The Impossible Hearts Of Iron 4 Challenge
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- čas přidán 4. 03. 2023
- Today we take on the amazing and wonderful challenge of never upgrading past tier 1 equipment in Hearts Of Iron 4. How it goes? well... lets see.
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Video idea - win the game without making any armies so you have to manually move every single division yourself
Might as well just play HOI3 at that point.
So… EU4?
I used to play HOI4 like that....I didn't bother playing the tutorial
Do not make him kill himself please
that's just late game Vic2
i think you should do a challenge where you play every nation in hoi4 from a to z it would be cool
He should call it Hoi4 A to Z!
@@Nothing-1w3 How about going from Z to a and Call HOI4 Z to A?
And with world uncolonized
that's such a good idea he definitely hasn't done
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church
In the new peace deal, you can claim ownership of the resources in the Dutch East Indies. This prevents them from gaining autonomy, the need of convoys, and direct access to all resources without spending a single civilian factory.
and subs can do nothing to them too
ISP is a fake gamer for not knowing this meta. For real.
the resource thing ends eventually but it lasts for around 2 years after the peace treaty
@@scpfoundation6799 isn't it like for ≈1500 days?
@@Gibbon4k i extremely doubt it would be for that long as thats about 2/3s of the game
Challenge idea: Play Germany but you only use a certain tech - perhaps something that involves cannons or *artillery* of some sort
nnoononnononononon noooo nonononononoon noooooooooooooooooooo nonononononoooo
Golden Swigma challenge - Self propelled artillery only
Anti tank only 💀💀💀
I always appreciate some creativity in the challenges in the comment section.
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church
Why are you torturing yourself like this, ISP? What’s next, Germany but without airforce? At this point Alf Landon US sounds like a nice and chill game…
I did a Germany without an air force... *It's surprisingly easy with AA actually-*
@@henriquemachado9941 no one hates Paradox players more than themselves… gotta try this one though.
How about USA without a navy
I never actually use Air, i use AA and it is infact easy
@@henriquemachado9941 THEN WITHOUT AA.
I like how ISorrow isn't even disappointed that his Gravy Timmies didn't do their homework. He's just accepted they're failures.
Truly impossible: Playing Luxembourg unpainfully.
I tried Malta 🇲🇹 after discovering the the badass fascist name "the 10th crusade" .
After many hours of pain, I would say that Luxembourg 🇱🇺 is almost relaxing and Denmark 🇩🇰 is OP
The world conquest of Bhutan or Nepal next
Remember when Tannu Tuva was hard?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
If you have a ton of forces you can try to defend you're only territory
The real impossible hoi4 challenge is to go outside
"Penicillin? Panzerschokolade? No my friend, *GET THE LEECHES* "
Just a suggestion, if you take the East Indies but leave at least one province independent rather than taking all of them, that independent state will get attacked rather than you, so you can dodge Japan's war focus :)
unfortunately they get war goals on everyone who owns indonesian states
Well, I guess there goes Dan Carlin's idea that a post-Dreadnaught navy could take on a pre-Dreadnaught navy and not lose a ship doing it.
to be fair he most likely assumed competent personell to be operating those sjips instead of the hoi4 ai
It hurt me a little that you didn't just take the East Indies resources in the peace deal
Same literally yelling it at the screen
same
Literally
At this point, playing war thunder will count as chilling for ISP. Who else wants to see chill ISP blown up in his tank a million times lol
Idea, don’t make any new units. Just modify and upgrade everything you have. Still deploy navy/air like normal
Exactly what I was thinking. By halfway through if you’ve not lost you’ll have 30 god-tier divisions…but no more than that lol
Daddy isp has blessed us again
Daddy isp fks sanity for us while we watch lol
Father Sorrow
Hello boys. Another day, another vid.
Until I die
i'm pretty sure the pre-dreadnaught boats you use this video are almost as old as the german nation itself lol
i wish hoi had a random world generator or something. i mean, if you play a country you are stuck with those specific starting conditions of the country as preset by paradox or mod. a randomiser that redraws the borders of very country without being bordergore would be cool, with randomized focus tree's and everything... maybe the AI can one day do it? and dont forget randomly generated landmasses! maybe even randomly generated tech trees every game so you dont have a plan or know the meta. literlry the entier game is randomly generated every playtrough! a man can dream
Challenge idea: as Austria, conquer Australia so we don’t have to confuse them.
Done before
@@eminemforever8271 What if we did it, upside down?
(I mean Australia conquers Austria)
Find Taureor, a HOI4 youtuber who does shit like that
@@yoshilovesyoshi thats an achievement in hoi4 lol
7:29 A wild Codreanu appears. I thought it was impossible to get him as a leader
I think it's possible since BftB to get him in charge if Romania does not take the Focus "Iron Guard" If that is the Name. But i am Not 100% Sure tbh.
Find it mind blowing he doesn't know about "Don't Use Foreign Equipment" in the division designer...
Beardless ISP doesn’t exist
Beardless ISP:
Impossible? No no no... *NOT MASOCHIST ENOUGH* is what you're looking for.
challenge:
You can only use the most expensive equipment possible (heavy tanks with full upgrades for example) as a minor nation and at least nuke someone till the end of 44.
we freed him from A-Z, but he still needs help?
One of my first successful campaigns was as Bulgaria and I all but refused to upgrade my planes or boats for most of the game. Ended up having the third-largest navy in the world by spamming out hundreds upon hundreds of the Armed Canoe-Class destroyer (Tier I with basically nothing on it) and its successor, the Fuck The Indian Airforce-Class. The latter had only AA and was build solely to counter a single squadron of Indian CAS that was managing to kill my defenseless ships in the Indian Ocean faster than I could build them. Had no idea what I was doing the whole game but somehow it worked.
Fun fact: Rudolf Heß in the cabinet has the trait first among equals which grants +15% political power gain and -2.5% production cost for heavy fighters so if anyone's planning on making heavy fighters he might be useful, then again he might not be Idk
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
Please go to a PCA Presbyterian or OPC Presbyterian church, or maybe a Rpcna/Rpc Presbyterian church
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms or Wels Lutheran church.
Raeder: Mein Fuhrer, our estimates for the completion of plan Z is 1948.
Hitler: Ok, that'll be too late. Scrap it.
Raeder: Ok, we'll scrap the plans for now..
Hitler: No, no. Scrap the navy. We'll stick to weaponized bathtubs.
Raeder: ...
Fairly early to a ISP video, succeeded in life
Oh look , ISP is roleplaying IRL Russia.
Reminds me of the good old times with the Ross rifle only challenge lol
common isp hoi4 video with lots of mental warfare and torture involved!
“Mom, can we get the high seas fleet”
“We have the high seas fleet at home”
The high seas fleet at home:
9:30 Hitler IRL: Trust me guys I have a plan, we just beat the poles, the brits, the french, the soviets.. but fast!
Personally, I think ISP should be the leader of Uzbekistan
Ethiopia with NO dlc is absolute challenge. Remember asking for lend lease were added in Together for victory dlc, so you can't ask Mongolia and Tuva for rifles. Good luck beating Italy 😅
4:22 kind-of-fun fact: One of my great-grandfathers served on the "Deutschland" (which is obviously what the Deutschland-class is named after)
Japanse submarines in the north sea, and every Russian sailor quivered with fear as their worst nightmare came true haha
"Have you done your homework?"
He says while I'm doing my homework
YES
I've noticed with Japan and the Dutch East indies you can beat them with prep. Have the Indies puppeted (I think you have to have this for Malaysia too if you own them, doesn't the focus tree give them wargoals on both?) But you need to have them ready to be annexed as puppets, and the day Japan finishes the focus to get wargoals on them you pause the game and annex them (so you'll need spies in Japan to know exactly when they're going to finish). Can be nice to get to steal the resources.
18:20 "Do you see torpedo boats?"
mmmmmm *NOSTALGIA*
I thought ISP knew you could prevent your divisions from getting foreign equipment.
Brother isp you should’ve just taken resource rights from Indonesia after puppeting them. Did you forget you could to that now as part of the new peace system?
“Have you done your homework?” Hit a little to close as my work is needed today by 11:59 pm
Let’s see what he’s doing today. Oh. Oh. Oh no. Why?
Hoi 4 logic: The british look they have pre-dreadnoughts, guess we run?
I did my homework Mr. iSorrow
0:01 fair point, I skipped out on it to watch this.
19:24 STRASSER IN THE NAVY
This was so painful to watch that my kidneys started to hurt worse than they ever have in my life. There's no way in Hell that it's just a coincidence because of my poor diet and general lack of healthiness.
Do special forces only doing the 30 minutes of hell challenge
HOI4 zero tech challenge, not even starting techs
Excellent video!
I have a great idea
Alright here I go. So what if Germany during WWII produced a surplus of WWI tech, because it would be cheaper, and rushed down France then used their new technology to protect the British Channel and get ready for the Soviets.
It probably wouldn’t work but it’s just an idea.
Video idea: only use highest tier tech, anything less than highest tier cannot be used
A blessing from the Lord!
Artillery only
Yes, I did my homework Mr. iSorrowproductions.
I have not heard of hearts of iron 4 thanks for showing me how fun it looks
Lore of The Impossible Hearts Of Iron 4 Challenge Momentum 100
Hey ISP, you should a video series where you play every possible combination of a custom nation in stellaris, I'm new to the game and wanna know what's best.
You could do artillery only without air... as Alf Landon!
Bravo! Great vid, Magnum Opus perhaps. Le Hawnk
Can confirm Homework has not been done
An idea for a fun series. A roman empire series, where you play every nation in Hoi 4 that can recreate a roman empire as at this point there are quite a few and you can rank them at the end. Italy, Germany, Greece, Bulgaria and the Soviet Union can all recreate parts of the roman empire :D
S(pain)
What a crazy challenge. He should do artillery only, I bet nobody has ever done that
Epic vid
Bro playing the video on 50x
@@MrBlitz-em7kdyes
I need isp to keep me happy
I demand a no research artillery only Luxembourg world conquest! Only then will you have suffered true pain
Tanks should have been the interwar tank only, would be that much more painful!
in the infantry designer can select what equipment each template uses
Hoi4 using only fan submitted templates and designs for ships, tanks and planes
time for artilery only
that intro hit deep
I have not done my homework, thank you for asking.
In the naval side, you can win easily by spamming converted cruiser carriers only having a deck and engine 1 (you can add anti air if you want). Fill it with aircraft and you can easily win the seas.
ISP must win WWII with WWI equipment.
Timmeh! Drink. Your. TEAAAAA!!!!
The REAL impossible challenge is to stop playing HOI4 entirely, since we all know you love to torture yourself
Video/Challenge idea - "Mega Campaign, but it doesn't stop.
Aka - Eu4 to Hoi4 Milleinium Dawn but you can't take over the world until the very end.
Rules are simple: start as a city state of your choosing, and when the games timeline ends, you move to the next game, but it looks the exact same as if you left, with the exception of mechanics and looks. Just as mad a A2Z, but better.
Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast
I just realized I've been watching ISP since I was in middle school and now I'm in college-damn.
tank only again please
Mum, why does it torture itself?
My mommy says im very nice and i also did my homework
thanks for reminding me to do my homework, anyways buy me hoi4
HOMEWORK S- FROM ISSOROW
Yes just finished in the "homework" folder
Lol
Practically you did the "Italian ww2 experience challenge"
No frontline Germany or Soviet Union, that includes fall back line and garrison
Video idea. Only do peace conferences based on the AI. Let your allies spaghetti and enclave you to victory.
As a 24 year old who is 6 years out of school I still felt that little panic like oh god what if I haven’t done my homework
16 machine guns on each plane lmao
Where is he. Where is the rat. WE WANT RAT.
19:18 Hindenburg the ship? Not the blimp? Not the Zeppelin? I have questions!
Impossible Most Powerful Overpowered Nation Mod in HOI4 Megacampaign Challenge
great at naming videos indeed
ARTILLERY ONLY AGAIN
A game where you can’t produce anything and only requisition and steal equipment