Shylily Reacts to People Hurting Themselves for 42min - FailArmy
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For those who don't know, if you have a pan with oil in it that catches fire, NEVER pour water into the pan. The water will sink below the oil, then boil. This will send burning oil flying all over, likely setting more things on fire.
If you have a pan fire, leave it on the stove, turn off the stove, and cover the pan with a lid. This should smother the fire and, leave the pan to cool down for a while before removing the lid, since oil that's too hot can self ignite if oxygen reaches it.
Also don't try to smother it with flour. Some people think baking soda can be substituted with flour but flour is highly flammable.
@@purelysmetalnightcore I've never heard of trying flour, but that's just a terrible idea. Flour, and other flammable powders, can literally explode when suspended in the air and exposed to flame.
Historically, mills making flour blew up regularly, and even now the factories that make sugar blow up due to issues with that.
Though it makes a fun party trick if you have an outdoor fire and throw a handful of flour or powdered sugar on it. It creates a rather nice fireball with minimal risk to you or thins around you.
@@purelysmetalnightcore Isn't flour literally used to fry food?
I had an ex I was living with, there was a giant oil fire in the kitchen and I was trying to handle it the correct way. He decided he would try to get the pan to water...suffice it to say I practically kicked his legs out from under him before he could move it and slapped that pizza pan down on that fire right quick. I was so confused as to why he was even thinking of doing that because he had worked in kitchens before.
@@lucasbroome1048 Yes but if you pour flour into a fire, the fine particulates can just catch fire. As a fine dust it's flammable. When it's already caked onto foods or poured into a hot pan (NOT a fire) it's not.
If aliens tried to study humanity by fail videos there's a few misconceptions that'd popup: cakes are the heaviest food ever invented, all vehicles even unpowered ones are sentient and crave collision, water in any state applies increased gravity on whatever is in its vicinity, basic tools are intended to be used in the most complicated way possible, leashes make pets more dangerous instead of more controlled, and wearing opposite colored outfits in mass gatherings inspires spontaneous ineptitude.
Well-said, brother! 👏👏👏🤣
what do you mean, misconceptions? everything you just stated is factually true on a cosmic level xD
Also, fire isn't that dangerous.
Well. . . We're cosmically-challenged, I guess.
13:13 Lil bro was devastated. He's practicing those middle aged dad reactions early.
Last time a jokingly threw a stick at a friend(at her torso/stomac) she ducked to dodge it and it hit her eye 💀, the universe just aligns itself against you sometimes lmao
I thought Lily said pants with no lid then i started thinking.. why do you have a lid for pants..? Then i was immediately like ''OOOOHHHH its *PANS* with no lid'' 😂
ah just a casually watching of people dying inside, or outside
Yep
Both
For outside you need to go to /gif/
26:34 “Batrick, did you bring enough for the whole class?”
"ˢᶦᵉᶻᵉ ʰᶦᵐ"
_"Nothing's gonna be funny tonight..."_
This is the media effect: You only see the clips that make it to video, not thinking about how there are billions of people out there that *don't* do these things.
"I love it when the air is filled with joy, bird singing and asbestos"-Shylily
11:50 That is why they always take pictures before starting the process... and why you ALWAYS should take pictures too.
0:37 Cars live action looking great
I swear that doorbell cameras are the best thing to happen to the internet since the cat meme.
I did not expect to see footy and Shylily in the same video.
Don't start that up again
25:08 the road seems wet and it seems the bike sliped (has happend to me too one time) and at such a moment you don't want to see a car in front of you. The shaking in the legs is most likely from the shock.
Of course, they thought they were gonna 💀
6:19 Bonfire Kindled.
24:45 "I should call him"
IM AVAILABLE ANY TIME LILY
26:47 Damn, that was epic ATV roll
animals eating things off the table while you're literally right there makes me irrationally angry
That’s not really irrational. That’s on the owner(s) for not stopping it in some way.
"You don't have it in your mouth you must want to share!"-dogs
It's a lack of discipline by the owner, so the pet doesn't respect him/her. A sign that you need to do better in being authoritative.
@@DinnerForkTongue They still don’t listen even when you’re authoritative. My cats sure as hell don’t. You can tell them something 100 times in a stern voice and they will not listen. In fact, they might just do it again even more.
@@nyrmac202 I don't mean talking. Voice doesn't matter to cats. It's about cat language, what they actually understand, and how to apply the correct punishments so they don't repeat an action.
3:05 F in the chat for the early departed. Gone, consumed to dust. Dried up like plums. Compressed like atoms in a nuclear cauldron.
I womped.
While I do agree with the outfit of the day stuff, it's kinda ironic coming from someone who goes all crazy about a new outfit when it's literally just slightly less dark blue instead of dark blue..
6:25 Jonny knocksville is at it again 🤣
13:00 Mother, my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
The wedding where he messes up the vows reminds me of my friend's wedding. He swore his ever-assing love to his blushing bride. I have never let him forget that.
Omg this just unlocked a whole,e other level of nostalgia, I used to watch FailArmy so much with my sister when I was younger omg
I am oldest in my family and I have six younger siblings, I understand your pain
7:45 the oof! lives on!
4:12 I have a coworker like that who has a tiktok dedicated to their daily outfits...that are usually just a tshirt and jeans XD
32:20 he was trying to put it in the oven, so it's still not baked. 🤣
Yeah, looks like it might have been intended to be a flan.
Finding a bolt like that is a far bigger problem for the factory than it is for the customer.
1:11 as a firefighter A.never put water in a grease fire B.its super easy to put out just put a lid on it or put baking soda on it I out loud said NO NO NO NO don’t put water on it but then I remember that’s good job security right there 😂
a lot of these can be titled "Today class, we learn about Leverage"
Shylilly talking with her mouth full and open mouth chewing into the microphone is high key revolting.
0:38 oh! its got no front tire lol
8:17 Oof I felt that. For some unknown reason my legs go numb for 1/2 a second sometimes. It's not so bad when I'm walking but when I'm running, it looks like I tripped over nothing. If I wasn't hugging the ramp 24/7 when going down the stairs, I'd look exactly like that 🥲.
16:06 new metal pipe sfx just dropped
38:25
-2 Eyebrows
+1 Chemical burn
Dudes who couldn't hack in as mechanics become parts guys. Dudes who couldn't hack it as parts guys become tow truck drivers.
14:12 This whole segment just made me really upset. :c I fucking wish I had some younger siblings or some kids of my own to feel that kind of unconditional love, because I sure don't! I often just wish I was dead instead of being so utterly alone for my entire life. People with that kind of bond don't understand how lucky they are...
when lily screamed at the blondy that sounds like she scoulds a child.
Who hear watches Gay Vintage Baking?
"A Slurp Cake from 2024?"
ShyLily just invented something that now needs a recipe.
0:33 “just mowing my road don’t worry”
I remember when I used to watch the Fail Army TV-programme (atleast I think it was fail army) like 5 or so years ago, those were simpler times
5:50 I fully agree. By this point of hearing a topic I don't care about being talked about over videos... I can always say "I don't care."
27:56 Hello, OSHA violations.
1:37 I can't even enjoy my Ghost Rider cosplay outfit in peace without them taking away the best part of it. unu
3:19 I'm surprised Lily didn't comment on how many people were on that bike.
Love Lily, not a fan of when she goes on a nothing rant for 15 clips. lol
32:14 Looks like a custard. It's liquid until it's cooked
10:36 they remind me of my childhood dogs, always up to some pranks. one of them looked a bit like a giant pug or something while the other one was a hybrid labrador
i normally DESPISE eating sfx, but Lily's eating just, dosen't ick my brain
how
Least degenerate Shrimpy
6:16 She thought nothing of the person who landed head first into a fire pit?
Lily: *watches FAILARMY*
Lily: No one's doing ANYTHING right. 18:00
7:55 That gator has been run over before
I love the fact that Lily can understand German so she even laughed about the thing he said after he yeeted that thing. xD
I know 80% of this Chat is German but for the remaining ones, he said the following. ''Nothing is happening, look you can even do something like this.'' Than he proceeds to yeet that thing elsewhere and says: ''Kiss My ass'' or something? ^^
35:45 What she really meant to say here was, always throw at Booba level.
32:22 its a type of super light cake.
that poor biker shivering like crazy. adrenaline is a hell of a drug. not even sure if it is entirely his fault, but he will definitely be more attentive on the road next time.
Girl at the minute mark said FIREBALL!!!!
31:32 It's $5 per person to get in to whatever place that gate is for and they tried to get three people in through at once to save $10. They did not save $10.
...Bro ain't reacting, thats the best part of this video
He fell when that wood rail collapsed at 30:33; but the two cans are still standing though 👍
Misophonia makes you really appreciate the invention of noise gates.
Yeah, but like with any condition, you should learn to manage it. Not because (for some reason) you have to conform to society, but rather because in general, conditions are part of a bigger picture and nothing, in the history of man, has ever been good for us, letting them run on.
That said, i empathize with you, given it's a newly discovered thing. I've Aphantasia (and Anauralia), until a few years ago, it was (basically) an unknown. Keep an eye out for publications on the topic; my father has the same, and when it gets extreme (or is extreme - and in his case, it got worse and worse with the years), you end up pretty bad. Good luck!
@@aserta I watched the whole video but good TED talk :D
7:30 To be honest, the secret is to put the fast shooting mode, and get like 100 in 10 seconds, and then choose the best.
There must be one in which neither have their eyes close! I swear! Otherwise, just photoshop.
The sound of her eating is kind of ASMR for me :D
my trashcan was thrown away too lmfao!
Yes, kids do understand if you need to be left alone for a while. they will give you space most of the time. At least mine did. I would tell my oldest when he was really young, like 4 years old. I need to go to sleep for a while. OK, he'll just sit there and play. I'll be in the living room. He'll be playing quietly for me to sleep.
33:28 I would also bring it to my sink, not because I want to pour water over it, but because it's metal and the only place I'm sure will not ever catch on fire
33:58 Where else would you put a pan that's on fire while panicking? On the counter?
How many of these are just people tilting plates and expecting gravity to *not* take over?
fail army is the best lol
This savant Loves your videos & I look forward to the next one Shylily!!!
32:20 its Leche Flan
33:29 THAT WAS A FUCKING *PORTAL TO HELL*
the liquid could be a type of pudding
That Popsicle clip😅
For the pink smoke on it may seem like a gender reveal and a unhappy dad but the balloon says birthday on it. So that may be a trans man, and the smoke is pink.... as in for a girl. Legitimately I can only think those two reasons there would be pink smoke and they be upset.
It's not slurped cake, it's custard like flan
4:19 how did they manage that 😂?
I did tow truck driving once there. is not enough. training or pay.
Yeah, that ain't a cake. A broth, or soup but it's no cake. Cake batter is not transparent and is always opaque. That stuff remains one color before entering the oven.
35:05 I think some women overestimate how durable men are. Like we feel pain 100x less. No, it damn hurts. We're just good at ignoring or hiding it.
If I had to judge, I think being a man is more like a 0.8 or 0.9 multiplier of pain compared to women, generally speaking ofc. NOT a damn 0.3 or less ._.
Also I think emotional damage hits even harder :)
19:20
THIS SHIT!!! SHE GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY holy shit. I landed like that but on my neck and broke my spine like that 2 years ago. I'm glad she's alright because this shit is so fucking bad to live with.
7:10 It makes for a cool picture, but it's a really bad idea. Never turn your back on the ocean. My dad almost died getting swept into the ocean and drowned at a place like this trying to take a picture. He waited for a really big wave, and he got what he wanted a bit too much. Ruined a $3k camera, managed to grab onto a rock at the last second before being swept off the rocks into the ocean below where the average height of the waves was 26' that day. I had to drive him to the ER to get 26 stitches in his leg where he got thrown against jagged rocks. The SD card on the camera was still readable, so we looked at the picture he got afterward. There was one of a wall of white spray that blots out literally everything else, and another of part of my dad's elbow and the sun above, through about 3' of water that came over the tops of the rocks.
Most towing companies will hire anybody with a clean driving record. New hires usually start towing with a flatbed. That's why you always see bad stuff happening. 😂😊
these videos gave me the ability to translate 240p
ok, if you have a grease fire when cooking, and you dont have a fire extinguisher, just....baking soda. it usually works
32:25 thats cheese cake.....
AYOOOO SHYLILY REACTED TO MY AUNT AND UCLE?! 😂😂
18:20 that seems to be the south east asian standard
I love her mini rants on random things like the O.O.T.D stuff xD
except when they take minutes at a time
9:30
perfect representation of what seems to be a gas guzzler car but with a very astute Sherif to provide a measure and probably write them at ticket for obstructing traffic in an unsafe way.
At least in Germany they be getting a fine of up to 70€ and 1 point in the "Verkehrszentralregister (the centralized database of everyone holding a drivers license and driving in general in Germany)" in Flensburg.
Yes you can get point there even though you don't have a car, get your picture take too often speeding on a bicycle is one way ...
The thing is failarmy steals videos or the submitter isn't always going to be the original uploader as well as if the short video as part of the compilation cuts off before the end someone got hurt BAD or died.
3:02 Bro, I physically recoiled
old man: these chips dont smell right
*farts on bag an sniffs it*
*sniff*
thats better *puts chips back*
32:00 i guess... baked cheese?
32:30 - The batter looked a little bit too liquid, but it could have been something like a Yorkshire Pudding or a ... oh what's it called... Dutch Baby?
0:37 basically the road equivalent of CAPS LOCK ON NO THOUGHTS JUST TYPE!
Jokes aside, drugs, booze or some form of mental problem. Normal people, stop, usually, when their cars start making the gods awful noise of a raw rim on pavement. Abnormal people show up a the shop and say "look, my tire's a bit flat" - with the mechanic looking at the D shaped, consumed brake rotor, seized in place as the bearings welded themselves in place from the extreme heat.
what are y'all munching on right now? Me? shin black spicy instant ramen.
4:59 This doesn't belongin there 😂.
6:58 This is the price of a good picture 😂. Even though it's not the best angle 🥲.
19:05
Chair has close enough in colour and the laugh almost matches in pitch
might be philipino Frank irl
thought filidelphia used orange or black chairs
A new video, YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !