Voltaire - When You're Evil OFFICIAL

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    LYRICS:
    When the Devil is too busy
    And Death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name you see,
    For my special touch.
    To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
    To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name
    Any way it's all the same
    I'm the fly in your soup
    I'm the pebble in your shoe
    I'm the pea beneath your bed
    I'm a bump on every head
    I'm the peel on which you slip
    I'm a pin in every hip
    I'm the thorn in your side
    Makes you wriggle and writhe
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The Devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    While there's children to make sad
    While there's candy to be had
    While there's pockets left to pick
    While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
    I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
    It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
    'Cause there's one born every minute
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The Devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
    And I promise on my damned soul
    To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
    Has never seen a soldier quite like me
    Not only does his job, but does it happily.
    I'm the fear that keeps you awake
    I'm the shadows on the wall
    I'm the monsters they become
    I'm the nightmare in your skull
    I'm a dagger in your back
    An extra turn on the rack
    I'm the quivering of your heart
    A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The Devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    It gets so lonely being evil
    What I'd do to see a smile
    Even for a little while
    And no one loves you when you're evil
    I'm lying though my teeth!
    Your tears are all the company I need
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  • @Doctor699
    @Doctor699 Před 10 lety +6757

    I'm the lego on the floor,
    I'm the slamming of your door,
    I'm the flickering of your lights,
    I'm the breeze that steals your kite.

    • @simoneaquila9052
      @simoneaquila9052 Před 10 lety +342

      especially the god damn lego...

    • @wicked3dge
      @wicked3dge Před 10 lety +101

      Simone Aquila I dont know... flickering lights can be pretty creepy...

    • @simoneaquila9052
      @simoneaquila9052 Před 10 lety +83

      did you never step on a lego?

    • @wicked3dge
      @wicked3dge Před 10 lety +48

      Oh no.. i have its just a phobia of mine.

    • @psychokinrazalon
      @psychokinrazalon Před 10 lety +285

      I'm the sand in your eye,
      I'm the droppings from the sky,
      I'm the one which got away,
      I'm quite evil, won't you say?

  • @madblood6493
    @madblood6493 Před 7 lety +6000

    I'm the customer that comes in a minute before closing.

    • @PokeNebula
      @PokeNebula Před 5 lety +279

      cmon man i just want a fuckin sandwich

    • @jaydsnayx1665
      @jaydsnayx1665 Před 5 lety +138

      MadBlood that is pure evil

    • @MeganAngel315
      @MeganAngel315 Před 5 lety +232

      I'm the customer that demands to see the manager when they won't take my expired coupon.

    • @MeganAngel315
      @MeganAngel315 Před 5 lety +30

      @Michael Miller how he said something completely different

    • @chinabluewho
      @chinabluewho Před 5 lety +111

      I'm the customer that screaches, " BUT THEY LET ME DO IT AT THE OTHER STORE !! "

  • @michaelbronder1828
    @michaelbronder1828 Před 7 lety +3227

    I play this whenever I win in Monopoly

  • @clenshin97
    @clenshin97 Před 3 lety +2567

    Fun fact: Voltaire gave permission to Maxwell Atoms to use this song for Billy and Mandy, but Maxwell asked him to write an original song for the show instead, and that's how "Brains" was born and used.

  • @hildcit
    @hildcit Před 9 lety +3637

    Number one thing that turn most people evil, is those catchy EVIL songs

    • @LadyLier17
      @LadyLier17 Před 9 lety +152

      All evil songs in musicals and movies are mostly the most awesome composed ones!!! Is not my fault, is the music.

    • @Just_A_Dude
      @Just_A_Dude Před 9 lety +91

      The "Villain Song" is ALWAYS the piece de resistance of any musical (well, except The Lion King, unless Timon and Pumba are villains).

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 8 lety +59

      +Just A Dude I have nothing against Hakuna Matata, but I'm not sure that it's the piece de resistance of The Lion King. Really, Be Prepared with it's visuals _and_ music struck me a lot more as a kid and an adult.

    • @klingoncowboy4
      @klingoncowboy4 Před 8 lety +31

      +Kobirita Singing Death Death devil devil devil evil evil evil evil evil songs?

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit Před 8 lety +17

      Iain Wilson Hell you know that's how I get along.

  • @Magna1I7
    @Magna1I7 Před 8 lety +4031

    Sounds like it needs to be a Disney villain song.

    • @barkerfreak1
      @barkerfreak1 Před 5 lety +135

      There are fan made videos of this sing with Disney villains. I guess someone saw your comment.

    • @firephoenix357
      @firephoenix357 Před 5 lety +23

      I've always said this

    • @sophiecooper3624
      @sophiecooper3624 Před 5 lety +28

      Or the Joker's 🃏

    • @prosimian
      @prosimian Před 5 lety +71

      Imagine a Disney adaptation of "The Steadfast Tin Soldier", with this as the villain song being sung by the Jack in the Box as he forces the ballerina to dance tango with him while the one legged soldier watches helplessly

    • @lokihatesjimmyfallon
      @lokihatesjimmyfallon Před 5 lety +24

      Or Loki from Marvel

  • @rebbekahcannons9805
    @rebbekahcannons9805 Před 6 lety +1759

    That moment when your'e singing along and accidentally pledge your allegiance, to all things dark...

  • @samuelyuval136
    @samuelyuval136 Před 8 lety +819

    I'm the alarm clock that wakes you up

    • @zaknafein_aconite
      @zaknafein_aconite Před 7 lety +1

      Congratulations, Samuel! .....You've reached sixty-nine likes. \m/(-_-)\m/

    • @Anduron_Lazul
      @Anduron_Lazul Před 7 lety +8

      (Big Mac voice) Nnnnnnnnope. (*likes comment*)

    • @roundishwhale
      @roundishwhale Před 7 lety +4

      Wow this sinister even for this song^^

    • @SleepywitchVibes
      @SleepywitchVibes Před 7 lety +15

      I'm the coffee stain that makes your nice shirt ruined

    • @technoshaman101
      @technoshaman101 Před 7 lety +6

      I'm your annoying sibling/friend/neighbor.

  • @medikpac7105
    @medikpac7105 Před 8 lety +2020

    When you're officially that guy

    • @henrygeoghegan815
      @henrygeoghegan815 Před 8 lety +16

      +MedikPac umm... I believe it's That Guy, ugh...typical

    • @leecairnduff8021
      @leecairnduff8021 Před 8 lety +32

      +Andrew Lopez this suit is officially gorgio armani

    • @Majoridox
      @Majoridox Před 8 lety +28

      When you're officially Jerry.

    • @IXthCircle
      @IXthCircle Před 8 lety +45

      I AIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!

    • @ThatGuy-vd7ni
      @ThatGuy-vd7ni Před 7 lety +12

      *Whistling the song*

  • @JacobNintendoNerd99
    @JacobNintendoNerd99 Před 9 lety +925

    Miss Fortune and Sir Prize.
    I see what you did there.

    • @ilpiratadellaluna4466
      @ilpiratadellaluna4466 Před 6 lety +48

      Jacob Heward Or. . . Misfortune and surprise. 😏🤔

    • @Sighbot
      @Sighbot Před 5 lety +29

      Il Pirata della Luna Its wordplay
      (Edit:I think I got whooshed)

    • @L-S
      @L-S Před 5 lety +13

      Sir prize: I'm baaaaaack

    • @koffinkat666
      @koffinkat666 Před 5 lety +11

      He is Bisexual aswell

    • @ofcatsandcrepes2080
      @ofcatsandcrepes2080 Před 4 lety +7

      I didn't notice that until this year...I've known of this song since age 13 (I'm 25)

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n Před 6 lety +381

    I'm the line of dirt at the edge of the dust pan that you can never sweep in no matter how hard you try

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat Před 6 lety +16

      You make me want to kill myself when I'm sweeping the bathroom with the litter box in it.
      Just sayin' fuck you.

    • @Jaden-Ring
      @Jaden-Ring Před 4 lety +5

      MagnetoDorito YOU MONSTER! 😤

  • @blueghost3436
    @blueghost3436 Před 7 lety +1187

    I'm the result of your exam.

  • @erednayvideos
    @erednayvideos Před 10 lety +746

    I really like the pun on "misfortune" and "surprise", coupled with the systematic melody of Voltaire's voice. Great song.

    • @gazblackheart4596
      @gazblackheart4596 Před 10 lety +10

      i find it a bit annoying but mostly because whens the last time you heard anyone reference Sir Prize never.i have heard Miss Fortune used alot though.

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito Před rokem +8

      @@gazblackheart4596 He's the ladies' prize

  • @thedearless9108
    @thedearless9108 Před 8 lety +2095

    Every
    Villain
    Is
    Lemons

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 Před 8 lety +59

      Every
      Villain
      Is
      Loki

    • @seekerofalice9787
      @seekerofalice9787 Před 8 lety +20

      +Vayos ReaperoftheVoid well, with how the MCU is going, you aren't wrong :)

    • @henrygeoghegan815
      @henrygeoghegan815 Před 8 lety +50

      +The Dearless
      Every
      Villain
      Is
      Lactating

    • @gumbiman3350
      @gumbiman3350 Před 8 lety +19

      +The Dearless Otherwise known as "EVIL".

    • @MorbidMoonflower
      @MorbidMoonflower Před 8 lety +38

      +The Dearless
      Every
      Villain
      Is
      Lactoseintolerant

  • @cameronwiscovitch4186
    @cameronwiscovitch4186 Před 7 lety +765

    I'm the glitch that breaks your game!

    • @makitstop
      @makitstop Před 6 lety +11

      heres a funny glich story of mine
      once i was playing arkam origins and doing the deadshot missions however for some reason there was no colission on the floor so i fell through it...and i had to reset the whole game

    • @piezo_6664
      @piezo_6664 Před 6 lety +7

      I am a software programmer, and I'm offended. /s

    • @EnDK64
      @EnDK64 Před 6 lety +6

      Oh you son of a bitch!

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk Před 5 lety +3

      you went too far m8

    • @GudderGames
      @GudderGames Před 5 lety +8

      Cameron Wiscovitch I'm the player that took your name.

  • @abyssalnightmare551
    @abyssalnightmare551 Před 4 lety +811

    League
    Of
    Villainous
    Evil-doers
    Maniacally
    United
    For
    Frightening
    Investments in
    Naughtiness
    [L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N]

  • @elvishladdy3404
    @elvishladdy3404 Před 8 lety +1169

    Everytime I hear this song, I imagine a delightfully devilish waltz going on. Every step perfectly in sync with this great song.

    • @lokihatesjimmyfallon
      @lokihatesjimmyfallon Před 5 lety +7

      Elvishladdy I think of loki -just look at my user .3.-

    • @localtownvoid
      @localtownvoid Před 5 lety +6

      omg now im imagining the dance. I need to draw this omg.

    • @ghosts.cvm.sock89
      @ghosts.cvm.sock89 Před 5 lety +4

      We need an animation of this

    • @lasaboteuse
      @lasaboteuse Před 4 lety +26

      The song's not in waltz time. However--as others have noted--you could tango to it. The instrumentation is very suggestive of Piazzolla or somebody like that.

    • @adribenade5094
      @adribenade5094 Před 4 lety +9

      Def a Tango!

  • @thesimi95
    @thesimi95 Před 8 lety +705

    this song needs a tango cariographed for it. I swear I want to dance to this

    • @jamesforgie6594
      @jamesforgie6594 Před 5 lety +18

      Tessa Merlo I heartily agree. I’d be happy to dance to this.

    • @aliteralratboi2521
      @aliteralratboi2521 Před 5 lety +4

      Agree

    • @annan9216
      @annan9216 Před 5 lety +15

      Tessa Merlo kinda sounds like a villain tango song!

    • @princepstenebris
      @princepstenebris Před 4 lety +5

      Tessa, if I knew how to dance, I would totally ask you for dance this song.

    • @belugaval144
      @belugaval144 Před 4 lety +4

      there's an excellent animatic out there. not a waltz, but it's hella good. got an evil lil bunny

  • @newperve
    @newperve Před 2 lety +74

    Every time it gets to the part where he talks about being lonely I imagine someone reaching to him to comfort him. Then they get a backfist strike when he says "I'm lying through my teeth.".

  • @thetrophygamer3606
    @thetrophygamer3606 Před 6 lety +709

    I’m the virus in your computer
    I’m the lag that can’t be skipped
    I’m the scratch on your CD

    • @margheritaparacini7729
      @margheritaparacini7729 Před 5 lety +70

      I'm the scratch on your cd
      I'm the bug in your pc
      I'm the lag that you can't skip
      I'm the cord that makes you trip
      (There, now it is fully sing-able)

    • @Fomalhaut0313
      @Fomalhaut0313 Před 4 lety +14

      You so evil....

    • @ookipuki
      @ookipuki Před 3 lety +3

      LOL wtf 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thetrophygamer3606
      @thetrophygamer3606 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ookipuki just going off that one section of lyrics. Seemed like it be fun to do one for computer/game stuff.

    • @revinhatol
      @revinhatol Před 2 lety +1

      I'm the pressure that you chipped

  • @TriodiaSylvina
    @TriodiaSylvina Před 10 lety +1583

    I'm the lightbulb that goes poof.
    I'm the remote that you can't find.
    I'm the reason you can't sleep.
    I'm the bad internet signal.
    I'm the ad before a video.

  • @chloeleighhardy3435
    @chloeleighhardy3435 Před 8 lety +922

    Voltaire is fucking amazing! I love this song, it represents basically every evil character conceived. Who said violin wasn't rock?! This song shows you just how dark the violin with vocals and guitar can be when it comes to rock. I have listened to this over and over again and not gotten tired yet!

    • @jc6819
      @jc6819 Před 8 lety +8

      i listen to this song at least once a day.

    • @chloeleighhardy3435
      @chloeleighhardy3435 Před 8 lety +6

      +Josiah Claywell I am gonna use it for drama school auditions next year.

    • @morgankenway1545
      @morgankenway1545 Před 8 lety +4

      +Chloe Leigh Hardy Without the violin, i doubt it would be as awesome. Cannot recall what style the violin is pkaying

    • @chloeleighhardy3435
      @chloeleighhardy3435 Před 8 lety +4

      the violin is awesome

    • @ArtistaGirl192
      @ArtistaGirl192 Před 7 lety

      +Morgan Kenway Gypsy violin is my guess

  • @HighOnCaffine9623
    @HighOnCaffine9623 Před 7 lety +258

    as a person with on and off insomnia and other sleeping problems....surprisingly, this song helps me sleep...I guess when you have a song convincing you you're one with the shadows and the night terrors, you're no longer afraid of them. Hell, play this song and maybe I can actually get a lot done, lol

    • @irunamuk
      @irunamuk Před 7 lety +10

      HighOnCaffeine1101 As a fellow insomniac I often put voltaires music on to go to sleep. Works wonderfully. I sleep better too.

    • @yuric.2769
      @yuric.2769 Před 3 lety +5

      This usually helps me quiet down enough to sleep- I'm usually too paranoid and apprehensive of my every-night Nightmares, so I end up sleeping till 4-5 am, sometimes I don't even go to sleep I just randomly take a short nap during the day. I've found this songs and others of this kinda style help a lot. It really makes me feel better- Like nothing can get to me cuz I'm too evil for it.

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 Před 3 lety +1

      My sleep ain't the best I'll try using this

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 Před rokem +1

      Give in to the Night, become one with the Fright.
      Darkness upon us all, as was once before the Fall.

  • @sausage3298
    @sausage3298 Před 8 lety +1694

    I'm the lego in which you step on

    • @sausage3298
      @sausage3298 Před 8 lety +63

      +ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the corner you stub your toe

    • @sausage3298
      @sausage3298 Před 8 lety +35

      +ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the quivering of your foot a sudden pain a sudden start

    • @sausage3298
      @sausage3298 Před 8 lety +38

      +ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the troll on the game

    • @sausage3298
      @sausage3298 Před 8 lety +28

      +ROYAL PSYCHO I'm the pin on which you sit

    • @imrtv2035
      @imrtv2035 Před 8 lety +59

      I'm the ad that holds your video

  • @TheLairofVoltaire
    @TheLairofVoltaire  Před 11 lety +73

    I don't remember... it was too long ago! lol! I think I was trying to right a musical theater number for a villain. I think it worked!

    • @portiadevorak
      @portiadevorak Před 2 lety +7

      YES IT DID

    • @SaucyKitty11
      @SaucyKitty11 Před měsícem

      I first heard this song in a Hellsing AMV for Alucard

    • @The-Coven-Guard
      @The-Coven-Guard Před 11 dny

      Seems like a song that should be in the Jekyll and Hyde Musical.

  • @RedPanda83
    @RedPanda83 Před 4 lety +73

    The Violin in the beginning is so dark, yet soothing.

  • @explosivemuffin795
    @explosivemuffin795 Před 4 lety +305

    I can imagine the villain forcing the hero to dance in a tango while attacking each other

  • @enigma1337
    @enigma1337 Před 9 lety +479

    "Demon in your bed" This could also apply to someone with a marriage that isn't going too well

    • @HeyLittleBitty
      @HeyLittleBitty Před 9 lety +54

      Or a really "active" marriage.

    • @enigma1337
      @enigma1337 Před 9 lety +16

      HeyLittleBitty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @enigma1337
      @enigma1337 Před 9 lety +6

      ***** Oh, that would make sense too.

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat Před 6 lety +2

      Reminds me of Never.

    • @quackquack8775
      @quackquack8775 Před 4 lety +7

      hmm. I was told of the existance of a goth duck in our council. Ha, seems like I found it. Well then companion, how have you liked your residence in the duck council? We haven't heard from you in awhile, so care to share what you've learned this past 5 years?

  • @theoutlawbrew
    @theoutlawbrew Před 9 lety +382

    Now if I were evil, I'd wear a suit, have a cane with a sword in it.

  • @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419
    @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 Před 9 měsíci +77

    Seriously how can this man be so underrated

    • @FelopeLoope
      @FelopeLoope Před 9 měsíci +2

      idek.

    • @ZIZZOBLIZZ
      @ZIZZOBLIZZ Před 8 měsíci +3

      Been listening to this dude for 13 years, i couldnt agree more with you

    • @jonathancampbell7798
      @jonathancampbell7798 Před 5 měsíci +1

      3.6 million views is underrated?

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jonathancampbell7798Yes. It needs an extra zero.

  • @totes_an_alien
    @totes_an_alien Před 3 lety +109

    I’m the creak before the snap,
    I’m the push before the splat,
    I’m the scream after the slice,
    I’m the cage of rabid mice,
    I’m the bug under your skin,
    I’m the pain beneath your ribs,
    I’m the spark before the boom,
    I’m the toxins in the tomb.

  • @Mogijogi
    @Mogijogi Před 12 lety +32

    I love how all the examples of being evil escalate from the harmless flies to the dagger in the back. I think it's really a great way to progress the song. By far my favorite song EVER.

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 Před 3 měsíci +7

    i miss the old Adventure Quest Online events that featured Voltaire, these songs always bring me back to when i was 13-14.

  • @Queencrazy1997
    @Queencrazy1997 Před 4 lety +96

    this song never gets old

  • @ST0AT
    @ST0AT Před 6 lety +190

    I'm the microtransactions in your game

  • @NuclearSamura1
    @NuclearSamura1 Před 9 lety +756

    So yeah... Thanks billy and Mandy for getting me hooked on voltaire... What? I had an amazing childhood.

    • @VeryTallDwarfy
      @VeryTallDwarfy Před 9 lety +9

      same here :P

    • @djdragontwist
      @djdragontwist Před 9 lety +10

      i knew this from a flipnote as a kid

    • @VeryTallDwarfy
      @VeryTallDwarfy Před 9 lety +2

      I miss flipnotes :(

    • @djdragontwist
      @djdragontwist Před 9 lety

      yes i do to, it was my youtube before i got into the computer

    • @djdragontwist
      @djdragontwist Před 9 lety

      ironically i saved alot of them onto my sd card so i have saved flipnotes out of the ass

  • @GryphynTalon13
    @GryphynTalon13 Před 2 lety +127

    Lyrics (correct me if I'm wrong!)
    When the devil is too busy
    And death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name, you see
    For my special touch
    To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
    To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name
    Any way it's all the same
    I'm the fly in your soup
    I'm the pebble in your shoe
    I'm the pea beneath your bed
    I'm a bump on every head
    I'm the peel on which you slip
    I'm a pin in every hip
    I'm the thorn in your side
    Makes you wriggle and writhe
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    While there's children to make sad
    While there's candy to be had
    While there's pockets left to pick
    While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there
    I'll be waiting 'round the corner
    It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
    'Cause there's one born every minute
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
    And I promise on my damned soul
    To do as I am told
    Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
    Not only does his job, but does it happily
    I'm the fear that keeps you awake
    I'm the shadows on the wall
    I'm the monsters they become
    I'm the nightmare in your skull
    I'm a dagger in your back
    An extra turn upon the rack
    I'm the quivering of your heart
    A stabbing pain, a sudden start
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    It gets so lonely being evil
    What I'd do to see a smile
    Even for a little while
    And no one loves you when you're evil
    I'm lying though my teeth
    Your tears are all the company I need

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 Před rokem

      Pain in every hip. Otherwise flawless

    • @jonathonvillella1614
      @jonathonvillella1614 Před rokem +5

      ​@@deadlight88 no he meant pin. It's an old slang for getting a stich in your side

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 Před rokem +3

      @@jonathonvillella1614 Cool :)

  • @stephy369
    @stephy369 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I'm so excited to see you in Seattle!! 🖤🖤🖤 I've been waiting for this since 2002. Thank you so much for visiting us, Gothfather 😈🖤

  • @mimilook4347
    @mimilook4347 Před 2 měsíci +5

    This is such a perfect song. It's giving a Disney villain

  • @Cannabyssmal
    @Cannabyssmal Před 5 měsíci +9

    The first time I heard this song with friends, I had tears running down my face. Which was confusing for all but those who know me.
    This song is not only a vivid insight into the minds of people who have harmed me: It’s a spitting image of how they wanted me to see myself.

  • @Langkowski
    @Langkowski Před 2 měsíci +4

    I remember randomly stumbling over this song in the early days of the internet, before youtube, facebook, twitter, spotify etc. Back when private homepages and blogs was what internet was about.

  • @a.jcheshiremen7822
    @a.jcheshiremen7822 Před 4 měsíci +8

    The song that launched a thousand amvs

    • @Ryan-li8qc
      @Ryan-li8qc Před 4 měsíci +2

      When I saw this in my recommended. I had to listen. Hellsing Amv anyone?

  • @laurafilosa9972
    @laurafilosa9972 Před 4 lety +626

    I'm the pandemic that doesn't let you see your friends

    • @grandcato3612
      @grandcato3612 Před 4 lety +17

      bruh

    • @Wolfmother_
      @Wolfmother_ Před 3 lety +15

      Ok this one hits hard cause I actually miss my friends-
      I actually had ones this year
      3 to be exact
      They fam

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 Před 3 lety +19

      what are friends?

    • @user-dk9dx3xb2t
      @user-dk9dx3xb2t Před 3 lety +11

      @@a1z158 I think He means the show friends

    • @andrew-kh6fe
      @andrew-kh6fe Před 3 lety +3

      hit a little 2 close 2 home man

  • @ZooTycoonLord
    @ZooTycoonLord Před 10 lety +55

    This was the first song of Voltaire I've ever heard before becoming addicted to the rest of his great songs. Live on, man!

  • @naishavakarian1645
    @naishavakarian1645 Před rokem +7

    Mr. Voltaire you should be The Devil in Cuphead show. 🙌🏻🖤

  • @laynepaige5397
    @laynepaige5397 Před rokem +23

    Sang this onstage w the man himself in Salem, he was kinda making fun of me at first, he couldn’t know I could sing. Anyway it was an honor. Hope to see him at a trek con someday

  • @Termina2018
    @Termina2018 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I'm the unskippable ad that buffers

  • @liamobrien4071
    @liamobrien4071 Před 9 lety +170

    This should be the theme song for the Overlord games.

  • @pinkiepie6443
    @pinkiepie6443 Před 10 lety +47

    This was my very first Voltaire song, and ever since then I have been hooked.

  • @imhere6246
    @imhere6246 Před 2 lety +25

    When the devil is too busy
    And death's a bit too much
    They call on me by name, you see
    For my special touch
    To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
    To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
    But call me by any name
    Any way it's all the same
    I'm the fly in your soup
    I'm the pebble in your shoe
    I'm the pea beneath your bed
    I'm a bump on every head
    I'm the peel on which you slip
    I'm a pin in every hip
    I'm the thorn in your side
    Makes you wriggle and writhe
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    While there's children to make sad
    While there's candy to be had
    While there's pockets left to pick
    While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there
    I'll be waiting 'round the corner
    It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
    'Cause there's one born every minute
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
    And I promise on my damned soul
    To do as I am told
    Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
    Not only does his job, but does it happily
    I'm the fear that keeps you awake
    I'm the shadows on the wall
    I'm the monsters they become
    I'm the nightmare in your skull
    I'm a dagger in your back
    An extra turn upon the rack
    I'm the quivering of your heart
    A stabbing pain, a sudden start
    And it's so easy when you're evil
    This is the life, you see
    The devil tips his hat to me
    I do it all because I'm evil
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
    It gets so lonely being evil
    What I'd do to see a smile
    Even for a little while
    And no one loves you when you're evil
    I'm lying though my teeth
    Your tears are all the company I need
    I COPIED FROM GOOGLE SO I CAN ENJOY THIS SONG MYSELF

  • @randomsimp04
    @randomsimp04 Před 3 lety +51

    This song is literally the definition of being the villain

  • @username8555
    @username8555 Před 10 lety +197

    One of my friends recently passed away due for reasons. This was one of his favorite songs. In tribute to his passing i am going to sing this song at school and at his funeral.

    • @carmarniah9360
      @carmarniah9360 Před 4 lety +15

      Heyy I know I'm late but how did it go??

    • @lilyw.719
      @lilyw.719 Před 3 lety +13

      Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs is also great one for funerals.

    • @BrandoNoCaps
      @BrandoNoCaps Před rokem

      Ight

    • @plaguster
      @plaguster Před rokem +2

      ​@@lilyw.719 true tho

  • @Str0ngSide
    @Str0ngSide Před 9 lety +378

    I'm not "evil". I prefer to say I have a moral grey area. :)

  • @kristinazubovica6185
    @kristinazubovica6185 Před 4 lety +26

    Mozart has his requiem for a dream and Voltaire has his requiem of Evil.

  • @_Linn1
    @_Linn1 Před 5 měsíci +33

    2024? someone?

  • @nightmarej17
    @nightmarej17 Před 8 lety +34

    Why...would this be absolutely perfect for a stop motion Tim Burton film? OMG this is amazing!

  • @jakesleppy7164
    @jakesleppy7164 Před 6 lety +47

    Devil: M'lady *tips hat*

  • @QuantumGimmick
    @QuantumGimmick Před 7 měsíci +14

    Gavis Bettel recently made a surprisingly great cover
    Just goes to show this song is a forever classic

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Před 6 měsíci +2

      Glad to see that ol' Betsy brought you back here! His cover did this song all the justice it deserves.

  • @margheritaparacini7729
    @margheritaparacini7729 Před 5 lety +40

    "And I do it all for free
    Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need"
    Said every fanfic writer who works with angs..
    Wanna help me crafting a couple of verses? I got
    "I'm the pen that tears your guts" and
    "I'm the ink that's made of fears" so far, I need something to rhyme them with

    • @sharky1992
      @sharky1992 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm the infection in your cuts
      I'm the pen that tears your guts
      I'm the ink that's made of fears
      I'm the cause of all your tears

    • @margheritaparacini7729
      @margheritaparacini7729 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sharky1992 PERFEct

  • @Doomtothend
    @Doomtothend Před 7 lety +39

    I am the single tile that is slightly off center.

  • @EliSkylander
    @EliSkylander Před 3 měsíci +4

    This song goes from slightly silly to holy-shibboleth-dark like a rollercoaster.

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist Před 5 měsíci +6

    Perfect imp song

  • @Elfos64
    @Elfos64 Před 5 lety +6

    Aurelio Voltaire's at his best when he's just singing a fun song about monsters and/or supervillainy. He does it with so many genres of melody too, Brains was jazzy, this is like a ballroom dance, and best of pirate's bay was a sea shanty. And I love all 3 of those songs.

  • @eddieangel8269
    @eddieangel8269 Před 10 lety +130

    I'm the lego on the floor

    • @randomguy8432
      @randomguy8432 Před 10 lety +7

      That was a dick move, but it was also smooth as f**k.
      #Respect

  • @NatashaWinland
    @NatashaWinland Před 3 lety +6

    Just love the violin

  • @blackslumber6458
    @blackslumber6458 Před 3 lety +18

    боже... это самое прекрасное что я когда либо слушала, просто каждая ваша песня прекраска, они мне все так понравились, что вы стали моим кумиром, как жаль, что я узнаю о ваших песнях только сейчас в 2020 году! Слушая ваши песни я как-будто переношусь в прошлое на какой-то бал или на что-то подобное, под ваши песни меня тянет танцевать, они прекрасны!

  • @jada8080
    @jada8080 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I forgot how great this song! I haven't heard it in such a long time!! Much kudos to you, Voltaire, it's a banger!

  • @MallardPie
    @MallardPie Před 4 měsíci +7

    I'm the itch you can't scratch

  • @jordanwilliams9070
    @jordanwilliams9070 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Me and the boys about to start an evil playthrough on BG3:

    • @Irunts
      @Irunts Před měsícem

      I'm actually getting Raphael vibes from it

  • @AeroCypher
    @AeroCypher Před 7 měsíci +44

    Idk how I've never heard this before but thank u gingus bingus for making me find a new banger to add to my playlists 🖤🎩🪿

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Před 2 lety +12

    First Voltaire song I ever heard, way back in my teens.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před 4 lety +33

    this song sounds like its being sung by some villain in a cartoon

    • @owenbridgers
      @owenbridgers Před 3 lety +7

      I need someone to animate that now, it would actually be really cool

    • @jamesbhai2610
      @jamesbhai2610 Před 3 lety +1

      Alucard from hellsing

    • @waano7049
      @waano7049 Před 2 lety

      @@owenbridgers there is a fan animated series based mostly on voltaire song. The Vampair. Incredible music video

  • @Wolfi237756
    @Wolfi237756 Před 9 lety +142

    math teachers.

    • @cae2212
      @cae2212 Před 3 lety +5

      With the small difference that math teachers aren't doing it all for free.

    • @yusufyildiz408
      @yusufyildiz408 Před 3 lety +4

      @@cae2212 They also get paid but originally, our tears are the all payment they need.

    • @cae2212
      @cae2212 Před 3 lety +1

      @@yusufyildiz408 math teachers are the overradede youtubers of the monster world, getting a lot of payment for "little" efforts. I think they did their maths and came to an conclusion.

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Před 6 měsíci +5

    The favorite song of the Governor from Hellsing.

  • @Dmitrii27
    @Dmitrii27 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Been a fan since aqw introduced voltaire

  • @dsnowy2024
    @dsnowy2024 Před 3 lety +14

    I love listening to all of Voltaire's songs, it's just brings out the goth out of me.

  • @thatonething.73
    @thatonething.73 Před 4 měsíci +4

    This really sounds like a Disney song just like Friends on the Other Side in the movie Princes and the Frog.
    Ima add this to my Evil soundtrack :D

  • @Eolsvik98
    @Eolsvik98 Před 8 lety +9

    Hands down, greatest Voltaire song there is bar none. Voltaire, you have created a masterpiece of villainy and I thank you for it

  • @nancysuttonmurray2188
    @nancysuttonmurray2188 Před 7 lety +12

    In the song "When You're Evil" there is a decided catchy tune. My autistic grandson wanted me to play it for him on the phone and asked "Do I like it?" Well, not my style, but I remember being a kid. I liked really spooky movies. I hid under the seat and saw nothing, but enjoyed the scary tunes and well, hoped I'd live through it. I did. He's just like me I guess...Lol.

  • @Sam_Arlin
    @Sam_Arlin Před 5 měsíci +4

    im the itch that moves and never goes away when you scratch it

  • @lilyfrappier602
    @lilyfrappier602 Před 6 lety +42

    I’m the lab report you forgot to write

  • @TheRealEvilkitten3
    @TheRealEvilkitten3 Před 2 lety +9

    i remember when i was a kid, i wrote a parody of this song called "when you're emo". i hope i find it again someday

  • @maxiflux9856
    @maxiflux9856 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Glad im here from bettel cover

  • @StandSolidcomrade
    @StandSolidcomrade Před 9 měsíci +3

    evil nostalgia, remembered listening to this back in 2013 and I was acting evil to go along with the vibes this song gives

  • @jackaboyfangirl4327
    @jackaboyfangirl4327 Před 7 lety +27

    This song should be like in a Broadway musical or something

  • @biancamoore413
    @biancamoore413 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Oh my freaking goodness I love this it’s so good👏🏽🔥😈

  • @debbiesieb7317
    @debbiesieb7317 Před 8 měsíci +4

    His music is the best. He makes evil sound beautiful.

  • @isidrocabrera1384
    @isidrocabrera1384 Před 3 lety +7

    This is the national anthem for every villain in existence

  • @JumboWheat01
    @JumboWheat01 Před 10 lety +91

    Is it wrong that I was grinning like a madman throughout this entire song?

    • @Peepeepoopooman420justblaze
      @Peepeepoopooman420justblaze Před 10 lety +8

      Timmy is right, it would be better if you went out and stabbed someone.

    • @TTmaat
      @TTmaat Před 10 lety +4

      I agree with the people above me! Stabbing is a wonderful thing, and we should all not maybe do it, possibly not.

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 Před 5 lety +1

      @James Midnite it's just some jokes man

  • @Anna1Kyohyama
    @Anna1Kyohyama Před 11 lety +5

    A good friend of mine linked me to this song a week or so ago, to introduce me to you Voltaire. I ended up listening to it with half an ear, while doing other things. I didn't realise how wonderful and funny it was until today. Now I've put it on repeat, and though I've heard it over a dozen times in the past hour or so, I still want more. I'm excited to look up more of your songs and works!!

  • @echoflowerproductions1445
    @echoflowerproductions1445 Před 6 lety +24

    I can imagine Sock from Welcome to Hell singing this to Jonathan while tormenting him-just replace the words "Lord Beelzebub" with "Mephistopheles" and you're good to go. :)

  • @constasg9666
    @constasg9666 Před 2 lety +2

    I accidentally found you at work one, day when I told Google to recite something by Voltaire (the author), this song began playing. Love your stuff man.

  • @hadesleaugeofdarkness2329
    @hadesleaugeofdarkness2329 Před 9 lety +43

    Now This, Yeah, This is My #1 Favorite Song
    Not Just by Voltaire, But My #1 Favorite song of All Time!!!
    I always sing along, Always!
    it is fun WHEN YOUR EVIL!!!!

    • @hadesleaugeofdarkness2329
      @hadesleaugeofdarkness2329 Před 9 lety +3

      Lord Ralphie
      and tears are all the company I need, bada bing!!

    • @RentheGodofHumorTM
      @RentheGodofHumorTM Před 9 lety +2

      Hades's Leauge of Darkness (RLT: Voltaire also teaches animation at the college I go to)

    • @VendErre
      @VendErre Před 9 lety +1

      oh shit it's Hades and Ren. How it's goin', fellas? D=

    • @zoecohen8125
      @zoecohen8125 Před 9 lety

      Ren the God of Humor Oh my gawd actually though?

    • @snakezarrr
      @snakezarrr Před 9 lety

      Hades's Leauge of Darkness Dude if you like disney hades you need to look at Kid icarus uprising hades...

  • @thydemonsbescribblin1625
    @thydemonsbescribblin1625 Před 8 lety +49

    theme song for 100 Tears (clowns, carnage and crimson by the bucketful) in case any of you were wondering. This is the track responsible for my recent of uncurable of addiction. Thanx.

  • @camilleney7487
    @camilleney7487 Před 7 měsíci +6

    If somebody hasn't used this song as a tribute to Mr. Dark from Something Wicked This Way Comes, they should.

  • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
    @Prophetofthe8thLegion Před rokem +3

    I nearly started a international crisis today. Now I’m listening to this.

  • @Darkmaker443
    @Darkmaker443 Před 11 lety +3

    I convinced the people writing my high school production to include this in it as the theme song for the main villain last year. The crowd loved it! It's quite the song, and we have you to thank, Mr. Voltaire.

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 Před 3 lety +4

    I remember hearing this song for the first time as a lil kid when i found the flashgame Deady, i used to replay the game over and over just to hear the song.

  • @umbralnymph7238
    @umbralnymph7238 Před rokem +11

    Voltaire has been a huge crush of mine since I was younger, and he has only aged like the finest of wine and my palette is more even more refined

  • @bigcheddar8228
    @bigcheddar8228 Před 6 lety +11

    *I'm the Arrow in your Knee*