@@FooeyMcgooey he slick should just do it for the fun of it. âJesus said one of yall gon betray me and one of yall gon deny me. Judas you the betrayer. Judas said JESUS I WOULD NEVER, Jesus saidâŠok. Romans said Judas you ready to snitch? Judas said..yuhâ đ
â@xeviuniverse Not even low key đ I want you to do the one about the chinese spy who pretended to be a woman for 20 years and married the french diplomat đđđ
Man you're exactly like hearing the hottest gossip from someone in class in high school - you've got such a gravitas when it comes to storytelling that it's crazy. Please keep making videos. Sincerely, A big fan
Dude, this video is incredible. I was chilling and enjoying the story when you suddenly dropped that line at 5:19 and that brought me FULLY back into the present moment đ
You have some of the most entertaining content that Iâve been watching lately. I love the part where you say â He Had A Prrrooobbblluummâ Best story telling I get to hear all day broski
Love how you tell a story. Iâd say I wish you were teaching history to school kids, but this way, you have a way bigger audience than a single classroom can hold.
Honestly stupid probably changed the world more times than smart did since everyone were either not listening to smart or getting rid of them seeing them as potential threats
You have an amazing gift for storytelling, and this has become one of my favorite channels. Teachers should be playing some of your stuff in class, more kids would get interested in history ~ and if there's any justice left in the world, you'll be at 1m+ subscribers by the end of the year. Much love to you, you're an absolute delight. đ
This man got me invested in random historical figures lives. History professors take notes, this man and Casual Geographic make boring subjects captivating. ___ had a problem tuned my ears like the smell of McD fries.
Amazing story telling as always bro! How are you keep pumping out classics like this at this rate tho?? Like frfr?!?! You putting out diamonds everyday Bro!!! đ đ
This is Michael Jackson's. Remember the Time but the dark side of it. Yeah that part where the queen was infatuated with Michael dancing, yeah It didn't go down like that. Eddie Murphy was like đ€«đȘ
The necklace was a gift that King Louis XV commissioned for his mistress Madam du Barry. The king died before he paid for the necklace and of course no one was covering the cost of the thot bop necklace so the jewelers, out for around 50 million in todayâs money, tried to get Marie Antoinette to buy it. Crazy that this led to so many eventsđ I love these videos!!!
âWisdom is chasing you but you are fasterâ is my new favorite insult
My jaw dropped and i was abt to comment the same thing
Is that like real term in English or he actually made that đ
I feel like I've heard that before.....
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@nousername191 what was old shall be new again
Iâm literally dying at that comment right now đđđ I came to comment but I see you beat me to it
âWisdom is chasing you, but you are fasterâ is the biggest African insult known to man đđ
definitely top 3 greatest as well lol
Oh so itâs African term đ I will definitely using this as insult đ€Ł
i had to pause the video for a few minutes and collect myself i was laughing so hard đ
@@xeviuniverse yup!! Haha
Complete with accent! Had me teapot-whistlin! spare some breath!đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
The whole docile and complacent statement at the end was the true point of this story, serious pov right there...
That hit harder than anything else said.
Exactly
Thi was actually my favourite part.
Xevi explaining the crucifitcion: âsee Jesus had a proooooblemâŠâ đđ
Here's when things get wicked
YOOOOOOOO one of these daysđ
@@FooeyMcgooey he slick should just do it for the fun of it. âJesus said one of yall gon betray me and one of yall gon deny me. Judas you the betrayer. Judas said JESUS I WOULD NEVER, Jesus saidâŠok. Romans said Judas you ready to snitch? Judas said..yuhâ đ
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We should be getting movies about historical shenanigans like this instead of the same 3-4 stories over and over again.
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This I why I miss Drunk History. It's essentially the same thing Xevi does, but actually acted out by famous actors.
fr I'd watch bridgetown or whatever if it was about this
âBartholomew Chillâ đ€Łđđ
and he just never did :(
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What I learned is that there's no such thing as a harmless idiot.
"wisdom is chasing you but you are faster"
lmaoooo!đđđđ
Damn, Jeanne. You're supposed to get gone after you get the necklace đ©...
I mean she did, and she could have been sticking around so that she gets hid of her husband aswell, who knows
Im saying right? She figured theyd all target rohan but he was so dumb they knew he couldnt have pulled it off
Oh shot, we getting History lessons now? Well alright then!
yup! history has the best stories lowkey
@@xeviuniverse bro these videos be hittin harder than actual history lessons at school.
â@xeviuniverse Not even low key đ
I want you to do the one about the chinese spy who pretended to be a woman for 20 years and married the french diplomat đđđ
Bro tell the story of the dude who jumped into the ocean with a sword to fight a great white to save his dadâ@@xeviuniverse
â@@neinei697And he even went as far as to adopt a lil' boy to sell the bit.
Rohan just spat out his tea. Nobodyâs safe from Xevi
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"That makes sense" is gonna be my new catchphrase when the math ain't mathing
I tell my dog that he's so fast that his intelligence can't catch up with him đđđ yes I talk to my dog! He's cool af and I love him â€đ
That's not weird. You're supposed to talk to your dog
Cramming with this video for my history test tomorrow. Wish me luck
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get an A for us champ
The research you put into these stories, isnât going unnoticed . I want you as my friend đđđđđ
I love your take on historical accounts, always makes me want to learn more
God....kids would be a lot more educated if people like you were a history teacher
âSo what did we learn? That if youâre stupid, you could still change the worldâ
Loved this one so much đ
"so what did we learn, that if you're stupid, you can still change the world"
YES I CAN
âWisdom is chasing you but you are fasterâ is a bar
this history's first backdoor đđ
No I don't count the Trojan horse ts was gay
@@saivionbro what?
â@@saivionThe trojan horse is the best backdoor stories of all time. No Diddy.
@FooeyMcgooey this was is underrated thoo
"if you are stupid you can still change the world" damn ...
U heard of the Kardashians?
I've become well acquainted with variations of this tale over the years, but I can honestly say that your rousing rendition is by far the most entertaining that I've encountered.
(oh, btw, by the good graces of the YT algorithm gods or mere felicitous happenstance, I stumbled across one of your shorts yesterday..been ferociously devouring your content ever since. Subscribed. à©Żâąà»ê±â€ïž)
Your style of contenting is new and refreshing and still informative whilst maintaing an enertainment undertone keep it up bro ur gg blow up
if you're stupid, and you are at the right time and place, then you can change the world
I wish my history class was like this , I would have gotten As without fail
Rohan: Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell!
Man you're exactly like hearing the hottest gossip from someone in class in high school - you've got such a gravitas when it comes to storytelling that it's crazy. Please keep making videos.
Sincerely,
A big fan
âHow one idiot changed your life.â No need to rub it in dude, Iâm trying to improve.
1:30 đđđđ oh nah you got it my guy
My new favorite channel. Good work dude.
Imagine if this was a side mission in assassin creed unity's đđđ
Amazing history lesson man.
We need to be rebelling TODAY, yâall
For what
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Dude, this video is incredible. I was chilling and enjoying the story when you suddenly dropped that line at 5:19 and that brought me FULLY back into the present moment đ
This mans making history like đ
Hahaha you GO XEVI! Good stuff brother!
W VID AND GREAT STORYTELLING U FINNA BLOWUP NOT GONNA LIE YA VIDEOS ALWAYS GET ME AND I LOCK IN INFORMATIONAL ASFFđđŸđđŸ Blessings xeviii
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4:00 the âyâ in âyour girlâ is silent đđđ
One of the first videos that sum up everything
"Wisdom is chassing you but you're faster!" Bars!
Loving the mix of hip hop and history đ€Łđ„love your content brother. Keep up the heat!
Bread and circuses my G
Shit oversimplified got competition
You have some of the most entertaining content that Iâve been watching lately. I love the part where you say â He Had A Prrrooobbblluummâ Best story telling I get to hear all day broski
This was really good!
Great presentation of the "Queen's Necklace Affair".
Keep it up, hoping your channel blows up.
Damn bro I love your videos!
Wisdom is chasing you but you are faster.
đđđđ the narration is top tier
When i tell you i liiiiiiiiive for these uploads đ
That twist at the end was wild
Royals: you cant just overthrow us in a revolution, we are ordained by GOD
Napoleon: bet
đđœđđœđđœ story telling undefeated đ€đ€
What did we learn? Some people stoopid and yet they somehow end up in places of power inserting how that works
Your videos make my day brighter and my brain smarter
Great as usual. More please
I just found your channel and youre great at story telling
âHoney wake up, new Xevi video just droppedâ
keep doin' what you do bro you had me cheesing' the whole damn video
Honestly, I've never had this much fun learning history đ
Let me grab my snacks real quick!
Bro said it like it's the hottest drama. But still is tho. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Dude you have the same energy that my middle school history teacher had. He always made his history class interesting.
Love how you tell a story. Iâd say I wish you were teaching history to school kids, but this way, you have a way bigger audience than a single classroom can hold.
The way i lean in like im listening to some deep secret lol.
It was always faster lmao đź bro i love how crazy youre history videos are it breathes life into me
Honestly stupid probably changed the world more times than smart did since everyone were either not listening to smart or getting rid of them seeing them as potential threats
Bro if you were my history teacher I would've gotten straight As đ
I can listen to bro for days
Keep the history lessons coming fam! We lur dis!
That last 15 seconds killed me đ€Ł
lol this is a brand new angle on things! Nice!
I adore this young man. Salute to you my good sir.
You have an amazing gift for storytelling, and this has become one of my favorite channels. Teachers should be playing some of your stuff in class, more kids would get interested in history ~ and if there's any justice left in the world, you'll be at 1m+ subscribers by the end of the year. Much love to you, you're an absolute delight. đ
Also damn that shit at the end hit hard were really trained to be peasant brained
Rohan: Imma need to go save Gondor now!
Thatâs such an inspiring story đ
Ok but can we all give jeanne a round of applause im impressed lmao
This man got me invested in random historical figures lives. History professors take notes, this man and Casual Geographic make boring subjects captivating. ___ had a problem tuned my ears like the smell of McD fries.
Amazing story telling as always bro! How are you keep pumping out classics like this at this rate tho?? Like frfr?!?! You putting out diamonds everyday Bro!!! đ đ
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You'd make a great history teacher!
I can't wait till this man covers the mafia family that was the Medicis
Wtf đ the ending
are you a history teacher if not yu should. you have a great way of educating and being captivating
-DAMN.đ€Żđ€ŻđŹ-
This is Michael Jackson's. Remember the Time but the dark side of it.
Yeah that part where the queen was infatuated with Michael dancing, yeah It didn't go down like that.
Eddie Murphy was like đ€«đȘ
A "Netflix Watcher Specialist" We need more of these phrases đ Like a "cranial physician" or "master of the supine position artsđ
Idk Jeanne the Scammer slick sound like more of an historic icon the way she played everyone like the Lotto đđ
Lets not forget that when jeanne escaped, the husband had to do the rest of her timeđąđą
The necklace was a gift that King Louis XV commissioned for his mistress Madam du Barry. The king died before he paid for the necklace and of course no one was covering the cost of the thot bop necklace so the jewelers, out for around 50 million in todayâs money, tried to get Marie Antoinette to buy it.
Crazy that this led to so many eventsđ I love these videos!!!
That African insult made me rewind twice âȘ
I wish you had been my history teacher back in the day. I would have aced it.
Ima tell my kids Xevi was Plato
BANISHED đ
I heard Rohan, I thought it was gonna be a horse riding event!
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There's a great episode of the podcast Noble Blood covering this! I think it's called "the affair of the necklace"
You left out an important bit of information - Louis-René de Rohan was a Bishop. A fricken Cardinal no less.
Pope Pius VI was peeved about the trial, not because his Bishop was a fornicating, extravagant buffoon; he was incensed, since he believed that the cardinal should be tried by his natural judge (himself). Pope had a tantrum because the Royals ignored his letters and didn't include him in the drama.