New Alien Footage Turns Ethan Into A Believer, Donald Trump Is Going To Jail - After Dark

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    00:00 Council intro
    2:00 Topic Introduction
    4:40 Teddy Fresh Marvel Collection!
    9:28 Gabe Hates Pickles
    21:05 More Teddy Fresh memes
    20:30 Dan Is Getting a New Chair
    33:45 BigNik Is Evil
    44:07 Faze Rain's Weird IG Story
    54:35 Adin Ross Exposed By His Manager
    1:00:25 RIP Pat Robertson
    1:20:00 Ethan & Hila Pickle Taste Test
    1:32:00 Trump Is In Big Trouble
    2:02:10 Proof Aliens Are 100% Real
    2:30:20 Ethan is feeling fatigued
    2:31:30 Gabe Pickle Taste Test
    2:36:00 More Covid & End of the Show Talk
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  • @herpaderpz
    @herpaderpz Před 11 měsíci +790

    1:11:15 Hila disassociating amongst the clouds while Ethan does his preacher monologue has me dyingg 😂😂😂

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 Před 11 měsíci +7

      I’m Christian and this is hilarious

    • @_mostpalone
      @_mostpalone Před 11 měsíci +55

      @@joshentertainment2 hi Christian

    • @bibipeach6
      @bibipeach6 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Like a solid 15 seconds 😭😭😭

    • @user-bz6gh5ng2m
      @user-bz6gh5ng2m Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@joshentertainment2 You can be christian all day long man, as long as you dont use it to spread hatred, or as an excuse to treat someone cruelly.
      (or use the authority that comes with being a priest as a tool to satisfy your desire for young children.)

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci +4

      amongst the clouds of Bubbies ™️ pickle juice

  • @evancoulter2817
    @evancoulter2817 Před 11 měsíci +2621

    Faze Rain really called Ethan a nerd and then went on a math rant.

    • @93runninggiraffes
      @93runninggiraffes Před 11 měsíci +98

      What makes it better is that he goes on a kindergarten ass maths rant and thinks that he's John Nash or some shite.

    • @sloppyglizzy8313
      @sloppyglizzy8313 Před 11 měsíci +43

      @@93runninggiraffes I wouldn’t even say kindergarten. The dude was just manically writing non-coherent sentences with some numbers in them.

    • @icedmf
      @icedmf Před 11 měsíci +4

      They way he was trolling and it went right over yalls heads

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 Před 11 měsíci

      @Greer Lori You call that a troll? Pathetic.

    • @CadgerChristmasLightShow
      @CadgerChristmasLightShow Před 11 měsíci +55

      @@icedmf ah yes, the Trisha paytas method of saying "I was just trolling you guise" way after the fact.

  • @yeeoalouns
    @yeeoalouns Před 11 měsíci +2081

    “Pat Robertson died”
    My heart dropped for AB, thinking Robert Pattinson croaked

    • @celinay
      @celinay Před 11 měsíci +83

      Literally had the same thought paused the video to look it up and everything 🤦‍♀️

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Před 11 měsíci +12

      Me too 😂

    • @kelseyevans6213
      @kelseyevans6213 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Same!!! Lmao

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity Před 11 měsíci +54

      If only they exchanged names to make things easier for us all. Pat Pattinson and Robert Robertson

    • @AlexKoff
      @AlexKoff Před 11 měsíci +3

      Same xd

  • @moonseeker7849
    @moonseeker7849 Před 11 měsíci +319

    Zach needs to pull the “Also… idk” sound bite

  • @kiran6440
    @kiran6440 Před 11 měsíci +1627

    i like that "we've got a good show today, for a change" has become the new "they said we'd never come back"

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 Před 11 měsíci +23

      Anything will be better than that intensely boring "which office character am I" episode

    • @BauaSeven
      @BauaSeven Před 11 měsíci +154

      And the new "PewDiePie will be on next week", for the old heads

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 Před 11 měsíci +30

      ​@@BauaSeven That was a good one lol. Ppl that were just starting to watch around that time I remember every freaking week those new ppl were like omg can't wait for PewDiePie to come finally, and slowly... Soooo slowly finally getting the joke lol. Even tho I was there from the beginning for the first two or three episodes even I was like God damn... Is he coming or isn't he lol but that's a good throwback haha

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci +6

      I just imagine Ethan looking in the bathroom mirror, right before the show starts late, trying out new ways to say it

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor Před 11 měsíci

      @@technotomboy bruh get a life

  • @vaporwave4021
    @vaporwave4021 Před 11 měsíci +1491

    Adin Ross’ manager having to explain to him why people don’t want to be on his stream is so telling lol

    • @HeyItsStephx
      @HeyItsStephx Před 11 měsíci +50

      Where was this manager when Adin was having these people on stream

    • @prvncessdiana
      @prvncessdiana Před 11 měsíci +81

      he sounded like a disappointed dad fr lmaoo

    • @vaporwave4021
      @vaporwave4021 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@prvncessdiana lmfaooo literally

    • @UnconventionalMarketing
      @UnconventionalMarketing Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@HeyItsStephx probably was just getting the 💰since he is just a manager, and doesn’t have to worry about what Adin does.

    • @trapadvisor
      @trapadvisor Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@UnconventionalMarketing well now the bag is fucked cause he didn’t step in

  • @maddawggxo9260
    @maddawggxo9260 Před 11 měsíci +431

    Ethan: “we all love AB right guys?”
    The crew: 🦗
    Ethan: “we all love AB.”

  • @donjuan2001
    @donjuan2001 Před 11 měsíci +320

    Ethan convincing himself that pickles have 0 calories because the serving size was measured as 1/2 of a quarter slice is awesome.

    • @Serenity888Meow
      @Serenity888Meow Před 11 měsíci +41

      They are a very low calorie snack

    • @Doctor_Dank
      @Doctor_Dank Před 11 měsíci +23

      ​@@Serenity888MeowYou're a snack baby, MEOW! 😈

    • @Daisydelamor
      @Daisydelamor Před 11 měsíci +14

      I love knowing the answers to his nutrition questions but cry that i can never answer irl

    • @Daisydelamor
      @Daisydelamor Před 11 měsíci +5

      The food labels got ‘em again @ fda

    • @shannonrickard8605
      @shannonrickard8605 Před 11 měsíci +6

      I had the same reaction but 8 x 0 is still 0, is it not?

  • @ninarosales9056
    @ninarosales9056 Před 11 měsíci +519

    Sam not being on mute deserves a time stamp

    • @aleksandraszejnoga
      @aleksandraszejnoga Před 11 měsíci +12

      yeah and then as they were tasting pickles she was unmuted again 😂

    • @user-ec5bj7rp9f
      @user-ec5bj7rp9f Před 11 měsíci +2

      do you know who the crew member is she has glasses and shes always silent but i dont see any info on her

    • @user-ec5bj7rp9f
      @user-ec5bj7rp9f Před 11 měsíci +1

      im pretty sure shes new but im not sure

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci +31

      @@user-ec5bj7rp9f that’s Cam wearing glasses 😂

    • @aleksandraszejnoga
      @aleksandraszejnoga Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@CantTellYou LMAOOOOO 😭

  • @lotusmilano
    @lotusmilano Před 11 měsíci +168

    Dan's profound insight into the heights of goblins and trolls across various works of fiction is something I am incredibly thankful for

    • @user-ec5bj7rp9f
      @user-ec5bj7rp9f Před 11 měsíci

      do you know the new crew members name she wears glasses and they dont cut to her camera lot but she always stays silent i just wanna know who she is

    • @TheUglyAnswers
      @TheUglyAnswers Před 11 měsíci +1

      As a pretty big LotR fan, it makes me genuinely self conscious that he knows so much about Middle Earth lolol

    • @sammy.bo.bammy.
      @sammy.bo.bammy. Před 11 měsíci +1

      When he said that i said "okay, dwight"

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@user-ec5bj7rp9f The only crew member that wears glasses is Cam, he is the graphics guy, he makes all the memes and designs the digital backgrounds. I'm sure he does other stuff too, but he's crazy good with memes. He's sitting between AB and Olivia in the council. Other than that, I have literally no clue who you're talking about. Sam, Olivia, Lena and Hila don't wear glasses, at least not regularly.

    • @airari24
      @airari24 Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@RoyalReyna maybe they mean Dan's girlfriend that appears sometimes. Abbi/Abby? I don't think she's part of the staff there though

  • @DexterityYTC
    @DexterityYTC Před 11 měsíci +612

    I gotta stand up for AB. Ryan is a scummy, backstabber who hates Michael. AB is 100% Dwight because he loves Ethan, tries to be like Jim, and often comes off way harsher than he means to, but at the end of the day is just being his best self and always has the best intentions at heart. Anyone that thinks AB isn’t 100% Dwight is crazy, even the crew lol. Remember it’s not about the aesthetics of the character, but their core characteristics.

    • @trigunchica14
      @trigunchica14 Před 11 měsíci +58

      A little like Ryan, voted hottest in the office title 😂 plus he has some pretty hot takes. I think they were right saying Love is Ryan though
      But overall Dwight. Who would save a baby from a burning car? Dwight. Who looks up facts? Dwight. Who simps for Michael? Dwight. Who does martial arts? Dwight.

    • @user-le2hu1ct4t
      @user-le2hu1ct4t Před 11 měsíci +5

      The reason AB isn't Dwight is because Dwight is at heart a good guy that cares for others and also for Michael. AB has always been a clout chasing opportunist / naraccisist and everyone knows it. Even the cast says he's Ryan. Narccisst AB tried to make the whole episode about himself and is still obsessing about it.
      Zach, who also scored high on the dark triade, never pulls this shit and no other cast member does, which is another reason fans don't like AB.

    • @jadeenewtonn565
      @jadeenewtonn565 Před 11 měsíci +40

      @@user-le2hu1ct4t never seen a member openly hate a crew member jw when did u decide not to like him? generally wondering

    • @user-le2hu1ct4t
      @user-le2hu1ct4t Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@jadeenewtonn565 I don't hate him, I just don't like him, and when he does something annoying (like his frequent self-obsessions) I bitch about it. I was a fan of AB at first, the first real issue I can remember was when David Dobrik came up and he actively defended the guy and talked about being a huge fan, tf? AB is 30, no excuse for that.
      Even simple things like when they were talking about how Lena had her first viral moment on tiktok and I was sitting there wondering ok so how long will it take AB to make this about him and almost immediately he jumps in talking about oh it was him that told her to leave that moment in, insinuating that without his input she never would've had that moment. Fucking annoying guy..
      There's a reason his rep as a clout-chasing asshole is so endemic to his character on h3. It also feels like the crew genuinely doesn't like him.

    • @trigunchica14
      @trigunchica14 Před 11 měsíci +35

      @@user-le2hu1ct4t I don’t think it’s so much about trying to make himself the center of attention as it is needing reassurance because of anxiety. Also, I can’t imagine what it must be like reading negative comments about yourself. Some people internalize it more than others or haven’t learned how to cope with it, even if it’s only a few voices. It’s difficult to put yourself in those shoes if you’ve never been there, but also everybody’s different

  • @emiliap6012
    @emiliap6012 Před 11 měsíci +75

    Zach playing the Swedish “you got me” every time love speaks kills me every time 💀💀

  • @allidoiscook66
    @allidoiscook66 Před 11 měsíci +838

    For Dan’s chair they should recreate Toby’s cubicle from the office.
    Edit: Holy shit this blew up over night. Thanks guys keep it coming and maybe the crew will see this!!

    • @allidoiscook66
      @allidoiscook66 Před 11 měsíci +22

      But have all sorts of h3 Easter eggs pinned to the wall instead!

  • @HartleiStansbury7
    @HartleiStansbury7 Před 11 měsíci +424

    GABE THROWING THE PICKLES OUT OF THE JAR INSTEAD OF SMASHING THE JAR ON THE GROUND IS HILARIOUSSSSSSSS

    • @Yeonoson
      @Yeonoson Před 11 měsíci +46

      Hey, the pickles are the problem, ya know?
      No need to shatter innocent glass!
      (Glass is also a pain to clean up. In fact, it's a major bummer, my dude.)

    • @irnbrewhaha
      @irnbrewhaha Před 11 měsíci +26

      You can't just waste the pickle juice. You're supposed to stick your fingers in the jar and flick the juice on your sandwiches for flavor.

    • @nusnlvs5938
      @nusnlvs5938 Před 11 měsíci +19

      @@irnbrewhaha I feel like you have more food enhancement tips where this one came from 😄

    • @mcorral21
      @mcorral21 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Safety first!

    • @Goblexter
      @Goblexter Před 11 měsíci +9

      Honestly, seeing his confidence dumping food on the street was cringe to watch while knowing the US is one of if not the biggest waster of food worldwide.

  • @erikacasillas6551
    @erikacasillas6551 Před 11 měsíci +81

    Ethan’s in his almond mom era. ~0 calories~

  • @jaymierose827
    @jaymierose827 Před 11 měsíci +95

    I need Olivia to do a PowerPoint breakdown of the Colleen Ballinger drama she is my favorite news source

  • @sarmoy29
    @sarmoy29 Před 11 měsíci +1758

    Ethan digging his covid fingers directly into the pickle jars is killing me

    • @Mental_Patient
      @Mental_Patient Před 11 měsíci

      Unlikely a respiratory virus would do anything if you ate it

    • @klashmar13
      @klashmar13 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Omg ik me too

    • @irnbrewhaha
      @irnbrewhaha Před 11 měsíci +7

      He knows where his fingers have been. If they're good enough for Ethan...

    • @nathanmartin455
      @nathanmartin455 Před 11 měsíci +58

      He tested negative for 3 days in a row. You didn't need to post this

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Covid fingers 😂

  • @lexoxoxoxoxo169
    @lexoxoxoxoxo169 Před 11 měsíci +651

    I love this channel so much, it has helped me heal, cry, and laugh, in times I thought my life had no value. And I am so grateful for each and every member of the cast. Thank you for doing what you guys do, and always showing up for all of us. It means the world to me personally. Don’t think I’d be who I am without this silly ole podcast & the H3 Family. Much love ❤😊

    • @abigailbur2644
      @abigailbur2644 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Family. Family. Family. 🖤

    • @cristianmendoza5436
      @cristianmendoza5436 Před 11 měsíci +12

      Family. Family. Family. ❤

    • @hedera_helix
      @hedera_helix Před 11 měsíci +8

      FAMILY 💜❤️‍🔥💜

    • @viktorijazmejevskyte
      @viktorijazmejevskyte Před 11 měsíci +4

      play the horn of love! family 🖤

    • @marcmellow5573
      @marcmellow5573 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Wait...but Sebastian said Ethan doesn't inspire anyone 🤔 same tho, I came here at the lowest point in my life, and now I am medicated, in therapy, and for the most part, I'm happy to be alive. Laughter is powerful. Love you Family! ✌️🫶

  • @AllTheArtsy
    @AllTheArtsy Před 11 měsíci +207

    Ethan: hopefully I don't have COVID
    Also Ethan: dips fingers into pickle jars that he wants the crew to also eat

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci +1

      Wait is pickle juice a known carrier of COVID?

  • @irnbrewhaha
    @irnbrewhaha Před 11 měsíci +81

    I have to admit, you guys had me convinced I'd be sitting through several hours of Ethan reading about aliens on the internet.

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa Před 11 měsíci +708

    Someone should get Ethan some Demonia platform sandals.

    • @emaired22
      @emaired22 Před 11 měsíci +29

      hila would slay that look

    • @TheMaartjeF
      @TheMaartjeF Před 11 měsíci +2

      Hell yeahhhh

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis Před 11 měsíci +12

      then ethan would finally be 6 foot

    • @purpledrea45
      @purpledrea45 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Ive always wanted a pair of those! 😢

    • @erkaderka3571
      @erkaderka3571 Před 11 měsíci

      Add a lil toe ring- instant wikifeet boner

  • @busterbrown7087
    @busterbrown7087 Před 11 měsíci +80

    Clap if you’ve ever wanted to kill somebody.
    Big Nik: 👏👏👏
    Murder porn guy: 👏👏👏

  • @shrekiiminaj4761
    @shrekiiminaj4761 Před 11 měsíci +272

    hilas in her feminine fashion moment im so into it she’s giving julia fox today

    • @Daisydelamor
      @Daisydelamor Před 11 měsíci +5

      Omg I literally thought her gram post was Julia !!

    • @deemiun3853
      @deemiun3853 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I didn't like her at all in this episode tho. No energy and being kind of bitchy towards the last hour.

    • @DonnieLouis
      @DonnieLouis Před 11 měsíci +19

      @@deemiun3853 I hope she gets the note to have more energy, and be less “bitchy” (she wasn’t lol) for you next episode. I’m sorry you were personally affected in this way!

    • @deemiun3853
      @deemiun3853 Před 11 měsíci

      @@DonnieLouis Give it 2 months and you will see that she won’t be on as much it at all. But keep being passive aggressive chronically online chatter

    • @shrekiiminaj4761
      @shrekiiminaj4761 Před 11 měsíci

      @@deemiun3853 i didn’t even watch the ep tbh

  • @crazyrj1899
    @crazyrj1899 Před 11 měsíci +156

    Both AB and Dwight have weird cousins, food for thought.

    • @emaired22
      @emaired22 Před 11 měsíci +27

      yea wasn’t tht said in the powerpoint

    • @manjuprabhu3393
      @manjuprabhu3393 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​​@@emaired22 he's a fake theodorer

  • @caterpillarman
    @caterpillarman Před 11 měsíci +534

    So Dan’s chair should be the game of thrones chair but instead of swords it’s made of chips or something Dan related.

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree Před 11 měsíci +37

      Instead of Swords it’s a bunch of Bug Assault salt guns lol

    • @metaturnal
      @metaturnal Před 11 měsíci +7

      Or made out of 1000 big doinks.
      Not trying to reduce him to being a stoner, it's just that the shapes are similar enough.

    • @Galvantez
      @Galvantez Před 11 měsíci +19

      Fungers 🤲

    • @amberharrison317
      @amberharrison317 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Wizard themed chair

    • @CelesteOcoileain
      @CelesteOcoileain Před 11 měsíci +1

      Malek Lazri would be so good to hire for something like this!

  • @Ari19904
    @Ari19904 Před 11 měsíci +96

    You’d think hyper intelligent aliens capable of intergalactic travel wouldn’t be dive bombing their spacecrafts into the ground so often

    • @user-bz6gh5ng2m
      @user-bz6gh5ng2m Před 11 měsíci

      All spacecraft, no matter how advanced, require a source of power. You simply cannot move through spacetime wiithout energy. Now imagine these aliens visting us are relatively close. Lets say theyve got a big ass mothership parked in orbit of alpha centauri. thats the next star over, now imagine they are visting us quite often. Every now and then theres bound to be a ship that runs out of fuel or is in some other way made non-functional inside the earths gravity well. Now all it takes is time for the earth to pull the ship down to its surface.
      The aliens might not be crashing per-se, their ships are just malfunctioning occasionally.

    • @InSaiyan92
      @InSaiyan92 Před 11 měsíci +10

      We were all teenagers once

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@InSaiyan92 exactly it’s probably just a fun silly goose time

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 Před 8 měsíci

      Maybe they don't, and it's just a way to introduce concept in a controlled way

  • @hannakyla
    @hannakyla Před 11 měsíci +89

    just popped in to say that dan’s laugh is so iconic and sends me to high heavens 😂

  • @gowgowOVER9000
    @gowgowOVER9000 Před 11 měsíci +354

    It's weird... I just watched episode 42 of leftovers where Dan mentioned kicking the bathroom door down, 2 months before they kicked it down.

    • @nileia
      @nileia Před 11 měsíci +112

      there's no such thing as a coincidence

    • @theclawlives
      @theclawlives Před 11 měsíci

      Inside job

    • @pecanpie45
      @pecanpie45 Před 11 měsíci +29

      There's also an episode from like a month ago where Ethan talks about how difficult group vacations are and how he never want to do one

    • @youtube_veteran
      @youtube_veteran Před 11 měsíci +2

      wow. they need to see this.

    • @manjuprabhu3393
      @manjuprabhu3393 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@pecanpie45 Mikael mario judas

  • @SaskiaGill
    @SaskiaGill Před 11 měsíci +52

    I need a podcast just hearing Dans industry stories. I’m SO serious

  • @calebkdesign
    @calebkdesign Před 11 měsíci +117

    Just gonna say it, if you’re actually seeing aliens in your backyard it would be like seeing god, how could anyone comprehend what they’re seeing. The shock alone would prevent me from immediately pulling out my phone.

    • @katattack707
      @katattack707 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Exactly!! like the sheer horror of that sort of situation is not one where people are casual about it afterwards or even during. I don't care how prepped or obsessed with aliens you are, NOTHING prepares you for something like that.

    • @amygeddes5835
      @amygeddes5835 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Definitely!!

    • @Coleyking69
      @Coleyking69 Před 11 měsíci +6

      He sounded like he was in shock. The way he was overly asking for confirmation says a lot. Also has an accent which makes things harder to read.

    • @thisgirlisnoone
      @thisgirlisnoone Před 9 měsíci

      And that's what pple in the Bible thought they were seeing: God. But really it was aliens so religious is based on misinterpreting advanced tech as God

  • @turducken77
    @turducken77 Před 11 měsíci +19

    May I just say, that shade of powder blue eyeshadow on Hila kicks so much ass. It’s giving sixties meets grunge meets Julia Fox and I’m living for it. I remember not that long ago when she just had just started experimenting with makeup and now she’s making such bold statements. I’m so proud and inspired by her 🥲

  • @employeeofthemouth
    @employeeofthemouth Před 11 měsíci +113

    what I pay 5 dollars a month for, specifically, is to watch ethan argue with the crew about who's notifications are on. killer segment!! not kidding! hilarious

    • @emkultra2349
      @emkultra2349 Před 11 měsíci +17

      THISS!!!! THiS is WHY IM WATCHING

  • @sarahgreen8697
    @sarahgreen8697 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Is anyone else’s audio messed up around 3/4 of the way through ?

  • @Ags19
    @Ags19 Před 11 měsíci +40

    Hila is so me dissociating during ethan’s character stories 1:11:18

  • @H3H3HEE
    @H3H3HEE Před 11 měsíci +4177

    I felt …. Gay

    • @brandonjoaquin194
      @brandonjoaquin194 Před 11 měsíci +82

      Happy pride

    • @ThatBoyBent
      @ThatBoyBent Před 11 měsíci +30

      Facts over feelings 😉

    • @H3H3HEE
      @H3H3HEE Před 11 měsíci +146

      @@ThatBoyBent i fact gay

    • @Jen199-pe2ir
      @Jen199-pe2ir Před 11 měsíci +5

      Bubu

    • @ConTxT
      @ConTxT Před 11 měsíci +10

      Pride minute ended the day Jeffrey Dahmer went to jail.

  • @socalmads
    @socalmads Před 11 měsíci +70

    I can feel my serotonin levels increasing when beginning a new episode

  • @brianlane7925
    @brianlane7925 Před 11 měsíci +31

    Love as Ryan makes sense because Ryan was working from a closet tucked away from everyone.

  • @0Flow0
    @0Flow0 Před 11 měsíci +202

    Ethan opening pickle jars and kicking doors to save pregnant women. True alpha

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci

      Bought the wrong type of Grillo’s pickles though... betaaaaaa

  • @KendallFaust
    @KendallFaust Před 11 měsíci +80

    Ethan: "There are orphans that would be eating those sandwich pickles."
    AB: "Orphans love pickles."

  • @ashby.abroad
    @ashby.abroad Před 11 měsíci +79

    Ethan needs to start utilizing “winder” instead of “window” in his southern accent. That would really sell it

    • @Doctor_Dank
      @Doctor_Dank Před 11 měsíci +3

      I camed on my winder seal and let it drip down onto the floor there

    • @snailmail1539
      @snailmail1539 Před 11 měsíci +6

      or “winduh”

    • @justice4meep
      @justice4meep Před 11 měsíci +3

      As a Texan, it’s WINDA okay😂

  • @KlaskyLucaCsupo
    @KlaskyLucaCsupo Před 11 měsíci +108

    You should call it the baCHAIRlor!

    • @talyabehague1578
      @talyabehague1578 Před 11 měsíci +8

      I was hunting for this comment I thought the same thing too 🫡

    • @allison.l
      @allison.l Před 11 měsíci +4

      This is SO much better

    • @despres380
      @despres380 Před 11 měsíci +2

      i think they wanted the the E/3 in it like "BacH3lor" "BackcH3lor"

    • @hilakleinindustrialcomplex
      @hilakleinindustrialcomplex Před 11 měsíci +1

      now it’s funny how bad their pun is 😂 bacKchelor?? tf is this even?

    • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
      @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@hilakleinindustrialcomplex well Dan's back is looking for a mate, a chair 😂

  • @shameonyou1681
    @shameonyou1681 Před 11 měsíci +374

    I was cracking up when hila started slowly moving away from ethan at the end LMAO

    • @maxmeier532
      @maxmeier532 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Hila still trying to look like Lady Gaga.

    • @__ren
      @__ren Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@maxmeier532 in what way?

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 Před 11 měsíci +54

      ​​@@maxmeier532 Man... Ur existence of sitting on this channel hate watching it, plus taking the time to comment over 100 times, is just...sad, man. Bless ur heart lil guy. Everything's gonna be ok.

    • @shania9528
      @shania9528 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Lady Gaga is an icon 🤩

    • @joninieves9813
      @joninieves9813 Před 11 měsíci +20

      @@znyznyzny Let's not entertain the comparison of 2 amazing women 😊

  • @Siberius-
    @Siberius- Před 11 měsíci +32

    1:34:06 - If you go frame by frame (< and > keys), Ethan has used the peculiar carrying angle of his elbow, to bend around a jar of pickles, a tub of pickles, AND a gamer sup cup, to smash the buttons on the other side. A very impressive display of Ethan's abilities. Literally a superpower.

  • @docterdaffyduck5678
    @docterdaffyduck5678 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Whoa the audio desync is crazyyyyy

  • @TheFuzzyPetiole
    @TheFuzzyPetiole Před 11 měsíci +76

    had a good friend in college that “discovered” facebook magic math and wrote out a thesis just like that guy, couple days later he was in a mental crisis care facility, diagnosed bipolar.

    • @KirillT14
      @KirillT14 Před 11 měsíci +26

      He learned the secrets... But at what cost.

    • @ItsJustValHere
      @ItsJustValHere Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@KirillT14 He saw too much

    • @NS-sx4dq
      @NS-sx4dq Před 11 měsíci +2

      And then everybody in class clapped because you totally didn’t make this up

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Yeah, manic depression be like that sometimes

    • @mmalove98
      @mmalove98 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@PrincessMeganLeightruly there’s so many people who have no idea how unwell they are. The numbers thing is one of the biggest red flags for me

  • @RandomsRampage
    @RandomsRampage Před 11 měsíci +58

    I am not joking, Gabe is such a great part of the show. I look forward to seeing it every week.

  • @ObesePuppies
    @ObesePuppies Před 11 měsíci +147

    Ethan: I don’t feel so good…
    Right after dipping his fingers all over the pickle jars that the staff is going to eat Monday 😂

    • @jaimecohen7584
      @jaimecohen7584 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @juritzihernandez
      @juritzihernandez Před 11 měsíci +3

      Giving Dan a pickle too the mask isn’t gonna help after that

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci +1

      Do pickles have a high level of covid conductivity? If that’s true I think I just discovered how I got it that one time

  • @oyealexa
    @oyealexa Před 11 měsíci +18

    Sam should also make koolaid pickles for everyone to try. A true southern delicacy

  • @abigail6394
    @abigail6394 Před 11 měsíci +84

    That alien footage has major Leprechaun in Alabama energy

  • @fahhther8859
    @fahhther8859 Před 11 měsíci +22

    I always appreciate Sam’s Southern takes. It makes me feel so seen. Pickle pops for life.

  • @evagcaycho
    @evagcaycho Před 11 měsíci +32

    I love when hila stares off when Ethan does his religious monologue

    • @prettyfarfromOK
      @prettyfarfromOK Před 11 měsíci +2

      Being this long woth Ethan she learnt to dissosiate when he has THIS' moments

  • @dlead9801
    @dlead9801 Před 11 měsíci +21

    Just in case you guys see this, the audio sync issue people have been mentioning seems to only be happening on the app versions of youtube, when I was watching on my switch the audio about howie was still in and desynced with the video, but watching on my laptop there's a cut and nothing about Howie and everything stays synced. Hope this helps, family

    • @stellarayee
      @stellarayee Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm watching on my tv and the audio is still not synced and the segment about howie is still in... is it still considered the app on a tv?

    • @matelinec
      @matelinec Před 11 měsíci +6

      For me it's not synced on my TV but is synced on my phone. It stopped syncing when the alien timestamp began

    • @MiaBright
      @MiaBright Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@matelinecme too! I was going insane trying to get it working on my Apple TV. Uninstalled the app and everything. Works fine on the CZcams app on my iPhone though.

    • @dbill1053
      @dbill1053 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ya I found this rly weird right when they started talking about alien shit.... Ha

    • @isabellabrierley9448
      @isabellabrierley9448 Před 11 měsíci

      Mine did too, I was watching on Roku tv CZcams app. I thought I was the only one

  • @haileypaige2724
    @haileypaige2724 Před 11 měsíci +74

    “orphans love pickles” 😂😂 i laughed AB

    • @Nana_9150
      @Nana_9150 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I cackled 👏🏻

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Lmao for real, I knew what Ethan meant but funny how it came out n only AB was like yeah totally everybody knows orphans love pickles🫠

  • @maisondelabriques6598
    @maisondelabriques6598 Před 11 měsíci +80

    Get well soon Ethan! Peace and Love to all the H3 Crew and Family! ✌️& ❤️

  • @kelsiehamilton8919
    @kelsiehamilton8919 Před 11 měsíci +33

    Today I did the ‘girlies’ hands to my screen for the first time at the beginning of the ep and it made me laugh so hard. Love you guys xoxo

  • @mrsgreyfivenine
    @mrsgreyfivenine Před 11 měsíci +15

    dan’s laugh at 2:20:44 has cured my depression

  • @mariah5561
    @mariah5561 Před 11 měsíci +70

    absolutely cackling at ethans reaction to sam saying she grew up eating pickle popsicles. we loveeeeeeeee us some pickle pops in the south they were one of my favorite childhood snacks

    • @lizardlady69
      @lizardlady69 Před 11 měsíci +9

      My childhood friend would always ask her Mimi for “pickle juice and a hunk of cheese” as a snack 😂

    • @12298
      @12298 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@lizardlady69me

    • @rebeccac324
      @rebeccac324 Před 11 měsíci +1

      i loved getting them from the concession stand at football games

    • @nelitexas.295
      @nelitexas.295 Před 11 měsíci +1

      So good!

  • @Cheersmydude
    @Cheersmydude Před 11 měsíci +136

    You should do a best pickle tournament with tana she slams pickles lol

    • @llllouis
      @llllouis Před 11 měsíci +8

      omg yes that sounds fun also i’d love to see tana on the podcast again

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 11 měsíci

      Maybe she can instruct them on the correct variety of Grillo’s to buy so they don’t hate on them 😤

  • @TomfuckeryAfoot
    @TomfuckeryAfoot Před 11 měsíci +17

    “If it’s under 3 hours it’s not a show” lmao love you papa bless

  • @saharabond5680
    @saharabond5680 Před 11 měsíci +10

    is the footage delayed towards 2hr for anyone else???? idk whats happening

    • @gentleshadow1
      @gentleshadow1 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Yes!! Seems like the video footage from them talking about the papz situation got cut but the audio stuck. I definitely had to do a double take because I typically only glance into the video once and a while 😂

  • @platajonathan4764
    @platajonathan4764 Před 11 měsíci +60

    H3 podcast helps me with my anxiety and panick attacks , laughter is the best medicine and you guys are my dealers ;)

  • @jacklongmireTHE2nd
    @jacklongmireTHE2nd Před 11 měsíci +5

    1:58:38 the audio skips bad.... There was something cut

  • @mugenstyles
    @mugenstyles Před 11 měsíci +44

    Ethan: “I’m feeling fatigued”
    also Ethan: “BABABABA-BEEEIIITCH”

  • @Luke-lv4ql
    @Luke-lv4ql Před 11 měsíci +7

    Zach said he wasn't a rich kid. "I went to a wedding, and I was in an elevator with Henry Kissinger"

  • @quino001
    @quino001 Před 11 měsíci +61

    Hila trying like hell all episode to avoid the Colleen/Adam McIntyre/Trisha/Moses situation 😭

    • @ebdgr
      @ebdgr Před 11 měsíci +6

      Whats the tea? I used to watch Adam all the time.

    • @maddissson
      @maddissson Před 11 měsíci +19

      @@ebdgr Adam used to be a big fan of Colleen as a kid. He used to help her come up with ideas when her Miranda character was getting stale. It was a real weird relationship she had with him as a kid - using him for free labour, she would talk to him about her relationship and divorce with her husband, she even sent him bra and panties as a “joke”. More of Colleen’s fans are coming out with weird stories. Old clips of her making inappropriate jokes around kids are popping up too. Colleen and Trisha started a podcast together recently.

    • @kikilo9647
      @kikilo9647 Před 11 měsíci +11

      ​​@@maddissson im surprised people are just now hearing about this because it was a big thing a while back, did something happen again??
      Edit: Just saw you said more fans are coming out sorry😅

    • @quino001
      @quino001 Před 11 měsíci +15

      @@ebdgr and Moses has been caught in 5K deleting comments from their podcast livestream about Adam and the Colleen situation in general

    • @Mental_Patient
      @Mental_Patient Před 11 měsíci +5

      Had no idea Colleen was doing a podcast with Trisha, that's a new low for her

  • @nondescript123
    @nondescript123 Před 11 měsíci +10

    At 1:58:40 there is a cut and the audio and video is completely out of sync from there. It’s unwatchable and the whole alien segment is referencing the video. Please fix it 🙏😭😩

  • @coreeenie8397
    @coreeenie8397 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Gabe throwing pickles on the ground and then stomping on them in public is the content I needed today 😂

  • @MrFailer97
    @MrFailer97 Před 11 měsíci +14

    About the calories in pickles - it’s a simple trick companies use in the US: the serving size says 1/2 pickle (28g) - 0 calories. That just means the calories per serving are small enough to round it down to zero, bit they obviously don’t just have 0 cals. If you take pickles here in Germany for example (the nutritional info ist always in 100g so you can compare) they have 31 cals for 100g.

    • @ash-is-napping
      @ash-is-napping Před 11 měsíci +4

      We have the same in Australia. The American labelling laws seem extremely dodgy to me.

  • @veronicaalvarez5040
    @veronicaalvarez5040 Před 11 měsíci +90

    I hated pickles for a long time, until I tried the right one. It’s life changing. Once you appreciate the pickle, you can not go back.

    • @beriiO
      @beriiO Před 11 měsíci

      Subway pickles tickle me just right

    • @jestnutz
      @jestnutz Před 11 měsíci +6

      Pickle can make a burger taste different

    • @emaired22
      @emaired22 Před 11 měsíci +2

      what’s the right one

    • @justadragonryu
      @justadragonryu Před 11 měsíci

      I’ve eaten an entire jar of sweet mini gerkins with chulula hot sauce… a few times.

    • @hamsackk
      @hamsackk Před 11 měsíci +3

      what was the pickle game changer for you? i want to like pickles so bad because it’s a zero calorie snack and they smell so good and i love the crunch but i hate the taste and texture of every pickle i’ve tried😭

  • @littletormenta
    @littletormenta Před 11 měsíci +8

    Why is the end of the episode so delayed with the Audio 😭
    Or is it just me?

    • @exvangelica4271
      @exvangelica4271 Před 11 měsíci

      Not just you unfortunately

    • @hoopears
      @hoopears Před 11 měsíci

      VOD is messed up but the app is fine for me too!

  • @kristindesrochers174
    @kristindesrochers174 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Was anyone else’s audio not synced once it got to the alien talk? Ive restarted youtube like 3 times and theres no comments about it but im so confused

    • @exvangelica4271
      @exvangelica4271 Před 11 měsíci +4

      It's really messed up for me too

    • @connorvanhelsing4768
      @connorvanhelsing4768 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Same, the Howie Mendel talk doesn't have video at all and it's just crunched together, desyncs the end of the podcast hard

  • @marcmellow5573
    @marcmellow5573 Před 11 měsíci +11

    FYI crew, @ 1:58:33 on TV, once there is a cut here, the audio is out of sync from this point on. Only on my TV tho. This happens to me sometimes & i think its cuz they had to clip something out. Not sure if thats just me or not but thought id mention it in case theres something that can be done about it ✌️🫶

    • @natnatmb
      @natnatmb Před 11 měsíci +2

      me too😭😭 I thought I was alone, it sucks

    • @marcmellow5573
      @marcmellow5573 Před 11 měsíci

      @Natalie Barnes It happens to me w/ other creators videos too, it sucks!

  • @bronerariel
    @bronerariel Před 11 měsíci +4

    At about 1:58:00 the audio isn’t synced up when I watch on my TV but then when I watch on my phone it’s fine… I see other people having this problem too. Try watching on your phone instead and hopefully this works for you too 🤷‍♀️

  • @bert9596
    @bert9596 Před 11 měsíci +16

    17:14 Dan with the “Pick up those pickles 🤓”

  • @lovesarahbaby1
    @lovesarahbaby1 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Is anyone else having issues with audio not being synced to the video?

  • @samanthasofiaxx
    @samanthasofiaxx Před 11 měsíci +6

    the end of the video is all messed up.. audio isn’t lined up during the aliens are real segment

  • @overlysleepy
    @overlysleepy Před 11 měsíci +29

    my dog stopped going in my office when I locked her in a few times when i didnt realize she was inside with me. Alfredo might have been left down there on accident and hes avoiding that happening again.

  • @ashleydexter8722
    @ashleydexter8722 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I am literally obsessed with Dan. Dan can you please make more of an appearance? I love your stories, you’re such a great storyteller! 💚

  • @deanfragile
    @deanfragile Před 11 měsíci +7

    Audio totally out of sync just before alien segment 😢

  • @jakblue7724
    @jakblue7724 Před 11 měsíci +7

    THE END IS MESSED UP FIX THE AUDIO!

  • @noobist85
    @noobist85 Před 11 měsíci +95

    This whole alien story reminded me of a really great episode of X-Files in the format of a COPS episode. It's all coming around, like poetry.

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Před 11 měsíci +4

      Like poetry, it rhymes

    • @Luxioy0
      @Luxioy0 Před 11 měsíci +2

      It was such a cool Episode

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Etticos. RLM fans?

    • @gay4molemann
      @gay4molemann Před 11 měsíci +2

      YES! such a great ep

    • @noobist85
      @noobist85 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@Etticos. You get it 😏

  • @897daredevil
    @897daredevil Před 11 měsíci +9

    Audio desync at 1:58:36

  • @tommid2765
    @tommid2765 Před 11 měsíci +30

    Waking up to the 700 club in the middle of the night left me with religious trauma

    • @Daisydelamor
      @Daisydelamor Před 11 měsíci +1

      I was looking for you you are not alone

    • @sarahsue123
      @sarahsue123 Před 11 měsíci +1

      My mom sent me a video of it the other day cuz a lady we know was on there. I had no idea the 700 club was still a thing. Frightening.

    • @Daisydelamor
      @Daisydelamor Před 11 měsíci

      @@sarahsue123 omg even growing up Christian I thought those ppl are crazy

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 Před 11 měsíci +119

    One vaguely blurry frame of something that sorta kinda looks alien? I'm convinced. They are among us.

  • @janaharbour4933
    @janaharbour4933 Před 11 měsíci +42

    I’m a pickle girl, I’ve tried almost every kind of pickle, Klaussen pickles are the BEST. They’re pickled cold and the flavor in them is AMAZING. Highly recommend for my pickle squad

  • @Knurek007
    @Knurek007 Před 11 měsíci +23

    I am ashamed, but I chuckled at Zach doing "boobies" soundbites every time they show Bubbies pickles.

    • @user-ec5bj7rp9f
      @user-ec5bj7rp9f Před 11 měsíci

      do you know the new crew members name she wears glasses and they dont cut to her camera lot but she always stays silent i just wanna know who she is

  • @jessj7914
    @jessj7914 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Audio is messed up when they start talking about AGT

  • @madisonmejido2919
    @madisonmejido2919 Před 11 měsíci +4

    LOL when the camera went back and fourth from Gabe’s face to hills and Ethan back to gabe 😂

  • @empac8631
    @empac8631 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I love the random cuts to Gabe doing random shit. Finding him in the middle of the road just throwing pickles cause he doesn’t like them is almost as good as the time they cut to him painting all calmly and then to turn the canvas to show his picture was a stick woman pissing and shitting. Wabe.

  • @dcross0616
    @dcross0616 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Adin Ross saying “I STOPPED having Nazis on my stream, bruh!” Is such a Homelander line

  • @xtaintedx3l0vex
    @xtaintedx3l0vex Před 11 měsíci +3

    ghosts in Ethan's basement scaring Alfredo

  • @yaoifanfake
    @yaoifanfake Před 11 měsíci +61

    How come every time someone admits they’ve thought of murdering someone it’s from a Christian tik toker lol.

    • @hg13589
      @hg13589 Před 11 měsíci +11

      Cause theyre the craziest

    • @jacqueline3782
      @jacqueline3782 Před 11 měsíci +5

      You answered your own question, lol.

    • @hg13589
      @hg13589 Před 11 měsíci

      @@PrincessMeganLeigh christians be wild lol

  • @slloydh4077
    @slloydh4077 Před 11 měsíci +7

    anybody else getting a huge audio lag on this vid?

  • @pavlicious1734
    @pavlicious1734 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Did anyone else get the weird audio cut near the Alien segment and Ethan was talking about having to pay royalties to paparazzi for Howies photos?

    • @TashFizzy
      @TashFizzy Před 11 měsíci

      got some weird cut around 1:58 but there was nothing about howie left in?

    • @emjd
      @emjd Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah it messed up the audio sync for the rest of the episode for me

  • @thanh__
    @thanh__ Před 11 měsíci +5

    How come the audio and video are not synced?

  • @streetballer9697
    @streetballer9697 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Did anybody else audio go out of sync at when they we’re talking about howie?

  • @TheManBababooey
    @TheManBababooey Před 11 měsíci +8

    Just to let the team know that I think there’s a piece of the podcast cut from at the end of the trump segment but on my console it still had the original audio over the video, on my iphone it’s cut out and straight to aliens but on my ps5’s CZcams the video says it’s frozen but I’m hearing the cut out part.

    • @Elaubrey
      @Elaubrey Před 11 měsíci +3

      Same for me on my tv! I got so confused bc the video cut to the alien bit but the audio kept going on uncut. On my phone it's cut out also.

    • @TheManBababooey
      @TheManBababooey Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Elaubrey I’ve had this happen before with CZcams, I hope the family sees this before any issues happen.

  • @TheSturdyGaming
    @TheSturdyGaming Před 11 měsíci +5

    I think you guys tried to cut the legal segment but the audio is still in and messes up the sync of the last hour.

    • @heartlessbowser8056
      @heartlessbowser8056 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I’m having that problem too but only when I watch on my tv, for some reason it’s fine on my phone

    • @owl-of-athena
      @owl-of-athena Před 11 měsíci

      @@heartlessbowser8056 thank you! I didn’t think to try that.

    • @stephaniesibson5578
      @stephaniesibson5578 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It's gone completely unwatchable since that point on all devices but nobody else seems to be mentioning it! I'm glad the button helps them but the technical issues have been too much lol

    • @owl-of-athena
      @owl-of-athena Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@stephaniesibson5578 after i read the comment by @Heartless Bowser I tried watching it on my iPad instead of TV and the audio was fine. I can’t understand it, but I seems on some devices it is fine and on some devices the Howie audio didn’t get cut, so the rest of the pod audio is seriously off.

  • @natashacondi9139
    @natashacondi9139 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Is it just me or are the ads on this video INSANE LMFAOOO

  • @hambone9255
    @hambone9255 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Vod is messed up starting at the alien segment. Audio is way off

    • @hoopears
      @hoopears Před 11 měsíci

      yes!! fine on the app tho