Life as a single father is hard; the only way you can feed your kids is by hitting up strip clubs, hoping one of the dancers accidentally squirts milk on you, and then blackmailing them to give you a full bottle. 😞
I've actually seen this kind of stuff long before this...for reasons. The art could honestly be a whole lot worse, but otherwise it's pretty similar TBH. They sell themselves as true stories, but needless to say this is probably all bullshit.
Fun fact, it is possible for a mother to not be the biological mother to her children naturally. In Lydia Fairchild's case, her DNA test said she wasn't the mother of her two kids. What causes this is if two non-identical twins form during pregnancy, but they both fuse together early during the pregnancy. Creating a person with two different DNA present in the body. In Lydia's case, technically speaking, it's her non-identical twin she fused with who is the biological mother of her children instead of her, making her, biologically, the aunt to her children.
Wow that’s a crazy story (I looked it up and they even tried to prosecute her for claiming benefits for children that weren’t hers), thanks for sharing that, this was a valuable comment
I remember hearing about that story on some bbc series a couple years ago! Really fascinating story yet sad knowing how much distressed she must’ve felt during that whole situation
The weirdest part is how deep you have to dig to find stuff like this, yet there's always hundreds of thousands of people already there watching it. Who are they?
Eight year old girls fascinated and disturbed by the concept of pregnancy without understanding it. _Won't I have to be fat if I have a baby? Ohhhhh, you can be skinny enough to go to nightclubs even if you have a baby, but your stomach will be gross. That's so mean, it's her baby, and they made it black! That's not nice!_
Literally children who just let autoplay direct the videos because parents let their iPads entertain their kids instead of actually checking what they watch
@@michaelstrong5383 An unfortunate truth of the matter is that a good chunk of parents tend to sit their kids in front of an iPad and walk away, trusting the site to keep them occupied. Combined with the autoplay feature, it can easily eventually end up with the child finding videos of this style and being recommended even more of them. It's a combination of the parents not being more attentive about what kind of media their very young and impressionable kid is consuming as well as CZcams's lack of care towards site moderation and making sure content farms like these do not persist
but dont you see? there could always be a convoluted and super specific wholesome reason why people want to do weird stuff with you. now get naked asap!
These are EXACTLY like those mobile game ads where you make meaningful decisions like "Push him away or let him creampie you" or whatever. And they pretend to tell deep stories that are all up to you and shit.
It’s like an AI trying so hard to make a show for children, but incapable of talking about anything other than toxic relationships and pregnant women breastfeeding.
There are some creators that make kid shows while inserting their fetish into them (Dan Schneider, for instance), but they're never this upfront about it like these videos.
@@vaultdude4871"Oh my god, have you heard of all the people, falling for the fake version of this game?" "No, nobody has, you're making that up" "Well you've found the puzzle game that everybody's talking about!" "We only talk shit leave me alone." "Tap the link to get the real version of the funnest puzzle game ever made." "No, go away, how dare you shame portal like that you child scamming cuck "
At first I was questioning why the mother was giving her own DNA sample when it was the father that wanted the paternity test. Then the rest of the video happened and now I just think this whole thing was made by an AI because none of this makes any sense.
You know, if it was the mother's identity that the DNA test put into question (putting aside how improbable that seems in context), you'd think the mother would be the one upset by her husband's possible infidelity than the reverse.
It's weird that twisted, biologically inaccurate, poorly animated and written shovel-content like this can be monetized to minors, yet other content creators have to resort to saving contrivances like "unaliving" and bend over backwards to avoid getting demonetized.
CZcams rewards the lowest common denominator. Channels like World War Two that have done crazy things like a 24 hour D-Day livestream get regularly demonetized and hidden by the algorithm for producing educational content while junk gets promoted.
This is so abusive in this period about "have the baby" messages everywhere. Now it's seriously to the woman "how do we know it's even yours" and "I have to endure so much to prove I even deserve to exist". Those accents sound eastern/northern european. It's definitely propaganda feeling.
@@ajoajoajoaj I was thinking pushing through words and themes this continual idea around women, pregnancy, and babies in a weird mix of enforcement and negativity. Propaganda doesn't have to be a foreign agenda, in this globalized world of content farms. Just seems to be jamming a lot of messaging relating to a hotly debated subjects turned political in the States in particular.
So it could be foreigners or most AI content generators wanting to push buttons with "popular" topics that results in a nasty debate and Wattpad level teen angst. Or just cheap tools to still create these narratives on purpose. It could even be "listen to this ambiguously foreign voice and negative messaging... connect those things in your brain." It just feels manipulative beyond YT views.
I think CZcams should remove this, like seriously. If this was satire or comedy that would be one thing, but this is trying to pass as educational and targeting kids.
Who is the target demographic? I'm guessing it's like eight-to-twelve-year-old girls who are disturbed/fascinated by the concept of pregnancy and motherhood without a clear idea of how they work, can't get their fix on DeviantArt, and are ESL so also don't realize how bizarre it is when it's not in their native language.
My 2 thoughts: 1. It's f*ck up that these animations will appear in youtube kids just because it’s animated. 2. That 2nd video was hilarious. It has been a while since I said "Oh My God" to a video. I need to see Scoot's reaction to this. 😂
This was funny to watch, but tbh this channel has actually angered me. The fact that we have gotten so deep into the content brained dystopia that gross content like this is being rewarded, is a 'credible' business persuit, and worst of all being consumed by CHILDREN is something that we should see as the cynical bullshit that it is. This is not normal. It SHOULDN'T be normal. Ugh
So, somehow this guy gets a sex worker forced into slavery, then buys her from her boss/slave-owner. And the lesson is that you shouldn't judge him? That video is literally pro sex trafficking.
ok, I am 1 minute into the video and my first thought is: how/why didn't the mother immediately see the baby's skin colour after child birth. did she just pass out so she couldn't look at her baby or something?
I would say this feels like something written by an ai… but I’m pretty sure an ai would come up with something more coherent… what the fuck did I just watch?
There is so much wrong with this video it makes me want to make my own commentary channel just to make an 8 hour analysis on everything wrong with this thing.
Around 9:33 , yeah I remember watching my friend play “it takes two” and I do not like how it was so adamant on a mom and dad staying in a bad relationship.
2:52 how is he still mad at her? He should be worried that SHE would assume HE cheated! And that the babies got swapped somehow with a girl he cheated on her with at about the same time he got her pregnant. That'd be the most logical conclusion and yet he's mad at her? Lmaoo
My father's name is John Smith but one time I saw him wear a shirt that said something like "Ed Hardy"... WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!?! Is he my real dad or is his name Ed Hardy? He left the paper trail that was a name on his shirt once and I was suspicious ever since.
Soooo, did the nurse fake the maternity test? You'd think they'd add him being late and missing the birth to patch up that plot hole of him...presumably having just watched her give birth. I mean if he and the nurse wanted this to be believable, they'd have him miss actually seeing it himself so he can pretend to not believe her lol
Another question that wasn't answered with the first story, was since she had the receipt, did she keep all the stuff from the "bABy StORe" or did she return it?
I remember stumbling across a similar channel called "My Story Animated". Same formula, same fetish-bait thumbnails (though to be fair, it had better artstyle, animation, and narration) I should have figured there would be more channels like it
Imagine if they asked the doctor that helped deliver the baby and was like "what the child wasn't black?" Also did she like pass out immediately after giving birth? It implies that they immediately took away the child and the nurse painted the baby at some point? Was the doctor in on it? God this story is just so stupid. I love that she isn't even confused or worried that the child might not be hers, she's just like no it's my baby 100% no way theres a mix-up whatsoever. Why was there a nightgown in the hospital?
literally everything about this video makes no sense and is so stupid. but why did he think she wasn’t the mother and faked being pregnant and having the baby and not that he wasn’t the father and that she cheated on him!?????????????????
The cowgirl one is the funniest crap because the story literally doesn't make sense, which directly implies the guy was lying. Like, let's roll this back for a moment... So his wife is dead and he's got the babies on formula. But then when his car breaks down he goes into the club and he just HAPPENS to have a fucking breast pump on his person??? The one his dead wife used??? Whose dead????? You're just carrying that around in your pocket for no reason and you just happened to meet a lactating woman when you went into the bar, leaving the babies out in a broken car, so you could breast pump her? Yeah, no shot. This dude was scouting for women because it's a kink or something, nothing about this situation implies that he's actually sincere about this crap. He wanted to get his weird thing going and then instead of just saying "My wife is dead and I have kids" he kept it going by exploiting her at her workplace by abusing his power over her. This is not a good person. He's a toxic liar with a milk fetish and he's too embarrassed to admit it.
Life as a single father is hard; the only way you can feed your kids is by hitting up strip clubs, hoping one of the dancers accidentally squirts milk on you, and then blackmailing them to give you a full bottle. 😞
And leave your kids in the car while you go to the strip club
A classic conunduru
My mans wrote a beautiful short story
Olivia, I mean this as a compliment: You’re very good at finding garbage lol
I've actually seen this kind of stuff long before this...for reasons. The art could honestly be a whole lot worse, but otherwise it's pretty similar TBH. They sell themselves as true stories, but needless to say this is probably all bullshit.
Jabroni Mike checks out this stuff on a regular basis. These were awful, but I’ve seen some truly unhinged stuff through his streams.
@@TDM1138 yooo fellow freak in the wild
Fun fact, it is possible for a mother to not be the biological mother to her children naturally. In Lydia Fairchild's case, her DNA test said she wasn't the mother of her two kids. What causes this is if two non-identical twins form during pregnancy, but they both fuse together early during the pregnancy. Creating a person with two different DNA present in the body. In Lydia's case, technically speaking, it's her non-identical twin she fused with who is the biological mother of her children instead of her, making her, biologically, the aunt to her children.
Wow that’s a crazy story (I looked it up and they even tried to prosecute her for claiming benefits for children that weren’t hers), thanks for sharing that, this was a valuable comment
I remember hearing about that story on some bbc series a couple years ago! Really fascinating story yet sad knowing how much distressed she must’ve felt during that whole situation
That’s what I was thinking the conclusion to that story would be as I’ve heard that story before, but of course the conclusion had to be stupid.
woah, that's really cool
You learn something new everyday.
The weirdest part is how deep you have to dig to find stuff like this, yet there's always hundreds of thousands of people already there watching it. Who are they?
Bots?
babies
Eight year old girls fascinated and disturbed by the concept of pregnancy without understanding it. _Won't I have to be fat if I have a baby? Ohhhhh, you can be skinny enough to go to nightclubs even if you have a baby, but your stomach will be gross. That's so mean, it's her baby, and they made it black! That's not nice!_
Literally children who just let autoplay direct the videos because parents let their iPads entertain their kids instead of actually checking what they watch
Other bots and babies
The stripper learning a lesson about not judging others despite being stalked and harassed the whole story is super disturbing. She did nothing wrong.
The sad part is that kids watch this shit.
@georgenapper532 What kind of parent would let their kids watch this?
Actually, the better question would be *_WHY?!!_*
@@michaelstrong5383 An unfortunate truth of the matter is that a good chunk of parents tend to sit their kids in front of an iPad and walk away, trusting the site to keep them occupied. Combined with the autoplay feature, it can easily eventually end up with the child finding videos of this style and being recommended even more of them. It's a combination of the parents not being more attentive about what kind of media their very young and impressionable kid is consuming as well as CZcams's lack of care towards site moderation and making sure content farms like these do not persist
but dont you see? there could always be a convoluted and super specific wholesome reason why people want to do weird stuff with you. now get naked asap!
@@michaelstrong5383bold of you to assume parents know what their kids watch online 😩
These are EXACTLY like those mobile game ads where you make meaningful decisions like "Push him away or let him creampie you" or whatever. And they pretend to tell deep stories that are all up to you and shit.
It’s like an AI trying so hard to make a show for children, but incapable of talking about anything other than toxic relationships and pregnant women breastfeeding.
is that more or less weird than pregnant elsa and spider man?
@@ourDreamcatcher Undoubtedly influenced by it.
There are some creators that make kid shows while inserting their fetish into them (Dan Schneider, for instance), but they're never this upfront about it like these videos.
The heart tattoo with “mom” in it truly is a special touch to Jon Smith’s character.
He was like the mom. Gathering milk for his child. poetic
The quality of the animation is the same as those crappy mobile game ads.
That's what I was about to say lol
Macro lady hits hero dude ane lowers his level and he has to beat monsters of lower level and he increases his own.
@@vaultdude4871so fucking tired of that one. Nowadays I just get Temu ads though.
@@vaultdude4871"Oh my god, have you heard of all the people, falling for the fake version of this game?" "No, nobody has, you're making that up" "Well you've found the puzzle game that everybody's talking about!" "We only talk shit leave me alone." "Tap the link to get the real version of the funnest puzzle game ever made." "No, go away, how dare you shame portal like that you child scamming cuck "
@@mdude3 i much rather have the old ads bavkwhen, a small window in the vid.
At first I was questioning why the mother was giving her own DNA sample when it was the father that wanted the paternity test.
Then the rest of the video happened and now I just think this whole thing was made by an AI because none of this makes any sense.
That shit really got me when they stuck the swab in her mouth to prove the baby... uhhh... came from her I guess.
Hospitals have occasionally mixed up babies, I presumed they tested the mother in the case of some kind of hospital mix up.
@@GivenFailure I’m just confused why they didn’t test the dad lol
@@RickDockhard They did? They said he was the father
@@GivenFailureThey both did swabs which would be unnecessary, except for the dude thinking his wife wasn't pregnant 😭
All the voice actors in this are from whatever country Tommy Wiseau is from.
Good one 😂
No they are not. Tommy is from Poland, and the voice actors are mainly from Ukraine. Also, mocking their accents is absolutely shit.
You know, if it was the mother's identity that the DNA test put into question (putting aside how improbable that seems in context), you'd think the mother would be the one upset by her husband's possible infidelity than the reverse.
Nah it’s always the woman’s fault even when it doesn’t involve her
I don't know if I can forgive Adum for putting the words "milk pumpies" into my brain.
mommy’s pumpies
It's weird that twisted, biologically inaccurate, poorly animated and written shovel-content like this can be monetized to minors, yet other content creators have to resort to saving contrivances like "unaliving" and bend over backwards to avoid getting demonetized.
CZcams rewards the lowest common denominator. Channels like World War Two that have done crazy things like a 24 hour D-Day livestream get regularly demonetized and hidden by the algorithm for producing educational content while junk gets promoted.
This.
This whole genre of storytelling feels like an extension of Tumblr stories, nonsensical wannabe-fables full of contradictions, leaps, and coincidence
This is so abusive in this period about "have the baby" messages everywhere. Now it's seriously to the woman "how do we know it's even yours" and "I have to endure so much to prove I even deserve to exist". Those accents sound eastern/northern european. It's definitely propaganda feeling.
Probably just the cheapest voice actors they could find. Narrator could be AI though.
Ah yes, the telltale sign of propaganda: funny accent.
@@ajoajoajoaj I was thinking pushing through words and themes this continual idea around women, pregnancy, and babies in a weird mix of enforcement and negativity. Propaganda doesn't have to be a foreign agenda, in this globalized world of content farms. Just seems to be jamming a lot of messaging relating to a hotly debated subjects turned political in the States in particular.
So it could be foreigners or most AI content generators wanting to push buttons with "popular" topics that results in a nasty debate and Wattpad level teen angst. Or just cheap tools to still create these narratives on purpose.
It could even be "listen to this ambiguously foreign voice and negative messaging... connect those things in your brain." It just feels manipulative beyond YT views.
It’s Indian lol
Middle class Gaston angry with his wife Anna Nicole Smith.
I would really like to see an AI trained exclusively on Dhar Mann videos, I think it'd be very funny.
You've just seen an example of it
@@luiginastro8831 This weird trend of "everything bad is AI" is really annoying.
>woman gets assaulted
>learns the assault was okay because he had kids
And this is targeted towards kids lmao 🤣 awful
What were the kids even supposed to learn from all of this??
@@michaelstrong5383 That you shouldn't judge someone until you've walked in their shoes, duh.
I think CZcams should remove this, like seriously. If this was satire or comedy that would be one thing, but this is trying to pass as educational and targeting kids.
She was coerced and exploited, yes. Assaulted? No.
God damn Olivia shooting these Dharr Man fam jams out on rapid fire! Sincerely thank you this has made my day
Who is the target demographic? I'm guessing it's like eight-to-twelve-year-old girls who are disturbed/fascinated by the concept of pregnancy and motherhood without a clear idea of how they work, can't get their fix on DeviantArt, and are ESL so also don't realize how bizarre it is when it's not in their native language.
That is a...very specific demographic
"You're under arrest for baby blackface" needs to be a meme
They never go back to him licking it off his face for no reason other than "I'm into it." 😂
Baby Blackface sounds like an awesome old school rap artist.
My 2 thoughts:
1. It's f*ck up that these animations will appear in youtube kids just because it’s animated.
2. That 2nd video was hilarious. It has been a while since I said "Oh My God" to a video. I need to see Scoot's reaction to this. 😂
Just ask the doctor "Did you pull a baby out of my wife?" 😂😂😂
If they did that then they wouldn't be able to fill the video with 20 twists
This has the look of those Elsagate games and animations.
They have to be some kind of Nordic. It's like Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth did a Dhar Mann fanfiction
Can't unhear it
I laughed my ass off when they revealed the "lesson" of the second video. Holy fucking shit.
This accent is straight out of old idddbz videos.
This plays out like a bible tale.
“It’s a nahrmal maturnal instinght”
Gets me every time.
This was funny to watch, but tbh this channel has actually angered me. The fact that we have gotten so deep into the content brained dystopia that gross content like this is being rewarded, is a 'credible' business persuit, and worst of all being consumed by CHILDREN is something that we should see as the cynical bullshit that it is. This is not normal. It SHOULDN'T be normal. Ugh
Baby Blackface would the most offensive ironic white rapper
this is how squizgar speaks in Metalocalypse
ams nots
ams toos dont be to contadicking mes@@CaptLuser
So, somehow this guy gets a sex worker forced into slavery, then buys her from her boss/slave-owner. And the lesson is that you shouldn't judge him? That video is literally pro sex trafficking.
Black face baaaaby🎵
(to the tune of blue jean baby)
Was hoping for an ad for a free to play mobile game called Math Farm Quest
MY BABY IS BLACK now in knock off disney motion graphics flash animation style.
ok, I am 1 minute into the video and my first thought is: how/why didn't the mother immediately see the baby's skin colour after child birth. did she just pass out so she couldn't look at her baby or something?
They non-consensually blackface to the baby
These feels like a fusion between Dhar Mann videos and those inappropriate clickbait mobile game ads......
that narrator sounds like Tommy Wiseau's sister. Same weird inflection
"Skwisgar that ams not my babies!"
“But toki, how ams you sure? He looks just like yous, two eye, nose ands mouths”
Wouldn't putting self-tanning lotion on the baby be dangerous??
these plotlines are surprisingly similar to soap operas
I'm happy that "yup yup yup" is still supporting you after so many years.
I would say this feels like something written by an ai… but I’m pretty sure an ai would come up with something more coherent… what the fuck did I just watch?
He changed all the locks? Girl isn't your name on the lease? Call the police on his ass
I wouldn't call this a Dharr Mann clone, these crappy 'animated' storytime videos have been around for years, probably longer than Dharr Mann
There is so much wrong with this video it makes me want to make my own commentary channel just to make an 8 hour analysis on everything wrong with this thing.
Watching this as a nurse is physically painful, no one in healthcare would let anyone treat a patient like this
The first video felt so Elsagate-y 😬
I didn't know Tommy Wiseau and his family were voice actors
7:37 girl you're in the HOSPITAL why are you covering your breast when you're breastfeeding?
That foreign voice reminds me of Idubbbz's foreign voice, which he used before he became uncool
Yo they BLACKFACED THE BABY!?
this is entirely Olivia's fault, and all blame should lie with her
This is like if Tommy Wiseau made Dhar Mann videos.
Sounds like a Polish accent
I legit couldn’t stop laughing this whole video. Holy shit the person/people who make these are next level unintentionally intentional comedy
Around 9:33 , yeah I remember watching my friend play “it takes two” and I do not like how it was so adamant on a mom and dad staying in a bad relationship.
20:44 BRO WHAT THE FUCK
8:00 Ask the nurse to prove what she says by producing milk.
Thee V-A-P room.
This is nauseating
I absolutely hate flash puppets. It's no way near as appealing as hand drawn key frames that are much more expressive.
"Pay to the Order of: John Smith" means he wrote a check to himself lmao
That whole channel is like a painful brain aneurysm
2:52 how is he still mad at her? He should be worried that SHE would assume HE cheated! And that the babies got swapped somehow with a girl he cheated on her with at about the same time he got her pregnant.
That'd be the most logical conclusion and yet he's mad at her? Lmaoo
Fake anger to throw her off the trail😂
The Baby Store called and they're running out of YOU!
I base what my son watches on Adam's reviews so no Wish for him but this, this my 4 year old will love.
My father's name is John Smith but one time I saw him wear a shirt that said something like "Ed Hardy"... WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!?! Is he my real dad or is his name Ed Hardy? He left the paper trail that was a name on his shirt once and I was suspicious ever since.
Soooo, did the nurse fake the maternity test? You'd think they'd add him being late and missing the birth to patch up that plot hole of him...presumably having just watched her give birth. I mean if he and the nurse wanted this to be believable, they'd have him miss actually seeing it himself so he can pretend to not believe her lol
This video made me want to minecrafy myself
These give me hope that anyone can do better then this seemingly inhuman garbage. Hooooly fudge these must be AI.
12:30 baby black face is some next level $#*t
There definitely were moral scenario type videos before Dhar Mann he was just when people realized they could also make video reacting to the content
Does this even qualify as a Dhar Man clone
Another question that wasn't answered with the first story, was since she had the receipt, did she keep all the stuff from the "bABy StORe" or did she return it?
this is hilarious! pls do more!!!
Everyone in these videos sounds like Tommy Wiseau.
looks like the app ‘Episode’ has gotten a bigger budget
Dhar Man figured nothing out... back in the day we just called it "Trash TV".
He should have stuffed the dollar bills in the baby's diaper lmao
More of this please
The animation reminds me of that shitty ad games
Try Freedom toons next. They're a doozy. (very bad)
Never judge others even if they lick your milk that you spilled on their face...
Great work Olivia :p
I spent most of this video laughing about “sleem”
I remember stumbling across a similar channel called "My Story Animated". Same formula, same fetish-bait thumbnails (though to be fair, it had better artstyle, animation, and narration)
I should have figured there would be more channels like it
These are so baffling.
I hate it
the plot of this video has to come from soemone who doesnt know much about that whole baby stuff^^
Is this shit some Russian social propaganda?
I’m not sure if the voices, have a French accent, or Swedish accent?
Imagine if they asked the doctor that helped deliver the baby and was like "what the child wasn't black?" Also did she like pass out immediately after giving birth? It implies that they immediately took away the child and the nurse painted the baby at some point? Was the doctor in on it? God this story is just so stupid.
I love that she isn't even confused or worried that the child might not be hers, she's just like no it's my baby 100% no way theres a mix-up whatsoever.
Why was there a nightgown in the hospital?
literally everything about this video makes no sense and is so stupid. but why did he think she wasn’t the mother and faked being pregnant and having the baby and not that he wasn’t the father and that she cheated on him!?????????????????
They sound like the people from family gal.
The cowgirl one is the funniest crap because the story literally doesn't make sense, which directly implies the guy was lying.
Like, let's roll this back for a moment... So his wife is dead and he's got the babies on formula. But then when his car breaks down he goes into the club and he just HAPPENS to have a fucking breast pump on his person??? The one his dead wife used??? Whose dead????? You're just carrying that around in your pocket for no reason and you just happened to meet a lactating woman when you went into the bar, leaving the babies out in a broken car, so you could breast pump her?
Yeah, no shot. This dude was scouting for women because it's a kink or something, nothing about this situation implies that he's actually sincere about this crap. He wanted to get his weird thing going and then instead of just saying "My wife is dead and I have kids" he kept it going by exploiting her at her workplace by abusing his power over her.
This is not a good person. He's a toxic liar with a milk fetish and he's too embarrassed to admit it.