Top Bunk VS The Bottom Bunk In Prison

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  • čas přidán 19. 08. 2024

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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  Před 6 lety +430

    Shout out to the entire APS ARMY!!! Hope you enjoy this video and if so smash that like button!!! Currently out in the field capturing some crazy stories. Look for those soon.

    • @rockyharris1426
      @rockyharris1426 Před 6 lety +7

      Joe!!!! It's only 2pm my time! Sneaking one in on me before 4pm est i see... i'd fight for the bottom. My big ass ain't jumping on that top bunk...

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 Před 6 lety +5

      It's just gone 8 PM here in the UK so I'm happy for a early film.

    • @matthewsparks568
      @matthewsparks568 Před 6 lety +3

      Id fight for the bottom joun. Fer sher man

    • @nicabla4682
      @nicabla4682 Před 6 lety +1

      Do u hav any New merchandise out or coming soon.

    • @ruption9865
      @ruption9865 Před 6 lety +2

      cody the auto tunes

  • @Max-lr1os
    @Max-lr1os Před 6 lety +135

    Dude, I really admire the way that you picked up your life after being locked up. It was a great idea to start this channel. Well done.

    • @jaspermartin7444
      @jaspermartin7444 Před 4 lety +2

      That. You expressed it better than i could. Good on Joe!

  • @bencmad
    @bencmad Před 6 lety +228

    Joe makes a 22 minute video feel like 5 min. Incredible talent

    • @TheIZI6
      @TheIZI6 Před 6 lety +19

      And he talks for 22 minutes, for what he could tell in 5 min. :D

    • @michelleadams6999
      @michelleadams6999 Před 5 lety +2

      Joe is a great story teller!

    • @kirkgoshert7876
      @kirkgoshert7876 Před 2 lety

      i thought he made 3 minutes seem like an eternity.

    • @Fox1223
      @Fox1223 Před rokem

      Legit didn’t realize it’d been 20 minutes!

  • @elihernandez800
    @elihernandez800 Před 6 lety +213

    In the military, i always preferred the top bunk. Top reason is because i could see EVERYTHING from up there. For anyone, who is always aware of their surroundings top bunk is a must. A little jump is nothing

    • @bruhmomment2999
      @bruhmomment2999 Před 5 lety +17

      I like the top because the same reason
      I love being away from people

    • @groovygringo3747
      @groovygringo3747 Před 5 lety +11

      Facts when I was locked up I always seen other people getting their shit stolen.

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z Před 5 lety +16

      top bunk - you do not have boogers, pubes, hair, dead skin etc. falling on you.

    • @jeffreyval9665
      @jeffreyval9665 Před 5 lety +2

      When i was in jail everyone wanted the bottom bunk. If someone new came in with a bottom bunk pass and the person who had that bottom bunk got bounced to a top bunk it always caused problems.

    • @sc0tte1-416
      @sc0tte1-416 Před 4 lety +3

      Totally. I'd always take the top bunk. Not only do you see everything but you're less vulnerable

  • @doggoshouse439
    @doggoshouse439 Před 4 lety +35

    The word bunk doesnt even sound like a word anymore after this.

  • @btv2303
    @btv2303 Před 6 lety +148

    You know i just stumbled across your channel, about 2 weeks ago and its really have helped me. So i figured id send this comment and i never ever commented on a youtube video ever. I actually only been home a little while i was in prison in new york for drugs and fight addiction also. I watched your first video and said dam this guy just did 7 years and now is actually really successful with youtube and everything else. This channel gives me hope i can turn my life into something positive as well. thank you after prison show.

    • @Mia-wh9gd
      @Mia-wh9gd Před 6 lety +13

      Brian Evans Brian you can be successful in anything you set your mind to. Coming out of prison I’m sure you’ve been told time & again prior to your release about recovery. Hear rather than listen. Keep busy everyday working to meet your goals. Persistence, networking & a positive attitude even on the darkest days helps. Good luck, stay strong & focused.

    • @jenniferfiala7570
      @jenniferfiala7570 Před 6 lety +3

      @ghostgirl...took the words right out of my mouth! Well said! Stay strong my friend 😁

    • @ramunasgudauskas7582
      @ramunasgudauskas7582 Před 6 lety +4

      Wish you the best in life Brian. Make sure to know that it's very easy to get back to being behind the bars. So you must make sure you don't risk absolutely anything. Especially bars, pubs, night clubs and unsafe neighbourhoods. Remember that you have a criminal history, and the law will target you as the bad guy , no matter what that the situation was. You stay low and away from your old lifestyle and old friends-in-crime, and in fact as few friends as possible, cherry-picking(not joes bff reference) only the positive ones, never staying with anyone who could put you in trouble , you're fine. Also alcohol or any drugs, even weed can get you in a situation you may not be able to control due to the consumption of the said stuff.

    • @dochollidaypbrs
      @dochollidaypbrs Před 5 lety

      Good luck from AZ

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy Před 6 lety +592

    Sleeping on Navy Ships is similar lol

    • @gadsdenflaghero4480
      @gadsdenflaghero4480 Před 6 lety +51

      JTsuits true except theres more discipline and cleanliness.

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 Před 6 lety +19

      GadsdenFlagHero But the beds are smaller.

    • @nickscheffler2362
      @nickscheffler2362 Před 6 lety +32

      The Brennan at least we had curtains

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 Před 6 lety +9

      Nick Scheffler Ill give you that one.

    • @jonw1958
      @jonw1958 Před 6 lety +12

      Nah, sailors have more 'fun time' than prisoners... Exp when out on sea

  • @squiddy7193
    @squiddy7193 Před 6 lety +259

    Oh my god that toilet situation is enough to convince me to never commit a crime

    • @10klotterywinner29
      @10klotterywinner29 Před 5 lety +9

      Lol and it looks like the toilet is the sink too in the background

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 Před 5 lety +6

      @@10klotterywinner29 it is

    • @10klotterywinner29
      @10klotterywinner29 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Pirategod23 yeah weird

    • @quantum7401
      @quantum7401 Před 5 lety +2

      No courtesy flushing.

    • @coreymonday1375
      @coreymonday1375 Před 5 lety +4

      You better courtesy flush you hear those thing flushing all day if you ever gotta pass gas ur suppose to sit an flush it

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 Před 6 lety +70

    Note to self: Avoid incarceration at all costs.

  • @nannercamping9126
    @nannercamping9126 Před 6 lety +482

    If you don't trust your cellie don't sleep on your belly!

  • @joedirt978
    @joedirt978 Před 4 lety +11

    I do like the bottom because I could “block the lights “ out easier , since the safety lights always on

  • @storysconspiracies8029
    @storysconspiracies8029 Před 5 lety +40

    Yo finish that prison rap that shit was fire lmao 😂🤣

  • @Titanspooksta
    @Titanspooksta Před 6 lety +69

    Lmao... I had a celly one time try to get up on that top bunk without his shower shoes on... his socks slipped when he went to jump. That fool hit every shelf on his way down .... he took my lamp out on the way down... that shit wAs so damn funny I couldn't even be mad about it.

  • @redpaw310
    @redpaw310 Před 6 lety +54

    I'm going to be turning myself in next week. Been on the run for almost 6 months now. I gotta man up and get this time over with. Wish me luck!!! Atleast when I get out I'll be able to binge watch your videos!! APS Army!!!

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen8176

    "Thats 3 guys in a 2 man cell"
    *THINGS ARE GONNA GET HEATED*

  • @xxsenseivybzxx1833
    @xxsenseivybzxx1833 Před 6 lety +7

    See I'm young and when he said "either I'm gonna win some or lose some" i subscribed because my generation won't admit that😂😂😂

  • @peterluther8292
    @peterluther8292 Před 6 lety +320

    I want a private room if I go to jail.....so I guess ill just not go to jail

    • @peterluther8292
      @peterluther8292 Před 6 lety +54

      Ill stick with not going lol

    • @bellphorion
      @bellphorion Před 6 lety +13

      Never imagine having to go to prison. This is the reason behind this channel.

    • @jbatt365
      @jbatt365 Před 6 lety +24

      It's called the hole! Enjoy your private room my man!

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty Před 6 lety +3

      Go to a UK jail then

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger Před 6 lety +12

      Go to a swiss jail which is basicly like a cheap hotel which you aren't allowed to leave.

  • @toasterpastries5811
    @toasterpastries5811 Před 6 lety +85

    Prison sounds like absolute hell. I never want to go there.

    • @TitanMedic
      @TitanMedic Před 6 lety +22

      Carlos Smith that's the point lol

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Před 6 lety +2

      Who watched too many movies

    • @Cerebro13
      @Cerebro13 Před 4 lety +3

      Chi Rho if you live in the US you have the highest chance of going to prison than any other country there are more prisoners here in “the land of the free” than anywhere else,🙀

    • @rebekahlikesmusic2723
      @rebekahlikesmusic2723 Před 4 lety

      It is

    • @pingukin18
      @pingukin18 Před 4 lety

      No... no you don’t

  • @corvus9289
    @corvus9289 Před 6 lety +24

    Bruh I didn't even have a boat. I had a straight up mattress on the floor between 2 lunch tables and 3 other dudes.

    • @aprilblake2163
      @aprilblake2163 Před 4 lety +1

      I had a mat on the floor in a cell meant for two ppl. Those mats suck

  • @Regonix
    @Regonix Před 5 lety +13

    Reasons why you would prefer top-bunk:
    1) What if your cell-mate pisses himself in sleep?
    2) What if your cell-mate just had something (either sick or drugged out) and starts puking?

    • @melissalouise11795
      @melissalouise11795 Před 4 lety

      34FUN: Regonas exactly my thoughts! I have always said if I ever went away I want top bunk.

    • @melissalouise11795
      @melissalouise11795 Před 4 lety

      34FUN: Regonas plus, they could shit themselves 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @dakotagardner6664
      @dakotagardner6664 Před 4 lety +2

      Dropping food, papers, books, magazines, and I was always worried about someone pissing themselves. Did a bottom bunk for like a month of the five years I did and that was enough for me. Plus the air vent was above my bunk so would stay cold in the summer and warm in the winter. I had something fall in my fresh cup of coffee once and that did it. Made the girl on top bunk switch me.

    • @orphanrafferty1955
      @orphanrafferty1955 Před 4 lety +1

      Or what if I piss and puke over whoever is under me... I'd be fricking embrassed man

    • @pingukin18
      @pingukin18 Před 4 lety +1

      Top bunk all the way... it’s like a little island in the sky.... and you don’t get every other stinky ass con sitting their stinky ass all over your bunk.

  • @andrewjackson3278
    @andrewjackson3278 Před 6 lety +161

    So sleeping on a bunk in prison is like laying a bath towel on your driveway and expecting that to be comfortable 😂

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 Před 6 lety +5

      Andrew Jackson you should try it it is comfortable at least for me

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 Před 6 lety +1

      Kevin Stutzman I love a firm bed...not a solid bed 🤣 Don’t tell me you slept on a jail bed aha

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 Před 6 lety +5

      Andrew Jackson no the drive way is comfortable and I got rocks

    • @gambitwilson8623
      @gambitwilson8623 Před 6 lety +1

      Pretty much.

    • @12354havoc
      @12354havoc Před 6 lety +6

      And with the lights on. I swear that paint just magnifies the light when you try to face away from it.

  • @jm419113
    @jm419113 Před 6 lety +117

    Joe said “bunk” so many times it started sounding like a new remix.
    Zoom zooms, and wham whams, that ramen and junk, bottom bunk, bottom bunk, bottom bunk...

  • @bodombeastmode
    @bodombeastmode Před 6 lety +2

    In the joint I was in we had partitions, also known as cubicles or cubes. Having the bottom bunk gave you much, much, more privacy because you had walls on each side. On top you were exposed. The bottom bunk was so much better it isn't even close.

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 Před 3 lety +3

    This guy has become my favorite person on CZcams. You're a legend, Joe.

  • @UrbanX757
    @UrbanX757 Před 6 lety +158

    That cell is VIP, has a damn phone!

    • @Breitiger
      @Breitiger Před 6 lety +5

      Then swiss prisons consist only out of president suites .

    • @constitutionalrepublican1611
      @constitutionalrepublican1611 Před 6 lety +5

      UrbanX how bout that chair hes sitting in. I can make so many weapons out of that..... Like a sword. And I won't even utilize the newspaper.

    • @constitutionalrepublican1611
      @constitutionalrepublican1611 Před 6 lety +1

      Rip a mfer out of a top bunk..... See em split a wig.

    • @BeautyMommysUnite
      @BeautyMommysUnite Před 6 lety +1

      Probably for the guards to call you or maybe it's a holding cell.

    • @constitutionalrepublican1611
      @constitutionalrepublican1611 Před 6 lety

      Steve Ray Killabru Bloods get it like that out here aswell. I had a tele for myself aswell at one point.

  • @animalbattles7774
    @animalbattles7774 Před 6 lety +413

    Aint nobody want that middle bunk

    • @lowercasebadguy
      @lowercasebadguy Před 6 lety +6

      The Real Beagle omll frr

    • @farmboygaming1381
      @farmboygaming1381 Před 6 lety +11

      The top bunk you can fart on the person below you the bottom bunk you smell that fart...

    • @michaelslattery2121
      @michaelslattery2121 Před 6 lety +13

      Farmboy Gaming ...Hot air rises, upper bunk will usually be worse. At least on boats that's how it works.

    • @farmboygaming1381
      @farmboygaming1381 Před 6 lety +18

      Michael Slattery nah man my farts are so heavy they go down and don’t come back up

    • @elihernandez800
      @elihernandez800 Před 6 lety +7

      Just like no one likes that middle seat in the backseat of a car

  • @josephrose8185
    @josephrose8185 Před 5 lety +14

    Joe I've been out since 2001 and I still sleep with a skully over my eyes

    • @theusedblink
      @theusedblink Před 4 lety

      Same bro, I used a beanie and would pull it all the way down over my eyes. It feels weird now if I don't have something covering my eyes.

  • @JoseM10301
    @JoseM10301 Před 6 lety +1

    You know this is one of those shows you'd never think about turning into a CZcams channel but hey you made it work, and kudos after spending some time I can say it feels real. I subscribed!

  • @k0vert
    @k0vert Před 6 lety +10

    Hey man, digging the fact you're getting back into the lighthearted positive thing since all the shit that went down. Keep rockin

  • @prisonlifeinsideandout
    @prisonlifeinsideandout Před 6 lety +13

    Bottom bunk goes to whoever was in the cell first. Or someone with a medical profile

    • @prisonlifeinsideandout
      @prisonlifeinsideandout Před 6 lety +1

      Abdul muntaqim yeah ive seen that happen. I did 120 months federal.

    • @J-Rad-
      @J-Rad- Před 5 lety +1

      ya its a senority thing

  • @-berberry
    @-berberry Před 6 lety +26

    never breaking another law in my life..

  • @zachmasters7397
    @zachmasters7397 Před 4 lety +11

    I always prefer to be on the top bunk, I can see everything and I dont have a celly jumping up and down all day and the nasty shit falling all on me.

  • @bdub0983
    @bdub0983 Před 6 lety +20

    Just watched an episode of lockdown, where a guy was attacked with a shank...he jumped up Into his top bunk, and they weren't able to stay him in any vital organs, they only got his legs, like nine times...but still, he survived no problem, cuz he was on the top bunk

  • @snowmobilertodd
    @snowmobilertodd Před 6 lety +23

    Top bunk in case the guy pisses them selfs or pukes it won’t land on you

  • @randyfarmer4480
    @randyfarmer4480 Před 6 lety +18

    That boat here in Houston...we call Low Riders 🤘

  • @nickyG7515
    @nickyG7515 Před 4 lety +3

    What I most love about you Joe is when you clearly get a bit heated when relaying prison stories, U edit, go right up 2 the camera and emphasise your point! LOL As we say here, in the UK, you got a very dry sense of humour. Like I said b 4 man, Iv'e only just discovered you, and being an ex prisoner myself, I can totally relate! I need to start laughing more about it, and u have REALLY helped me. Bless u man, u deserve everything that is due for all that 'BAD' time! lol

  • @WarrenMapp
    @WarrenMapp Před 6 lety +145

    You should make a While Locked Up T-shirt

    • @d475
      @d475 Před 6 lety +6

      Legit idea

    • @gambitwilson8623
      @gambitwilson8623 Před 6 lety +1

      That would be dope. I hope you get top comment so he will see this.

    • @deeseant
      @deeseant Před 6 lety +1

      Shes right. Embrace your well known phrases. People pointing out you say abcertain thing alot doesn't necessarily mean you should change it or anything it's letting you know you have a potential catch phrase. Best of luck keep up the good work

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 Před 6 lety +5

      And a t-shirt showing the many haircuts of ol Joe.

    • @Snubrevolver
      @Snubrevolver Před 6 lety

      Dread Head Going to have to use front and back for that...

  • @jdangernoiz5861
    @jdangernoiz5861 Před 6 lety +5

    What's going on Joe, just wanted to give a quick thank you for your videos, they always make me laugh even when things are going shitty and I'm depressed. I'm glad you seem to be doing well.

  • @jerryracio
    @jerryracio Před 3 lety +1

    Man I really like how you’re in character the whole entire time. You’re a great speaker man!

  • @butters2828
    @butters2828 Před 5 lety +8

    I remember taking a boat ride down the stairs from the top tier for a soup. I went to the hole and never got that soup.

  • @gabrielabarszczewska112
    @gabrielabarszczewska112 Před 6 lety +35

    after this episode the word "bunk" lost all meaning

  • @esco8216
    @esco8216 Před 6 lety +7

    Thats one of the things that makes APS an elite show Guerrero...sense of humor in the mix...i had a top bunk and you said correctly bottom bunk means status

  • @christopherprichard4952
    @christopherprichard4952 Před 5 lety +13

    I spent some time in Portland OR MCSD and they kept the lights on and they wouldn't allow anything over your eyes (face). The bottom bunk stopped a lot of light.

  • @brennoncook6279
    @brennoncook6279 Před 5 lety +42

    Had a guy one time have a seizure on top bunk and he fell off

  • @mdwDenver92
    @mdwDenver92 Před 6 lety +7

    Ive been with APS since 75 k subs WAY TO GO JOE! LETS GET A MILLION

  • @j.b.j.b.7435
    @j.b.j.b.7435 Před 6 lety +29

    That botton bunk easily turns into a jack shack. Lmao.

    • @jbatt365
      @jbatt365 Před 6 lety

      J.B. Rocks75 Jack shack with Jack rags all over lolol

    • @justaregularguy4005
      @justaregularguy4005 Před 6 lety +2

      J.B. Rocks75 fuck around and get them cheeks taken

    • @zeroireland
      @zeroireland Před 6 lety +3

      Laura Thompson Did you learn this before you transitioned into a woman, Laura?

    • @masaallen1009
      @masaallen1009 Před 6 lety

      But the top bunk is easily transformed into a fountain.

  • @user-yg2up4lg3r
    @user-yg2up4lg3r Před 5 lety +5

    We had three guys in my cell during pre trial for the majority of the time. Luckily we all got along pretty well.

    • @goodpeoplefound7940
      @goodpeoplefound7940 Před 4 lety

      What's up, humble. I'm guessing you're a Russian speaking EMT?

    • @goodpeoplefound7940
      @goodpeoplefound7940 Před 4 lety

      What's up, I'm guessing you're a Russian speaking EMT?
      Me too. Just outside Atlanta

  • @kaijha
    @kaijha Před 4 lety +1

    So many LOL moments in this video. That shaking tent comment really had me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @dominicdaley5702
    @dominicdaley5702 Před 6 lety +6

    kinda the same mentality in the military. usually the most senior person gets the single bed or bottom rack. top racks are for the new guys

  • @hotweina6448
    @hotweina6448 Před 6 lety +5

    Take a shot every time Joe says bunk. Protect your junies tho cause you will pass out

  • @tonycerino9645
    @tonycerino9645 Před 5 lety +6

    My man has talent.

  • @rackemwells
    @rackemwells Před 6 lety +1

    Never served time but I really enjoy this channel, Joe. Your on camera personality and content keep me coming back.

  • @cash4coins241
    @cash4coins241 Před 6 lety +48

    Drinking game: Everytime he says bunk take a shot

    • @b.c.chavira7843
      @b.c.chavira7843 Před 6 lety

      First 5 minutes= good night big dogg!!! Good thing is when you wake up you'll taste the shots again!! You know? Get your money's worth!!! Hahaha

    • @commanderbeepo8066
      @commanderbeepo8066 Před 6 lety +2

      My uncle died of alcoholism. I'd rather not

    • @michaelwilkinson5393
      @michaelwilkinson5393 Před 6 lety +1

      Sorry to hear that, I can relate to your pain.

    • @InvectivePleasure
      @InvectivePleasure Před 6 lety +2

      Cash4Coins you tryin' to get us all KILLED? WTF DUDE?!?!

    • @GamingXPOfficial
      @GamingXPOfficial Před 6 lety

      Cash4Coins what...what year is it?

  • @JoelTehMole
    @JoelTehMole Před 6 lety +13

    Feed prisoners properly and their BO and gas will be far less bad. And if you stop putting harmless bud smokers and shroomers in prison, you won't need so many bunks. Easy.

  • @mevlutaytac
    @mevlutaytac Před 5 lety +10

    Drinking challange, every time u hear bunk u take a shot!

    • @daquan2843
      @daquan2843 Před 4 lety

      im 2 minutes in and gotta go get my stomach pumped at that hospital

  • @charlesholland6851
    @charlesholland6851 Před 6 lety +19

    at times i liked the top one. but overall i enjoyed the bottom for most of my 11 years.
    by the way. whether you are catching or pitching, it’s still baseball!

  • @b.c.chavira7843
    @b.c.chavira7843 Před 6 lety +4

    Joe G....you got me a little nervous in the first few minutes of this vid!!! Who you bunking with??!! Hahaha!!! Hide the Junie's!!!
    Best channel....by my favorite celly!!! Love the vids homie!!!
    Cody!!!!! The AUTO TUNE!!!!!

  • @Merkof300
    @Merkof300 Před 6 lety +14

    I actually like it when he says “When you are locked up” no disrespect Joe but you should do whatever you like bro! It’s your channel. Btw love your show man been an APS SINCE 2016 homie🔥🔥🔥

    • @crystalwatters112
      @crystalwatters112 Před 6 lety +3

      Rogelio Delacruz Same. Being himself n not catering or changing to us random strangers is Best. I love all his quirks n sayings missed him saying Locked Up, that’s the truth, yer arse is, locked up lol Don’t change Joe! N love the blinding himself eyeball close up we appreciate the going blind for us Joe lol

    • @jbatt365
      @jbatt365 Před 6 lety +3

      Rogelio Delacruz Yeah bro. I'm tired of hearing those randoms talking their crap. Amen bro

  • @AboveTheLost
    @AboveTheLost Před 6 lety +13

    Really enjoyed watching this one, thanks aps 👍🏼

  • @vergilsparda345
    @vergilsparda345 Před 3 lety

    Over Crowded *Close Up Face Pop up* 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 classic when he always pops up infront of the camera lmaooooo i love it

  • @shawnsteed4140
    @shawnsteed4140 Před 6 lety +129

    I really enjoyed this episode

    • @i_am_l7847
      @i_am_l7847 Před 6 lety +1

      Shawn Steed yw by it say u posted this a month ago when it only been recently nani

    • @youtubeuser1432
      @youtubeuser1432 Před 5 lety

      Why. Hes trash. Just like you

  • @matthewsparks568
    @matthewsparks568 Před 6 lety +11

    Yo Joe- another aps banger! Thanks for always creating quality shit man. Also much love from Jersey broseph 👊🏻👊🏻
    Id fight for that bottom joun btw...

    • @matthewsparks568
      @matthewsparks568 Před 6 lety

      Time Killer - yo you just made my kids laugh their asses off dude. Only thing is im not fat and if you were my celly id probably let you sleep whenever u wanted...

  • @danielmata5738
    @danielmata5738 Před 6 lety

    Climbing up to the top is a pain in the ass. And every time they do count you gotta get down.. "officer I just up here now you want me to come down??" Lol

  • @deejones1799
    @deejones1799 Před 4 lety +2

    Plus I used to like to keep a eye on my store when I was on a level 2 being in a dorm, so yea bottom bunk, but then cell living was always better than dorm living to me

  • @dabutler44
    @dabutler44 Před 6 lety +10

    Hey Joe, quit bunking around!

  • @jesuslovesyou534
    @jesuslovesyou534 Před 6 lety +5

    LOVE YOU JOE , YONNIE AND ENTIRE APS! Blessings :)

  • @Samkilla99
    @Samkilla99 Před 5 lety +1

    This man really had a replica prison cell in his house mad respect

  • @Time4House
    @Time4House Před 5 lety +24

    He kills me each time he does those closeups. Anyone for Joe doing voice-over for an adult animation film (south Park ie)

  • @80shorrorronniepierce67
    @80shorrorronniepierce67 Před 6 lety +26

    I've never been to jail where there wasn't ten or 15 people on the floor in the day room or cells some of them had boats but most were just a couple flattened out layers of cotton or whatever they call a matt layn on the floor

  • @comradedoggo5448
    @comradedoggo5448 Před 6 lety +132

    If I was in prison I would prob get stabbed in 1 day

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 Před 6 lety +17

      Comrade Doggo if you are a commie then we will just find a nice roof

    • @comradedoggo5448
      @comradedoggo5448 Před 6 lety +4

      No you find someone creating a revolution in prison

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 Před 6 lety +22

      Comrade Doggo a nice roof or stair case to push a commie off

    • @comradedoggo5448
      @comradedoggo5448 Před 6 lety +3

      If you do that, I will air lift in a t-90 and then we will see whos crying

    • @youngthiccpoudii8019
      @youngthiccpoudii8019 Před 6 lety +3

      As long as you act right you'll be straight

  • @robburbidge5267
    @robburbidge5267 Před 5 lety +5

    Hilarious! Love the video, I had to subscribe after this! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @BlazerMayfield
    @BlazerMayfield Před 6 lety

    1. Bottom rack is easier to hang up towel to have more privacy and block light.
    2. Hang your flat screen tv from the bottom of the top rack.
    3. Easier to get in your locker to get food. Sit and chill easier.

  • @kevinstutzman515
    @kevinstutzman515 Před 6 lety +8

    I get the top so I have the high ground only star wars fans will get this

    • @goochI034
      @goochI034 Před 6 lety

      Kevin Stutzman Low ground causes Darth Vader...every time!!

    • @one7decimal2eight
      @one7decimal2eight Před 6 lety

      except if you're Darth maul. then the high ground doesn't matter. those movies were awful.

    • @asole100
      @asole100 Před 5 lety

      Pretty sure that was a.tactic many people use to use in gun fights

  • @user-ch5lu4ds3y
    @user-ch5lu4ds3y Před 6 lety +10

    Have you ever witnessed anyone in prison attempting an escape?

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 Před 6 lety +6

      Χρήστος Ιωάννου Brilliant question - that's got to be a video.
      Even if it'd not a legit escape, even prison stories about escapes.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 Před rokem

    I like to watch the longer videos while I do my daily workout on the treadmill. Makes the workout a lot less of a drag.

  • @amberlinmchugh8115
    @amberlinmchugh8115 Před 5 lety +1

    Two worst things about bottom bunk are 1. Toilet in your face. Smelling and loud 2. Everyone thinks they can sit on your bed. Visitors or even just cellie putting on shoes etc..

  • @yoankirchev6115
    @yoankirchev6115 Před 6 lety +34

    take a shower every time Joe says "bunk"

    • @justinfuller7520
      @justinfuller7520 Před 6 lety +6

      Well thanks, I drowned

    • @Chris-yq3kp
      @Chris-yq3kp Před 6 lety +4

      Ace Slash I won't allow Jesus to come back to earth for another decade every time Joe says bunk

    • @hikenjeager8874
      @hikenjeager8874 Před 5 lety +3

      10 minutes and the lakes are dry.

  • @1960Plague
    @1960Plague Před 6 lety +21

    Bunk BUDDY ....CHERRY 🍒 pie 🤣😂🤣

  • @williamreed5276
    @williamreed5276 Před 5 lety +1

    Dang Joe. I was such a noob my 4 days in jail, I thought my boat was supposed to go upside down. Right in the middle of the way. Only 38 of us in a 20 man cell

  • @dochollidaypbrs
    @dochollidaypbrs Před 5 lety

    Joe you a real one. You're gonna be famous on mainstream tv watch. Thank you for helping Danny. He is why I started watching.

  • @BustedWalletGarage
    @BustedWalletGarage Před 6 lety +5

    Holy shit. Faking having a cell mate to scam an extra tray. That's awesome.

    • @HighTreason007
      @HighTreason007 Před 5 lety

      That shit so nasty you dont want an extra tray

    • @justthisguy1948
      @justthisguy1948 Před 5 lety

      Drugrixh Silva hell yea you do people kill and die over trays

  • @greysonsmith2130
    @greysonsmith2130 Před 6 lety +44

    Dibs on bottom bunk I’m 5”2’ i would never be able to even crawl up to top

    • @djq7225
      @djq7225 Před 6 lety +15

      Bear and Polar Bear you know what they would tell you if you said that? Tough fucking Luck, get your ass up there, LOL. 😉

    • @greysonsmith2130
      @greysonsmith2130 Před 6 lety

      Sted Nark LOL

    • @thatjerseyb
      @thatjerseyb Před 6 lety +3

      same LOL

    • @bosslady2753
      @bosslady2753 Před 6 lety +3

      I have been on the top bunk. Im 5'2". Keeps you flexible. Jump on the chair and then to the windowsill. The bunk was another three feet above.

    • @ABMJazario
      @ABMJazario Před 6 lety

      Bear and Polar Bear 5'2 is short as fuck

  • @HouseWashingRick
    @HouseWashingRick Před 4 lety +1

    35 boy you still a baby, I just came home August 21st 2019 after serving 43 years in Maryland Correctional Institution - Hagerstown, Western Maryland. But Conrad I feel what you are saying. Much Respect from one Conrad to another

  • @unexpectednoodlesk7013
    @unexpectednoodlesk7013 Před 5 lety +1

    Love the gunning reference!!! He knows what he's talking about.

  • @seveneightsixone5992
    @seveneightsixone5992 Před 6 lety +16

    You definitely de-bunked those myths

  • @alexyellsatoldpeople4242
    @alexyellsatoldpeople4242 Před 6 lety +15

    Take a shot every time Joe says “bunk”

    • @skitzo1048
      @skitzo1048 Před 4 lety +4

      I donit freelsg sio guod

    • @Nik-xi2ri
      @Nik-xi2ri Před 4 lety

      Im 1.36 in and already hammered

    • @chrisc7706
      @chrisc7706 Před 4 lety

      I'm slammed bad drinking gamr

  • @michaelzborowskyii4668

    I slept in one of those bunks Known as the "cat box" in Philly. It's uncomfortable and curved in such a way that it's virtually impossible move once you get in. I spent a few days there almost 20 years ago and it was enough to serve as a constant reminder to stay out of the system. After prison show is entertaining and also serves the public as a reminder that it's better on the outside so thank you for your service

  • @iamkelotv9512
    @iamkelotv9512 Před 6 lety

    I have only done county time but I always wanted top bunk because of the window to look out of at the free world and could see the TV better in the day room.

  • @dabutler44
    @dabutler44 Před 6 lety +11

    I like to sit up and read and bottom bunk doesn't have enough headroom.

  • @madscientist057
    @madscientist057 Před 5 lety +4

    I had some gas so bad one time my celly was banging on the door the whole night, it had the trustees walking up to the door trying to find out wtf was up and leaving like they had been slapt by death himself... It was that state food, and the guards told him tough shit 😁😆😅😂🤣😭... I mean that shit was some gangster shit particles

    • @Jay-323
      @Jay-323 Před 4 lety

      Consider yourself lucky that shit will cause you to get yo wig split

  • @bcubed72
    @bcubed72 Před 6 lety

    Yeah... especially in jail, gotta figure those "dopesick junkie farts" are truly epic!

  • @kainedorriez8083
    @kainedorriez8083 Před 6 lety

    Bunkin?? What?? Man I ain't bunkin nobody!! I lost i right away you said that. Too dam funny Joe. Oh shit Im still laughing.

  • @ronronington1048
    @ronronington1048 Před 6 lety +4

    Joe I just failed my driving test today thanks for making my day a little better with this ohh btw we want more yonnnnnieee but either way we enjoy the content m8

    • @tiptonloyalmc
      @tiptonloyalmc Před 6 lety +3

      Ron Ronington ull do it next time buddy don't worry I passed 2nd time

    • @bigboyice5
      @bigboyice5 Před 6 lety +3

      Ron Ronington yeah bro I failed my first time too. Felt discouraged but my second time I passed it easy. You got it bro!

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 Před 6 lety

      Ron Ronington oh im sorry man it took me 2 trys to get it

  • @dauksz_7127
    @dauksz_7127 Před 5 lety +7

    Can u show pictures off the prisons u have been in.

  • @danielmunoz-connolly2344

    Another down side about top bunk is being right next to the ac vent...cooolllllddd AF

  • @revcsno4428
    @revcsno4428 Před 6 lety

    the way joe says the word bunk i could hear it all day.

  • @kennyg.4329
    @kennyg.4329 Před 6 lety +7

    Top bunk you better not be moving around in your sleep learn how to sleep as still as possible that's a long fall to the concrete

  • @patchoulicolt7093
    @patchoulicolt7093 Před 6 lety +3

    I like the bottom bunk. It's less work than getting up to the top.

  • @JadedJester739
    @JadedJester739 Před 3 lety

    That lil bunking sketch was funny af yo lol dyin

  • @IrishPotato86
    @IrishPotato86 Před 6 lety

    Hey Joe, my cousin told me about people putting sheets up like curtain on yhe bottom bunk and that you dont ever want to see the show going on behind the curtain! Lol