i was impressed by the lizard hero, when the 250 pound guy saved the 100 pound by shoving her face first at the lizard so he could escape from the 10 pound lizard. SUCH BRAVERY!!!!!!
The guy at 5:32 was perfect. pulled a good 360 but the snow being too soft is an understatement, and that double-take looking around like "What happened?" was brilliant.
I know what happened with the cake. She read in a recipe that the oven should be set to a certain temperature, but probably didn't convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit. (200F ~ 92C). Same thing happened to me when I moved from Europe to the US...
@@hawaiianshirts4715 no he is in trouble for not being attentive enough, embarrassing her in public, being a horrible human being and several other transgressions she is going to bring up until he dumps her.
Yeeeah, I wouldn't of noticed either. Unless it was the right lighting and been like "Umm, baby, though I could personally care less...... did you know your nose and cheeks are 2 different shades?"
I am baffled by the sheer idiocy of the family lighting those fireworks when their dog is running around loose, and then proceeding to laugh while it has it in its mouth as they explode and shoot out.
He should be fine. The front of the car took the impact. Should have avoided the driver seat. He will need a new pair of underwear and a new front seat, but he should be fine.
It wouldn’t surprise me if the driver was fine - modern cards are miraculous with safety for those in them. Plus he was spinning and didn’t hit straight on, so lots of energy went into the spin, and the impact was on the passenger side. But regardless… still terrifying, not at all funny
What usually catches my attention in dashcam videos is how the out of control car will be fine unless it hits the ONE thing that could destroy it...and that's the one thing it hits.
there was ONE mountain bike scene, it actually the one from the title pic. i dont know how many videos ive watched on youtube where the title pic never shows.
My ex used to say that she couldn’t cook and that when she did she did it while looking at recipes, but I can truthfully say that her cooking was on a par with the hairy bikers cook show and I never tired of saying to her that how did chefs the world over learn to be as good as they thought they were, p s, my favourite was after driving all day and then driving to Macclesfield I loved her chilli
Don't feel bad for pudgy - I'm sure he went home, sat down in his oversized la-z-boy and began contemplating how he'd tell his grandchildren about the time he squared off with a venomous snake and saved the day. He's content with his life, he doesn't need your pity. Laugh at his as much as you can - he's American and it comes with the territory.
We finally have proof that someone was harmed... one person claims to have broken a finger
Everyone in the very first clip has brain damage also
He claims so. But he's certainly not a doctor and he hasn't x-rayed the finger yet either. So, no one was harmed ;)
No, the person wasn't hurt. It was the finger. Proof rejected.
We'll take this to court sir, thank u!
@@kindlingpoint the first or third clip, it looks like the person got hurt in the third clip
“Matthew, I didn’t blend my contour. You didn’t tell me” 😂 No man watching this could tell and neither could Matthew. 🤣
I think the little girl walking into the glass did more to "blend her contour"!
He probably thought she wasn't too good with makeup but she's hot so who cares.
I had to watch it several times to figure out what was wrong with her makeup 🤦♂️
Next was, " What's a contour"?
You can do better Matthew.
Good lord, the woman at 5:40 freaking out over the ferret needs to CHILL. 😂
Отдай миру всё лучшее, что есть в тебе и к тебе вернется всё лучшее, что есть в мире❗
right lol
4:20 no animals harmed..didnt see no dog come back
🤔🤔🤔
Barsik was harmed
4:47 That's the first time anyone successfully stopped a rolling truck on FailArmy!
I will never stop wondering why so many people think their lives and health are worth less than the paint on other people's cars.
But this truck bared an accident mark on self.
@@vomm I think it's more of a challenge for us Men haha Funny that the dude then took the save and backed it into another truck
It was his life on the line that time, or at least a crushed pelvis
@@vomm because new car priced as 50+ month wages.
4.25 "no animals were harmed" Yeh right!!
That guy stopping the truck, just to have the diver hit a different truck. Muhahahah
Nah, I dont think, there was a diver involved. At least, I didnt see any water.
It was a woman that stopped the truck.
That lizard running into the office was like, "why you guys don't answer my calls"
The guy that stopped the lorry... Amazing.
Whoever listens to this, may your heart heal from stress and complete it peacefully.
Отдай миру всё лучшее, что есть в тебе и к тебе вернется всё лучшее, что есть в мире❗
1:02 the sound his face makes😂
I'm pretty sure the little girl at 2:37 committed a felony with that amount of eggs being destroyed 😂
At least we know why there is a shortage of eggs
At today's prices that is about a millon dollars worth of eggs so, yes, it would be a felony.
@@MrYfrank14 Grand larceny!
She bankrupted her family.
Grand Theft Ovo
Wow that was one strong determined mama that stopped that truck. She rocks
3:36 That's a great defensive rebuttal: "It's not on fire, _you're_ on fire!"
Great answer! It's up there!
Where there's smoke, there's fire, and I'll put it out!
Ha! Women! ☕
🤦the person fanning the fire with a towel 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦♀🤦♂🤦♀🤦🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂
The snake that threw that dude down the hill must be Chuck Norris's pet 🤣🤣🤣
i was impressed by the lizard hero, when the 250 pound guy saved the 100 pound by shoving her face first at the lizard so he could escape from the 10 pound lizard. SUCH BRAVERY!!!!!!
She made a great shield .
After I'm sure she got 10 lashes for being in a man's way
1:01 - best one 🤣
mfs were harmed lol
I wouldn't be surprised if he messed up his jaw. That's crazy how much that had to hurt.
The guy at 5:32 was perfect. pulled a good 360 but the snow being too soft is an understatement, and that double-take looking around like "What happened?" was brilliant.
@bbcreative29
Women are strong as hell... until someone's pet ferret is in the room.
0:51 , the 4 wheeler gave birth !
BUT where did the dog go once the fireworks went off???? Shame on the people not chasing after the dog I saw no one going to check on the doggo.
looks like they wanted that to happen
Yes they could have sent the child into the exploding fireworks for a look up
The dog flew 100 feet into the air and expoded .
If you look to the right of the car you will see the dog running away.
No fr that was highkey animal abuse but none of my business ☕️🐸
🤣 that pilot is a legend 😂
2:40 baby bathing in $1 million dollars worth of eggs.
5:29 They always trip at the finish line... it's great!
2:43 That kid wasted $1148.00 worth of eggs...
FJB
I know what happened with the cake. She read in a recipe that the oven should be set to a certain temperature, but probably didn't convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit.
(200F ~ 92C). Same thing happened to me when I moved from Europe to the US...
6:15 what type of cute dog is that naughty doggo?
0:25 Mountain bikes sure doesn't look like they used to anymore
That's like $2,000 worth of broken eggs on the floor.
what country do you live if eggs are so expensive, in my country one egg is like 1.5$ for 10 of them
Eggs are very expensive in the US right, so it's become a bit of a meme. A dozen is like $7-$9 USD where I am.
1:52 There's nothing funnier than the out-of-control-off-balance run.
Absolutely, wtf is that top comment about people feeling bad for him?
6:36 Everything EVERYTHING is the guys fault lol!
6:34 I feel for Matthew...
Was just about to write that. The poor guy
He probably didn't notice. I know I didn't. And now he's in trouble for her minor, mostly unnoticeable make-up mistake?
@@hawaiianshirts4715 no he is in trouble for not being attentive enough, embarrassing her in public, being a horrible human being and several other transgressions she is going to bring up until he dumps her.
Yeeeah, I wouldn't of noticed either. Unless it was the right lighting and been like "Umm, baby, though I could personally care less...... did you know your nose and cheeks are 2 different shades?"
I dont think going faster helped that first clip/truck at all. He's stuck. Was fun to watch. Great video
I am baffled by the sheer idiocy of the family lighting those fireworks when their dog is running around loose, and then proceeding to laugh while it has it in its mouth as they explode and shoot out.
Animal.abuse
Malicious Negligence .ya can't cure stupid
6:55 That TAHDIG (Persian crispy rice) looks absolutely perfect!
I was gonna say the same, that's an absolute WIN! (Maybe a teeeeeny tiny bit too dark in the center for some, but I know I wouldn't mind the least...)
I was gonna say the same. That looks gorgeous, it's not a fail
4:14 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG 🥺
🔥💥
@@AtheistOrphan 😮😮😮
I got an Outback Steakhouse ad after this. Genius.
6:34 in Matthew's defense I didn't notice either
The woman just casually feeding the fire with a towel got me LOL... cavemen knew how fire worked like common people lmao
Long live FailArmy. This site NEVER fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent compilation! I was laughing the entire video.😂🤣😂 Thanks for putting these together for us to enjoy. This one was really great. Happy Friday!
2:37 There goes $3,285 in eggs by todays market.
2:37 That child just bankrupt the entire family.
Guy falls on a rail and cracks his head open.
His Friend: Are you okay?
1:46 a snake that knows Judo...amazing.
1:09 Fast & Furious - Russia drift
4:31 becomes funnier if you imagine them as B.A. (waking up too early) and Murdock.
I'm a pilot, and I would never, ever, ever dream of doing something like that to somebody; but it was hilarious.
The rice at 6:55 is not a fail. Maybe a touch darker than you might want but that crispy crust is called tahdig and it's delicious.
Don't know why but "I've fractured me fuckin' finger" made me laugh. That's the thing about breaking bones, you know it immediately!
7:29 bro you made a pinecone good job.
It's on fire! Call the fire department!
That's not on fire, that's flambe'.
Then call the flambe' department!
This time, everyone was harmed! Guy in the Lada severly I would guess.
'No animals were harmed' - Fido never seen again...
2:37 belongs in an "expensive fails" video!
You mean "eggspensive" fails?😂
in those countries an egg costs about $ 0,000001 so how is this expansive
6:57 thats a win in some cultures...
1:07 I don't think the guy in the car that was crushed by a truck will survive.
That car didn't completely stop. It wouldn't surprise me if the person was injure-free.
Whatever, that's what the driver gets for overtaking on ice like that. Good thing he hit a truck and not a family car.
He should be fine.
The front of the car took the impact. Should have avoided the driver seat.
He will need a new pair of underwear and a new front seat, but he should be fine.
It wouldn’t surprise me if the driver was fine - modern cards are miraculous with safety for those in them. Plus he was spinning and didn’t hit straight on, so lots of energy went into the spin, and the impact was on the passenger side. But regardless… still terrifying, not at all funny
I'm willing to bet whoever it was, was ok. If their were a passenger, maybe not so well. The driver side looked pretty good.
3:04 I like how that person didn't give a damn
It's just snow
"This is suppose to be a cookie." Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video
What usually catches my attention in dashcam videos is how the out of control car will be fine unless it hits the ONE thing that could destroy it...and that's the one thing it hits.
"Mountain Bike Madness" 2 mountain bikes in whole video 👌
2:20 🤣
6:57 -- I could be wrong but that looks like pretty decent Persian tahdig.
2:37 that baby is skinny dipping in gold
1:42-1:57
Holy moly, that snake must be a Judo master!
05:50 Well done boyyyy !!!We all enjoyed. Hope you see this!!!
3:57 DAMN SQUIRRELS!!!!
Other people’s pain is a source of laughter.
"Mountain Bike Madness"
*proceeds to start video with a Jeep in a mud pit*
the committement to zero effort is impressive
Failarmy seems given up with the names, they wont make any sense nowdays :D
I think I saw one mountain bike in the entire video
@@MetalStraitUpYourAss at least there were mountains XD
2 minutes in before we see a mtb 🤦♂️
there was ONE mountain bike scene, it actually the one from the title pic. i dont know how many videos ive watched on youtube where the title pic never shows.
OMG! This had me in stitches 🤣🤣
My ex used to say that she couldn’t cook and that when she did she did it while looking at recipes, but I can truthfully say that her cooking was on a par with the hairy bikers cook show and I never tired of saying to her that how did chefs the world over learn to be as good as they thought they were, p s, my favourite was after driving all day and then driving to Macclesfield I loved her chilli
I like this channel, most of all I like to watch people interstitially doing game on themselves. Good luck to you in promoting your content.
*The man pushing the bricks over couldn't have done something like that without holding the kid.*
1:10 Car goes from 1 intact vehicle to hundreds of pieces within seconds!
I think this might be my favorite failarmy vid yet.
I feel bad for laughing so hard at how the guy at 1:56 and the kid at 2:40 wasted about $200
It depends. I checked my local prices - its $20 or $50 at top for same~ish amount
Don't feel bad for pudgy - I'm sure he went home, sat down in his oversized la-z-boy and began contemplating how he'd tell his grandchildren about the time he squared off with a venomous snake and saved the day. He's content with his life, he doesn't need your pity. Laugh at his as much as you can - he's American and it comes with the territory.
That poor lizard was much more scared😁🤣
muito bom esses videos dei muitas risadas
Snow fails are the best.
DUDE!! Like, is that little dog with the fireworks OK? Anyone?
The first one is the biggest mountain bike I have ever seen!
4:48 thought he was dumb til it stopped. Okay superman damn
I missed everything after the dog and the fireworks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Make 🤣 It 🤣 Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Odd reaction to seeing an adorable ferret.
She need mental help LOL
It is quite alarming how few people actually know how to operate a blender.... we see a new clip with EVERY VIDEO
5:28 she's freaking out! 😂
1:50 badass Judo in a street fight
4:47 SUPERMAN - only without the cape
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Driver proceeds backs into the car behind... 😂😂😂
@@dr.robertbennett3452 😂
I'd like to think that the snowy ones took place in canada
6:22 thomas :that nice we don't need to stop
driver:yes we do!
n:but it was too late.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much!
2:33 What a beauty. Now, how about some protective gear to preserve those looks?!!
This was supposed to be a cookie 🍪
LOLOL 🤣😂🤣
Be careful! That snake knows the Muay Thai Art Of Redirecting!
It feels so good when stop's.
1:07 "No one harmed, only slav"
4:17 "no animals were harmed" Hard to believe.
2:39 that child is playing in 19 million dollars worth of merchandise.
Dog takes lit fireworks. Dog runs behind car. Firework goes off.
Failarmy: no animals were hurt.
Lies.
Yeah, hitting the one and only person competent to fly an airplane is a great idea.
Everybody was harmed in the making of this video.