Mamad Nobari true, I looked into it and they’re alright. I heard about some people who can’t sit well with soul food or haggis because of the intestines.
Thanks Nathan, you've changed our lives by pointing out a discrepancy in a CZcams comment. I, and everyone else that comes across this chain, will never be the same.
You took Ordinary Sausage from the bowels of youtube and fast tracked him to popularity, he made a jesus candle with your face on it, and I love this entire story.
Even after MONTHS of this being out and me even forgetting about it, it made me laugh hard back then, and coming back to it now, im literally in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@YellowCake235-p3t you clearly have no idea what a wooosh is, and came from reddit expecting to make people feel bad and make you look smart, but you made yourself look stupid instead.
Charlie: “ this is sausage casings but I feel like I’ve been scammed and got intestines” Everyone in the world who knows that sausage casings are either pig or lamb intestine... 👁👄👁
Charlie, this video was truly a master piece. You're doing the Lord's work here Son. Haven't laughed that hard at someone failing since me on my wedding night. Great job!!!
I love Charlie's goddamn actually scared screams. He can get jumpscared in a horror game and you get nothing. But if there's a roach or something sudden happens IRL, he shrieks like a little girl. 4:05 and 9:50 for the screams. Good stuff. Someone should make a compilation.
@@me4tgr1ndr honestly. I need to see a attempt 2. He should turn the sausage device 180° so it hits the counter top and wont flop over and kill everyone.
@@me4tgr1ndr no, like flip the machine, because It twisted towards him and fell on the floor. If that was leaning against a wall? Nope. Wont fall. I mean it's a bad design for it to fall anyways. Unless it needs a peice
@@ryencolbar4900 I know, I was being sarcastic lol. I believe he said in the video that after he was done he noticed that he didn't have the locking mechanism on it
“It’s supposed to be sausage casings but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines instead” *Charlie, what do you think sausage casings are made of? They **_are_** made of intestines*
Just a some tips 1: try mashing the ingredients together in a bowl to get an even distribution of ingredients. 2. NEVER dump all of the ingredients at once. Have a slow, consistent feed of ingredients or else youll break your grinder. 3. Since you're working withmostly not meat, crack an egg into the ingerdients while mixing as a sort of binder EDIT: while im here, a few more 4. Putting your ingredients AND your grinder components in the freezer for at least an hour really helps get a more consistent texture. But since you're using mostly not meat, this is kind of a moot point. 5. When applying the casing, you should put the entire casing on the tube with about 5 inches to spare. Then you feed the sausage slowly into it. Think of it as putting on a condom. 6. When you have your sausage, twist it in counter directions so it doesn't untangle
Tiana "That's gonna take forever to cook" Charlie "Well lets crank this shit to 10" That's not at all how it works and that's why I think you're the perfect person to have a cooking show.
@@kirisai7453 true but it'll cook the outside even faster so if you cooked some chicken at max heat and took it out when the outside looked good, it'd probably be cold and raw on the inside
"I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines." I mean, unless they're artificial that's usually what they are. That might be a joke that just went over my head though.
Charlies cooking is really one of its kind, not even the almighty Gordon Ramsey, Chef of the Kitchen of Hell, has any words for his cooking, Jamie Oliver, the man himself, couldn't comprehend the fascinating structure of thes meals, and last but not least, Guy Fieri, another one at the top tier, (input some badass line about cooking). A well derserved Italian 😘👌.
Best quotes “It looks like something I would have dissected in biology in high school” “It’s just the breading making it really hard” “I thought it would be like filling up a water balloon” “Lookin like a good sausage” “He’s gonna burst” “It’s not burnt it’s just been flavor blasted”
The longer he stays in his house, the more he looks like he doesn't have one.
This is profound
i r o n y
"If you are homeless, just buy a house."
- some bitch
@@Panzer_Runner 4house
Jesus fucking Christ he just look like he got out of the shower a few minutes before recording can you guys shut the fuck up?
“It’s supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines”
Who’s going to tell him?
The Gold state just let him figure it out
Literally what I thought
Metalhead, casings literally are empty intestines
@@almightyswizz natural casings are intestines. You can also get ones made out of collagen
Ron Nickels i dont know what a collagen is but it sounds more gross than intestines
9:49: Panic begins
9:50: Crisis
9:51: The most high pitched I've ever heard Charlie sound.
Best thing is if you watch his arms he's actually shaking
watch his cockroach vid
it won't disappoint
Incredible
@Chloe Tremblay czcams.com/video/DjsDoHICAk0/video.html
I thought it was his chick until I saw this and looked at his mouth moving lmfao
Even his girlfriend couldn’t save this caveman’s cooking skills
He is like a really bad cook in the sims, how they cause problems where there really shouldn't be one.
Man I want some cereal
*pours milk and spontaneously combusts*
This is fine
Chris A. The real problem is how u r putting in the milk first before the cereal
@@xleo971 I don't do it, I'm no degenerate
The Sim is the degenerate here
Chris A. Good because I was going 360 MLG noscope you if I ever found u
it was truly painful to watch
The ultimate trio:
- white shirt Charlie
- black shirt Charlie
- sausage shirt Charlie
The Holy trinity
Correct you are
The legendary triforce
@wippity wine bruh
ShermTank7272 wet Charlie
"Why did you use my pot,instead of a bowl?"
" *HUH?* "
"oh idk"
PAPYRUS!!!!
@@tommyshelby2250 bro
I think he ignores his girlfriend most of the time lol. Idk why tho
Man sounded like he was cooking drunk for a second
it's her pot all of the sudden
It's amazing how despite having all the necessary equipment he still always uses the worst possible tools for every job
He makes fun of those bad chef videos, but little did he know, he is one of them.
wdym he’s like homeless jesus gordan ramsey
xMagicalDanny he’s a bad cook but he has good ideas
He has long fingernails.
@@h1stacean ok
Tbf, not knowing how to handle a machinery is much different on making disgusting food.
"I feel like I got scammed and got intestines..."
Well bud, good news is you didn't get scammed. The bad news is that it is indeed intestines.
Zong Zoogly intestines aren’t good for you to eat?
Nekolu R/WHOOOOOOSH
Mamad Nobari true, I looked into it and they’re alright. I heard about some people who can’t sit well with soul food or haggis because of the intestines.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever heard Charlie say about food
kiri tako you alright bro? We all get the joke idk what you’re on about
It looks like charlie showered with the shirt on to clean himself and the shirt
Hi llama
@@jnightmare0 Fok you Djordan
"you sleep better at night if you don't know how laws and sausages are made."
Otto von Bismarck
Cool
ordinary law
I’ve never heard a more panicked scream than when his kitchen aid fell apart.
9:51
I thought he broke it at first and was amazed he managed to break a stand mixer.
have you not heard of his regression into a caveman when a cockroach crawled on his leg?
@@hookoffthejab1 Some of the attachments for them don't stay on very well. The pasta roller will do the same thing sometimes.
Hunter Hofmann czcams.com/video/VwucJ0sDonU/video.html
“I feel like ive got scammed and got intestines”.... thats what sausage casing are made of... intestines
Sheep intestines are the best 😋
Daniel Morales that joke flew so far over ur head
@@unkulunkulu1494 i genuinely think that Charlie doesn't know what sausage casing are made out of.
r/woooosh
Yorme Aceko he was joking. Making a joke.
Thumbnail looks like John Wick just stabbed baby yoda to death and regreting it.
The most best description of anything in everything 👌👌
most reddit thing ive read
@@Frog101_Real stfu
@@Daswassuphomie ok redditor
If only he had a big disposable paper bucket to hold all the ingredients together before grinding
😂
“There’s no casing on that.”
*“To the untrained eye.”*
Spoken like a true chef.
7:46
@@blaat.n lmao thank you
@@powangel1418 fair enough
A true Chad
@Lassi Kinnunen ye
*Cuts finger off and falls into bowl of ingredients
Charlie: should be fine.
Eric Cartman wants to know your location.
5/5 sausage. definitely going on the menu as our new soylent sausage.
"Meh, just some extra nutrients"
The finger kinda looks like a sausage so... It's a sausage.
Whoever cleans your kitchen must love you so much
9:52 I love how I can’t tell which one of them is screaming
Dominic Carrea it is the man you have obviously not seen the cockroach encounters
Charlie: 'gets his shirt dirty'
Also Charlie: 'goes to his closet of nothing but white t shirts and carefully chooses a new one'
White shirts aren’t created equal
He's basically SpongeBob
Morkel Kale it's like the episode of D o u g when he finally goes to his closet
His white T-shirt is the apotheosis of all brands.
Thanks Nathan, you've changed our lives by pointing out a discrepancy in a CZcams comment. I, and everyone else that comes across this chain, will never be the same.
"now this is how a sausage is supposed to look" cuts to diarrhoea being shat out of a meat grinder
I’m gonna throw up
Proceeds to it being splattered on him
LMAO
Welp, I laughed.
Yummy😋
“I feel like I got scammed and they gave me intestines “ yes , you did as that’s what sausage casings are .
Of course, it all makes sense now. This video was not just some fun thing to do, but rather a preparation of the momentous crossover that was to come.
...my appreciation for Ordinary Sausage increases immensely as I watch this.
Same it's like i thought it was easy
Watch unnus anus do it
Rainbow Unicorns0015 ew more like anus
He was the master all this time
@@Rainbow0015 you like to watch people suffer
"I got scammed and I got intestines"
Someone needs to tell him what sausage casing also come from.
Well you can get artificial ones made out of collagen I think but yeah he’s a bit dumb 😂
@@cheesed-kun8445 shut up dummy.
@@greeneye2037 bruh he isn't wrong.
@@Fastitocalon69 I didn't say he was.
:)
As someone who works in a sausage factory, I can verify that these recipes are actually not that unusual.
Netflix : " How is the movie so far "
Someones daughter : 9:50
Who's doing it? Swamp Thing?
When you realize that scream was Charlie and not his gf...
Scream? From our masculine god Charles? No, that was a war cry
A war cry unlike any other, sending shivers down that sausage's and our spines
A scream able to make the strongest GODS piss there pants out of straight fear alone, truly a magnificent sound...and a fearful one as well
mmm ice scream
Guess ya'll forgot about the "Roach during Runescape" escapade...
Charlie screamed in fear more times than all of the horror games he has played combined.
So more than 0? Charlie's only fear is cockroaches. Uh, I mean "mortal enemy that instills a primal and destructive rage within him".
"you know, this might actually not be a disaster"
this is foreshadowing at its finest right here
You took Ordinary Sausage from the bowels of youtube and fast tracked him to popularity, he made a jesus candle with your face on it, and I love this entire story.
The thumbnail looks like a homeless man who broke in and had an existential crisis after throwing up
This had me wheezing
Aquaman
Evil Thoughts r/rareinsults
Luis Silva Jesus fuck your reddit shit
Sausage: Looks like literal diarrhea
Charlie: Now this is what a sausage should look like
Cr1tikal makes poop jokes even while he's cooking.
Call him Charlie or cr1tikal his CZcams name is weird
@@AndresGarcia-qk3sj P E N G U I N Z 0
@@AndresGarcia-qk3sj cr1tikal means adolf hitler in japanese
*Charlie
Charlie wanted to one up the sausage king and he learned a lesson in humility
Even after MONTHS of this being out and me even forgetting about it, it made me laugh hard back then, and coming back to it now, im literally in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It was supposed to be sausage casings, but it feels like I got scammed and got intestines."
Oh Charlie sweetie
im glad someone noticed..
r/woooosh
@@YellowCake235-p3t definitely not
hmmm yes the floor here is made of floor
@@YellowCake235-p3t you clearly have no idea what a wooosh is, and came
from reddit expecting to make people feel bad and make you look smart, but you made yourself look stupid instead.
This man really is playing life on hardcore mode
Hardcore mode is being a man under 5’7, he is in Ulta-Hardcore Permadeath 50% Health No Hit Broken Straight Sword Only
TyetheRebel yes I know, i was agreeing with him.
Wait, you respawn after dying?
Wdym he's not black
Nah he's just ultimate ironman
I love how Charlie substitutes plates for bowls.
Charlie: “ this is sausage casings but I feel like I’ve been scammed and got
intestines”
Everyone in the world who knows that sausage casings are either pig or lamb intestine... 👁👄👁
The second attempt is like Hulk came all over him
I was about to make the same comment but with alien cum
Ur profile picture also is
bro it’s literally your profile pic
@@elbuff2770 HAHAH yes
I thought about Shrek but that would be a blessing.
I swear his eyebrows and beard looks like it was made using sharpies
ShAwN_Dg are you trying to get on rare insults
@@leeholymoly lol what
He is the son of conchita wurst
He's blessed with godly Keanu Reeves genetics
@Some Guy yeah ik what it is it was just random as fuc
Hearing Charlie scream is like seeing your dad cry, it never happens and when it does you don't know what to do
Every cooking vid this man releases makes me grateful I studied to be a chef in HS. Not knowing how to cook seems like a scary existence
*mess everywhere and covered in green goo*
"that is such a shame. that would have been a great sausage"
Tessa Lynch how dare you mock Jesus Christ!
This man had a mission bro
LMAO
He's type of English teacher we need
We don't need the white Karens who talk about Shakespeare like a godsend
Charlie’s beginning to look like iCarly, I’m worried.
@@user-qk1jg6mr3g ok
icharlie
Are u okey?
THEY DELETED MY COMMENT SMH
Michael Jackson?
“Supposed to be sausage casings but i feel like i got scammed and these are intestines”
Oh you port sweet boy, you’ll learn someday
He wont
Charlies constant incompetence at basic tasks is truly amazing.
Everytime charlie says :“It‘ll be fine“, I feel doom growing ever closer.
It’s a pretty good game
@@saltybiscuit8949 true that
*Doom soundtrack starts playing*
I was going to say that you did it first
mf doom?!?!⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
I bet his wardrobe is just white shirts and each one expresses his emotion
Absolutely none at all times
*emotion
That emotion being cum
You forgot he also owns one black shirt
They are all white only to the untrained eyes
10:00 Charlie shows slight distraught, but his true pain started when he saw that his work was destroyed. Absolutely amazing
Charlie, this video was truly a master piece. You're doing the Lord's work here Son. Haven't laughed that hard at someone failing since me on my wedding night. Great job!!!
I love Charlie's goddamn actually scared screams. He can get jumpscared in a horror game and you get nothing. But if there's a roach or something sudden happens IRL, he shrieks like a little girl. 4:05 and 9:50 for the screams. Good stuff. Someone should make a compilation.
Bozo You misspelled 9:52.
It's especially funny because of how emotionless he was back in the day, and how there's only been one horror game in the history of time to scare him
@@Nathan-wk6jt what game was it?
my mans got nickelodeon GAK'd
Nathan Napkins which one?
One must master the ancient technique “sausage flip” in order to master the art of sausage making
It probably would've helped if he twisted off the ends first as well lol...
@@me4tgr1ndr honestly. I need to see a attempt 2. He should turn the sausage device 180° so it hits the counter top and wont flop over and kill everyone.
@@ryencolbar4900 so load the ingredients upside down? Good idea, I like it
@@me4tgr1ndr no, like flip the machine, because It twisted towards him and fell on the floor. If that was leaning against a wall? Nope. Wont fall. I mean it's a bad design for it to fall anyways. Unless it needs a peice
@@ryencolbar4900 I know, I was being sarcastic lol. I believe he said in the video that after he was done he noticed that he didn't have the locking mechanism on it
"That could've been a great sausage"
Words to live by
You and ordinary sausage need to make a partner channel with the two of you doing literally anything.
Everyone: Charlie your shirt is white
Charlie: To the untrained eye
speedwagon it’s not white now because of that incredible ending
speedwagon Also, baby stando?
@@vegetable1495 yep
Ora
Vsauce theme plays
Thank you!!! I needed this video today!!! I hope you didn't give up trying to make sausage..
5:30 the face of a proud man right there
“It’s supposed to be sausage casings but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines instead”
*Charlie, what do you think sausage casings are made of? They **_are_** made of intestines*
I think that was the joke
@@isaac13d it sure didn't sound like one. Charlie is oblivious to some common things, like bears running so i wouln't be too surprised
I was scrolling to find this comment:)) so i wasn't the only one thinking this
@@isaac13d i think at this point in regards of cooking it's hard to tell if he is joking or not
im glad someone said it 😂, i dont think it was a joke
Legend says
He sleeps, showers, and still eats in a white shirt.
Karma’s coming you get to a point where your entire wardrobe is just the same clothes every day
Sorry babe, the shirt stays on during sex
@Harshhaze
Lol 😂
One of the only youtubers to make me laugh until tears come to my eyes. Damn this was a good video
Charlie: “Should be fine”
It was definitely not fine
charlies girlfriend sounds like his mom thats trying to encourage him when he says he wants to be a chef
Plot twist she is his mom
Hey 2 in 1
kevin hoang oh shit youre right
A Sans undertale everyday good deal tbh
@@skinnylegend5021 sweet home Alabama
The thumbnail looks like he’s wearing a bad map of the world
i thought he uh
threw up
Poor Charlie, he’s only ever watched people butcher dishes, he has no idea how to do it right.
I think it was divine intervention for that unholy fruit sausage to be destroyed
“I feel like I got scammed. Ordered sausage casings but got intestines.” Bruh
Adam Kwarren i think thats the joke
Nah he def didn’t know
Cameron definitely agree judging by the intonation of his voice
@Tsukiko Furude
Hey John Wick Jesus, they're the same thing
@@acefingerhole90 he admitted on the most recent official podcast that he didnt know they were made of intestine. idiot. wasnt a joke. you are dumb
He's slowly turning into Tarzan, soon enough we won't be able to recognize him.
un know more like Johnathan Wack
He’s looks greazy
Every time he says “it should be fine”, you know it’s not going to be fine ....
“I thought there was no way to mess it up but unfortunately I found a way to f it up”
2:18
Tiana: "Why did you use my pot instead of a bowl?"
Charlie: "HUH?!"
I see Eustace Bagge has taught you well
It’s not everyday that one gets to see courage references
2:00 forbidden spaghetti
I LOVE how the filling was literally being cooked out of the sausage XD
“I feel like I’ve been scammed and got intestines”................Charlie I have a surprise for you
yea, i wasn't sure if that was the joke here - on the other hand i think what he got were artificial intestines
Hmm the floor is made of floor.
@@bog2127 but i think it might be artificial floor.
Cant believe i rushed to click this video of a dude cooking a sausage. Just proves your content is awesome no matter what subject 😆
"It should be ok"
All of Charlie's cooking videos
Just a some tips
1: try mashing the ingredients together in a bowl to get an even distribution of ingredients.
2. NEVER dump all of the ingredients at once. Have a slow, consistent feed of ingredients or else youll break your grinder.
3. Since you're working withmostly not meat, crack an egg into the ingerdients while mixing as a sort of binder
EDIT: while im here, a few more
4. Putting your ingredients AND your grinder components in the freezer for at least an hour really helps get a more consistent texture. But since you're using mostly not meat, this is kind of a moot point.
5. When applying the casing, you should put the entire casing on the tube with about 5 inches to spare. Then you feed the sausage slowly into it. Think of it as putting on a condom.
6. When you have your sausage, twist it in counter directions so it doesn't untangle
i hope you have a license for sausage making good sire
thank you for the tips, SausageMaster Riley
Not all capes wear heros.
Yessirrr 👍
Yeah plus he needs to practice meat distribution
my boy looks like he’s the reason the word “soggy” was added to the oxford dictionary
"soggy critical"
theBraxil 💀💀
It was a bad idea to eat lunch while watching this
Now you guys officially know what my money shot looks like
Tiana "That's gonna take forever to cook"
Charlie "Well lets crank this shit to 10"
That's not at all how it works and that's why I think you're the perfect person to have a cooking show.
I must confess when he put that tiny pan on the biggest pad I got a bit mad.
I mean, it will cook the outside of something faster. Depends on how raw you like the insides of your food.
@@evanneff7776 it technically will cook the inside faster as well since more heat comes to it
@@kirisai7453 true but it'll cook the outside even faster so if you cooked some chicken at max heat and took it out when the outside looked good, it'd probably be cold and raw on the inside
"I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines." I mean, unless they're artificial that's usually what they are. That might be a joke that just went over my head though.
I don't think it was a joke sadly 🤣
Exactly my thought 😂😂
@@Phrate what doesn't make sense?
I’ve been looking for this comment
Charlie was not joking I don't think
"Huh? Oh. I don't know" really sums up this video perfectly
We proud of u Charlie!
Keep going!
Uncle Jack has a tear on his eyes.
Charlie: "I have the delicate hands of a surgeon"
Also Charlie: * spills everything everywhere *
Nemesis Lord he never specified what type of surgeon
ENTITLED KID YOUR TOYS ARE MINE NOW Hmmm now that's not untrue
Damn if only he made a joke about it
“I bought sausage casings and got stomach intestines”
Bro, that’s what sausage casings are...
Germans frown at his lack of sausage knowledge
Traditionally, but you can get synthetic casings made of cellulose
@@moimoiyoop intestines where used as condoms a while ago, so they are literally edible condoms lol
@@DvDick hell yeah
HURHRR same thing really
Anytime Charlie says “I thought it’d be nice.” You know it didn’t go as planned.
As a fellow german i have to say that this sausage is the wurst
I see what you did there mein freund
Badum tss...
definitiv das wurst
🏅 best comment 🏅
Being German doesn't make you the *dictator* of sausages.
"I feel like I got scammed and got intestines".
Well, yes, but actually no.
Well at least he technically was right
Charlies cooking is really one of its kind, not even the almighty Gordon Ramsey, Chef of the Kitchen of Hell, has any words for his cooking, Jamie Oliver, the man himself, couldn't comprehend the fascinating structure of thes meals, and last but not least, Guy Fieri, another one at the top tier, (input some badass line about cooking).
A well derserved Italian 😘👌.
Corpse may have spilled wine on his white tee but Charlie here took it and spew vomit on it.
"It's supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and just got intestines."
*Well, yes*
Me watching Charlie not know what a sausage casing is: *_Congratulations, you played yourself_*
Day 56 of asking Charlie for a signed fleshlight
Pre-filled, ya?
CMOOOOOON CMOOOOOOON
llamapi3 thats the true signature
C'mon Charlie we want it
we'll get you there
Best quotes
“It looks like something I would have dissected in biology in high school”
“It’s just the breading making it really hard”
“I thought it would be like filling up a water balloon”
“Lookin like a good sausage”
“He’s gonna burst”
“It’s not burnt it’s just been flavor blasted”
9:55 when you get handed a baby at the party
"This sausage doesn't look that bad"
the sausage: has hair, teeth and is basically a fetus
Succ The Zucc I eat babies
So he's making babies
"You know, this might not actually be a disaster."
Famous last words.
charlie couldn't make cheese and crackers without causing a worldwide scandal.
"yuou know, this might actually don't be a disaster"
I laughed so hard I legitimately had an asthma attack.