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  • čas přidán 29. 06. 2024
  • Over an hour of the top posts from r/Softwaregore on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
    Get some EmKay merch at emkayshop.com !
    Robin ► / xycronva
    Damien ► / damienlee
    Lexi | must wash WHAT??: 00:00:00
    Robin | sorry WHAT?: 00:07:11
    Robin | DON'T PRESS IT.: 00:15:04
    Lexi | KEEP OFF THE (GR)ASS: 00:25:49
    Robin | yummy!: 00:34:28
    Robin | kid named wet cement: 00:42:41
    Lexi | but the sign said...: 00:51:22
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  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 Před rokem +601

    I would love to see the EmKay narrators do some holiday D&D one-shots, I'm sure Lexi would appreciate the chance to deal with her anger in a creative and safe way and also get more into character as a cat

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Před rokem +27

      I can totally imagine Lexi as a Tabaxi barbarian

    • @dracone4370
      @dracone4370 Před rokem +17

      @@MysteriumArcanum I shared some character concepts to act as templates for characters, I made Lexi a Tabaxi Bard in one set and a Leonnin Cleric in another. While seeing Lexi as a Tabaxi Barbarian or Leonnin Barbarian would probably be fun to see, I think Bard and Cleric would be a better fit for Lexi, that way she can support others and lay the smackdown on people being idiots and fools when she thinks it's warranted.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Před rokem +11

      @@dracone4370 good point, Bard would probably suit her better

    • @mrgnome2572
      @mrgnome2572 Před rokem +3

      What do you mean "her"

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Před rokem +16

      @@mrgnome2572 Lexi is trans

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Před rokem +673

    Some of them aren't vandalised at all but rather the real masterpieces.

  • @VampDemigod
    @VampDemigod Před rokem +92

    “Which narrator would taste best?” We all know it’s Jack, he’s the snack that smiles back!

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Před 10 měsíci +5

      Smack?

    • @triive.
      @triive. Před 5 měsíci +2

      Goldfish!

    • @ThetrollISBACK-hv7uv
      @ThetrollISBACK-hv7uv Před 4 měsíci +6

      BALLSACK! 😂

    • @chiisai_producer
      @chiisai_producer Před 3 měsíci +3

      I’d say Jack and Lexi would taste the best, but Lexi would be more of an acquired taste.

    • @RamanNoodles01
      @RamanNoodles01 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@chiisai_producer Lexi would be REALLY sweet, and Jack would taste like gator meat with black widow venom squeezed in like a lemon.

  • @CoolCatDoingAKickflip
    @CoolCatDoingAKickflip Před rokem +305

    6:18 I can't get over Lexi's laugh

  • @deviantgazer4626
    @deviantgazer4626 Před rokem +123

    This just reminds me of the time my workplace had a broken elevator where it was stuck open, so they put caution tape across it and put a sign that said "This elevator is closed".
    And me, being the idiot at the time, taped a paper below it saying "No it looks open to me".

    • @miikart
      @miikart Před rokem +3

      what was the aftermath bahahhaha

    • @ryanbauman8966
      @ryanbauman8966 Před rokem +5

      @@miikart unban me from splatoon i have a hacker friend that i hack with on private battles

    • @BigDaddyBean
      @BigDaddyBean Před rokem +3

      @@ryanbauman8966 not expecting this

  • @F-14B
    @F-14B Před rokem +173

    "press butt to flush"
    People who lost the lower half of their body: *_What? How?_*

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 Před rokem +30

      No one said it had to be your own

    • @F-14B
      @F-14B Před rokem +11

      @um dinner

    • @AcT323-1
      @AcT323-1 Před rokem

      @@F-14B more suitable for supper

    • @maryglaser9256
      @maryglaser9256 Před rokem

      @@selectivepontification8766 random guy shitting: ???
      us: i just gotta, push a button.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 Před 5 měsíci

      If you dont have a butt, you dont have anything TO flush

  • @Zach-zn3wz
    @Zach-zn3wz Před rokem +34

    god robin's screaming at 19:03 got me in stitches

  • @sleepdeprivedjuicebox
    @sleepdeprivedjuicebox Před rokem +39

    love how robin went from loving the googly eyes, to having conditions on googly eyes

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m Před rokem +40

    I once saw a sign on a boat that was meant to say “Public Areas” but someone scratched off the L to make it “Pubic Areas” and I wish I could say I didn’t nearly burst out laughing in front of everyone

    • @egboi821
      @egboi821 Před rokem +1

      r/thathappened

    • @TheoSur
      @TheoSur Před rokem +1

      @@egboi821 that's... pretty likely to happen?

    • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
      @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m Před rokem +4

      @@egboi821why would i make that up ☠️☠️

  • @lusty1511
    @lusty1511 Před rokem +43

    19:02 I laughed so hard at Robin's screech man.. Im dying

  • @somelad8528
    @somelad8528 Před rokem +23

    Lexi would taste like cotton candy and thermal paste, Robin would taste like spicy wings, since he's always angry and a bird and Jack would taste like the smiling goldfish biscuits, but sweaty.

  • @MsPhilodox
    @MsPhilodox Před rokem +48

    Robin has SUCH a complicated relationship with googly eyes... 👀

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před rokem +14

    8:11 Not just slices, melting slices.

  • @pixistix.17
    @pixistix.17 Před rokem +158

    Please give Robin a wholesome subreddit or two to go through, he’s gonna lose it

  • @darkened0feeling520
    @darkened0feeling520 Před rokem +18

    17:05
    The tastiest of all would have to be Jack. After all, he is a snack 😩

  • @1droidz
    @1droidz Před rokem +6

    4:47 There actually is a subreddit called r/wholesomevandalism

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Před rokem +45

    A different way to get creative, but one I actually stand behind. I mean, who doesn't want to put googly eyes on things... Stuff's hilarious!
    Thanks for the double dose of memes in the morning, and this is an hour of amusement to kick off my day! c:

  • @YareYareDazeJiJi
    @YareYareDazeJiJi Před rokem +6

    34:59 you know, I had a similar experience. In my old towns local Shoprite (grocery store for those who don't know) in the deli section. There was always at least 1 sandwich that said Peanut butter and GRAP Jelly sandwich. No, it wasn't vandalized at all. It was actually spelled that way.

  • @luchalegend2185
    @luchalegend2185 Před rokem +5

    22:41 judging by the black lines on the faces, im gonna guess the vandilizer was referencing the original power rangers show from japan called himitsu sentai gorenger as they look a lot like the masks on the costumes

  • @ravenloveblackangel4024
    @ravenloveblackangel4024 Před rokem +11

    I love the channel but Lexi the sweetest and funny and she makes feel better when I am sad.

  • @harleybenton2374
    @harleybenton2374 Před rokem +6

    I feel like Lexi would taste like some kind of artificial candy. Jack would be your ferrs or golden coral buffet meal and Robbin would be like that bag of sourpatch kids you forgot about and melted into a brick in your car

  • @pastey_727
    @pastey_727 Před rokem +10

    17:09 Lexi bc I wanna slurp up their hair like spaghetti noodles

  • @facuzamorano7839
    @facuzamorano7839 Před hodinou +1

    I once found something that said: Be careful with my
    P E
    N IS
    (It said be careful with my dog, no parking here. No one is allowed to enter, except for my family).

  • @Yuko_Enderr
    @Yuko_Enderr Před rokem +6

    Aaah yes so my sister adhd and her possible autisum and my anxiety and possible depression are all now AWSOME

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Před rokem +1

      Possible? Dont you usually get tested? Why havent you been tested?
      Crying because somebody doesnt like you is not depression, that's just heartbreak

    • @Yuko_Enderr
      @Yuko_Enderr Před rokem +4

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 No im not diagnosed but im saying possible because my doctor and the doctor that diagnosed my sister with adhd said to look out for it. Im not diagnosing myself im just saying my possible depression. Hope this cleared it up

    • @puzzled3071
      @puzzled3071 Před rokem +1

      we've always been awesome B)

  • @spinelsmynameshrocsaremygame

    i find it funny when i see a place i recognise from where i live and just freak out because tassie gets little to no attention

  • @H.u.m.a.n.
    @H.u.m.a.n. Před rokem +6

    "Which narrator here at Emkay do you think looks the tastiest?"
    Lexi. When hair is dyed pink (or any color really just i've mostly seen Lexi with pink hair) it makes me think of like, cotton candy

    • @Sheep_gaming-dh9zx
      @Sheep_gaming-dh9zx Před 5 měsíci

      bad human

    • @Sheep_gaming-dh9zx
      @Sheep_gaming-dh9zx Před 5 měsíci

      very, very bad

    • @H.u.m.a.n.
      @H.u.m.a.n. Před 5 měsíci

      @@Sheep_gaming-dh9zx ...Why bad?

    • @Sheep_gaming-dh9zx
      @Sheep_gaming-dh9zx Před 5 měsíci

      @@H.u.m.a.n. because yes
      also lexi's hair doesn't look anything like cotton candy, and the color doesn't matter. have seen blue cotton candy in other videos on Emkay.

    • @H.u.m.a.n.
      @H.u.m.a.n. Před 5 měsíci

      @@Sheep_gaming-dh9zx
      I said the color reminds me of cotton candy, not the hair itself
      And I said "or any color, really" just, again, I've mostly only seen Lexi with pink hair
      Why's this such an issue to you anyways? Lol

  • @heyoitscoolo5179
    @heyoitscoolo5179 Před rokem +8

    I choose Lexi, she/he/they (idk their gender) probably taste like pink chocolate.

    • @beata3091
      @beata3091 Před 3 měsíci +3

      I think that this is " They "

    • @elicenyne
      @elicenyne Před 3 měsíci +2

      iirc it's she, but idk so probably just use they

    • @HVY526
      @HVY526 Před 10 dny +1

      I’m pretty sure it’s a she

    • @THEROOKIDEE
      @THEROOKIDEE Před 6 dny +1

      she*

  • @PurrrincessKitty
    @PurrrincessKitty Před měsícem +1

    there’s 2 types of people in this world,
    “googly eyes on everything is littering”
    and
    “i need to start carrying googly eyes with me”

  • @DubmareProductions634
    @DubmareProductions634 Před rokem +4

    "JINGLE JINGLE NOT MAKE YOUR HOOD CRINKLE" IM DEAD💀💀 [4:32]

  • @NeedTherapyUrgently
    @NeedTherapyUrgently Před rokem +27

    it's a great day when emkay uploads,
    because it automatically makes your day better

  • @jamieever4046
    @jamieever4046 Před rokem +5

    1:00
    I'm already in the afterlife, I died from laughing so hard

  • @Wallee580
    @Wallee580 Před rokem +13

    I wanna go out and buy me a few packs of googly eyes now

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Před rokem +3

    17:03 He's the snack that smiles back! *Damien.*

  • @thatoneguy2468
    @thatoneguy2468 Před rokem +27

    We need a compilation of Emkay members saying questionable things

  • @professorpeep3153
    @professorpeep3153 Před rokem +6

    13:52 i almost cried laughing at this

  • @BadBurn_
    @BadBurn_ Před rokem +21

    6:41 I recently went to an IKEA and they had zip-tied the fingers of the wooden hands together so that people could make them flip everyone off.

    • @masterjoseph25
      @masterjoseph25 Před rokem +3

      I think that was to PREVENT people making the hand flipp people off.

    • @Dorvin55
      @Dorvin55 Před rokem +2

      They had a chance to do the EmKay hand-sign and they sadly didn't. We must find this hand and do it.

    • @poisonedkilljoy9304
      @poisonedkilljoy9304 Před rokem +1

      there’s a shop called flying tiger that stocks these things, but they haven’t done this…it hasn’t ended well for them

  • @GymbalLock
    @GymbalLock Před rokem +4

    I regret never taking a photo of my high school parking lot sign. It said "Speed Limit 10" but someone scraped off the number 1 and spray-painted a letter N in its place. It stayed there for years.

  • @dsereso8723
    @dsereso8723 Před rokem +7

    19:01 got my laughing so bad I almost fell off my bed

  • @randommk8mitsubishilancer

    30:08 “those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog, **barks**” - sonic the hedgehog

  • @notsosecretborb4925
    @notsosecretborb4925 Před rokem +5

    I feel like Lexi would taste of shark plushies and the colour pink, not bad but not an amazing taste. Robin tastes like mediocre chicken nuggets that aren't even sauced. Jack is a snack that smiles back and therefore must taste good, right?

    • @thadbell6353
      @thadbell6353 Před rokem

      Bro why you hating on Robin damn lmao

    • @notsosecretborb4925
      @notsosecretborb4925 Před rokem

      @@thadbell6353 not hating, it's the ultimate food to eat while high out of your mind

  • @vincentbarnett4222
    @vincentbarnett4222 Před rokem +6

    Lexi would definitely taste the best! Seems simple but with a little experience is obviously complex with many layers!

  • @misscornbread
    @misscornbread Před rokem +20

    Gonna be honest, Lexi would taste the best. I imagine she tastes like cotton candy, starburst, and glitter.

  • @olliezsin2466
    @olliezsin2466 Před rokem

    I like to put emkay on while I'm drawing it helps me think!! Thanks for making my day

  • @Ashirro_
    @Ashirro_ Před rokem +2

    10:09 fun fact: I live a half a mile from this sign and I drive past it everyday to work

  • @Floovy_pidgin
    @Floovy_pidgin Před rokem +4

    20:12 Some say men have walked by it with armfuls of rubbish and still couldn’t find it

  • @rubberduckiie9781
    @rubberduckiie9781 Před rokem +4

    1:42
    THIS KID SHREDS HARD

  • @DWhylan915
    @DWhylan915 Před 4 dny

    I love the switch from "Woah, life is temporary man" to "hehe, it's the clitterus bin" Robin surely has quite the range.

  • @1luvflwrs
    @1luvflwrs Před rokem +2

    26:04 Is my picture!!! I love all of yalls vids. keep up the awesome work!

  • @naga_serpentis
    @naga_serpentis Před rokem +5

    15:08 The day Emkay gave up

  • @Gremlin_1.
    @Gremlin_1. Před rokem +7

    Can’t get over the flirting with Zach 😂

  • @peterpott2535
    @peterpott2535 Před rokem +2

    3:17 as Tony said: Sorry but erath is closed today

  • @basicallyarobloxian4533
    @basicallyarobloxian4533 Před rokem +14

    18:22 I cannot and will not stop laughing at this.

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Před rokem +3

    when i see Jack's face, all i can hear is *I NEED CAKE!*

  • @lukemjm
    @lukemjm Před rokem +1

    I loved the slow progression from loving googley eyes anywhere to being legitimately offended by them

  • @simondowns9436
    @simondowns9436 Před rokem

    19:04 the Yelp legit scared me shitless as this is the equivalent of sleep time lullabies to me nowadays.

  • @lilypyrope4620
    @lilypyrope4620 Před rokem +2

    8:01 the Cheese Bandit strikes again (Happy Halloween!)

  • @Russian_Empire1858
    @Russian_Empire1858 Před rokem +3

    I cant stop laughing now because of these hilarious people 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darkdruidsvale
    @darkdruidsvale Před rokem +2

    oh dear, i didnt realize this was "all of" so when it went from lexi to robin i was so very bewildered XD

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 Před rokem +2

    6:18 that wolf on the left reminds me of the "My friends: Me." Meme with the two laughing wolves and the one in the middle not amused at all lol.

  • @andro1419
    @andro1419 Před rokem +5

    I've missed Lexi so much!

  • @PuffyOne1898
    @PuffyOne1898 Před rokem +15

    YASSS Lexi's voice is velvet. YOU GO GIRL!!

    • @denisvolin7489
      @denisvolin7489 Před rokem +1

      Is she on hormones? Because I thought Lexi was a man.

    • @PuffyOne1898
      @PuffyOne1898 Před rokem +5

      @@denisvolin7489 Lexi is transfem, so she is a woman.

    • @denisvolin7489
      @denisvolin7489 Před rokem +1

      @@PuffyOne1898, shouldn't she then sound like one?

    • @PuffyOne1898
      @PuffyOne1898 Před rokem +5

      @@denisvolin7489 voice training isn’t easy, you know.

    • @denisvolin7489
      @denisvolin7489 Před rokem +1

      @@PuffyOne1898, I actually do know, but he doesn't sound even as a beginner. It takes from 6 months up to a year of constant practice to get to the point of a feminine voice being born. Is she a newly decided? How long ago did he realized, that he was actually she?

  • @3M1LTH34RT1ST
    @3M1LTH34RT1ST Před 6 měsíci +1

    The "Stranger danger, stay on the designated trails" reminds me of the analog horror called "White Stag"

  • @imadumbass6537
    @imadumbass6537 Před rokem +2

    I've watched emkay so much to the point where the layout of your video and account is actually burnt into my phone screen just slightly

  • @goack
    @goack Před rokem +4

    At a certain point in the video it repeats a whole section of robin

  • @slayeromair
    @slayeromair Před rokem +4

    30:08 holy shit emkay are snapcube fans

  • @jandgmodteam3754
    @jandgmodteam3754 Před 9 měsíci

    So around 41:00 you used the “beeeeeans” clip as a censor bleep and it caught me COMPLETELY off guard. Laughed for a good minute, barely even knowing why.

  • @cryingMANLY
    @cryingMANLY Před rokem +2

    17:10 definetly Jack, his job is to be the snack that smiles back!

  • @jokingjekyll1035
    @jokingjekyll1035 Před rokem +4

    Jack looks like a snack /platonic

  • @yopi_yopi
    @yopi_yopi Před rokem +4

    17:04 Lexi looks like she'd taste like iced sakura mochi.

  • @littlemilk973
    @littlemilk973 Před rokem +2

    1:24 Bro sounds like junkrat from OW.
    I can't unhear it. Maybe he was the voice actor after all.

  • @Non_existant_user
    @Non_existant_user Před měsícem

    I drove by a Zeeland watertower, and it'd been spraypainted to read 'feel the zeel', which is the 'theme' you'd find all over town. It was very nice!

  • @virtuouswolf
    @virtuouswolf Před rokem +2

    1:24 I think their supposed to be astronauts with floating helmets

  • @grayanddevpdx
    @grayanddevpdx Před 11 měsíci +7

    0:03 as an autistic person I approve

  • @imao15
    @imao15 Před rokem +1

    4:57 Lexi: *laughs in computer knowledge* YOU FOOL THAT’S THE ANY KEY

  • @mx.lilith666
    @mx.lilith666 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Lexi’s voice is so smooth and so rhythmically fluent and pretty. Her voice is aesthetically pleasing. She’s my favourite voice actor 🩷💞🏳️‍⚧️

  • @pizzafluff1201
    @pizzafluff1201 Před rokem +3

    Robbin asking what cheese he likes and me actualy answers in my head what I think he would like. I think he would like bri if anyone asked.

  • @jacoblundy7309
    @jacoblundy7309 Před rokem +9

    Lexi's voice makes everyday better

  • @eatsleeplegorepeat
    @eatsleeplegorepeat Před 10 měsíci +1

    I was having a little bit of a rough night in this video made my day better

  • @nicgurkweitz389
    @nicgurkweitz389 Před rokem +2

    I like the idea of wholesomely vandalized! Please start that one!

  • @reverendbug
    @reverendbug Před 9 měsíci +3

    at 39:45 what does 340n mean?

  • @indianboyster
    @indianboyster Před rokem +3

    20:51 i never looked so skinny before i'd almost say all bones :O

  • @lilicat9687
    @lilicat9687 Před 5 měsíci

    4:34 We have one of those in our town, it’s actually a reflective disk so it kinda glows at night

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService Před 9 měsíci +2

    As someone who works at an Arctic Circle, I can confirm, we have those every year. But with an A and not an E
    Also I feel like Lexi would taste the best. Don't know why

  • @isaacthomson7483
    @isaacthomson7483 Před rokem +3

    Hey Emkay, random question did you voice the character in the tutorial of project playtime? You sound so similar

    • @TimeGoddess
      @TimeGoddess Před rokem +1

      Yes! he did! and his name is Robin!

  • @bobbythedestroyer1105
    @bobbythedestroyer1105 Před rokem +3

    19:50 pause here

  • @rokkitship
    @rokkitship Před 3 měsíci

    i love how we can watch robin's descent into googly-eye madness in this

  • @cheese_productions
    @cheese_productions Před rokem +3

    1 to 2 hours?

  • @LoafCatNG
    @LoafCatNG Před rokem +4

    LEXI.

  • @eckitronix
    @eckitronix Před rokem +1

    I can confirm that Fisting is in fact a town in Montana. It has a growing population of 5000 and takes about five minutes to pass through if going from Bozeman to Missoula by car in nice weather.

  • @hankjwimbletin8818
    @hankjwimbletin8818 Před rokem +1

    This is high quality, robin is the highest quality narrator.

  • @Roman-pi5qr
    @Roman-pi5qr Před 5 měsíci +3

    Did it start looping at 49:18?

  • @TheSideWaysA
    @TheSideWaysA Před rokem +4

    Fill in the sentence Press ____ to flush

  • @BruceWayneLush
    @BruceWayneLush Před 2 měsíci

    35:20 my grandma was born at a place in newfoundland called "Come By Chance" and moved to "Woody Island" eventually all the houses were floated away into "Arnold's Cove"

  • @º№™ºc™
    @º№™ºc™ Před 2 měsíci

    17:10 jack as he is the snack that smiles back

  • @TopEye64
    @TopEye64 Před rokem +3

    Am I early or are they late

  • @TylerFurrison
    @TylerFurrison Před rokem +6

    Let me just say this: Let Lexi do more readings!

  • @tinypancake_1371
    @tinypancake_1371 Před rokem +1

    The little giggles are adorable

  • @SagittariusArm
    @SagittariusArm Před 3 měsíci

    “Why isn’t it working!” - famous last words before realization

  • @not_bons3279
    @not_bons3279 Před rokem +3

    Which emkay narrator would taste the best.... why did Robin even ask this,
    Imma have to go with Lexi tho

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    @fullmoonshadow6967 Před rokem +10

    Lot of repeating clips in this one.. :/