X Factor (UK) - Series 4 - Bad Auditions

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  • @krisshaw9464
    @krisshaw9464 Před 4 lety +3519

    Who loves the bad ones but finds the good ones boring

    • @karenallen938
      @karenallen938 Před 4 lety +46

      Absolutely! Be blessed, today and always! =)

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 Před 4 lety +54

      @@appledoreman yeah i do find em boring if i wanna hear music i got music i like i dont really enjoy the kind of music they sing on here anyway ya know

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 Před 4 lety +12

      @@karenallen938 SHAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! LOL

    • @karenallen938
      @karenallen938 Před 4 lety +3

      @@krisshaw9464 - Ba ha ha! =)

    • @appledoreman
      @appledoreman Před 4 lety +26

      @@krisshaw9464 Every series should have a BEST BAD ACT award, as well as winner. And it should go, not to those who only audition for a laugh, but to those who seriously think they're good, but manage instead to be hilarious.

  • @annaarviso1520
    @annaarviso1520 Před rokem +879

    Imagine getting a “no” and then finding out that a woman who makes noises with her nose was put through 😂😂

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Před rokem +20

      @Anna Arviso. I know, that blew me away! Which instruments will she play through her nose in the next round?😎

    • @User-3O3
      @User-3O3 Před rokem +39

      It's all one big joke anyway.

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso Před rokem +34

      @@User-3O3Agreed. Probably put a few bad ones through so there’s someone to humiliate again in the next round. 😒

    • @michynature
      @michynature Před rokem +13

      And the topless dancer teacher? I didn’t understand that one either.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +6

      @@michynature - I think they were just in awe of her body, which I have to admit I 100% understand. She wasn’t much of a singer, though.

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification Před 6 měsíci +242

    the family of 4 begging and pleading like this was a matter of life and death was insane

    • @tomkavanagh5719
      @tomkavanagh5719 Před 2 měsíci +20

      They needed to get their heads out of their backside, especially the tall fella

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 Před 2 měsíci

      Already, all people who begging, asking mercy, or also put on knees, "Please please please please!" pppffff, that is so stupid, useless, cringe, sick, and how they believe judges will be change their minds!? Ridiculous, unconfortable, spooky! And they needed to back down on earth! I understand that makes Simon angry, and waste of time! Already, he is angry by dreamers, people in delirium, illusions, madness, who think they are the best, and worst when it is several, the delirium is bigger! In France we call that "Se monter le bourrichon" that is perfectly all that, and means "bad brainstorming mental madness with several people". Anyway. They make pity, but in bad way! A lot of people are infantiles, lost, proud, and totally out of reality! Scary!!! That is almost disgusting! Why call mercy? It is not a social contest! Even starving homelesses have more self respect and don't doing that! And them it is for life or death, eat or not! Damn! This show is an asylum, and a lot are close to stupidity and retarded! Intelligency under regular!

    • @mathiasstrom7790
      @mathiasstrom7790 Před měsícem

      The husband is such a wet sponge enabler, imagine having your wife behave like a toddler on national TV and then standing up for that behavior. Some people are just kinda hopeless

    • @draculastraphouse7863
      @draculastraphouse7863 Před měsícem +14

      Even if the annoying begging had worked, that doesn't mean anything at all, they would still have to go through so many other tests to make it to the end. They're so naive and delusional..

    • @Palletknifepaint
      @Palletknifepaint Před 22 dny

      Hilarious

  • @kieranhart5776
    @kieranhart5776 Před 8 měsíci +223

    When a contestant says “Whitney Houston” you know you’re in for a real treat!

  • @b0nn135
    @b0nn135 Před 4 lety +1406

    We all know when they say Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey they aren’t gonna be good 😂

    • @JXYDXVIL-
      @JXYDXVIL- Před 4 lety +13

      exactly

    • @BalsamCedar
      @BalsamCedar Před 4 lety +12

      Precisely

    • @appledoreman
      @appledoreman Před 4 lety +46

      And when they say it, you can sense Simon & Louis thinking, "Oh no, not again!"

    • @reginaphalange7959
      @reginaphalange7959 Před 4 lety +51

      Or Celine Dion. lol It's foolishness to attempt it unless you're a high soprano with some actual talent. Some of these ppl seem to think that being inspired by a diva makes you a diva.

    • @dragontamer396
      @dragontamer396 Před 3 lety +44

      The comparison trio of doom: Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey

  • @louisaaxo
    @louisaaxo Před 4 lety +1411

    these bad auditions are the only thing keeping me sane.

    • @cheryltunmore8901
      @cheryltunmore8901 Před 4 lety +12

      Same here louisa!

    • @nancykelley7735
      @nancykelley7735 Před 4 lety +10

      Louisa Owusu RIGHT!?!....me too

    • @mrgadget1485
      @mrgadget1485 Před 4 lety +17

      Me too. I forgive myself so many poor decisions I have made in my life

    • @sw33ts0ur4
      @sw33ts0ur4 Před 4 lety +3

      I wanna like your comment but you're on 69 like and I'll leave it there

    • @kikimoj9512
      @kikimoj9512 Před 4 lety +5

      Same here 😊 Greetings from Montenegro 😊

  • @TheNei
    @TheNei Před 4 měsíci +80

    Good singers = 0.01% confidence
    Bad singers = 1,000% confidence
    i'm the best, 10/10🤣🤣🤣

    • @mathiasstrom7790
      @mathiasstrom7790 Před měsícem +3

      People who are actually good knows their weaknesses and how much work it takes to sing well. Many people believe youre just born with a golden Voice and one day you open your mouth and perfect notes just flows out when any singer will tell you different lol

    • @openbook9000
      @openbook9000 Před měsícem +2

      Good singers tend to be a lot more humble than the bad singers lol

  • @MissManaged84
    @MissManaged84 Před 5 měsíci +116

    The cute Japanese woman was such a breath of fresh air! Just sweet and innocent.

    • @milly4556
      @milly4556 Před měsícem +17

      Ikr! Like you can’t say anything bad about her, she seems so sweet and kind ❤

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 Před 7 dny +2

      She was sweet, but st the same time it really creeps me out when grown-up women act like 10 year old girls... It's just not right!

  • @JohnSmith-hh2nz
    @JohnSmith-hh2nz Před 4 lety +559

    A tip to those rejected: don't go into the booth and smugly proclaim, "When I'm making millions and at the top of the charts, you missed out on a major opportunity." You won't, you're not, and they didn't.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch Před 4 lety +26

      Amen. Lost souls with no talent.

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 Před 4 lety +9

      Lost turds

    • @krisshaw9464
      @krisshaw9464 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Scratchingforcash your comment doesent actually make sense were did u get that out of what he said

    • @elainaknibb6809
      @elainaknibb6809 Před 4 lety

      Mollie King from The Saturdays got a rude X Factor no and sort of managed it

    • @kyra_from_kerkyra
      @kyra_from_kerkyra Před 4 lety

      @@Scratchingforcash You obviously can't even read

  • @zillailluhr
    @zillailluhr Před 4 lety +1083

    Why do people think it’s illegal for the judges to say no?! lmao

    • @rainbows9060
      @rainbows9060 Před 4 lety +35

      Narcasisic injury! Its the "Ouch Factor."

    • @OnlyInCSO
      @OnlyInCSO Před 4 lety +14

      cuz they are brit

    • @rainbows9060
      @rainbows9060 Před 3 lety +7

      @@j.c7719 I agree. I guess they must become intolerant after a while.

    • @garyedwards5768
      @garyedwards5768 Před 3 lety +16

      Because they can't handle being told the truth, they just want everyone to agree with them all the time

    • @helenJ34
      @helenJ34 Před 3 lety +16

      Because People can't take Negative Criticisms and it's pathetic.

  • @margaretsmallallan28
    @margaretsmallallan28 Před 5 měsíci +168

    Louis and Sharon bring magic and humour to the Judges panel. The entire place breaks out when Louis tells an audition to sing another song, while Simon goes absent for a cigarette to cool his temper!

  • @erinthesystem9608
    @erinthesystem9608 Před rokem +44

    "That was horrible."
    "Horribly GOOD?"
    ~
    "I want to see my name in headlights."

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +5

      He certainly won’t see his name in floodlights, or footlights. And he’ll only see headlights if he stops in front of a moving car at night.

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Deer in the headlights😅

  • @alexjgraves
    @alexjgraves Před 4 lety +1350

    Let’s be honest we love the bad auditions more than the good auditions

  • @elizabethdugan6941
    @elizabethdugan6941 Před 4 lety +1448

    ever since quarantine I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every bad audition 😂😭😭

  • @ballisticmissl7919
    @ballisticmissl7919 Před 4 měsíci +35

    That Welsh maths teacher was absolutely hysterical

    • @sethieboy12
      @sethieboy12 Před měsícem +5

      "Tom Jones cant sing like John Song , thats me! .. Goodness me" 😂

    • @harrydyer6275
      @harrydyer6275 Před měsícem +1

      He was my favourite his reactions and shock was even funnier than audition

  • @norbyn6537
    @norbyn6537 Před 4 měsíci +20

    the japanese lady was the cutest ever its like when someone has a hard crush on a guy and she finally got a hug and a kiss from her crush she didnt even care if they say yes or no her dream was already accomplished haha she so cute and polite that we didnt even care about her singing anymore

    • @Izzy-ql7mb
      @Izzy-ql7mb Před měsícem +1

      Ikr she was so adorable

    • @tinestokmo44
      @tinestokmo44 Před 7 dny +1

      Do you not find it kinda creepy when adults act as ten year olds? Idk, I am really uncomfortable about it.

  • @JohnSmith-hh2nz
    @JohnSmith-hh2nz Před 4 lety +392

    Other door...other door...other door...other door....
    Simon says so much in only two words.

  • @KitsuneNarutoKun
    @KitsuneNarutoKun Před 4 lety +1591

    These videos must take SO MUCH WORK because I don't think most of these clips are even on youtube! Thanks for the hard work!

    • @jasoncorr4619
      @jasoncorr4619 Před 3 lety +93

      Glad someone else recognised it as I was also going to comment this! The videos have been a great laugh and time filler! Thanks for posting

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 Před 3 lety +17

      Are these bad auditions real?

    • @nathalieuy4055
      @nathalieuy4055 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jasoncorr4619 huhh9

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 Před 3 lety +3

      All of these were already in x-factor compilations.

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 Před 3 lety +4

      Dean Girl are these bad auditions real?

  • @Linda-sq2ti
    @Linda-sq2ti Před 5 měsíci +32

    Simon is so callous at times , but he knows best , and doesn't want to waste anyone's time if they are not good enough . He is just being honest .

    • @jessbarnes8521
      @jessbarnes8521 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Dannii always seems to say no. She seems a lot harsher than Kylie who seems sweet and warm.

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy5223 Před měsícem +15

    Immediately loved the first contestant. What an UTTER sweetheart! Sorry her dream won't come true, but she has a heart of GOLD, and that's rare nowadays. Rarer than finding a superstar.
    Honey, you've got a lot to give to this world. Your kindness, the warmth of your smile, your honesty. You are an amazing person!

  • @mjnathan3730
    @mjnathan3730 Před 4 lety +1155

    These auditions are not something to be liked, but understood from an academic perspective!

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara Před 4 lety +2

      Jiiii haaaan!

    • @MairMills
      @MairMills Před 4 lety +27

      I am currently writing an essay on music as a competitive activity, all of this is great study material

    • @GrippingHorizon
      @GrippingHorizon Před 3 lety +54

      Obviously your not an academic

    • @jakehughes735
      @jakehughes735 Před 3 lety +40

      And these people arent numbers there human beings

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 Před 3 lety +8

      @Petevo Is she actually dead?

  • @kyahwoods9841
    @kyahwoods9841 Před 4 lety +481

    Bad Singers: I’m amazing!
    Good Singers: I don’t think I’m good

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah, singing is no exception to the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    • @lk4543
      @lk4543 Před 3 lety +15

      Never fails to amaze me how delusional the bad singers are - if only we all believed in ourselves that much

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne Před 3 lety +3

      Pretty much sums it up

    • @faithfulforever6331
      @faithfulforever6331 Před 3 lety +5

      @@flyingcapsicum I didn't know about the Dunning -Kruger Effect. I had to look it up to see what it meant. "Coined in 1999 by then-Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger, the eponymous Dunning-Kruger Effect is a cognitive bias whereby people who are incompetent at something are unable to recognize their own incompetence." It's amazing that it is so prevalent as to be actually recognized as a psychological state!

    • @faithfulforever6331
      @faithfulforever6331 Před 3 lety +5

      And I do think it is also probable that people who ARE gifted, talented, intelligent, good-looking etc. very often do not recognize their own abilities or gifts. It all has to do with self-esteem. You can have way too much or not nearly enough.

  • @PatchedUpTwice
    @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +34

    Has anyone who used their hand as an imaginary mic EVER gotten through to the next round?😂

  • @captainspalding69er
    @captainspalding69er Před 9 měsíci +30

    50:35 singing group: we just need the right direction.
    Simon: yeah its over there, the door, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marym4613
    @marym4613 Před 4 lety +392

    the way louis always looks at simon and just laughs is so adorable to me

    • @marym4613
      @marym4613 Před 3 lety +1

      Guinea Pig maybe maybe

    • @witchycat15
      @witchycat15 Před 3 lety +14

      "You've got 45 members??"

    • @slit4659
      @slit4659 Před 3 lety +1

      Mary.....Simon and Louie are LOVERS...

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 Před 3 lety +11

      He has an adorable face. Can't lie.

    • @the-berries-and-cream-dude
      @the-berries-and-cream-dude Před měsícem

      It gives vibes when you find something funny and you turn to your friends to see if they’re also laughing 😂

  • @madij.7464
    @madij.7464 Před 4 lety +634

    In Emma’s audition her mother says “we have just pushed and pushed and pushed her” and then to Simon she does a full 180 and says “we’ve not pushed her” and that’s the most annoying thing about her parents attitude

    • @sethc6663
      @sethc6663 Před 3 lety +35

      I thought they were going to eat the judges 😲

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 Před 3 lety +26

      They just want to be on TV ... especially the mother

    • @madij.7464
      @madij.7464 Před 3 lety +14

      Leon Jos definitely, people like them sicken me to my core

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 Před 3 lety +15

      @@madij.7464 Advice for them... GET A REAL JOB !

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks Před 3 lety +17

      Have you seen them on nightmare neighbor? They're actually all pretty bad there. (it's the first episode of the first season)

  • @churchtalkunlimited
    @churchtalkunlimited Před 4 měsíci +21

    Simon Cowell gets a bad reputation, for telling people the truth. Thank you Simon!

    • @ColinCorbin-sg7su
      @ColinCorbin-sg7su Před měsícem +1

      Some of them are barking mad I have the X factor yes but not on planet earth 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @melindapupos8668
    @melindapupos8668 Před 6 měsíci +27

    When Simon says it o the twins "everything was insane.
    The wigs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I've heard it so many times and I still laugh very hard every time I hear it

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 3 lety +262

    Omg Simon messing with that guy who prepared 18 songs is the most lawful evil yet hysterically funny thing I've seen in ages.
    You would have thought that at some point, he'd catch on but no....

    • @matthewrutherford5198
      @matthewrutherford5198 Před rokem +5

      No. 😂

    • @yannii52
      @yannii52 Před rokem +3

      I love him! I have been looking for the UK Vampire Singer for the longest.

    • @darkemo96
      @darkemo96 Před rokem +10

      The guy should be doing ASMR videos he's got "the Voice" for it

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +5

      I have to say that he had a nice voice…when he was speaking, NOT when he was singing!

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@PatchedUpTwice I actually think I agree with you. Like... audiobooks or news reading or something

  • @gabe-po9yi
    @gabe-po9yi Před 3 lety +241

    The first woman, Susan what a sweet woman. You can tell she doesn’t have a lot of self-confidence, so it was really brave of her to get up in front of them and give it a go.

    • @farahsummers1171
      @farahsummers1171 Před rokem +36

      Yes she was an absolute sweetheart. I love that you saw that too. Beautiful comment ❤

    • @eliseobrien7709
      @eliseobrien7709 Před 5 měsíci +10

      Yes, but surely she doesn’t think she has a chance up against youth, beauty, good voices and personality. There are many venues where she could have her dream of performing in public, such as community choirs. The idea of being a celebrity is more important than being talented.

    • @lizzie1897
      @lizzie1897 Před 5 měsíci

      Think she’s on something, very slow. Too much confidence if she thinks she’s a singer or pop star

    • @anitap8057
      @anitap8057 Před 5 měsíci +3

      ​@eliseobrien7709 Right. I think she might do well in a choir.

    • @mirjanavarjacic4148
      @mirjanavarjacic4148 Před 2 měsíci

      Susan je predivna iako je bolesna.To se na njoj vidi.Zato se nitko nesmije ismijavati takvoj osobi.

  • @sw6188
    @sw6188 Před 5 měsíci +30

    I could tell Rachael had an attitude before she even opened her mouth. The facial expressions, the preening, the inappropriate attire. She's a "look at me" queen who thinks she's "all that".

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před 5 měsíci +8

      Be nice if she’d wash her hair once in a while, too.🤢

    • @pollypurree1834
      @pollypurree1834 Před 2 měsíci

      She's a hooker, btw, who works at a massage parlor.

    • @dillaarts2
      @dillaarts2 Před měsícem

      She looked like she was on drugs

    • @dor4376
      @dor4376 Před 20 dny

      It looked like there could be some substances... happening or sth? 😅

  • @kimdasko6952
    @kimdasko6952 Před rokem +79

    Poor Emma was seriously expecting her parents to persuade the judges into letting her get through. They are totally to blame for her dissolution of her inability to sing.

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Like a lot of cases in this show!!! The parents or family are in delirium, out of reality, and if since childhood they repeat to their child "You are the best, you are a future star, you gonna win..." Pppfffff. So cringe! They are guilty of this delirium and madness! That is not good for a child, even a genius or very good talent of whatever! You can give some compliment sometimes, for progress, good one, etc. But critics are useful for progress too! And this delirium, that makes the worst adults or future broken people! When the true came out, BAM!

    • @kishannaconandoyle1907
      @kishannaconandoyle1907 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yes, this time you can blame parents but the second time? After three or four years she had another chance with her sister. The two failed of course, then were aggressive.

    • @openbook9000
      @openbook9000 Před měsícem

      ​@@kishannaconandoyle1907also Emma singing all hours of the night got them kicked out of their house.... so it was her parents and her delusion to blame.

    • @Josmusicandcovers8285
      @Josmusicandcovers8285 Před měsícem

      I think I read somewhere once that Emmas parents are notorious for wanting to be on TV for all the wrong reasons? I can find a source rq
      EDIT: After some light research, they have been on Jeremy Kyle, Nightmare Neighbors, and Fat Family? Emma and Samantha are doing good now, their mum sadly passed this year. Hopefully they'll be doing better soon.

  • @MM-ho1rw
    @MM-ho1rw Před 3 lety +178

    As soon as they say Whitney you know it's gonna be a train wreck.

  • @themilkguzzler2467
    @themilkguzzler2467 Před 2 lety +116

    "We just need the right direction"
    "Over there, the door"
    😂😂😂

    • @khina3061
      @khina3061 Před 4 měsíci +2

      My face when I heard it 😯

  • @steveleamont
    @steveleamont Před 9 měsíci +24

    ‘If I wanna give birth on live tv while singing that’s my choice…’

  • @aarontaylor2308
    @aarontaylor2308 Před 2 měsíci +14

    The apprentice jockey with Louis and Sharon laughing. Iconic 😂😂😂😂

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před měsícem

      Sharon was horribly drunk and it's a total disgrace to let a drunk person judge. She always tells Simon and Louis to contain themselves and not laugh. Here she did, what they did. When they walked away, she even bumped against the door.
      Get your act together, Sharon! I liked your more sensible and oftentimes gentle approach. Lay off the booze!
      That said: race jockeys are tiny, thin people. This woman was not thin at all. Which makes her not an apprentice jockey. Don't know why she said that.

    • @fall-inpeace2523
      @fall-inpeace2523 Před 20 dny

      @@gardenjoy5223 stfu she did just fine judging drunk or not she did great and that moment was more iconic than most people think BECAUSE she’s always so reserved so to see her let loose and laugh was refreshing

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 20 dny

      @@fall-inpeace2523 lol. I guess the stfu all applies to little weirdos like you.
      And pray, inform us how someone like you and the word peace go together. You've proven otherwise.

    • @thickimi
      @thickimi Před 14 dny

      ​@@gardenjoy5223 Do you know her life? Hop off of her. Thats probably the exact reason he starting laughing at her first, cuz he didn't see a heavyset woman like her riding a horse. A bit insensitive tbh

    • @gardenjoy5223
      @gardenjoy5223 Před 13 dny

      @@thickimi Sharon was indeed insensitive, which she normally is not.
      Being drunk on the job and in public is something not to be pushed under the rug though. I like Sharon at all other times.

  • @jamesstafford6920
    @jamesstafford6920 Před 2 lety +111

    It never fails. If someone says they have the X Factor and they have a 10 out of 10 voice, they're about to fall flat.

  • @iAmNothingness
    @iAmNothingness Před 4 lety +885

    No one can replace Louis Walsh!!!

    • @omariraqiman
      @omariraqiman Před 4 lety +53

      except johnny rocco the mafia man :D

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 Před 3 lety +25

      Louis Walsh? Same dude who tried to molest Mel B.

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 Před 3 lety +2

      Multiplicity did he die???

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před 3 lety +11

      Anyone can- even my dog. I don't see why everyone raves about Louis Walsh. Just a homely middle aged man.

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před 3 lety +3

      @@omariraqiman Johnny Rocco is a total loser.

  • @brunesi
    @brunesi Před 2 měsíci +8

    Whoever selected the back music for each contestant is kind of a genius. It's right on point with the person attitude and an overall humorous ambience, even setting the mood according to the candidate's age often times. Really amazing job.

  • @sherrillbonner388
    @sherrillbonner388 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I love watching Sharon - she's the only one who acts interested in the singers and tries to lift them up without laughing in their faces !!

  • @kaceyhill8802
    @kaceyhill8802 Před 3 lety +338

    You just know the audition will be bad when they compare themselves to Whitney Houston, Celine Dion or Mariah Carey

    • @leonjos8728
      @leonjos8728 Před 3 lety +15

      As soon as they say they good as this 3 divas..there’s when the disaster started

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara Před 3 lety +3

      ...or Leonard Cohen's Halleluiah. Been a row of cases like this in the 1st Hungarian series.

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Před rokem

      This is the most copy pasted comment on these videos

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Před rokem +3

      I don't know why anyone tries to sing "My Heart Will Go On" on any of these shows. Almost nobody can sing that one without sounding like they're just yelling.

    • @erinthesystem9608
      @erinthesystem9608 Před rokem +1

      Saying you can sing like Freddy Mercury is another bad sign. Michael Jackson: NEVER goes well. People rarely pick more obscure artists that they wish to sound like, or people w/realistically-achievable voices (like Tom Waits).

  • @kimberlygagnon-rix-sletten1443

    Zoe reminded me of Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!! LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂

  • @stormexaustralia77
    @stormexaustralia77 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Emma from Ramsbottom parents on the intro "we have pushed her and pushed her and got her to sing"..... in front of the judges "we've not pushed her" 😂😂😂😂

  • @bcd8208
    @bcd8208 Před 4 lety +133

    "Simon I always thought that you were such a wonderful man who told the truth."
    "I did. It's a no."
    Straight up savage.

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Před rokem +3

      Johnny Rocko needs a reality check. Take the cannoli and leave us alone!😎

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 Před 2 měsíci +3

      😂 Incredible! She is so much in her delirium, she think they are good, and Simon a man of word, so, she can not believe he say the true! 😂 Why he will dping that!? Waow! Impressive how far a delirium can goes on! 😂 If they were good, why he said No, bad, blabla. So stupid!

  • @Partypaddo
    @Partypaddo Před 4 lety +157

    "I wanna throw myself in the coffin after that" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem

      @cautiouslasagna - No, he meant they were depressing and morbid.

  • @theshadow100
    @theshadow100 Před 11 měsíci +8

    The reason the panel was failing ,because there was no laughter,Louie brought it

  • @reneminii
    @reneminii Před 10 měsíci +9

    i love seeing the ones like “i’m gonna be a star, just watch this space” and now it’s like 20 years later and surprisingly… they aren’t stars

  • @brian-thecommonbreath8388
    @brian-thecommonbreath8388 Před 4 lety +466

    All round the towns and everything.

  • @missydeyo5042
    @missydeyo5042 Před 2 lety +79

    42:41
    "You've never stabbed anyone before?"
    "She murdered the song"
    💀💀💀🤣🤣

  • @veramandado4604
    @veramandado4604 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is the funniest show to watch, I can’t believe that there are so people many so deaf in the world.

  • @Gonken88
    @Gonken88 Před 2 lety +195

    Simon was spot on about the math tutor. Educated, pillar of the community, has access to kids and thinks that was acceptable.

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Před rokem +11

      @Gonken88. He was an absolute freak show!🤪😎

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Před rokem

      @Gonken88. Yes, that guy was one sick puppy. So hideous, untalented and unattractive. 🤮😎

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +11

      But it was “for the people of Wales!” I have a feeling the people of Wales were all screaming “Nooooo!” at their TVs.

    • @chyaboi11
      @chyaboi11 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@greeneyez0697Now you're doing too much

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 Před 3 měsíci +2

      He's a MATH teacher, not a singing teacher! He's as incapable as the rest of the bad singers to tell who is good or bad, but what do you expect? Being able to choose good singers to mentor is a SKILL, and why would a math teacher have that skill?

  • @peterpiper831
    @peterpiper831 Před 3 lety +230

    That "family group" of 4 seem like they have come out of some cult.
    Very weird and manipulative.
    Then she says, " We just need the right direction."
    Simon says " It's over there, the door."

    • @blahblahblah4993
      @blahblahblah4993 Před 3 lety +31

      They were awful! ‘I have to go out there and tell my kids!’ Christ 😧

    • @garyedwards5321
      @garyedwards5321 Před 3 lety +4

      So deluded and it's sad they think they have any quality when in reality they can't sing

    • @Writeowl
      @Writeowl Před 3 lety +43

      “I’ve gotta go out there and tell my kids”. It’s a singing competition, not a terminal cancer diagnosis!! 😑😑😑

    • @biomutant1468
      @biomutant1468 Před 2 lety +12

      Right, they probably weren’t seeing the big picture but everyone can tell they’re insincere and manipulative, if they had let them through they would’ve been eliminated quickly anyways because they were simply bad.

    • @neptunianmoon6285
      @neptunianmoon6285 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, I hated them, wanted to punch the one couple.

  • @knockoutking3764
    @knockoutking3764 Před 6 měsíci +14

    The twins looked older than 44! DAMN!

  • @judithfloyd4394
    @judithfloyd4394 Před 11 měsíci +11

    " we've literally pushed her and pushed her and pushed her" then mom says to Simon" we've not pushed her".....??

  • @a.r.mproductions5616
    @a.r.mproductions5616 Před 3 lety +99

    Love Louis and Simon’s bromance. They’re always smiling at each other across the table. 😂❤️

    • @dannyrichards6233
      @dannyrichards6233 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol. 😂

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před rokem

      @@dannyrichards6233 You are stupid and lazy using the expression "lol" with a dumb smiling face. obviously you can't think of anything more unusual to say.

  • @nosferatu8530
    @nosferatu8530 Před 3 lety +89

    It is insane how delusional most people are. Not just with singing on shows like this, but humanity in general. 90% are dangerously and seriously disturbed. It scares me beyond words...

    • @gorgjesss
      @gorgjesss Před 8 měsíci +7

      Okay vampire lover 😂

    • @hyeneacrete6777
      @hyeneacrete6777 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I think same! A lot are disturbed, in delirium (i am the best, i will be star blabla), it is really cringe and spooky, beyond the funny context.

    • @jvampyre1744
      @jvampyre1744 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Meeee too..... Meeeee too!!!! The utter lack of self awareness is truly terrifying.

  • @robsonclaire1981
    @robsonclaire1981 Před 4 měsíci +7

    To the woman singing Whitney... My son came to my bedroom saying who's signing so horrible? They woke me up! Why was she screaming? Lol, yeah I should have turned it down lol, take the hint Mrs! Lol

    • @gcop7143
      @gcop7143 Před 4 měsíci

      OMG haha that’s really funny ngl

  • @geoffreyhart9058
    @geoffreyhart9058 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Simon:- 32:20 I love his one liners, for instance... 'If I was looking to hire a rug, I'd would hire you tomorrow' Priceless!

  • @gothicgrandma4559
    @gothicgrandma4559 Před 3 lety +82

    Sharon Osbourne has just got the best poker face ever. Everyone else is completely unable to stop themselves laughing but Sharon is just totally straight faced. She must have had a lot of practice at it with her family's antics.

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Před rokem +12

      She's so nice and sweet too. I wonder why so many people think she's mean..

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +6

      She’s been quite nasty to some contestants, but I like her anyway.

    • @fannyfroeschl
      @fannyfroeschl Před 10 měsíci +3

      🙃
      I'm one of them & I am wondering about people who like her.
      Whenever I see her, I get fake & dishonesty vibes.
      I can't stand her.

    • @flickingbollocks5542
      @flickingbollocks5542 Před 4 měsíci +2

      She always tries to give them a positive message when they are so flicking bad.
      But I love her when she is sent over the top by these lunatics.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 4 lety +127

    Simon said the wigs and it was their actual hair..... OMG!!!

  • @user-kw1hx4sx3l
    @user-kw1hx4sx3l Před měsícem +3

    'Do you know Elvis Presley?' - c'mon, really? 😆 🤣 😂

  • @sharonstory6479
    @sharonstory6479 Před měsícem +2

    Sometimes I don't know how the judges stand listening to so many excruciatingly bad people who are truly convinced they can sing.

  • @mrgadget1485
    @mrgadget1485 Před 4 lety +77

    Louie: "I just can't see her riding a horse". LMAO!

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 4 lety +276

    I love Tushko from Japan. She was so adorable.

    • @boskeep1
      @boskeep1 Před 3 lety +22

      i knowww she was like a puppy dog and I would protect her with my life

    • @asmrloves147
      @asmrloves147 Před 3 lety +7

      Simon was so ready to bone her tho. Like it was all over his face 😂😭😭

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před 3 lety +3

      I thought she was a moron.

    • @asmrloves147
      @asmrloves147 Před 3 lety +25

      Claudia Krizay why u gotta be like that😂😭 she was just so excited to see Simon loooool

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před 3 lety +2

      @@asmrloves147 First of all, the word is you, not "u." And loooool? What in the hell is that? More trashy internet lingo??? I would say do away with it. Why would anyone be that excited to see Simon anyways. Maybe she is a bit promiscuous???

  • @tinyfrog919
    @tinyfrog919 Před rokem +6

    OMFG Sharon! Her laughter has me in stitches! 🤣😂🤣

  • @Sandrineworld
    @Sandrineworld Před 5 měsíci +3

    When i feel down, i just have to watch this and my mood is up again!

  • @wolterzz3267
    @wolterzz3267 Před rokem +53

    When that woman said 'I have watched you judging the rubbish that got through', I died🤣. That's when you know someone has a very delusional self image of him/herself.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +8

      She didn’t realize she was part of the rubbish…

  • @copandondotto
    @copandondotto Před 2 lety +118

    The fact that the husband was cursing at the cameras when his pregnant wife was told a no sort of worries me.

    • @abbymymonkeyandme2880
      @abbymymonkeyandme2880 Před rokem +48

      I see your point. He went from loving towards her, opening the door for her to flipping out, storming off without her and out comes the real arsehole who was depending on her to win the whole competition. Imagine what he'd be like if she didn't & probably wouldn't. Like i said arsehole.

    • @nopcshere6097
      @nopcshere6097 Před rokem +30

      It does point to an abusive marriage. If that's what he's like on worldwide TV, I hate to imagine what he's like behind closed doors.

    • @thine.
      @thine. Před rokem +22

      yeah.. the way he just ignored her and stormed off.. almost like "ugh you're not gonna make me money now despite it being possibly dangerous for you🤬🤬"

    • @mariahmueller579
      @mariahmueller579 Před rokem +24

      @@abbymymonkeyandme2880 I hope her and the child who would be close to 17 by now, are okay today. I hope that wonderful nice woman left him. He's just as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside too. That was scary...

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem

      @@mariahmueller579 - Amen! He saw her as his meal ticket. He was a scumbag, plain and simple.

  • @santale4102
    @santale4102 Před měsícem +2

    It's funny how the confidence is always silent but the cockiness is loud!

  • @TayWoode
    @TayWoode Před 5 měsíci +3

    Watching these bad ones remind me of how hilariously accurate the Peter Kay parody was of Britain’s got the pop factor

  • @SimArtyPantz
    @SimArtyPantz Před 2 lety +64

    I hope Simon realizes the bad auditions are more important to us than winners for entertainment ❤️🤣❤️

  • @korruptionk6953
    @korruptionk6953 Před 4 lety +106

    "It was terrible."
    No Way..

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash Před 5 měsíci +3

    Thank you for uploading this. Great job and well done!!

  • @sarahcarr4335
    @sarahcarr4335 Před 4 měsíci +6

    They need to upload more videos cause I’m running out of ones I haven’t seen and once that happens I will fall into a deep depression 😅

  • @NotQuiteFirst
    @NotQuiteFirst Před 2 lety +73

    1:43:19 Emma's mum: "we've literally pushed her and pushed her and pushed her, and got her to sing"
    1:46:12 Simon: You have to take responsibility for her disappointment
    Emma's mum: "we've not pushed her"

  • @beardedentity
    @beardedentity Před 3 lety +92

    1:24:22
    That fiancee is a POS. He was thinking about the money he could be leeching off the woman (if she got into the competition) MORE than the safety of the baby and the mother. He reacted worse than the woman, which showed us everything.

    • @thine.
      @thine. Před 3 lety +10

      yeah, he seems like a real asshole... and the way he reacted seemed like he cares waaaay more about his wife winning than his wife delivering a baby

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Před rokem

      what the fuck happened to her teeth jesus

  • @judithgarcia5732
    @judithgarcia5732 Před měsícem

    I haven't been able to watch TV because I was a very young mother so for the last 20 years I've been very busy and now bc the power of the internet I can watch all of these wonderful auditions. I've just caught on and hope there are plenty more. Very well done! Love it!

  • @frogganna
    @frogganna Před 10 měsíci +10

    Girl thinks she can be as good as Christina Aguilera but can't even say her name right

  • @bookman5122
    @bookman5122 Před 4 lety +368

    I feel so bad for the first lady. She was so sweet and innocent 😥😪

    • @ZuccaEZagara
      @ZuccaEZagara Před 4 lety +6

      ...but rather suitable to sing László Vikár's Turkic and Finno-Ugric collection from the Volga-Kama region, than any pop song.

    • @dawnmeek7875
      @dawnmeek7875 Před 4 lety +16

      And they just laugh at her shame on them

    • @kayleebrown1826
      @kayleebrown1826 Před 4 lety +2

      Poor Yong lady I she was wonderful

    • @TheSenija
      @TheSenija Před 4 lety +14

      Im So sad she doesnt have anyone close to her to tell her she should t go for an audition 😩

    • @flyingcapsicum
      @flyingcapsicum Před 3 lety +8

      I actually liked the timbre of her voice, and she could hold a note for a long time. But she was off-key.

  • @louissmith1393
    @louissmith1393 Před 4 lety +261

    Back when X Factor used to be entertaining.

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Před rokem +8

      Now it's overproduced and fake

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +5

      I stopped watching the bad auditions compilations when they had people audition in front of a live audience. I tried, but it wasn’t the same. So much more fun when it was just in front of the three or four judges. And once Simon left - forget it. (I’ve never seen the actual show; I just love the bad auditions!)

    • @EternalPayne
      @EternalPayne Před rokem

      At the people's expense

    • @moexxn
      @moexxn Před 5 měsíci

      @@EternalPaynewell to be fair a lot of these people are so far up their own @sses that they seriously needed a reality check

  • @rogibson9157
    @rogibson9157 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Susan was so sweet and sincere.

  • @robblydubbly
    @robblydubbly Před 2 měsíci +2

    Listen Susan’s a legend . I’d have loved to have grown up listening to her singing in the house like that . People need to appraise people who express themselves … she was such a sweetheart .. one of life’s innocent angelic beings x Susan I loved your singing ❤

  • @witchycat15
    @witchycat15 Před 3 lety +27

    "You've proved through twelve different songs that you cant hold a note in tune"
    Damn lol

  • @thisuserisntavalaible
    @thisuserisntavalaible Před 4 lety +176

    Rachel is freaking legend😂 just like our fav holistic vocal coach😂

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash Před 4 lety +27

      The holistic coach passed away.

    • @thisuserisntavalaible
      @thisuserisntavalaible Před 4 lety +8

      SCRATCHING FOR CASH what😧 I didn’t know omg🤭

    • @erinmefford8041
      @erinmefford8041 Před 4 lety +2

      Hedi Stylinsøn www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10421288/ariel-burdett-x-factor-death/amp/ sadly in November

    • @fionnuala.o
      @fionnuala.o Před 3 lety

      She got like, murdered or summ didn’t she? (Holistic vocal coach

    • @nancyclark864
      @nancyclark864 Před 3 lety +3

      @Anna Likan she committed suicide.

  • @m.p.776
    @m.p.776 Před měsícem +3

    It's so cringey when people cry and beg the judges! Like, how can you embarrass yourself like that?

  • @roller_fairy
    @roller_fairy Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love how Louie looks over at Simon and laughs. its one of my favorite things.

  • @ericarickert6775
    @ericarickert6775 Před 3 lety +150

    The best part of all of this was the judges realizing they wanted Louie back! Louie brings a happiness and sillyness to the table that literally flows through with the other judges ... You can see the difference in all of the judges IMMEDIATELY! Their more relaxed and more into the role of judging and having a good time and laughing while doing their job. So happy to see the other judges admitting that they needed Louie back! 💖

    • @claudiakrizay
      @claudiakrizay Před rokem +5

      Louie is overrated. The show would be fine without him.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +6

      Erica Rickert, I’m with you: I loved Louie.

    • @sistagalsistagal8136
      @sistagalsistagal8136 Před 4 měsíci +2

      They must have Sharon and Louie at these auditions. And I love that they annoy Simon so much putting through bad ones, just for that very purpose. 😂

  • @spazarellapoet8735
    @spazarellapoet8735 Před 2 lety +58

    That vocal coach stole that ladies money for 2 and a half years 80 pounds a session that is crazy

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Před rokem +14

      18 i think he said

    • @pollypurree1834
      @pollypurree1834 Před rokem +3

      He looked like a classic liberal. Seriously.

    • @jessbarnes8521
      @jessbarnes8521 Před 2 měsíci +1

      She was absolutely terrible. Get a refund.

    • @JMJung-od4em
      @JMJung-od4em Před 24 dny

      He looks like a phony Ian Mckellan 😂 oh AND a classic liberal too.

  • @anamarija1898
    @anamarija1898 Před 6 měsíci +4

    The list of songs as he reads it sound more and more like a psycho Playlist. 😂

  • @angelawilliams4239
    @angelawilliams4239 Před rokem +4

    Every time a contestant says they are going to sing Mariah, or Whitney, you know it’s going to be bad before they start 😂

  • @erehjeager9381
    @erehjeager9381 Před 4 lety +77

    why are we so obsessed with these?

    • @michellehubertaagaard4481
      @michellehubertaagaard4481 Před 2 lety +15

      Because it makes us feel better about ourselves 😂

    • @m1586
      @m1586 Před rokem

      @EveH Jeager. I wish I knew! But many of us are under some kind of spell!😎

  • @caroline7693
    @caroline7693 Před rokem +50

    Sharon's reaction when the guy said he spent 50,000$ so far to be a singer says it all.

    • @PatchedUpTwice
      @PatchedUpTwice Před rokem +8

      Someone was making themselves rich stealing that dude’s money while feeding him a ton of bullshit, that’s for sure.

    • @sw6188
      @sw6188 Před 5 měsíci +2

      $50,000. The dollar sign goes in front.

    • @SDS-ee9js
      @SDS-ee9js Před 2 měsíci

      @@sw6188 Lol!

  • @rarakurofuto
    @rarakurofuto Před 9 měsíci +1

    That very first one is the most wholesome attempt ever 😂😂😂 they were very kind to her! And she was happy

  • @deannahicks6755
    @deannahicks6755 Před 4 měsíci

    The bad auditions make my work day much more entertaining 😂

  • @goldenmoney9864
    @goldenmoney9864 Před 4 lety +34

    Aww that Japanese lady was so humble , nice and cute🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @bertav5374
    @bertav5374 Před 4 lety +39

    sharon smashing the table in dawn's audition will always be my favorite moment

  • @SamuelGBerman
    @SamuelGBerman Před 28 dny +1

    Wild that not 1 person who said “u wait and see we will be BIG ONE DAY” ever got big

  • @crivket1235
    @crivket1235 Před 4 měsíci +3

    When you start BEGGING you already know you suck 😂😂😂

  • @dr.padmajaguruprasad2912
    @dr.padmajaguruprasad2912 Před 4 lety +95

    Louie, Sharon and Simon are literally me and my friends during lectures!!

  • @thehoneybadger1223
    @thehoneybadger1223 Před 4 lety +110

    Not all heroes wear capes, some make YT compilations ❤

    • @thehoneybadger1223
      @thehoneybadger1223 Před 3 lety +5

      I doubt they see any money because the videos usually get claimed by someone else

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 Před rokem +3

      @@thehoneybadger1223 for real. They upload them for us.