Yeah but no one listened then. Now, people like Murphy are scared to go back into standup because of those extremists who are overtly sensitive and would waste energy and time trying to ruin people like this.
Why is there always someone bitching about "feminism"? Man, I swear , you can watch a video on Asian golden lizards in the Himalayas of Nepal and there will be some God damn tool of a person in the comments whining, "This was before feminism destroyed everything."
I saw this in the movie theater when it came out in 1987. People in the theater were drunk, stoned, and one guy behind me was even smoking a joint. What a blast!
@@errolgonsalves3778 and kicked her out so fast when she tried to pull some shit her head was spinning in a daze for a good while. Loved how he handled her, demanded a DNA test straight up. Don't fuck with Eddie, he means business and knows what time it is unlike Chris rock who was on caught slipping
This is a comedy skit, but Eddie was actually foreshadowing. This is good advice for men who have foreign wives. Don't let them fuck with American women on any meaningful level!
dreaded00 I'm from Ghana and I love Eddie he pokes fun at everyone African Americans, Italians Americans,gays everyone gets it it's called great comedy if it didn't make you cringe a little bit it wouldn't be funny.
One thing I learned from studying people is that when somebody says something that's not meant to be offensive, and people still get offended, it shows just who the people are. Like Eddie for example, he was talking about how some American women are ultimate opportunists and they will fuck a man to fuck him over. If any woman gets offended by that, that's because you are probably one of those women who are guilty of that. The greatest thing about comedy is how you can tell the truth between the jokes!
L.M.I.C UK When people use the term 'a pinch of salt', they usually mean to say it might not be true which is opposite to what you're trying to get across.
@Xteeler Because the crowd didn't expect Umfufu to know a Janet Jackson song. Eddie was so hip and ahead of his time back then. He is definitely one of the greats
Black women are real pros, when it comes to that.My ex girlfriend had a friend like that always trying to pump bogus ideas in her head on our relationship.
If anything, this became anti-American, when Mfufu went to America, got Americanized by her American female friends and asked for 'half'! 'Eddie, what have you done for me, lately'.....?
Wow! Before Kevin Samuels was Eddie Murphy! Women divorcing there husbands, taking half when they didn't work for it, and SINGLE WOMEN KEEPING WOMEN SINGLE!
@baby2mitu Keep in mind, this was recorded in the eighties and he was clearly being funny. Plus, you must hear what he talked about before to take it in context. Lighten up.
What are you? A fuckin idiot! Why would you want that. This is exactly whats wrong with the world, sick and twisted. Loop naai jou eie hand as jy dit wil he, dom etter! Translate that
The way he uses the "what have you done for me lately?" line with 3 separate characters in Raw is pure genius
Yesssssssss
In standup its called " a callback". Go to any standup show and more than likely you see it done
Exactly what I was thinking I was looking for a third one but couldn't have ever seen it coming
Yeah genius move to do it the 3rd time . Usually only the one callback
Coming to America in reverse lol
This comment deserves an Oscar
You mean Bringing To America
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't. I'm dead
Flawless comment.
"Eddie talks about finding a wife in Africa" is the most polite way to explain an Eddie Murphy joke.
He's the master of talking fast. I couldn't even do a rehearsed mcdonalds order at that speed
This never stops being funny it’s already just as funny as the first time
His deliveries were so lightning quick. You could barely finish laughing at one joke and he was on to another.
“You was naked on a zebra last week.” See they always forget where they came from
Theres so much truth behind this comedy bit. Brilliant.
YOU TREAT ME ILIKE ANEEMALL!
Iwantwhat'scomintomeeeeeee!
So, it's been like this since the 80's.
No, it's been like this forever
60s
Steve Weiner hahaha
Steve Weiner I think it began when the sexual revolution happened in the early 20th century.
Not really, a very small percentage of women. Women had a bit more shame, integrity and decency then.
he's just a brilliant comic..he can tie in his material and make it all make sense...
Lol
"murphy marries bush bitch" that had me cryin into my pillow
We need comedians like this in these times.
talk about a well aged comment xD Happy New Year 2022!
@@ZachLry indeed….indeed
They’ll get canceled in a minute
Calling women b*tches? Right. We need to get rid of african american socalled culture
Get out more there's loads of them .
"EDDIE!! What have you done fo me LATELY?!?"
LOL. 30 years later and thanks to feminism, it is funnier than EVER.
Funnier, or more terrifying?
We had feminism back then, too.
Yeah but no one listened then. Now, people like Murphy are scared to go back into standup because of those extremists who are overtly sensitive and would waste energy and time trying to ruin people like this.
Why is there always someone bitching about "feminism"? Man, I swear , you can watch a video on Asian golden lizards in the Himalayas of Nepal and there will be some God damn tool of a person in the comments whining, "This was before feminism destroyed everything."
It is sad and horrific
2:31 EDDIE!
kills me everytime
PS: 3:17 AHAHAHAHA
Bane S. lool watching venom and all i can hear is EDDIE! loooool
@@npcimknot958LMAO
Aj want to tok to youuu!
Go back home in style girl 😂
Cut that big afro shit off 😂
"I want what's coming to me!" Tony Montana, Scarface. At least when a man says it he means by his own sweat 😂😂
God bless Eddie! A class act! A true genius! Go Eddie go! All my love!
I saw this in the movie theater when it came out in 1987. People in the theater were drunk, stoned, and one guy behind me was even smoking a joint. What a blast!
I hear so many of his characters from movies that wasn't created yet, Lol😂😂😂
OMG 😂😍
Bits from Eddie's stand ups have been recited in many rap and R&B songs. That shows you how funny and influential he is.
One of the best standups of alll muthafukin time...💯💯💯
"UMFUFU"
I swear I woke up our neighbors the first time I saw this on CZcams
:D :D :D died also. EDDDIEEEEEEEEE. I want to talk to youuuu :D
If only he remembered his own words before he started running with Scary Spice.
+ECO473 He nevered married Scary. Knocked her up.
+Errol Gonsalves Agreed; it was years later when he took up with Scary.
@@errolgonsalves3778 I did not know this sheet
@@errolgonsalves3778 and kicked her out so fast when she tried to pull some shit her head was spinning in a daze for a good while. Loved how he handled her, demanded a DNA test straight up. Don't fuck with Eddie, he means business and knows what time it is unlike Chris rock who was on caught slipping
AhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
I don't care Eddie, i'm American woman now, I want whats coming to me! lollll
Hardeep Chahal HOFF!
What you want baby
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! There's so much truth to Murphy's act, I don't know whether to laugh at his humor, or cry about the facts of the matter. Outstanding!
This is an absolute treasure. It still gets me any time I watch it!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!!!
I WANT AHF ETTIE!!!
Everybody needs an OOMFOOFOO !
Yes but not those who turn into those yelling "half!"
@nmacog 😂😂😂
jay z- girls girls girls
Good catch!
Exactly what popped in my head lol
Who else watching in Spring 2019(?)
Best comedy last 30 years Best what a genius Timing perfect
Half Give Me Half Eddie Give me half mr.fu*ck man laughed so hard😂😂😂
Omg I been learning Swedish for a year and came upon this and the subtitles are gold😂😂😂
Classic! Even dated by the Janet Jackson reference it's still howlingly funny...
"Eddie, What have You Done For Me Lately?"
I'd like to see Eddie watch his stand-ups with his kids.
Hell!! his kids are adults now why not. I am sure they already saw this shit
He said ages ago he did what he had to do to make it in Hollywood. he has said he would never make this type of thing now.
@@splittingatoms804 yeah in their thirties.
This is a comedy skit, but Eddie was actually foreshadowing. This is good advice for men who have foreign wives. Don't let them fuck with American women on any meaningful level!
dreaded00 How do you not "let" a grown woman do anything? How does that work? you got chains or something?
dreaded00 I'm from Ghana and I love Eddie he pokes fun at everyone African Americans, Italians Americans,gays everyone gets it it's called great comedy if it didn't make you cringe a little bit it wouldn't be funny.
MsRadical no first repeal the 19th Amendment, then we put chain on a woman.
Any woman would do that.
ITS THE F*CK YOU MAN!!!! 🤣 😂 🤣. Eddie was a brilliant comic
One thing I learned from studying people is that when somebody says something that's not meant to be offensive, and people still get offended, it shows just who the people are. Like Eddie for example, he was talking about how some American women are ultimate opportunists and they will fuck a man to fuck him over. If any woman gets offended by that, that's because you are probably one of those women who are guilty of that. The greatest thing about comedy is how you can tell the truth between the jokes!
HALF!
What? 30 years later and it is even worse. Sadly, it has only gotten worse.
find urself a nekkid zebra bitch
I always lose my shit when he does the African bush bitch with an attitude voice! 🤣 “Eddie! I want whatz commanameeee!”
Loved Eddie Murphy films Delicious and Raw. I think he should do an updated stage performance, he will smash it.
Delirious
He was truly one of the all time best at stand up! Gone Eddie Murphy!!!!
Eddie rules!!! He is the reason the name of our band is The Clarences!!!
xoxo The Clarences
Simply Red is one awesome performer....I just love him.He needs to tour the United States.
LMAO!! I will always love Eddie Murphy. He is the one and only KIng of Comedy!!!
"Butt naked on a zebra with a big fucked up afro" what an immortal line. Crying with laughter here
Damn i can't stop laughing !! Hahahaha omg you're the man eddie ! Now gimme half ! Lol
With Eddie if you take it with a pinch of salt you will see the truth
+L.M.I.C UK ?
Lord Humungus some people will get offended when there is a hint of truth to this ...
L.M.I.C UK When people use the term 'a pinch of salt', they usually mean to say it might not be true which is opposite to what you're trying to get across.
+L.M.I.C UK True. Some people will get offended at anything. It seems like they just look around for reasons to get offended.
+Mene Tekel so true
"The last thing they wanna see is you got some trained bush bitch in yo house"
*dies*
you can buy all the zebras and bones you want HAHAHAHA I almost pissed myself
Eddie is in rare form here so gifted
djungelbrud, who knew?
Imagine this gig today.
'They will throw a monkey wrench in your whole programme' 😂😂😂👏
Oh ghod! It's so funny! I've seen it dozens of times and still laugh my ass off!
A man ahead of his time.
I'm in tears yo oh my goodness and I haven't even finished the clip
@Xteeler Because the crowd didn't expect Umfufu to know a Janet Jackson song. Eddie was so hip and ahead of his time back then. He is definitely one of the greats
OMG I LOVE THIS PART IN RAW!!!!
I wish he come back and do an HBO special
"The African Enquirer" 😁
Unreal , so talented better than maybe most everyone
EDDIE!
that's the funniest joke in his career.i'm african so i wasn't amused but i couldn't help to laugh.
Black women are real pros, when it comes to that.My ex girlfriend had a friend like that always trying to pump bogus ideas in her head on our relationship.
Eddie you are the man
Yeah. My kind of woman
what have you done for me lately. awesome line. kinda want to ask eddie that now actually.. i wish he was still doing funny stuff.
His voices are the craziest lol
If anything, this became anti-American, when Mfufu went to America, got Americanized by her American female friends and asked for 'half'! 'Eddie, what have you done for me, lately'.....?
I heard this part on a Curren$y song called "Clothes Off"
I love this...so funny!
This is so funny, the man is a diamond💎
Wow! Before Kevin Samuels was Eddie Murphy! Women divorcing there husbands, taking half when they didn't work for it, and SINGLE WOMEN KEEPING WOMEN SINGLE!
When he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit ever
this skit was used in the "Girls, Girls, Girls" lyrics by Jay-Z
The first passport bro
@baby2mitu Keep in mind, this was recorded in the eighties and he was clearly being funny. Plus, you must hear what he talked about before to take it in context. Lighten up.
"Unfufu"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL :D :D :D
hahahaha, this is cracking me up! The man is a genius!
This is the good eddy
To funny!! Luv it ..Mr. king...
EDDEEEEEEE!? WHAT HAVE U DONE FOR ME LATELY?!
eddie murphy is strait up the king of comedy
This wasn't comedy this was prophecy lmao
What language are the subtitles?
Imagine he would do this sketch today ...
I think the Swedish subs make the sketch even funnier.
funny as hell and nice quality :D
we need robot women, until they have rights...
What are you? A fuckin idiot! Why would you want that. This is exactly whats wrong with the world, sick and twisted. Loop naai jou eie hand as jy dit wil he, dom etter! Translate that
Get a Twerking butt.....
@@topcat9961 nah
Omg this is so fucking hilarious Eddie Murphy at he's best complete legend
Lol, Mfufu 😂
legend.
"I wanted you to be happy - what do you want?"
"HALF!!!"
miss the old eddie. It would be funny seeing him do this act today.
"Angela Davis see it and go 'Goddamn, that's some fucked up shit...'."