IMHO | RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 9 Premiere Review!

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    Timestamps:
    0:00 Episode Begins
    10:50 Review Begins (Ep 1)
    13:05 The Library (Ep 1)
    22:12 Runways/Performances (Ep 1)
    29:35 Top 2 & Lipsync (Ep 1)
    33:42 Review Begins (Ep 2)
    35:12 The Paint Ball (Ep 2)
    45:02 Top 2 & Lipsync (Ep 2)
    47:19 Credits Chat
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Komentáře • 339

  • @IMHOTheShow
    @IMHOTheShow  Před 27 dny +17

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  • @nana-wb2xh
    @nana-wb2xh Před 27 dny +400

    mama kudos for recording that, for uploading!

  • @sumacmusac
    @sumacmusac Před 27 dny +240

    at this point I might be more excited for more IMHO than the actual season lmao

    • @lonnybreaux3078
      @lonnybreaux3078 Před 27 dny +2

      clock it

    • @lynnhobby32321
      @lynnhobby32321 Před 26 dny +2

      I really don’t care what they talk about out. I’m here for the fuckery! 😂❤

    • @lanzy9411
      @lanzy9411 Před 24 dny

      Exactly. Like I mainly watch now Pit Stop, IMHO and Dont Drag Us
      I have more fun watching people talk about the show than the actual show itself now 😂

    • @OhGodWhatIsThisAah
      @OhGodWhatIsThisAah Před 23 dny +1

      I love these two I've never seen an episode of Drag Race.

    • @delicioso_
      @delicioso_ Před 22 dny

      Clock that T. And it's true. At the end, Jasmine Masters had right.

  • @PavelKrypto
    @PavelKrypto Před 27 dny +186

    I love the subtle Bussy Queen digs; a bit of gentle fun!

  • @irladm
    @irladm Před 27 dny +129

    not Alexis practicing for her drag race verse challenge

  • @DiamondStripzXO
    @DiamondStripzXO Před 27 dny +66

    So glad that Nicola Coughlan decided to join darby in reviewing as9.

  • @jade_zooted
    @jade_zooted Před 27 dny +45

    "Screaming to get the oil out" had me ROLLINGGGG 💀

  • @youtubeselv
    @youtubeselv Před 27 dny +90

    My brain gets serotonin whenever I hear that little jingly bop at the beginning.

    • @ardweiner
      @ardweiner Před 27 dny +4

      Followed emphatically by the wheeze 😫

    • @wlb2j
      @wlb2j Před 27 dny

      Totally!

    • @annavictrix
      @annavictrix Před 22 dny

      OMG same I hope they never change it.

  • @katyawc
    @katyawc Před 27 dny +99

    when watching drag race belgique, i complained to my mom that one of the regular judges often shouted at inappropriate times and was giving drunk straight woman at drag brunch. and my mom has the AUDACITY to say "If you didn't like the belgique judge screaming why are you okay with Keke Palmer doing it?" I was so offended she would dare try and turn me against Keke. She was hyping the girls up during the lipsync and not randomly yelling shit, there is a difference!

    • @creneau7665
      @creneau7665 Před 26 dny +5

      I'm from Belgium and I love Lio, she's an iconic woman, but I agree, I also kind of thought she was shouting at inapropriate times

    • @elliothowl7967
      @elliothowl7967 Před 26 dny

      Your mother is no ally

  • @aresdefer
    @aresdefer Před 27 dny +16

    The way I had to pause the video and leave for a smoke break after "if you're not on board with that... bussyqueen"

  • @th0m4s229
    @th0m4s229 Před 27 dny +68

    Alexis in the ad???? STUNNING

  • @ItsEdGore
    @ItsEdGore Před 27 dny +48

    Moira Rose and Scarlet O'Hara reviewing Drag race

  • @kevmagill5163
    @kevmagill5163 Před 27 dny +42

    As a fan and a patron, how do you not have a million subscribers? Smart comedy gold.

  • @pikminrulez6745
    @pikminrulez6745 Před 27 dny +23

    I don't know where else to post this, but Jorgeous in her monochromatic outfit looks like a Pikmin and I love it

    • @forest_green
      @forest_green Před 27 dny +11

      Someone posted on the drag race subreddit that she looks like Tingle from Zelda 💀

    • @corvoattano44
      @corvoattano44 Před 27 dny +2

      ​@@forest_green she literally looks so much like tingle LMAO. more like twinkle

  • @taicraven5833
    @taicraven5833 Před 27 dny +22

    Alexis, the Leading Lady "Brigette" bra starts at an A cup and the band sizes up to 54. Also, the Elomi "Cate" bra starts at a B cup and the band sizes up to a 48.

  • @DanByDaylight
    @DanByDaylight Před 27 dny +15

    IMHO is the only show that I don’t skip the sponsor moment because it’s as funny as the main part of the video

  • @jpropht
    @jpropht Před 27 dny +22

    CAN I SEE YOU BACK HERE! I NEED TO SEE YOU - BACK - HERE!

  • @I_amsoprecious
    @I_amsoprecious Před 27 dny +10

    Thank you Alexis! People have been saying that Angeria took everyone to church but she took us to a Whitney concert! Whitney was a park and bark queen. As soon as the handkerchief came out, she won.

  • @seraph_rj5700
    @seraph_rj5700 Před 27 dny +17

    10:50 not promoting scamming the bad father 🤣😂🤣😂😭 i almost ruined my workstation in the office

  • @Ghostface1998
    @Ghostface1998 Před 27 dny +22

    Plastique has slayed both episodes and most definitely the ball like omg she used that money so well. The caliber that she’s bringing has been the best so far. Oh Nina her painted runway that she made was so bad she would’ve been in the bttm had there been eliminations.

  • @SofondaCox69
    @SofondaCox69 Před 27 dny +24

    🎶🎶 Surf shark does it betterrrrr Surf shark does it rightttttt 🎶

    • @Swazinga
      @Swazinga Před 27 dny +4

      the way i’m confused why that company hasn’t made it their Jingle yet

  • @leahvanloon8217
    @leahvanloon8217 Před 27 dny +10

    I don’t know how I only found you two this week but I have gone down the rabbit hole and watching all your old videos and I just want to say you two make me loff so much and thanks for bringing up Palestine 🇵🇸 ❤

  • @kev_ev
    @kev_ev Před 27 dny +14

    I completely understand the mindset of separating the show and keeping it fun and lighthearted but im also very happy that you guys are choosing to use this platform as well as your personals for such an important topic! ❤ sending lots of love for Darby and all her non specific stuff thats going on too

  • @NoelBerms
    @NoelBerms Před 27 dny +27

    I was confused when Alexis started talking with an RP accent but when she stopped, I was, "Why'd she stopped?"
    We need a whole episode with Alexis P Bevelton.

  • @enriquecastaneda3514
    @enriquecastaneda3514 Před 27 dny +9

    Not Ms. Idina Mendel catching strays from Lady Bevels!!! 😂😂😂

  • @corvoattano44
    @corvoattano44 Před 27 dny +6

    i need a compilation of "can i see you back here"

  • @DiaryOfDarren
    @DiaryOfDarren Před 27 dny +12

    Cruella and Belle looking beautiful

  • @joeycrunch
    @joeycrunch Před 27 dny +14

    I genuinely sang the Surfshark jingle at the *beginning* of the ad segment 😂

  • @OraProNub
    @OraProNub Před 27 dny +14

    I got be honest: you're in the ocean with a kayak, you deserve it. 🤣🤣🤣 I lost it. 🤣🤣🤣 Recenly discovered IMHO and binge watching everything. Greetings from Brasil!

  • @thebigkapowski
    @thebigkapowski Před 27 dny +6

    "Screaming to get the oil out" that caught me off guard and i laughed out loud, which scared my cat lol

  • @ZymonB
    @ZymonB Před 27 dny +11

    i just wanna say, this is one of my favorite darby looks of all time. DARBY YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUUUSS

  • @miles_quinine
    @miles_quinine Před 27 dny +27

    Plastique is getting so much well deserved praise, but can we talk about her dance outfit. I'm so confused that nobody seems to clock that it's a Sailor Starlights cosplay. Love!

    • @nana-wb2xh
      @nana-wb2xh Před 27 dny +9

      that’s actually all I’ve seen people say about it😭

    • @Peace2Mateo
      @Peace2Mateo Před 27 dny +1

      It's iconic that it is

    • @joeycrunch
      @joeycrunch Před 27 dny +2

      I clocked it immediately and was OBSESSED, such a stunning recreation / tribute

    • @paulclousier3856
      @paulclousier3856 Před 27 dny +2

      whay do you mean nobody clocked it 😂😂 its every comment on every video

    • @m1012t
      @m1012t Před 27 dny +1

      nobody?? huh 😭 everyone!!

  • @osnapitzmaia
    @osnapitzmaia Před 27 dny +6

    alexis in this penelope cosplay is giving my every thing i need

  • @forest_green
    @forest_green Před 27 dny +5

    I only discovered your show recently. I love you. 🍉🍉🍉

  • @florescent93
    @florescent93 Před 26 dny +3

    The Sutton Foster/Broadway sidebar is why you two will always be my favorite.

  • @ThatBoiChan
    @ThatBoiChan Před 27 dny +14

    😆🤣😆 lmao Alexis & that accent

  • @euhhh3542
    @euhhh3542 Před 27 dny +3

    Might have been one of my favorite episodes yet. The father name drop, the Sutton Foster debate, I’m in love with you two.

  • @crtkazzj75
    @crtkazzj75 Před 27 dny +11

    You are so pretty out of drag Alexis ❤ gorgeous hair!!!

    • @forest_green
      @forest_green Před 27 dny

      So true, she is! I have a little crush on her.

  • @jonhon
    @jonhon Před 27 dny +3

    ...and she was just screaming at the ground, trying to get the oil out. Yes. I lol'd.

  • @CentriPetalLover
    @CentriPetalLover Před 27 dny +5

    You make ads that I actually watch and the fact that you’re as persuasive as salesmen in the 20’s is bother fascinating and alarming to me lmaoo

  • @ItsStephsWorld
    @ItsStephsWorld Před 26 dny +3

    "I think that it looked like a lotta work and I think that the work was done.........."
    Most on point comment of Shannel's 3rd look. TO. A. T.

  • @Bilo212
    @Bilo212 Před 26 dny

    I've been waiting for this episode and you delivered as always. I'm a new subscriber and have been watching your older stuff while waiting for this to drop. you are both so funny and a breath of fresh air! ✊

  • @kcrab24
    @kcrab24 Před 27 dny +1

    Always so happy to wake up to a new video from you all! If you’re able to go see Death Becomes Her, it is amazing! Michelle is so good in it, but now that you said it, could totally see Keke in that role too. Maybe after Michelle’s run or a movie version 🖤

  • @rubyk.1506
    @rubyk.1506 Před 26 dny +1

    I never have any clever comments, I just love it that you are there for us to watch and loff with. Love you both❣

  • @dillonkentworth6718
    @dillonkentworth6718 Před 24 dny +1

    “I think the ugly people are watching” Can confirm, lol.

  • @meesh11p
    @meesh11p Před 27 dny +7

    Just look and say "dont take my money" 😭

  • @Theredsummer
    @Theredsummer Před 27 dny +3

    (Basically) AN HOUR? thank you my queens for feeding into my chronically online behavior.

  • @TGabes_Gaming
    @TGabes_Gaming Před 27 dny +2

    I always figured the plunger was some kind of sex joke. “Who will you plunge” sorta came off as a fisting joke.
    Canada had the golden beaver and this season has the ruby snippers, “Who will you scissor?”.

  • @jonnycrandell7328
    @jonnycrandell7328 Před 27 dny +3

    I never knew the world needed Alexis to be a rapper

  • @lilwheezy2072
    @lilwheezy2072 Před 26 dny +1

    It’s like they knew I just ordered food and needed something to watch.

  • @Greenivycareyhall
    @Greenivycareyhall Před 22 dny

    The Bridgeton bit was everything I needed for Penelope Bevels 😂

  • @shellyenglish
    @shellyenglish Před 22 dny

    46:28 When you talk over each other it kills me. 😂❤️❤️❤️ You both have joined Trixie and Katya as my beloved source of much needed serotonin!

  • @Embers.of.Esoterika
    @Embers.of.Esoterika Před 27 dny +3

    Darbella DeVille & A. Penelope Featherington hath got me fully together on this here day.

  • @jordans6387
    @jordans6387 Před 13 dny

    I was shocked to only see 80k you both derserve everyone to see yalls beautiful faces and content! Yall are too funny to miss out on!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @oclugston13
    @oclugston13 Před 27 dny

    Made my Thursday 💛

  • @nickolaskaaay3232
    @nickolaskaaay3232 Před 22 dny +1

    When Alexis does a 1 minute long version of the Surfshark Jingle for her talent show on season 18 >

  • @peytonc6368
    @peytonc6368 Před 26 dny

    The only channel where I am so pleased to watch the sponsor bit ❤️

  • @axel6985
    @axel6985 Před 27 dny +3

    I love that she loves Bridgerton

  • @Swazinga
    @Swazinga Před 27 dny +2

    when i started watching IMHO i would listen to Darby talk when they talk over each other but now i strictly listen to Alexis

  • @dantesinfernape
    @dantesinfernape Před 19 dny +1

    When was the first time they ever did "can i see you back here?" because i bet that was funny asf

  • @dillonkentworth6718
    @dillonkentworth6718 Před 24 dny

    Y’all are so funny. Thank you for the giggles, life is ass.

  • @danielhowell6909
    @danielhowell6909 Před 27 dny +2

    Thank goodness you’re here and about time! If I had to watch one more Bussy Queen video, I was going to quit Drag Race.
    Also, APB - want to go on a date?

    • @Subtletext
      @Subtletext Před 27 dny +4

      C'mon bussy is fun too, just a completely different vibe.

    • @princess_princess
      @princess_princess Před 27 dny +1

      Omg yees shoot your shot king(or whatever)!

  • @dillonkentworth6718
    @dillonkentworth6718 Před 24 dny

    9:33 “well NEW since 2020, my mom’s a piece of shit” 😆😆😆

  • @nova_lark
    @nova_lark Před 27 dny +3

    Bra advice here! A properly fitting bra is a game-changer both for how garments look and feel on you, but also how *you* feel because when you have the correct sizing there should be nothing digging into you, but you should also have your body supported and balanced to encourage good posture. So.. I say all that to say, there is never anything wrong with or weird about your measurements :) I highly recommend going to a consultation and have your measurements done for a bra fitting. I know this can be VERY intimidating though so in leiu of that as far as online goes, Torrid bras have very friendly measurement ranges, and band sizes come in all cup sizes beginning with A up to at least DD or beyond.
    In a nutshell:
    + Measure or get measured specifically for a bra
    + WHEN YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE: Go for a fitting in person (look up reviews)
    + Find a quality brand you like that feels comfortable and supportive while achieving your desired look
    + It is worth it to spend some extra money for a good bra (in terms of $20 vs. $60 for example, the quality does tend to matter)
    + A standard cupped underwire bra in a fabric around your skin-tone shade with a plunge neckline is a great starting place "default" or "all purpose" bra
    I hope this helps! Thank you for giving this queer cis woman ally an opportunity to support! (pun intended.)

    • @GothBoyUK
      @GothBoyUK Před 27 dny +1

      Yep - almost everyone who visits a professional bra fitter discovers they've been wearing something completely unsuited to their true shape and size. A fitting is genuinely one of the best investments a person who needs a bra can make - it can even save you from future health problems (which, in the US, means saving money too). In my opinion they should offer people fittings as part of a national health campaign every ten years! 🖤

    • @nova_lark
      @nova_lark Před 25 dny +1

      @@GothBoyUK Oh my gosh!! Bra fittings as a national health campaign is BRILLIANT! They really do make that big of a difference, 100%.

  • @WiggyWamWam
    @WiggyWamWam Před 22 dny +1

    Alexis, it looks like you were recording yourself while wearing wireless headphones. (For the LOL song.) That's gonna introduce a ton of delay, which will make it very hard to time it correctly. You gotta use wired headphones.

  • @THEinstapotth0t
    @THEinstapotth0t Před 27 dny +1

    omg Alexis ate that lol remix up! i loved it

  • @GVVed
    @GVVed Před 25 dny

    I was just watching Shirley and Meryl on Criterion in Postcards from the Edge. I hope they have Steel Magnolias cause it’s been a while! Can’t wait to see her list. Love that damn app!

  • @lilothepinky
    @lilothepinky Před 27 dny +5

    Yeahhh 3 am here love u guys I'm so high 🍃🍃

    • @lilothepinky
      @lilothepinky Před 27 dny +3

      Also there's a thunderstorm best mood ever

  • @jonnycrandell7328
    @jonnycrandell7328 Před 27 dny +1

    I’ve been waiting 2 weeks for an episode and these two beautiful women give me an hour episode? 😍😍😍

  • @honeygoldbaby702
    @honeygoldbaby702 Před 25 dny

    Thank you for mentioning the essie ad 😅 i was starting to think it was a fever dream

  • @GothBoyUK
    @GothBoyUK Před 27 dny +1

    27:21 - I love Darby's Fred Schneider impression. Time to start the Drag52s! 🖤

  • @JoseGonzalez-ms5xr
    @JoseGonzalez-ms5xr Před 26 dny +1

    The surfshark ads are like the green chef ads from trixie’s channel lol

  • @jfour2zero
    @jfour2zero Před 23 dny

    32:42 “ I don’t know your address” 😂

  • @rossanovigna6275
    @rossanovigna6275 Před 26 dny +2

    And the P today stands for Penelope Featherington, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ❣

  • @CarlosG96
    @CarlosG96 Před 26 dny

    Thank you for this upload. I just finished packing up from my dorm. Now I can relax smoke a joint and watch my girlies 😭🙂‍↕️🫶🏼

  • @Ttoby89
    @Ttoby89 Před 27 dny +3

    Yaaaaaay I'd been checking for when this was gonna be out slightly too often. Worth the wait

  • @GothBoyUK
    @GothBoyUK Před 27 dny +1

    Ballet Slippers by Essie is one of my favourites. It was actually Queen Elizabeth IIs favourite nail polish. Queens recognise queens. 🖤

  • @miraza.
    @miraza. Před 27 dny

    i‘m also an essie girly and have ballet slippers. my fav is „nailed it“ though. love me a dark red nail.

  • @annavictrix
    @annavictrix Před 22 dny

    FYI I love the gradiant green screen background that has different colors for each of you!

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Před 27 dny +1

    27:37 "You're just supposed to look and go, don't take my money!" Damn! I feel that burn against Shanel! 🥵 🔥

  • @blackneon15
    @blackneon15 Před 26 dny

    Umma relief ad on this video, your platform is working 👍

  • @amandaweaver1030
    @amandaweaver1030 Před 22 dny

    Obsessed with bridgerton. Just ordered the books to read ahead. Alexis we should start a book club ❤ and Darcy saying she doesn't have Alexis' address just made me laaf so hard im crying 😂❤

  • @stxrstrxckmxteo515
    @stxrstrxckmxteo515 Před 26 dny

    The Sutton Foster segment was amazing

  • @blicbloc2575
    @blicbloc2575 Před 26 dny

    Non-sequiter, but thermal color-change nail polish is a must! I caution only 1 bottle at a time cause the shelf life is like 2 years.

  • @Maximillieeee
    @Maximillieeee Před 25 dny

    I watched this first on patreon but came back for more 😋

  • @igayparisjr
    @igayparisjr Před 27 dny

    Omg yes! 45:09 had my husband and I laughing for awhile! 😂😂😂😂

  • @stevendemo97
    @stevendemo97 Před 27 dny

    The way I have been listening to My Days on REPEAT the past week. I feel so seen. That Kelly performance. My GAWD

  • @GoneColoring
    @GoneColoring Před 27 dny +1

    "She starred in a movie "NOPE" but all I say is "YES." LMFAO

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1aaaaaaaaaaaa1

    (A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a Scottish-accented voice begins reading its text)
    Shrek: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss.
    (Shrek chuckles and rips out a page of the book and closes it)
    Shrek: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of -
    (We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps Shrek, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. Which is taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign)
    (In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them)
    Villager 1: Think it's in there?
    Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!
    Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
    Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.
    (Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob)
    Shrek: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant.
    (The mob gasps)
    Shrek: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...
    (Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear)
    Villager: No!
    Shrek: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
    Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
    (The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it)
    Villager 1: Right.
    (Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming)
    Shrek: (whispering) This is the part where you run away.
    Villagers: (gasping)
    (Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can)
    Shrek: And stay out!
    (He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud)
    SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"?
    (He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground)
    Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs.
    Guard: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!
    The Captain: Next!
    Guard: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)
    The Captain: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!
    (The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself)
    Villager: Lousy 20 pieces.
    Guard: Get up! Come on!
    (Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon)
    Guard: Sit down there! Keep quiet!
    Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage
    Little Bear: (crying) This cage is too small.
    Donkey: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!
    Old Woman : Oh, shut up. (smacks Donkey)
    The Captain: Next! What have you got?
    Geppetto: This little wooden puppet.
    Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)
    The Captain: 5 shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
    Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!
    (Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table)
    The Captain: Next! What have you got?
    Old Woman: Well, I've got a talking donkey.
    The Captain: Right. Well, that's good for 10 shillings. If you can prove it.
    Old Woman: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent)
    The Captain: Well?
    Old Woman: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!
    The Captain: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
    Old Woman: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw.
    The Captain: Get her out of my sight.
    Old Woman: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!
    (The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards)
    Donkey: Hey! I can fly!
    Peter Pan: He can fly!
    3 Little Pigs: He can fly!
    The Captain: He can talk!
    Donkey: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud)
    The Captain: Seize him!
    (Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest)
    Guards: After him! He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!
    (Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him)
    The Captain: You there. Ogre!
    Shrek: Aye?
    The Captain: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility?
    Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army? (smiles)
    (The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him)
    Donkey: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!
    Shrek: Are you talking to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him) Whoa!
    Donkey: Yes. I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.
    Shrek: (annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really.
    Donkey: Man, it's good to be free.
    Shrek: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?
    Donkey: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
    Donkey: Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!
    Donkey: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk. Shrek removes his hand) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day.
    Shrek: Why are you following me?
    Donkey: I'll tell you why. (drops from the log. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends..."
    Shrek: Stop singing! (picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him)
    Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
    Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
    Donkey: Uh...really tall?
    Shrek: No! I'm an ogre! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?
    Donkey: Nope.
    Shrek: Really?
    Donkey: Really, really.
    Shrek: Oh.
    Donkey: Man, I like you. What's your name?
    Shrek: Uh, Shrek.
    Donkey: Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. (they come over a hill overlooking Shrek's swamp) Woo, look at that! Who'd want to live in place like that?
    Shrek: That would be my home.
    Donkey: Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. (looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
    Shrek: I like my privacy.
    Donkey: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. And there's that big awkward silence you know? Can I stay with you?

  • @Pagan_999
    @Pagan_999 Před 27 dny

    Yay I’ve been waiting so impatiently 😂
    I’m rooting for Vanjie and Nina! ❤

  • @nottherealrabbit
    @nottherealrabbit Před 16 dny

    Giving all the beauty! Darby is how i think i look when i do my makeup and i end up looking like the screaming frogs from the desert.
    So pretty 🤩

  • @joserain007
    @joserain007 Před 27 dny

    Pettiness For Good is a fucking GENIUS idea! Please say it in every single next episodes 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Also, compliment to you both for your respective personal achievements, you're doing awesome and I have no doubt everything will be really nicer and nicer each passing days. I watched you for a while and I never commented but I must tell you how much I love you and congratulate you on your perpetual growth as human being. I'm not even queer, I just think you're incredibly funny and kind hearted (and beautiful, of course 😉). And even if I'm a 40 year old belgian women living alone with my cats, I relate. I do my best as you with different burdens but more or less the same weight and what really comfort my heart is to see others letting their heart lead them and letting others see it. Apart from that, you're one of my favorite comedic duo 😂 Love you both 🙏🏻💚💖💚🙏🏻

  • @idontcare59
    @idontcare59 Před 27 dny +1

    One hour!!?? To be so fortunate 😌

  • @smoothbrain8355
    @smoothbrain8355 Před 27 dny +5

    14:35 skull emoji

  • @elliothowl7967
    @elliothowl7967 Před 26 dny

    Alexis 'seeing darby back here' to give her the business. I stan.

  • @Sachamatcha
    @Sachamatcha Před 26 dny +1

    Alexis, with all due respect, please have several seats, because I would LOVE to deep dive Queen of Tears with Darby lolol

  • @PJElroy
    @PJElroy Před 26 dny

    "oop! My feet fell to the bottom" 😭

  • @laincoubert7236
    @laincoubert7236 Před 21 dnem

    the pettiness for good is sending me but it's also a good idea lol

  • @Friendofdorothy42
    @Friendofdorothy42 Před 26 dny

    I chuckled at “I don’t know your address” 32:39

  • @annekirrin9068
    @annekirrin9068 Před 27 dny

    It's going to be a ton of fun! Brilliant!! ❤😂