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  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 Před 11 měsíci +286

    Your Werner Herzog is on point. 😂

    • @goodun2974
      @goodun2974 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Several of my favorite guitarists did soundtrack work for Herzog films: Richard Thompson did the music for Grizzly Man, and David Lindley (with Henry Kaiser) did music for a film about the Arctic.

    • @kdm_entertainment
      @kdm_entertainment Před 11 měsíci +3

      Haha indeed!

    • @davidethridge5748
      @davidethridge5748 Před 11 měsíci

      You wish this guy would respond to your stupid comment

    • @iiWNMii
      @iiWNMii Před 11 měsíci +4

      The rot and decay of wood. A stark reminder of our own mortality. Like so many passing ships in the night

    • @telecastersaremetal6648
      @telecastersaremetal6648 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I had to pause video…I was dying!😂

  • @gmill7911
    @gmill7911 Před 11 měsíci +236

    As an ardent admirer of Werner Herzog, I thought you did a very commendable impression of both his voice, and his philosophy.

    • @peerpaulin8486
      @peerpaulin8486 Před 11 měsíci +12

      Also as an admirer of Herzog I have to totally agree while still rolling on the floor laughing...

    • @scundoalex
      @scundoalex Před 11 měsíci +5

      So good it was spooky

    • @howardsternssmicrophone9332
      @howardsternssmicrophone9332 Před 11 měsíci +3

      We also got a quick Gary Chalmers the 3rd reference too!

    • @alnicospeaker
      @alnicospeaker Před 11 měsíci +5

      The accent was very good, not only German but also the Bavarian tongue of Herzog came through!

    • @chickenlickin3820
      @chickenlickin3820 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Thought it was more Arnold Schwarzenegger lol

  • @michaelnewell9662
    @michaelnewell9662 Před 11 měsíci +68

    "...and lint" no, Ted you humored ME. a GREAT episode!

  • @arnebroxleirnes418
    @arnebroxleirnes418 Před 11 měsíci +27

    "Darkness & Lint". What a great band name...

  • @spumpstein9374
    @spumpstein9374 Před 11 měsíci +131

    I was 53 seconds into this and feeling way more creeped-out by the Werner Herzog voice than I expected to be. But by 1:02 I am laughing out loud at "it is poignant to imagine the delicate sound of yesteryear...ephemeral joy...". Hilarious. You are the Philomena Cunk of Luthiery.

    • @American_Jeeper
      @American_Jeeper Před 11 měsíci

      Philomena Cunk is a dim bulb who has no idea what she's talking about. Ted is, if anything, her antithesis.

  • @kkupsky6321
    @kkupsky6321 Před 11 měsíci +7

    “In the pocket like Bernard Purdie”… thanks for a laugh for the drummers.

  • @Harrisvoter
    @Harrisvoter Před 11 měsíci +9

    A Bernard Purdy reference is not easy with a Herzog intro , you are the best Twood

  • @stevedowler2366
    @stevedowler2366 Před 11 měsíci +16

    Wow! An homage to Bernie Purdie, master of the funky drum set. Thanks for that little flash from the past.

  • @harrisonandrew
    @harrisonandrew Před 11 měsíci +34

    I thought you had lost it completely at the start of this video. The various volatile organic compounds finally got to Ted. 😂😂 Loved the episode.

  • @Firefly-dy5zc
    @Firefly-dy5zc Před 11 měsíci +54

    The introduction was pure gold. You had me laughing out loud! Really looking forward to seeing this repair to completion.

  • @mikehelton697
    @mikehelton697 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Steamed hams but it’s a 20 minute guitar repair video with a Werner Herzog cameo

  • @PaulAshley
    @PaulAshley Před 11 měsíci +8

    Loved the concluding "darkness and lint" Herzog line! And looking forward to the next installment of this repair.

  • @seal010101
    @seal010101 Před 11 měsíci +24

    Little Dieter needs to fly; but little Werner needs to play.

  • @michaelrice500
    @michaelrice500 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I knew something wonderful in the narration was about to be served up as the camera dove into the abyss and I was not disappointed; LINT! The room still echoes with the reverberations of my mirth! The cat is still on edge, the dog has fled and the children are crying. Bravo!

  • @emmettmarrujo5075
    @emmettmarrujo5075 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I think we need to establish an international “Talk Like Werner Herzog Day”, thanks for the laughs!

  • @jaded_machine
    @jaded_machine Před 11 měsíci +50

    I never comment on videos I watch, its just not in my DNA but here we go! As a musician I find these videos endlessly fascinating. As a bassist I find myself selfishly wishing for more bass content. And as a maker I find your craftsmanship inspiring.
    So after a really difficult day I pop on the tube to take the edge off. And am greeted by this absolutely brilliant Herzog inspired intro. I have to say this was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for bringing some much needed light. Bravo good sir!

  • @hessex1899
    @hessex1899 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I do, however, against my better judgment, love it.

  • @davehunger21
    @davehunger21 Před 11 měsíci +3

    As a long time fan of the channel, but also a drummer that doesn't even know how to hold a guitar, I appreciated the Bernard Purdie "pocket" comment.

  • @uqpmilne
    @uqpmilne Před 11 měsíci +2

    Just when I thought I couldn't love this you tube channel any more than I already do, you hit us with thar fantastic Herzog intro. Brilliant!

  • @christophertanis8374
    @christophertanis8374 Před 11 měsíci +13

    Really, genuinely, wonderful to hear you doing Herzog. And doing him well. As always, Ted, your skills and wonderfully calm yet cynical way of solving problems creatively are a joy to watch.

  • @thecaveofthedead
    @thecaveofthedead Před 11 měsíci +1

    Always love a good Werner Herzog impression. And this was a good one. Laughed out loud at the end. Fascinating project this.

  • @FAMUCHOLLY
    @FAMUCHOLLY Před 11 měsíci +5

    You sir, have truly found your calling! The level of skill and expertise is amazing... but your willingness to share that knowledge and edu-tain us is extraordinary. THANKS FOR THE VDEOS!

  • @garywhitt98
    @garywhitt98 Před 11 měsíci +12

    Ted is a continental treasure. What a talent!

  • @iainguitar
    @iainguitar Před 11 měsíci +3

    That intro was a thing of pure joy. Thank you.

  • @gryfandjane
    @gryfandjane Před 11 měsíci +6

    Interesting project! It's not so much a restoration as a resurrection. I look forward to hearing it sing again!

  • @jimf4492
    @jimf4492 Před 11 měsíci +14

    Thanks for that; I needed a laugh. That was spot-on! I was expecting to hear something tying the guitar to grizzly bears.

    • @plakor6133
      @plakor6133 Před 11 měsíci +1

      From its condition, that guitar may have been used to fight off a grizzly.

  • @martinchamberlain8948
    @martinchamberlain8948 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I'll just pile on here...both your Werner Hertzog impression and the prose for the opening...perfect! Made my day. Thanks!

  • @jefffixesit60
    @jefffixesit60 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I love your sense of humor! If the Werner Herzog doesn't make you giggle, "the teeter has tottered" will. Fabulous show, can't wait to see more of this "resurrection", as another commenter called it. Wash or burn as required, kind Sir!

  • @nellayema2455
    @nellayema2455 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Excellent impression, lol! It's good to see that the old guitar will live to play another day.

  • @walterhambrick8705
    @walterhambrick8705 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I will be looking forward to next week! This was a fun episode. I just hope the bridge area doesn't cave in making your work worthless. Good luck.

  • @picksalot1
    @picksalot1 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Herzog sets the mood for the long and arduous journey of a guitar in need of a rebirth.

  • @PC85X
    @PC85X Před 11 měsíci +2

    Crazy how good you are at your craft, yet fake restoration videos get millions of views.
    I remember the Gibson headstock repair you did and was blown away. We've all seen hundreds of Gibby repaired heads, but yours was by far the cleanest job I've seen 👌

  • @pirateradioFPV
    @pirateradioFPV Před 11 měsíci +2

    For a brief moment I thought it was another great day of saving the bees. The fretboards 👀

  • @jamesoncoffey3752
    @jamesoncoffey3752 Před 11 měsíci +3

    You nailed the intro 👏👏👏
    Well thought out delivery!

  • @kenpinchin780
    @kenpinchin780 Před 11 měsíci +6

    You do such exemplary work, and now I hear Werner Herzog’s voice wonderfully describing this old guitar, brilliant! A perfect melding of philosophy, craftsmanship and dry humor. Love it.

  • @desolatemetro
    @desolatemetro Před 11 měsíci +1

    😂😂 Excellent Werner Herzog. Really cool project I can't wait to see the second half!

  • @EddieVanAidan
    @EddieVanAidan Před 11 měsíci +2

    As someone from the UK, who enjoys the most classic UK sitcom, I can’t help but think of ‘Triggers broom’ when imagining of how this guitar will end up!

    • @ashleysmith3106
      @ashleysmith3106 Před 11 měsíci

      I remember that episode of OF&H ! But I'd heard the joke eons before, as it belonging to an Irish roadsweeper. Wouldn't be P.C. today !

  • @Sungodv
    @Sungodv Před 11 měsíci +6

    these are never long enough and yes, I have watched old vids over and over for the last four or five years.....great work, Ted!

  • @baronoflivonia.3512
    @baronoflivonia.3512 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I have learned more about how a guitar should be constructed/put together, and the methods for doing it from watching your highly enjoyable and instructive video's. Thank You.

  • @jakedeesson1318
    @jakedeesson1318 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Early Washburns were amazing. The closest they ever came to recapturing that quality was when Jonathan Lee was designing for them. Lots of quality stuff from his time there.

  • @JuanDaringMann
    @JuanDaringMann Před 11 měsíci +2

    Time well spent, making a wall hanger playable is commendable.

  • @mattfleming2287
    @mattfleming2287 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Thanks, Ted. I gotta say I get your humor. Always entertaining and informative.
    You do you, Ted. We’ll always watch.

  • @Blitterbug
    @Blitterbug Před 11 měsíci

    Fabulous. It's videos like yours that make CZcams a real alternative to traditional TV programmes. Can't wait for Part II.

  • @CanadianDivergent
    @CanadianDivergent Před 11 měsíci

    the Werner Herzog bit was priceless! It could totally make a great doc! 🤣🤣😆😆

  • @jjclaws
    @jjclaws Před 11 měsíci +2

    Appreciating the superintendent Chalmers quote!

  • @tripencrypt
    @tripencrypt Před 11 měsíci +8

    On your remarkable narration, it was an inspired rendition. Capturing the idiosyncratic voice of a man who, like each guitar you present, has his own lilt and consonance. Thanks again for sharing your art with us. That tiger oak back is incredible!

  • @ericdoe2318
    @ericdoe2318 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany Před 11 měsíci +7

    Insane work for the restoration! Can't wait for part 2! I was glued to the screen the whole time

  • @RichardCharter
    @RichardCharter Před 11 měsíci +1

    I came for the beautiful reparation, and stayed for the impeccable Herzog impression

  • @kbjerke
    @kbjerke Před 11 měsíci +6

    Wow, that's a pretty deep dive! I'm fascinated by the procedure. Can't wait for the next installment. Thanks, Ted!

  • @FairlyUnknown
    @FairlyUnknown Před 11 měsíci +2

    I'm looking forward to seeing this repair completed. It's a ton of work by it needing so much repair, but it looks like the fun kind since nothing is fighting with you and it's more like building a guitar rather than repairing.

  • @ocmonman1
    @ocmonman1 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Fascinating! I can hardly wait until next week. Thanks Ted for such wonderful videos.

  • @acerodriguez6884
    @acerodriguez6884 Před 11 měsíci

    These bigger jobs on these older guitars are just awesome to watch i wish he'd do more of these bigger older jobs. Love everything about it

  • @mnemonik61
    @mnemonik61 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Somebody must really love this old Washburn, because you could probably (almost) *build* him a new one for what this repair's gonna run. 😄
    Also, your Herzog is 'spot on' as the Brits say. Loved it!

  • @PhoenixGuitars
    @PhoenixGuitars Před 11 měsíci +1

    Totally on point Werner. All your references are great today. Appreciate the good mood Skinner!!!

  • @jcm78
    @jcm78 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Been listening to Bernard Purdy all week. I’ve been on a SD kick recently.

  • @multishit6664
    @multishit6664 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "only darkness..and LINT" had me just about pissing on myself.

  • @jakebopp6009
    @jakebopp6009 Před 11 měsíci +8

    I love this channel so much.

  • @In_MT
    @In_MT Před 11 měsíci +1

    Love the Werner Herzog Narration. Great director, and Podcast Narrator ;-)

  • @thegeekdude67
    @thegeekdude67 Před 11 měsíci +2

    This a great series for this one. Can’t wait for the next episode!
    😎👏

  • @mellowvids9637
    @mellowvids9637 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Great ! looking forward to part two.

  • @matthewpocock4824
    @matthewpocock4824 Před 11 měsíci

    Steamed hams 😅😅 I enjoyed watching the loving care she received. What a grand old Lady.

  • @Ukedc259
    @Ukedc259 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “Some see harmony in luthiary, but when I look into the dark void of the guitar’s sound hole all I see is murder and chaos. The music of the spheres is a fallacy. Existence stretches away from us on all sides, uncaring, soulless, absent of meaning or purpose. Dm, Em, F#, Bm, F, E, Am. Chaos.”

  • @azbababooey
    @azbababooey Před 11 měsíci +2

    Ok, I’m pissing myself laughing at that beginning! That was awesome!!

  • @randybecker7339
    @randybecker7339 Před 11 měsíci +1

    That little parlor is getting the complete spa treatment! It's gonna feel so good when it's all done!

  • @jeffthevideoguy23
    @jeffthevideoguy23 Před 11 měsíci +2

    🎶Well we never miss a chance, we get up and dance and to the Purdie shuffle. 🎶

  • @srt8speed
    @srt8speed Před 11 měsíci +3

    Watching you remove that neck was awesome. You make it look easy but only a simpleton would believe it is! Very enjoyable video Ted !! Thanks

  • @grene1955
    @grene1955 Před 11 měsíci

    This was both your most humorous and one of your most interesting vids. I love your sense of humor! Your craftsmanship, of course, is outstanding as usual!!!

  • @davidgibson5756
    @davidgibson5756 Před 11 měsíci +1

    That was wonderful. Werner Herzog is an amazing director

  • @nicolen.9642
    @nicolen.9642 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Herzog beginning is hilarious 😂!

  • @brc8387
    @brc8387 Před 11 měsíci

    My favorite CZcams luthier.
    The woodworking skills of Norm Abrams.
    The patient, caring vocal tones of Bob Ross.
    The beard, humor and attitude of the Canadian national treasure, Red Green.
    PLUS an awesome guitar player.

  • @scottjustscott3730
    @scottjustscott3730 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Three words and I knew exactly who you were supposed to be. Can't wait to hear your Klaus Kinski!

  • @65tiasquam
    @65tiasquam Před 11 měsíci +2

    Brilliant intro. Your mind is a treasure.

  • @guyincognito1423
    @guyincognito1423 Před 11 měsíci +2

    It's like watching Grizzly Man but feeling actual sympathy for the focus of the film.

  • @anthonyb5279
    @anthonyb5279 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Very nice master level stuff there. I enjoy watching people that know what they are doing do it right.

  • @arybolanos752
    @arybolanos752 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Man I love you videos and can truly say that I am bummed out that I have to wait a week to see more on this guitar. I guess this becomes a better subscribe to a channel moment. Thanks

  • @chriswilliams1096
    @chriswilliams1096 Před 11 měsíci +1

    One of your best, Ted. Can't wait to hear the soothing tones and demonstrations of mastery that will comprise your next video.
    The subtle comedy also tickles my British funny bone - don't underestimate the value of your personality in these YT masterpieces.

  • @J.C...
    @J.C... Před 11 měsíci +1

    Last time I saw a Washburn this old, ****** String Works was tearing up one from 1890s. When he did, his reply was "well you gotta do what you gotta do". No, J----. You didn't have to break that guitar from the 1890s to fix it. He's sooooooo bad.

  • @user-to6nk7ny1p
    @user-to6nk7ny1p Před 11 měsíci +1

    Ted Ted Ted…
    A stellar Warner Herzog impression and a Simpson’s steamed hams reference?? Keep it coming!

    • @charlesclark3840
      @charlesclark3840 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Werner has voiced characters in 4 (four!) episodes. (I had to look that up; I thought there was one, only to find more than one.)

  • @cytoplast0161
    @cytoplast0161 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I'm looking forward to see how this turns out. I'm a washburn man myself so I really want to see how this one sounds. Also...very nice werner impression.

  • @dennisreeves632
    @dennisreeves632 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Fun project. Looking forward to next week.

  • @adammono1839
    @adammono1839 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Bernard purdie, superintendent chalmers, werner hertzog, this video has it all!

  • @NitroModelsAndComics
    @NitroModelsAndComics Před 11 měsíci +2

    Outstanding! So on point. I always thought everyone can do a voice if they just pick the right one. I can do many. Your Werner is excellent.

  • @peterstephen1562
    @peterstephen1562 Před 11 měsíci

    This luthier from New Zealand / Aotearoa finds a good deal of cultural sympathy and enjoyment of your resigned humor.
    Also the soldering iron and realistic conscientious work.

  • @wthompso9
    @wthompso9 Před 11 měsíci +1

    One of your best, I think, and that is saying something, because they are all pretty damn good. I learn something every time. Cheers!

  • @realtofuboy
    @realtofuboy Před 11 měsíci

    omg Ted, I couldnt stop laughing at the spot on Werner Herzog impression. Keep up the great work!

  • @Kevin-the-Just
    @Kevin-the-Just Před 2 měsíci

    "..into the void. Nothing but darkness... and lint". 😂😂 Luv it.

  • @kotymccallister5150
    @kotymccallister5150 Před 11 měsíci

    Definitely following this one out until the end. There's just something awesome about watching an old guitar go from poo to awesome.
    You sir, are very talented.

  • @pauleandersonmusic
    @pauleandersonmusic Před 11 měsíci

    Haha! That's an excellent Herzog impression! I had to rewatch the intro again. Good times

  • @kkjhn41
    @kkjhn41 Před 11 měsíci +3

    True fact, if you can do Warner Herzog, you can also do Christoph Waltz and John Malkovich with just some small adjustments.

  • @kmwilde
    @kmwilde Před 11 měsíci +2

    Werner and steamed hams in the same episode? Oh my, now I’ve got the vapors.

  • @alexbostelle287
    @alexbostelle287 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Man of many talents, I was waiting for the amateurish hyperbolic annunciation and cliche overkill but your rendition was keen and adept like your guitar restorations . Fun as well!!

  • @jimroberts8960
    @jimroberts8960 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Beautiful channeling of Herzog! You’re a natural!

  • @kylemoran4343
    @kylemoran4343 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Loved the opening voice portraying Herzog !
    I also loved the "in the pocket" comment about Bernard "Pretty" Purdie ! One of my all time favorite drummer dudes ! You are a marvel Ted !

  • @BillJones
    @BillJones Před 11 měsíci

    You have a newfound ease with your humor. This was delightful.

  • @telecasterbear
    @telecasterbear Před 11 měsíci +1

    An extra bit of humour de Canada this week. Splendid.

  • @chickenlickin3820
    @chickenlickin3820 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Your work is always so good that bridge fabrication is amazing, well done Ted.

  • @JonathanDooly
    @JonathanDooly Před 11 měsíci

    I am loving the commentary jokes on this video. Love your work.

  • @theverseshed
    @theverseshed Před 11 měsíci

    Probably the best of Ted's videos I've seen for a very long time . . . not just the Whacky Herzogian starter, but the whole bevy of details and shots.
    That new bridge is a thing of beauty.
    Am seriously looking forward to part 2.
    Great job . . . and I LOVED the hammer tattoo. So inappropriate for a man of such skill.

  • @swbusby
    @swbusby Před 11 měsíci +2

    Looking forward to watching the progress on this one.