Horny companions in Baldur's Gate

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  • @Furluge
    @Furluge Před 19 dny +5000

    From the narrator outtakes of Baldur's Gate 3: "You can't throw us in horny jail. We live here. We've got the keys."

    • @FlyingWonderGirl
      @FlyingWonderGirl Před 19 dny +277

      “It’s not a horny jail, it’s a horny home!”

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 19 dny +94

      To repeat the words of the ancient ones.... "We Built This City"

    • @foofoo3344
      @foofoo3344 Před 19 dny +17

      BUT NO SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!

    • @Outworlder
      @Outworlder Před 19 dny +39

      The narrator's sultry voice is perfect for this

    • @CreativeMindsAudio
      @CreativeMindsAudio Před 19 dny +52

      The BG narrator outtakes are the best! “Frantic Bi energy!” “Well I’m exuding it so, well cast”

  • @thaddaeusrobinson4239
    @thaddaeusrobinson4239 Před 19 dny +3655

    They should have named it “every companion in baldurs gate”

    • @moinda7059
      @moinda7059 Před 19 dny +26

      Well, the stylish pink hair is missing 😂😂😂

    • @JarlBarbossa
      @JarlBarbossa Před 19 dny +99

      Baldur's gay 3 is honestly a terribly cringe game because of how its entire focus seems to be on dating, with everything else an afterthought.

    • @Luum81
      @Luum81 Před 19 dny +23

      Welcome Adventurer, to Baldurs Gate, here you may make your choice of companion and if you would prefer a bed in a tavern, a tent in the wilderness, a bedroll by an open fire or anywhere you want.

    • @Gabriel-nv3ib
      @Gabriel-nv3ib Před 19 dny +32

      It's also cringe to say all that extra shit😂😂​ just say it's bad lmao@@JarlBarbossa

    • @Violetfantasia7331
      @Violetfantasia7331 Před 19 dny +83

      ​@JarlBarbossa first off wow learn punctuation, because holy shit almost had a stroke trying to figure out what you meant. Next you really have to pull some fabrications out of the air to think all they cared about was dating. The team members were horny for sure, but to say that was their main focus is such a disservice and a blatant lie.

  • @osamudazai579
    @osamudazai579 Před 19 dny +1086

    The worst part is how it goes from 0 to 100 with some of them, and if you shut down their advances, they make you feel like you just murdered their cat.

    • @anthonydonnelly1157
      @anthonydonnelly1157 Před 18 dny +70

      Ahem, Tara is a *Tressym* thank you very much! not a cat.
      lol.

    • @nrieh4553
      @nrieh4553 Před 18 dny +16

      @@anthonydonnelly1157 Have my 100 likes. It sure looks like 1, but it's actually 100, lol. 🤣

    • @deojnwedofuWE
      @deojnwedofuWE Před 18 dny +47

      I dumped Halsin in my camp in act one and never talked to him again. Middle of act 3 "I think it's time we got freaky and I think you feel the same way". I say no and get "but you've been attending to me like a lover?"

    • @schwagecko5589
      @schwagecko5589 Před 18 dny +42

      ​@@deojnwedofuWEI accidentally put the moves on him by... asking him to enjoy himself and have fun at a party?

    • @Pi_tapon
      @Pi_tapon Před 18 dny +16

      Try not to accidentally romance Gale CR = impossible

  • @AsAMonkeyInAPinata
    @AsAMonkeyInAPinata Před 19 dny +303

    “You’re a paladin! Didn’t you make a vow!?”
    “Yeah that’s right… a VOW-CHICA-WOW-WOW!!!”

  • @triplet5375
    @triplet5375 Před 19 dny +2516

    "my parents are subscribed"
    that was unexpected but hilarious

    • @BasicPsychology101
      @BasicPsychology101 Před 19 dny +94

      When reality hits, but the content was already made.

    • @silverfireVRgaming
      @silverfireVRgaming Před 19 dny +57

      I literally burst out laughing when he said that.

    • @Accrovideogames
      @Accrovideogames Před 19 dny +18

      All parents know about sex. How do you think they had children? I honestly don't mind making sex jokes around my parents.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 18 dny +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 18 dny

      They might have said the same 😅

  • @productsandfame2701
    @productsandfame2701 Před 19 dny +940

    "Nice day for F****ing aint it? Uhuaa"
    Balin Rod 😏😏

    • @gavenmclrn
      @gavenmclrn Před 19 dny +26

      You win the VLDL comment section for the day.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied Před 19 dny +19

      Nice day for MADICK!
      O.O

    • @clray123
      @clray123 Před 19 dny +2

      Should have put three asterisks for extra ambiguity, tho.

    • @Groffili
      @Groffili Před 19 dny +6

      I had just run into the EpicNPCMan easteregg in Mercedes Lackey's "Beyond" novel... and I will never ever again refer to Balin's characteristic sound other than "a little gulp of a laugh".

    • @SageKasuto
      @SageKasuto Před 19 dny +1

      So good!

  • @brachyzoid
    @brachyzoid Před 18 dny +574

    I will never forgive Gale for turning what I thought was gonna be a "Let's practice magic" moment into a sexual encounter

    • @catherinehobbit3415
      @catherinehobbit3415 Před 18 dny +18

      I turned him down, thinking the same, and I don't think he's forgiven me yet...

    • @arklytte
      @arklytte Před 18 dny +96

      That pissed me off SO MUCH on my first playthrough. I was playing a male sorcerer, romancing Shadowheart, then Gale and I, who I thought was going to be a great NPC bro, in the tradition of Garrus and Jackie, was all 'Hey, let me show you something awesome about magic', and I was all 'Cool, learning an arcane secret from a dude who literally nailed the goddess of Magic...Hell yeah I'm down!!'.
      They, next thing I know, I go to talk to my 'I can fix her' GF, and she's all "Hey, I'd love to hook up, but I see you're with Gale now."
      WHAT! THE FUCK?!?!?
      As much as I really enjoy the game, the unrelenting horny of every character takes me out of the story all the time and is the main reason I'm having trouble going back through for additional playthroughs.

    • @zappkypipi9484
      @zappkypipi9484 Před 18 dny +22

      ​@@arklytte yo man, that is the exact same feeling and experience I had with my playthrough. I thought he is a bro, but he just want to fk.

    • @bohumilpekarek4368
      @bohumilpekarek4368 Před 18 dny +12

      @@arklytte been there, only with karlach instead of shadowheart and i have been pissed for whole restr of the game, next time, im gonna let him rot inside that portal.

    • @Leanzazzy
      @Leanzazzy Před 18 dny +7

      ​@@arklytteNo polygamy? Can you not romance all the characters at once?

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 Před 19 dny +255

    Brit: "I want to watch" :'D
    So much joyful enthusiasm
    And Rowan turning from the camera to hide the laughter

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.Cosmar Před 19 dny +1718

    I fucking died... ☠💀
    Brit: "...I want to watch!"
    Every time she has promiscuous lines, she delivers them with the sensuality of a librarian, and it's perfect.

    • @JiggleTheJamJar
      @JiggleTheJamJar Před 19 dny +120

      As a librarian, can confirm

    • @EscapeePrisoner
      @EscapeePrisoner Před 19 dny +120

      Oh, man. I went to the wrong library.

    • @BeazleyStudios
      @BeazleyStudios Před 19 dny +55

      And when she was standing there while Alan was talking, she is flicking that piece of leather with that naughty look on her face...priceless

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 18 dny +2

      E‎ ‎

    • @noiJadisCailleach
      @noiJadisCailleach Před 18 dny +17

      Man, i went to the wrong libraries...

  • @incitatusrecordings473
    @incitatusrecordings473 Před 19 dny +1015

    1:12 Rowan is forced to look away...because not even him can resist laughin at this! My god! LMAOOOO

    • @CJonesFL
      @CJonesFL Před 19 dny +111

      Just noticed that. He couldn't handle it haha

    • @TheLionPear
      @TheLionPear Před 18 dny +77

      Nice catch! He's biting his lip for more than one reason lol

    • @briondalion3696
      @briondalion3696 Před 18 dny +46

      I'm so glad we have the timestamp, that was...I didn't catch that at first, but it's funny

    • @user-rg9gm4dk3d
      @user-rg9gm4dk3d Před 18 dny +20

      Im sooo glad there are timestamps in comments because i really needed to see that

    • @user-rg9gm4dk3d
      @user-rg9gm4dk3d Před 18 dny +8

      @@briondalion3696wow me too

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Před 19 dny +121

    (how it started)
    Gale: "Want to learn magic?"
    (how it ended)
    _restraining order_

  • @ArcaneEther
    @ArcaneEther Před 19 dny +161

    Ever wonder why your whole party in Baldur's Gate 3 was so horny? Larian Studios accidentally launched the game with the wrong relationship table.
    A testing table used for debugging romance events was set as the default by error. The bug was fixed in the game's first major patch, but the earliest players dealt with exactly this.

    • @arklytte
      @arklytte Před 18 dny +27

      Huh...that would explain a lot. I got the game in early access, then immediately jumped in on day one and blasted through it. I was PISSED about the unrelenting horny from all the companions (though, TBF, Astarion's comments were some of the best in the game, even if I had no intention of a gay romance...another things that irritated the shit out of me, the 'everybody is horny for everybody, regardless of gender', mOdErN eRa crap), especially with things like talking to Gale about how awesome magic is, and learning a new ability to connect with the Weave, then suddenly everyone was like 'I see you're in a relationship with Gale'...WTF?!?
      It made me not want to do more playthroughs, and I've avoided it ever since the first run, because it was so immersion breaking.
      Might have to put my umpteenth playthrough of Cyberpunk aside and give it another go. Thanks for the info!!

    • @gordonmcghie1985
      @gordonmcghie1985 Před 18 dny +20

      "No guys, it was a bug, honest" is a fairly weak excuse, especially when every patch is "We fixed one minor bug and added 175 new kissing animations".

    • @jvomkrieg
      @jvomkrieg Před 17 dny +2

      Rubbish. Having played it all the way through beta and into release, they were day 1 horny.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 Před 17 dny +11

      @@arklytte Everybody isn't horny for everybody, everybody is horny for whoever is currently being controlled by the player. It is a power fantasy to please all possible players, not modern propaganda. Though it would be funny if there was a "everybody is [sexuality] now" setting and they'd instantly switch love interests, causing all sorts of break ups and the drama that comes with it. If someone mods that I want them to have a shared inventory while in a relationship and arguments about who owns what.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 17 dny +1

      yeah i heard about that but i binge played the game for the first week so much i never played the other patches. I just thought the game was set in the Phub cinematic universe.

  • @isaz2425
    @isaz2425 Před 19 dny +646

    Main characher : breathes.
    Companions: Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu, Boys.

    • @marcelsgroot
      @marcelsgroot Před 17 dny +8

      you companions sound a bit mmm orcish XD

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Před 17 dny +2

      @marcelsgroot One of them is technically a space orc; granted, she is lawful evil instead of chaotic evil, but she's still evil.

    • @marcelsgroot
      @marcelsgroot Před 17 dny +3

      @@sebastiancoar1991 yeah but i regonized the lotr movie quote, hence my comment :)

  • @MotoHikes
    @MotoHikes Před 19 dny +3437

    Rowan needing to look away because he's about to piss himself with laughter at 1:13 is precious
    edit: MUM COME QUICK I'M FAMOUS!

    • @Findalflin
      @Findalflin Před 19 dny +116

      Lmfao so true

    • @MrHodgo93
      @MrHodgo93 Před 19 dny +227

      Ahahaha I missed that, very good spot!

    • @patrickstar1164
      @patrickstar1164 Před 19 dny +125

      I appreciate people who notice these

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 Před 19 dny +143

      Yeah Ben definitely improvised that to try and make Rowan laugh, and he won.

    • @bikesgames
      @bikesgames Před 19 dny +51

      how many points you put in perseption?

  • @MISTERALPHAX
    @MISTERALPHAX Před 18 dny +41

    Wizard > Subliminal messeges
    Rogue > Sensual and on point
    Warrior > Straight forward
    Paladin > Orderly but desirable

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Před 10 dny

      What's with the bard?
      And what's even more important is, what's about the warlock?
      Poor warlock. Always the outcast.
      :(

  • @briondalion3696
    @briondalion3696 Před 18 dny +47

    That delivery from Ben, just perfectly channeling Asterion in the game, and then the punchline comes out of nowhere. Such a very...perfect timing and cadence. That was...I had to pause the video to keep myself from laughing to death...ah....

  • @ayupitsali608
    @ayupitsali608 Před 19 dny +1308

    The fact that she's level 15 without a party is pretty impressive for many reasons.

    • @MattHew-rq8zw
      @MattHew-rq8zw Před 19 dny +89

      Imagen her getting to max level without a party xD out of spite. "I will not join these soliciting vagabonds!"

    • @baseupp12
      @baseupp12 Před 19 dny +30

      She uses the Level 20 mod and an xp mod

    • @darkly7378
      @darkly7378 Před 19 dny +57

      This video explain perfectly why she is played solo until lvl 15.

    • @imhigh0013
      @imhigh0013 Před 19 dny +12

      Being solo and level 15 is such a turn on. Yeah, baby.😅

    • @SambreakerSasaki
      @SambreakerSasaki Před 19 dny +23

      its even more impressive considering the bg3 level cap is 12 🤣

  • @zsoltmarkgyenes3295
    @zsoltmarkgyenes3295 Před 19 dny +760

    “I want to watch!” - the exciment in her voice. Ahhh, I love when Britt lets loose :D

    • @iaonyt
      @iaonyt Před 19 dny +32

      lol I was looking for the first horndog comment, didn't take long to find it

    • @Uaroth
      @Uaroth Před 19 dny +39

      @@iaonyt btw, always way too few such comments here comparing to channels with Russian translation of VLDL skits. No less then third of our comment section consists of (surprisingly polite for local language tradition) compliments to Britt, and often when she's not even in the video... While here people mention her once in a hundred years, and even this comment is a joke rather than an actual "horndog", I suspect. You guys are strange)

    • @iaonyt
      @iaonyt Před 19 dny +7

      @@Uaroth shut up lol no one cares

    • @Uaroth
      @Uaroth Před 19 dny +40

      @@iaonyt no one cares for anything, that's normal, people still write comments and share random thoughts about whatever they want - that's the idea, right? But OK)

    • @iaonyt
      @iaonyt Před 19 dny +13

      @@Uaroth You, good Sir, understand life.

  • @TheTroystreet
    @TheTroystreet Před 18 dny +31

    Alan’s realization that his parents will watch this is priceless

  • @jafstraycat
    @jafstraycat Před 18 dny +50

    Britt is so *awkward* when she's trying to be sexy, and so *sexy* when she's just being casual and natural.

  • @michael_pilot
    @michael_pilot Před 19 dny +1107

    It's entirely the fault of the solo adventurer: she spoke so suggestively!

    • @supa3ek
      @supa3ek Před 19 dny +72

      Yes ...she said "hello" !!!!!

    • @charlestownsend9280
      @charlestownsend9280 Před 19 dny +50

      Se did say she wanted to make a party, one can only assume she meant that sort of party.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 Před 19 dny +61

      She is teasing them with her modest and practical clothing, making them wonder what lies beneath.
      If only she had worn nothing but bikini armour, they would not have to wonder, and would not be tempted by the mystery.

    • @ragnartheshiz3153
      @ragnartheshiz3153 Před 18 dny +7

      I learned from the movie Hercules that “no” means “yes”, and “get lost” means “take me, I’m yours.”

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan Před 18 dny +4

      Literally every Muslim’s alibi

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 Před 19 dny +951

    When you want horns, but the DM doesn't allow tieflings.

    • @notajesternotaclown1102
      @notajesternotaclown1102 Před 19 dny +66

      You know what they say about a tiefling's horns. They're a great ride with handle bars

    • @TheHomelessDreamer
      @TheHomelessDreamer Před 19 dny +12

      Giving thumbs up to this really bizarre comment to see if it will become the top one.

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn Před 19 dny +5

      You've got a good DM there.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo Před 19 dny +2

      @@notajesternotaclown1102 You messed it up, it's about tieflings and their horns. Unless you are just referring to riding the horns, which well depending on the kink I guess somewhat valid.. just play safe if they are particularly pointy, and/or... Never mind, don't sidetrack me.

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 Před 19 dny +2

      What on earth language is this thread in?

  • @gfortrash
    @gfortrash Před 18 dny +10

    "I'm a TERRIBLE PALADIN". Yeah, epic! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pandakadabra
    @pandakadabra Před 16 dny +4

    1:55 her facial expression has me crying 🤣

  • @chriswindberg5010
    @chriswindberg5010 Před 19 dny +233

    "Im a terrible paladin!" *nipple pinching* holy shit 😂😂

    • @Timmahh85
      @Timmahh85 Před 19 dny +5

      Best character in this skit 😂😂😂

    • @garbouwdeark9103
      @garbouwdeark9103 Před 18 dny +2

      Really has that "Dating a Dark Summoner" vibes

  • @jjjjjjjjjjsssssss
    @jjjjjjjjjjsssssss Před 19 dny +434

    "Naughty paladin" whilst nipple tweaking is wild 🤣😭

    • @grraf1
      @grraf1 Před 19 dny +23

      You know there's a reason why some of them are 'fallen' ones 😈

    • @tickytacky8078
      @tickytacky8078 Před 19 dny +16

      And it wasn't Rowan wtf

    • @1Lanavis1
      @1Lanavis1 Před 19 dny +7

      That was a hilarious shock

    • @davideberhartii6028
      @davideberhartii6028 Před 19 dny +4

      and the alternative DLC package is a Greg the Garlic Farmer Skin for the Paladin!

    • @BlazzaBlu
      @BlazzaBlu Před 19 dny +4

      Through a chain mail shirt no less!

  • @desertrose0027
    @desertrose0027 Před 14 dny +4

    I love how the closed captioning at one point says "TOO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION*

  • @TheGrimjackfromCPT
    @TheGrimjackfromCPT Před 9 dny +4

    Rowan missed his chance to say "well I explode if I die, but I can also explode inside you" since I can only assume by his purple outfit he is supposed to be Gale🤣

  • @Adz2
    @Adz2 Před 19 dny +239

    Meanwhile Adam is standing over in the corner scared of the other companions 😂

  • @Boizemannen
    @Boizemannen Před 19 dny +363

    "I'm a terrible Paladin!". That sh*t got me!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 18 dny

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    • @Exokris
      @Exokris Před 18 dny

      came to say that hahah

    • @mwgfghost8231
      @mwgfghost8231 Před 18 dny +6

      Lol that and the nipple pinching wrecked me

    • @Boizemannen
      @Boizemannen Před 18 dny +2

      @@mwgfghost8231 I need that on a t-shirt!

    • @AleksiJoensuu
      @AleksiJoensuu Před 16 dny

      @@mwgfghost8231 Chainmail does pinch awfully sometimes if you don't wear a gambeson underneath.

  • @user-uv8kr4fe6o
    @user-uv8kr4fe6o Před 17 dny +6

    This rod makes fun of the extremely obsessive love lines in modern RPGs where you can’t even take a step through the plot without sleeping with someone.

    • @delta_glider4362
      @delta_glider4362 Před 12 dny

      You especially can't cos in modern RPG you have to choose from some short version of phrases and then your char will tell something completelly different 🤬

  • @leonestello8519
    @leonestello8519 Před 14 dny +4

    😂 Britt: "Off you go, Get Started, I WANT TO WATCH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FenrirWolfganger
    @FenrirWolfganger Před 19 dny +192

    Even in the background Ben was Astarion.
    I've never seen any similarity between Ben and Astarion but the moment I saw him in the background he was Astarion.

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Před 19 dny +204

    "My parents are subscribed."
    That will be an uncomfortable family gathering. 💀

  • @emger4275
    @emger4275 Před 18 dny +6

    Props to your scenery, its really detailed and all that effort fpr such a small clip, your production really came a long way.

  • @user-qd4xl2ck7l
    @user-qd4xl2ck7l Před 4 dny

    Love the "Shakespeare's actor" vibe Ben having every now and then) And Rowan being subtle and not able to hide his laugh is hilarious XD

  • @Sapphire707
    @Sapphire707 Před 19 dny +207

    "My parents are subscribed!" dear god...🤣

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 19 dny +7

      Just think, the day before this got posted, he had to call his parents and have 'The Talk' with them

    • @clray123
      @clray123 Před 19 dny

      You've got 69 likes.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 18 dny

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  • @PBTophie
    @PBTophie Před 19 dny +104

    Seeing Alan break as he realizes his parents are subscribed is the best. lol

  • @FalconRS
    @FalconRS Před 17 dny +3

    I am glad Schmerples joined this merry band of rascals from Middle Earth.

  • @plaguedoctor3970
    @plaguedoctor3970 Před 12 dny +1

    Rowan's charisma overshadows everyone else. Apparently he has a VERY BIG... charisma.

  • @Sn0wShepherd
    @Sn0wShepherd Před 19 dny +330

    "I want to TASTE you!" - 20 minutes into the game.

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Před 19 dny +23

      *Uses protective wooden stake*

    • @Sn0wShepherd
      @Sn0wShepherd Před 19 dny +10

      @@sebastiancoar1991 Enjoys the 15 opportunities to use protective stake. ;)

    • @setsunanoroi4971
      @setsunanoroi4971 Před 19 dny +21

      Apparently there are speedrunners who’ve gotten that line in 2 minutes.

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Před 19 dny +2

      @@Sn0wShepherd 😂... You forgot the one where you have to use it to save Minx a major neck ache.

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 Před 19 dny +8

      @@setsunanoroi4971 I wasn't speedrunning when I got it the first time I made camp. It was a minute and forty seconds after crash landing. Needless to say, there was no Rogue for the rest of the game.

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 Před 19 dny +556

    Near the end of Act 1 I figured most of the companions saw me as a friend but when the party began everyone went full *HORNY BONK MODE*

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 Před 19 dny +16

      Damn, it's the best to spend time with Fletriss, it's by far the sanest of them all...

    • @SanDan3rdDan
      @SanDan3rdDan Před 19 dny +47

      This was exactly when I uninstalled the game. All the characters were written like they were low IQ uni students who just learned a few long words. I loved Divinity Original Sin 2 and thought this game would be a good follow up. It got real exhausting avoiding the dating simulator this game was becoming.

    • @loren5432
      @loren5432 Před 19 dny +85

      ​@@SanDan3rdDanAre people really this prude about the game? I get that the companions are horny, but you can turn them down and they'll never bring up romance again.

    • @CrimsonTide001
      @CrimsonTide001 Před 19 dny +19

      @@loren5432 Actually it was pretty buggy the first few months. I had to turn down Gale at least 3 times and Halsin twice.

    • @wedgeantilles8575
      @wedgeantilles8575 Před 19 dny +43

      @@loren5432 This.
      "Avoiding the date simulator" - if klicking ONCE on "not intersted" is too much of a hazzle for him, I guess the game is too much for him in every aspect.

  • @rebeccae.5631
    @rebeccae.5631 Před 18 dny +1

    Every rewatch is worthy - didn't get everything in the first go and now I can't stop watching it, it's hilarious 😂😂❤ the facial expressions are wild!

  • @jasonm.6442
    @jasonm.6442 Před 16 dny +2

    idk why, but Brit screaming at the end "I wanna WATCH!" had me losing it! 🤣

  • @thomasace2547
    @thomasace2547 Před 19 dny +68

    Allan must be from the Oath of Throwing it back

  • @jeffbo7515
    @jeffbo7515 Před 19 dny +56

    "My parents are subscribed" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Alan thinking over his choices 😂😂😂

  • @morganalori
    @morganalori Před 13 dny +1

    OMG! this was awe-inspiring. The heat being thrown by everyone at the adventurer. LOL love how they all start off clean then devolve, but not Britt! straight in, no bs. Love the outro. Greg going "my parents subscribe" LOL too funny. Love it.

  • @StardustTeaMew
    @StardustTeaMew Před 17 dny +1

    "Off you go, Get started, I want to watch!!!! " ..... same britt ..... same lol 😂😮😅

  • @Doomwolf82002
    @Doomwolf82002 Před 19 dny +83

    The best part is the reason they were so "eager" was due to a bug according to the devs.

    • @ImpudentInfidel
      @ImpudentInfidel Před 19 dny +30

      I think that was Gale specifically. Lae'zel still tries to jump your bones by like day 2.

    • @RetroJack
      @RetroJack Před 19 dny

      Thank you for explaining the joke.

    • @perlundgren7797
      @perlundgren7797 Před 19 dny +30

      @@RetroJack He didn't, though. He added a fun fact, which uncommonly enough when people do that actually _was_ a fun fact.

    • @sciencefliestothemoon2305
      @sciencefliestothemoon2305 Před 19 dny +4

      What? As in Ghandi's stack overflow?

  • @SanDan3rdDan
    @SanDan3rdDan Před 19 dny +87

    This ain't satire, it's an accurate review of the game.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Před 18 dny +1

      That was not even the class known for dragon laying.

  • @jackganthier1381
    @jackganthier1381 Před 13 dny +1

    1:13 ROWAN BROKE! That’s the best. I absolutely busted out laughing myself when I heard Ben say that

  • @thearnoldarmy1899
    @thearnoldarmy1899 Před 17 dny +1

    I've never even played Balder's, and yet it's immediately what I thought of.

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 Před 19 dny +55

    I can just imagine some dude going hunting or fishing and stumble upon this set thinking its a P*rno

  • @didjargo
    @didjargo Před 19 dny +30

    Whatever you do, don't let the wizard show you a magic trick.

  • @ryanmcmillan375
    @ryanmcmillan375 Před 18 dny +1

    OMFG! I've been waiting for yall to do BG3 😂🎉
    THANK YOU

  • @TheFishCream
    @TheFishCream Před 14 dny +1

    I think that Alan might be getting a phone call from his parents. Perchance to talk about the birds and the bees and proper communication ettiquette with adventurers.

  • @dirtydan2695
    @dirtydan2695 Před 19 dny +50

    Rowan being the only “subtle” one is pretty good 😂

  • @kmoustakas
    @kmoustakas Před 19 dny +48

    300 hours into the game, that's kinda a fair assesment of every party member

  • @khorah
    @khorah Před 18 dny

    been watching for some time now and this is, hands down, the most hilarious one yet! Good job!! 😂

  • @Isidore22
    @Isidore22 Před 10 dny +1

    100% accurate. I was so annoyed when I played it. Zero friendship vibes from any of the companions. 0-->100 instantly

  • @FuriousMaximum
    @FuriousMaximum Před 19 dny +32

    As good as their skits already are, this is the absolute most accurate depiction of a specific source material to date.

  • @warboredom
    @warboredom Před 19 dny +55

    as soon as alan said "dont let them throw you" i immediately knew he was gunna say "let me throw you instead"

  • @TheCrimsonRevenger
    @TheCrimsonRevenger Před 17 dny +1

    I literally was reduced to screaming at my monitor "Goddamnit Gale! NO MEANS NO!"

  • @iav9488
    @iav9488 Před 18 dny

    Legitimately surprised we’ve only had 1-2 BG3 sketches so far, please make more!!

  • @NCR_Trooper_
    @NCR_Trooper_ Před 19 dny +58

    Patrolling the Sword Coast almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

  • @elsalfo
    @elsalfo Před 19 dny +42

    Hi Alan's parents

  • @Dornpunzel
    @Dornpunzel Před 16 dny +1

    Bens sudden "we should fuck" in the middle of a sentence is a skill I will try to master in my daily routine at work.

  • @bryanharte4771
    @bryanharte4771 Před 17 dny +1

    Rowan clearly looking away from cam to hide his laugh when Ben starts doing his thing lol.🤣🤣🤣

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 19 dny +143

    The worst feeling is when you have to turn one of them down because you realize too late the direction things are going. Turning Wyll down after the dance, the broken look on his face, hurt more than words could describe.

    • @Verdiumm
      @Verdiumm Před 19 dny +7

      I know right.

    • @ElicatrothTV
      @ElicatrothTV Před 19 dny +14

      My friend and I were both just going
      Whaaaaaaaaat????
      When that happened... Wylls pacing is so off lol. Like you can get to that without having him in your party doing anything even once xD

    • @Vakaria-plays
      @Vakaria-plays Před 19 dny +6

      Maybe to you, to me. ''Noooo thanks Warlock who is naive and apparently hasnt learned his lesson, one little dance and you think you can make the move? Nooooooo''

    • @berzerkaxe
      @berzerkaxe Před 19 dny +8

      Oh right, also it threw me off in (spoilers ahead) Act II. After you manage to free Shadowheart from becoming a chosen Shar, she L-bombs you right after escaping the shadow realm (in front of the other party members.)

    • @ValosarX
      @ValosarX Před 19 dny

      ​@@berzerkaxethat went different for me, she just left my party entirely. I guess it's because she wasn't in my party lol

  • @sebastiansilverfox6912
    @sebastiansilverfox6912 Před 19 dny +53

    This is so accurate...even down to the player response. This is why an "opt in" romance system is better than an "opt out" one. You end up wanting to sabotage your friendships in the game just to keep them from getting the wrong idea which, in turn, destroys immersion.

    • @jverz9430
      @jverz9430 Před 19 dny +10

      Yup. That's the same vibe I got. Having relationship stories in an RPG is fine and all, but the dialog was written like how some red-pill incel thinks people should respond. The choices are "be nice to someone" or "be an asshole" with the former always being interpreted as "let's f#$k." I used a mod to disable all relationships because navigating the dialog to avoid irrational responses was taking away from the actual game. It was Halsin that really broke it for me. Just casual conversation that escalated very quickly then dealing with his pout-fest when I'm like, "No thank you."

    • @sebastiansilverfox6912
      @sebastiansilverfox6912 Před 19 dny +11

      @@jverz9430 Yeah, that was so strangely injected into otherwise innocuous dialogue. I sincerely hope Larian fixes it because it ruins so much. Not only does it mess up regular gameplay, but it cheapens the pursuit for the character that actually does want to opt in. Real relationships take effort and imo, the game should reflect that with at least MOST of the NPCS. Don't get me wrong. Having one or two characters that just don't get it can work because some real people get mixed signals. But use that for character development or else everyone just looks like they are fawning over the player for no reason...and if you're trying to play a character who is ugly beyond reason, it just doesn't work.

    • @imALazyPanda
      @imALazyPanda Před 18 dny +11

      Also the fact every character in BG3 is player sexual. I don't mind the romance in games, they're pretty much a staple of the crpg genre for better or worse, but I like when the characters feel real. In dragon age, pillars and pathfinder crpgs some characters are straight others gay and others bi, some even have other conditions like can't be X race or must be X race and some don't have time for romance at all. I think that makes it feel much more immersive. Plus you aren't fighting off all your horny companions all the time only like a 3rd at any given time.
      Other crpgs also have harder romance flags than bg3, like some you honestly need a guide because they are that easy to mess up. Bg3 is just exist.

    • @Steven9567
      @Steven9567 Před 18 dny

      @@jverz9430 red pill? this what the left think relationships are

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 Před 17 dny

      @@imALazyPandaThat’s actually one of the things that I really liked about the Dragon Age series was that for the most part it was opt in and not opt out. The characters had their race and sex preferences (except for a few characters in DA2) that couldn’t be changed.
      Like, Morrigan was only interested in men. You couldn’t romance her as a female Grey Warden. Or Sera being lesbian with a particular preference for female Vashoth and much less so for an elf player.
      It made the friendships and romances feel much more realistic.

  • @abelgarcia3900
    @abelgarcia3900 Před 19 dny

    The props, castumes, background... Everything shouts quealikty its so good to see how much they have grown

  • @dominics4100
    @dominics4100 Před 18 dny +1

    I have to admit I think Halsin really let me see what it must be like for some people. "hey, lets hook up!" "no thanks!" later "Hey, I am REALLY into you, I just MUST have you" "I already said no, also -- im dating shadowheart so..." "Well that still works -- ASK HER TO JOIN!" "I SAID NO!" I feel like the rest of the characters were pretty simple one time asks but halsin was freaking relentless. Surprised he wasn't telling me 'it was his last night out before being shipped off to the druid war' or something

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia Před 19 dny +24

    I love that Ben made Rowan actually look away from the camera. Britt's excited "I want to watch!" is perfect.

  • @insanesheep
    @insanesheep Před 19 dny +186

    Prediction: the problem is Rowan again

    • @insanesheep
      @insanesheep Před 19 dny +32

      Rare moment where everyone shares equal chaos instead of Rowan and Ben getting to have all the fun...
      Extremely funny by the way 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Milxfanta
      @Milxfanta Před 19 dny +3

      Rowan was always the problem

    • @obviousalias132
      @obviousalias132 Před 19 dny +9

      I feel like Alan stole this one.

    • @EnoEnasni
      @EnoEnasni Před 19 dny +2

      OR!? Was he the solution this time...😅

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Před 19 dny +3

      Rowan was in the skit?
      When? Where?
      I only saw dressed people....😉

  • @tmytyson
    @tmytyson Před 17 dny +1

    1:51 The Paladin's "Don't let them throw you... let ME throw you" is such a great bait and switch wordplay; it really, y'know, threw me.

  • @timothysands5537
    @timothysands5537 Před 19 dny +2

    the "I want to watch part" was damaged control on her end lol

  • @claytonjacobs4098
    @claytonjacobs4098 Před 19 dny +22

    Nice costumes. Britts armor looked particularly good. Love how she went straight to the point. No small talk.

  • @insanesheep
    @insanesheep Před 19 dny +149

    Rare moment where they all cause equal chaos instead of Rowan and Ben stealing it all:
    Incredibly funny skit btw 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shawnyoung5552
    @shawnyoung5552 Před 17 dny

    I really feel like the team has built enough chemistry and work so well with each other I really would love if they could make a cohesive show either in old timey settings like this or a full sitcom with the store setting.

  • @tree_4249
    @tree_4249 Před 11 dny

    I was sitting here binging this channel, living my life watching all these skits that I find so strange and funny in their own way. This video was different. It changed something deep inside of me. It clicked like my factory reset as I realized what I was watching. As I looked down at myself sitting there in silence watching, I though about my life, was it all really worth it, did I come this far to watch this and wonder why im still here. What is the purpose, why do people watch this, why do I want to watch it again, why do I want to leave a comment expressing how much this scared me. Im like a dog whom looked in the mirror and shat itself from confusion, except from discust. For what we are today from our thoughts of yesterday and our present thoughts build our life tommorow I will think back to this moment with pride, and Cry from utter disturbance. My Pc was turned off half way through. Here I return to write a shit ass comment that noone will read. My pet fish named Bingo will rise above the clouds to look down apon me. Of which- ok how im out of random stuff to say... and I dont have a pet fish

  • @AAA12353-
    @AAA12353- Před 19 dny +55

    The Actual Hardest Difficulty Setting:
    A monk with a backstory including a vow of chastity 💀

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 18 dny

      E‎ ‎

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Před 18 dny +4

      Have you seen the trailers? Indeed the most difficult of settings imaginable.

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 Před 18 dny +3

      Legit as a bisexual i felt as if i was in purgatory being tested to see if i would fail the test of self control

  • @FreyjaRKim
    @FreyjaRKim Před 19 dny +32

    Watching Rowan, Ben, and Alan doing this was almost as natural as breathing (still made me giggle a lot), but Britt was on another level, she threw it out of this universe. "Off you go, you get started. I want to watch!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also starting off with Rowan was undoubtedly making everything funnier when you have watched a lot of Viva's videos. The way it escalated was perfect. 🤣

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 Před 12 dny +1

    Not Gale and Lae'zel suddenly talking about how much they like my stinky sweat 😂 and people say Astarion comes off strong

  • @BiasedGrunt
    @BiasedGrunt Před 10 dny +1

    Lmfao rowan turning his face when ben said "we should fuck" was hilarious, glad you guys have so much fun with these skits

  • @cttommy73
    @cttommy73 Před 19 dny +26

    The glance down at "large... Amount of power." Was what did me in. Lady was really interested in what "large" thing Rowan might be packing. *Wink Wink

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 Před 19 dny +35

    I appreciate Britt's to the point approach

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal Před 13 dny +1

    There's a trope in Dungeons and Dragons, or any roleplaying system really, of "that guy", the guy who just wants roleplay weird sexual encounters and thinks game night with other people is the time to do it. Larian Studios made that guy everyone...

  • @rillsleather
    @rillsleather Před 17 dny

    Watching you guys have so much fun has inspired me to attempt to start my own gaming channel. I love video games and want to play D&D one day, so a run of BG3 seems like a good place to start. However I may have bitten off more than I can chew by deciding to act out all the Tav dialogue in greenscreen....all I can say is it's a far cry from leathercraft and has made me really appreciate just how much bloomin hard work you guys put into these skits. 😵‍💫 You are champions every one of ya! Wish me luck...and possibly sense. Maybe one day I'll get a fan sending me a flyswat too 😉

  • @romanova-9682
    @romanova-9682 Před 19 dny +75

    YAY you're finally doing Baldur's gate!!!!

    • @otakukaku
      @otakukaku Před 19 dny

      They have done one before about the random "You Failed Your Perspection" checks. I think it was also the first time we saw the VLDL Tavern.

    • @damiien2684
      @damiien2684 Před 19 dny

      @@otakukaku I think that is just their D&D skits, not particularly related to Baldur's Gate. Baldur's Gate, after all, is based on D&D.

    • @otakukaku
      @otakukaku Před 18 dny

      @damiien2684 It was literally the BG3 graphics pop-up and wasn't part of their D&D Logic series. This was as D&D slit as that because I have seen enough RPGHorrorStories where TTRPG DMs try to shoehorn sexual themes into games where some players are not comfortable with the content.

  • @spursamn
    @spursamn Před 19 dny +10

    The Paladin has definitely taken the oath of throwing it back

  • @alexandercollinson4040

    Are VLDL doing specifically Baldur's Gate now?! That's amazing! Also Rowan as Gale really fits. XD

  • @KerbalLauncher
    @KerbalLauncher Před 17 dny +1

    Ah yes, the classic strategy of dating simulator disguised as an RPG.

  • @jaybutler779
    @jaybutler779 Před 19 dny +17

    Allan is a Paladin “oath of Throwing it Back!”

  • @bellissimo4520
    @bellissimo4520 Před 19 dny +9

    1:42 - Rowan, Ben and Britt in the background are killing me... 🤣

  • @andrewparkin4036
    @andrewparkin4036 Před 19 dny +1

    Omg...lol, Rowan both funny and creepy at the same time added with the blazingly brilliant captions had me rolling with laughter.....the cherry on the cake was Alan corpsing at the end then saying his parents are subscribed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sspaceforce
    @sspaceforce Před 5 dny

    You guys are a riot, absolutely hilarious. Everyone in BG3 is basically like that

  • @roar3364
    @roar3364 Před 19 dny +15

    OMG this was hilarious! I relate to this so much from playing BG3, and I can't love this enough!!!
    "Don't let them throw you... let me throw you adventurer, up against a wall!"

  • @onehundredbirds4181
    @onehundredbirds4181 Před 19 dny +21

    I cast "Friendzone" on Gayle. I cast "Friendzone" on Shadowheart. I cast... Damn it! Not enough spell slots.

  • @suttone75
    @suttone75 Před 18 dny

    Another great video! I laughed so hard at this! Thank you!

  • @user-jc3wi1cz5r
    @user-jc3wi1cz5r Před 18 dny

    Genius actors. Smooth as usual, incomparable👍🏻