KingCobraJFS - July 2022 Recap
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
- 0:00 Intro
0:50 July 1st
3:13 July 2nd
4:23 July 3rd
4:39 July 4th
8:03 July 5th
11:57 July 7th
13:35 July 8th
22:25 July 9th
28:04 July 11th
48:49 July 12th
56:22 July 13th
1:18:44 July 14th
1:23:58 July 15th
1:31:05 July 16th
1:40:55 July 19th
1:48:21 July 21st
1:51:18 July 22nd
1:52:15 July 24th
2:01:58 July 25th
2:02:46 July 27th
2:05:23 July 29th
2:12:30 July 30th
2:26:27 July 31st
Spreadsheet Reddit: i.redd.it/ki7w6ysg0gs91.png - Komedie
being a "best customer" at a liquor store isn't something to brag about Josh.
Spoken like someone who doesn't have any liquor of his own to drink, troll
And being turned away by the staff because even they think he's drinking too much is a really big red flag to a non-regarded mind
Not an alcoholic doood
@@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY it’s the stupid trolles fault you idiot. They’re so jealous of Josh’s life and it’s really sad and pathetic to be honest
What are you the best at, Troll? Obsessing over Jord? Pffft.
Gotta love how he immediately gets shit faced after getting home from the reunion
I’d probably want to drink away the memories of that reunion too. A family full of trolls.
He had to drink his regrets away after blowing it with the of-age, alive, cisgendered, human, only slightly related third cousin of his dreams.
Probably have to drink away the shame of being a disappointment to his grandparents and socially ostracized from other family members his age bc hes stinky and doesnt contribute to society.
It is what it is toobs, that’s the thing of it
Hey now. He only drank 4 drinks a day at tge reunion just so they wouldn't think he was an alcoholic
Love the close-up of teeth looking like dirty tombstones
Goth af …. Yesthhhhh toobz
Cobes' definition of worshipping Satan is just replace the word God we all use daily with Satan.
Genuinely was impressed at 5:20, I think that’s the closest he’s ever gotten to nailing it after all the attempts I’ve heard from him. Nice job, Josh!
He’s learned a lot since that one live stream...
Now if only he had proper rhythm I would have actually been surprised
Hey guys I'm making my family buy me alcohol while I'm here at the family reunion, and Im only making them buy me 4 drinks a day, so they'll know I'm not an alcoholic.
Because if I didn't have those four drinks a day, and I went into DTs, then they'd REALLY know I'm an alcoholic!
It is what it is, toobz. The trolls are so, so sad!
Not to mention drinking alone by himself in a field, without his family!! That's how they KNOW he isn't an alcoholic.
He dont wanna play some games!
His “four drinks” were only what the family saw. Guaranteee the boglim was sneaking beers and drinks to get hammered undercover
I was just starting to get over his passing and you post this doot
Don't be sad Cobro, our dark lord is RIPpin ass with Satin now, drowning in of-age, nonrelated, cis-gendered, consenting, human pussy
The poor bastard didn't even get his mansion before he died too!!!
We're all hurting, man
@@judgecat9284 ring the bells at the clock tower tonight
Whats a doot?
Today I learned cocaine comes from the cocoa plant, the same plant chocolate comes from
Oooooh that's why I can't stop eating chocolate once I've started! Now it all makes sense
I love how we live at a time where you can easily look up anything on the browser on your cellphone, but Josh still can't be fucked to bother and assumes everything he's ever heard is true. He is the definition of a rube.
Chocolate is a drug... This is news to you? 😅
My favorite part was watching him cut the steak with the kife upside-down TWU
Lenin has 6.66k subs... That's fricken goth as hell
Goes to the Saunders family function, ignores everyone, gets wasted, and screams into his phone about mass shootings
TWU
55:43 when he's cutting the steak with the knife upside down hurts my smooth brain
Holy shit he fuckin really is😢
I honestly believe he stole that glass from his relative's house.
They took one look at his mouth and knew they would either let him have the glass, or smash and burn it once he left
"I only had four" - Not An Alcoholic
How many ounces were each of them...LOL No doubt - even saying he was TRYING not to look like a total boozer to his family... Josh's lack of self awareness is his super power
@@magicphred having four of anything, even four out of six light beers would still be enough for the average person... I don't understand how doesn't see how embarrassing he is...
@@magicphred only had 4 (pitchers, 1/4 of Monster in each one)
Four beers to start with immediately at 5:01pm, after a long day of doing his very best.
I can easily drink 4 pint cans in an eve after a long day at work @@Nexy9
Usually the one guy who’s the “decent guy” isn’t the Decent guy cobra. Decent men don’t have to pretend and convince people they are decent. The just have to show people they are.
Doing the best he can every day
Thanks for making my 9-5 due-able
dew-able*
@@chickentoot4102 that ta*d face on your profile is priceless.
When cobes was making that marinade for his steak, he used something called Captain Rodney's. Well I looked it up and its sold at Walmart for almost $50! This drunk goober spent $48 on a glaze!
I don’t know any other person on earth that moves their lips when talking as much as Cobes.
Cept when his hand is up shons butt
"I'm one of this liquor stores best customers"
Our severely regarded dearly departed disco boytoy will never be able to rawbog his 3rd cousin now. SkyGawwwd is so cruel, dooodz #EternalDrySpell
hey now maybe there's some sweet of-age, consenting, cisgendered non-related, formerly alive hunnies wherever he ended up
😅 not raw-bog...
TWU
Lmao this guy
A MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN DEDICATED LEGEND...I LOVE YOU, WE LOVE YOU RIPP.
I was just gonna say the same thing and I saw this .... TWU
"your in for a treat little girl" I like how he said it then corrected himself 😂😂
Omfg what’s the time stamp haha
“You’re not big enough to tell me no” 😬
@@TheRealB40 😅😅
he really eats that hotdog like a snake
no chewing and swallows it whole
You can tell when he was at that family reunion his dad made him shower. Def lookin less greasy.
😂
The tophat makes him look like a mr potato-head Abe Lincoln
I’m sure the sniper stopped when josh said “stop that” 🔫 🛑
RIP to Casper’s TOP Boglim! 😢
And to think...some of u believe hes really dead.
@@realFlanch this is true! Imagine that! Who knew some of josh’s “fans” were.....Sloooow!
@jack innes smh this Is obvious! They did the same thing to Cyraxx! 😝
He lived his best life. All we can do now is honor his memory. RIP TWU
He's still posting videos.
So Deathbed Tapes didn't want to have to deal with more then 90 minutes of Josh's lame ass comedy, didn't let him know there is 120 minute cassette tapes
120 min tapes typically break in many cassette decks, or the last 30 min of each side doesn’t play. Not saying Deatthbed wasn’t being manipulative, but these are facts
RIP Jord & the bacon weave.
Praise Lenins magic
Darwin’s law will not let e-begging welfare piggies 🐷 like cobra & Todd Weiss reproduce
He was just doing the best he could every day 😢
BRO he just used Tostitos salsa as marinade. 😂😂😂
55:39 he cuts with the knife upside down...TWU
I have a job... it's called CZcams. Don't you have to monetized for it to be considered a job? EBegging doesn't count.
'Awesome sauce '. Another great phrase. Sad he doesn't say it anymore.
And people are gonna be like, and I’m gonna be like… you don’t even know
“....oh, hey...”
I've never seen a man take a hotdog down the throat with such determination!
we praise thee lord lemon line for this bountiful harvest
Let's remember our dear boglim not for his outbursts and regard behaviour, but for his talks about gender relayshuns 😔🙏
Love the Hiccuping Cobra persona.
Bruh him wearing a top hat while talking about how it’s best to wait patiently and observe human behavior is just *chef’s kiss regarded artist
I love he'll go on a rant about himself and then randomly insert that his trolls are the most pathetic assholes lmaoo, also when he randomly inserts something about sickos while talking about himself. Truly bizarre behavior TWU.
That is a STRONG opener my dood, good shit.
omg this was gold. Thx Lenin!
I'm over mass shootings. Stop it. #AShotForTheVictims
For each victim most likely
Can we stop with the FREAKING mass shootings??
Rip to the great dood King Cobra
@@sammie2008 He's dead twu
30:22 from this point to about 20 seconds later is the universe lining up perfectly so we can have a laugh.
July 11th was a very rough day for Cobes
HEY, FELLAS ! ! !
While staring down the fairer gender, don't forget to blink now and then. The consensus among expert creeps is that it's a pesky interruption, but it's just good form to be courteous in your occular pestering.
This must be so strange to watch the other way. Take away the laptop and he's just a regard, alone, talking to no one about nothing. And drinking to oblivion on a regular basis. What a life!
TWU
“I hate mass shootings more than I hate mongooses and Jesus Christ” - Josh “King Cobra” Saunders (Sexy Gothic Bad Boy)
He absolutely lived one of the lives ever. TWU RIP
"I'm attracting that statement"
What Cobra just said is articulate, it is intelligent, and it is logical!
Boglim drug rehabilitation counciling is definitely a cobbler with holes in his shoes
I like how he’s arguing with his hypothetical stereotype.
Oh baby his teeth are looking good
can't wait for the saga to really kick in.
Omg he cleaned the dust off his TV stand!
His phone angles at the beginning are unforgivingly horrifying 😆
ty for this Lime! 🙏🏻🐍🙏🏻
2:20:45 "So believe me, I wasn't self-defecating."
Lol, you've "self-defecated" many times, Josh. Trust and believe that, doodt.
That he still smack talks places after being banned from literally multiple different places for that exact behavior will never not be funny. "I'm just telling it like it is"
That boy ain’t right
He actually did a good job on star spangled banner... wow
For a regarded goth wizard… it’s not bad
22:40 I love how he emphasises that he's only having ONE beer, and there he is holding this comeidically oversized 2 litre(?) bottle of Bud Light TWU
Only 1 beer until 5pm
His star spangled banner wasn't half bad actually lol
I’m surprised he hasn’t dipped Doritos into country crock as chips and dip. That’s his two main ingredients.
Its a shame he died so young. I wonder what the cause of death will be? He was always pretty healthy and hygienic. Just sad. RIP in peace.
So does Museum Privilege also have a touch of the 'tism or does he talk like that to try to make Cobra more comfortable?
Museum is sly and an overall unique individual, who I have no idea what to make of.
Babe wake up Lenin Lime uploaded!
Honestly, I’d much rather hear Josh talk about how much Warlord annoys him then the same gender relations, trolls, chimos, and sickos.
Does anyone have the stream where he held his poop for an hour? Can't find it anywhere but it's hilarious
The Star Spangled Banner was way better than I thought it would be...sans the nonsense "shredding" at the end, i'll give him that
rest in peace JFs
rip stinky boglim
“Satans gift to women” sounds about right actually 😂 amazing
I think the weave came undone
So July was the last time he drank water, got it.
i just wish Cobra would try brushing his teeth 😩
Teeth are a want not a need.
Homie needs to try the damn Colgate challenge.
I ❤️ you and ur comment 😆
@@Kropothead fr, he's under constant assault from the cavity creeps
Damn, that "star spangled banner" wasn't completely awful. Only took him like 20 years to get to that point, that's progress
These videos will be studied for years
That rendition of the star spangled banner wasn’t half bad compared to his normal playing. He just cannot slow down and let a note breath. He’d sound twice as good if he’d slow the hell down.
Twu
muchapreciatedood
Lmao getting hiccups regularly is a sign of liver failure amongst the many other signs he has
WHY SO SENSITIVE BOY?!?!
Imagine you're a cow being killed for meat and you end up getting cooked by this guy
13:00 so did that bacon come undone in that bacon undone weave?
Cannot wait for him to expire on a live stream
Poor fella is SO SURE he's gonna win the PowerBall lottery every time he buys a ticket, im sure he loses the ticket before the numbers are even drawn. TWU!
Is he ever not impressed with the revolting food combinations he comes up with?
@43:19 Controlling regard rage coming in nicely, Toobz. 🤥👌 Lmfao!
Can’t believe this amazing artist passed away recently. He truly will be missed and all that he did to fix social norms will always be remembered and revolutionary. He’s with the angels now.
Gender relations will never be the same! F the double standers!
+ Sky God #TWU 🐍
Our tax dollars hard at work
"a little bit of simping goes a long way"
Not gonna lie that national anthem riff was awesome bruh
2 and a half hours? TMDWU
Splash of Mountain Dew means half a can apparently
But why was the steak knife upside down?!?
That’s what I was wondering
Ta*d brain, that’s why
July 12th was a bad day for steak