I used to be that guy best friend for years, then I married that chick. THEN I divorced her after I realized all she wanted was money from me and only “loved” me because I was easily manipulated. I was also her fifth or sixth option after all her other bad relationships. Not a good thing to spend years to try and get a woman to notice you. It should come naturally, don’t force it or else it’ll get bad. If she’s not attracted to you, just deal with it and move on. Don’t let chicks play mind games with you.
@@charon_lix be honest with yourself. Deep down...is that all you’re really looking for? Then fine, I don’t see a problem with it. Usually when a man wants to be friends with a woman, the man is just looking for some action. If a man REALLY just wants to stay friends with a woman than it’s because he doesn’t find that woman attractive. Men are simple
You know when you don't know why you're watching a video, but you know exactly why you're watching the video, and you're like "why am I watching this video?"...but you know why.
She is NOT just like this. One of her oldest videos, where she's a Tyler, or maybe the f*ck girl in the Cherdleys video seems a little closer I'm guessing. She was legit a bit scary in that one ha ha
its actually hilarious that she some how manages to break character laughing at herself and seamlessly uses it to jump right back into the persona. We must protect her at all costs.
Ok this is good. I watched some of your others after this and they aren't quite there yet. But you hit it here. Definitely the right amount of awkwardness and the right pause lengths.
I can beat you had one either side. an show the shallow graves......happy childhood memories. I miss the simple times with no gps and cameras everywhere
Half the audience: Horrified by P.S.D. flashbacks of a long forgotten friendzone tour. The other half: Horrified by the realization they are currently trapped in a friendzone.
Noooo, She lost me when she said " I've lived in this house my entire life" Everyone knows the girl next door spontaneously moves into the neighborhood and gains everyone attention LOL
My high school Montreal (suburb called Pointe Claire) didn't even 'have' a football team; let alone a collegiate level stadium. Ironically, the high school in Pierrefonds, the next town over, is called Riverdale High, ...just like in the Archie comics--and was so close to a stereotypical All American high school ( with football stadium& the architecture, layout; that a major movie starring Joe Namath, was filmed there in the early 1970's. Joe Namath is an American, former pro football player turned actor. He definitely was popular,;an A-list celebrity.
Friggin' hilarious reboot of the High School days! You nailed it with the parents donating to the school and ironically being the soccer team captain! Well done!
"I honestly don't even know how to wear makeup" "I'm in cosmetology school now." "I graduate in a year" Hehe. Funny. Missed that the first time through due to simping.
Geez dude! Your acting skills are phenomenal (both your vocal and physical), and omg, it's I don't know how y'all do it, but you seem to understand how to do every little thing that drives guys crazy. Feminity level 100/100. Also, you still look and kinda sound like Krystal Ball.
“Wind blows”
The girl next door: That brings back so many memories
lmao
Gave you the thousand like, even thou triple 9 looked way better so I am sorry
LMFAO
winds howling-geralt
I remember these girls in high school. They were about as real as cheese whiz.
This is actually some next level satire holy shit.
Next level? Seems like a simple parody to me. Lol
@@SeemsLikeSomething Millard Fillmore was a respectable Whig I’d say he knows a bit more than you do
@@sandstorm9305 ha.
@@sandstorm9305 this comment knocked me TF unconscious 😆😆😆💀💀💀
It always is
Girl Next Door: “I’m in cosmetology school.”
Also Girl Next Door: “I don’t even know how to use makeup.”
how did I not even catch that omg. that's good
That's why she's in cosmetology school
@@shaydjokes she was also captain of soccer team yet horrible at soccer lol
The most good.
@@gagewileman9434What? Did you see her handle that ball? She’s gifted.
She's acting out about 75% of every woman's profile on every dating site I've ever been on. Brilliant
Um... How many have you been on?
@@WreckerR Quite a few over the years.
Those are bots.
HE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS
Do I see a collab 👀
Fuck that song
She wears short shorts, I breed beavers
Replying for the algorithm
You belong with meeeeeeeee
Can't wait for her to read a book while laying on the lawn because everyone does that
n also perfectly set her brown hair onto a messy bun :)
@@mccperin "messy" bun, ofc!
Lol I actually used to do that when I was in highschool
@@AdaminaCarden tbh i would too if i had a lawn. Maybe I'm just bitter about not having a lawn
Ngl I have no idea what you're talking about lol
"She's a golden retriever"
Yup, checks out.
mother bitch yea definitely
When she talked about changing in front of her guy best friend, that hurt.
I used to be that guy best friend for years, then I married that chick. THEN I divorced her after I realized all she wanted was money from me and only “loved” me because I was easily manipulated. I was also her fifth or sixth option after all her other bad relationships.
Not a good thing to spend years to try and get a woman to notice you. It should come naturally, don’t force it or else it’ll get bad. If she’s not attracted to you, just deal with it and move on. Don’t let chicks play mind games with you.
@@hampdog5716 That's good advice but what if you actually just want to be friends with a girl?
@@charon_lix be honest with yourself. Deep down...is that all you’re really looking for? Then fine, I don’t see a problem with it. Usually when a man wants to be friends with a woman, the man is just looking for some action. If a man REALLY just wants to stay friends with a woman than it’s because he doesn’t find that woman attractive.
Men are simple
@@hampdog5716 nah dude I have a lot of attractive friends (girls). Its just weird to fall in love with every attractive woman you see.
@@hampdog5716 idk. I don't think that's true in all cases. I'm sure it is to some degree but not in all or necessarily the majority of cases.
This is the prequel to the calabasas mom and step mom videos
Lmao
its actually painfull to watch, as a german this is what every fucking american high school film looks like to me :D great stuff
How do you think Americans like me feel? Trust me, when you relate to this one, it's even harder, the complicated feelings getting stirred up.
i can relate, it's cringy af for us europeans
@@rosspuch6769 if you think it's cringe imagine being American LMAO
It's Cali valley acting
@Хөх 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She could so easily just fill the stereotype and she's out here trashing it. Respect
This is SO on the nose. Friday night football, cosmetology school, barn weddings...she really nailed the small town basic girl stereotype. 👌
She’s the protagonist of every Nicholas Sparks novel.
Really?
@@Senator107 wooooooosh
You're on point my guy!!
You mean the woman that everyone immediately loves and cares about upon their first interaction?
And how would you know that sir?????
I'm a swifty
How could anyone not notice you in the comment section?Lol
N you're with few likes😑
@@danieldebbarma2637 its because he is not the quarterback
@@finckoff879 fr.. Well, people Always try to avoid such person though coz reality is sour
get out of here simp
I mean who isn't amirite
This is the kind of girl who unironically claimed to be a nerd because she played Zelda on her brother's console.
played like for like half a hour before she realized she doesnt know what she is doing and it isnt going to improve. SUCH A GAMER.
I can’t get over “I’m thinking like a barn wedding”. This is the girl who will become a Pinterest Mom that names her kids Taylee and Lakynn
Even just reading those names made me gag a little. Ur analysis is spot on.
You know when you don't know why you're watching a video, but you know exactly why you're watching the video, and you're like "why am I watching this video?"...but you know why.
er yep
Truth, I just watched Trever Wallace's new video and was laughing the whole time. I'm watching this now and just looking at the.......
I don’t know what you mean, but I do know what you mean.
You Knoww!😂😝
Yesp
This combination of physically hot with high self awareness and intelligent satire is going to take Amanda to the top of CZcams.
I agree with 2 of your 3 points
@@pvsweetypie lol
Thank you for your analysis, Dr. Simp
@@pvsweetypie high self awareness?
@@brianjuice hey hey, let him simp
her laugh, mannerisms, and talking about the past is juat so nice
She is so talented. Every character she does is so spot on.
:D
The simping on this video will be next level.
Must not Simp!
Word
Simpin ain't pimpin!
Yep, I’m afraid to scroll down
affirmative. Would simp.
The fact that she's using her attractiveness to enhance the satire is some next level shit
They’re so powerful
Can you people stop saying next level.
It's next level ⬆️
@@edwardjam9832 I promise I'll be the last person to talk about the next level on this thread. No more next level from me that's for sure.
Wait, it's satire?!
This was extremely painful. Couldn’t finish watching it.
:,(
"i honestly don't even know how to wear makeup"
"has flawless, precise face full of makeup"
Yep, she still knows exactly what she's doing.
did all the bros like this comment?
They all know
If the is the case, then why don't the guys do the same exact thing?
@@nikkipyer 😂😂😂
@@nikkipyer all the Chad's
She could legit be anyone
Nimbo ccctfu
Stfu u simp
she is 5 years older than u fam....probably 10
oh god get this SIMP out of here, downvote this guy please. Builds an entire channel on other peoples content, useless TRASH, discord mod
@@preetyboi8201 I'm 23 brother but u prolly right
I’m guessing she’s not really like this, but she really nailed the part lol!
She is NOT just like this. One of her oldest videos, where she's a Tyler, or maybe the f*ck girl in the Cherdleys video seems a little closer I'm guessing. She was legit a bit scary in that one ha ha
its actually hilarious that she some how manages to break character laughing at herself and seamlessly uses it to jump right back into the persona. We must protect her at all costs.
fun fact: this video is a hallmark movie in a nutshell
Etc crud TCT but byczcams.com/video/vJ3sfoUzFbY/video.html
Two hours of commercials and looking at an extremely good looking woman.
0:14 the way she says "I'm so awkward" is some next level satire lmfao
This is too accurate, I’m worried she isn’t acting.
Amanda McCants: even SIMPs feel like she's talking right to them
Don't give me those twenty years too late Dawson's Creek vibes
I was about to comment that welp
Repost this video with the Dawsons creek intro.
If Katie Holmes was this stacked I would have actually sat through that show.
Right in the feelz
Mam I stumbled onto some episodes with my girl last week and WTF is that dialogue?? Did 16 year olds talk like that in the 90's??
“Just a small town girl”
Live in Los Angles area
Lmao
hey mars friend
Dababy
Los Angeles sucks
Every time she said “stop it” I fell in love with her.
Ok this is good. I watched some of your others after this and they aren't quite there yet.
But you hit it here. Definitely the right amount of awkwardness and the right pause lengths.
I did have a neighbor like this but she gave me a restraining order 😩
I can beat you had one either side. an show the shallow graves......happy childhood memories. I miss the simple times with no gps and cameras everywhere
Ouch 🤣
She’s just playing hard to get
Can You say?
Blue Balls!
@@Putri-nl2gg hahahaha right? At least I get to see her in our date ........ at court
Half the audience: Horrified by P.S.D. flashbacks of a long forgotten friendzone tour.
The other half: Horrified by the realization they are currently trapped in a friendzone.
The most real
Thank you. I don't feel better now.
Ughhh.. not again it's 12mn r'now tooಠಗಠ
😂
Noooo, She lost me when she said " I've lived in this house my entire life"
Everyone knows the girl next door spontaneously moves into the neighborhood and gains everyone attention LOL
"General Admission-Stagecoach." went over my head for a bit.
I don't get it
@@nialap Stagecoach is a California country music festival. You'll see a lot of Girls Next Door if you get a general admission ticket to Stagecoach.
@@RichardCano Thank you sir
Everytime she laughs I feel an existential terror 😭😂
Exactly why she’s so good. I love her videos… just the right kind of cringe
she did a really good acting and i was cringing how real it is 💀
I die every time she says, "stop it!" hahahahaha hahahahaha
There are so many underrated jokes in this video I can't..... 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I am a simple human, a man of culture
I see Amanda and I press there automatically
I am a simp human too
same dude
Im angry she choosed to be a comedian, she could been a great actor 😏🤙
Me too
@@gderrtikc249
Gross, nobody wants to be an actor.
Next up: I am stepsister
They would need to get the Sarah actor to do it. Plus, Ryan is away.
@@giovannigiovanni.7220 duczcams.com/video/vJ3sfoUzFbY/video.html
The random plaid sweater showing up around her waste is very accurate lol
I went next door and guess what?????? SHE WASN'T THERE!!! I want my 2:29 back
lol
This guy is currently in jail.
I hope you do a "I'm a witch girl" lmao
I am Emo girl
@@mr.sudbury3856 she made one bruv,you can check it out
...witches have a special pet rock...
😋 „im a gamer girl“
Oh I hope so too! A Wiccan!
I'm just a simple man, I see a flat belly and pink shorts, I click.
and a stretched out white tank top.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 👀👍
say what you want, the typical “girl next door” is still better than most of the other chicks
Every Cell in my Body is screaming to SIMP
Play in traffic - it’s the only way to purify yourself. Worked for me.
'Stop looking at her like that!'
@@MMMMatt You a Nun Hun ?
I'm just a simple man and I watch her videos
Same
I'm a simp man and I watch her videos*
Way to fcuk up the easiest of memes lil boi
I try not to be creepy. I fail every time I see her videos. I don't understand it. Maybe I am just a creepy dude.
@@A-Minorrrrrrr beat me to it😂
All those vids are like 50 shades of american fakeness, LOL. This is such a great stuff. Really legit acting and writing.
"Once I started dating courter back, we drifted" LOL
With legs like that she could be a martial arts girl, cheerleader, ice skater, ballerina, MMA girl, yoga girl .. the list goes on and on.
Yogi girl
what the hell is a yoga girl like wtf
Not sure about MMA, she'd need more muscle for that imo
@@misscaptain5598 thug rose would have something to say about that.
This shit brings you back to those high school days... Crazy how perfectly she pulls out all those old feels T.T
"I'm the girl next door."
Me: *immediately runs next door to introduce myself.*
I swear Hollywood's portrayal makes me think what the hell did I do in my school! I wasn't even in a mile of girl next door image lmao
My high school Montreal (suburb called Pointe Claire) didn't even 'have' a football team; let alone a collegiate level stadium.
Ironically, the high school in Pierrefonds, the next town over, is called Riverdale High, ...just like in the Archie comics--and was so close to a stereotypical All American high school ( with football stadium& the architecture, layout; that a major movie starring Joe Namath, was filmed there in the early 1970's. Joe Namath is an American, former pro football player turned actor. He definitely was popular,;an A-list celebrity.
This is soo painfully accurate lol
If the is the case, then why don't the guys do the same exact thing?
The "my life is a movie" girl 😆
“DEEEAARRR SANTA....”
Very funny satire,well done. Liked and subscribed. Much love from Portugal.
-"I'm in cosmetology school now"... I almost spilled my coffee laughing
Also - I don't even know how to use make up -
I dont get why that is funny explain please!
This is every coming of age film ever 😂😂
2:05 ....the hot chick down the block ( who I liked also) told me that EXACT same thing right before I got married years later !!!
She nailed the laugh tho lol
first
First on top of first
Great vid
first person to simp
@@UserName-zb8ql hahahaha same😂
@@TheRadicalConservative you second so haha
Friggin' hilarious reboot of the High School days! You nailed it with the parents donating to the school and ironically being the soccer team captain! Well done!
So accurate about this type of girl.
Do “I’m a Manic Pixie Dream Girl” next!
we need an uwu girl video, they are everywhere omg...
YES
YeS czcams.com/video/vJ3sfoUzFbY/video.html
"I honestly don't even know how to wear makeup" "I'm in cosmetology school now." "I graduate in a year" Hehe. Funny. Missed that the first time through due to simping.
The way she makes me both love and hate this character at the same time. Chefs kiss.
This woman is a evil comedic genius
Acting wise this may be her most spot on video
I am the boy next door.
Let's be friends 👍
Chronically, I am.
The dog’s name being Sadie is very accurate
I just enjoy Amanda being happy!!!....even when she's angry!!!! Ha!!!
Reminds me of every other bachelorette contestant's intro video
OMG you're right :-D
This is so perfectly executed that it’s 1000% believable
Absolutely brilliant, girl. I really appreciate your astute sense of humor. Well done.
it's like having a dream where you've managed to conjure up the beautiful woman but for some strange reason you can't get anything else to happen 🤣
By now i cant tell what her actual persona is
Aspiring LA Actress/comedian
Men of Culture. only 9 hours to go. 2am i will be there.
At my place it starts at midnight
4am for me in New Zealand.
12am sharp for me in the Phil
You must be Australian?
Johnny English
what's in 9 hours?
Edit: Ohhhhhhh
The Girl Next Door is a great movie
How good is this? What a script and sick acting aswell
Literally every character in hallmark movies:
how tf do you lose your v on the home plate? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man slides in
@@iamclassy Safe!
@@iamclassy damn 🤣🤣🤣
@@iamclassy ba dum tsss
Hard work and determination. Also not being concerned about getting a UTI
Geez dude! Your acting skills are phenomenal (both your vocal and physical), and omg, it's I don't know how y'all do it, but you seem to understand how to do every little thing that drives guys crazy. Feminity level 100/100. Also, you still look and kinda sound like Krystal Ball.
Damnz..... good acting! Just made me doubt EVERYTHING sweet, that any girl ever said to me. 😂
The giggling is so good
She’s a character on “Friday Night Lights”
Underrated show
why does this feel nostalgic
I feel like this is the extended Ellie Kemper content we all wanted but it's way ahead of anyone's expectations
my binoculars are ready 😍
I hope Amanda does a "I am Amanda McCants" soon!
"I'm a Hot Tub girl."
Amouranth would be straight up jealous as hell!
Chronologically, if we grew up together, could we cuddle together?
This is the intro to 90's sitcom.