@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem breaking news gabe newell changed numbers they are these now 1,2,alyx,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 please dont use the more then 2 and less then 4 ever again
Player: *Kills 10 players in a minute* Gabe: Hello, this is Gabe Newell you seem suspicious to me, perhaps I will block your account, thanks and have fun
@@tiMouu2001i cant even tell what you mean. But I don't think you have to know him in real life to know he's a great guy. The good valve has done in the industry is alone enough, he is the one that makes sure horrible things dont happen and when the community is mad, they correct course. Microtransactions are their only sin, but in their games they aren't even close to required. Some stuff valve has done for the industry: made gaming on Linux work. They almost single handedly funded and developed Proton, working with big names in gaming to make anti cheats compatible as well. Steam deck, you actually own that hardware, you can do whatever you want with it and they have a video showing you how to replace parts yourself. That is a big deal while other tech companies are going so far as to make each individual part be assigned an ID and if you replace it, the OS wont even let you use it, essentially forcing you to go through them for fixes. Steam sales, essentially giving games away in some cases. After a few years their own games, despite being absolute masterpieces they could continue selling for $50-$60, they lower prices and then have sales on top of that. Mods, CS was based on a mod. L4d was based on a mod. They give you their sdk for free to make your own mods and have a place in Steam where you can upload them and download them, through Steam. They totally embrace it while companies like Rockstar try to prevent it.
@@Alex-futro No, His name is Gabe Newell. Gaben is a nickname. the n in gaben stands for his last name. Youll sometimes see it spelled GabeN because the capital N is for Newell.
*i actually dont know anything about dota, but if i hear "Hello This is Gabe Newell, Thanks for Playing Dota. Double Kill."* *Would bring me into the game*
Gabe's Mom: Shouldn't you be teaching my little boy how to count to 3?! Gabe's Kindergarten Teacher: No it's okay I don't need to he'll learn himself *50 years later...*
The Mental and Awake, when they announced Artifact, gaben also said that they have 3 more game projects. But NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT TILL THEY ANNOUNCE IT. Seriusly, WHY THE DUCK EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT VALVE NOT DOING GAMES, WHILE GABEN SAID THAT THEY HAVE 3 GAME PROJECTS.
It seems to be a funny response but I think he is serious. He openly admitted that Valve suffers from intellectual burn-out and is not capable of making Half-Life 3 or Portal 3, and they also don't see any reason to attempt Team Fortress 3, DOTA3, Left4Dead3. Remember the legendary "EA in a nutshell" video???? In that video Valve were the good guys. Now...Steam and online multiplayer gaming has transformed them into the same type of company as EA...it is all about keeping old projects running with little to no effort, milking the cow, just without EA's mafia-esque Studio-swallowing imperialism and the tendencies to make franchise-ruining last installments. But, that good old creative high quality Valve is not Valve anymore. If the game nerd founder who is at the top asks for motivation to finish one of the greatest game series ever, well, you know shit is real and it will never happen. He turned to the dark side and is happy with his fuck you money. The game maker inside him is dead and there is no Luke Skywalker coming to save Gabe.
Half life 3 Portal 3 Team fortress 3 Left for dead 3 Dota 3 Ok if you have problem with number 3 I won't bother if your next game name will be half life 4 or more than 2 whatever
This is the most amazing thing that happened to D2. I thought i would never change my Rick and Morty announcer, but this is even better. Using it for almost 2 years now, and still laughing at it sometimes
![Yatoro Juggernaut Super Saiyan Blademaster - Dota 2 Pro Gameplay [Watch & Learn]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ngkh-NSfnJA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Eminem - Houdini [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/22tVWwmTie8/mqdefault.jpg)
Gabe can't say 3, it goes against his programming.
It's cursed number in Valve HQ, saying it will cause the end of the world.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he said it before on the conference with the glados blue screen of death because "updating a 3 year old game"
@Diamond Miner videos no gabe sometimes gets rid of the fear of the ancient curse , and speaks what he wants to say ! what a brave man !
no no no, it goes 1, 2, alyx.
Girl: three
Gabe: Alyx?
Alyx is Half Life 1.5
@@strayfu lol
A y e
@@herp_derpingson Technically Half Life 0.5
@@sebastianavalos4888 Its between HL 1 and HL2
I love Gabe's polite voice.
In an age where everyone is hysteric, loud, more, energetic, he is just calm and polite.
Maybe the key is not saying three
It's a breath of fresh air
It's fake
@@fg009letyrds8
yeah, it's AI generated.
In 2018.
LMAO
It's only Americans that are obnoxious like that
Player: *Kills 3 guys*.
Gabe: "Hello this is Gabe Newell. You've just killed Alyx people."
alyx is now a number
according to his gabens language
@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem breaking news gabe newell changed numbers they are these now 1,2,alyx,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 please dont use the more then 2 and less then 4 ever again
@@jdjdgaming 1,2, ep1, ep2, alyx, ...
Player: *Kills 10 players in a minute*
Gabe: Hello, this is Gabe Newell you seem suspicious to me, perhaps I will block your account, thanks and have fun
All memes aside, Gaben has an exceptional voice.
I find it oddly calming
Thanks and have fun
thanks and have fun
It's GABE
"Meme" the fucker ignored his fans completely in order to get more money.
I just love that Gabe really embraced the memes
He is fun without " hello fellow kids " props prob goes to Slacks. He has done a few skits with gaben now.
He's great
@@Vidrigsson **sad Kaci noises**
im not wearing underwear
Lmao
I want the calm gabe saying “you have just achieved first blood”
Thank you and have fun.
Well that’s one way to make players more calm and less toxic
2+
Same,an 1% chance of it happening would be cool actually
gg "no command"
I really appreciate and adore Gabe for just running with this gag. He's such an amazing guy.
yes you really know him. In Realife XD double faces
@@tiMouu2001i cant even tell what you mean. But I don't think you have to know him in real life to know he's a great guy. The good valve has done in the industry is alone enough, he is the one that makes sure horrible things dont happen and when the community is mad, they correct course. Microtransactions are their only sin, but in their games they aren't even close to required.
Some stuff valve has done for the industry: made gaming on Linux work. They almost single handedly funded and developed Proton, working with big names in gaming to make anti cheats compatible as well. Steam deck, you actually own that hardware, you can do whatever you want with it and they have a video showing you how to replace parts yourself. That is a big deal while other tech companies are going so far as to make each individual part be assigned an ID and if you replace it, the OS wont even let you use it, essentially forcing you to go through them for fixes. Steam sales, essentially giving games away in some cases. After a few years their own games, despite being absolute masterpieces they could continue selling for $50-$60, they lower prices and then have sales on top of that. Mods, CS was based on a mod. L4d was based on a mod. They give you their sdk for free to make your own mods and have a place in Steam where you can upload them and download them, through Steam. They totally embrace it while companies like Rockstar try to prevent it.
IKR
They: Say triple kill
Gabe: Alyxmurder
согласен
sounds sick ngl
@НИГГАКИЛЛЕР я знаю товарищ
is there even motivation for HL 3
LMAO
Girl: Just say three
Gabe: vietnam flashbacks
Vietnam?
nugget xuyên lục địa nói về quá khứ k tốt ý :v
@@trbnghuy15902 cũng có người Việt xem à :v
@@mrdwanlmao it's a meme.
ching cheng hanji
Fan: *makes fun of famous person*
Normal famous person: *anger*
Gaben: *makes fun of himself instead*
Chalkeaters are another perfect example of that since March, 29th.
@@spakeschannel yup, at this point it seems really self-aware, to the point of being hopeful.
Maybe the three is real...
"I am not wearing underwear."
Normal people : angryyyyy
Gaben Newell: just make it become money makee
Should`ve say "Famous sissy", though.
Gabe: double kill
Just say it with a bit more energy
Gabe: Double Kill
lol
lol
lol
lol
LoL
I love how he understand the "3" jokes
but at the same time he just ignored it and then 12vr45678910
Arcadocean 😂
But, more important, what is his motivation?
Half-Life 4 confirmed
What is that code?
Oh nvm, its 2 am here and I have not eaten yet and I haven't finished my project
We want Half life more than 2 but less than 4.
half life 2 episode 1
Half life 2,5
Vulpes Inculta We wont go quietly
I laughed way too fucking hard.
3 minute video ..
3 people in video
Dota 3 coming soon
CS 3.0 Coming soon
Half Life 3 Coming soon
TF 3 Coming Soon
2:04 ... I *love* how he calls himself Gaben. So great.
no shit his names gaben 🤔 or should he call himself eric
@@Alex-futro No, His name is Gabe Newell. Gaben is a nickname. the n in gaben stands for his last name. Youll sometimes see it spelled GabeN because the capital N is for Newell.
@@Alex-futro ....Yeah... his name is Gabe.
N is just the initial of his last name...
This thread is hilarious
@@Alex-futro Nope, im Eric, he is Gaben
Sometimes it dawns and me that GabeN has a kid and probably doesn't realize how epic his Dad is.
my god. your right
Kid grown up and making his own games
Gaben's son is like 30 years old and has his own game studio. He definitely knows.
Awesome. He probably has a copy of half life 3 to himself lol
Gabe probably just forgot his son's 3rd birthday, other than that, he is probably a good dad
*Introducing : Amazon Gabe*
Gabe, play Despacito
Urso Churrasqueira *starts to bark*
If that exists, I will instantly buy that shit
MISTA SAMSUNG MIRANA FUNNY MOMENT !
czcams.com/video/X5xiQLfM9O8/video.html
Human: Gabe how far is it to the closest kfc
Gabe: hello my name is Gabe have fun
*Introducing: Gabe Newell 2*
@K.O no Gabe Newel 2.5
*,,Gabe newell more than 2 and less than 4''*
The gabening
Gabe Newell 2 Episode 1
Gabe Newell will have battle royale
1:27 that "i don't understand" is really genuine
I would really like this to be a real voice pack in any game
But it is, though
@@em_the_bee well now my dream has completed
@@ms.cannibal5190 but it came out on the next day after this video
*Gets a triple kill*
Gabe: "That's the only 3 you're getting"
"greater than 2, smaller than 4 kills"
I JUST GOT WHY GABE WAS CONFUSED
I GET IT NOW! OMFG! WOOOOW. Gabe has an irrational fear of the number 3.
LOL
@@iWhisperASMR No he has no vocabulary for word 3.
Still can't count to three. Good God Gabe.
First Blood, Double Kill, Double Kill: Episode One, Ultra Kill. Rampage.
Yeah as he said what's his motivation when fucking steam is more profitable than 100 half lifes
333 likes
@@Starkillerscat not anymore
damnit
This is what you've been waiting for
Say one, two, and four!
that song shows even more about how self aware Gabe and valve is
"What's my motivation" my life in a nutshell
I’m wondering how many people have actually emailed Gabe to tell him about their rampage
alot of people. every now and then on dota 2 subreddit people even get email back from GabeN.
NiXsSs TheRandomGuy
Peak GabeN
i emailed him to ask for free games lol
I did...
@@winterwyvern3782 He probably got a ton of emails so he probably didn't get to yours yet "These things they take time"
It's surprising due to the fact that he was born on the *3rd* of November.
*OHOHO THE IRONY!!*
More than two but less than four-rd of November*
it's VR of November
No he was born on the more than 2 but less than fourth
November 2 episode 1
You've just achieved Double Kill: Episode 1.
"say three"
*And i took that personally*
Honestly I would of liked the versions were he says “hello, this is gabe newell”
same
Those are in the pack.
Love the meme
Yeah he does say that
But, what is his motivation tho?
Omg this is awesome.
You've killed more than 2 people... But less than 4
Hahahahahahahaha
Is it awesome? All it reminds us of is that we're not getting sequels to our favorite games :E
He's toying with us dammit!
but what's my motivation?...
I want portal and half-life morethan2butlessthan4
I love how Gaben just embraces his meme status
Gabe truly is an amazing person.
Everyone: "Gabe, what is more than 2 and less than 4?"
Gabe: "Lots of things: 2.1, 2.5, 2.9, 2.901, 2.902, 2.911, 2.92...."
@Brutal Beat 2.124, 2.995, 2.65
2.(0) to 2.(9)
*[Insert any real number]*
@Brutal Beat you *DARE* put the number that is more than 2 and less than 4 in that sentence
2 episode 2... alyx... hand lab...
But what’s my moti...
*_MONEY GABE, IT’S MONEY_*
Actually making half life 3 will be less profitable and quite Risky, they can make more money by just selling games from steam in less than a year.
@@georgefenrirbitadze4757 What?
@@arfn1973 ????
@@georgefenrirbitadze4757 Why you say is risky and less profitable?
@@arfn1973 because it is
I love the "Hi, I'm Gabe Newell, and you've just achieved first blood"
*i actually dont know anything about dota, but if i hear "Hello This is Gabe Newell, Thanks for Playing Dota. Double Kill."*
*Would bring me into the game*
Slacks and Kaci are some of the best parts of the pro scene too!
These were the actual voice lines released.. so yes
'I don't understand'
The joke Is gabe can't count to 3
@@zekken1511 yeah what you said
r/whoosh
Twice
Everyone always get it wrong. There are four o’s in the subreddit’s name. r/woooosh
No. 3: **exist**
Gaben: *Gaben.exe has been stopped*
XD
*An unexpected error has occured with file Gaben.exe. Please restart your computer and try again.*
Reminds me of half-life more than 2 less than 4...
wdym No. 3 "exists"?
Fuck You G Fat!
" But what's my motivation " LMAO i died
He is too pure for this world. I love him. Gabe, please give me a hug.
**video is 3 minutes long**
He doesn't know yet.
Left 4 dead 3 confirmed
No, it's 189 seconds long...duh
and 9 seconds, which is a multiple of a number which is *MORE THAN **_TWO_** AND LESS THAN **_FOUR_*
3 people in the video
Gaben:
Half Life
Half Life 2
*ORANGE BOX*
XDD
Box = B-O-X 3 letters = Half Life 3 confirmed
*I dont understand*
Rixo 4554 Half-Life ALYX
ALYX = A-L-Y-X 4 letters = Half-Life 4 confirmed
Half life: Alyx
Gabe's Mom: Shouldn't you be teaching my little boy how to count to 3?!
Gabe's Kindergarten Teacher: No it's okay I don't need to he'll learn himself
*50 years later...*
This is the greatest promotional video to ever exist
Ok they acknowleged it,it's been 11 years but they acknowleged it,this is a start...
I think they've been acknowledging it for a while. Like, in the past couple years. But I may be wrong.
They've acknowledged it many many times, they just don't give a shit
Well they did say they're going back to making games,so maybe they do now!
Hopefully, but hopefully it's games other than "Artifact", eck. Lol
I still remember the crowd's reactions,it was priceless!
Gaben in preschool:
Teacher: Can you count to ten for me
Gaben: 1,2 uhhhh, 2 episode 1, 2 episode 2, Alyx
:D
...Artifact?
Wouldn’t alyx go between 1 and 2?
It's more like
"Portal, Portal 2, Portal Bridge Constructor"
@@larniieplayz6285 Not really, but for spoiler reasons I won't say why.
At this point I would even take “Portal More than 2 but Less than 4”
It's nice to know who's behind these voiceovers for the game I adore :) Congratulations, Gabe!
Gaben: I fear no man, but that thing
*3*
Gaben: It scares me
Ok
Ok
Ok
Gaben give me my money back
*з*
"more than 2 and less than 4" Just take my money already
"Half life more than 2 and less than 4" announced
Does sound better than a simple triple kill
You mean half life 2.5?
left 4 dead 2 confirmed
I still use this pack to this day. loving every second of it. All hail gaben.
G Ape
Yes
Monke all along
dota 2 i khel ve alo
When gaben counts
*1, 2,more than 2 less than 4, 4, 5...*
*Half Life More Than 2 Less Than 4 Confirmed*
You mean *HALF LIFE 2.5???*
khayyam Al no its half life 2.1 and 2.2
Oh yeah?
@@khayyamal9207 oh yeah yeah
@@Funkoh what is this kingdom hearts? kappa
Gabe is awesome! Imagine PC gaming if he didn't exist. We are so very lucky for everything he's done in gaming and technology.
"Just say Half Life 3"
"But what's my motivation?"
Is Valve actually communicating with us?
Jani Johnny I think he is
Nah.
Yep. The same way as in this video.
uh Valvegina
Simple. He said it. "What's my motivation". Aka no reason to make half life 3
There's 3 people in this video. Half life 3 confirmed guys!!
no it's, more than 2 and less than 4
What is this weird half an 8 symbol you're using
and cameramen?
It doesn't count if they're not in the same room :)
BDawg You mean the same shot
we didn’t see anyone besides 3 people
there was probably a bigger crew filming this
Even though i quit dota2 few years ago 🤣 his voice really calming me
People like to meme him. But he seems such a pretty chill guy.
Half-Life: More then 2, less then 4
XDD
Valve : part 1 players : shi
Dark Wolf-Than*
dang it i was about to write that 😅
Half Life: MR2LT4 would be good
Valve make me a game.
“I don’t understand.”
xKarma _
Artifact is a thing.
By game i think he means 3d-open world game, not something that was probably created in 3 months and is still in major development
The Mental and Awake, when they announced Artifact, gaben also said that they have 3 more game projects.
But NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT TILL THEY ANNOUNCE IT.
Seriusly, WHY THE DUCK EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT VALVE NOT DOING GAMES, WHILE GABEN SAID THAT THEY HAVE 3 GAME PROJECTS.
Александр Семихатский sorry, you are right I should of gotten more excited for a Portals bridge simulator and a cards game. My apologies.
That actually made me laugh out my mouth XD
His voice sounds like an angel.
He's actually got a really great voice
*-Half Life 3-*
*Half Life more than 2 and less than 4 * confirmed
Vicondra Half Life 2.5?
4 - 0.5?
01:37 "But whats my motivation" (to say "three"). Damn thats deep!
money
also it's not deep at all wtf are you talking about, it's always about the money, besides it's not like he creates the games himself
@@caracal4361 Never seen a better textbook example of /whooosh
@@caracal4361 man valve is unique company that doesn't really care about only money
It seems to be a funny response but I think he is serious. He openly admitted that Valve suffers from intellectual burn-out and is not capable of making Half-Life 3 or Portal 3, and they also don't see any reason to attempt Team Fortress 3, DOTA3, Left4Dead3. Remember the legendary "EA in a nutshell" video???? In that video Valve were the good guys. Now...Steam and online multiplayer gaming has transformed them into the same type of company as EA...it is all about keeping old projects running with little to no effort, milking the cow, just without EA's mafia-esque Studio-swallowing imperialism and the tendencies to make franchise-ruining last installments. But, that good old creative high quality Valve is not Valve anymore. If the game nerd founder who is at the top asks for motivation to finish one of the greatest game series ever, well, you know shit is real and it will never happen. He turned to the dark side and is happy with his fuck you money. The game maker inside him is dead and there is no Luke Skywalker coming to save Gabe.
He's a great actor. Should do more stuff like this.
He should do ASMR
Meanwhile in rockstar games:
Director: JUST SAY 6! 6!!!!!!!!
CEO of rockstar games: The Number before 7 and after 5...?
LMAO YOU ARE GOLDEN
We can also make a new meme that rockstar can’t count to 6 and not gonna lie I checked all of their games and none of them had a 6 in them
good idea
@@serge4192 thanks
VALVe and Rockstar has something in common, they can’t do shit with multiple of 3
*"This'll take 30 mins"*
*Takes Over 10 hours*
Yup. That's the valve marketing team alright.
no, that's accurate Valve Time.
@@IndianTelephone give or take a few weeks
30 minute= half life 3?
Fuck add 8 years or more
Took Icefrog and 3 some people to develop 100+ heroes in less than 5 years. Took valve to develop 1 heroe in 5 years ... Good job Valve. Good Job ..
His voice is pure ASMR
Just remove his fingers,leave 3 and ask him how many fingers he have
He have Alyx fingers
"What's my motivation?" deserves to be a rampage line.
Gabe as a child counting numbers be like:
1,2,I dont understand,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
HAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
This is very funnny
mabe we need ask him to make half life i dont understand??
That was she said
1 2 episode 1 episode 2 Alyx 4 5 6 7 8 9
1:20
Girl:....THREE.....
GABEN: *I DONT UNDERSTAND*
Valve can't count to 3 confirmed
This comment has 333 likes
Hahahah lmao
Girl? She is Kacy
Deep)
I'm rewatching this clip more than 2 and less than 4 years
I wish we can get Left 4 Dead "more than 2, less than 4" soon 😌
No need
Everyone: 3... say it with me: thr-
Gabe: Artifact
LMFAO
LOOOOOL
Your image says every thing
Gabe: Alyx
Artifact 2
This guy had a bad childhood when he was 3 years old
Paradoxine I *CAN’T* like this. It has 33 likes.
69 likes xdddddd!!!
you mean alyx years old?
he didn't reached 3 years old
He just shifted into the astral plane for that year
This video was uploaded more than 2 but less than 4 years ago.
Gabe Newell has an unparalleled lower back strength.
He was literally standing there for hours.
You've killed more than 2, and less than 4.
Okay well now we need Half Life more than 2 and less than 4.
Half Life 2.5?
@@tappajaav Half life 4-(2+1)
Half Life 1 confirmed!!!!
just create HALF LIFE 4 ALREADY
@@loftyboar2186 so does this mean Gabe never knew *"THIRD REICH"*
Gabe's trolling on purpose since he's paid by the hour
He's technically paying them by the hour
@@shiftless215 yeah, I know the joke just wanted to comment
you ruined it by your obvious statement
@@youneskasdi drunk me didn't care at the time
1:56 His Nails :S
he don’t love Number 3, Because He didn’t make windows 3
Half life 3
Portal 3
Team fortress 3
Left for dead 3
Dota 3
Ok if you have problem with number 3 I won't bother if your next game name will be half life 4 or more than 2 whatever
Look, they'll make Left 4 Dead Free someday... just to get away from the 3...
where's the Ricochet 3 at
Payday 3
It's a good thing they know when to stop milking shit.
Half-life more then 2 but less then 4 game teaser
2:35 I see 3 gabe newells. idk.
Haaaayyyyy same here
YHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
Half life 3 confirmed
What's half life?
I unironically love Gaben, even if he’s a triskaphobe.
Okay guy from 3 days ago
@@anthonygavin1425 haha, from 3 hours ago
@@piwykk no u
A what
@@lq3552 He’s scared of the number 3
2018:нее
2019:рано еще
2020:самое время вылезти в рекомендациях..
Один русский
4
His gurgling at the beginning...
So Gabe was the boomer in L4D the whole time!
yes they motion captured Gabe for the boomer
@@pierreo33 I thought o heard a vortigaunt
Ok boomer
There is a mod on the L4D2 steam workshop that replaces the male boomers face with Gabe's.
That's pudge
*THIS PROOF THAT GABEN CANNOT COUNT TO 3*
Lapis Lazuli btw techies has line : who said we cant count to three , huh?
This video was made more than 2 but less than 4 years ago
This is the most amazing thing that happened to D2. I thought i would never change my Rick and Morty announcer, but this is even better. Using it for almost 2 years now, and still laughing at it sometimes
*Hello Im Gaben Nawell you just achieved first blood Thanks and have fun!*
And my favorite class is the Spy.
Since we will never get HL3... Can you just release HL4?
Maybe this would actually happen? Cause if everyone dies in hl3 , which they'll never release. They could just release hl4 with a new story
Actually half Life 4 was real but was scrapped
Half-Life more than 2 but less than 4
@@sml2k186 return to ravenholm?
Someone give this guy an award!
I love how he turns towards them after he speaks his line and nods confirmingly with his head. so adorable.
Adorable? 🤨
Three being out of his vocabulary is canon and it’s all I’ve ever wanted
Do you guys not have a phone?
Oh, wrong company
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nice
epic
que buen chiste xdxd ajajjaa
XD
Billizard is good company 😂
Gabe: *whats 3?*
Dota 3..??
Portal 3
More than 2 and less than 4 xd
Him not understanding 3 had me rolling
Just give me an example of any other CEO of any industry possible that is as memed and praised as our lord and savior, Lord GabeN.
Bill GAYtes
Jeff Kaplen
Elon Musk
@@ULTRAOutdoorsman probably 500 people had South Park episodes about them.
Todd "God" Howard