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THX FOR WATCHING! This one was so fun to produce, write, film, and edit! Well worth it! We can't wait to post more long form videos like this! We are JUST GETTING STARTED!❤🙌🏻 (Don't forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE if you enjoyed the video)‼
You guys are INCREDIBLE please post more long form videos like this! BIG FAN❤🎉
I’ll subscribe but under one condition.....
U guys can make a movie
you need to increase the length of your video like ten minutes or more by the way video great😃😃😃😃
This is funny but relatable 😅😢
The fact that they INSTANTLY wanted to arrest him after they assumed he was the predator...
I bet that happens more than you think.
That one caught me off guard.. I would have arrested the guy on the spot too.
@@themeeting4960 fix yourself then
Wowwwwww.. 😂❤
True +++
When a guy is the victim, nobody seems to be concerned, but when a woman is the victim, people react quickly, take it seriously, and even begin attacking the male predator.
Even if she's actually lying and isn't a victim
Even when he's proved innocent people would still defend her
@@Shrukin9000 and its on his permanent record and in some cases becomes nearly "un-hireable"
Dolphin Boy became a Dolphin DAYUM. 😂
Honestly though, the reaction when the victim is a guy is "you probably liked it!"
"Oh, it gets better....I mean worse"
You guys are geniuses 😂
The cops were loving those stories😂😂
They needed it for “research purposes”
@@MattAndJustus btw where do you get all your girls Asking for a friend... Of course (you can tell me i won't tell the police)
5:01
I lost it there!
8:57 “Alright great, I’m going to be in my office give me about 45 minutes don’t disturb me.” Caught me off guard 😂
Same. XD
With the tissues and lotion too
We just had to end it like that😂😂
I really didn't expect that tbh
Bros trained his thing 💀
Bro was actually traumatized and mesmerised at the same time😅
For real he didn't know how to behave😭🤣
which one of u replies like this must have been either very traumatic for u or really hot depending on who@@MattAndJustus
That " WOOOOW" 😂. Man those officers sure love to do a movie with Mrs. Paris. 😅😅
Those officers wish they were in his shoes😭🤣
Dolphin Boy is swimming both on and off screen
Hahahaha he's a great swimmer
@@MattAndJustusDolphin boy was drowning in it
He really was a Dolphin riding babylon and her sister. 😂
@MattAndJustus you leaked your plate
☠🙏
"Are you sure your not a homosexual " the speed in saying it lmao
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Dolphin boy: Confessing an assault and crying.
Officers: "Waaaaaaawwww..." 😂
i wouldnt call that assault lol, thatd be a dream
😂😂😂
@@Taimur_Gates wtf
@@Taimur_Gates Bro experience it once. You will understand how traumatizing it is. I have experienced it so I know. You can't even tell anyone because they think it's too funny and enjoyable moment except the close females you have like your mother and sister.
Bro the dolphin sound
“Let me get this straight, cause I am a little confused” 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest lines😂
i saw this as soon as they said it
“Oh it gets better, i mean worse” this is truly sad because of how relatable it is in reality, men can’t speak of this issue without getting ridiculed.
Thanks for tuning in to our channel and dropping a comment! WE APPRECIATE YOU!!!!🔥‼
True
I like how the guy is traumatized and the cops are wishing they were in his shoes 😂
Real
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
8:20 "What you just explained to us is every man's dream" that caught me off guard 😭Love to Matt, Justus and Timmy
Thank you!! All three of us are grinding day in and day out to bring you guys the best comedy we can!🤘🏻🙌🏻🔥
@@MattAndJustusyou one of the funniest channels on the internet
5:11 officer turning on his walkie-talkie to let the whole police network know how mathew was assaulted, what a great officer
😭😭
For the boys 🗿
and in the ending matt sees mrs Paris again and she goes " i Just called the police and confessed everything i did to you and they'll be here in 1hr to arrest me " , matt goes "good god" but Mrs Paris says "But you gotta do something for me " , just lmao .
Thanks for watching the vid!!🤙🏼🎉
This made me so sad because it does happen like this.
Thanks for watching the vid!!! Don't forget to like and subscribe!😎🤝
@@MattAndJustusblud does NOT care 💀💀
@@System_Blairikr 😂
@@System_Blairyour name is my answer to his reply
Exactly that ant assault that’s an offer he could have had a amazing wife and a amazing career and family just Off of that but he bitched out he really ruined the chance of happiness what a moron
It's kinda sad how relatable this is
How is this relatable💀💀💀💀💀
now I'm concerned
Trust me it could be worse I mean he could’ve got the Redo of healer treatment and have both guys and girls go down on him and have every some imaginable
bro?
@@FRaptor-wl6kubruuhhhh💀💀💀💀
I’m def clapping Mrs Paris instantly
Very much the same buddy
Me too
Sup
Who isn't
You a voluntary victim💀💀
The most realistic part was the cops trying to arrest him at the beginning
Ya Tim started reading him his rights and everything😂 It was about to go down...
As someone who works in the psychology field, this happens a lot. M&J made it a hilarious skit with a lesson. I've come across men who went through similar matter but also were shrugged off and failed by people who were supposed to protect them. It's sad that men seem to not have a right to feel abused because the abuser is hot or beautiful. What's even worse, fellow men not believing or just mocking them.
"someone who works in the psychology field" . did you lay bricks for a mental hospital?
@@My_Videos_Your_Serenity😐
@@My_Videos_Your_SerenityAre you dumb? Like, you’re dumb aren’t you?
Glad to hear from a psychologist!🤝
Recording for evidence.
Lmao. 🤣🤣🤣
it was 80's!!!.
everyone was doing that!!!!
You're a legend for commenting this🤣💀🤘🏻
Even gay people would be pissed to hear this story
yk if the gender reversed all the kafirs (non muslim) in the world would be pissed
HAHAHAHA for reaaal😂😂 Thx for the hilarious comment!!
As a gay person, I am pissed.
Same
This was fire acting and everything. These guys should start making a lot of CZcams videos like this.
Thanks for the positive feedback and the insight on how you enjoyed this content. We will keep bringing better and better videos to the channel, and we cant wait to see how these long form videos keep expanding and growing. We've only been posting long form for about 6-7 months now. So we will see what happens in the near future!!!🤙🏼🤙🏼
@@MattAndJustus You guys are unmatched. Brilliance in every video.
One of the best CZcams channel😂😂😂
Love you guys from India 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
THANK YOU WE LOVE YOU FROM AMERICA!!!! Also thanks for the compliment we greatly appreciate your feedback!❤❤
Sexual assault is sexual assault, doesn’t matter who does it, it’s wrong.
We don't always have standards but when we do they're double.
The wooooww that's insane and asking him what he wanted them to do about it really got me. 😂😂😂😂😂
Glad we could make you laugh!
damn 😂 08:43
" we should be arresting you "
7:36 that wow got me lol
It was an aggressive WOW hahahaha
I love how she locks the door, but there's a giant window right to the left lmao
we didn't even think about that, that's actually funny😂 Good catch🤣
The door is to prevent him from escaping
The fact how they got more interested as the story went on makes me laugh!
😂😂😭
Justus is the king 😂😂😂😂''you might send me those voice recordings I'm gonna be in my office for 45 mins" 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:55 He accidentally gave consent there.
He gave consent on all of them. She never forced him, just made him an offer.
@godnyx117 that's still considered rape if you're using a power dynamic to control someone. If the roles were reverse your reaction would be incredibly different.
Well, that's not an offer, saying have sex with me or you will never work a day in your life anymore, seems like blackmail to me
@godnyx117
@@karmst1996 I think the least she would get would be Sexual Harassment under "quid pro quo" (I.E. "this for that"), but that would be in the case of the military, I'm not sure how the civilian sector would handle it. 🤔
Although, the judicial system kinda sucks most of the time so she would probably get a slap on the wrist and be done with it. 🙄
@@karmst1996 It's called "taking advantage of your position". Nobody physically forced him. You have all become professional judges in this generation...
"If ThE rOlEs WeRe ReVeRsE yOuR rEaCtIoN wOuLd Be InCrEdIbLy DiFfErEnT."
No, I would not! How about not self-projecting and thinking that everyone is a two-faced hypocrite, just because you are? I know it's shocking, but someone of us have actual values and self-respect... You should get it too!
You know it's a trashy reply when it has so many sheep liking it...
If they ever make spin-off, like turtle-man or something - I would like her as my director/producer!
Oh that's a great idea! They should actually make the shark bot movie too🤣
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Gotta freaking love these guys, the shit they come up with, its entertaining, funny, and downright awesome content!! Matt's facial expressions and the tears rolling down his eyes while he described his "horrific" encounters with Ms Paris(and her twin). This is content at its finest!!!! ❤
THANK YOU🙏🏻❤ We love all of you!
8:48 "This is why victims like us never come out" DANG that's deep
5:10 notice how one of the cops switch on there walkie talkie so that everyone else can listen in😂
This is the first sketch of you guys that also conveys a social message. Great Job :D
I like how Matt sounds like Mr.CreepyPasta as soon as the music starts kicking in lol
WE GETTIN OUT OF HOLLYWOOD WITH THIS ONE🔥💀
😂😂😂😂
I love you guys@@MattAndJustus
5:32 " So late at night"
Literally 7.24pm 😅😅
1:13 Best imitation I've ever seen Lmao.
Dolphin noises 🐬
thank you for the much longer form video! we love this ❤
Thanks for watching!!
I couldn't stop laughing during woooww scenes😂😂😂😂.
💀💀💀💀 glad we could make you laugh
7:11 the big bull part 😂😂😂
That was absolutely funny and did u expect the twin sister coming in and how come matt weren't into it
I’m still wondering what the crime was😂😂😂
You guys are really good. I'd honestly consider you two to be the modern-day Smosh.
Thanks for the kind words and we are so grateful you watched the video! THANK YOU
Bro tried hiding the car's plate number but I could still see it at 5:50 😂😂
7RGB something something
@@Carlos-vk9zy 💀
@@olagbadunolatunde9815 what’s wrong with
@@Carlos-vk9zy7RGB525
But you didn't see all of it tho😉
This is one your best videos till date. Top humour! This is the kind of comedy that CZcams needs more of. Keep up the great work guys
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!⭐⭐
OMG A LONG VIDEO OF MATT AND JUSTUS
This is gonna be legendary!!
We got tons more long content coming!!!!!!❤
Truly a 'It should've been me' moment
100% I bet so many people were thinking that🤣
4:53 Ohh it gets better 😂🤣🤣🤣
I clicked the video not because of the thumbnail. I am just excited to see Matt and Justus new video. 😅
A like from You guyssss!!!! This made my day. 😭😭
same don't even care about the clickbait thumbnail
😂😂😂😂😂 uhu suuuure
"Alright son let me clarify this to really get this straight" 7:49
😂😂😂😂
this is so hilarious I've been watching you fellas since your first few CZcams shorts. I love the longer videos and they're definetly inspirations for jokes that I make both to friends and in scripts for potential videos. You guys keep it up!
First long form one id seen from matt and justus
Hope you enjoy our long form content! We got more coming your way very soon!🤘🏻🤙🏼🎉
Love what you guys do. I had a bad day today and you video really cheered me up
Wow we love to hear that.THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS! We want to make people l laugh and forget about their tough day, or bad situations. The world is already pretty negative so comedy is a great way to counter attack the negativity hahaha. Thanks for telling us this and commenting this. It made our day!!!!!❤❤ Stay tuned for more comedy vids!
This generation is not entirely effed up you see, I myself do pray I fly into a pretty smoking hot predicament like this one😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 we see why
SA is SA, no matter the gender.
Yeah ofc. But this is just a joke.@@oilisdabest7904
@@oilisdabest7904 its a joke
@@SheldorTheGreat its still can be perceived as harmful, though. It's important to recognize that. But your're also right in the way that I clearly miss read the situation which is my bad.
Love how the cops are like WOOOOOOOWWW after he tells all the parts
Thanks for the feedback glad we could make you laugh!!!🤘🏻
@7:40 LMAO! The best facial gesture! Too dang funny!
nice a 9 minute video. Tnx matt and justus for the hard work🙂
This video made my day. Thanks guys 😂❤
Matt and Justus are actually crazy bro this is to funny
Hilarious 😂 love the concept, great acting
i love how justus and the rookie cop were all in shock saying “Wowwww” after every flashback 😂
You should be arrested for being ungrateful 😂😂😂
So if a woman does this it's perfectly okay but if a man does it he gets labeled a predator?
@@Spiralredd Relax man it's a joke, we are just joking around here
Ye
@@maximilliano007 well why I haven't see jokes about "women should be arrested for beign ungrateful" about SA? This is the problem, when it happen to man, we joke.
For real tho🤣
"Man waaaaaoooo" was legendary
reactions were too on point 😂😂
@@thesocialmediagame yea bro 🤣🤣
Our favorite part was Matt's audition hahaha😆
"If anything, I think we should be arresting you.." 💀😭
Of all the shorts of yours, this one is the best. I was ROFL. 😂😂😂 Unexpected one. Different concept.
Amazing video guys, you guys are fr the best skit makers! Keep it up 🫡
EVERY MAN DREAMSAM I RIGHT ( 8:23)
This is fucking brilliant so funny lmfao!! Please keep all your videos this long!!!!
The fact that matt and justus never fail to deliver the best videos
You guys are the best , can’t miss a day on this channel
This video is so much better then what Hollywood produces. The quality has made it so much fun and the writing is so well done! 😂😂 Thank you, ❤
Hahahaha thats awesome to hear! AND we shot this on an iPhone😉😉 THANKS FOR WATCHING AND COMMENTING
I disagree with you because clearly you have not seen any movies recently.
Guys this is better than your shorts. Its like a scary movie scene and i love it. Keep doing videos like this guys. I think you will get the atention that you deserve.
AWESOME!!!! Thank you!
I was laughing the whole video!!😂😂 This is funny as heck!!
Genius!
You are the best as usual, your stories are better than any Hollywood films❤❤
We greatly appreciate your kind words. You're a legend. THX‼🤘🏻
Your contents are simply incredible kudos to Matt&justus from your number one fan in Nigeria 🇳🇬
Thanks all love to Nigeria we love you!!!!!❤🙏🏻
4:10 is the funniest part
😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Man this just makes my day props to u guys another banger
Your videos deserve 20 million plus subscribers. They are insanely fun. Keep it going, guys.
I swear I need to see you guys in a movie from Universal or Sony productions, voice actor or live action you guys are one of many great and talented actors on CZcams to ever live and exist! Keep up the good work and maybe soon you’ll probably actually make it to Holly Wood in real life!
Bro Matt was in an episode of young Sheldon, season 5 episode ten. Matt actually did so good tho. He actually had a good role and a fair bit of screen time interacting with the main characters. I was so surprised when I saw them lmao.
this is better than any show netflix could produce
Best video you guys have done yet
Her name is Ally Conant
You guys should have a tv show
ong
And i 100% agree with that
It’s def needed
We got our own little TV show here on CZcams hahahaha jk thank you so much for the compliment also
U guys kill it with great content ❤
I love yalls videos keep up the great work
Love your guys content keep up the good work
I want to meet Mrs. Paris for an audition lmao
That's hilarious thanks for watching lol
@@MattAndJustus no problem bud
😂😂😂😂lmfao... "ohhh it gets better.."
"I MEAN WORSE... IT GETS WORSE"💀💀
😂💀
Funny af you guys are the best comedy duo on CZcams 🤣🤣🤣
This video 😂😂😂 smth else not gonna lie, the face expressions by y'all 3 are killers 😂😂😂 not gonna what they said in the end ain't wrong it's a dream frl frl 😂 if hollywood is like that damn i wanna be a movie actor now 😂 but for all yall movie stars beware working for a woman manager they are a different breed and same goes for woman 😂 wonderful guys love it ❤ compliments to the team that always assist in making the videos keep up the good job ❤
Lmao 🎉I woke up to this hahaha!!! 😂 this is like reading a penthouse letter in the magazine haha 😆
If the roles were flipped the man would have been arrested 😂😂😂
Hey guys Just wanted to say you guys post awesome mind-blowing funny content. Never laughed so harder.
Please keep on doing it the world needs more people like you
Hello from San Francisco!!! This video was so hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing. I love all your videos. You guys always make me laugh. Keep up the good work!
These guys knew what they were doing with that thumbnail. Loved the video!