WE MUST GO EVEN FASTER - Ace Combat 5
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- guys it got worse
YES I KNOW BILLY MITCHELL IS A CHEATER
SHUT UP ABOUT IT
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I spent too much time on this video
DISCLAIMER: These facts are not 100% accurate, my friend Mike did his best with the math.
This was recorded on PCSX2 EMULATOR, not an actual PS2
songs (in order)
Gymnopedie No. 1 (Erik Satie)
Wii Shop Channel
Outro (Vulfpeck)
Entrance Victory (Mortal Kombat Sega Genesis OST)
Summers, Eternal Tourist Trap (Earthbound OST)
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire $500k question music
In the Hall of the Mountain King (Erik Satie, composed by Kreig)
Soft Parade (Vulfpeck)
“Meeting at Midnight” stock music
Also Sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)
Cornered (Ace Attorney Soundtrack)
Ace Combat 6 OST: Online Menu
Ace Combat 6 OST: Chandelier - Hry
"The higher you fly, the quicker you die."
-Sun Tzu
Zanny mate
The art of war
@@barontuna I know it's a sun su meme
@@ultknight3135 sun su
“Sun Tzu said that, and I bet he knows a little more about Belkans than you do sweetheart!”
-Soldier, 2015
“Honey is that a jet coming towards us?”
“I don’t-“
[turns into ash]
Not even atoms are left lmaoooooo.
FTL Kinetic Impactor
@@myusername3689 gone... reduced to... um
@@ethanbolger6690 quarks?
@@Tensho_C maybe? Also I saw this when it was 5 hours ago, you saw it when it was 5 days ago
Cole: im gonna break the light barrier
You mean the sound barrier right?
Cole: no
DID I STUTTER?
nvm guess i'll evacuate this solar system with my discovery before that jet colllapses it
……………………… *No………………………………..*
@@PureWater_MW_Koreatrust me, that won’t be enough.
“Is it possible to learn this power?”
“Not from Osean.”
BURN OSEA TO THE GROUND!
Belkan witchcraft
BELKAN bullshittery
Who needs V2 when you have a fully loaded MiG-31 hitting the altitude limit, am I right, guys?
So this is what really split Belka
There are no borders. There are no clothes to take off. There is no meme.
"What have borders even given us?" A space between for some extra headstones.
@@legoeasycompany BORDERS ARE MENT TO BE BROKEN
I swear, one of these days you'll accidentally go into Plaid.
We must watch his career with great interest.
@@kabob0077 The sky’s the limit.
@@Iffy350 Or not with the glitch he was going for originally.
I get that reference.
pfft, fuck going to plaid....dudes gone full camouflage
4:52 You flew so far *down* through the map, that your jet broke through the bottom of existence. It then loaded itself back on the top to get a *higher* altitude from where it started.
Didn't know you were into planes, Bladed. Then again, your channel logo is the ISAF logo from Ace Combat 4, and you made the Sky Eye Birthday joke a while back, so I shouldn't be surprised
BUT BLADED WHERE'S THE- *overflow errors itselfs out of reality*
ah the legend
ngl the only reason that made me click you when i saw my first vid from you was the channel icon xD, but i decided to stay
Minder fuck
@@julianguastadisegno the Miata was atomized as the jet slammed into the earth at a high enough speed to annihilate the entire solar system
"Blaze, push the power up and get out of that stall!"
"Light speed it is then."
ZZOOOOOOOOOOOOM
nnnnNNNNNEOOOOOOOMMMMmmmmm
Your jet would turn into a loose cloud of plasma that would slice through the crust of the Earth so quickly its atoms wouldn't have enough time to interact with the Earth. You would literally ghost through the Earth like you never existed, and then you'd obliterate some Galaxy in the next super-cluster with Planck-sized gamma rays.
Holy shit so light speed?
@@ItsSnapu Faster Than That
"if something goes that fast what proof do we have of its existence..."
if you know the movie you know :)
@@candycilluffo2200 Nothing can go faster than light.
@@ikat_tracer who told you that
Nobody:
Blaze: “I’m going to make Ulysses look like a joke.”
Perfect
Ulysses did a small amount of damage to the economy
But blaze will double that
Blaze: 7 nukes? V2? Check THIS out!
@@mineko2219 You mean times it by 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%
Im a Joke to you?
*Stall* :
When smooth airflow over the airplane's wings is disrupted, resulting in loss of lift.
Ace Combat 5:
Stall is when you keep your momentum and torpedo into the earth
"Don't worry, our aces are faster than theirs!"
You sure about that?
They might not be as good in a close battle ... because you speed up even half a second .. and you will colide with either moon or ISS xD .. or even both
@@Shaymin28 or anything in the solar system
@@Shaymin28With the SOLG :v
"Oh my *goooOOO*-"
"Can I get 2 million Chicken Nuggets?"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*
I'm wheezing
no
now you can have 2 million chicken nuggets
2 MILLION CHICKEN NUGGETS TO SAVE 1 CHICKEN
How many chickens had to get neutered to place that order.
Imagine being in a race in the millenium falcon and getting beat by this guy in a MiG-31
Imagine going hyperspeed and getting passed by a mig31 that makes you look like you're sitting still
The Soviets really were ahead of their time
@Nelli and solarsystems, apparently
yeah cause C is around 8000 mph.....
No...millennium falcon is around 10 times luminal speed. This mig-25, at the end of this video, is over 7000 times luminal speed.
"Yo buddy, still alive?"
"...no"
> NO
"Mom! I want a light speed in star wars!"
"We have a light speed at home"
Light speed at home:
Fuck it, this is cooler.
The funny thing is, he’s actually going about 3 times the speed of light
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Cole isnt insane, he got different results everytime
Yeah but he isn't not insane because he got different results.
Per definition he is insane but it's very comparable to weight lifting.
You are doing the same thing every time, but expecting a different outcome.
It's common sense that training something means roughly doing the same thing over and over again.
Also as he stated his tries always progressed in some sort, in terms of getting faster and faster, building up speed.
he's not doing the same thing because each time he's going faster, changing the experiment slightly
@@dodecahedron1 did u even read my whole comments?
@@ikat_tracer that’s not even the actual definition of insanity, it’s just a popular quote that many people think is the definition.
@@dodecahedron1 Not changing the experiment, just the results
Alternative title: "Man creates nuclear warhead out of a Cold War era plane, because why not?"
Actual Alternative Title: Cole goes full GrayStillPlays.
Literally how the MiG-31K was made.
Noice
More like the catalyst of the false vacuum collapse
That title is probably something GrayStillPlays would use for a video
"I push myself further and faster than anyone has ever gone before.
Faster than light and thought.
I race around the globe, leaving light in my wake.
*AND THIS... IS... TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOOND* " - coleisprettygreat circa 2020
“As you may know one of my favorite pass times at this game is to slam 60 million dollar Jets into the ground”
Accurate
"Beware the demons of Razgriz."
"Enter the Demon Lord of the Round Table."
"Go dance with the angels!"
"Stick with Trigger and you'll make it."
AC8: "The higher you fly, the quicker you die."
Indeed
@@Demon_of_Razgriz AC9: they’ve gone into plaid
@@keisufederationmapping2748 AC10: EARTH IS SO BORING LULZ WE GOING INTO SPACE
@Nelli YEP
No joke, I could see AC8 having a superweapon that obliterates planes over a certain altitiude, and those words become the main character's survival mantra.
Another fun fact: Humanity is actually capable of creating a 1 gigaton weapon, as designs like the Tsar Bomba are scalable. It was supposed to be 100MT but the Russians tuned it down. Theoretically, you could keep adding stages to a Teller-Ulam design to increase yield.
Humanity 'can', but they haven't. Mostly because nuclear yield has diminishing returns past a certain point.
50 megatons is actually really, _really impractical,_ compared to just using a multitude of smaller kiloton yield weapons to 'carpet bomb' an area.
Not to mention that most Tsar Bomba-like yields are too large and too heavy for most missile delivery systems. In stark contrast, a single ICBM system might carry, say, 12 individual warheads of kiloton yield, and they can all accurately target separate areas individually (so a single ICBM with 12 warheads = 12 cities could be hit simultaneously).
You can probably imagine how exponentially this would scale up, if multiple ICBMs get launched simultaneously...
@@Taltharius yes but you forget the important fact that *big explosion = big cool*
@@KriegsverbrechenGaming Don't get me wrong; if we could get the giant mushroom clouds _without_ all that nasty fallout, I'd be all for that.
It would basically be just a giant fireworks display, yes?
@@Taltharius great to see we understand each other.🤝
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"
Dr. Ian Malcolm.
“I am the air you breath, and that air will give you Cancer” best fucking thing I’ve heard all day
AcTuAlLy, if any particle with any mass travels at the speed of light it would contain infinite energy, enough to vaporize literally the entire observable universe an infinit amount of times, so not just earth and your plane would be gone, it would literally be the end of the entire universe
Taps forehead
No problem if they can't catch me
let's do it
So that’s why light is the speed limit
So what you’re implicating is that FTL drives are virtually impossible unless you want to annihilate the entire universe
@@johnoaker1232 yes
" *The higher you fly,*
*The quicker you die* "
- Coleisprettygreat, 2020
Praise me for the 100th like on your comment
after watching this... this came up in my mind...
"He went Ludicrous Speed!"
"They've gone to plaid!"
@@jimmyseaver3647 Spaceballs the Reply
“If a man beats his own record that many deemed impossible, then he has done the impossible.”
Clear voice, decent editing skills, good choice in music. You have the makings of great CZcams. What other content do you plan on making?
makings of great CZcams.
One of my favorite
Right? He;s like an early hbomberguy
War Thunder
Tl;dr: Cole goes 47,600x the speed of light and vaporizes himself.
and the solar system. Don't forget that. He outdid Belka and the US simultaneously
European Union: Spends billions of dollars building a particle accelerator.
Cole: Planes stalling at their service ceiling can be fired into the ground fast enough to become a proton beam. If you do it just right, you can even disprove the Theories of General and Special Relativity.
The speed of light isn't the maximum possible speed. The speed of light is about 1/4 the speed of MiG, the new universal maximum speed. This is a new constant, a sped which cannot be exceeded due to the stack overflow limit.
I hereby submit my thesis for peer review and I look forward to being awarded the Nobel Award for my contributions to Physics.
The way your comment is laid out, it looks like it's saying "If you do it just right, you can ...
Read more"
Some h shape constant: f***
@@jessegd6306 you got me
So by that logic, reality is 32-bit?
"The speed of light is about a quarter the speed of a MiG"
Accurate statement if this was War Thunder.
As the ol adage goes...
"The problem with being faster then the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness." ~ Sanic
4:56 / 7:02
10:45
Actually, since you expressed earlier that you are going way faster than the speed of light, and Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light years away without time dialation, I think you straight up reversed time dialation. I think what you meant was that it would take 484 days relative to Earth time, meaning that someone on Earth would have to wait 484 days for you to get there at that speed, but for you, it would be literally instant. How relativity works is that for the person in the spacecraft, time becomes less and less relative to the person in the spacecraft until the speed of light, where time relative to the passenger of the space craft is literally zero. None. Zero time. No minutes, seconds, nanoseconds, pecoseconds, no anything relative to the passenger. To an outside observer, you would take 484 days to get there, but to you, it would literally be nothing. You wouldn't age at all, you wouldn't even comprehend that time had passed at all. You would just look out the window and see the sun, but after light speed it would literally just instantaneously switch to alpha centauri and time relative to you would be the same while relative to everyone else it would take 484 days. For it to take 1.5 million years, you would directly contradict your math earlier of a rocket going 20,000 mph reaching there in 100,000 years relative to everyone.
Holy shit.....
Cole legit became the first time traveler
Holy sweet mother of god...
it wouldn't just be zero, at several times the speed of light he'd be going backwards in time breaking causality by arriving before he left
@@dodecahedron1 Which means he could turn around, fly back and then there'd be two (or more) infinitely fast Migs zipping around. Though turning around could not be done since it would require infinite amounts of power due to the infinite inertia from flying at these impossible speeds. But hey it's outside of the realm of physics, so maybe you'll just turn into some sort of pure energy being and do whatever you want at that point.
7:26 Me after realizing that the speed is the signed thirty-two bit integer limit: *we go 2147483647 to -2147483648 real quick*
Belka: We didn’t do anything wrong!!
Blaze slamming into the ground faster than the speed of light itself: Hold my Mig
Grunder industries: *sweats nervously*
Belkans: DELET THIS NAHUI
"You cant catch me in the grey area"
Yeah? Tell that to Ferarri.
Engine.mp4
and he used a picture of Seb in the video
I guarantee you that if Mihaly was in AC 5, he could still rail you with EML no matter what.
Only a Belkan would scheme this up.
Correction: The second you hit that speed, you would instantly collapse into a black hole.
I would have liked but it is on 123 so I would have been arrested.
One moment you're playing video games, the second, you transcend reality itself.
Legend has it, he went so fast that he merged with spacetime itself, and is still zooming to this day
Damn, those MiG-31's are build quite sturdy being able to survive the acceleration from mach 3 to faster than light speed in a matter of microseconds.
*Damn Belkans*
U could say there
Built different
Pretty sure the MiGs are Yuktobanian aircraft.
when you search in Bing:
*"how to make a nuke"*
hey google, how do i kill 1 million people
Google: Split an atom
Bing: MiG-34 go high
10:22 I'm glad the speed record hasn't gotten to his head
8:50 why did I expect to hear "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"
I crave these extremely specific kinds of videos. The editing, the music and the genuine pursuit of nonsensical science-it's beautiful. I love that you managed to inject your own personality into something so goddamn ridiculous and help keep the viewer on your level. You've successfully driven this glitch into the ground; literally, metaphorically and in the best way possible.
I've never seen something explained so perfectly in my entire life
Yes!
Yes
" i am everywhere, i am the air you breath, that gives you cancer"
the fully loaded mig 31
The earth is flat
@@timothyscranton7358 No, everyone knows the earth is a MiG-21
7:45 You can go faster but the sistema wouldn't register that because you pass off the limit of numbers that are use to show how fast you go
1:50
"Can't go any faster than this"
*sees* *extra* *5* *minutes*
"Are you sure about that?"
"Yes! That's right baby, that's what I like to see" - small nuclear bomb going 5000000 mph
Technically... you actually can go faster... just that the speedometer would either not show a higher number, or show a lower number depending on how the number overflowed. its entirely possible that you are going at int.max speed per frame... instead of per hour.
I like how this went from funny haha moments, to transcending space-time.
When you commit warcrimes in the belligerent's home territory and civilian areas, but most of your units in the AO are foreign mercenaries - 8:14 to 8:20
So, that's why the are called the Grey men huh...
Belka should've just could've called this guy to do the work.
This is the first video of yours that I have seen and I am crying with laughter. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages! Earned yourself a new sub thank you
This is one of the greatest videos I've ever watched on CZcams. And it was released on my birthday. I'll take that as a birthday gift lol
I just watched the prequrl like 2 hours ago, needless to say was excited to see a video so quickly after, thank you!
more fun facts from my friend Mike:
"...if you laid that many Taco Bell crunch wraps on a football field (end to end, side by side, stack on each other) it would be about 51x23x4.6E+15 wraps in dimensions. That is 71.8 billion miles tall. Pluto is 3.2 billion miles from earth."
Also, I wouldn't consider this an actual record unless I did it on my actual copy with a real PS2 (or maybe the ps4 version). I know Billy Mitchell is a fraud, but I can't edit the video again, so...
give me your chicken nugget
Okay, I'll try this. How do you screen record a ps2?
at the time stamp 5:00 you are going mach 949004.100754
and at 7:32 you go mach 2798866.150306
@@mikuhatsunegoshujin he is using pc emulator
9:14 the way his voice just keeps on going scares me
THIS WAS SO SICK BRO
please make more ace content, I'm a Project Wingman player and i love seeing what the other competition is producing! this was hilarious too
Little fun fact, you can get under the map without the use of whatever cheat in free flight.
They're little slips, or squares (i call it the borderless world) under the map in the corners of each, if not all, maps that aren't flat.
But nice job achieving godly speed as far as it could take you man.
I knew about the hole in the south-eastern corner of M27's map, not about the others. Which makes me wonder, why are these holes there in the first place? Were they some kind of backdoor the developers used to check something or what?
@@stemmarb7r751 i have no clue as to why, i can also guess that these borderless holes are in ACZ but that one's free flight doesn't go all the way out to the very edge of the map, as I've tried.
I thought for a while it was for special buildings like the ACES tunnel, Cruik fortress, etc. but it could also be just something the devs turned a blind eye to after all these years.
"Borderless world"
*Larry Foulke wants to know your location.*
@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 I was just about to say that!
That's what Pixy wanted.A world without borders
“I have tried this glitch in Ace Combat Zero, 6, and 7. It doesn’t work.”
**looks at Ace Combat 4** *HMMMMM*
As funny as it would be, I doubt the glitch would work in Ace Combat 4 because of how different the game's flight physics are - They're heavier and, dare I say it, more realistic than 5.
@@GoredonTheDestroyer Depends on how you account for it. The F15/MTSD is so mobile that I can't play in First Person Mode effectively.
@@LuizAlexPhoenix We're talking about a specific glitch, and how it might or might not work with the more primitive physics of Ace Combat 4, though.
@@LuizAlexPhoenix S/MTD, not /MTSD. Close enough, though, you got the letters right.
And that's my favorite plane ever, my username is even named after it!
F-15S/MTD is my waifu.
But the MIG-31 is not available on Ace Combat 4, and I don't remember what is the fastest plane on that game...
Dude, thank you so much for this nostalgia trip you just gave me.
I used to play this game when I was a kid so much...god bless you for bringing back so much memories.
9:41 thats how much calories there is in your mom's breakfast
awesome xD
Fancy seeing you here
Oh shit I remember when your Onward VR videos were first getting popular
Well I'll be damned
It's the knife wielding, gun slinging viper himself
There is your 420th Like.
@@dm856w3 WE DID IT
The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.
But if you have a flash light also going the speed of light and turn it on, can you see that light?
Not true. You'd actually be travelling fast enough to catch up to photons travelling directly away from you. Meaning you'd run into photons travelling in every single direction. You wouldn't be surrounded by darkness. What would actually happen is the cosmic microwave background radiation would actually be striking you with wavelengths so short they would make gamma rays look like VLF radio... You would receive a lethal dose of ionizing radiation in approximately 1 femtosecond.
But for the scientifically retarded, sure. What you said.
@@jamielonsdale3018 don't go throwing unnecessary jabs when you got your information from Google. lmao
@@jamielonsdale3018 r/iamverysmart
Rare footage of experimental Balkan Super Weapon. Results: promising
Yes
I completely forgot about this video and I’m happy about it because I got to rewatch this handsome man break the universe again
And he's flying higher
King of the sky
He's flying too fast
And he's flying too high
Flies in SABATON
r/UnexpectedSabaton
And he’s flying
AND HES FLYING
*AND HES FLYING...*
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
@@lemmonboy6459 SHIROYAMAAAAA
*HIGHEEEERRRRRRR*
Dude went about the speed of light. Say goodbye to everything you know and love.
For reference, the bomb that hit Hiroshima was equivalent to 0.74g of mass impacting the ground at the speed of light.
This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb, or about 15,000 Tsar Bombas.
Put another way, this 'bomb' makes the Krakatau eruption look like a firecracker.
Also, at the end of the video, he went about 4x the speed of light. Physics is irrelevant at that speed.
Don't you just love it when you go fast you break reality XD
"This MiG-31, fully loaded, weighs about 30,000,000 grams. Hitting the ground at the speed of light, it would release approximately 40 million times the energy of the Hiroshima bomb"
Nope the energy would be infinite since anything with rest mass larger than 0 takes infinite energy to get to speed of light.
Wait if something were to ever go that speed you would serioisly ignore physics. Does that mean you can teleport?
@@joelikespotatoes8321 no because teleportation is going from on place to another without any kind of pathway
@@petrkinkal1509 If time and space have a quanta, can't you use that to calculate the maximum energy that will affect a particles real velocity, so long as the distance or time is finite?
I'm pretty sure there's an Oh-My-God particle out there that, from its inertial frame, hasn't experienced 1 planck second yet... which means from its reference frame it's kept up with nearby photons.
Given enough time it'll lose the race, of course, but I can calculate the energy required to do that as long as distance or time isn't infinite.
Bro, your content is amazing! The quality on this is really something else. Bravo!
I hope you’re making more content because I have never laughed harder by seeing you hit speeds that may take a chunk of the earth off from the crash tbh but dude I love this
I feel like Cole is affiliated with South Belka Munitions Factory with the amount of destructive potential he did
Just a hunch
He designed the v2
At 4:56, the world gets to witness the Mig-31breaking the speed of light (assuming the speed is in mph, 728,141,568mph => 1.086c) for the first time in recorded history, a first for interstellar space exploration!
This may be hard to do and I'm not sure if this would even work but if you could access the game code somehow you might be able to change the way the data is held to wrap extra score around the max size of the what's most likely an integer or float data type. So when it hits the max it resets all the way back to -2147483647 + the extra score so theoretically you could calculate your extra score later by counting the amount of times it wrapped or how much extra would be added to it. Sorry if this is wrong I just code and make games in my free time and am not an expert but I think it might work :)
At 2:55 he just sounds like moistcritikal
"The Higher you fly, the quicker you die" and that is why don't do drugs kids. this man spits straight facts
Challenge: for every 6 digit speed record he makes, you must provide the hentai doujin title of it
Okay
141568: HomeRun
556906: Not Found
313953: Watashi-tachi no Ie ni Pet ga Yattekita
365250: Not Found
599900: Not Found
339272: Not Found
745280: Not Found
842048: Not Found
821696: Not Found
156608: Co Bizyutsukan
335168: Not Found
779328: Not Found
642048: Not Found
483647: Not Found
When it got over 6 digits I just took the 6 digits from within the numbers so yeah.
....I have nothing better to do...
@@moerukaze5464 You madlad
@@moerukaze5464 This guy right here, he is a certified professional my people
@@moerukaze5464 holy fuck we got a code red over here
@@moerukaze5464 when reaching 6+ digits try from the farther right to left or farther left to right. That is, if the numbers dont show anything on the first try
Oh man. It was so unreal, yet at the same time, so very believable. I laughed so hard, I almost cried. Thank you so much for this wildly entertaining video!!!!
im at 7:08 and the speed on screen assuming its a mig 31 its kinetic energy is 1.93135E+16 MJ (megajoules ) and a mj is equal to 1000000 joules or 1.93135e+22 joules
So that's why they're called the "Ghosts of Razgriz."
I assume you're not taking relativistic effects into account when calculating the Foxhound's kinetic energy, and the game sure as hell ain't - but I still feel obligated to point out the fact that as a body of mass approaches the speed of light, its kinetic energy approaches infinity, which is why you can't reach the speed of light.
His plane's like a child: "Oh yeah!? Well I can produce 3 infinity kinetic energy!" xDDD
@Giovanni palacios My mom is faster than your mom.
I rewatch this video about every 6 months
Thank you for your content
5:11 Atom speed
4:19 You are hitting the Earth with about 2.97934x10^13 Joules worth of energy. To give some perspective, a hydrogen bomb releases 1x10^17. So a little under a HYDROGEN BOMB
AC5: 728141568 knots
Also AC5: [STALL]
When you finally managed to outrun light only to realize you now have to outrun darkness.
Just found this gem of a channel. Great video. Did laugh.
2:26 at that speed you just slamed into the ground harder then all the 7 nukes belka used combined
7:02 I knew before I even looked it up that's the 32-bit integer limit
One of the best videos I've ever seen, subscribed, loved the ending monologue
4:12
Would you like to have a drink with that sir?
"Needless to say, my jimmies have been thoroughly rustled." - Best sentence from a CZcams video, ever.
“You can’t touch me I am in the grey area”
"I'm wasting millions of taxpayers money"
Well, since it's a MiG31 at least it's the Russian taxpayers 😏
what did they do to you
This is my new favorite video, already have watched it like 20 time, you are really funny.
You have reached the peak performance, man. At this rate, you are creating something that Capt. Torres has always been dreaming of...
When his speed gets to like 300k it reminds me of that control room scene in Chernobyl where the power shoots way up and the reactor explodes. "Not great, not terrible."
Imagine being in a like 20 gen spaceship and you get beaten in speed by a 4 gen mig 31
'I AM THE AIR YOU BREATHE, AND THAT AIR WILL GIVE YOU CANCER.'
Congratulations, those last three minutes in particular have earned you my sub. XD
I instantly recognized that number as max cash on Runescape. Iconic, it's the highest number that javascript would allow when the game was created.