Dream & Techno SUMMONED DreamXD Into PRISON And He GRANTED Them ONE WISH! DREAM SMP

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  • #DreamSMP #Minecraft #Dream #Technoblade
    Stream: • The Prison Podcast ft....
    Dream twitch: / dreamwastaken
    Technoblade youtube: / technothepig
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Komentáře • 994

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Před 2 lety +3941

    Technoblade always had the greatest plans.

  • @fdragon0216
    @fdragon0216 Před 2 lety +2622

    Dream: “I am gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy”

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 Před 2 lety +1601

    They straight-up summoned God himself just to chill out.

    • @jimothy7665
      @jimothy7665 Před 2 lety +70

      Techno canonically dies if he doesn’t do the sellout timer

  • @desertsandfly2277
    @desertsandfly2277 Před 2 lety +1160

    I just love how when someone visits dream in prison. They just pity him, hate him or talk about everything bad he did.
    Meanwhile technoblade is just messing around trolling dream and asking him embarrassing questions.

    • @thanhhoang7335
      @thanhhoang7335 Před 2 lety +38

      And also gaining clout from him

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Před 2 lety +32

      Because they are teammates at some point

    • @alistic1894
      @alistic1894 Před rokem +5

      Ah yes. What people do to Dream in the prison when they visit:
      -Pity him
      -Hate on him
      -Talk about the bad things he did
      -Troll him
      *--Torture him-*

  • @mystroblade_
    @mystroblade_ Před 2 lety +2639

    Dream is either silently raging, or silently laughing, or silently wishing Techno had a bigger brain XDD

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 Před 2 lety +138

      He does he knows all god wishes are traps as in if you wish something like get out of prison they will just out you in another prison or something like that so he just chose a simple wish

    • @mystroblade_
      @mystroblade_ Před 2 lety +19

      @@sadsworth4605 true though

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 Před 2 lety +47

      The thing is, even summoning a god has a cost... what did Techno pay... a canon life?

    • @user-bz9mg5cs7y
      @user-bz9mg5cs7y Před 2 lety +10

      Im pretty sure all of them

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- Před 2 lety +44

      Techno has a big brain. He is making money whilst trolling dream. He knows exactly what he has done.

  • @fdblaze_1009
    @fdblaze_1009 Před 2 lety +2734

    Dream:uses revive book
    Dreamxd joins:u have 1 wish
    Techno:I WANT A BELL!!!

    • @mewa162
      @mewa162 Před 2 lety +80

      Yeah thats... thats literally what happens.

    • @ScoutyFilms173
      @ScoutyFilms173 Před 2 lety +40

      Poor dream XD

    • @10yearsago9yearsago9
      @10yearsago9yearsago9 Před 2 lety +12

      bad bell

    • @lovrojuretic2870
      @lovrojuretic2870 Před 2 lety +13

      he could have asked for a enderchest hi stuf are in there

    • @grassblock7668
      @grassblock7668 Před 2 lety +22

      Well at the end they both had some fun with that bell
      Plus Techno got sooo many channle members :O

  • @juse73x
    @juse73x Před 2 lety +1297

    Alternate Title: ADHD Pig convinces no-longer-homeless teletubby to start a podcast and summons godlike teletubby.

  • @Oncom-cv4gq
    @Oncom-cv4gq Před 2 lety +987

    Technoblade: "well on the good side you are not homeless anymore"

  • @chinchie3593
    @chinchie3593 Před 2 lety +647

    Ngl, having a bell instead of getting out of prison was the best thing to wish.

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- Před 2 lety +24

      Because the god could have teleported them into a lava pool or another prison and they would end up just back where they were. Omniscient beings usually don't want to mess with the universe too much so they can always just trick some stupid ape brains. Techno getting something simple meant that he and the god both won while dream gets to dive into the toilet.

    • @colinfontenot7561
      @colinfontenot7561 Před 2 lety +7

      @@anoon- that isn't how DreamXD acts he is like a normal person

    • @Crilyte
      @Crilyte Před 2 lety +7

      @@colinfontenot7561 what normal person sends a woman to hell and returns her back as a prank?

    • @deviousintentrwthemes5170
      @deviousintentrwthemes5170 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Crilyte 2018-2020 morgz

    • @audreyks6074
      @audreyks6074 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, it would have been a bit boring if they just got teleported out and moved on with their lives. I'm betting on the syndicate breaking them out

  • @kimkardashiansimplants1735
    @kimkardashiansimplants1735 Před 2 lety +173

    "Dream don't die yet I need to make money"
    -Technoblade

  • @how_remarkable3198
    @how_remarkable3198 Před 2 lety +325

    Techno: “On the bright side your not homeless *Anymore* “
    Dream: “True”
    That means he was homeless before.

    • @user-fx8rk2jm3w
      @user-fx8rk2jm3w Před 2 lety +18

      Dream admits it! XD

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran Před rokem +6

      Yes, Dream destroyed his house in game to “remove himself from attachments” so he couldn’t the controlled

    • @hitechinc.7875
      @hitechinc.7875 Před rokem

      Well, he's living in a hole in the ground where Tommy found it using glitches.

    • @Sophiaysa
      @Sophiaysa Před rokem +1

      0:59

  • @jpeg_f1le
    @jpeg_f1le Před 2 lety +1279

    DreamXD: I will grant you one wish
    Dream: OMG WE CAN ESCA-
    Technoblade: I WANT A BELL
    *SELL OUT TIMER GOES OFF*
    Dream: Depression
    Techno: BECOME CHANNEL MEMER NOW ONE OF US

  • @bobbyjoey07
    @bobbyjoey07 Před 2 lety +543

    It’s ok dream I’ll cheer you up with this bell while you punch obsidian for 2 weeks

  • @EM-ju4yy
    @EM-ju4yy Před 2 lety +186

    If DreamXD is Drista, imagine her wheezing while giving the bell to Techno

  • @TheRobloxianDev
    @TheRobloxianDev Před 2 lety +306

    Techno must be enjoying the prison, he ain't doin anything to get out of there.

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- Před 2 lety +2

      He is the farthest he could be from Tommy sooooo

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- Před 2 lety +4

      Also he is being the most productive. He keeps asking dream for the knowledge of the book so he could escape easily. To trick the guards, get another wish, etc. Its just Dream holding them back.

    • @chasebladesword1211
      @chasebladesword1211 Před 2 lety +3

      @@anoon- Dream can't afford to let anyone else hold the knowledge or there's no reason to keep him alive

    • @anybody277
      @anybody277 Před 2 lety

      he could easily escape by the pearl he left on the syndicate

    • @TheRobloxianDev
      @TheRobloxianDev Před 2 lety

      @@chasebladesword1211 Correct, and we all know how techno is kinda bad at keeping secrets.

  • @Oncom-cv4gq
    @Oncom-cv4gq Před 2 lety +487

    "Well on the good side you are not homeless anymore"
    -Thecnoblade, the art of joking

  • @Bars3366
    @Bars3366 Před 2 lety +352

    Plot twist: it's drista playing dreams sec acc

  • @angieescalera1989
    @angieescalera1989 Před 2 lety +142

    I could feel the pain Dream had when Techno asked for a bell.

  • @ryanalexpaycana4315
    @ryanalexpaycana4315 Před 2 lety +139

    DREAM IS SOO MAD
    AND TECHO IS SOO HAPPY BEACUSE HE HAVE A BELL LOL

  • @JaredOnAir
    @JaredOnAir Před 2 lety +65

    “He broke my table”
    They say pigs never forget

  • @RiskierGoose340
    @RiskierGoose340 Před 2 lety +62

    Members: exist
    Zoronic: nope

  • @deviousdirtbag6814
    @deviousdirtbag6814 Před 2 lety +112

    tommy: being revived is shit, it hurts and is _not fun._
    techno: im not even dead but revive me _lmaooo_

  • @sceptileswordsman7152
    @sceptileswordsman7152 Před 2 lety +118

    This kind of feels like a Dream short. And I love it.

  • @uknown5632
    @uknown5632 Před 2 lety +46

    Techno: He can grant one wish
    Dream: You're gonna get us out of here right?
    Techno: (stares)
    Dream:Right

  • @fabio5286
    @fabio5286 Před 2 lety +94

    zoronic is the true winner even in the highlights he get clout

  • @lemonplays2657
    @lemonplays2657 Před 2 lety +78

    Getting out of prison? Nahhhhh. B E L L

    • @lemonplays2657
      @lemonplays2657 Před 2 lety +7

      @Sally the salmon gotta get those members

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 Před 2 lety +1

      Ya he knows how cunning god's can be they will trick them and do something else

  • @no_name2545
    @no_name2545 Před 2 lety +50

    I just realized that Dream answered with 'True' when Techno said that 'Well, on the bright side you are not homeless anymore'.

  • @JustSomeoneYouDontKnow819
    @JustSomeoneYouDontKnow819 Před 2 lety +114

    Someone animate this!

  • @Marxererer
    @Marxererer Před 2 lety +164

    He just wants to make enough money to buy them out of the prison.

  • @nowl7834
    @nowl7834 Před 2 lety +102

    "I've actually see this guy he broke my table"
    -technoblade 2k21

  • @Ssapphireblue_
    @Ssapphireblue_ Před 2 lety +39

    I wasn’t surprised when techno ask for a bell 🤣

  • @hhamdmega6469
    @hhamdmega6469 Před 2 lety +24

    One of the best quotes from dream smp
    “ dream don’t die I need to make money”

  • @elain.marged
    @elain.marged Před 2 lety +44

    Dream: *tortures tommy*
    Techno and Quackity: imma bout to ruin this man’s whole career

  • @illenialLisette
    @illenialLisette Před 2 lety +46

    This was so funny. Can we appreciate that Dream and Techno wanted to give us fans SOMETHING until Sam is back.

  • @de0324
    @de0324 Před 2 lety +45

    "On the bright side your not homeless"
    pffft

  • @gamercentral2417
    @gamercentral2417 Před 2 lety +51

    Techno in prison is still so cool. Best pig

    • @Braydenjosefski
      @Braydenjosefski Před 4 měsíci

      Notice how dream is never moving at the same time as dreamXD and dreamXD never moves while dream is moving

  • @lily_art_thing
    @lily_art_thing Před 2 lety +55

    Time for Dream to speedrun getting tinnitus now that Techno has that bell

  • @oi-cj1pz
    @oi-cj1pz Před 2 lety +18

    "what if I tried to revive you? your living."
    "well then maybe there will be 2 of me, and then we can be double frieeeends."
    classic

  • @SilverSabertooth
    @SilverSabertooth Před 2 lety +17

    we all know that Dream standing by the lava was trying so hard not to laugh-

  • @Mrslexy1999
    @Mrslexy1999 Před 2 lety +34

    Dream doesn't know someone.
    First reaction: Punch them.

  • @mr.trident1363
    @mr.trident1363 Před 2 lety +50

    From Techno's description:
    Content policy: I am ok with people posting short clips from this stream on their channels. Please do not reupload full VODs or long-form (5+ minutes) edited highlights of this stream (aka the kind of stream highlights that I might post to my own channel, like The Red Festival or We Won the Minecraft Championship). Videos that are a compilation of short clips from *different* streams are also fine.
    Please do not reupload long-form (5+ minutes) edited highlights of this stream
    this video is more than 5 minutes and is a stream highlight.
    Techno isn't a fan.

    • @Crawful
      @Crawful Před 2 lety +5

      Bruh guy chill its 25 seconds plus it was to include sell out timer

    • @mr.trident1363
      @mr.trident1363 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Crawful Don't care, he must now perish at the hands of the almighty blood god

    • @Crawful
      @Crawful Před 2 lety +9

      @@mr.trident1363 you know how cringe you sound

    • @mr.trident1363
      @mr.trident1363 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Crawful wow, you must be fun at parties.

    • @Crawful
      @Crawful Před 2 lety +8

      @@mr.trident1363 well then I have not been to parties probably because I am 12 but meh

  • @celestiaaaa962
    @celestiaaaa962 Před 2 lety +57

    Dream XD: you have one wish, what do you want in the most secure prison in this SMP, thousands of obsidian surrounds you with mining fatigue, what would it be?
    Dream: a netherite picka-
    Techno: b e l l

  • @halomoon_
    @halomoon_ Před 2 lety +60

    I love technoblade I don’t think he made a mistake at all with wishing for a bell I think in a way that was a smart move of his

    • @aadiplayz3286
      @aadiplayz3286 Před 2 lety

      he is gonna make so much money out if that bell he is gonna buy out of the prison

  • @magnachao4208
    @magnachao4208 Před 2 lety +10

    Techno at the beginning
    “That be pretty pog”
    Dream “no”
    Insert techno’s meme lord face emoji

  • @yuhyunlee4836
    @yuhyunlee4836 Před 2 lety +8

    Who knew!!? Who knew this would happen!!

  • @Hi-sz5yn
    @Hi-sz5yn Před 2 lety +25

    "dream don't die, don't die, I need to make money first." OH WOW-

  • @yamanloai
    @yamanloai Před rokem +5

    Why is this video coming up on my recommended when the king died. Rest in peace alex😭❤️

    • @cutelycute493
      @cutelycute493 Před rokem

      Because it might help with cheering up because of Technoblade

  • @clarehidalgo
    @clarehidalgo Před 2 lety +19

    Is George's dream that involved Dream finding religion while in prison coming true? lol

  • @greenbeanwn1654
    @greenbeanwn1654 Před 2 lety +5

    Techno does what most of us would do when givin a wish.
    "I want a BELL"

  • @CalebsGaming145
    @CalebsGaming145 Před rokem +2

    Techno:I WANT A BELL
    DreamXd:ok
    Technoblade:YOOO ITS WORKING YOOO

  • @legendsonmobile6827
    @legendsonmobile6827 Před 2 lety +16

    He had one wish he could have wished to get em home and there’s a bell why he wished for a bell while I could have wished to come home XD

  • @imdumbandstupid1344
    @imdumbandstupid1344 Před 2 lety +5

    "ive seen this person before, he broke my table"
    -Technoblade2021

  • @Oncom-cv4gq
    @Oncom-cv4gq Před 2 lety +11

    Technoblade: "lett's goooooo!"
    Drem: "NO, my earsss"

  • @shalinisingh4372
    @shalinisingh4372 Před rokem +2

    Dreamxd: You have one wish
    Techno: I want a bell, I WANT A BELL
    Dream: silently wanting to kill techno

  • @the_tsuken685
    @the_tsuken685 Před 2 lety +4

    i love how techno say "you fool" to somebody

  • @ad3n934
    @ad3n934 Před 2 lety +3

    “Yeah. I’ve seen him. I told you. He broke my table.”
    DreamXD “You have one wish.”
    Techno “I want a bell.”
    Dream “WHAT!?!”

  • @_SmiLe_.
    @_SmiLe_. Před rokem +6

    Anyone else here after techno's death...?

    • @jadanextdoor
      @jadanextdoor Před rokem +1

      yeah, i just had to come back and watch him in videos and just see him happy, you know? i miss him, dearly :(

  • @anastasiahari2146
    @anastasiahari2146 Před 2 lety +1

    Dream : " *angry noise* "
    Techno : *Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!*

  • @Nick-ej2zw
    @Nick-ej2zw Před rokem +2

    Technoblade:How can god look like you
    Dream: …
    Techno:I want a dang bell
    DREAM: TECHNO WHAT THE HECK NO
    DreamXD: grants wish*
    DREAM:BRUUUUHHHHHHH
    Techno:yoooooooooo

  • @dayearnoflegend1414
    @dayearnoflegend1414 Před 2 lety +4

    For me Techno's funny words : Yoow we summed this dood
    We summoned a gOd !😮

  • @tomasapud8240
    @tomasapud8240 Před 2 lety +3

    Dream really tried to punch god

  • @nightmarelobo3219
    @nightmarelobo3219 Před 2 lety +2

    Dream: I can get out of here
    Techno: a bell
    Dream: nooooooooo

  • @michaelboyd4676
    @michaelboyd4676 Před 2 lety +2

    It’s nice dream actually has someone to talk to

  • @darkynt6337
    @darkynt6337 Před 2 lety +4

    Technoblade : yooooooooooooo a bellllll yoooooooooooooooo
    Dream : * about to commit suicide *

  • @adityahinduja4133
    @adityahinduja4133 Před rokem +3

    if only dream could revive techno:( RIP LEGEND

  • @himagowri4985
    @himagowri4985 Před 2 lety +2

    Techno: I want a bell
    Dream: Why u bullied me

  • @KJ-yo9ot
    @KJ-yo9ot Před 2 lety +2

    Techno : Enjoing the bell
    Dream : Having depression

  • @Bardoxk
    @Bardoxk Před 2 lety +3

    "Dream don't die I need to make money first"
    Technoblade

  • @bluemaple5447
    @bluemaple5447 Před 2 lety +8

    Alternative Title: Technoblade involuntarily makes Dream go insane. 😑

  • @lonelytoast_art
    @lonelytoast_art Před 2 lety +2

    I'm loving the duo of dream and techno in the prison I could watch it all day with a bucket of popcorn 🍿

  • @DivineY2K
    @DivineY2K Před 2 lety +88

    when i was watching the live and techno wished for a bell i almost threw my phone at the wall 🥲

  • @shadowflakes1557
    @shadowflakes1557 Před 2 lety +2

    Techno: bellllllll
    Dream:we should might have escape if we tell him

  • @j0nik1ng60
    @j0nik1ng60 Před 2 lety +4

    All part of a master plan

  • @coolbirb4774
    @coolbirb4774 Před 2 lety +3

    If they made a podcast it should be called pogcast

  • @scotandiamapping4549
    @scotandiamapping4549 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Dream should've brought up the fact that getting out of prison would've given Technoblade access to more bells

  • @althelaryflos7613
    @althelaryflos7613 Před 2 lety +1

    Dream being:stress
    Techno: yoooo join member one of us

  • @thatoneasassin4926
    @thatoneasassin4926 Před 2 lety +3

    Technoblade might have blown up lmanberg and ruin friendships, but one thing i will always be grateful for, is that even if hes worked with dream and theyre practically friens, he wont let him out. That, is appreciation for the server. he knows whats best i guess.

  • @bolognaman8182
    @bolognaman8182 Před 2 lety +5

    techno: oh yeah this guy fixed my table he's some sort of god.
    dream: w h a t .

  • @albertzhang6109
    @albertzhang6109 Před 2 lety +2

    "I want a bell."
    -Sun Tzu.

  • @ahanaroyc.1330
    @ahanaroyc.1330 Před 2 lety +1

    Dream and techno summon a god
    Techno: We have one wish
    Dream: You will use it so we can escape right?
    Techno:
    Dream: You will use it so we can escape right? ;)
    Techno: Bell! :D

  • @gabrielgomez2595
    @gabrielgomez2595 Před rokem +3

    me rewatching this like: I miss techno so much- dream, give me the book right now, I'm summoning god to bring him back-

  • @danix_toe_alt
    @danix_toe_alt Před 2 lety +3

    Plot twist: Dream is actually controlling DreamXD

  • @Solid_CC
    @Solid_CC Před 2 lety +2

    This was an interesting podcast

  • @KorAntFN
    @KorAntFN Před 2 lety +1

    Dream: i bet he is gonna let us out
    Technoblade: BELL

  • @aislinn-chan7373
    @aislinn-chan7373 Před 2 lety +3

    It was great the stream🤑👍

  • @Tricanion
    @Tricanion Před rokem +3

    If dream really can bring someone back from dead then why doesn't he bring technoblade back bro... I didn't think he would die.

  • @raptirredangel1336
    @raptirredangel1336 Před 2 lety

    I like that techno and dream are being like friends now

  • @Evan.is_boring
    @Evan.is_boring Před 2 lety +1

    -dream uses revive book-
    dreamXD: one wish you get
    technoblades pride possession
    technoblade: I WANT A BEELLLL!!!!!!!
    dream sitting in a corner disappointed

  • @thenizkid7389
    @thenizkid7389 Před 2 lety +4

    Hope your doing well C:

  • @arxleen
    @arxleen Před 2 lety +3

    Imagine he was mining wrong block lmao

  • @dimensionstraveler4845
    @dimensionstraveler4845 Před 2 lety +1

    Techno has his priorities straight.

  • @Mushroom_edit
    @Mushroom_edit Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love how dream probably thinking ''hhhhhhh I give up with techno"

  • @adityaharidas5657
    @adityaharidas5657 Před rokem +3

    I was drinking milk when this part happened
    Naturally I laughed so hard at 3:38 that i spit it all out on my laptop and it died
    It was totally worth it
    Gonna miss you Techno, you were my favourite youtuber genuinely
    RIP Pig God, I know you re teaching sun tzu as we speak lmao

  • @kikioffe2698
    @kikioffe2698 Před 2 lety +3

    "In right side you are not homeless anymore"
    TECHNO WHY??

  • @IntenseRazar
    @IntenseRazar Před 2 lety +2

    the funniest part of the video was techno screaming yo when he got a bell and dream was looking depressed...

  • @christopherpadilla9415
    @christopherpadilla9415 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Hearing the sellout timer and Technos hype hit me harder than I expected it to. How could someone be this funny and endearing??

  • @niceoneperson4832
    @niceoneperson4832 Před 2 lety +6

    Dream: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu
    DreamXD: ...
    Techno: He Broke My Table!

  • @zombiemango6361
    @zombiemango6361 Před 2 lety +4

    Hi thanks for providing these videos for us that can’t watch the streams and for that I appreciate you

  • @The_Nexium
    @The_Nexium Před 2 lety

    Alright, you have to buttons. Red = bell, Blue = escape
    Dream: blue
    Techno: R E D!

  • @Boiea
    @Boiea Před 2 lety +1

    Dream uses of the revive book: control everything.
    Technoblade uses of the revive book: sellout timer.