5-Minute Crafts Makes the Worst Life Hacks of All Time

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  • Life Hacks are neat little tricks that are supposed to make your life easier. These ones don't though...
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  • @jacobbryan2056
    @jacobbryan2056 Před 3 lety +3688

    5-Minute Crafts: An Unbridled Rage

  • @thclmn
    @thclmn Před 3 lety +7510

    5 Minute crafts be like:
    "Do you have an uncomfortable bed?"
    "Get hit by a car so you can sleep in a hospital bed."

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 Před 11 měsíci +27

    The match trick actually has the big issue of being spontaneously combustible. 15 years of scouting and I know not to pack matches against the side that makes them catch fire.

  • @madisonlee2203
    @madisonlee2203 Před 2 lety +221

    The intense breathing with the barbie hangers had me legit laughing outloud 😂

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms Před 6 měsíci +6

      Proof that Sid from Toy Story works for 5-Minute Crafts.

  • @marys4038
    @marys4038 Před 3 lety +16136

    I’ve seen a lot of people make fun of five minute crafts, but the whole “increasingly angry and passive aggressive informercial” vibe of this made it the funniest I’ve seen lol

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames Před 3 lety +105

      agreed lol

    • @ssbbiskewl
      @ssbbiskewl Před 3 lety +429

      "Increasingly angry and passive aggressive infomercial" needs to become it's own genre of video!

    • @abijo5052
      @abijo5052 Před 3 lety +69

      This and drew goodens one where he tries to recreate them are my favourite

    • @Detective_Grav
      @Detective_Grav Před 3 lety +20

      I'm the 1k like

    • @marys4038
      @marys4038 Před 3 lety +8

      Gravity Vs The Forces Of Universe congrats lol

  • @fairlyoddsanjay
    @fairlyoddsanjay Před 3 lety +2741

    "Are you tired of using pans? Understandable, only 2% of the population are pansexuals anyway."
    Peak comedy.

  • @Arya-mm8tu
    @Arya-mm8tu Před 9 měsíci +39

    Love the fact that Jay gets slightly more insane with each "life hack"

  • @TheAngryLibrarian
    @TheAngryLibrarian Před 2 lety +25

    This had me laughing my ass off the whole time, but the one that absolutely killed me was, "Did you know you can put little figures in soap... and then they'll... be in the soap?"

  • @cube5602
    @cube5602 Před 3 lety +10762

    5-minute crafts be like:
    Is your car to big for you garage?
    Cut it in half.

    • @pramodikakilladi7340
      @pramodikakilladi7340 Před 3 lety +545

      And you can glue it back whenever you wanna use it

    • @pramodikakilladi7340
      @pramodikakilladi7340 Před 3 lety +176

      @Sally Nathalia yesssss who doesn't like those creepy heads glued everywhereeee😍

    • @pramodikakilladi7340
      @pramodikakilladi7340 Před 3 lety +73

      @Sally Nathalia oooo yess that's the best part of itttt!! I'mma go actually do it

    • @biue_beetie927
      @biue_beetie927 Před 3 lety +50

      Sally Nathalia and the legos

    • @biue_beetie927
      @biue_beetie927 Před 3 lety +52

      Sally Nathalia yup, melt it and put the liquid car into ice cube molds, don’t worry if it doesn’t work after this, just hot glue some large LEGO wheels to it, then your car will be up and running again

  • @ButtonMasherReal
    @ButtonMasherReal Před 3 lety +7090

    5-Minute Crafts: Terrible solutions to problems that don't exist.

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 3 lety +331

      But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray

    • @hashirama8388
      @hashirama8388 Před 3 lety +149

      @kitty and meow kats rule Okay cool.
      But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

    • @benguanming
      @benguanming Před 3 lety +116

      ¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɯɐu ʎɯ sᴉ ʎɥM okay cool. But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

    • @samuelbarbosad.964
      @samuelbarbosad.964 Před 3 lety +103

      @@benguanming Ok cool.
      But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the the food the shape of an ice cube tray?

    • @milkakuh209
      @milkakuh209 Před 3 lety +79

      @@lanahaghverdian7855 ok cool.
      But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

  • @smythatine5293
    @smythatine5293 Před rokem +67

    I love that Jay was wondering where the little men where for the frying pan and I’m screaming at my phone,”WHY WOULD YOU NEED A LID FOR A FRYING PAN?!”

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood Před 11 měsíci +21

      You don't cook often, do you?

    • @buttsaggington6379
      @buttsaggington6379 Před 11 měsíci +4

      the long awaited "sauteing stuff like onions"

    • @iconiastar6192
      @iconiastar6192 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I know it's late but I'm more confused as to why you'd ever need to use a tiny lid for a giant pan?

    • @miso-ge1gz
      @miso-ge1gz Před 11 měsíci +9

      you do need a lid for a frying pan sometimes

    • @yum976
      @yum976 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@miso-ge1gz This is true, Often when i'm makin' me some eggs and i don't want to flip it, you can use a lid to cook both sides of the egg at once

  • @arcadeinvader8086
    @arcadeinvader8086 Před rokem +54

    Life hack: did you know that while someone is putting food in an ice cube tray to make the food shaped like an ice cube tray, you can steal their car?

  • @halpiehere2595
    @halpiehere2595 Před 3 lety +3393

    “D-Didja know you could put little figures in soap... and they’ll be in soap?” That made me wheeze

    • @wannabewyvern
      @wannabewyvern Před 3 lety +39

      HalpieHere once I put a tiny plastic baby in the hand sanitizer in school.

    • @stonksboi69
      @stonksboi69 Před 3 lety +21

      @Firewing The Wyvern I aspire to be like you someday.

    • @nofivefivesevenseven
      @nofivefivesevenseven Před 3 lety

      25 #RELATIBLE CZcams COMMENTS YOU MUST SEE!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!

    • @xmmademoisellex
      @xmmademoisellex Před 3 lety +8

      also: "That's a weird lookin goat"

    • @vuong_square0606
      @vuong_square0606 Před 3 lety +1

      I ate chips with chopsticks-

  • @mariokart6309
    @mariokart6309 Před 3 lety +5127

    Also hot mugs would melt the glue on the goat, making the goat mug a ticking time bomb

    • @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins
      @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Před 3 lety +385

      Exactly. You would want to get specialized glue for that and for the price you probably get two new mugs. Even the ones with a handle already attached... You know, like every fucking normal mug on this planet.

    • @Nobody134
      @Nobody134 Před 3 lety +148

      Not to mention that if you’re making a mug to put hot thins in and don’t give it a handle, it’s either pretty heat resistant, or you are at a Starbucks

    • @therealplaguerat
      @therealplaguerat Před 3 lety +58

      Y̵͔͍̮̠͔̲̿̿͂̊̿̆̐̆͒̐́̏̓̓̂̾̐̄̌́̄̉̆̓͛̂̇͐͘̚͘̚͝ͅǫ̵̝̗̭̟̬̞̪̘̠̮̦̯̤̗̤͓̖̙͕̀̒͛͑͆̄͛͂̕̚͘͜ͅų̵̨̛̛̭̜̆͂́̀̆̈́̒̓̿̂̇̉̽̓̆̀̐̒͋̉̃̉̈́͑̏͆̃͐̇̍̕͘͠͝ ̸̢̡̛̛̙̭͎͙̖̤̰̻̫͈͎̙̙̼̙̭͇̞̼͔͈̽͛̅̌̃͒́̒͝w̷̗͗̋͒̋̄̂͆͂͋̓̔͌̃͋̈͆͑̓͘̚͝i̵̛̛͕̪͔̠̮̮͔͉͈̔̉̌̐̄͆͊̎̊́͋̀̏̉͛͂́̈́̀̈̊́̎͊͒̀̾̓̅͝͠͝l̸̡̢̤̼͕̭̻̭̳̝̠̼̺̥̰̯̞͓̟̱̘̟͙͇̭̥̲̲͍̪͓͍̤͂͒̌̿̈́̅̿͂̑̈́̏̋̊̌̄͘̕͜͜͝͠ͅͅl̶̨̺͈̠͕̞̤̞̘̺̤̯̱̞̰͔̥͎͓̫̂̏͗̈́̍̃̈́̄̆̉̆͐̾̌̌͌̎̊̾̇̀͋̑̇̍͆̑̑͂̓͑͛̃͠͠͝ͅͅͅ ̶̢̛̙̟̳̮̮̮͈͇̱̖̈́͆͐͋̆͌̉̎͌̐̂̈̃̎̊̑͑̅̒͂͒͌̈͘͘͠͝p̸̢̧̢̡̡̛̛̱͖̟̹̹̱̹̺̤͎̝͖̞̈́̔̿̈́͂͑̈̇͌̓̌͐̍̔̓̀̂̋̕̕͝a̷̲̭͆̃̋͋̎͗̒̋̆͑̀̃̌̽̂̉̐̀̈́̂̎̾̇̾̚̕͠ỵ̸̧̢̡̧̧̢̘̝͓̱͓͖̗͚͕̤̣̹͙̮͓̖̭̥̳̫̝̇̒̉̋͐̈́̍̎̒́̏̎̄̅̂̌̔̅͘̕͝͝ͅ ̴̡̢̢̛̛̛̛͎͚̥̞̱̬͇̰͙̬͔̜͖̤̃̀̎͆̊͋̎̓̍̄̉͗͂̊͐͂̋͊̈́̿̾͝ḟ̷̖͎̹͕͇̖̹̣͈̣͉͚͍̫̟͓̙̙̱̟̩̖̯̙͙̦̜̺̫̪͈̦̲̭͑̅̎̒̍̂̎ͅͅǫ̸̨̗̺̠̐͜͝r̴̢̮͕̣̳͍͉̳̟̠̱͆̎͑̐͑̏̈͑̓̽̑͜͝ ̴̨̨̡͕̟̫͓͍̬͕̺̼͙̝͎̞̤̺́̍͜͜ͅy̶̢̢̧̛̺̪̗͖̺̗̱̹̭̳͖͔̹͖̼̻͔͔̰͎̺͔̰̞̱̣͙̯̔͒̉̀̑̿̍͑̈́͊̊̃́͗̋͘͜͜͝o̵̞̯̻͔̻̞͎̳̰̽̏̂̔̀͛̄̓͊́́̓͒̓͗̇̊͌̾̉̌̍̅̇́̌̏̓̚̚͝͠ų̶̛͕̭̤̼̱͔̼̻̗̟̓͆́̽̈́̍̈́͗͘ŗ̶̨̛̯̥̤̻̦̺̖̖̲̖̳͈̙͍̖͂̆͛̒͝͝ ̵̡̨̡̢̛̦̦̲͖̺̺͕͕̝͖̜̫̺̯͕̱͕̝̳͙̭̟̦̩͉͕̻̹͔͈̱̗̔̍̊̊̀̂́̀̆͒͑́̒̉̚͜͝ç̷̧̧̢̡̡̛̭̗̻̩̪̗̬̰̦̖̜̞̹̟̣̪̜̭̻͖̱͉͉͔̺̭͍̑̓̔̾͛̽̐̃̅́̇͑̀͊̈́̅̌͂̌̏̑̈́̌̃̓̏̐̀̀̄̃̚̕͜͜͝͠͝ͅr̶̡̢͙̞͓͈̭̦̩͚͉̹̖̮̙̩͈̘̗̞̜͖̻͉̟̱̪͙̭͐̏̆́̌̎͑͆͐̇̈́̍̌̏͐̍̅̒̏͐͗̊̔́͘̕͠͠ͅi̴̧͚̠͕̥͚̼͋͑̀͐͌̃m̵̛̛̛̲̣͔̫̣̹̻̜̰̻͎͙̜̪͈̟̾̍̅̍́̋̾͑̾̿͊̈́̒͆̽̇͊͆̎̄̐̍̿̆̔͗̄͋̏̚̕͜͜͝͠͝e̸̬̜̙̙͙̯̰̣̠̥͓̜̦̞͉̫͛́̑̐͌̀̑͛̊̒̄̉́͒́͌̃̔̈̈́̐͋͆̐͘̚̚͠s̶̛̛̻̩̫͚͔͓̹͔̰̦̥̝̤͍̞͈̰̰͂̑̓̏́̅̈̇̇̈̍͋̔͋̏̍͌̍̉͊̂͐͝͝ͅ

    • @ivonmorrissey7039
      @ivonmorrissey7039 Před 3 lety +4

      Why would you want it to die? It's entertaining.

    • @Drood.
      @Drood. Před 3 lety +3

      @@therealplaguerat
      Oi nah though

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Před 2 lety +14

    10:03 Dread it. Run from it. The DECAPITATED JAR BEAR arrives all the same.

  • @JJceo
    @JJceo Před 11 měsíci +6

    Gonna be honest 7:51 the dehydrating toothpaste is probably the most useful one on here.
    You could do that for going backpacking.
    Although there’s already a dedicated product called “toothpaste tables”

  • @alvinfox9071
    @alvinfox9071 Před 3 lety +11759

    "Do you want people to think you're quirky but not in a fun way?" Best line.

    • @xxbigdumpyxx8624
      @xxbigdumpyxx8624 Před 3 lety +339

      Ok but,
      Did you know if you put food in an ice cube try, to make it the shape of an ice cube tray

    • @joolsthebass
      @joolsthebass Před 3 lety +121

      ...
      T O O T H P A S T E B A R R E L

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 3 lety +50

      This whole thing had me rolling 😂

    • @sheriffbutterball7824
      @sheriffbutterball7824 Před 3 lety +44

      This literally defines 5 min crafts

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 Před 3 lety +37

      Is it bad that I liked the dinosaur toilet paper holder

  • @WhatsThisOwO
    @WhatsThisOwO Před 3 lety +3404

    5 minute crafts be like:
    "Are the seats in the train all taken?"
    *_"Tell everyone that you have a bomb"_*

    • @b0leg23
      @b0leg23 Před 3 lety +183

      That makes more sense than the actual hacks, and i mean it

    • @James_pinvinsky
      @James_pinvinsky Před 3 lety +103

      all i got was a federal investigation

    • @when3562
      @when3562 Před 3 lety +6

      I still dont know why being a furry is wrong

    • @Mikitanfox1
      @Mikitanfox1 Před 3 lety +10

      @CobraStories Says the cobra, don't be a sour scalie now~

    • @UrFavDudeOnUtube
      @UrFavDudeOnUtube Před 3 lety +8

      That would actually work, unlike EVERYTHING 5 minute scam...uhm 😷...I mean craft advertises.

  • @horseyworsy4480
    @horseyworsy4480 Před rokem +3

    “That’s a funny lookin’ goat” had me on the falooor!🤣🤣🤣

  • @the_array
    @the_array Před rokem +11

    The chopsticks thing is un ironically great, i do this literally all the time and it spares you the trouble of washing your hands every 2 seconds and makes less of a mess for some reason.

  • @ramiahred12
    @ramiahred12 Před 3 lety +12526

    "Is there a hole in your heart where love once was? FILL IT WITH RAMEN!"

  • @phet1211
    @phet1211 Před 3 lety +12651

    Imagine living the rest of your life knowing that your toilet is 0.5% made of ramen

    • @esejsnake1503
      @esejsnake1503 Před 3 lety +233

      Unbearable XD

    • @arturzinurov4781
      @arturzinurov4781 Před 3 lety +317

      College life baby!

    • @marxmeesterlijk
      @marxmeesterlijk Před 3 lety +498

      the ramen one is really the one that gets me. It's just so fucking stupid. Even if in some alternate universe that would work. It would be so jagged and sharp, and full of shit that it would probably just kill you.

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 Před 3 lety +49

      @@marxmeesterlijk i dont understand. could you explain how the ramen in the toilet could harm a person?

    • @marxmeesterlijk
      @marxmeesterlijk Před 3 lety +340

      @@freshbread4039 i mean, probably not really. but the combination of food + shit + sharp porcelain edges just seems so terrible.

  • @jakewolf4381
    @jakewolf4381 Před 11 měsíci +15

    That goat cork one actually looks fire though, like if you dont care about whatever goat toy you happen to have for whatever reason and want to make your bottles of wine extra flashy, attaching small heads to the corks like that and painting them looks pretty cool

  • @Ziggyzaggy300
    @Ziggyzaggy300 Před rokem +16

    "Do you want your shirt to be waterproof?
    Buy a waterproof shirt!"
    Best line on any youtube video ever created

  • @auto_mata
    @auto_mata Před 3 lety +744

    "Do you want people to think that you're quirky, but not in a fun way?!"
    10/10

    • @glikcat
      @glikcat Před 3 lety +17

      "serious mental illness" kinda quirky

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 Před 3 lety +2

      Auto Mata certain fandoms in a nutshell.

    • @navaryn2938
      @navaryn2938 Před 3 lety +1

      Top level joke i gotta admit

    • @bitspop8239
      @bitspop8239 Před 3 lety

      Ok, cool, but did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to the food the shape of the icecube tray?

  • @MickelMart
    @MickelMart Před 3 lety +4940

    I’m convinced that 5-Minute Crafts is actually just trolling everyone.

    • @ShinoriDelfrim
      @ShinoriDelfrim Před 3 lety +50

      Yep

    • @purplerose1625
      @purplerose1625 Před 3 lety +232

      Actually they don't care if the hacks work they just do it for money and attention
      Do you know how many channels they have!
      They don't care if they work or not , mostly it's just false information tho

    • @miguels1334
      @miguels1334 Před 3 lety +149

      I'm partially convinced 5-minute craft videos are actually made by some artificial intelligence or some alien pretending to be a human

    • @bobxd4505
      @bobxd4505 Před 3 lety +10

      @@miguels1334 the fuck gee?

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 Před 3 lety +77

      I get a feeling they make videos that are as ridiculous as possible for clickbait and views. They're trying to be HowToBasic, but with zero self awareness.

  • @Mmmmilo
    @Mmmmilo Před 2 lety +24

    This is still legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @chrisg4584
    @chrisg4584 Před rokem +2

    LOL I love that when you actually go to the ice cube hacks video, there's a bunch of comments that say 'DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!?!'

  • @gannongarfin1634
    @gannongarfin1634 Před 3 lety +11173

    This isn’t a CZcams video, it’s a documentary of a man losing his last few scraps of sanity.

    • @valthenvega2434
      @valthenvega2434 Před 3 lety +308

      Due to having food molded by an ice cube tray

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 3 lety +293

      But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray

    • @brutality75577
      @brutality75577 Před 3 lety +108

      @@kayagorzan Okay cool!

    • @ImfernusRizen
      @ImfernusRizen Před 3 lety +166

      @@brutality75577 BUT DID YOU KNOW! THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD! IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY! TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?!

    • @ahmedsyed6815
      @ahmedsyed6815 Před 3 lety +117

      @@ImfernusRizen ok cool.
      But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

  • @dingdom4131
    @dingdom4131 Před 3 lety +3525

    also the way of his voice when he is talking about the whole"food-in-a-ice-tray" thing gets me every single time

  • @Rip_itzz.
    @Rip_itzz. Před rokem +12

    “Too hot?”
    “Buy this product to get the goddam bowl out of the pot!”
    6:26

  • @Irish_Enderman
    @Irish_Enderman Před 5 měsíci +5

    Ive rewatched this video like 5 times and its hilarious every time, I'm still dying with laughter

  • @thisisargus7188
    @thisisargus7188 Před 3 lety +1398

    Him: *Are you too weak to SQUEEZE A LIME?!*
    Me: **wheezing**

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds Před 3 lety +51

      This is but did you know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

    • @jemlap
      @jemlap Před 3 lety +15

      @@ILikeBirds ffs. I was dying laughing at this and he just wouldn't stop!

    • @bluked9600
      @bluked9600 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ILikeBirds okay, cool! But did you know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic Před 3 lety +12

      @@bluked9600 Okay, Cool! But did YOU know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube?

    • @The_Singul4rity
      @The_Singul4rity Před 3 lety

      Lol lit

  • @V0W4N
    @V0W4N Před 3 lety +1831

    5 min crafts in a nutshell:
    Hot glue
    Glue
    Hot glue
    Hot glue
    Glue
    Ice cube tray
    Hot glue

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 Před 3 lety +94

      Don't forget the dismembered body parts of innocent dolls

    • @fatandfurious4107
      @fatandfurious4107 Před 3 lety +27

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 Ah yes, how could we forget that.

    • @anixme0s
      @anixme0s Před 3 lety +4

      y e s

    • @CaelJavier
      @CaelJavier Před 3 lety +16

      Don’t forget about stealing your kids innocent toys to make crappy life hacks out of them!

    • @pamelarlynn
      @pamelarlynn Před 3 lety +5

      Don’t forget the dangerous tools just lying in their house

  • @InfinityOrNone
    @InfinityOrNone Před rokem +5

    This video almost killed me, and I would have died happily. Anything that has me laughing so hard that I stop breathing and start tasting blood when I cough has earned whatever sacrifice it demands.

  • @michaelk8860
    @michaelk8860 Před 2 lety +12

    Out of all of your videos I have seen (which to be honest isn't a lot yet) this is the funniest I've come across. The knife on napkins thing...I thought I was the only one that had an actual physical reaction to such paper product interactions (best name I could come up with for this), where I actually feel it in my teeth. I was laughing so hard at the heavy breathing during the Barbie doll clothes hangar section, the ice cube tray section...the whole thing start to finish was incredible.

  • @cinnabun2498
    @cinnabun2498 Před 3 lety +3590

    He sounds like he’s slowly losing his mind with every hack

  • @diminiegohomeyouredrunk8175
    @diminiegohomeyouredrunk8175 Před 3 lety +4988

    You know the youtuber is good when you didn’t want to read the comments during the video
    Edit:i wrote it after i watched the video

    • @reyco2.032
      @reyco2.032 Před 3 lety +172

      Ikr, I also watched the whole thing without skipping anything

    • @mayamuadi4700
      @mayamuadi4700 Před 3 lety +53

      U got me

    • @ssnd1194
      @ssnd1194 Před 3 lety +11

      i'm very delighted to watch your videos, i will be wating to see your next videos.

    • @IdiotPill
      @IdiotPill Před 3 lety +21

      My phone that can see and type comments while watching videos:
      I don't have such weaknesses

    • @Kai_ser0123
      @Kai_ser0123 Před 3 lety +3

      hell yeah

  • @alchemy5750
    @alchemy5750 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Oh what's that, you want to take a photo? Well you can't there's a fox in the way, f**k you!"
    Absolute best

  • @lucidmlem
    @lucidmlem Před 22 dny +1

    "Less than you'd think. Ignorance isn’t stupidity."
    Glad to see them doing their part.

  • @yummychicken5244
    @yummychicken5244 Před 3 lety +1585

    “is there a hole in your head?”
    *“FILL IT WITH RAMEN”*

    • @_TheMousies_
      @_TheMousies_ Před 3 lety +9

      YES

    • @kinlaw7220
      @kinlaw7220 Před 3 lety +17

      The perfect solution

    • @MVO.
      @MVO. Před 3 lety +27

      If theres a hole in ur head go to the mirror and see if theres a brain in there before filling it with ramen

    • @AdrianFrunza21
      @AdrianFrunza21 Před 3 lety +4

      Naruto would do that life hack for sure

    • @thenocturne9156
      @thenocturne9156 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh my god im dying 😭😭

  • @portalpat42
    @portalpat42 Před 3 lety +3833

    The way their voice breaks when talking about the toothpaste gets me every time

    • @joolsthebass
      @joolsthebass Před 3 lety +90

      You've watched this multiple times too, huh?

    • @bitspop8239
      @bitspop8239 Před 3 lety +169

      Ok, cool, but did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to the food the shape of the icecube tray?

    • @VibrateGirl101
      @VibrateGirl101 Před 3 lety +41

      And then when his volume increases when he's talking about the food in the ice cube tray.

    • @henrold555
      @henrold555 Před 3 lety +5

      @@bitspop8239 haha

    • @hannahhayes4989
      @hannahhayes4989 Před 3 lety +10

      John 3:16 KJV 👍💕

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 Před 2 lety +7

    Here’s a hack that actually works: if you want to eat over your laptop but you don’t have any placemats and don’t want crumbs in the keyboard, cover the keyboard with parchment paper, plastic wrap, or any other kind of waterproof wrapping that can be used to collect crumbs (be careful not to block the fans while doing this!), and then when you’re done eating, carefully pick up your makeshift placemat, and dump the crumbs into the trash.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Only one question remains
    how could I possible have food in the shape of an icecube tray? I absolutely NEED this information.

  • @livvb5036
    @livvb5036 Před 3 lety +1555

    Phone: dirty
    Shoes: dirty
    Mind: dirty
    5 minute crafts: scrub it with toothpaste

  • @angiebunch8955
    @angiebunch8955 Před 3 lety +2322

    are you tired but need to drive? ✨saw yourself in half✨

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +106

      Tried this recently, worked really well since I was driving to the hospital and that’s where the ambulance took me.

    • @SheshadriK-os2du
      @SheshadriK-os2du Před 3 lety +67

      And fix it with flex tape

    • @gilbeyarancillo2147
      @gilbeyarancillo2147 Před 2 lety +16

      This is great! I use this life hack when I have to but some cast :D

    • @3bebo376
      @3bebo376 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh BoI iMmA dO dIs RiT nOw

    • @lovinglife8966
      @lovinglife8966 Před 2 lety +6

      Can your child not drive yet?
      *s a w t h e m i n h a l f*

  • @toonlink5399
    @toonlink5399 Před rokem +9

    I love how he slowly starts to go insane as the video progresses

  • @SpellboundWolf
    @SpellboundWolf Před 7 měsíci +3

    I think what I love most about this is the longer the video goes on ,the more unhinged your narration becomes. Comedy gold!

  • @wenumechainuwinta9886
    @wenumechainuwinta9886 Před 3 lety +3031

    “Do you want your shirt to be water proof? Buy a water proof t shirt.”
    I literally died. 💀💀💀

    • @YashinYoku
      @YashinYoku Před 3 lety +37

      Well it's true but
      It's not i life hack
      Great f*cking tips from life hack channel

    • @MinisDunyasi5
      @MinisDunyasi5 Před 3 lety +3

      @@YashinYoku True

    • @John-cz8zc
      @John-cz8zc Před 3 lety +2

      @@YashinYoku True i'm subscribing your channel

    • @akshaykumar2567
      @akshaykumar2567 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/hnr0rSj9qEw/video.html

    • @0SC2
      @0SC2 Před 2 lety +3

      Oh, darn. When's the funeral?

  • @skynarwhal284
    @skynarwhal284 Před 3 lety +1289

    I once saw a "life hack".
    The girl couldn't eat the cereal because she was holding the spoon upside down then she smashed the spoon with a hammer and then ate the cereal.

  • @FragileDiamond
    @FragileDiamond Před rokem +18

    Wow man, you made my day! Couldn't stop laughing for +12 minutes :D . You know, that video of the sugar wax "life hack" is actually something professionals do for hair removal. The way they present it will cause teenagers to get some third-degree burns and in a very sick and twisted way, they offered a solution because hair doesn't grow on scar tissue right? I'm not joking, they once made a video on "how to make caramel strings" and suggested pouring 116°c (or more) caramel on a mixer in front of your face... Those idiots probably already killed someone trying one of their life hacks. The problem with those videos is that for example, my 9yo daughter would try that shit, not because she is an idiot (she proudly showed me her school grades and had a 94% average) but because she is a kid and lets be honest, we've all done stupid stuff as a kid. Your video is hilarious and their clips (a lot of them) are very dangerous if you take them seriously. One day they will really f$*k up and it will be all over the news. Here is a life hack, don't have any toilet paper left well no problem, put a firecracker up your ass (a big one) and you can make use of the toilet paper in the hospital if you are lucky. If your luck ran out you won't need any toilet paper anymore.

  • @NerdyNeckbeard
    @NerdyNeckbeard Před 9 měsíci +4

    I love the ice cube tray bit. I love how you can slowly hear her gradually lose her mind

  • @arcticcirclepit2008
    @arcticcirclepit2008 Před 3 lety +751

    I get the “lime thing” though - that one is good for people with arthritis. My grandfather legit can’t squeeze lemons. *gets passed a note* Wait, what do you mean squeezing the garlic press uses the same hand muscles? Dammit!

    • @henrycooper3431
      @henrycooper3431 Před 3 lety +52

      Pretty sure there are lemon-lime presser out there

    • @commanderzander580
      @commanderzander580 Před 3 lety +122

      Dang, if only they sold lime juice. Like, in a bottle. What a world that would be. Oh well.

    • @davidecarusone3333
      @davidecarusone3333 Před 3 lety +21

      I think the garlic press makes it much easier tho

    • @henrycooper3431
      @henrycooper3431 Před 3 lety +13

      @@davidecarusone3333 using the lime presser you can get up to 40% more juice from the same piece of lime

    • @davidecarusone3333
      @davidecarusone3333 Před 3 lety +6

      @@henrycooper3431 oh cool, I didn't know lime presses existed
      Or garlic pressers, for that matter

  • @zukoshonor4557
    @zukoshonor4557 Před 3 lety +1842

    Your foot too big for the shoe?
    Normal people: Get a bigger size
    5 mins craft: cut your foot according to your shoe.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 Před 2 lety +89

      That's basically Cinderella's origin story version when the stepsisters cutting their toe fingers in order to fit in the glass shoes.

    • @zukoshonor4557
      @zukoshonor4557 Před 2 lety +18

      @@margarethmichelina5146 Cinderella didn't have toes in the disney movie. I hate her feet.

    • @dianawilson7385
      @dianawilson7385 Před 2 lety +57

      @@margarethmichelina5146 Yeah. If I remember correctly, one of them cut off their big toe, the other one sliced off a piece of her heel, both at the stepmother’s suggestion. And the prince didn’t notice until some birds pointed out the blood on their stocking. This story is also the one where Cinderella’s dress didn’t come from a fairy godmother, but from a tree she grew with her own tears, and her stepsisters got their eyes pecked out by doves at Cinderella’s wedding.

    • @tasquemanager1956
      @tasquemanager1956 Před 2 lety +8

      @@dianawilson7385 is that fucking medieval?

    • @dianawilson7385
      @dianawilson7385 Před 2 lety +18

      @@tasquemanager1956 It was the original version written by the Brothers Grimm, yes.

  • @asachava8366
    @asachava8366 Před rokem +14

    After watching and enjoying your videos for some time, I realised I had not seen this masterpiece. Now, Yes your longer videos are wonderful and its obvious that you put a lot of time and effort into making them as great as they are BUT this… listening to a man descend into absolute madness will always be perfection.

  • @grusome1
    @grusome1 Před rokem +2

    I didn't know you could put food in an ice cube tray to make it the shape of an ice cube tray

  • @dumbass9870
    @dumbass9870 Před 3 lety +1371

    *The amount of swearing in this just makes it 10 times funnier*

  • @superchickenanims4544
    @superchickenanims4544 Před 3 lety +682

    Me: Gets shot
    5 Minute crafts: *fill that hole with noodles and glue*

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess Před 11 měsíci +1

    Around "Do you hate plates that have no dinosaurs?" my laugh attack got so bad I had to pause the video and wipe my eyes.

  • @robinlinh
    @robinlinh Před 2 lety +5

    I love it when life hack channel pretend to fail the most simple task as it is the hardest shit in the world, and then do 10x times more convoluted life hack.

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 Před 3 lety +683

    These videos are the epitome of that tumblr post form a while back...
    "It's fast, it's easy, it's free: pouring river water into your socks."

    • @camo6465
      @camo6465 Před 3 lety +57

      But why would I do that?

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 Před 3 lety +147

      @@camo6465 It's fast, it's easy, and it's free!

    • @nuclear_wizard
      @nuclear_wizard Před 3 lety +50

      "Dip your balls in Tabasco sauce! It's quick, easy, and free!"

    • @shizaanimations7634
      @shizaanimations7634 Před 3 lety +16

      Quicktime Events you have to buy Tabasco sauce tho

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT Před 3 lety +19

      @@shizaanimations7634 In the context of the Jay Exci video, it was free because it was an offer by the unnamed character #1 in the situation who already had it.

  • @holmology127
    @holmology127 Před 3 lety +619

    I mean people have done this, but never in a passive aggressive infomercial. My passive aggressive arse loves it.

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 Před 3 lety +8

      it's mental breakdown in real time

    • @l3LACKMASK713
      @l3LACKMASK713 Před 3 lety

      I prefer aggressively passive
      “YOU BETTER GET A GOOD NIGHT’S REST YOU LITTLE SHIT!”
      “I HOPE YOU PACKED A HEALTHY LUNCH YOU SLAG!”
      See?

  • @stevendamavandi3482
    @stevendamavandi3482 Před rokem +1

    When he said "Attach the suck to it" had me dying ( Dionosaur phone mount scene )

  • @Bass_Reaper_
    @Bass_Reaper_ Před rokem +1

    4:34 Indominus rex: What have I done to cause my suffering?
    4:41 REXY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!! 😂
    "No dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this video"

  • @RebagEliash
    @RebagEliash Před 3 lety +1604

    This is the only time ive heard the "pansexual means being attracted to pans" joke be actually funny and im genuinely impressed

    • @presleyfinocchiaro2403
      @presleyfinocchiaro2403 Před 3 lety +9

      I love your pfp!

    • @sbqntlyawake3813
      @sbqntlyawake3813 Před 3 lety +11

      Uncle Roger says that a lot 😂😂

    • @MimiBombardini
      @MimiBombardini Před 3 lety +7

      Same. Tho the jokes about omni- like no no no thats straight up offensive.

    • @F3llNouzy
      @F3llNouzy Před 3 lety +10

      Love pfp and I'm pan too and this is the 2nd one the 1st one is "what I think Pansexuals are:" then it shows a girl licking a pan LOL

    • @Meijibby
      @Meijibby Před 3 lety +6

      I would always tell that joke to my pansexuql friend for jokes and she’d make a comeback of saying a joke to me of how im gay-

  • @Holly28901
    @Holly28901 Před 3 lety +1009

    5 min crafts: Talking to a stuffed animal as a phone.
    Everyone on that street: Just walk away jimmy, walk away...

  • @souio
    @souio Před 21 dnem +2

    It's like a little girl got a glue gun for her birthday and started wrecking havoc on her and her brothers' toys and everything else around the house

  • @gordongreen3310
    @gordongreen3310 Před rokem +3

    Did you bang your head on the door frame?
    Tear down the wall and now you won’t hit your head anymore.

  • @lauramassee7184
    @lauramassee7184 Před 3 lety +696

    5 minutes crafts: *barbie coat hanger*
    Me: *confused screaming*
    Him: *heavy breathing*

  • @chaoticcupoftea2462
    @chaoticcupoftea2462 Před 3 lety +673

    Therapist: barbie hanger Isn't real, is not going to hurt you
    Barbie hanger: be strong, be strong for *M O T H E R*
    (Oh my god, thank i guys for the likes!)

    • @livewireOrourke
      @livewireOrourke Před 3 lety +6

      lmao. I'm afraid to sleep after seeing that.

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel Před 3 lety +1

      yes honey,if you grow up and go to colledge you can be just like your barbie doll hangers

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel Před 3 lety +2

      @Aniljit Kaur "its time to go out honey,go get something nice to wear from your wardrobe"
      "(cries) but mom i dont want to go to my wardrobe,barbies gonna scratch me again...

    • @uchihaitachi6069
      @uchihaitachi6069 Před 3 lety +2

      Idk if you watch anime but that really sound like luck from black clover

    • @wamuuthepoleperson168
      @wamuuthepoleperson168 Před 3 lety +1

      \__________0__________/

  • @rhapsody2612
    @rhapsody2612 Před rokem +2

    5-Minute Crafts be like:
    Do you hate being around people? Just dunk your best friends house in gasoline and light it on fire :)

  • @mm1145
    @mm1145 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I like to come back to this vid every so often . it realy helps me with the sound of somebody's decent into madness.
    thanks to jay exci I will always associate the feeling of slowly losing my mind to the insanity of the internet with the phrase "did you know you could put food in a ice cube tray"

  • @user-nx3kt9rw5d
    @user-nx3kt9rw5d Před 3 lety +562

    “Paper and fire get along really well and the strength of their friendship will fry your food!”

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 Před 3 lety +8

      Dude how does a comment summarizing part of the video have 247 likes???

    • @user-nx3kt9rw5d
      @user-nx3kt9rw5d Před 3 lety +4

      @MonkeyBoy32904 tbh, idk. I didn’t even realise how many likes it had gotten lol

    • @riythemusicguy7696
      @riythemusicguy7696 Před 3 lety +2

      Wait what?

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 Před 3 lety +633

    “JUST ATTACH A HOOK TO YOUR FACE!!”
    God, it’s not even two minutes in and I’m in tears on the floor I’m laughing so hard.

    • @kellybrady6530
      @kellybrady6530 Před 3 lety +2

      I know right, I laughed so many times, haha

    • @smolminnie6592
      @smolminnie6592 Před 3 lety +1

      Or... just put the glasses away in ur pocket. Like come on

    • @d3y1a
      @d3y1a Před 3 lety

      500th to like congrats!

    • @ohana21984
      @ohana21984 Před 3 lety

      Same, help meeeee

  • @AsleepOnTheRiverside
    @AsleepOnTheRiverside Před 7 měsíci

    That knife cutting the towels... aaaahhhhh.. shivers. Bad shivers. 😵‍💫

  • @al1g8r94
    @al1g8r94 Před 2 lety +3

    Well done mate! Loved the humor and your commentary!

  • @Kanojo22
    @Kanojo22 Před 3 lety +2722

    I have a very serious question though: Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

    • @klarat7004
      @klarat7004 Před 3 lety +142

      MetroTokioFan63 really?! I got another one... have you heard, that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?? Shocking right

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 Před 3 lety +105

      Holy shit, I never knew that! I've got another hack: did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to make it the shape of the icecube tray?

    • @RilianSharp
      @RilianSharp Před 3 lety +74

      but if you don't want the food to be the shape of the ice cube tray, did you know that you can take it out and smoosh it with the bottom of a cup

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 Před 3 lety +49

      @@RilianSharp wow there are no redundant steps there at all
      also, did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

    • @nooble14_
      @nooble14_ Před 3 lety +41

      Oh my goodness really??!! I didn’t know that, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

  • @jereeeeemy
    @jereeeeemy Před 3 lety +1188

    5 minutes crafts in the future: “You have an extra human head? CUT IT OFF”

    • @hamton6096
      @hamton6096 Před 3 lety +25

      Use the severed head as a cup

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 Před 3 lety +10

      DO YOU have spare baby head? DID you know you can use them to marinate dino heads!

    • @Just_a_fox_boy
      @Just_a_fox_boy Před 3 lety

      Oh god no plz no

    • @jackvr1181
      @jackvr1181 Před 3 lety +2

      @Meme Team AFTER THAT FEED IT TO YOUR DOG! WOW! NOW YOUR DOG IS HAPPY AND HEALTHY!

    • @fawsiyaosman9200
      @fawsiyaosman9200 Před 3 lety +1

      Okalallapqp

  • @MrFas4wd
    @MrFas4wd Před 11 měsíci +2

    I knew 5-minute hacks had been sniffing it’s own glue but I didn’t know they were this far gone!
    😂

  • @funnyvideoguy3216
    @funnyvideoguy3216 Před rokem +4

    This was genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve watched you should do more of this kind of content

  • @juniperrodley9843
    @juniperrodley9843 Před 3 lety +775

    I feel like I'm hearing Jay just go insane

  • @spiralsart_1215
    @spiralsart_1215 Před 3 lety +928

    "did you know"
    "you can put figures in soap"
    *"then they'll be in the soap"*

  • @ajaxrosso1
    @ajaxrosso1 Před 6 měsíci

    I love how you start the video at 95% incredulousness and just keep increasing that level all the way to 300% incredulous

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 2 lety +1

    their deranged laugh at the belt one.... Iconic

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel1356 Před 3 lety +288

    The hair removing one- sugaring is a real thing that people do. Five minute crafts didn’t invent it they just did it really shitty

  • @aiko3406
    @aiko3406 Před 3 lety +562

    I died of laughter at the fox phone case. 😂 “WhAtS tHaT? YoU wAnT tO tAkE a PicTuRe? WELL YOU CANT THERE IS A FOX IN THE WAY!”

  • @thesoulacademy5936
    @thesoulacademy5936 Před rokem

    Wow was looking for 5 minute hack reactions and your video came up, must say the funniest commentary I've heard in a while! Immediate subscriber.

  • @fluffiefoxboi
    @fluffiefoxboi Před rokem +1

    Whenever I need ten minutes to go by fast I watch this video and it feels like only one goes by

  • @dlou9227
    @dlou9227 Před 3 lety +428

    The amount of pure sarcasm in this video is devastating.

  • @shadowfightyt7602
    @shadowfightyt7602 Před 3 lety +616

    5 Minute Crafts Be Like:
    *Can't Sleep?*
    *Knock Yourself Out!*

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Před 6 měsíci

    I love that SMG-4 actually used clips from this in their life hack video!

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Před 19 dny +1

    8:43 this might actually be useful for getting cookies to be the right shape of it wasn’t so time consuming. Imagine trying to do that with a whole batch of cookies; that would take HOURS.

  • @Isabelle-fs8jv
    @Isabelle-fs8jv Před 3 lety +629

    “Did you know you can put little figures in the soap... and then they’ll be in the soap...” 🤣

    • @frankbankerfield1185
      @frankbankerfield1185 Před 3 lety +7

      My favorite.

    • @Croscenla
      @Croscenla Před 3 lety

      Yasss

    • @Croscenla
      @Croscenla Před 3 lety +4

      It Will lose there color and they Will go to the bottom of the soap:v

    • @alexei1672
      @alexei1672 Před 3 lety +1

      HAHAHAHWHWHHAHAH

    • @mar-et1xx
      @mar-et1xx Před 3 lety

      BOR IM ACTUALLY DIEING AT THIS COMMENT THAT I ALMSOT PISSED MYSELF 💀

  • @nategwright
    @nategwright Před 2 lety +3453

    Imagine seeing someone walk down the street holding a stuffed fox to their ear, a coke bottle sitting on their crotch, and a blue hook slapped to their forehead.

  • @jommisalami
    @jommisalami Před 2 lety +4

    This is the greatest Five Minute Crafts review I've ever seen 😭😭😭🙏

  • @user-kk9xt5yp9e
    @user-kk9xt5yp9e Před 2 lety

    I like the madness in your voice, i like this type of acting and use it often, thx!

  • @user-nf1bz3sn4z
    @user-nf1bz3sn4z Před 3 lety +1390

    Nobody:
    5-minutes craft: You're girlfriend died? Add toothpaste on her!

  • @machinimaaddictfilmz2029
    @machinimaaddictfilmz2029 Před 3 lety +626

    The dislikes are the people that actually do these hacks.

  • @klairreed8743
    @klairreed8743 Před 2 lety +1

    The farther into the video the more rage and insanity you can hear

  • @zachw2906
    @zachw2906 Před 10 měsíci

    OMG I was taking my pills when I watched this and I almost died and it would have been worth it - hilarious, and I'm going to check if you have more of these and I really hope you do