More Crazy Conspiracy Theories from the Joe Rogan Podcast
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Morally bankrupt? creatively bankrupt? Why not both 😂😅
You're Musking Andreeson.
💩💩💩💩💩💩
My Conspiracy theory is Joe Rogan's brain is made of 💩.
I want more rivalry between the editors, this was mental😂
I feel like “craziest ______ from the Joe Rogan Podcast” is an infinite gold mine… Just printing money at this point, Simon.
Yeah I don't really want to watch it, but happy to watch someone rip the piss out of it
I feel like Simon has created an infinite money clitch with his channels. He just has to keep reading the teleprompter
Remember Jerry ?
@@giselematthews7949 Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Who could forget the live-action Weekly World News that was the Jerry Springer Show!!
Joe recently had tucker Carlson on, and Carlson literally said evolution is fake. It's fucking nuts.
Gotta respect any Vive La Dirt League memes. They're awesome.
Never expected to see that, my day is made!
I remember back around 2008 - 2010 Alex Jones was a lot like Joe Rogan is today. It’s going to be interesting to see Joe in a decade
I remember back around 2002. Joe was hosting "Fear Factor" - getting half-wit competitors to eat pickled pig testacles and get in a coffin to be covered with worms etc.
Since then he has only gotten progressively more inane.
Your use of the word "interesting" is high praise indeed.
It will be interesting watching him become even more rich and successful that’s forsure lol
He's already there. A pseudo intellectual for the basement dwellers and incels. His fans don't realise how he's laughing all the way to the bank on your idiotic subscriptions and fandom. Bizarre. Look up to more inspiring people would be my suggestion. Sad.
It's amazing that the bomb test faking was so realistic that my dad really thought he witnessed an H-bomb at Bikini. I guess they must have sprinkled material around for his Geiger counter to read as he took measurements around the atoll during the following weeks.
the daigo fukuryu maru’s crew’s bodies Just Did That
Ooof
He was talking about the propaganda videos where it destroyed the buildings and stuff but not apparently close cameras and footage
@@oliver6287 As mentioned in the video, it doesn't seem like Rogan or his guest believed it much themselves. The problem is the idiots that listen to them.
@@oliver6287the way they film them is easily found on the internet and not even that complicated, I still don't get how people use this as some kind of point towards why they're fake...
My medical advice is "if you have to ask 'should I go to the doctor?' YOU ALREADY KNOW!"
I love watching Simon get flustered and the editor just leaving it in. 🤣
This episode was filmed the same day as the one Simon tried to identify coins by feel alone. The coins are still on the desk.
yes but WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
@@mikieswart It's a mystery, shrouded in questions, cloaked in secrecy, obfuscated by confusion, masked by enigmas, concealed with darkness, secluded by the unknown
That's superfan stuff
That's just a conspiracy theory.
When I was high as f* on meth I had the thought that maybe nukes were fake... Then I sobered up and realized that makes no sense at all
Those idiots don't know about how the blasts are detectable using seismographs...? Like, they think North Korea uses nuke testing as a cover for earthquakes?
is meth a psychedelic?
@@Preetvndnope, but after a few days of no sleep your brain starts going places
After like 5 days without sleep you start seeing things. Or do I've been told.
Like seeing someone staring at your house with binoculars inside a parked van. That's what my friend said happens anyways. Allegedly.
Did you inject it straight into your hard drive
love it when youtube drops an ad just as Simon is about to go on a tangent. perfect cliffhanger
If anyone's interested in learning more about the Covid claims on Joe Rogan, the podcast Science VS did a couple episodes diving into them. They do good work.
In the mid 2000's, I lived in Macon, GA. My boss was one of those great guys who would help anyone out he could, so he would hire homeless people to give them a chance to rebuild their lives. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't and police got involved. But I spent a lot of time talking to them in the kitchen and met a lot of great people.
We had three older guys who worked there over the year I was there who had been homeless for decades. All of them were from Atlanta. All three had someone from the city in the 90's ask if they wanted to have a chance to rebuild their lives with a job in Macon. All three got on buses, went to Macon, got dropped off, and the buses left.
So London wasn't the only place that did that to clean up for the Olympics. I'm willing to bet most cities who get the "honor" of hosting them does similar things to look good.
I loved Bill Burr on the podcaste. When joe rogan tried to cornor him into talking about the covid, he flat out said, no, we are comedians not health care professionals
Could you imagine the sheer ecstasy Simon feels, every time Joe brings up a new conspiracy?
Nah not Simon, he just reads the scripts. Dave in the basement however, it's another chance for favor from the Master.
@@loka7783 Haha Truuueee , witch basically means Joe Rogan might be Dave’s muse😂
Wasn't hunting poor people the premise of one of The Purge movies? 😂😂😂
*every* Purge movie basically 😂
Gaza ain't full of wealthy people.
Purge movie? That's how I date.
There was a Jean-Claude movie back in the 90s.
Most dangerous game
I had the Myocarditis scare with my first vaccine, I was gaming and my arm was sore, chest, and felt.. off, finally went to the emerg. (Canada, yay) and he simply said "You may have had a heart attack"
still got the rest of the shots, just avoided the first brand, hah!
Cool life-story am I right?
I got my vaccine in my left arm and then over the course of a month this small pain slowly progressed into my entire arm and then losing feeling in my hand and then an effing fire arm. I later found out I developed an arthritic neck, but for that month I was worried I had some crazy side effects like SIRVA or something. I think your story was also cool.
Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it.
Bro
Wait...so all we have to do is find the porn of a homeless hunt and we'll know that the real thing exists?
Is there moon landing porn and nuke porn? What about elite ruling lizard people porn? Pretty sure that last one is a thing somewhere.
@ApothecaryTerry people have been producing porn, especially cheesy, poor production, porn with a plot for at least as long as we've had the ability to make a video. I'm sure if you can imagine it, it's out there in some version of the story.
Anyone who noticed that quick flash of “I’m Simon,” I can happily report it’s a real video. Checked it out right after this video and it is brilliant.
Even if rich people went on hunts of the homeless (which is absolutely idiotic to suggest), why TF would they ever take em to a hospital to get em drugged up first?
It gives em a bit more pep in their step to make it a bit more sporting :P
Lmao Simon just called Mike Pence the good guy... Should we tell him?
somebody’s gotta tell him
Well, lesser of two weevils...
@@paulherman5822 hate to agree... but somehow, yep. lol
Tell him what, I dont know that much about Mike Pence, what did i miss
@@Jasper3346Mike 'Shock the gays' Pence has a lot of very questionable veiws.
It is unbelievable how many Facebook pages and CZcams channels just spam mind numbing drivel from Rogan.
Mind numbing drivel is what this channel is all about.
Excellent episode, Simon. Dave, Julian, Lorelei, and especially Danny, deserve a raise.
Poor Kevin gets the shaft 😂
17:40 A decline in homelessness? Dave! Oh wait you're blind. So I guess you can't see how bad the homeless problem really is.
Dave lives in the UK. It's possible that homelessness has actually declined there (I don't know). Clearly he hasn't been to Los Angeles lately.
Depends when this was written. Pre cost of living crisis maybe homlessness declined, those conditions arent great for folks health. Now though...
@@ComedorDelrico It hasn't really but at least we haven't criminalised it (looing at you, Massachusetts y'all are crazy)
He was off on so many "conspiracies" that have already been established.
His obvious partisanship I've seen so many times.
I still haven't figured out how people started considering the media, corporations and government agencies as honest actors and credible sources of truth....
@@PrinciplesMatter partisanship because its a different (UK) perspective to im guessing your 'muricun one? Left or right (well some of the right) we all think the orange baby is an idiot & making the US a laughing stock
Bomb test: sure convinced the Japanese.
And soon Europe by Russia.
Brain blaze always helps get me through the last stretch of a 10 hour shift at work. I spit out my water at one point, watching with headphones on My co- workers looked at me weird.
Think you for that and Cheers to the team.
Sounds like Mike Tyson saw Jean Claude Van Damme in John Woos 1993 movie Hard Target and assumed it was a documentary...
I appreciate that you acknowledge joe is an entertainer and is therefore not to be held accountable for what he believes may be true
love the little additions to the basement lore. seems like its getting crowded down there.
No warning there Blaze boy. Either CZcams understands that you just report the news in a entertaining way. Or just no longer believes anyone will take anything you say seriously.
Or maybe it just takes a while?
Or both a
Mike Tyson watched Hard Target. 😂
13:32 lol
Or Surviving the Game
I'm just saying, bro. Look in to it.
Eddie, is that you??
If you want to be taken seriously...try expanding your vocabulary....bro...
Haha clowns
I used to work in a Porn store. It had a cinema. If you can think it. People have done it to each other. 😮
Had CZcams on autoplay and that first line had me Pudong myself .
As it pertains to VP Mike Pence, remember, he would have likely gone along with it, but he had just enough knowledge to make him question it long enough to, and this is the best part and also scariest, call a former VP, Dan Quayle, who for those who don't know, doesn't know how to spell, Potatoe.🙄🤣
Potatoe 😂😂 (memories)
Scrambling eggs with a drill that's a great idea actually...
Are you sure you’re not still high on meth!?
(Edit) Hope I didn’t offend, I’m just dicking around 🙂
Even easier with battery powered cappuccino milk frother whisk
Works well. My mixer went out many years ago and I just used my drill for a few months until my wife got annoyed with it.
His doctor did prescribe him ivermectin
20:42 I think Mike Tyson mixed up reality and the movie "Hard Target".
Or Surviving the Game with Ice T great flick
No, I think Mike thinks that his boxing career was "hunting" poor people😂😂
Probably not the only Horse prescription Joe has taken....
Joe didn't take horse steroids, that was Mark McGwire
The craziest revelation ever made on JRE is absolutely when Paul Stamets refused to comment on portabella mushrooms because the explosive information would put his life in danger by the government and big mushroom.
Never conflate wealth and intelligence. Nepotism is a thing.
I use my intelligence for getting laid
Simon-nuke meme + incoming tangent meme + Viva la Dirt League clip = the finest memes hat trick
Thankfully Tyson is hunting influencers now
Isn’t EVERYTHING on JRE conspiracies & delusions?
I've seen a nuclear blast on my phone but I wasn't standing near the blast. It must be a cover up
Lorelei we need the link.
weirdest thing just happened. I clicked this video on my chomebook and it took me to a page that looked straight out of 1997 talking about censorship and age restrictions. I closed that and went back to youtube and the video was gone from my subs feed. I had to go to the brain blaze channel page to find the video again.
Cool story, bro.
It's always refreshing when Simon accidentally realizes there's a narrative but doesn't call it out overtly. That's where you shine, Fact Boy.
What narrative was he noticing?
My BF's 19-year-old cousin developed myocarditis due to COVID infection, and it was so serious that it crushed his heart. He ended up being a good candidate for a transplant because he was in excellent health otherwise, and thankfully he was able to be kept alive with balloons inside his heart and medications until one became available, but it was a scary couple of weeks. Get vaccinated, people.
There are also cases of vaccinated people having sudden heart failure while being otherwise healthy. Vaccine doesn’t do squat
The vaccine nearly killed me with similar issues. Had covid 3 times. No problems at all. Ever since I had one dose of the crapcine I've been sick. So don't spout bullshit about the vaccine saving lives etc. I know of tonnes of examples where the vaccine has been detrimental. And I honestly haven't heard of one where it's helped in anyway, apart from being able to say " I was a good sheep, I did what the government said " fuck covid, and fuck the vaccine. Allegedly
There aren’t nearly enough The Pest references in modern media. Love, peace, and chicken grease!!
❤✌️🐣🛢️
Anything you have to say to me you can say in front of Malaria.
Oh my god, Quacky! What have they did-ed to you?
ok this is the third or fourth of Simons videos (on various channels) tha has included VLDL (Viva La Dirt League) memes -- I think all from their Epic NPC Man skits -- and I have to say THANK YOU!!! I love these channels and I love their channel and I thank you for including their works here :)
Surviving the Game was just a movie but it did look like an amazing episode of I Survived.
Probably the first time anyone referenced pence as the good guy
Nah, after Jan 6 a lot of media were calling him the good guy 🤢
Don't forget that back in the 90s Mike Tyson tried bribing a zoo keeper with 10 grand to let him punch a gorilla
Robert Hansen was an Alaskan serial killer who played "Most Dangerous Game" in real life. He would kidnap prostitutes and fly them to his remote hunting cabin before letting them loose and hunting them for sport. Besides him, idk who has ever done anything similar. I'm not part of the upper echelon of society, though. So there's much that I don't know
I get the feeling Dave doesn't like Joe Rogan
Where would you get that idea😂?
@@Fluffy_production I dunno, was just a feeling that came to me
@@williebauld1007 your a dirty conspiracy theorist, making your decision with 0 fact based evidance 😂
@@Fluffy_production 😂😂😂😂 damn! I’ve been outed
No one should.
Make a video about where the tin foil hat Story comes from
I'll second that. No Allegedly needed.
2:20 Rudy ,Jill and Annie 😂😂😂
"You like money? I like money! We should hang out!"
Problem with watching videos about conspiracies is my brain just won't let the ideas from the halfwits in, so I've already forgotten the content of the video and don't know what to comment aside from this... :P
Its blazin' time
Way ahead of you. 😊
Then he blazed all over
Simon...the guy you're defending actually did "question" 'how could the cameras and film survive" thus giving the people the impression that he does "understand" why people believe this conspiracy theory and making it sound like HE believes it because of the "lack of damage to the camera and film"!
If we didn't test atomic bombs, we just happened to get it right the first time?
I love getting lessons on US political history from an English fella that moved to the Czech Republic. I love Simon though.
Rogan’s for sure seen a brain blazing or two in his time if you know what I mean 😂
The man loves his WEEEEEEED!!!
I was working for a wealth management and investment management firm in Charlotte, NC on January 6th. We had to work in the office because the leadership refused to acknoledge COVID. And when Jan 6th happened, no one batted an eye. Their attitude was "Nothing ever changes. These things come and go. We are here to invest for the long run. None of this matters. It doesn't matter if the election gets overturned or it doesn't. In the ling run, very little matters."
Their level of apathy and indifference towards anything was extreme. TBH, those are the right people to manage your big 401Ks
17:39 I love this meme that they have when he does a rant rant in coming😂
Decrease in homeless people? I can tell that Dave definitely doesn't live in the US. I live in Florida and the only days I don't see at least one homeless person are the days I don't leave the house.
Wow! Tyson's a goat punching astronaut. Facts are weird 😆 🤣 😂
So glad this channel has continued to be a way you guys blow off your steam in this creative group way. I crack a Labatt ice to you.
Thinking that because someone is a billionaire investor they must be really smart is pretty hilarious
@17:36. who in the world has seen a decline in homeless? I've seen nothing but a massive explosion in homeless in the states.
The way u talk about mike Tyson I just know you could never say to his face 💀
The thing about any proprietary voting machine is that you can't know if they were hacked. So why use them? No one's ever been able to answer that one for me.
Hell yes! Been waiting for a new brain blaze!
I like the preface of ALLEGED comedian
That sounds like the movie The Hunt. 😂😂 he probably watched it while high and came up w this
Joe Rogan is the OG GOAT of conspiracy theory social media space...!
Tyson got confused watching Ice T in Surviving The Game.
Love the VLDL cut away used! ❤😂
The irony here is the conspiracy theorists underestimate our science yet overestimate our ability to keep a secret.
hey dave! great episode! gotta ask: how’s the accessibility in the blazement?
I have to pass on this one. These conspiracy theories tend to bum me out now. The thrill is gone.
19:15 NGL, I did not expect a viva la dirt league clip cameo. XD
Rudy Gialani...yeah... go with that, lol. I'm not correcting the name for that guy.
I will, it's ghoul-iani.
There are 2 films of houses getting blown down by nuclear blasts that really do look fake in one of them a car suddenly appears between frames. The line that got Joe was "how are the camera's not affected by the blast?" I don't watch many Joe Rogan podcasts but I remember this one.
Jamie, pull that up.
I will never understand why people enjoy watching Rogan.
He has been flexible with reality for a decade.
10:08 I 100% agree that Andreessen didn't say he believed in the conspiracy. I also 100% agree that Andreessen is a highly intelligent and thoughtful individual. Thus it is because I believe that Andreessen is an intelligent and thoughtful person that I must infer that he knew exactly what he was doing by mentioning the conspiracy on Rogan's show.
Cut away at 19:20 is from Viva La Dirt League. Hours of entertaining content over there, would strongly recommend 🙂❤️
The only thing I will say is that I didn’t get the Covid vaccine because at the time I didn’t know what preservatives were in them and I have some pretty severe reactions to other vaccines. I feel if that’s your concern it’s reasonable.
Never got poked, either. Bot because of some deep-seated distrust in government, but I got a flu shot at 17 when I worked in a detail shop at a car dealership. They were free, so why not. I got so sick I thought I was gonna die. Never got any shot after that and never will. That's all it is for me
My daughter had a reaction to the flu shot years before but she still got the vaccine. She'd rather possibly go through a few days of a bad reaction than risk a long painful death or long covid. By the way, she suffered no reaction other than the usual tiredness a lot of people experienced.
When I was a kid in Ukraine there was a similar story on the news about some politicians hunting villagers, no idea if it was true tho lol
Well that is a cold opener for the books 😂
Simon the man making creative bankruptcy look good
Jokes on you Dave, you can't see if I'm wearing my tin foil hat.
Did you remember to buy tin foil and not aluminium foil? It's a common mistake, people think they're safe...
Did you remember to buy tin foil and not aluminium foil? It's a common mistake, people think they're safe...
Don't forget physically bankrupt.
Hard Target was a great Van Damme movie. Who knew it was a documentary.
I always go to professional clowns and UFC commentators for my information. I remember listening to Mean Gene from the WWF breakdown the Cold War and other global issues when I was a kid
There is a movie called "Surviving the Game" (1994) which is pretty good and it's about rich guys hunting a homeless guy. I'd recommend it.
I love that Alison Bourke was used as one of the memes in this video. She is fantastic.