This roleplay made me laugh a little too hard...i went from being insulted, to getting complimented, and now i'm witnessing my dentist promote his onlyfans The light triggers were pretty neat too
I love that he is so open about everything and he’s funny😂”let me see that disgusting a$$ mouth”😂😂😂”see I’m not like other dentist i’m actually a registered s3x offender”😂😂😂😂
The camera shutter sound is sooooo good, def my favorite trigger in this vid. I did wanna say even though this didn’t go the way you planned I admire that even when making jokes, you still take asmr so seriously. It’s not gimmicky, and you dont sacrifice the audio quality for comedy or a punchline. Love the soft speaking, it’s really such a distinct part of your asmr, great vid Patrick!!
It may not have gone the way you intended, but the way it happened was actually one of the best "worst _____" role plays I've seen because of your relaxed demeanor and nonchalant carelessness about the viewer mixed with your self depreciating jokes and statements. You really are the worst dentist 😂👍
I only found you recently, and I’ve never been a fan of visual triggers, but the way you do them is just mesmerizing! Not to mention your silly humor catches me off guard everytime lmao
Once, I had an awesome pediatric dentist. One day, it was sold to another practitioner. I kid you not, he redecorated the entire office with a pirate theme. He then pretended to be a pirate as he cleaned me teeth. He pretended the scraper was a little hook. He threatened to keel-haul me for not flossing. I am not joking but it was truly a strange and psychedelic experience. Needless to say I did not go back, for it very much felt like being captured and held at hookpoint by an old timey pirate and I felt lucky to have escaped his evil clutches. I am so excited for this concept and stoked that you've been streaming :o
TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Intro 0:25 Golve sounds and dentist role-play 2:19 Church story ⛪️ 3:38 Roasting your mouth👄 5:05 Roasing you on 4chan 5:53 Taking pictures 📸 (to post them on 4chan) 6:16 Roasting/anti-roasting or something like that 6:40 His OnlyFans 6:53 Some more pictures 📸 7:28 Some hands movements (in the mouth BTW)✋️ 7:51 He is gonna file down all the nasty goofy ahh gross layer of you teeth🦷 8:47 Now he makes you teeth smooth with a brush I guess🦷 9:31 The schlong story 10:23 Black infinity cube (I think he forgot he's a dentist) 11:31 Lip gloss👄 13:52 Hand movements 14:13 Glove sounds 15:22 Teeth brushing 🦷 16:43 Outro Just imagine that this is the first video that you see from this guy Day 2 of making timestamps until I become a moderator
Patrick, you are one of my favorite asmrtists. Watching the journey of an up and coming asmrtist is very gratifying, and its nice to catch someone like you early on in your career. Your asmr is genuinely some of the best I've seen, because you don't try to go for a professional look, you embrace the Lo-Fi and the awkwardness. I love how you experiment with triggers and visual asmr to see how you do, and how you try your best every video to make us tingle. Your efforts do not go unnoticed, and I look forward to seeing you grow in the future.
Came expecting a story about a horrifying dentist, left with a dentist roleplay! And it still felt so much more natural than some peoples stiff, overplanned roleplays. I love it! Thanks again!
i've been dealing with a fuckton of stress and anxiety lately, losing friends and shit of that nature. this was a breath of fresh air, and gave me something to smile and laugh about. thank you so much patrick
me watching this silly goose apply lipgloss to my forehead: 6:23 seriously though the chaotic humor was oddly relaxing, reminds me of those chill male nurses who will like come draw your blood in basketball shorts with a can of monster. also that stapler camera sound?? magic
Subscribers: "it's nice to see him getting comfortable with roleplays" Patrick: Makes himself a sex offender with adhd who works as an unlicensed dentist in the evening. I can't 😂😂❤
That church speech was so real. Every time I went I was like “what chapter are we on? I don’t know any of these characters” went back with family once and everyone knew where to go to in the book and I just gave up, it’s like starting a class in the middle of the semester
“See- im not like other dentists, im a registered Sex offender.” THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD BDHAHDHAH the asmr you create is so relaxing and funny at the same time ur one of my favorite asmrists ever
For me it was 11pm, this was uploaded. Nothing suspicious about an 11pm dentist appointment. 😂😂😂 My god the stapler with the flashlight, being a vintage camera, was GENIUS. 😮
ok few things patrick… 1. your improv, your own reaction to your stories & monologue is contagiously funny af 2. the stapler + light combo is very tingly 💯 we need more of those 😩👌🏼 3. the video did not fall to shit. i was busy tingling from start to finish. idc if you start as a dentist and end as a night time construction worker asmr. 4. did i mention i love the stapler + light trigger combo?
i never write reviews but i just have to say i watch your videos every night to go to sleep, and this one had me dying laughing. usually i fall asleep too quick to realize your true comedic prowess but this video is definitely one of my favorites 😭😭 the only fans comment took me OUT
Even if the video didn't turn out how you wanted it to, you managed to give me tingles which is super rare for me. So at least from my perspective you did great!
when he’s staring into my eyes and applying lipstick I already planned my future with him but when he said my lips are kissable I practically got down on one knee
this shit was killer man lmao. i don’t comment often but i’ve been really struggling mentally recently and this just really hit, was losing my shit throughout. thanks so much for always making me smile, love your channel xxx
evening dentist 🤣 also i’m so happy you posted a role play. and also very happy you are now streaming live!! very very happy to see you make progress and seeing where you can expand on your channel!! happy hapy
was just watching your hand sounds video which is one of my favs, just saw the notif and i am EXCITED for the new vid >:)) 1:40 definitely not your fault 😔💀
absolutely love the quality of your videos and your stupid little jokes, please keep it up!! you're one of the only people who give me tingles anymore, you have such great vibes - feels like you're genuinely having fun instead of just "i tap tap tap now :) ok bye" lmao id absolutely love to see more of that stapler+flashlight combo too !! or or or something like picking up the camera and stapling at you in the same manner ?
i love this. it’s so funny and silly and relaxing and tingly. perfect mix. i especially loved the way you did the photos? the clicking mixed w the visual trigger was so nice!! great job as always thank you so much
Patrick we all love your silly goofy asmr, don’t feel down for the video not going the way you want. I passed out halfway through but I was giggling at the “Jesus Christ it’s disgusting” it caught me off guard but in the best way. I’m trying to sleep stop making me laugh!!!! Jk 💕 keep it up, I keep coming back time and time again!
as someone with really fucked up teeth, this was so nostalgic. i don't smoke or do meth but i dont have to, i'm a natural. we're really riding the same wavelength.
i feel so bad you got self conscious at the end cuz i was thinking this vid is perfect and rly funny 😭 i hope this channel’s growth and the comments give u more self confidence cuz it seems u always think the stuff u do sucks when it’s actually kinda awesome😭
That lip gloss lid/wand…. Best tingles I’ve gotten in a while… Also… Patrick, you are the only asmr artist that can relax me and have me busting out laughing intermittently in the same moment. You’re a gift my friend.
I’ve been watching Patrick ever since he hit 12k he’s definitely one of my favorite asmr content creators cause he’s so funny and he also has this way of making me tingle with anything
This is the only asmr video I've never fallen asleep to, and that's only because I can't stop laughing :D!!! it's very relaxing tho! helps me slow down my brain, and just have a laugh. will 100000% always be one of my favs to come back to :)!
He did it. Patrick did a role play. Only OG pat fans will know how long we’ve been waiting for this. Thank you pat.
You're welcome :)
@@PatricksASMRI love you
This roleplay made me laugh a little too hard...i went from being insulted, to getting complimented, and now i'm witnessing my dentist promote his onlyfans
The light triggers were pretty neat too
“I’m an evening dentist” really got me for some reason, whole video is gold
This roleplay is awesome. It’s actually great that it’s not so rigid and rehearsed feeling. Would love to see more of these if you’re up for it
Where's your roleplay😩😩😩😩 I been waiting
@@floofyneko5531huh? She didn't say she was roleplaying
@@AverageCowboysFan89 she doesn't need to😈
@@floofyneko5531 wow calm down there buckaroo
@@AverageCowboysFan89 😂😂 alright alright Im just playin
That 9:00 min plot twist though. This wasn't just asmr, it was a sad tale that brought a tear to my eye.
That stapler-flashlight camera combo is pure genius.
miss manganese does it a lot so you might like her asmr! patrick also loves her channel he had it linked in the description a while back
@@oddity404ahh that’s cool. It’s my first time experiencing that trigger and it’s amazing lol
I actually find going to the dentist very relaxing. But now I don‘t know if I want to go to Patrick dentist or my dentist
You got to Patrick after your dentist
Patrick is your dentist now.
But he's an evening dentist
Wait your dentist is relaxing 😮
I find it relaxing when I get nitrious oxide.
This is somehow simultaneously incredibly funny and incredibly relaxing?? And I love it??
I love that he is so open about everything and he’s funny😂”let me see that disgusting a$$ mouth”😂😂😂”see I’m not like other dentist i’m actually a registered s3x offender”😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at that part 💀💀💀
he's hilarious I love him sm literally saw the n*pple ASMR vid and thought omg this dude slaps lmao
@@Shield954 I was just trying to sleep and ended up dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
timestamp?
@@pazuzu1”let me see that disgusting a$$ mouth of yours”-4:51
“See I’m not like other dentist I’m actually a registered s3x offender”-9:11
had to pause the video and recuperate after that stain joke omg💀
SAME HAHHhshhsshsahah
The camera shutter sound is sooooo good, def my favorite trigger in this vid. I did wanna say even though this didn’t go the way you planned I admire that even when making jokes, you still take asmr so seriously. It’s not gimmicky, and you dont sacrifice the audio quality for comedy or a punchline. Love the soft speaking, it’s really such a distinct part of your asmr, great vid Patrick!!
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It may not have gone the way you intended, but the way it happened was actually one of the best "worst _____" role plays I've seen because of your relaxed demeanor and nonchalant carelessness about the viewer mixed with your self depreciating jokes and statements. You really are the worst dentist 😂👍
I only found you recently, and I’ve never been a fan of visual triggers, but the way you do them is just mesmerizing! Not to mention your silly humor catches me off guard everytime lmao
Once, I had an awesome pediatric dentist. One day, it was sold to another practitioner. I kid you not, he redecorated the entire office with a pirate theme. He then pretended to be a pirate as he cleaned me teeth. He pretended the scraper was a little hook. He threatened to keel-haul me for not flossing. I am not joking but it was truly a strange and psychedelic experience.
Needless to say I did not go back, for it very much felt like being captured and held at hookpoint by an old timey pirate and I felt lucky to have escaped his evil clutches.
I am so excited for this concept and stoked that you've been streaming :o
This is so funny I was smiling the whole time 😂 these “worst ____” videos can be so hit or miss but this was one of my favorites I’ve ever seen!
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 Intro
0:25 Golve sounds and dentist role-play
2:19 Church story ⛪️
3:38 Roasting your mouth👄
5:05 Roasing you on 4chan
5:53 Taking pictures 📸 (to post them on 4chan)
6:16 Roasting/anti-roasting or something like that
6:40 His OnlyFans
6:53 Some more pictures 📸
7:28 Some hands movements (in the mouth BTW)✋️
7:51 He is gonna file down all the nasty goofy ahh gross layer of you teeth🦷
8:47 Now he makes you teeth smooth with a brush I guess🦷
9:31 The schlong story
10:23 Black infinity cube (I think he forgot he's a dentist)
11:31 Lip gloss👄
13:52 Hand movements
14:13 Glove sounds
15:22 Teeth brushing 🦷
16:43 Outro
Just imagine that this is the first video that you see from this guy
Day 2 of making timestamps until I become a moderator
Patrick roleplays are top tier. They're funny, not too serious, and he still incorporates his style of ASMR into it! I love it 💗
I think this is his only one
BRO THIS IS UNREAL HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. You’re my fav asmrtist
this cheered me up so much LMAO also that “camera” trigger with the light is gold
Patrick, you are one of my favorite asmrtists. Watching the journey of an up and coming asmrtist is very gratifying, and its nice to catch someone like you early on in your career. Your asmr is genuinely some of the best I've seen, because you don't try to go for a professional look, you embrace the Lo-Fi and the awkwardness. I love how you experiment with triggers and visual asmr to see how you do, and how you try your best every video to make us tingle. Your efforts do not go unnoticed, and I look forward to seeing you grow in the future.
This is straight comedy gold! Hard to fall asleep when i chuckle every 20 seconds.
This is unhinged. It's perfect. Absolutely loved the photo and lip gloss triggers, btw.
Came expecting a story about a horrifying dentist, left with a dentist roleplay! And it still felt so much more natural than some peoples stiff, overplanned roleplays. I love it! Thanks again!
Also I LOLd I had to go back and find the part but it's 4:45 where he insults me and then laughs about it 🤣🤣🤣
the stapler camera with the light was honestly such a good combination of visual and audio tingles
Patrick’s probably one of the funniest asmrtists out there. He’s just effortlessly funny 😂
patrick doing night dentistry on me was the last thing i expected to be putting me to sleep tonight but god is it tingly
i've been dealing with a fuckton of stress and anxiety lately, losing friends and shit of that nature. this was a breath of fresh air, and gave me something to smile and laugh about. thank you so much patrick
me watching this silly goose apply lipgloss to my forehead: 6:23
seriously though the chaotic humor was oddly relaxing, reminds me of those chill male nurses who will like come draw your blood in basketball shorts with a can of monster. also that stapler camera sound?? magic
I swear that staples + torch light was hella satisfying and tingly. You can make an entire video just on that!
the stapler/flashlight trigger was super creative. really got me. funny as hell video too man
"Jesus christ, that is disgusting"😅😂
Subscribers: "it's nice to see him getting comfortable with roleplays"
Patrick: Makes himself a sex offender with adhd who works as an unlicensed dentist in the evening.
I can't 😂😂❤
camera part was insanely good
He is gay😂
The stapler and light when taking pictures was perfection
That church speech was so real. Every time I went I was like “what chapter are we on? I don’t know any of these characters” went back with family once and everyone knew where to go to in the book and I just gave up, it’s like starting a class in the middle of the semester
9:10 Patrick this shit got me dying😂
Your sense of humor is 10/10
3:51 4:50 man had me dead, I haven’t laughed from Asmr before, he takes the trophy
Your channel is one of the best I've seen in recent times, thank you so much for being an inspiration to me!😁
Bro just as I'm trying to sleep so perfect timing!! ( its literally 2:20am 😭). THIS IS SO FUNNY AND AWESOME 💀
Literally mood.
I love your sense of humor so goddamn much
“See- im not like other dentists, im a registered Sex offender.” THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD BDHAHDHAH the asmr you create is so relaxing and funny at the same time ur one of my favorite asmrists ever
This is the most unhinged asmr dentist roleplay ive ever seen in my life 😭😭
For me it was 11pm, this was uploaded. Nothing suspicious about an 11pm dentist appointment. 😂😂😂
My god the stapler with the flashlight, being a vintage camera, was GENIUS. 😮
this is halarious yet so relaxing 😭😭
ok few things patrick…
1. your improv, your own reaction to your stories & monologue is contagiously funny af
2. the stapler + light combo is very tingly 💯 we need more of those 😩👌🏼
3. the video did not fall to shit. i was busy tingling from start to finish. idc if you start as a dentist and end as a night time construction worker asmr.
4. did i mention i love the stapler + light trigger combo?
this is so funny i couldnt stop laughing in betweeen my tingles
thanks for making me laugh bro this was so funny, not great for sleeping but funny 😭
Thanks so much
Dentist that calls it my “stinky mouth” and says it’s FUBAR and wants to post me on 4chan is actually everything I want
“ too busy making dumbass jokes” that’s why we love you patrick, we all fall asleep with a smile
i never write reviews but i just have to say i watch your videos every night to go to sleep, and this one had me dying laughing. usually i fall asleep too quick to realize your true comedic prowess but this video is definitely one of my favorites 😭😭 the only fans comment took me OUT
ok i’m obsessed with these type of triggers
Wtf! Craziest trigger I've seen is the stapler and a flashlight being a camera. So cool 🤩
Even if the video didn't turn out how you wanted it to, you managed to give me tingles which is super rare for me. So at least from my perspective you did great!
when he’s staring into my eyes and applying lipstick I already planned my future with him but when he said my lips are kissable I practically got down on one knee
this has to be ur funniest video yet. I'm also obsessed with the camera sound it was so good
You’re hilarious!! Please do more or these unhinged videos lol
“i’m not like other dentists, i’m a registered sex offender” i’m dead LOL
Lmaooo the church story was too funny it woke me back up
the whole video lowkey had me gigglin, so nice hearing a laugh nd still enjoyin the asmr
i normally try not to sleep at my dentist appointments so this one is in reverse
" I never trust a dentist, and that is why i become a dentist because i only trust myself" 😂😂
ISTGG the way you did the camera is so creative!! lmao i love this sm
I hate going to the dentist but, if it’s Patrick I’ll make an exception.
u randomly talking abt catholic school while being a dentist is so funny
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Hi Jamal
We love you jamal
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hi!!!! ur one of my favorite asmrists i get superrr happy whenever you post!!! its 2:22am for me right now :-D
this shit was killer man lmao. i don’t comment often but i’ve been really struggling mentally recently and this just really hit, was losing my shit throughout. thanks so much for always making me smile, love your channel xxx
Really glad you liked it :) And I pray your struggles pass soon. Sorry about them.
@@PatricksASMR thanks so much! honestly things are getting better every day :) hope youre doing well x
Pls more roleplays like this button
"being all holy and stuff" i can'ttt 😭
5:55 6:55 i loved the stapler + flashlight combo :o
The camera shutter trigger was really good. You should do a lights trigger video!
evening dentist 🤣 also i’m so happy you posted a role play. and also very happy you are now streaming live!! very very happy to see you make progress and seeing where you can expand on your channel!! happy hapy
was just watching your hand sounds video which is one of my favs, just saw the notif and i am EXCITED for the new vid >:))
1:40 definitely not your fault 😔💀
he’s so freaking funny i have. such a crush on him
absolutely love the quality of your videos and your stupid little jokes, please keep it up!! you're one of the only people who give me tingles anymore, you have such great vibes - feels like you're genuinely having fun instead of just "i tap tap tap now :) ok bye" lmao
id absolutely love to see more of that stapler+flashlight combo too !! or or or something like picking up the camera and stapling at you in the same manner ?
Keep it up man. I love this channel so much. Amazing ASMR!
I liked the role play in this! It was funny and the parts where you’d laugh bc what ur saying was so outrageous was hilarious
Omg please never change your set up its so good
this is my favorite asmr video ever
i love this. it’s so funny and silly and relaxing and tingly. perfect mix. i especially loved the way you did the photos? the clicking mixed w the visual trigger was so nice!! great job as always thank you so much
Not your patient just casually passing away
Patrick we all love your silly goofy asmr, don’t feel down for the video not going the way you want. I passed out halfway through but I was giggling at the “Jesus Christ it’s disgusting” it caught me off guard but in the best way.
I’m trying to sleep stop making me laugh!!!! Jk 💕 keep it up, I keep coming back time and time again!
patrick this was so much fun!! don’t be so hard on yourself my friend
as someone with really fucked up teeth, this was so nostalgic. i don't smoke or do meth but i dont have to, i'm a natural. we're really riding the same wavelength.
I DIDNT REALIZE U STARTED TALKING ABT NOT LIKING IT THIS RP WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS I LOVED THIS VIDEO PLS MAKE MORE
I gotchu :)
i feel so bad you got self conscious at the end cuz i was thinking this vid is perfect and rly funny 😭 i hope this channel’s growth and the comments give u more self confidence cuz it seems u always think the stuff u do sucks when it’s actually kinda awesome😭
Chefs kiss to the Stapler and flashlight combo😚🤌🏽
I love this video. It was soooo funny, I also really enjoyed the camera trigger, very nice
That lip gloss lid/wand…. Best tingles I’ve gotten in a while…
Also… Patrick, you are the only asmr artist that can relax me and have me busting out laughing intermittently in the same moment. You’re a gift my friend.
I can’t stop coming back to this video, Patrick PLEASE do more roleplay it’s soo good and funny
Bru I laught so much bru you to funny keep up the work
IM LOSING MY MIND I NEED MORE ROLEPLAYS JUST LIKE THIS BUT WHISPERED- BRO PLEASE
I’ve been watching Patrick ever since he hit 12k he’s definitely one of my favorite asmr content creators cause he’s so funny and he also has this way of making me tingle with anything
This is the only asmr video I've never fallen asleep to, and that's only because I can't stop laughing :D!!!
it's very relaxing tho! helps me slow down my brain, and just have a laugh. will 100000% always be one of my favs to come back to :)!
I’m in love with this man. He’s hilarious and sends me to sleep every night. He’s also handsome as hell 😭
Awwwww :)
@@PatricksASMR ❤️
“I’m actually a registered sex offender” is the line that made me feel comfortable and secure 🙏🙏🙏
Please do more roleplays 😂 This was hilarious 🤣
Bro the stapler and flashlight tingle is insanely effective and one of my new favorite
I fr have a dentist appointment today. Btw I fricken love the part we’re he says, “Jesus Christ that is disgusting!” 💀