scarier when you realize that vault door doesn’t have a physical lock to pick

  • @gamingalaxy64
    @gamingalaxy64 Před 2 lety +1944

    Why use locks, just put a big wooden plank over your door to jam it, it's literally unpickabl-
    LPL: "A nice click on 2, nothing on 3"

    • @gokudomatic
      @gokudomatic Před 2 lety +196

      "false set on nail 4"

    • @Qibles
      @Qibles Před 2 lety +19

      @@gokudomatic wow is that a sam and max profile picture i see

    • @Little_Miss_Carrex
      @Little_Miss_Carrex Před 2 lety +79

      "Let me just pull out my pocket knife to test if this plank is slash resistant like it claims to be"

    • @gokudomatic
      @gokudomatic Před 2 lety +7

      @@Qibles Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647
      @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 Před 2 lety +2

      @@gokudomatic oh, nice, I love Sam and max

  • @simplifiedsam
    @simplifiedsam Před 2 lety +10104

    Surviving tip: Just give him a sphere made of titanium and say it's from Masterlock, he will take this as an oportunity to roast that company once again and while he is busy trying to pick it you run to the nearest poli-
    LPL: That's a nice click on 2 ... 3 is binding...

    • @learnmyname123
      @learnmyname123 Před 2 lety +1423

      LPL: I am not going to pick this one because I want to show you an even faster exploit I found...

    • @Handlessuck1
      @Handlessuck1 Před 2 lety +323

      @@learnmyname123 *BAM*

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt Před 2 lety +1014

      LPL:"in this video I will show you how to open a human skull with a masterlock, turns out they're useful for something"

    • @onlinename7697
      @onlinename7697 Před 2 lety +275

      Even if they put him in jail he would pick out using plastic spoons forks and knives. nothing will keep you safe.

    • @jakenash2735
      @jakenash2735 Před 2 lety +65

      bruh he would open that into a million pieces before you even open the door 🤣

  • @driesverhaag8955
    @driesverhaag8955 Před 2 lety +8

    LPL explaining his actions is like someone breaking every bone in your body while naming them

  • @kati_ichigo
    @kati_ichigo Před 2 lety +9

    i feel like padlock companies should hire this man as like a final boss for product testing

  • @caijuu7775
    @caijuu7775 Před 2 lety +562

    "I welded the door shut, there's no way he'll get in here!"
    "Nice click on 3... number 4 is binding tightly..."

    • @theorangeheadedfella
      @theorangeheadedfella Před 2 lety +75

      He lockpicks the atoms

    • @nguyentandung42
      @nguyentandung42 Před 2 lety +25

      The lock is only as strong as the door it's locking

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 Před 2 lety +11

      @@theorangeheadedfella he could probably make a hidrogen bomb by picking atoms using only the rake

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 Před 2 lety +9

      "I've got my friend Bosnian Bill here to help me pry open this bunker, and get at the tasty treat inside."

  • @trukklob2227
    @trukklob2227 Před 2 lety +742

    That familiar, soothing voice... You know he's getting in there.

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing Před 2 lety +6

      My girlfriend's roommate said the same thing

  • @snowfaull
    @snowfaull Před 6 měsíci +2

    "this is a bunker lock, it can be opened with a bunker lock" *BANG*

  • @thenewkid5181
    @thenewkid5181 Před 2 lety +3

    The terror you feel as you sit behind the most unpick-able door and hear him MAKING PROGRESS.

  • @chaos0987654321
    @chaos0987654321 Před 2 lety +547

    "...oh shit, get the welder"
    "Why?"
    "JUST GET WELDER WE ONLY HAVE TWO AND A HALF MINUTES AT BEST"

    • @dissent1557
      @dissent1557 Před 2 lety +46

      “Nothing on 1, 2 is binding”

    • @vsauce1313
      @vsauce1313 Před 2 lety +19

      Good luck bro. Hope the wrath of LPL doesn't get you. If it does, I'll see you in the video

    • @joyeuse8524
      @joyeuse8524 Před 2 lety +13

      2 minutes if he feels like explaining things for a bit over a minute first...

    • @vsauce1313
      @vsauce1313 Před 2 lety +8

      @@joyeuse8524 He'll test whether it was a fluke or not. That gives them the extra time.

    • @tgtdtmaa
      @tgtdtmaa Před 7 měsíci

      You have 3 extra seconds.

  • @JoeContext
    @JoeContext Před 2 lety +2665

    You know, it might be wise to just somehow completely forego a door altogether. He can pick anything trying to keep an opening closed, so why even have an opening there at all? Surely it has to be the only way to-
    "As you may recall, my wife was able to expose the security flaw of the Ben and Jerry's Euphori-Lock, not in the lock itself, but what it was protecting. That's why I have brought her here so that

    • @lukeheuwin9947
      @lukeheuwin9947 Před 2 lety +104

      generous application of a 50. BMG ought to help with that!

    • @thestudentofficial5483
      @thestudentofficial5483 Před 2 lety +55

      Ah yes the BnJ video

    • @In.Gy.
      @In.Gy. Před 2 lety +103

      The unstoppable power couple.

    • @lolboss3490
      @lolboss3490 Před 2 lety +107

      He literally used thermite in one of the videos, he will melt your walls down

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 Před 2 lety +15

      She's gonna use a regular kitchen knife to saw her way through the wall

  • @LordRazer3
    @LordRazer3 Před 8 měsíci +5

    You know. I didn't think how unnerving it would be to hear someone actually narrate how they are picking a lock to your door and hearing them get ever so much closer to opening it

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 2 lety +3

    This is like an evil villain describing exactly how he's going to torture you.

  • @TheGasMaskGuy96
    @TheGasMaskGuy96 Před 2 lety +930

    Okay hear me out: we need a mod for fallout, where LPL randomly appears with an awesome Jingle like the mysterious stranger and then picks all locked doors and containers in a certain area.

    • @adriancousins8667
      @adriancousins8667 Před 2 lety +64

      That would be awesome

    • @videogames344
      @videogames344 Před 2 lety +94

      That’s really, really dumb.
      Send me a link.

    • @mmyr8ado.360
      @mmyr8ado.360 Před 2 lety +27

      I don't think the Vault in Sierra Madre can picked

    • @spectralanomaly1683
      @spectralanomaly1683 Před 2 lety +65

      @@mmyr8ado.360 LPL: nice click out of one......two is binding.

    • @KAngel32
      @KAngel32 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mmyr8ado.360 well you see LPL IS OUR NEW GOD

  • @lmko
    @lmko Před 2 lety +284

    Scariest will be that he will close it and open again, to be sure that was not a fluke.

    • @cappypyramsaudpate5535
      @cappypyramsaudpate5535 Před 2 lety +13

      he turns around to nobody standing behind him to talk about the known security flaws and does it 2 more times but extremely fast

  • @ethangibson8645
    @ethangibson8645 Před 2 lety +6

    This is extremely scary. It really is horrifying in its own way. You're trapped, and you know he eventually will get in.

  • @jeremiahtomcanin487
    @jeremiahtomcanin487 Před 2 lety +2

    The psychological horror of him just telling you how close he is to getting in.

  • @Huvada
    @Huvada Před 2 lety +777

    We need a horrorgame where you lock yourself in a building to collect resources and you hear him outside picking your lock, which helps you to determine if you should get moving or if it's safe to stay a bit longer. If you're still inside when he opens the door, you're dead.
    The amount of time he needs is randomized within boundaries that depend on the lock and door quality.
    To get into a room, you have to use what you found in the previous room (or whatever gear you still have from the rooms before that). You can open the doors to the next room with either lockpicks (where you can choose to keep the current lock or replace it with one you found) but that takes time, or you can break the door but then risk him finding an easier way to open it than lockpicking.

    • @teme5529
      @teme5529 Před 2 lety +30

      Or an open world game in general with mechanics as such in bigger buildings especially. Surely there would be scary quests like the one you mentioned. But yeah, would be cool overall if the enemies tried to open locked doors as well.

    • @nguyentandung42
      @nguyentandung42 Před 2 lety +37

      Dude he can open master lock with his presence you don't stand a chance

    • @delinep7286
      @delinep7286 Před 2 lety +59

      In easy mode, it closes once and gets re-done to show it isn't a fluke

    • @Huvada
      @Huvada Před 2 lety +27

      @@nguyentandung42 that’s the learning curve. Learning the different locks and judge how fast he can open them. If the game cripples LPL’s skill a bit so he isn’t quite as fast as his usual videos, I think it’s possible to balance.

    • @lenseeing829
      @lenseeing829 Před 2 lety +4

      the last doors you lock will be the easiest locks for him to unlock (the rake method) to add a fear effect.

  • @treasurecube9578
    @treasurecube9578 Před 2 lety +97

    At the end, I was expecting him to say somewhere along the lines "and as you can see here, this lock offers little to no protection"

  • @caylyph
    @caylyph Před 10 měsíci +1

    Hahahaha man, I'm breaking down to tears of laughing. Best thing is the muffled voice. Thanks man, that made my day. :D

  • @DerpyTurtle0762
    @DerpyTurtle0762 Před 2 lety +1

    *Center of the door begins to glow and then melt*
    "They're getting through!"

  • @image_cafe7343
    @image_cafe7343 Před 2 lety +550

    And you cant protect yourself either because he’ll probably throw all of his lock picking tools at you like a touhou character

    • @Silver-Rexy
      @Silver-Rexy Před 2 lety +37

      Danmaku is actually lock picks, wiper inserts, jigs, etc... ?
      Insane discovery

    • @supreme_xenon
      @supreme_xenon Před 2 lety +58

      I didn't expect for a Touhou topic in this type of video

    • @TheDragonfriday
      @TheDragonfriday Před 2 lety +4

      @@Silver-Rexy wow I didn't know

    • @justmike9556
      @justmike9556 Před 2 lety +3

      @@supreme_xenon same

    • @PatchyThePirate_
      @PatchyThePirate_ Před 2 lety +25

      Lock sign: 1000 locked doors

  • @D.KlWA-aG
    @D.KlWA-aG Před 2 lety +324

    now watch as you the main character locks all the doors to buy some time while trying to lock pick the exit.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson Před 2 lety +42

      You'd have more luck glueing a big paper sheet across your door. Since he *will* first try non-destructive options first, and that you can't rush a solvent, you'll get more time than putting any number of locks :p
      (Also, you could booby-trap a lock that will solder itself when closed again. Once again, taking advantage of his nature and the fact he *will* do it again to show it wasn't a fluke)
      [I feel compelled to say that I'm not thinking LPL actually is that binary, that's more "cryptid LPL" logic :)]

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Před 2 lety +8

      @@NWolfsson Its the lock picker expert

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Před 2 lety +2

      As you are finishing the lash pin, he is getting through the final master lock.

  • @themightyquinnm190
    @themightyquinnm190 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s so fucking ominous cause he’s so calm and just calmly talking to himself 😂😂

  • @heckerhecker8246
    @heckerhecker8246 Před 7 měsíci +2

    LPL: *Throws lock aggressively*

  • @ethancook4418
    @ethancook4418 Před 2 lety +266

    How you defeat LPL
    1. Acquire many Master Locks
    2. Create a trail leading away from the door and far enough away to give you a head start
    3. At the end there is Master Lock HQ
    4. His dislike of master lock is his number one priority, so he will proceed to pick his way to the CEO’s office whereupon he will naturally begin upon the mother of all analyses and critiques on the failures and shortcomings that by the end of it, I will be far off, and but a forgotten memory to him.

    • @fusrosandvich3738
      @fusrosandvich3738 Před 2 lety +35

      Suddenly, inside your mind, your thoughts, the words begin invading your skull:
      "Nice click on 3...number 4 is binding..."

    • @SkittlesNinja1000
      @SkittlesNinja1000 Před 2 lety +16

      You've gained 40 minutes at most

    • @stTrooper-nf9dh
      @stTrooper-nf9dh Před 2 lety

      Pitiful fool. You may have bought yourself time, but LPL doesn't forget. He will find you. Eventually, once you have used your last masterlock, he will enter your final abode, your tomb if you will, and use your blood to quench his hell-forged picks.

  • @FortunateFox_
    @FortunateFox_ Před 2 lety +78

    I imagine this is how people in fallout feel when some guy from a vault breaks into your home looking for stims and ammo

    • @FlashHawk4
      @FlashHawk4 Před 7 měsíci +2

      or, if you're playing 4 or 76, looking for any random item in your home that contains screws or adhesive. I've honestly had that thought before, a wild-eyed man in a vault suit bursts in waving a minigun around, starts shoveling desk fans, duct tape, and typewriters (nothing else) into his backpack, and then walks out. You're not sure if you're too terrified to be confused, or too confused to be terrified.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin Před 2 lety +4

    "You can't pick this lock, it needs a key."
    LPL: "Pathetic."

    • @randallporter1404
      @randallporter1404 Před 2 lety +2

      LPL: Fine I'll just make one with this tool I created. It is available on my store should you want one.

  • @falcothegreat5470
    @falcothegreat5470 Před 2 lety +2

    Grommet, hide the cheese Grommet!

  • @thesledgehammerblog
    @thesledgehammerblog Před 2 lety +66

    "OK folks, if you are going to make the investment in a proper bunker, you need to make sure it can be properly secured. In any case, that's all you have for this life..."

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us Před 2 lety +15

      "If you do have any questions or comments, please leave them as your last words, and as always, have a nice afterlife, thank you"

  • @KitagumaIgen
    @KitagumaIgen Před 2 lety +68

    When you hear his voice, surely the longest you can delay him would be to say "Oh it's you let me open the door for you" - and actually start unlocking...

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před 2 lety +10

      "No need, I already opened it myself."

    • @KitagumaIgen
      @KitagumaIgen Před 2 lety +4

      @@kaksspl curses - foiled again!

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před 2 lety +1

      Unlock, then relock the door as he picks it.

  • @DanielBeattyDefinition
    @DanielBeattyDefinition Před 8 měsíci +2

    He's not even filming, he just can't resist the urge to narrate his successes. 😂

  • @Ras548
    @Ras548 Před 2 lety +1

    I was fully expecting an alien reference her after he picked it open. Something like a slithering noise and some random dude screaming "it's in the vents".

  • @gokudomatic
    @gokudomatic Před 2 lety +28

    It got me on "that was far faster than what I was expecting".

  • @TimothyTCB
    @TimothyTCB Před 2 lety +120

    There is no lock that can stop the LockPickingLawyer. Chairs are a little harder for him to dislodge but he'll just find a car jack and pop your door frame out of place.

    • @Krugis
      @Krugis Před 2 lety +9

      "We will test how this chair leg holds up against my new hydraulic bolt cutters and Ramset"

    • @Left_Joy-Con
      @Left_Joy-Con Před 2 lety +2

      There was one lock...he did a video on it. It's literally a 3d sticker that looks like a lock, which apparently is realistic enough for some thieves to think again about trying to break in!

    • @stTrooper-nf9dh
      @stTrooper-nf9dh Před 2 lety

      @@Left_Joy-Con He could probably pick it anyway.

    • @Left_Joy-Con
      @Left_Joy-Con Před 2 lety +1

      @@stTrooper-nf9dh I mean...he could use a crowbar to dislodge the sticker, if that counts.

  • @commandcube1156
    @commandcube1156 Před 2 lety +5

    Strategy: just hold the door closed. He's good at picking the locks, not necessarily opening doors.

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "As you can see, this bunker door offers poor protection against a skilled picker and should be avoided."

  • @srduncanbyu
    @srduncanbyu Před 2 lety +45

    and you know he's bringing .50 cal ammunition to take care of any other "locks" in his way.

  • @giantlizard9158
    @giantlizard9158 Před 2 lety +45

    Just buy a bunch of locks, remember every lock added is about a extra minute (unless its master lock then its an extra second)

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před 2 lety +7

      There was a video where he opened a whole bunch of Master Locks with just a comb and it took him no time at all. That second is very optimistic.

    • @giantlizard9158
      @giantlizard9158 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kaksspl You gotta remember hes gonna detail the whole process of him picking the lock so

  • @Gnome_Tank
    @Gnome_Tank Před 2 lety +4

    "hello this is the lock picker lawyer and today were giving a friendly visit to an old college friend of mine that owes me money, now instead of paying he decided to hide in his post apocalypses bunker but he made one fatal mistake in the fact that his locks were made by master lock and shouldnt be too hard to open"

  • @Mr6Sinner
    @Mr6Sinner Před 5 měsíci +1

    This needs to have ended with Jerry Miculek saying “Here we go” followed by a beep.

  • @potatortheomnipotentspud
    @potatortheomnipotentspud Před 2 lety +111

    LPL after opening the bunker: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought this bunker was abandoned. It must have been disturbing hearing me describe everything I was doing to pick the locks while you were in here. I'm not here to hurt you, I just wanted to pick the lock. I tell you what, how about you reset the locks and let me pick them again so I can prove it wasn't a fluke now that you know I am not a threat?

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před 2 lety +16

      Nonono, you saw his face. And he can't let that slide. You ded my dud.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Před 2 lety +12

      @@kaksspl implying that LPL isn't just two floating hands and a 2 inch coq suspended in the air

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před 2 lety

      @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Oh, there's a video showing that there is a body connected to those hands. See for yourself.
      czcams.com/video/JBqKtphALr8/video.html

  • @Lucarioux
    @Lucarioux Před 2 lety +21

    This makes lock picking lawyer look like a SCP or something similar

  • @mrsexy5680
    @mrsexy5680 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Mcnally: this is a masterlock. It can be opened with a masterlock.
    *aggressively tomahawks person*

  • @Swordsoulreaver
    @Swordsoulreaver Před 2 lety +3

    This man could lockpick the secrets of the universe and nobody could stop him.

  • @cheese3996
    @cheese3996 Před 2 lety +49

    *as you’re running through the trees and rocks stumbling and tripping trying to escape this monster, you think you lost him but you still hear the footsteps so you keep running until you finally see the door to your bunker and felt relived but, you knew that there was no time to waste you quickly put in the passcode and enter the bunker and closing yourself in it, you take a sigh of relief and sit down on a chair calming yourself down while getting food from the fridge, but then you hear those words, the words you hoped you would never hear again “This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we have a TC-700 bunker door”, you think to yourself “That’s Impossible, this door has no lock to pick”, but you hear the clank and clinking sounds of a lock pick, indicating that it’s getting unlocked, without a moment you quickly grabbed your dad’s shotgun and pointed it on the Bunker door, still thinking to yourself that it’s impossible to unlock, as you wait you hear it talking from the other side of the door “one is binding, nice click on two.” as you shake and tremble, hoping that the door might not unlock, you hear the bunker’s door open, as the door slowly opens, it reveals a man, it looked normal but upon further inspection it’s fingers were lock picking equipment, it had no eyes but ridiculously large ears, it had a mouth with locks closing it shut, as you stare at this creature it steps one step forwards and you instinctively fire a shot, but it seems like no bullets hit him, but you see on his lock pick fingers, he caught all of them and drops them to the floor, as you look you start to fire more shots, hoping that one would hit it, but it’s no use it catches all the bullets and you ran out of ammunition, as you drop your dad’s shotgun a tear falls from your face, as you accept your death he stabs his lock pick fingers into your chest, and hear clanking and clinking and a door opening as he takes his fingers out of your chest, as you look down you see your chest wide Open revealing your organs as they fall through your open chest, you finally succumbed of blood loss and die, but before you do, it closes and opens the door again, showing that it is not a fluke. (This is just smth I thought of on the spot, i’m not a great writer and English ain’t my first language so there moght be grammar errors)

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 Před 2 lety +5

      I like it!
      Also, good job with learning a second language, it's not easy.

    • @4ore37
      @4ore37 Před 2 lety

      "moght"

    • @GoldenH
      @GoldenH Před 2 lety +3

      Thats how you found out you are a synth

  • @StudleyDuderight
    @StudleyDuderight Před 2 lety +108

    I wonder if LPL uses his lock picking voice during foreplay with his wife.

  • @blackdeath7284
    @blackdeath7284 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I like to imagine a really spindly man with long arms and him standing at 11 feet tall when he opens the door he literally just rips you apart

  • @stevenswapp4768
    @stevenswapp4768 Před 8 měsíci

    Listen to his calm/collected manner.
    Has he no heart!

  • @asherael
    @asherael Před 2 lety +30

    you missed the part when he relocks it, and does it again to prove it wasn't a fluke

  • @claudiodiaz9752
    @claudiodiaz9752 Před 2 lety +10

    LPL should become a SCP.

  • @boredyoutubeuser
    @boredyoutubeuser Před 5 měsíci +1

    The Lock Picking Monster 🔐🔒🗝🔏🔑🔓🛅

  • @thenomainman5499
    @thenomainman5499 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I like the idea that the McNally vers is just him opening the bunker with another bunker

  • @mattnewbern4933
    @mattnewbern4933 Před 2 lety +21

    This is simultaneously the funniest thing I have seen in awhile and the saddest. I just laughed like a maniac at a still image with heavy breathing and a LPL voice over.

  • @bigasslobster9473
    @bigasslobster9473 Před 2 lety +16

    There’s no escape, once you hear that voice outside you know your time has come

  • @isaacenkelmann-bekkers4119

    if this was a horror game i would literally die of a heart attack if i tried to play it

  • @FaBLoo-bw4hy
    @FaBLoo-bw4hy Před 8 měsíci +2

    Hey, at least its not McNally official. Imagine being safe inside your bunker and then you hear from the outside
    "You are using a Vault-tec pre-war model vault. It can be opened using a Vault-tec pre-war model vault"

  • @ronnaniel9276
    @ronnaniel9276 Před 2 lety +3

    HONEY, GET THE GUN!
    NOW!

  • @MattManProductions
    @MattManProductions Před 2 lety +10

    Naw... The bunker just opens when it sees LPL coming🤣. it's like oh no, not him!

  • @lostpockets2227
    @lostpockets2227 Před 2 lety +1

    when he checked the magnetic pin... I felt that 😓

  • @KouuToriProductions
    @KouuToriProductions Před 6 měsíci +1

    Then McNally comes along:
    "You are using a VaultTec Model 3401 Personal Fallout Shelter. It can be opened using a VaultTec Model 3401 Personal Fallout Shelter."

  • @firebirb77x98
    @firebirb77x98 Před 2 lety +5

    POV: Your a brotherhood member watching the courier enter the bunker

  • @echoptic775
    @echoptic775 Před 2 lety +16

    He needs to see this

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity Před 8 měsíci +1

    The lock picking lawyer outside my bunker: 😏
    The shotgun boobytrap waiting for him right the door:

  • @falcononeniner9896
    @falcononeniner9896 Před 7 měsíci

    It's terrifying because you KNOW he's going to get in eventually

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 Před 2 lety +31

    I hope LPL got a kick outta this spoof!

  • @powerdrake2906
    @powerdrake2906 Před 2 lety +4

    POV: You are the last human on earth, and then you hear this outside your bunker.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Před 2 lety +1

    whats more terrifying, the inevitable certainty that he's gonna get in, or the pair of giant disembodied hands behind that door picking it?

  • @echo1456
    @echo1456 Před 2 lety +1

    The lock picking lawyer as an SCP would be funny as all hell. He can't be contained and proves no threat besides traumatizing people... unless you work for master lock then he'll pick lock you soul and take it from you

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 Před 2 lety +5

    I can see him picking locks in fallout that can’t be broken open and him robbing entire place like a master rogue

  • @Itsmellsfishy
    @Itsmellsfishy Před 2 lety +17

    I cant show my friends this as none of them watch LPL but... this is good banter.

    • @Paranuui
      @Paranuui Před 2 lety +1

      I'm gonna show mine anyways

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s okay, he’ll spend another minute repeating the process to ensure it wasn’t a fluke.

  • @Cultureghost
    @Cultureghost Před 2 lety +1

    He then demonstrates how to unlock your spine

  • @taylorreal6954
    @taylorreal6954 Před 2 lety +32

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a min. 🤣

  • @anjhindul
    @anjhindul Před 2 lety +3

    If the lpl is outside my bunker the welder is already there and ready to do its job...

    • @thenamesjohny1490
      @thenamesjohny1490 Před 2 lety +1

      The welder that welded this door shut has slag inclusions and tons of porosity, leaving it the perfect lock to use a pick from the genesis set.

  • @angelkilier
    @angelkilier Před 2 lety

    I was so expecting him to prove it's not a fluke...

  • @skeleglitchgaming
    @skeleglitchgaming Před 6 měsíci +1

    I like the spy scream at the end 😂