Yeah but normally you would think theres no point replacing her who is gonna make 2 owngoals its impossible. Ok 2 maybe is possible but 3 is never heard on history I am not gonna replace her. Oh shit , too late now ....
Agreed. The world would have never know what a striker Moore was if the coach didn't let her cook. And I mean this somewhat unironically too. This is legitimately the biggest highlight of her career, she should embrace it.
Well, i wouldn't. If it was just 1 owngoal, then i would. It it were 2, i would be amused. But 3 is not joke anymore, that's a disgrace. She can't be counted as a trustworthy defender, instead let her be forward XD
0:03 She even signaled for the left winger to pass the ball in. 0:28 Burst of speed to score the header. Finally, 1:00 tapped it in effortlessly. Classy striker
@@jetroladale8726 Your reading comprehension really sucks. Thomas Johannson is just saying that she is the only one. The only player scoring a hat-trick on her own side. Naming her the fastest would mean that there are others who did the same but at a slower pace.
@@alphonse-josephdegbahou2906 Lol first of all english is one of the tongue i know but it's not my mother tongue. In french you can say you are the faster if you are alone on what you're talking about. You judge my reading comprehension on one joke, because yes it was a joke. Answer to a joke 1st degree make you inteligent or the contrary ? At the end of the day you are on a cyber i'm on one of my high end PC, soooo i don't even know why i'm responding to you right now . xD
It kinda surprised me, since the commentator shouting gooooal is a common practice in south america, but not in Europe or in the USA. Nevertheless, as you said, it was quite funny
@@manuelb3525 fuck do you mean Spanish commentators are known for shouting at the top of their lungs and that’s the reason they’re the best commentators in the world. English commentators boring as hell
Imagine an Oscar-bait documentary film on this. First we see her training as child, chasing the dream. She grows up, and prepares for the big match. The match starts. We see the first own goal. Tragedy. Then when nobody expects, a second own goal. All hope seems to lost. The team is on the brink of collapse, but a great motivational speach happens. We can do this. Then she scores a freakin third own goal. The end.
The sequel... Our heroine is retired in a small town keeping her head down. Changed her name, possibly her sex, possibly alcoholic. when one day the national coach appears - 'We need you. There is nobody else we can turn to. All the other defenders in the world have died of a strange defender disease.' She/he refuses but a small child reminds her/him that he/she told them never to give up on your dream. Dry out and training montage to inspirational music. The big game... Ten minutes in the opponents (Russia probably) are on the attack and cross low and hard...
watching this video for the first time is like watching that driver merge lanes so haphazardly and then looking inside the window and muttering "of course" to yourself
That is an extremely rare perfect hatrick. Three consecutive goals uninterrupted, all in the same half, one off the left, one off the right, and one off the head.
one with left, one with the right, and one with the face. i think she had no concept of defending: her positioning, behaviour and reactions were that of a striker.
It's actually a so-called "perfect hattrick" as well; one goal scored with the left foot, one with the right, and one with the head. Most strikers never even manage that during their careers.
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- Own goal in amature football is uncommon. Own goal in professional football is rare - 2 Own goal in amateur football is rare. 2 Own goal in pro football is unheard of - 3 Own goal in amateur football is one-of-a-kind. 3 Own goal in pro football is just insane - 3 Own goal in professional football and all in the first half? NO WORDS!
How is this possible?! I remember as a defender having an own goal in 8th grade and it scarred me forever, never happened in high school or college… 3 in the same game as a “pro”. What the heck!
She even raised her hand for the pass in the first goal, she was definitely confused about the rules, someone put that girl as striker, she is the best
That last goal was brilliant, waited, let it come onto the feet, tucked it past the keeper, ..I was impressed with the header as well. Clearly struck, no way the keeper could even get a hand on it. Really quality finishing from the New Zealand striker... defender... whatever the fck that was.
"She Is The Toughest Opponent I Have Ever Faced"
- New Zealand GoaKeeper
U. S. goalkeeper
@@ytp3n I don't think you got the reverse sarcasm there lol
Like De Gea vs Maguire
lol this one actually made me laugh
Harry Maguire: You haven't seen me then
When I'm having a bad day, I watch this masterpiece and I'm reminded "at least i didn't score 3 consecutive own goals against my own country".
She clearly did it intentionally
all in the 1st half
I like how she used her face for the second goal. Pure talent.
😆😆😆
Because you‘re not a woman!
Also: Why does the movement of running looks like shit when football women run? Wtf are they doing with their arms?
Coach: “She already scored two own goals. What’s the worst that can happen?”
She had a bet on the Americans for sure
hard worker
i see her everywhere ... left, right and center
next job is on side line
the opposite team should let her take the penalty,
Coach: "You've already done it twice. What's the worse that can happen? It'll average out, right?"
Coach is a legend for letting this play out
Yeah but normally you would think theres no point replacing her who is gonna make 2 owngoals its impossible.
Ok 2 maybe is possible but 3 is never heard on history I am not gonna replace her.
Oh shit , too late now ....
I'd be coming out and saying i did it on purpose.
I'd rather be a traitor than try and defend this horror show
Agreed. The world would have never know what a striker Moore was if the coach didn't let her cook.
And I mean this somewhat unironically too. This is legitimately the biggest highlight of her career, she should embrace it.
The coach cannot throw her out because he will be accused of chauvinism, lack of support, racism and exclusion.
@@nnnnnn3647true. Especially if she's is gay, he would be in big trouble.
I appreciate her humility. Not once after a goal did she slide on her knees, tear off the jersey nor joins the others in celebration.
😂😂. Stop😂😂
She shouldv did that
It’s women’s soccer, there’s not gonna be any tearing of the jersey..
@@phroge9045 lmaoo
@@phroge9045 that’s sexist. Women have equal rights.
- "Mom, the game ended 3-0, and I scored 3 goals."
- "I'm so proud!! Great win, honey!"
-" We didn't win".
-" Wh...what?"
"But dont worry mom, next time I score 4!"
😂😂
@@wokeaf1337No. Next time I will go in the kitchen.
Yep, she was that one kid we all knew growing up who always ran in the wrong direction.
Mom:"I'm sorry honey you were adopted"
Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s your day. Ruin it yourself.
Wise words to live by 💯
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Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
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What a save!
underrated comment
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This is Rocket League!
This is Rocket League!
This is Rocket League!
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Her last one would definitely be "great clear"!
Lol. Didnt expect rocket league comments
she's never give up, after score 2 own goals she goes for hat trick
Ahahahah Ahahahah Ahahahah Ahahahah, I am CRYINGGG you crazy fooooolll 🤣😂🤣💪💪💪👑👑👑
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
plot twist: a perfect hattrick , left , right foot & head
Nevertheless, she persisted
Lol
Even the other team found it awkward to celebrate too hard after the third time.
Looked like they felt kinda bad for her. And no one wants to win just because the other team f*cked up so badly.
It's not the team, it's her.
@@Some1The4Got10 if you’re a part of the team, then whatever you do is part of the team.
Why the hell anybody celebrates autogoals?
All the USA players walked away like 😬😬😬😬
In the last one the opponent was like "I'll just pass the ball to THAT player", and wasn't disappointed.
Straight up strategic. Aim at the other player, have them react naturally and or use them as a bouncing board. Genius
"A goal is a goal doesn't matter which side it's scored on"
-Harry Maguire
An hat trick is an hat trick.
Harry Maguire --- ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maguire found the right side of goal recently 😊
@IdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkIdkEvg I think he got muddled up lol he thought he was defending 😂😂😂
This comment made me curious about how many own goals Maguire has scored. Turns out he's only scored ONE own goal in his entire career!
I don't think you all realize how insane this is. A perfect hattrick, meaning no goals in between and within one half, in own goals.
Right foot, header, left foot. It doesn't get any better than this.
placing the ball in the top left corner, next to the right post and right in the middle. Exquisite
Happens all the time in women’s football
Um axcstually thats not what a perfect hattrick is 👆🏾👆🏾🤓🤓
It is NOT a perfect hat trick because she did Not score a header it came off her body last not hr head 🤓🤓👆🏾👆🏾
Team USA was so in awe of her interior talent that they just kept giving her the ball
I thought for sure the title was click bait....
Oh boy.... I just want to give her a hug.
she aint letting you hit bro
@@IchBinKarotte You're projecting your own bad personality onto other people.
Well, i wouldn't. If it was just 1 owngoal, then i would. It it were 2, i would be amused. But 3 is not joke anymore, that's a disgrace. She can't be counted as a trustworthy defender, instead let her be forward XD
0:03 She even signaled for the left winger to pass the ball in. 0:28 Burst of speed to score the header. Finally, 1:00 tapped it in effortlessly. Classy striker
most underrated comment ever
Amazaing Comment
I cant stop laughing at her calling for it in the first one
lmao too accurate. Now that makes it feel like she had some psychosis during those moments and thought she was on other team
At 0:03 I don't even know how she is trying to call for off-side when she is ahead of the player tf.
She unlocked an achievement even Haaland, Ronaldo or Messi never did during their career, that's truly unique and worth an applause 👏
A hat trick own goal
Haaland compared with Messi 😂
@@maxpower252 Who do you think is a better player?
@@abc98114currently? Haaland easy no doubt
@@abc98114Mbappe, Pele, R9, Zidane, Inrahimovic, Klose there are many… and that were the strikeres i compared… lets not start with midfielders
“Wanna see me score my own goal?”… “Wanna see me do it again?”
I don’t understand why women don’t get paid more.. a hatrick in 30 mins, what a player 👍🏻
Perfect hat trick: left foot, right foot, and header.
And all in the same half as well.
and no goals in between them, an outstanding achievement really. Very hard to do.
You know you are the best if you achieve something never achieved by both Messi and CR7....
Was looking for these comments! It's kind of a Holy Grail Hat-trick (Perfect+Flawless), unfortunate in own goal 😁
😂😂😂😂
She deserves to be on the Guiness Records - fastest player to score hat trick in her own goal.
Fastest? She is the only one to ever do it in ‘professional’ soccer
@@thomasjohannson8120 so it's the fastest because it's the only one xDDD
@@thomasjohannson8120 Dude really said soccer lmao
@@jetroladale8726 Your reading comprehension really sucks. Thomas Johannson is just saying that she is the only one. The only player scoring a hat-trick on her own side. Naming her the fastest would mean that there are others who did the same but at a slower pace.
@@alphonse-josephdegbahou2906 Lol first of all english is one of the tongue i know but it's not my mother tongue.
In french you can say you are the faster if you are alone on what you're talking about.
You judge my reading comprehension on one joke, because yes it was a joke.
Answer to a joke 1st degree make you inteligent or the contrary ?
At the end of the day you are on a cyber i'm on one of my high end PC, soooo i don't even know why i'm responding to you right now . xD
The first one was funny. The 2nd was hilarious and the 3rd I pissed myself laughing! 😂
Same! 😂😂😂 I gotta save this one
Still wants to be paid the same as the men😂😂
What a clinical striker. Amazing awareness.
She showed footballer ia human too. I wish her all the best. Moore, do not worry the heters. You love football 🙂
Oh stop...she deserves Messi's contract.
The type of awareness to be great at driving cars
@@David20092Harry Maguire is human too but he never had a hat-trick of how goals.
@@justaguy2023 Harry Maguire is the most expensive defender ever.
"Whether your team wins or loses isn't important. What truly matters is that you made that vital contribution to the outcome."
- Harry Maguire
You own internet.
“Fuck you officer! I’ll knock the fuck out of you ya twat! How’d you like that?!?”
- Harry McGuire
@@TheLightBringerXNo she’s a strong independent woman, she can do it herself.
She is obviously underpaid
What an inspiration! She turned the whole game around!
When I bet on a player to score under 2,5 own goals.
3 goals in 35 minutes... that's incredible talent. Imagine how many she could score in a complete game!!!
She's better than Ankara Messi
@@TheCentennial4 LOOLLL💀
CLASSIC FEMINIST BE LIKE💀💀
@@sidharthsingh7346it’s a joke
@@sidharthsingh7346 indian
are you acoustic@@sidharthsingh7346
She even had her hand up calling for the ball for the first one
It’s a gesture used for calling the opposing team offside
@@dontsubscribethanks 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@dontsubscribethanks What is your excuses for the second and third goals
with a top class finish no less. first time volley rocketed into the bottom corner. absolutely magnificent
She's a keeper 😂
And that is exact why, ladies and gentlemen, these people need to be paid more! The talent on display is staggering!
Brunning and stave.
Yup, just like the WNBA
What a hat trick! This will be celebrated for decades to come!
When NZ signed Meikayla Moore they thought that "playing for the other team" just meant she was gay.
😂
underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She is now demanding a 10 million dollar football contract
I'm pretty sure she's actually gay though so she didn't lie.
almost too contrived but joke still landed well/10
“Confuse your enemies” - The Art Of War.
“Beat yourself. Make sure you lose.” - George Patton
Beat yourself before anyone gets to beat you.
"Kick the ball in the net". - Ronaldo
“I hate quotes” - me
unbelivable that this is a national le vel
It's crazy to think that this is actually Harry Maguire's wife.
Him saying "GOOOOOOOOOOAL" after each own goal makes its so much funnier LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Hahahahah yeeessss
lol~~~~~~~~
It kinda surprised me, since the commentator shouting gooooal is a common practice in south america, but not in Europe or in the USA.
Nevertheless, as you said, it was quite funny
To me it sounded like "NOOOOOOOOO", like he is truly sorry for her.
@@manuelb3525 fuck do you mean Spanish commentators are known for shouting at the top of their lungs and that’s the reason they’re the best commentators in the world. English commentators boring as hell
Imagine an Oscar-bait documentary film on this.
First we see her training as child, chasing the dream. She grows up, and prepares for the big match.
The match starts. We see the first own goal. Tragedy.
Then when nobody expects, a second own goal. All hope seems to lost. The team is on the brink of collapse, but a great motivational speach happens. We can do this.
Then she scores a freakin third own goal.
The end.
The sequel...
Our heroine is retired in a small town keeping her head down. Changed her name, possibly her sex, possibly alcoholic. when one day the national coach appears -
'We need you. There is nobody else we can turn to. All the other defenders in the world have died of a strange defender disease.'
She/he refuses but a small child reminds her/him that he/she told them never to give up on your dream.
Dry out and training montage to inspirational music.
The big game...
Ten minutes in the opponents (Russia probably) are on the attack and cross low and hard...
Just like the plot of that Futurama baseball episode where Leela is a pitcher and all she can throw are shots that injure the batters.
"fin"
I'M in tears... 🤣🤣🤣
watching this video for the first time is like watching that driver merge lanes so haphazardly and then looking inside the window and muttering "of course" to yourself
Absolute cracking goals! Well done, try the same thing at the other end now.
That is an extremely rare perfect hatrick. Three consecutive goals uninterrupted, all in the same half, one off the left, one off the right, and one off the head.
Bro She believes Cup
one with left, one with the right, and one with the face.
i think she had no concept of defending: her positioning, behaviour and reactions were that of a striker.
@@plasmaastronautUS doesn't know how to play football.
@@rotierender_lurchand you don't seem to know how to read a scoreboard
@@FlunksqkWell, the US women did not score once 😅
If this was in a movie, it would be too unbelievable, the fact that this is Also in the “she believes cup” is just crazy
Woman moment
The fact it is a perfect hat trick (right foot, header, left foot) as well just adds to the craziness.
It's fucking rigged istg
The saying goes "you can't make this up"
Woman's football in a nutshell
Wow!! Im just seeing this for the first time. This is crazy!!! That poor girl lol what a day she had
At that moment in her career it didn't matter where, but, she needed that hatrick 😂
Scored a hat trick in 30 minutes on her OWN GOAL. Absolute legend
It's actually a so-called "perfect hattrick" as well; one goal scored with the left foot, one with the right, and one with the head. Most strikers never even manage that during their careers.
Oh, you also watched the video? Congratulations!!!
Without your comment I wouldn’t have been able to know what was going on!
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@@jurgenfrohwonne no worries at all man, that’s why I commented it. I’m here for you
@@jurgenfrohwonnerelax bro
@@AutPen38 2nd goal she scored with her body/chest area, not head though so sadly not
You can't be defeated by your enemy if you defeat yourself first - Sun Tzu
😂
”We deserve more pay”. Yes from the other team maybe.
- Own goal in amature football is uncommon. Own goal in professional football is rare
- 2 Own goal in amateur football is rare. 2 Own goal in pro football is unheard of
- 3 Own goal in amateur football is one-of-a-kind. 3 Own goal in pro football is just insane
- 3 Own goal in professional football and all in the first half? NO WORDS!
I think there are more own goals in professional football than amateur due to speed of the play and higher stakes.
The words you are looking for are "women's league".
So I think it’s amazing how she got hold of the NZ jersey and they didn’t notice. Amazing strategy.
She should have been awarded player of the tournament.
What makes it better is there were special 1 on 1 interviews with her before where they talked her up. Rightly so!
I love how the goal-keeper just looks at her like "are you serious ... again?"
Those goals are actually recorded in the goalie's stats, too.
"I should've done at least one of them myself" 😂
Must have been miserable
She was awarded the "WOMAN of the match" later
”We deserve equal pay”
At first I thought it was just 3 own goals by the team...my jaw dropped when I realized it was the same player each time. lol
Yeah, same player. Like the title of the video says.
3 own goals in an entire 20-year career would be bad. She did it in 1 game.
My coach would have pulled me after 1. Maaaybe 2 if we were still winning
But in no reality would I have had the opportunity to score 3
When you're good at what you do...
@@FranklyFarcical Ever heard of clickbait?
They should move her from defender to centre forward, possibly for the other team. She has real talent.
Center forward…in the STANDS!!!
This makes me think, maybe she was a forward through her whole career and was suddenly moved to defense for this match?
@@shortcat no she was always defender
It would be funny if at the end she took her t-shirt off and beneath was the t-shirt of the opposing team all along
Her strengths lie in the fake defence ploy only. We dont know if she could score own goals from the middle of the ground yet.
Loved by her enemies. *Feared* by her team.
Hat trick, what a wonderful technique!
"goal is goal, no matter which side"
-new zealand player
Hahaha
*women players
*Maguire
Maguire
Harry Maguire: ''Teach Me Master''
ahaahahahahahahahah
Hahahaha
You beat me to this comment.
Don't let Harry Maguire to see this video. Now he is just assisting, he will start to score goals in his own post.
@@mumenraider Bruh he just did. He's definitely been using CZcams to learn football and he found this shit.
It doesn't matter if In the eyes of the world you are bad player...
But in the eyes of maguire, you are a legend!!!
the sound of the 3rd one is awesome, clear as a bell, ball struck from her boot, ripping the back of the net.
At the third shot, you'd think the US probably just straight up passed her the ball knowing she'll score.
She's probably US top scorer at that point.
3 own goals is an Asshat trick. Legendary.
Score 2 own goals.
Womensoccer: hold my beer
Respected by opponents and feared by teammates
They legit passed her the ball lmao
😂😂😂
All jokes aside, you rarely see a perfect hat trick (right foot, header, left foot ) 👏
That was more like a "facer"
@@andresgallego5727 since when is the face not part of your head 🤕😁
@@jmpetersson Just trying to be a bit more specific, besides it sounds funnier.
@@andresgallego5727 it’s more accurate to cal it a “facial”
@@S0ulinth3machin3if you want to go there, you could add that...
she blew it 3 times. with both her limbs and a facial...
I thought this video was a skit at first , this was halerious the last goal is enough for the Goldemn shoe 😂😂
Needs the number 9 shirt with those finishes!
If I am New Zealand coach, I will turn her to play FW in the next game. She has great potential.
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Fact!
Right man
what"s Fw?
@@Luxemburgo_6075 Forward
How is this possible?! I remember as a defender having an own goal in 8th grade and it scarred me forever, never happened in high school or college…
3 in the same game as a “pro”. What the heck!
Something is off about it
Rumours say she got to the next game in a new car
suuuuper unlucky
How many Hat Tricks do you have????
Perfect hat trick as well, right and left foot and head. :P
The goalkeepers body language, priceless.
Perfect hat trick in both the English and German sense. Left Foot, Right Foot and Header also 3 consecutive goals in the same half.
After the first goal, she was starting to believe
After all it's called the She Believes Cup
After the 3rd goal, she had finished on New Zealand’s face
😂😂😂😂😂
She gonna end up to be the TOP SCORER of the tournament 👏🏻😂
Golden Boot! ⚽️ 🥅 🏆 💥 😭🤣😂
Not golden but guilt foot award
That team desperately needs a trans athlete on their roster.
that last one is just class!
She even raised her hand for the pass in the first goal, she was definitely confused about the rules, someone put that girl as striker, she is the best
💯 00:23
Hahaha you're right, they should have moved her into the striker position and asked her to defend the US goal. 😅
The way he says "goal" makes this 1000% better 😂 Also, each own goal seemed to get more deliberate 😂
the third one was definitely aight fuck it :D
who's he trying to be a south american commentator lols 😂
Ngol
lmfao
ngoooooooooooooooooooal
Finally the coach learned the lesson, after she's been saying for months "coach, I should play attack, not defense"
That last goal was brilliant, waited, let it come onto the feet, tucked it past the keeper, ..I was impressed with the header as well. Clearly struck, no way the keeper could even get a hand on it. Really quality finishing from the New Zealand striker... defender... whatever the fck that was.
They’re all solid finishes in fairness 😂
for real.. if they were on the other side of the field they would've been damn amazing goals lmao
Solid? They were clinical.
What a science of placement always in the good place at the right moment. Legendary striker
Lewandoski 5 goals in 9 minutes
I’m sorry that last one is inexcusable
She should be awarded for guiness book of world record i guess 😂
On a positive note, more touches than Lukaku had in the 1st half against Palace
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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XDDDDD
If I saw it in Hollywood, I'd complain about it being overly unrealistic
This will be hard to beat. Cant think that this will ever happen again. I cant stop laughing
"Mia Hamm, Carli Lloyd, Alex Morgan, forget them, she's the best player I've ever seen." American soccer players.
" And when it rains , it pours " lol
The commentator is the real MVP
Fr that line was cold
I have to admit, this is some of the best women’s soccer I’ve ever seen
Savage yet truthful 🤣🤣
it does not get much better than this
Football
@@IchBinKarotte although there may have been balls on the pitch I didn’t see any…
The coach should get a raise!
Imagine how irritated she would feel if she could hear that guy saying "goooooaaaaalllll" every time this happened to her?
and when you thought Lewandowski's 5-1 win in 9 minutes was impressive....
Bruh😭😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
What game was this?
bayern vs wolfsburg 2015@@universem2978
Totally unfair when it’s 12 vs 10 players!
Probably the best goals ive seen in the women's game
Maximum 2 is understandable, if 3 then you are on opposition's payroll.
If they didn't sub her she would keep scoring a goal every 10 minutes. Absolute goal machine
should have make her as FW.. she would be a perfect striker.. just act like defender but in the opposite half lol
a perfect trifecta, right foot, left foot, header, legendary
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That last one was clearly more of a “hey why not at this point?”
Yep, let them play the men. Great idea. Looking forward to tyson becoming women's heavy champ soon.