The Windows Update Song - LOLNEIN
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Written, produced, and animated by LOLNEIN
Mastered by: / dansueman
Lyrics:
You crack your thumbs, sit down, and run
Over the headphone cord
Drop heaps of crumbs of your sweet bun
Deep into my keyboard
And then you type with these
Fingers that are still not clean
I can live with dirty keys
But you let others touch my screen
Every day I watch you
Living the Adobe Suite life
Makes me want to
Office myself three sixty five
You take a break from working
Get up and leave so I'm
Releasing something that's been lurking
It is payback time
CHORUS
I've got an update
Want me to restart now or wait
Too late
You left an open file
Did not save for a while
Turn off and on
Oh no, and now it's gone
Do as you dictate
Your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry
Log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop
Appearing on your desktop
You think you're WindowsGyver
Since you plugged in a device
Installed an ancient driver
And then only crashed it twice
Yet don't get it needs to buffer
'Cause your internet is crap
So you want to see me suffer
And give me a wimpy slap
You play some fancy games
Can't you hear I'm out of breath
You want those golden sixty frames
But get blue screens of death
You take a break from playing
Get up and leave so I'm
Releasing what you kept delaying
It is payback time
CHORUS
Users fall for every scam
Each contact in their outlook
Eventually gets harmful spam
I feel like a death notebook
What use is the best barrier
When they're the virus carrier
Hot singles in your area
They cheer, the more the merrier
CHORUS - Zábava
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Here's a new song and animation! If you like it, you can support me by liking, commenting, sharing, streaming, subscribing, and/or becoming a Patron: www.patreon.com/lolnein
I really enjoy making these songs and I couldn't do it without you :)
Thank you all so much!
iam from 9gag... try to create like parody ( meatcanyon )
or like Metal Ball studio.. it will help you
Thank you for another catchy one! I admire the work you put in this. I'm definitely sharing.
Goddamn.. This is going to be on loop!!
Catchy as hell!
Your songs are beyond catchy.
Also, I have an unearthly desire to hear you say "capitulate"
Danke
This is why I say “thank you computer” from time to time
i can't wake if i don't listen at 0:45
Ans while you're at it, blow out your keyboard with a can of compressed air. That shit's nasty!
@@MewtwosDestany Won't be a problem for the custom mech keyboard guys - we'll just do a full teardown and deep clean the whole board, and maybe swap the keycaps while we're at it. Dusting is constant, and we lube them switches too.
I even kiss my laptop
this is why I already reinstalled windows on my PC 13 times in 2 years (due to windows updates and drivers, not viruses)
"Your actions taught me how to hate."
-Windows
primate
lol reminds me of the ai that became a racist nazi when given input from Twitter
@@_awkwardness_5884 so it turned into one of the bad sides of twitter. great.
Not sure if racism needs to be mentioned when talking about nazis
@@_awkwardness_5884 LINK
The headphones screaming is just too funny… (IDK but it may have influenced me to get Bluetooth headphones when someone broke my old ones by stoving it into a bag and breaking it in half)
This man is so good at making custom songs! Really shows what a computer can or can’t handle from a person who is messy/doesn’t take care of their computer.
what do you mean "custom song"
As an IT tech... This is gold... pure gold!
Especially 2:30
I’m a sysadmin and I’m sending this to my whole team on Monday
hey i made your comment 69th likes hahaha
314 likes
Wait doesent this mean youd kinda be their god to an extent
"Do as you dictate, your actions taught me how to hate" is a power line and I will be using it from now on
Menacing
p
Dont forget about "primate"
You kind of confuse me
I'm pretty sure it is a reference to "I have no mouth, but I must scream".
1st anniversary of this song and it's still incredibly catchy!
i've been listening to this on loop for that amount of time.
I. regret. nothing.
@Windowskey02 amogus
Nearly two!
Yep
2
As someone with a deep flat voice, it's amazing seeing how LOLNEIN can rock with his deep voice!
No replies and not of likes? Lemme fix that...
1 reply and 46 likes? Let me fix that :D
We need to share LOLNEIN more, this guy doesn't get enough views for the quality of his work.
Thank you so much
He is new. Give it time. Btw I came here from r/funny
True!
@@ankit619 Yea me too, i had to check this out. Im glad!
I agree.
Banger
Carrément.
On est bien d'accord mon cher.
Exact
Trop grave de ouf
Heyy hardisk, incroyable
This is exactly how it feels when I'm watching an old relative fight with technology. Windows is so simultaneously user friendly and unfriendly, it ends up looking like a weird love-hate relationship except the more senile or un-techy, the relative is, the more toxic it looks. Then I have to step in and resolve the issues.
Anyways, anyone else just enjoying the fact Linux can update itself down to the kernel without turning the device off? :)
You can update the kernel without shutting down???? Im on linux and didnt know that
@@OGuiBlindao woah
Knew about this fact since I have started dualbooting W11 with Manjaro
@@OGuiBlindao Bit of a late reply, but yes. Arch gets it more often, but Deb does too. Just your average "Pacman -Syu" or "Sudo Apt Upgrade" is enough
It just downloads a 1gb or so pre-compiled binary, uses some system tools like mkinitcpio and dkms to re-compile a boot image, and lets you continue on your merry day. It's just a bulky file, some additional drivers that get auto installed, and a preconfigured boot option which points to it. It's basically no less demanding than installing a web browser.
Only restarts you need is once, and just to actually load the new kernel that's just been successfully installed because of course, it can't really hotswitch the entire kernel on the RAM; that's basically what a reboot's purpose should be.
This is so underrated, the hours of producing the song and animation just for it not get a ton of views. Respect to Lolnein
2.3Mil is not much views?
no
I just can't get over, how the tone of the voice is so damn fitting.
Would be better if the voice sounded like google translate
Этот голос просто чудесный! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
What i like is that the tone of his voice the same as mine, so i can sing it unlike almost every other song.
@@venusfollo1199 no it will sound bad
@@idiotguyREAL but it fits in
This song is incredibly catchy. Nice one!
He really has a knack for that, every single time its both amazing lyrics and banger beats and funny animations. This guy got a serious music career ahead of him imo.
Right.
But what if I watch it one more time?
True.
ye
this is the tenth time I've watched this today
1:13 the look on the man’s face is BYEEOOTIFL
2:29 this beat gives me a feeling i can't describe
I don't want to live in a world where this song has anything less than a couple million views.
It’s a banger
in a perfect world this song would have millions of views...... but this is not a perfect world
Do you still live?
@@radimekkoutny997 probably not
i want to like but its at 420...
How are these songs always such bangers?
Talent
All ways...
the ones that are bad dont get viral, thats how music works
@@MrDingez so you're saying this is bad
Repitition, most of the songs follow the same rythem, but what do I know I can't even read music(🎵).
Been listening to this masterpiece since its first uploaded. Really glad it reached 1 million views.
As an IT enthousiast, this is surreal! Wonderful job!
this man honestly deserves way more subs and views he never misses
100% agree!
Thirded.
Fourth...d? Fourthd? Fourthed?
Fithed
dont worry, the subs and views will come
I feel bad for LOLNEIN because his music and/or animations must take an insane amount of work and time and at the end of the day, they are extremely underrated. :(
This video literally has 1M views.
bro what do you mean this video has over 1mil veiws
@@recawjet4614 his comment is older than you so in that time the video didnt have 1mil views
@@Ocear yes but most of his videos are still underrated and as you can see he only has 50k subscribers which is nothing compared to what the content is
@@papercat_morningteeth1137 you only speak truth my freind
I LOVE *EVERY. SINGLE. THING.* ABOUT THIS. ❤💙💚💜 The fact that it's FULL song, the ANIMATION, the MUSIC and SINGING, the LYRICS and the ATMOSPHERE of the song. JUST *EVERYTHING.* OMGGGG, GREAT JOB. 😂😂😭😭💖💖💖💖
As someone who's pc simply cannot update for some reason and yet it still tries, causing a lot of problems that I can't be bothered explaining that chorus simply *resonates* with me so much
i love this man's voice and calm pronunciations
And this German accent lol
Wait he was German?
@@hollyzwirner6913 he probably still ist
I love this, thank you for making this.
Dang you paid and still no heart or reply from the OP
@@insaneyogurt4993 Notice how most of the comments are 10 months or so old?
@@insaneyogurt4993 Maybe he paid 5$ because he genuinely likes the creator and likes his music?? Just a theory.
@@optimisticwatermelon notice how I don’t care nor asked?
@@l.0 nahhhh that just a myth
this actually hits
This is how I discovered your channel, and now I listen to your songs everytime I draw something, Thank you so much.
Yeah, this is how I discovered him as well! I mean, I had seen some of his art before, but didn't know the artist till just a few weeks ago. Then I suddenly recognised the characters from his little comics in his other video that I checked out right after this one, haha!
I showed this to my Dad who's a computer programmer, and he laughed so hard lmao
0:40 guy just turned on Creative Mode
The first time I heard this song was in a HP laptop. The next day after an update, it stopped working.
"What use is the best barrier, if they're the virus carrier." True, and sounds incredible.
The music, lyrics, composition, and there is the animation! Hats off to you man!
This is where the meme comes from and I just so HAPPEN to find it when I migrated my YT account and content to be standalone with it's own email?
Oh this is too good
That scream from the headphones was hilarious
30 years ago: Bill Gates: "It's Amazing to Think What Great and Exciting Things People Will Be Doing with PCs in 30 Years"
30 years later: windows user makes a song about how bad windows is in windows
How do u know he has windows
@@Calibrato Magic
@@Calibrato well, if he makes a song about windows would make sense he uses windows
how do you know it was made in windows and not mac or linux or idfk... BSD
I don't he does this song for saying how bad windows was, and windows better than most other laptops.
Seen this on your reddit post and I have to say it's the best thing that's been on CZcams this year so far, reminds me of the good old days on eBaumsworld, newgrounds and albinoblacksheep...
I discovered it on ng actually :)
Saw it on 9gag. Glad I have an account on that website or else I wouldnt ever found this song because of how shit YT algorithm is.
i thought this originated from NG
I got here thru Imgur. LolNein has posted there for 7 years. I turned this one up to feel the bass.
“Update”
-My microsoft computer 2013-2024
even 2 years later this is still a banger
This was my first "comedy" song in a while and it was pure gold, this actually bangs :D
"What use is the best barrier, when they're the virus carrier" - spot on!
**laughs in linux**
And windows 11
H
I did not expect this to be nearly as excellent as it is! Great work.
I go through a large amount of trouble to manually disable updates.
This is chillingly relatable and thoroughly entertaining, absolute headbanger lolnein!
I used to smack my computer when I was younger.
When I got a little older I realized the router was my true target!
Du Smash!
To my playlist this is absolute originality
can we just appreciate how the line "your actions taught me how to hate" is so raw compared to the rest of the song.
Are we not gonna talk about that 😩 face the computer makes when the guy plugs a flash drive into them?-
😳
Don't worry, every man of culture knows it. 😏
I’ve been looking for this comment
what i dont know what you mean i wonder what it coud be maby its at 1:17 pffft no ;)
“Can’t you hear I’m out of breathe”
This too?
I want that save icon as a gif.
The song has become a real hit
the song:gud
the thumb: SPICEE
0:59 This part is just so good
dude, i know!! def one of my favorite parts.
"its just a music about updates we dont need a banger"
"well, too late"
Why is this such a banger
LOLNEIN: *makes this song on his PC*
The PC: How did he read my thoughts?
"Your current version of Windows is no longer supported, we will update it for you or you can choose to delay it by an hour"
-"What if I keep hitting 'update in an hour'?
you can Pick never, in some cases
I've got an update, want me to restart or wait ,..too late...
You know the song it's a hit when it's already in 9gag trending
Just discovered this artist and have been vibing on this style ever since then
I forgot this and its so good
Man, i love the "Save" icon face. Also this song is a BANGER.
1:17 hmmm 🤔
Ah
Reference to wondering spark (the outlet had that sammmme feeling)
and me too no me 3
Yamete Kudasai
the usbussy
Im fucking sorry
Why does this slap so hard
Cant stop rewatching
im saying this right now: This man, is the absolute best singer i have heard in such of like... 4 years- I would ABSOLUTELY love more songs in the world JUST like this! He should get more then 658K views! I love the song and i enjoy the animations! He has such a calm voice, i like EVERYTHING about this. Also: the voice line: "Your actions taught me how to hate." I might be using this for the rest of my life!
Poor headphone cord 😅
Dude your music is incredibly catchy. So good. I've literally spent my entire day listening to all of your music
One of the best songs I've ever listened to. Very well done! I like your songs so hard!
This hits hard
The floppy disc icon jamming to the beat is the best lol
And the fact that it's animated to show the actual disc underneath the metal slider! Brought back some memories!
Brilliantly animated, produced, & written. But if you know anything about music, this is also a straight up boss composition musically.
Like the verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, verse structure over the 4 minutes is musically top notch. Along with the animation & concept. Damn fine work.
Me: Presenting my presentation work
Windows: we will restart your computer to update this immediately. We will do this at 1:30
1:30
Windows: restarts
i just love how you make all these songs and they are all so catcy and makes me want to listen all day!
now i'm addicted to this song
1:05 My NFT now, thanks
"makes me want to office myself 365" is a hilarious lyric.
Ikr
@@TomWhitty oh hello. Forgot I made this comment lmao
every single song is an absolute banger!! best german musician of this decade, change my mind
"Your actions taught me how to hate" is one of the most raw lines I've heard in any media
Don't forget "primate"
I cannot help but feel like I heard it before in a show... Adventure Time maybe? Maybe not exactly but I remember a sentence resembling the exact same meaning, or maybe in another show.. ugh.
Excellent! Music's great, and the lyrics and deadpan vocal delivery are spot on.
"Makes me want to office myself three sixty five" is a great line. Subscribed!
coming back to this masterpiece after discovering it last year. god bless
this guy's nonchalant voice is the cherry on top of all of his songs
The floppy disk is me throughout this whole song.
That "too late" hits good, satisfying even
Uh oh he has da virus
This is why I’m soo thankful windows 11 is here
He’s soo much nicer
I just found this by randomly scrolling but now I cant stop re playing it
I found your comics first on 9gag and I´m glad your making more on this channel. I love your Songs. Keep up the great work. :)
Watching while hoping this update doesn't mess up with my files
"it makes me want to office my self 36 times" WOW MY OWN PC WOULD NEVER DO THAT I TREATED IT NICE
This is probably my favorite song by you!
“Your actions taught me how to hate. Primate.” Sounds like what a self aware game AI that was killed millions of times would say
It finally broke 1 million views, congrats! Your videos deserve way more views than they've gotten. Here's to more videos hitting 1 million+!
1.8M after 6 months now i cant wait for this to reach 2M
I have no idea WHY it took me so long to find your channel, but I'm glad I did. 😌👌 SUBSCRIBED. 😃👍
i come back to this video every now and then because i love it
I love all your works, please keep going!! I feel that your art is really undervaluated, I'll keep sharing your songs cause I love them!
0:45 yes
This song introduced me to your channel and i love it.
Loved the song !!!
Ah, what a treat - I love your videos, the amount of effort and creativity you put in it
Amazing as always. Your songs always make me smile and bob my head at the same time. Also your lyrics are genius. Keep it up!
man i wish i had a laptop that had an animated face that had emotions and could talk as a desktop background
This is SO FANTASTIC ❤️❤️❤️