Desperado Funny Scene

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  • čas přidán 11. 05. 2009
  • a classic scene from the movie Desperado
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  • @acensionarellano2555
    @acensionarellano2555 Před 6 lety +277

    "You drive around town, you see someone you don't know, you shoot them. How hard is that, huh?" Bucho was a great character in this movie. I named my old Pitbull after him.

  • @fapnawb
    @fapnawb Před 3 lety +78

    I watched this movie like a million times during my teen years lol

  • @j-fb4596
    @j-fb4596 Před 3 lety +42

    You cut the best part, when he says "hurry up" and starts shooting at his own limo LOL

  • @Theshark15z
    @Theshark15z Před 12 lety +55

    "Can't you see that we are FUCKING CLOSED!!!"

  • @armandowar88
    @armandowar88 Před 3 lety +39

    And you thought your boss was an asshole
    Imagine being shot at work just to prove a point to the rest of the employees

    • @Lydynthmn
      @Lydynthmn Před 2 měsíci

      Some would do it if they could get away with it.

  • @alexreaves8921
    @alexreaves8921 Před 2 lety +21

    Every James Bond villain should take notes

  • @oatmealboy6
    @oatmealboy6 Před 12 lety +150

    That poor cowboy guy gets abused by Bucho throughout the whole movie.

    • @T--zw4qq
      @T--zw4qq Před 3 lety +20

      .... *what is the number to the phone in my car?*

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 Před 3 lety +2

      At least a got a better role in From dusk till dawn, only to raise his shotgun at George Clooney.

    • @larykenobi
      @larykenobi Před 2 lety +8

      I love how his last move is to try to keep the cowboy hat on his head.

    • @Lalamove9850
      @Lalamove9850 Před 2 lety +1

      Because he's an intelligence from the fbi🤣

    • @txmetalhead82xk
      @txmetalhead82xk Před 2 lety

      @@T--zw4qq LOL

  • @robertcuterman2511
    @robertcuterman2511 Před 7 lety +98

    "You drive around town, you see someone you don't know you shoot them. How hard is that?"
    And than they are kill Bucho's boss assassin. LOL

    • @danielallen3454
      @danielallen3454 Před 11 měsíci

      Oh, yeah. These guys really come off as a gang of major dumbasses.

  • @AnotherSchmoe
    @AnotherSchmoe Před 14 lety +55

    Lol, this movie is just too awesome. I also like how his henchman is always wanting to take the truck and he always has to tell him "Take the car... it's what I bought it for!!" Bucho FTW xD

  • @TheNewEmphinix
    @TheNewEmphinix Před 10 lety +97

    The good old Desert Eagle gun. Loud and powerful.

    • @derekwall200
      @derekwall200 Před 6 lety +3

      powerful enuf to drop a 200lb man in one shot. just think of what a .50AE bullet would do to a persons head at point blank

    • @kevinthomas2906
      @kevinthomas2906 Před 4 lety +1

      @@derekwall200 you would be decked with brain and skull fragments. Ew

    • @larseunic
      @larseunic Před 3 lety

      The guy casually shoots with one hand

    • @absolutez3r019
      @absolutez3r019 Před 3 lety +3

      @@derekwall200 to be fair , a .38 would drop the same guy if shot in the right spot. Like the heart or head.

  • @millsshumps1968
    @millsshumps1968 Před 6 lety +219

    I forgotten what a badass criminal boss he was in this movie.

    • @thaistomp
      @thaistomp Před 4 lety

      the best

    • @kevinthomas2906
      @kevinthomas2906 Před 4 lety +5

      He didn't do anything special but get his ass shot up but I liked they way he handled the role

    • @dimitries
      @dimitries Před 2 lety +2

      Between him and the guy from Low Down Dirty Shame, they are my favorite Latin jefes. Bucho had his own flare and believable anger

    • @AndyP998
      @AndyP998 Před 2 lety +3

      Criminal boss shooting at his underlings at will wouldnt last long

    • @chazremington8011
      @chazremington8011 Před rokem

      One of the best villians ever!

  • @StrattenKlein
    @StrattenKlein Před 2 lety +12

    Buddies Face when he puts the hot barrel back into his pants against his Package😂😂

  • @Wiseguy453
    @Wiseguy453 Před 13 lety +87

    Joaquim de Almeida is a pretty good actor. I wish they would cast him in more American films.

  • @petrstanovsky7648
    @petrstanovsky7648 Před 2 lety +9

    This is funny and brutal in the same way. 😄

  • @MrHereWeGoYo
    @MrHereWeGoYo Před 8 lety +115

    Take MY car! That's what I bought it for!

  • @shadowman2192
    @shadowman2192 Před 3 lety +12

    He died trying to keep his hat from falling off his head lol

  • @DuDaX
    @DuDaX Před 7 lety +68

    Joaquim de Almeida at his finest. Portugal

    • @thatrandomdudeonyt4085
      @thatrandomdudeonyt4085 Před 3 lety +1

      When I was a kid, I thought he was Mahoney. I said, dang, he went from a cool and funny cop, to a ruthless cartel lord 😂

  • @hahdanghongha7810
    @hahdanghongha7810 Před 8 lety +134

    leadership once upon a time

    • @tdevil101
      @tdevil101 Před 6 lety +6

      HaHD Đặng Hồng Hà this is everyday in the Trump administration.

    • @Amadeus_Eisenberg
      @Amadeus_Eisenberg Před 3 lety

      @@tdevil101
      That's pretty cool.

    • @xGARIDx
      @xGARIDx Před 2 lety

      Cartel once upon a time

  • @Alex_Z95
    @Alex_Z95 Před 7 lety +229

    LOOK! who are those guys? I never seen them neither!!! :P

    • @jonmoris9354
      @jonmoris9354 Před 6 lety +7

      One of the funniest scenes in any movie lmfao

    • @BzaafiedTheFerocious
      @BzaafiedTheFerocious Před 4 lety +7

      That part is even funnier as an adult noticing all of them not only outnumber him but have WAY BETTER guns than that pistol he has.

    • @kerronmcsween6095
      @kerronmcsween6095 Před 3 lety +1

      😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @zcex
      @zcex Před 3 lety +2

      I cant stop laughing at 5am in the morning

  • @K9PPFAN
    @K9PPFAN Před 6 lety +64

    "Who are those guys?....i never seen them etheir 🔫🔫🔫"

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle Před 5 lety +6

      KRMA VDMarne I laughed my ass off when he said that. 😂😂😂😂

    • @K9PPFAN
      @K9PPFAN Před 4 lety +3

      @@jamesroboyle when everyone is running lmao

    • @PabloPerez-ed9gp
      @PabloPerez-ed9gp Před 3 lety +1

      😂😂😂

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou Před 3 lety +17

    Looking back on earlier scenes you'll notice that he was growing increasingly annoyed with the cowboy hat henchman before deciding to shoot him dead just to make a point.

  • @FormerlyNYVulgarian
    @FormerlyNYVulgarian Před 3 lety +6

    I couldn’t picture them casting anyone else but Joaquim . He was brilliant here.

  • @piscesheart8389
    @piscesheart8389 Před 3 lety +8

    I passed my pants looking at this scene. Funniest thing man ever made.

    • @mojo3999
      @mojo3999 Před 3 lety +6

      Who did you pass your pants to?

  • @QwenLee
    @QwenLee Před 3 lety +12

    This part really cracks me up! 😄

  • @Ragnar6000
    @Ragnar6000 Před 2 lety +16

    Imagine asking him for a pay rise

  • @justinbailey1756
    @justinbailey1756 Před 5 lety +14

    He had it out for that cowboy the whole movie.

  • @alcidesprieto1967
    @alcidesprieto1967 Před 2 lety +4

    Everyone gangsta until el jefe doesn't know who you are.

  • @kyleharris6731
    @kyleharris6731 Před 3 lety +8

    Lmfao yo this entire scene is priceless and the music in the background fit so well

    • @assassinmanx6128
      @assassinmanx6128 Před 2 lety +1

      I know right. I can’t find that guitar song anywhere.

    • @kyleharris6731
      @kyleharris6731 Před 2 lety +1

      Homie did a full henchmen handbook explanation followed by dude getting blasted. Lesson over. Lol

    • @Blackheart_Rises
      @Blackheart_Rises Před 2 lety

      @@assassinmanx6128 did you look up the soundtrack? Or was this done just for the movie?

    • @isaacbaez8618
      @isaacbaez8618 Před rokem

      @@assassinmanx6128 YO i found it czcams.com/video/zTlyZQi6rac/video.html

  • @TheTallMan50
    @TheTallMan50 Před 5 lety +11

    His fear and paranoia drove him to madness. The final act of a desperate man.

  • @mr._snrub
    @mr._snrub Před 2 lety +3

    *** You bet your ass you'll handle it *** LMFAO ^_^

  • @kevinhillary4057
    @kevinhillary4057 Před 5 lety +7

    This is so nostalgic, especially the DVD play button at the beginning lol

  • @theoz-zone7470
    @theoz-zone7470 Před 2 lety +6

    Acting in this film is so fun & entertaining.

  • @somnuswaltz5586
    @somnuswaltz5586 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Bucho is awesome 😎👍

  • @JPeeee
    @JPeeee Před 2 lety +12

    Joaquim is a great actor. 🙏👍

  • @AdamWest1290
    @AdamWest1290 Před 3 lety +7

    "Take my car thats what I bought it for"
    lol

  • @kapnerad
    @kapnerad Před 5 lety +9

    I'd be just a LITTLE bit nervous having a Desert Eagle shoved down the front of my pants like that!!!

  • @Eyesnake139
    @Eyesnake139 Před 13 lety +15

    it was mad funny
    "look he has a gun it must be him"
    he looks at his gun
    and bucho shoots him

  • @Cheribeiro
    @Cheribeiro Před 12 lety +16

    I wouldn't wanna work for this guy

  • @sociosserpentsjordan1790
    @sociosserpentsjordan1790 Před 3 lety +4

    That's great I actually named my chihuahua Bucho😂

  • @richterkennedy2101
    @richterkennedy2101 Před 4 měsíci

    I don’t care if this was posted 14 years ago. This scene never gets old. I remember most movie scenes where I laugh out loud. This was one of them.

  • @hughjasse4047
    @hughjasse4047 Před rokem +3

    For me, the best comedies are when none of the actors are trying to be funny.

  • @dcDOC19
    @dcDOC19 Před 2 lety +3

    "Does anyone know the number to my limo?"!!!

  • @KanyonWilson
    @KanyonWilson Před 13 lety +13

    Take MY car, that's what I bought it for!

  • @rocknta
    @rocknta Před 5 lety +12

    LOVE IT!!!!🤣1:01

  • @fraser_mr2009
    @fraser_mr2009 Před 3 lety +3

    this movie had some funny bits

  • @nadirrabah6756
    @nadirrabah6756 Před 4 lety +3

    "What is the number to the phone in my car?" Text yourself 😁😁😁😁

  • @Amadeus_Eisenberg
    @Amadeus_Eisenberg Před 3 lety +2

    Great powerful Desert Eagle. Looks and feels powerful on the screen already.

  • @rigortortoise522
    @rigortortoise522 Před 3 lety +79

    "You see someone you don't know, you shoot them"... didn't realize this was a training film for American cops.

    • @Joe1887
      @Joe1887 Před 2 lety +1

      I shouldn't find this funny, but dammit, I laughed...

    • @cjvaye99
      @cjvaye99 Před rokem +1

      I literally LOL'D

    • @whatareyoulookingat908
      @whatareyoulookingat908 Před rokem +7

      Well when all they deal with are rats, its actually the right call to make.

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 Před rokem +1

      @@whatareyoulookingat908 only rats are those murdering pigs and their bootlicking simps such as yourself

    • @marcopololacsina8061
      @marcopololacsina8061 Před 9 měsíci

      The same here in Philippines

  • @jorgegaytan3012
    @jorgegaytan3012 Před 3 lety +3

    The way he took his gun away, was cool

  • @nathangallegos9304
    @nathangallegos9304 Před 2 měsíci

    :44-:51
    1:04-1:15
    How high school reunions are that you remember your bully that didn’t stop pestering and beating you for 3 years lol 😆

  • @rukunman
    @rukunman Před rokem +1

    The guy who got shot is labelled in the cast as Shrugs 😂

  • @dmt99vn
    @dmt99vn Před 3 lety +2

    crime scene with chill background music

  • @medfry
    @medfry Před 13 lety +7

    WHat I DONT ANY OF THESE PEOPLE -takes pistol-
    -everyone takes cover- LOL

  • @Muzzy12
    @Muzzy12 Před 14 lety +3

    hahaha i got on youtube just now JUST to find this clip, and you didn't disappoint. Thankyou.

  • @pontiacGXPfan
    @pontiacGXPfan Před 5 lety +15

    Hollywood still doesn't understand the recoil of a desert eagle for some reason

    • @derekwall200
      @derekwall200 Před 3 lety +1

      well that makes me question if there is a recoil difference between a blank and a live round

    • @mdd1963
      @mdd1963 Před 3 lety +1

      In all fairness, the .357 Magnum version pretty much has no recoil in a 72 ounce automatic...

  • @bardia1
    @bardia1 Před 6 lety +2

    The muzzle of that gun must have been scolding hot!

  • @Crimson28
    @Crimson28 Před 10 lety +10

    Take my car! That's what I bought it for.

  • @BzaafiedTheFerocious
    @BzaafiedTheFerocious Před 4 lety +1

    This speech epitomizes every 1st shooter where I freaking dominate in kills and we STILL get blown out.

  • @TrueSake
    @TrueSake Před 2 lety +2

    Now that’s a Cártel

  • @jbz0131
    @jbz0131 Před 11 lety +5

    "You drive around town. You see someone you don't know, you shoot them! How hard is that?" Erm... dude..?

  • @ryantres85
    @ryantres85 Před 3 lety +2

    This is how men of culture deal with their problems

  • @pbrickley6247
    @pbrickley6247 Před 7 lety +24

    Does anyone know the phone number to my car?

  • @RLove99
    @RLove99 Před 11 lety +5

    Good grief that is a huge handgun. Bucho would have separated his shoulder firing that thing with one hand.

  • @joshuabeattie2374
    @joshuabeattie2374 Před 3 lety +4

    Look who are those 91 dislikes i've never seen them either

  • @Mq6vL9Bu
    @Mq6vL9Bu Před 7 lety +12

    Who are 2 people? Bucho has never seen them either!

  • @richardcalisi9188
    @richardcalisi9188 Před 5 lety +3

    too funny.

  • @aurelianslavu6797
    @aurelianslavu6797 Před 5 měsíci

    Joaquim de Almeira , great actor.

  • @foureyes7844
    @foureyes7844 Před 2 lety +2

    That’s how I feel when I play COD

  •  Před měsícem

    He's in the Book Store. I want you to Find him, and I want you to Finish Him. -Conquistador CJ

  • @dimitriosv.9964
    @dimitriosv.9964 Před 4 lety +2

    me everytime i explain my students something they can not understand

  • @hansgrueber8169
    @hansgrueber8169 Před 3 lety +1

    Hiding behind a round bale will not stop a bullet from that gun.

  • @eaziiveli
    @eaziiveli Před 5 lety +5

    I like to prove my point, but damn!

  • @anthony1468
    @anthony1468 Před 8 lety +10

    BUCHO!!! HOW HARD IS THAT,HUH????

  • @telesfororodriguez8408
    @telesfororodriguez8408 Před 3 lety +4

    0:46 me voy a morir pero con el sombrero puesto

  • @knightheaven8992
    @knightheaven8992 Před 9 lety +5

    Grande Joaquim :p

  • @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176

    Look over there! 😂

  • @Ch1mbombA
    @Ch1mbombA Před 6 lety +6

    He didn't deserve that

    • @ysammo214
      @ysammo214 Před 5 lety +2

      He's a criminal just like the rest don't feel sorry for him

  • @dimehigh
    @dimehigh Před 4 lety +1

    Awesome scene

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO Před 6 lety +2

    And it was that kind of thinking that cost Bucho his hitman....

  • @Marco-Lopez
    @Marco-Lopez Před 6 lety +4

    Can you imagine if he played as Simon Phoenix in Demolition Man.

  • @LesterMoore
    @LesterMoore Před 9 měsíci

    Just as funny as the bad mask scene in Django.😄

  • @DZM0N
    @DZM0N Před 9 měsíci

    He does make a good point though, seriously every movie villain always has a hard time killing the hero XD

  • @derekwall82
    @derekwall82 Před 11 lety +1

    0:47 BOOM!!! drops the cowboy in one shot. i like the desert eagle he uses in this scene

  • @Chillspotmedia
    @Chillspotmedia Před 4 lety +1

    Lol, I'm watching this scene on tv rn.

  • @franklucian4224
    @franklucian4224 Před 5 lety +1

    the great phase EVER !!

  • @derekwall200
    @derekwall200 Před 8 lety +9

    0:46 that poor guy shrug was dead before that .50AE bullet hit him

    • @vxy357
      @vxy357 Před 4 lety

      I don't think that was a 50AE. That round hadn't been invented back in 1995 and Desert Eagle hadn't had their gun chambered in that round. It most likely was a 44 mag.

    • @yevhenmartyniuk8309
      @yevhenmartyniuk8309 Před 3 lety

      Probably even a .357

  • @ThePeopleneedhelp
    @ThePeopleneedhelp Před 13 lety +3

    FRIKIN DEAGEL XD ... i was sad when they killed the funny guy

  • @CChelle21
    @CChelle21 Před 14 lety +2

    lmfao...what a demonstration!!!
    Any volunteers??
    lmmfao @ "how hard is that?"

  • @elite4championjosh
    @elite4championjosh Před 2 lety +1

    No way that hay is stopping all that muzzle energy. Exit velocity at that range would have kept going through the next time zone.

  • @blastradius9136
    @blastradius9136 Před rokem

    You think somebody working for El Chopo back in the day would snatch a gun away from him like that and live? lol

  • @Natedawg38
    @Natedawg38 Před 4 lety +1

    This guy should do a Ted talk.

  • @jyazzie490
    @jyazzie490 Před 6 lety +3

    Talk about trigger happy :)

  • @eramies
    @eramies Před 2 lety +1

    I wonder what this scene will look like if Raul Julia wasn't passed away.

  • @Wastelander1972
    @Wastelander1972 Před 2 lety

    Ah, .50AE. Universal sign for “I’m in charge here.”

  • @cubanbabee
    @cubanbabee Před 13 lety +3

    bucho talks kinda like scarface lol

  • @tavernadoeogan0187
    @tavernadoeogan0187 Před 6 měsíci

    Then he came all the way to Fast V and take a beat up from Toretto's family 😂

  • @ifragpsn6431
    @ifragpsn6431 Před 2 lety +1

    LOL Bucho u so crazy.

  • @hitdank
    @hitdank Před 9 lety +2

    and you cut out the next ten seconds when he allows the girl to watch the castle instead of that bodyguard guy.

  • @Tyrant820
    @Tyrant820 Před 5 lety +1

    Bucho was turnt up fr fr

  • @Blackheart_Rises
    @Blackheart_Rises Před 2 lety

    Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background?
    Thanks