Every Zero Punctuation 2010
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- Every 2010 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.
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I still chuckle at "the story of Kratos: the ancient world's most determined atheist"
Ppp
Same. Very good elevator pitch as well.
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“What the fuck’s Pestilence gonna do, *cough* on people?”
Ah, 2010 was a simpler time
Sounds like a fun game
For another line that aged like fine moldovan wine see " Come on russia, take the hint. WW3, lets do it!
almost had world war 3 just a second ago
Ah, that simpler time, when airborne contagions apparently didn't exist.
28:48 "The writing is solid but then BioWare don't score points for that anymore" Oh how the times have changed.
The cost of being devoured by EA.
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lol l
I want to go back
@@LazorJunkieninja in a couple months, you can.
here's a game:
pause the video
put it in a random time
try to guess WTF is yatzee is talking about by the graphics alone
This is great.
Or turn the sound off and do the same
A friend and I on discord play this game with screenshots. It's great.
Pure gold
jokes on you, I got a graphic with sam fishers dumb mask thing in it
These videos save me from having to listen to the ragingly loud intro music, and from having to turn my speakers down for it, and back up after it's finished, every bloody video!
but the intro is so good
@@italianmofo4037 Yes, music is good but it needs to have the same volume as the rest of the video... which shouldn't be such a difficult task honestly.
@@ipsnagi9442 They remedied it. Albeit, late, but it's been fixed
@@jakass I see... I guess it's time for another marathon of ZP then. You know, just to check...
This is the exact equivalent of sitting next to that one crazy Guy at the Bus stop and deciding to say hello .
Yahtzee predicted the Star Wars super weapon from episode 7 years in advance. "Glue three death stars together."
I mean
You seem to be forgetting that Lucas' big plot escalation from ROTJ was 'the death star again'
With the added 'twist' being that it was all a scam initiated by Palpy into tricking the Rebels into overplaying they're hand
Of ***course*** that's what Star Wars was going to do - its what Star Wars does :P
00:06 - 2009 Awards
04:48 - Torchlight
08:58 - Darksiders
13:24 - Bayonetta
17:45 - Dark Void
21:54 - Borderlands
26:08 - Mass Effect 2
30:14 - Dante's Inferno
34:34 - Bioshock 2
38:54 - Aliens Vs. Predator
43:30 - Heavy Rain
47:57 - Battlefield: Bad Company 2
52:22 - Final Fantasy XIII
57:04 - God of War 3
1:01:37 - Red Steel 2
1:05:50 - Just Cause 2
1:10:32 - Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
1:14:54 - Splinter Cell: Conviction
1:19:22 - Nier
1:23:56 - Dead to Rights: Retribution
1:29:09 - Monster Hunter Tri
1:33:34 - Alan Wake
1:38:18 - Red Dead Redemption
1:43:13 - Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
1:47:45 - E3 2010
1:52:12 - No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
1:56:32 - Super Mario Galaxy 2
2:01:28 - Singularity
2:05:48 - Crackdown 2
2:10:07 - Deathspark & Limbo
2:14:24 - Shadow of the Colossus
2:18:45 - Split Second: Velocity
2:23:07 - Transformers: War for Cybertron
2:27:33 - Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
2:32:12 - Mafia 2
2:36:23 - Metroid Other M
2:40:48 - Video Game Voters Network
2:42:23 - Halo: Reach
2:46:37 - Dead Rising 2
2:50:52 - Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
2:55:13 - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
2:59:36 - Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
3:04:13 - Fallout: New Vegas
3:09:03 - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2
3:13:30 - Call of Duty: Black Ops
3:18:04 - iPhone Games
3:22:51 - Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
3:27:33 - Splatterhouse
3:32:20 - Epic Mickey
3:37:10 - Holiday 2010
You legend.
How does this not have more likes?
An absolute king right here
Spoilers!
Are you Jesus?
Haha you think 3 hours scares me i watch DnD Podcasts for sport.
Except this is with zero punctuation *fanfare* no stopping.
It scares me that I was literally watching Critical Role season 2 episode 61 RIGHT before this. I'm so pumped to almost be caught up!
As in Dungeons and Dragons? Do they have such a podcast?
@@chrisdooley6468 there are tons of people that make dnd podcasts
Legend
18:18 "Set in an alternative World War 2-- You know, it'd be nice to see a game set, say, in an alternative Napoleonic War for once, where Waterloo was fought on the backs of pterodactyls."
The Temeraire novels by Naomi Novik is almost exactly like this... It's what happens when a novelist asks, "What if Napoleon could overcompensate for his height by riding on the back of a DRAGON?"
Its pretty awesome that his style hasn’t changed for 11+ years.
The visual package does not matter if it is good enough to serve its purpose of presenting the contents inside. Altho that means there needs to be good and meaningful contents to present.
And because stylised visuals age gracefully.
Come to think of it, i wish other creators regarded this as true. Publishers, rather.
@@crazyg5728I think they also mean the style of writing and delivery
You guys should do a 24/7 stream with the Zero Punctuation back catalog, Funhaus style
Kevin Kofler good to see another Funhaus fan!
3:09:41 "...since the Shindler's List easy bake oven"
The running joke of continually getting Isaac Clarke's name wrong gets me every time
I am still a gelatinous creature who likes Warhammer 40k.
I became one last year, and still don't like darksiders
@@mrjack901 word
WH40k fans are split between people who get it and like to have fun with the over the top ridiculousness of it all and people who don't get it and to whom the setting is their super edgelord wet dream.
@@Person01234 that second group are just strawmen and you know it
@@zer0026 no, otherwise I wouldn't have said it. They exist.
"What the fuck is Pestilence going to do? Cough on people?"
Me watching this in quarantine: 😐
"Someone should probably call them out on this, or the next game will have a heroin going into battle in high-heels and three bits of masking tape" I sometimes forget how forward thinking Yahtzee can be.
I'd say the guy's a time traveler with how often he predicts this stuff. I know some of it comes from just knowing the market, but still.
Maybe some of Jim Sterling's power rubbed off on him.
Boglins tell Jim the future
“What’s Pestilence going to do, cough on people?”
Thanks, Yahtz. Thanks for giving 2020 ideas.
I watched he entire thing, Yatzhees voice is great for nap time, then you wake up to some good content, these full year reviews I listen to like a bedtime podcast 😂🤷🏾♀️😍
Don't Mind Me same lol
Thank you Yahtzee for reminding me my mum doesn’t love me
Thank you reminding me yahtzee loves mum
I like that this ends with a clipshow of clips from the video we are currently watching.
I want all the years for Zero Puntuaction. So I can listen to them while playing games with grating sountracks
“What’s pestilence going to do, cough on you?” Aged like either fine wine or milk. Haven’t decided yet.
Nice. I was just in the middle of a Yahtzee binge.
It's weird which lines get cut out these days.
Ikr. It's usually the best lines, too!
Ah, back in 2010, when suggesting Keanu Reaves would play a character was an insult rather than a nice bloody steak to be thrown to the rabid hordes of fanboys and fangirls and send them into a frenzy. The John Wick series did a lot to change the general perspective on him.
It is hard to believe that Yahtzee was ten years younger when he made these vids. To me he's always been exactly the same. Same humour, same cynicism, same voice (provided sound quality is up to par).
And I thought *before* that you had too much time. It still amazes me how you can manage to do so much work at the same time, yet consistently manage to meet deadlines. I don't know how you do it, but I'm jealous.
1:07:07 they edited it! They changed it from "reanacting the columbine massacre on a government soldier's face" to just "reanacting the massacre on a government soldier's face"
There are a few jokes like that that get edited out.
"This is the last Halo game," oh you sweet summer child.
"...than the Schindler's List Easy-Bake Oven."
I was so disappointed when that sentence didn't continue.
The "It's like renaming Master Chief to Elisabeth" bit really got me 😂
I love these compilations :D
these videos save me a lot of clicking hah
Not for me.
I'm to anxious and compulsively pause to much of my watchable content.
This just makes me pause more T_T
I'd like to point out that you've made a mistake: Nier Aoutomata appears on the thumbnail, but that game came out on 2017 so it is not apart of the 2010 recap
Randomly skipping around turns this video into a fun Yahtzee soundboard xD
He sounds so young
Zero Punctuation in 2010 was very dead pan. When he showed emotion it felt more impactful. Nowadays, he gives impact everytime he breathes.
What a great year that was
I rewatched this over several viewings and Yatzhee is as delightful as the enjoyment I gain from knowing he knows about 1/3rd of what he's talking about, at least 50% of the time. So 1/6 of what he's talking about, but his voice and cadence are so musical as to lull me into listening anyway.
Holy shit, ‘memba kinectimals?
It always throws me when I hear parts of the videos that have been edited since the original release, sometimes I can somewhat understand but still its pretty obvious, or maybe I've watch these videos too many times
GOOD GOD BREATHE MAN!!!
I hope they didn't censor this collection like they did with the 2008 one.
They need to make money mate get over it
@@kylerclarke2689 I know _why_ people censor things... I said I'd rather they didn't.
@@kylerclarke2689 Shit excuse making, but okay, whatever.
Unfortunately they did. They got rid of one of my favorite jokes from the Dante’s Inferno review. :/
TyphoonZebra 49:24 there is a rather laughable example of censorship here, where a censor bar is added a few seconds AFTER the image appears.
Shoutout to the usual censorship discourse taking place, like. I mean I get it, but the original videos are... still there... and on the site...
What do you mean?
Byron the best 1:07:13 is the first i noticed, they’ve attempted to remove a reference to the columbine massacre but done it very poorly.
They’ve done this in the other compilations too.
Really if you want a Zero Punctuation compilation use the ones Fellman created that other people have reuploaded
I plan on doing that, I'm just here to see how they censor it to have a proper reason to stay with the anti censorship people, just because something is censored as long as it doesn't ruin anything it can be ok, but more often than not, the how is more jarring and irritating than any why could ever be.
Censorship is still the wrong word to use and it annoys me. Censorship is a state banning/prohibiting speech in a Public space.
CZcams is not a public space or a state authority despite how it may seem, and everything here happens with google’s blessing. Nor are they prohibiting or even pressuring the Escapist to do any editing, as far as it seems.
Whine about incompleteness and I might think about it, but you can still bingewatch the archives if you really want to.
Thanks for the mega-compilations! Would love timestamps tho, cant afford to watch all of it at once, and sometimes I really want to see a specific reaction that marked me :p
There's every video available individually, you know...
Yahtzee: *"The game froze up! I mean, my life froze up!"*
Me: *Dies from laughter induced asphyxiation.*
Anybody notice the audio feedback error at 2:09:44? I can hear it with headphones in and triple checked that it was the video and nothing else
4:38
Almost 10 and a half years on, this sign-off has only really gotten more poignant.
From what I can tell, they've censored the music in the New Vegas review (understandable, probably some copyright nonsense) and the Schindler's List EZ Bake Oven joke from the Force Unleashed 2 review.
Ah, the memories.
These are so good.
Poor poor 2010's Yahtzee, innocent and hopeful for Duke nukem forever
9:45 "what is pestilence going to do", cough on people"? We here in 2021 have seen exactly what pestilence has been up too...
2:09:39 someone brought their phone to the office that day! 😄
It's weird that they edit out jokes and credits but not repeated mentions of books.
I think it’s because the jokes are seen as “to offensive” or something.
Ah 2010, the year of mobile gaming that actually had some innovation.
So did Escapist just forget about the _Amnesia: Dark Descent_ review, or was I not paying attention??
They cut the joke off of the “most grossly mishandled and offensive application of intellectual property” before it got to the punchline: “The Schindler’s List easy bake oven.” during the Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2 review.
Its also weird that they left the set up for the joke in the clips at the end, with the punchline being cutout, rather than just cutting out the entire clip.
@@ScootsMcDootson yeah it’s really annoying.
The change to the music that accompanies the Day cards during the Fallout: New Vegas review is really jarring... 3:04:35
the stan lee part is very sad now that he is dead :(
3:04:40 Did they seriously replace that nice, lively jazz with _that?_ That's a bit depressing.
Ah
Content ID is a bitch, no?
In case you were wondering, the name of that song is "In the Mood" by the Glenn Miller band
he is right though sands of time is Soooooooooooo good.
4:35 hi welcome to 2019
And with this video I have now seen Zero Punctuation ever to exist. Guess now I'll have to find something else to fill the empty moments in day.
Fill it with all of the jokes cut out from these compilations
3:13:30 because the original black ops review got age restricted for whatever reason so I’m time stamping it here so it can be viewed.
43:31 heavy rain lol
52:20 perhaps respect is the wrong... BEING A HIGHLY RESPECTED GAME REVIEWER
Part of the fun is trying to figure out when one ended and the others started. Bonus points if you can tell the game before he actually says it. Take a shot if you didn't, you'll be drunk within half a hour.
I find myself wondering about a few glaring edits where part is just cut out without any indication - the audio just jumps ahead.
I never remember to note which reviews they are so I can try to figure out what was cut.
18:18 I wonder if anyone got Crimson Skies to work on modern systems, never worked on even my PC from 2004 with a slightly newer graphics card in.
"What's pestilence gonna do?" I think we're currently living through that.
What happened to the Schindler's list EZ/bake oven?
yeah!
go to Sleep listening to Yahtzee
I do it too. Still waiting to have a dream induced where Yahtzee calls my dreams uncreative, unfocused and boring.
i do it to.......every night......for the last 4 months.......i cant sleep anymore if im not listening to his voice
Mans straight murdered us Warhammer 40k players... 😭😭😭
It’s funny seeing this considering the games reviewed are 10 years old and a lot of things have aged but something that hasnt is the fact that he has a hatred for sandbox for good reason lol
I dunno why i keep waiting for a pause to stop the video and go live life for a bit, THERE IS NO PAUSE!
no drooling mongloid left behind lmao well timed
Did you know Yathzee has written a book? Well he has written a book. A book he has written. Written a book he has.
About god damn time
So "His Majesty's Dragon" by Naomi Novik is a book series about the Napoleonic Wars fought on the backs of dragons...if anyone is interested.
i know this is loud and sweary but i fell asleep listening to this
I can’t even tell where one episode ends and one begins
On GOD I always forget that yahtzee never finished the tutorial on MH3
I think Yahtzee did the same thing I did with Monster Hunter that I did the first time I played which was not taken a monster fighting quest and actually playing the real game. It's weird how often that happens to people who play mohun for the first time.
21:43 Im dying, down then up then down agn!!! lol 33:55 PM HA! Wank -----Ludo ?!Lol
holy shit this was a good year for gaming
2:20:00 That's probably the most diabolical thing I ever heard it...
16:29 - Yahtzee is a chocolate bar confirmed.
Man, that Mass Effect 2 review did NOT age well... I mean, the game itself aged splendidly, but the tangent about Bioware's integrity as a developer... feelsbadman.
Thanks
- So what's the point of having 2 separate experience levels?
- Well, it's like my right hand on a Sunday night
- Why's that?
- Cuz it beats the fuck out of me!
"You wonder why they even call it resident evil 4." Actually one of the original builds of re4 was such a departure that they named it into Devil May Cry and made that
Oh boy can't wait to see what jokes got censored in this one.
Reenact the --- Massacre. God damnit.
The music in the Fallout: New Vegas got changed to some random public domain jazz instead of the 50's big band music
4:36
its almost 2022 and i don't think much has changed from here.
Grabs Popcorn.
holy shit the dante's inferno review is killing me
"What the fuck is Pestilence going to do, cough on people?!"
Meanwhile, in 2020...
YES GOD YES
What’s that buzzing sound in Bioshock 2?
At 1:07:10 they sensored the word columbine in the columbine massacre joke. I get it it is a tastless joke but thats a weird way to sensor a massacre joke just removing the name of that particular massacre