The Oatmeal is a Lie | a SimpleFlips mix of Still Alive (Portal)

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • I felt the need to do this.
    SimpleFlips' reaction: • One Of The Best Song R...
    Lyrics: (courtesy of Aexis Rai in the comments, thanks for typing it up)
    this was a TRIUMPH.
    I'm making 1 OATMEAL, huge sucDICK.
    its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    NATHANIEL SCUTTLEBUG BANDY:
    we do what we must BECAUSE we can.
    for the good of all of us,
    except the ones who are BEN.
    but there's no sense FUCKing over KING DEDEDE.
    you just keep on FLYing
    til you run out of OATMEAL.
    and the science gets done,
    and you make a COCONUT GUN
    for the people who are still alive.
    I'm not even THE BEST.
    I'm being so PIIIINK GUY.
    even though you broke my heart and killed BUP.
    and tore BUP to pieces.
    and threw every BUP into a fire.
    as they burned (AAAA) it hurt because I was so CUUUTE.
    now these points of data make a beautiful line,
    and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
    so I'm glad I got FUCKED,
    think of all the things we SUCKED
    for the people who are still alive.
    go ahead and KIRBY.
    I think I'd prefer to stay inside GAY BABY JAIL.
    maybe you'll find someone else to BLJ THE THWOMP'S COCK.
    maybe MY PUSSY.
    that was a joke, HAHAHA fat chance.
    anyway, this B L J is so delicious and 2 HOURS.
    look at me still talking when there's science IN MY LIFE.
    when I look out there, it makes me glad, IN MY WIFE.
    I've experiments IN A CAGE, DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
    for the people who are still alive.
    and believe me I am still alive.
    I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and I'm still alive.
    while you're DEAD, I'll be still alive.
    and when you're FRED I will be still alive.
    I CAN FLY.
    still alive.
    FIRST TRY
    IDIOT.

Komentáře • 320

  • @the3rdsideofthings771
    @the3rdsideofthings771 Před 6 lety +340

    IM HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GOD DAME AXE

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +24

      ME TOO

    • @the3rdsideofthings771
      @the3rdsideofthings771 Před 6 lety +11

      Amathal Junior YES THE AXE IS NOW DEAD FORE THE DAY LONG FUCKERY

    • @cerealio
      @cerealio Před 6 lety +2

      The 3rd side of things l

    • @Firestar19
      @Firestar19 Před 4 lety

      Why do you just leave random e's everywhere? DAME and FORE didn't need them

  • @complexrolls7031
    @complexrolls7031 Před 6 lety +579

    This truly is a triumph.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +27

      hi complex big fan of your chat memery

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy Před 6 lety +9

      what a triumph is aaaat

  • @konoha_z6300
    @konoha_z6300 Před 6 lety +57

    "I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and i'm still alive" gets me every fuckin time

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +8

      Me too, me too.
      I also.
      Myself as well.
      This guy in addition.

    • @Deifus
      @Deifus Před rokem

      @@aMkinfinity thanks for that imma give u a pat *pat pat*

  • @david5310
    @david5310 Před 6 lety +435

    let's all think about this guy was just a pokemon youtuber and decided to drop this out of nowhere

  • @aMkinfinity
    @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +837

    For my current subscribers... uh, feel free to completely ignore this?
    For the Idiot gang and Oatmeal lovers, to answer your question: Yes, I will be donating this song on stream.
    EDIT: Simple loved it. What a triumph is that?
    Edit: 7/21/21 - 100k views. Absolutely wild. First and only video of mine to ever do so. I want to lock you all up in the GBJ inside my heart.

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 Před 6 lety +217

    The coconut gun part was genius

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +19

      Thank you. I try, I try.

    • @AlanNess
      @AlanNess Před 6 lety +2

      especially keeping the drumbeats

  • @someguyontheinternet2521
    @someguyontheinternet2521 Před 3 lety +130

    God, I miss 2018 simpleflips, it's still great now, but in a different way.

    • @azure_06
      @azure_06 Před 11 měsíci +7

      im very neutral with this because i definitely agree that the humor was something else back then but im very happy for him now

  • @AutisticYui
    @AutisticYui Před 6 lety +743

    The Ben part made me laugh way harder than I should have. Nice job :D

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +28

      Much love, thanks :)

    • @MistLite
      @MistLite Před 6 lety +5

      I like your Yui profile :)

    • @hongkongdad928
      @hongkongdad928 Před 6 lety +3

      Very accurate name

    • @mon-6166
      @mon-6166 Před 6 lety +5

      "he needs to see this"
      "of fucking course he was already here two weeks ago"

    • @MrDe-ru2hj
      @MrDe-ru2hj Před 6 lety +4

      bup

  • @TheDoginator
    @TheDoginator Před 6 lety +97

    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and I'm still alive

  • @user-np8le4iz8r
    @user-np8le4iz8r Před 6 lety +195

    Seeing this appear on my feed I thought "Meh, just another mix, let's give it a listen, what could possibly be so special?". I was sadly mistaken. From the begining on, hearing triumph and not having even thought about it I broke out laughing. Then listening to the rest of the song and the amount of care and detail put into it I had the hugest fucking grin I've had in days, constantly laughing heartily and appreciating this masterpiece. I am fucking Fred. Thanks aMathanielity

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +12

      Glad I could make you smile. That's really the goal. Thanks for enjoying, have a great weekend dude

    • @cjnewman7550
      @cjnewman7550 Před 6 lety

      Aradair Krawl cute profile pic. What is it?

    • @urfork1
      @urfork1 Před 6 lety +1

      i died too at that point

  • @ben3759
    @ben3759 Před 6 lety +253

    I love this and I love you.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +19

      lessthanheckingthree

    • @blu1176
      @blu1176 Před 6 lety +8

      for the good of all of us, *except the ones who are ben*

    • @dylob2523
      @dylob2523 Před 5 lety

      I'm having intercourse with the god damn ax.

  • @Lumabit
    @Lumabit Před 6 lety +391

    Now I want a simpleflips version of the portal 2 ending song...

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +84

      Now THERE is an idea. May be a project of mine to do in the future!

    • @AexisRai
      @AexisRai Před 6 lety +42

      one day EVERYONE FUCKED UP THE STREAM
      so I could DO DUMB SHIT for 27 MINUTES
      it's such a shame the same will never happen to FOXEN

    • @Yaya0001
      @Yaya0001 Před 6 lety +1

      Luma, why are you in the comment section of every video I watch? you are even in Camilo's discord.

    • @Lumabit
      @Lumabit Před 6 lety +4

      The Developer because I just end up everywhere

    • @JediJess1
      @JediJess1 Před 6 lety

      read my mind. We gotta wait a bit first to add more beauty to it

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins Před 2 lety +7

    I love that you included "I'm fucking dead, I'm fucking Fred"
    I hadn't watched Simpleflips for a few years but that was the line that I kept remembering for some reason.

  • @LocalPizzaBox
    @LocalPizzaBox Před 6 lety +79

    Best song to start a week.

  • @barnabymcbobbery9688
    @barnabymcbobbery9688 Před 3 lety +12

    When she said "I'm not even THE BEST" I felt that. :(

  • @Jack-yu8dc
    @Jack-yu8dc Před 3 lety +7

    IM HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE and im still alive

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 Před 2 lety

      Jet Erikson? Is that you?

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN Před rokem +1

      @@Tedula1134 its jack jetickson

    • @Jack-yu8dc
      @Jack-yu8dc Před rokem +1

      @@Tedula1134 adopted second cousin

  • @InASunnyDaze
    @InASunnyDaze Před 6 lety +113

    Recognition from the Simpleflips himself! Well done!

  • @InspectorGadget01
    @InspectorGadget01 Před 6 lety +32

    Is simpleflips taking over siivagunner????

  • @jamesgaming7198
    @jamesgaming7198 Před 6 lety +36

    What kind of a madman would dislike this absolute masterpiece?!

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ Před 6 lety +25

    Oh my aching tentacles

  • @dairyisfine
    @dairyisfine Před 6 lety +35

    this is genius. listening on stream right now

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +6

      Thanks for enjoying, glad you heard it live ;D

  • @Sol-jj7de
    @Sol-jj7de Před 6 lety +34

    Thank you so much for creating this, you get a free get out of gay baby jail card.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +15

      Hopefully I get to pass Go and collect 200 IQ

  • @catlink37
    @catlink37 Před 4 lety +6

    Two years later and it is still a banger

  • @matriarchofazure7607
    @matriarchofazure7607 Před 5 lety +6

    "This was a TRIUMPH!" That part killed me

  • @LexLaboratory
    @LexLaboratory Před 6 lety +46

    This is the final song of the final Simpleflips stream, are you from the future?

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +11

      Nah, I'm in the year 2025 just like you

    • @Firestar19
      @Firestar19 Před 4 lety +1

      Don't make me think about that. Fuck you, now I'm sad

    • @azure_06
      @azure_06 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@aMkinfinity i cant wait to come back to this comment in 2025

  • @kazedan
    @kazedan Před 6 lety +21

    A true masterpiece

  • @puckie643
    @puckie643 Před 4 lety +5

    I keep coming back to Simple's reaction to this, it's such a wholesome moment
    The way his own laughter got him was my favorite moment lol

  • @arte7125
    @arte7125 Před 6 lety +11

    This is the best definition and the truest usage of the word "art"

  • @BlueCatarex
    @BlueCatarex Před 8 měsíci

    the way "pink guy" syncs up with "sincere right now" is perfect

  • @dominicbonogofski
    @dominicbonogofski Před rokem +1

    I had to listen to this after I heard it playing on one of Simpleflip's old videos. I don't regret it.

  • @walmu
    @walmu Před 2 lety +1

    Got this on my recommended page, always glad to revisit this masterpiece

  • @airtoumfake
    @airtoumfake Před 2 lety +2

    "I'm having intercourse with the goddamn axe!" ALWAYS catches me off guard and makes me crack up lmao

  • @incredicassio
    @incredicassio Před 6 lety +19

    Bloody fantastic

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +4

      Too bad it was the blood of Bup. He will be missed.

  • @IamTurtlez
    @IamTurtlez Před 2 lety +1

    This video is still the greatest achievement of all mankind

  • @tourwillem
    @tourwillem Před 5 měsíci

    "Go ahead and Kirby" at 1:48 is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

  • @Cal.F
    @Cal.F Před 2 lety +2

    Congrats on 4 years of this masterpiece

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 2 lety +1

      Wow, has it already been that long? Thank you!

    • @Cal.F
      @Cal.F Před 6 měsíci

      ​@aMkinfinity happy a little more then 5 years

  • @aqple
    @aqple Před 7 měsíci

    i absolutely love how this starts

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick Před 2 lety +2

    I remember seeing this happen on stream years ago, such a great moment. I will never forget the silver age of Simpleflips

  • @douk3395
    @douk3395 Před 6 lety +17

    i love you

  • @TheMightyGiantDad
    @TheMightyGiantDad Před 4 lety +4

    This was honestly such wholesome fun to listen to. Thank you for this

  • @MrDe-ru2hj
    @MrDe-ru2hj Před 6 lety +2

    Bup

  • @ryanfanshaw5171
    @ryanfanshaw5171 Před rokem +2

    The laugh getting replaced, in my life, in my wife and I'm having intercourse with the God damn axe are the bestt

  • @quentinr750
    @quentinr750 Před 6 lety +6

    What a triumph is that

  • @heyitsunio
    @heyitsunio Před 6 lety +3

    Here comes Kirby to Meta Knight to protect
    Because he is attacked by King Dedede
    Meta Knight swings his sword of King Dedede defeat
    What a triumph is that!

  • @thewindwakinghero7423
    @thewindwakinghero7423 Před rokem +1

    And tore bup to pieces 😢

  • @JustAnotherMike_
    @JustAnotherMike_ Před 2 lety +2

    A good but rough start if I'm being honest
    That 2nd half is so silky smooth and catchy it's addictive though. Great job!

  • @mikeybud3501
    @mikeybud3501 Před 6 lety +4

    one of the best meme songs in existence

  • @bw-leftturnracing7779
    @bw-leftturnracing7779 Před 3 lety +3

    1:21 killed me

  • @jjemerald186
    @jjemerald186 Před 6 lety +10

    This is amazing.

  • @Armonzii
    @Armonzii Před 6 lety +2

    What a hilariously awesome song. Thank you for bringing this into my life.

  • @redstonewarrior0152
    @redstonewarrior0152 Před 3 lety +1

    Poor bup. All he wanted was some proper adhesive and yet you killed him, tore him to pieces, and scattered the pieces to the wind.

  • @TheDanson14
    @TheDanson14 Před 3 lety +1

    liked the video after the first "triumph"

  • @zezus001
    @zezus001 Před 3 lety

    And threw every-BUP into a fire

  • @Pr0zimity
    @Pr0zimity Před 2 lety

    I love how the process of this song being created was that the word triumph is in the first line

  • @glitchcanon
    @glitchcanon Před 3 lety

    "This was a- *TRIUMPH*"
    *Instant wave of pain.*

  • @aa9945
    @aa9945 Před 11 měsíci

    this is a TRIUMPH is so fucking funny dude even to this day

  • @david5310
    @david5310 Před 6 lety +1

    i can't listen to this enough.
    it's my daily routine.
    this is truly the ultimate simplememe

  • @No_Sleepee
    @No_Sleepee Před 2 lety +2

    So I'm glad I got *FUCKED?* Think of all the things we *sucked*
    God-tier edit

  • @thelittlet2255
    @thelittlet2255 Před 3 lety +2

    Some heros use there time questionably

  • @MegAmi24
    @MegAmi24 Před 6 lety +6

    unmod ben

  • @TheColossalMixel
    @TheColossalMixel Před 6 lety +1

    Simpleflips to shoutouts

  • @theomegaghost
    @theomegaghost Před 6 lety +3

    Oh, what a triumph was thaaat.

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 Před 6 lety +4

    Now your thinking with Bupidity

  • @dudeguymap
    @dudeguymap Před 6 lety +19

    Is there any way to download just the "IM HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE"
    I wanna use it as a notification sound.

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +11

      1) you miiiight wanna rethink that? Like what if you're at an interview or something and that goes off? Maybe? But hey I'd hire you instantly.
      2) nah, you'd have to rip it from a YT vid and save your own audio file

    • @dudeguymap
      @dudeguymap Před 6 lety +8

      aMkinfinity Who wouldn't hire someone not afraid to have such a ridiculous notification sound.

  • @sparky6757
    @sparky6757 Před 6 lety +3

    Cool and good

  • @Scratchydude829
    @Scratchydude829 Před 3 lety

    we do what we must
    BECUS
    we can

  • @arsyn4504
    @arsyn4504 Před 6 lety +3

    What a fucking masterpiece

  • @morisan42
    @morisan42 Před 6 lety +2

    SHOUTOUTS

  • @doq
    @doq Před 6 lety +1

    I'M HAVING INTERCOURSE WITH THE GODDAMN AXE!
    _I don't remember which video that was._

  • @Pr0zimity
    @Pr0zimity Před 2 lety +1

    One of the finest pieces of bullshit ever made. I cry every time I hear co co nut GUN

  • @SpicyAvocado
    @SpicyAvocado Před 6 lety

    Just came from the highlight video. This is great and I love how it still rhymes

  • @eternal3880
    @eternal3880 Před 6 lety +2

    FLY

  • @quest_bendyxquest_cupheads582

    OH MY GOD..
    PORTAL STILL SURVIVES!! YAS!

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 Před 3 lety

    God.... damnit
    Why does “pink guy” actually fit

  • @TheONLYFeli0
    @TheONLYFeli0 Před 6 lety

    Oh my God, this was on the best song request for Simpleflips

  • @xdeathcon
    @xdeathcon Před 4 lety

    I see that this masterpiece has returned to my recommended section once again.

  • @LinenMinun
    @LinenMinun Před 6 lety +1

    Is this what heaven sounds like?

  • @NeviTheLettyFan
    @NeviTheLettyFan Před rokem +1

    Man it really has been 5 years
    Holy shit

  • @SweetDude
    @SweetDude Před 6 lety +1

    it's really good

  • @garrettoliva5154
    @garrettoliva5154 Před 6 lety +1

    How I beat Portal 1 in 0.5 Portal Placements.

  • @zekromfury
    @zekromfury Před 6 lety +1

    THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST THING TO EVER HAVE EXISTED

  • @goatsandbullets
    @goatsandbullets Před 6 lety

    what a triumph is thaayt

  • @lior_haddad
    @lior_haddad Před 11 měsíci +1

    yo waddup
    randomly remembered this song again, was hoping to find the source for the axe intercourse, guess not lol
    though the rage line is from Super Mario XD aka the origin of GBJ
    video still a banger 10/10

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 11 měsíci

      Ah yeah I have no clue on that. Obviously from the end of a castle level in Mario Maker but considering that that game is nearly half of his content it would be a lot to re-sift through. Apologies that I can’t help narrow it down further! Appreciate you though! 10/10 commenter

    • @lior_haddad
      @lior_haddad Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@aMkinfinity

  • @KoKoKen
    @KoKoKen Před 6 lety

    this made me happy

  • @lukeahandsa
    @lukeahandsa Před 5 lety

    RIP BUP

  • @Buttgun
    @Buttgun Před 6 lety +1

    god tier memeage

  • @averyoriginalname1547
    @averyoriginalname1547 Před 5 lety

    This is the best one and noone can change this fact.

  • @Rcruzer4
    @Rcruzer4 Před 6 lety

    Siiva is so late on this beautiful masterpiece
    not me tho since I commented here when it was shouted out by dad himself

  • @truebootheghost5191
    @truebootheghost5191 Před rokem

    a timeless classic

  • @rusterbuck2772
    @rusterbuck2772 Před 6 lety

    You've changed the oatmeal game forever.

  • @damiansmith5294
    @damiansmith5294 Před 6 lety

    AS LONG AS THERE'S OATMEAL, WE'RE FLYING.

  • @FLYNN_TAGGART
    @FLYNN_TAGGART Před 6 lety

    No "Great entertainer he is" 0/10
    Real talk, this was amazing!!

  • @revine9243
    @revine9243 Před 2 lety

    i didn't know i needed this until i saw it

  • @krisalis_
    @krisalis_ Před 3 lety

    God fucking bless you, king

  • @redishasart2674
    @redishasart2674 Před 5 lety +1

    The only people who are still alive are the on who watch simpleflips.

  • @ryanfanshaw5171
    @ryanfanshaw5171 Před rokem

    This is a masterpiece

  • @seeya_le5666
    @seeya_le5666 Před 6 lety

    I love you.
    Please keep existing.
    🐢

  • @l.i.a.m.b
    @l.i.a.m.b Před 6 lety

    Nathaniel "Scuttlebug" Bandy! Every time!

  • @SillyGoofyMode
    @SillyGoofyMode Před rokem

    im 4 years late but this is a banger 🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheLazyLP
    @TheLazyLP Před 6 lety +1

    Want You Oatmeal (Gone) when?

    • @aMkinfinity
      @aMkinfinity  Před 6 lety +1

      If I’m being completely honest, probs this summer? I don’t have tons of time rn and it’d allow time for plenty of new memes/lore to develop