Top Ten Funniest Amazon Answers
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- čas přidán 1. 08. 2024
- We're back with another episode of looking through the funniest amazon answers. We got some hilarious ones. Feel free to send me screenshots of funny amazon questions, answers and reviews you see for future shows :)
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@CameraConspiracies trying to reach you. Need your input. Check your email from candx...
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Feast your eyes on this comment section
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My favorite reply to a serious question is, I don't know I just got it yesterday and I haven't opened the box yet.
😂
Ok this needs to be a series. I can't stop laughing
5:55 made me laugh way more than i shouldve lol
#metoo
Glad to see you here bro. You'll learn nothing, but it will be cinematic!
my favorite channels comment each other omg.. have a nice day bro
My favourite Amazon answer... “I don’t know”.
I bought an exercise bike on Amazon & one of the reviewers said that seat was uncomfortable & in his own words described it as “Good bike but the seat’s a bit hard, after I’ve done 20 miles my arse feels like George Michael’s had a go!”
I had to buy it after such an honest review.
My favorite answers are the variations on "I don't know" and "I just bought it, ask the seller." People apparently think they're required to provide an answer if Amazon emails them a question. I suppose such people would be easy to rule over, but why bother?
Like this single answer I received to a question: "I don't know, my son has it and he is in Asia".
@@lechat613
Amazon seems to be watching these videos. I just noticed that these emails now have a link below the "Answer the question" button saying "I don't know the answer".
Mask wearing sheeple
6:08 had me rocking back-and-forth in my back-less office stool, squinting my eyes and my mouth open, gasping for breath in silence, trying to contain my laughter.
I'd like the video but there's no left handed thumbs up button. Sorry.
Except, it actually IS a left handed button. lol
At least it's not racist. Or is it?
“Use your foot asshole” was the best ! I love this !
Man I love the fact that we will never know what you’ll say next!!! Half the time I don’t think you know what you’re gonna say 🤣🤣🤣!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!
The much awaited sequel
Love it, needs to be repeated every couple of weeks
One of the best videos from you! 👍
Is this a left handed comment section?
No but this comment is.
Black
You need to make more of these! Very funny.
Gus pinkchicken??? I normally wait to like a video til I hear sum funny...didn’t realize it would be in the first 5 seconds lol
Pink chicken is the opposite of black cock
Lol, the y&es got me dude, woke my wife up with laughter. Great vid bud
When I heard Gus Pinkchicken I laughed out loud and woke my kids. Thanks.
I don't normally get emotional. But this video left me in tears. It was truly beautiful and heart-warming to see this. Seriously laughed the whole time.
From now on I am gonna answer questions like that on amazon, to see another video from you 🤣
You probably won't see this, but these are my favorite videos you do.
love these Amazon Answers series
"I'm left handed. Would this knife still work for me?"
"Maybe."
"Maybe?"
"Yes. It depends on how many left hands you have. You need at least three to use this knife."
Honestly I don't care that much about cameras but I watch this channel just for this guy. Hilarious.
I almost died of laughter watching this. Why do people think they have to answer the questions?? lol! Thanks!
🤣🤣🤣 All this time my cupboards have been filled with left handed mugs and glasses?
He went to try downloading Netflix but then he took an arrow to the knee.
Man, I love the shout out to the NX1 in every episode lol
Once the item eventually goes to Canada, a book about in here in Aus is released, followed by a 10% chance of it coming in 6 months, the chance gets lower from there
And don't insult left handers. I'm quite offended.
YOU NEED TO DO SO MANY MORE OF THESE! Those comments were hilarious man! I was dying!
Thankyou for this video waiting for it give us these Amazon videos every week
I used to be obsessed about my AMZ reviewer ranking (up to 5000 ish) and then one day I took a look at myself in the mirror and was saddened.
@Coo Koo That I was wasting 000's of hours taking pictures of products and writing reviews when I could be doing more productive things like creating funny videos for youtube. :)
This is why our planet is the laughing stock of the galaxy.
It's not a planet, just ask flat earth Santa.
@@wrcwrcaldas come on man everyone knows santa aint real...
@@wrcwrcaldas Earth is hollow, just like many other natural planets that were created by ejected material from a star/sun. As the material spins and cools in space, centrifugal force pushes the inside matter outwards, which creates openings at the poles. Earth has a large opening at the north pole, while the south pole hole has been frozen closed for a very long time.
@@StarshipGhost So there is a hole at the North Pole right to the centre and through the earth, all the way to the South Pole? Is that where Santa lives....
@@DrunkDelilahBrewery The planet is hollow, with openings at the poles. One is frozen closed.
This might be the funniest thing I've seen on CZcams. I actually shed tears. Thank you man 😂
Haha my favourite CC time of year :)
I laughed so much! Looking forward to the next vid.
Took me two years to find a left handed screwdriver and glass hammer - still looking for a left handed toolbox so I can store them properly next to my tin of tartan paint.
While you are at it, also look up metric hammers and electric rulers.
I could watch these Amazon Answer videos forever.
Request! Do more these kind of reactions. Really suit you❤️ natural humour
On my search for my first camera in many many years I came across camera conspiracies. Your sense of humour alone has me watching every new episode even though I already chose a camera.
10:00 Dude you've been in Thailand long enough to recognize these characters.
Yeah. Shocking?
Influencers talk to their viewers as all potential winners of their raffle.
Legends talk to their viewers knowing that most of them already lost the raffle before it was even drawn.
Thanks for the laughs. Too few of these videos.
All answers about the towel size were correct. It's 20x30 before you wash them in a sanitize cycle and just shy of 17 by 20 after the wash.
Dude you had me laughing non stop seriously keep these coming... people are peaking into my office wondering what i am watching... ha
Kasey: "Hi my name is Gus pink chicken nice to meet you. I've been known to shop around on amazon.ca, the Canadian version that has nothing that you want. You search up, oh look at that in America. Canadian site there's like maybe a book about it. The things you want its not here yet".
Me: HAHAHAHA and fell off my chair.
This Samsung is the best ever.
Desperate customer:
Apple is an American company but where was the actual product made?
Random customer:
NO
Ded at Gus Pinkchicken LOL
Kasey, you should start a "Comment Conspiracies" channel...
Sorry, but UFC Conspiracies is next in line.
@ - I'm down with that.
LOL this was so funny! Thank you for the humour.
I'm not left handed can I watch you videos still? Y&es!
When you roast Tony, it makes my day just a little bit better, lol.
Brilliant, you should be making these videos all day
Obviously the keyboard was quantum mechanical.
Bloody hell, just randomly found your video... so funny! thank you so much, made my day!
looking forward to more of these, very funny.
Thanks for my daily dose of laughs.
So Gus Pinkchicken is into left handed organic towels.
Love these dude, keep it up 😂
Pls, make a video about how overpriced and useless Hasselbad cameras are.
Haha. I rented one then saw the review of 3 men and couldn't understand how they could like it so much. I think the second version got better though. But then again, I still love nikon dslrs. I know I'm behind the times.
@@manilamartin1001 Yeah, exactly... It's funny how all these "pro photographers" are defending it. If Sony came out with, let's say, hypothetical A9R, that had 100MP sensor.. but had the same slow user interface, the autofocus would have 25% hit rate for STILL images, and had such overpriced glass, no IBIS, took a minute to boot up... and even if they sold it for a third of the price of the Hasselblad counterpart, the hate speech would rain upon them. Yet, the Hassy is considered to be a "luxurious" item (and also is as useless as luxurious items tend to be) and "pros" are saying how these "features" (which are really heavy disadvantages) cause you to be more "intentional" and "in the moment", "more relaxed"...
Makes as much sense as making a video about how a Ferrari or a Gucci bag is overpriced. Hassy and Leica are luxury products. They are only priced at what people will pay and do not compete with other brands on the same level. Just like Ferrari does not compete with Ford.
Hasselblad makes cameras for dentists.
@@TheNanofiber Yet here we are, watching video about Top Ten Funniest Amazon Answers by Camera Conspiracies... What's the point of watching such video? The same as watching a funny critique video about Hassys. Entertainment...
Please do this more!
3:50 - some high-end kitchen knives are not symmetrical, especially the Japanese knives. But then for a normal knife asking this question... LOL
Sure, we have Amazon. But you have Tim Hortons.
Okay I'll let you in on a little known secret VP, knife blades, generally, are sharpened on ONE EDGE to make them cut nice and straight for right handed users. Right handed people will argue with me but lefties know I'm right. It takes some time and attention to find knives that are nice to use for lefties. If I try to cut straight through a veggie or anything with a right sharpened knife it's swoop severely left and screw up the cut. I know this is true, I've lived it forever! Plus if you look closely at the blade you can see it too. I have a few favorite knives that I've accumulated and I cherish them.
Please do more! ahahaha So funny!
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I love these videos!
Funny thing ,most of the e-stores and selling platforms are changing their interface throughout the years,yet amazon is still as i first explored it .I have to scroll down for half a minute to see in tiny letters every possible spec & information and to click 5 times before a payment confirmation ,just to see how much are the shipping costs and the total value. After a couple of months ,i get an email from amazon advertising this product.
Funniest so far!
These are some of my favorite vids. You are very funny. Even if you're not 100% organic. This week anyway.
Totally need more episodes of this!
Was also wondering, if i bought some of your songs off of bandcamp, would it be fine to use them sometime as background music for my own videos (linking to your channel, of course)? 🤔
Not as if i had something coming where i needed it right now, but i could totally imagine it, since it works so great for that purpose in your videos 😅
Damn..... This is hilarious!
🤯 After spending some time in thailand you didn't recognize the alphabet (not Somalia) ? Loved the video, laughed a lot! Genius!
The guy who's downloading netflix is still going strong. 4.8% downloaded on his 0.5Mbit line so far.
There's such a thing as a knife with an asymmetrical edge grind, so handedness *can* matter.
I was about to write the same thing and than thought, ah what the hell
@@VogMasu Well there might be innocent children reading through the comments and I couldn't allow them to be misled.
I only buy left handed toilet paper. It costs $300 a roll, but it just works.
Do this weekly please.
Left handed mug.....looool
@9:44 That was a good cut.
I’ve been known to shop around on Amazon myself lol
You had me fucking rolling on this video. Gold!
i've taken myself away from important youtube surfing to suggest you drop everything and move to Olive Branch Mississippi.
Can I use a left handed lightbulb with a right handed light switch ? Which side of the room will it light ? Will the dark side be scary ?
Never give away the NX1. We need you to keep it to compare with upcoming cameras, maybe in 2025 some camera catches up with it.
Left Handed Mug ☕️..... LOL
im always waiting for someone to just walk in the door. IDK why, but i look forward to it with each new video. Alas, it never happens....
I read reviews all the time on Amazon. I see crazy answers like this all the time! So, thanks for funny comments.
I love all of my cannonikon cameras, more than my parents loved me.
Funny, keep doing these
The lefthanded struggles are real my friend. You don't know...you weren't there bro!!
Well, for Canon R5/R6 footage, there are the M1 Macs now, like the Mac Mini...
To be fair, my mother has a knife sharpener with a handle, that you cannot use left-handed. You can turn it around, but then the sharpening pieces don't work properly.
Look I can't concentrate on the rest of the vid when I'm laughing my ass off at these names
"There's no left handed mug." 😂
i clicked the Samsung NX1 link in your description. under
"Products related to this item" there were at least 4 literal toilets.
A Cannon camera is useful for pirates.
So funny!
"Bingo arms" @7:59
Will this video Tipe show thing provide for me laughters?
Y&es
by, Capt. Tim
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🎣 This is the best pair of socks I've never bought from Canada.
Karen now works at Amazon Canada, in the Left Handed Products Division.