19 Peasants
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- čas přidán 25. 05. 2021
- MI'LORD
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HELP WITH THE VID
Special thanks to "Kazrai" for his help on VRChat for assisting with piloting vr rigs and getting all of the models.
All Assets and models are owned by Creative Assembly in conjunction with Games Workshop - Hry
Shout out to the dude in my discord who asked for this to be made almost every day for like 3 months.
A patient viewer
Cheese
Now send this to Legend to rate .
I know THAT guy
And you can't even respect him enough to say his name?
Be careful who you call expendable in middle school.
this comment is under appreciated.
LMFAO
Don't come to the farm tomorrow.
They are THE expendable
Just imagining a evil genious middleschooler with a large forehead and thick glasses calling their classmates expendable.
"The horde is coming!"
"Of Undead? Greenskins? Chaos?"
"No... worse... peasants!"
*knights begin to gag and recoil in utter disgust*
Army of dirty, ugly and hungry peasants!
[USSR ATHEM EARRAPE INTENSIFIES]
Peasant tide is commin
No! anything but peasants!!
Who needs properly trained soldiers when you can get Joe and Billy to fight dragons and undead abominations.
"but sire, who will tend to the crops? Must we do everything around here?"
“Shut up peasant, now grab your shovel and go fight that mutated hell pit abomination and the army of rat-men behind it cause we told you to.”
Beg your pardon, it's Jacques et Guilleumes, non Joe and Billy.
Joe and Billy with their trusty pitchforks and, yes, that is a suit of full-plate armor they had stashed in the barn.
@@oberonmeister nah the Brettonian nobles are French, the peasants are based off Anglos lol
When the peasants' crusade actually manages to take Jerusalem
Childrens crusade next pls
@@antonioussykas4140 Pope Innocent 2nd want to know your location
@@antonioussykas4140 what? A goblin spam? That's too op with broken axe
@@deni140492deni this is also the same guy who did 19 skink priests on stegadons.
OP isnt a factor in these videos
Peasants hyper flexing by bringing shovels so they can re bury these skelly bois back in the desert.
all that bone meal will be great for their crops
"My Lord! The peasants are revolting!"
"Now now, no reason to go calling them names."
Ha
A peasant with a pitchfork is danger enough, just ask a Witcher
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Arkhan: One of the Tomb Kings went to that battlefield and didn't come back again.
Repanse: He's dead. He killed my friend Billy.
Arkhan: He was their king, last of a bloodline that stretches back before the Old World.
Repanse: Billy came from a farm...
What is this referencing again?
@@joseluizps95 GoT when widlings attacked castle black in reference to a giant and the guy who killed him.
Hail mag the mighty - the last king of the giants
Got to name one of your heroes to Grenn now
Settra and Billy
The perfect doomstack doesn't exi-
Next time on "Rate my doomstack"
The simp doomstack
But Gregory can't toil the fields when he's fighting Chaos raiders!
Then again, he‘s so good at it, that the knights are out of a job...
Sell the Horses and armor, we don't need it.
Any bretonian noble: "what do you mean he can't do both at the same time?!! That lazy shit better starts doing so before he gets lanzed!"
How will the peasant economy work with that? How will be keep then in utter control, like North Korea or RESETERA
@@RyanVonAegir My worries exactly!
Imagine a canonic story where Settra gets overrun by peasents and he gets pissed and start invading Bretonnia.
I immediately thought of Legend when you had Repanse dodging arrows in there, but I wasn't actually expecting you to include him in the video. XD
He should submit this doomstack to legend lol
Cheese for the cheese god!
Don't worry lads, the Imperial Guard are here!
Shit, wrong timeline
PDFs be like:
Actually, Imperial Guard from Warhammer 40k is decent, professional army. They have nothing common with peasants, because they are well-trained, well-organized and well-armored. They are more equal to Empire's army.
@@buttnuttz6119 Even Planetary Defence Force is not equal to peasants. It is not even a militia, it is professional army and some planets has armies that are not weaker than Imperial Guard.
@@frozenfire5929 The Imperial guard is mainly a decent and powerfull force yes. For OUR timeline. Compared to the shit they are matched up against they are the equivelant of these peasants in the vid.
@@RK-cj4oc Space Marines can not be everywhere all across the galaxy, so Imperial Guard has to fight by its own and commonly they fight well enough to hold against enemies they face. Imperium has not fallen after all.
"poor leadership" *leadership at 128* "WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL MY CHEESE!!"
btw nothing beats the skeletor laugh
Don’t forget unbreakable
The strongest doom stack in the game, no need for fact checking here
Legend of total war here, and today...
@@jabloko992 we have a rate my meme doomstack ...
@@abdes6234 10/10 no contest best doomstack not even going to fight the battle it's so good
1:35 The skeletor laugh is beautiful
I am usually a vanilla guy but I would make an exception for a mod which added this to the game lmao
As a Heman fan that brought a smile to my face and made my day
Okoii's videos are like good wine. It doesn't stop getting better and better. And this wine perfectly pairs with cheese
"True executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
I mean if I went around saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scitimar at me, they’d take me away.
The "Cheese" aged really well. Delicious.
Why
This might be your finest work...
*smack* CHEESE 🧀
this is legit the "peasant coming through" meme.
Let that be a lesson for you greenskins out there: Don't get between a farmer and his field
Especially when that field is all over that greenskin territory.
Ragged cloack and tunic: 87 armor.
"It's harvesting sessons lads!"
This just reminds me of all those times I played total war as a kid and just sent an elite army against a giant peasant army in skirmish for fun. But this time the peasants are in charge.
I love how even peasants can be good, but the only unit that can't is literally just some college guys carrying a dead guy into battle on a wooden horse. What a surprise.
Hey, that's not how I imagined Legend. He's got emu legs, doesn't he? Doesn't he?!
Seeing this video, we need a mod that changes the skeleton fist moving into the ground from Usirian's Incantation of Vengeance into a middle finger slowly descending. Unplayable at this point!
Step 1: Make a Peasant doomstack
Step 2: Farm, plow and harvest the enemy army to death.
Step 3: Repeat for 200 turns.
Step 4; ???
Step 5: Profit.
I loved the Legend of Total War “CHEESE” meme 😂
“I am Karl, Emperor of Men!”
“Your mother was an Ork and your father smelt of Skaven !”
"What a strange person"
@TheGermanDuck A vile Xenos is a vile Xenos!
What makes the crops grow?
"Blood blood blood!"
Blood and bonemeal. That's why they're fighting the Tomb Kings.
1:23 Now that's a man of culture.
It is much, and it is an honest job.
-peasant, 2020
The knights of brettiona better think twice before they talk shit to peasants again.
This is canonically why the Knights have refused to advance in technology, especially not guns, because they're scared of the peasants.
@@imperator5228 You spelled Saudi-Arabia wrong😂
That old school warcraft voice over, classic 👌
The skull artillery coming in with the skeletor laugh was great
Wasn’t expecting The Legend ‘cheese’ joke. But the roaring laughter echoing through my room shows that it was most enjoyed.
Who needs whole armies of knights? Some gal, peasants and loads of smithies is more than enough to conquer the world.
I need screaming catapult shots with laghing skelator sound.
That ace ventura clip, perfect. Good video, man.
I'll have you know I have the speed of a cat and the reflexes of a mongoose. Throw it! I *dare* you.
Holy crap the armour stack bonus really does work!
The cheese edit did it for me, thanks Mr Okoii
Exceptional work yet again!
I laughed, i cried, and there was mayonnaise on an escalator.
I was hoping to hear the foppish voice line from mordhau on mass of just a bunch of hellos as they rush at settra
Even with big casualties, those are some pretty amazing results for expendable units, and melee infantry at that! Amazing work!
Oh man this has everything! Warcraft 3 Peasant voice lines, James May's Cheese crossed with Legend and all with a majestic Doomstack
Repanse promised feet pics to whatever peasant got the most kills, simping put their stats through the roof.
Also jesus christ that "skeletor has a really good day" screaming catapult caught me off guard.
Feet and hand pics for everyone that kills 5 enemies, who kill the most will recieve shoulder pics
The "Laughing Skeletor" catapults really got me good.
Another great Video from Okoii.
Keep up the good work ma dude.
This is amazing just for the fact your remembered to add the peasant command response from Warcraft 2 ! lol
Warcraft 3*
just came back from shopping - popped that vid with mac'n cheese
and had my day made
I’ve been waiting for this for ages, and somehow it’s even better than I expected. Thanks Okoii!
The level of quality in every single one of these doomstack videos is astounding. Subbed.
I lost it at that Legendoftotalwar part 😂😂😂
I'd like to see this army invade Dr. Phil when his main guest is one of those spoiled brats!
You know the kind that calls everyone else peasants
Okay the legend cameo got me.
That moment when you're not sure if the Ork Horde bellows come from the Orcs or the peasants
This is one of the cleanest videos you've ever put out, no innuendos, nothing
This was one of my favorites, you made them viable and added some quality memes to spice it up!
One of the few channels that deserves like and sub on every video. Keep the good work!
That Skelator laugh on the screaming skull catapult sent me to the floor laughing.
One of the most warhammer things I’ve ever seen is a human army going up against a ork horde, having fairly equally devastating losses, and still winning
The editing and memes were so top notch on this video. I love your stuff Okoii!
Haha your vids are so fkkin entertaining man. Thanks for all the warhammer content.
Sire, the peasants are revolting!
I spat out my tea when I saw the stats lmfao. Holy shit that's amazing 😂
only you can make this into perfection, nice video as of always Okoii.
This is the one I've been waiting for. Thanks for delivering Okoii!
Top tier video. Loved it! Enjoyed the small shout out to Legend as well.
the screaming skeletor skulls really got me, nice
Imagine being an orc, dying to a human untrained in combat, armed with an oversized eating utensil.
An absolute masterpiece, as always
The Bretonnian horse archer hoard, the unbreakable army of the peasant proletariat, who even needs knights?
I think this is the craziest one you've made so far. My respect to you sir
This was incredible, you mad lad you actually did it
Now I really want to see a "Rating Your Doomstack Army" from Legend, but giving him the peasant mob Army of god.
The fact that you had even this much success is god damn insane, congrats buddy :)
4 man peasant army in multiplayer is the greatest thing ever.
Help help! I'm being repressed!
Come see the violence inherent to the system!
Okoii this is your Magnum Opus! Perfection!! Thank you for blessing us plebs with this obviously divine comedy
POV you hurt a chicken in skyrim
“It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.”
Peasant Mobs would beg to differ.
that perfectly cut scream with the ace ventura arrow to the leg. lmao!
I right about lost my shit when I heard the giggling skeletor skulls soaring across the sky. This is so broken it's hilarious xD
Simply awesome vid.
The cheese reference, cheesus crisps.
Gonna treasure that in my cheese filled heart for a long long time. Yes-Yes!
Noice :D I needed a laugh after the dumbass chaos invasion just murdered my Naggarond campaing I spent all afternoon on -.-
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the editing makes every one of these videos worth watching no matter how dumb a concept >_
Imagine being Settra, you were one of the most powerful kings of the ancient world and now you’re an undead abomination hellbent on reclaiming his former glory. Your name inspires fear today just as much as it did in the past.
And then you get killed by a peasant.
Jajajajaja! These is pure gold! You made me laugh several times!
Peasant chopping the head of an orc with a shovel is the most badass thing I've seen today
Missed opportunity to finish this with Warcraft Peasant's "Job done" and showing, like, map completion.
I almost died watching this! We have to appreciate this man and get him more attention,this shiz was golden!!
I lost it. Great video, dude
Am I the only one that comes back to watch this regularly?
FINALLY! THANK YOU!
These videos helped me get through Covid
You know its serious when the peasant mob shows up in full plate
Love the peasant sounds from Warcraft 3 in this, fits so well.
This is the best thing I've ever seen!
ah yes, Mayonnaise and her loyal simps.