Sir Bearington
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"Sir Bearington would like to thank your Highness for this lavish feast, and has informed me that he now wishes to retire to his bedchamber for roughly seven months"
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a dungeons and dragons green text meme about Sir Bearington the rouge bear. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.
"GROWL"
"Sir Bearington would like to thank your Highness for this lavish feast, and has informed me that he now wishes to retire to his bedchamber for roughly seven months"
Who wouldn't
@@MrPlab1780 I wouldn't, I'm a duck, not a bear
bear
@@MyNameIsNotSmith I'M A PLANT
“I’m a potato”
- GLaDOS
Reminds me of the half orc rogue who put every point into charisma, and used intimidation to scare people so much they would pretend to not have seen him.
Ah, yes
"YOU DO NOT SEE GROG!"
I have mastered the art of standing so perfectly still, people lose sight of me!
God bless Grong, the proclaimed 'angry carpenter' who:
-'seduced' a wench in 20 minutes by yelling at space and time
-stared so hard at a pile of wood it 'knew better than to not be a crows nest'
-stared down a cultist Drill Sgt until HE was the one terrified
-took out his agnostic principles on others, by being angry that he didn't know what to believe
-aaaaaaand stole about 12kg worth of silver by killing a cult and then stealing their fancily inlaid doors.
God bless that man and his ability to scare both sapient and inanimate objects into doing as they're told
rouge
@@soupalex can't orc wear makeup now?!?
What fucking level was that guys perception if he somehow managed to see through the mighty sir bearington’s brilliant disguise?
nat 20 with maxed out wis and expertise in perception (did expertise exist in 3.5?)
@@OneNerdyAce there was something similar iirc
@@OneNerdyAce not quite. skills had ranks that you invested into every level (think fallout with increasing skills with points based on your intelligence).
so he had perception (and thus wisdom) as high as he could possibly get them, and probably some feats to help on top.
What disguise? Sir Bearington is a man.
Could he have alert or some other feat that helps with perception?
You just talked about the entire plot of Octodad
😩
And Chicken Boo
Yeah lol
How did I not notice
“To eat octopus”
I like to imagine the bear spoke like Winston Churchill
"underidoderidoderiododeriodoo" - Winston Churchill
@@sneedchuckington "IwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment"
@@Indaryn thiazisaresaultofhissmajstesysgovernment
Hang on. What if...
I was thinking more like Paddington
It's like the Druid who turned into a tree in the middle of an open field, and the guards asked if that tree was there before and he said "I've been here for weeks!" and rolled a nat 20 for bluff, so the guards were just like "Well, the tree would know better than us I suppose" and then they just left the area lol
Awakened shrub moment
Wait can you even speak common when wildshaped? Though i suppose a tree isn't exactly a beast, so what, did the druid polymorph?
Everyone's laughing at how outrageous the situation is, but I bet no one is laughing about the surprise melee damage.
... oh damn.
this video is too underated, this accent makes it so much better
This litterally happens in the book series “the completionist chronichals”, book 2. Same name. Mayor of village. Bear turned human, constantly making bear puns. When main character realizes he is actually a bear, nobody believes him.
wow never expected someone to actually read that series. I thought the same thing. I'm most of the way into book 2 and got bored.
@@exlorvalor116 it’s worth it to continue, in my opinion.
This post predates the first of those books by about seven years, so it kinda sounds like the author either saw a post online, copied it, and hoped no-one would notice; or thought that a good level of humour in their fantasy book was just referencing old memes.
@@jplay9710 I find it likely to be the second option
@@jplay9710 I find memes often incorporated into more recently published books. My guess is it will stay that way, because who doesn’t love a good inside joke?
Lets butler speak bear instead of letting self speak english
The bear understands English; he just doesn't have the vocal cords for it... xP
The Bear can't speak english, but with the item the Butler now understands Bear. It's funnier like this too i guess
I'm guessing OP is talking about how odd it is that the DM let the butler's bear-speaking item slide.
An evil wizard casted a curse on Sir Bearington, turning him into a teddy bear. His butler, Bean, the only man who can still understand him goes on a journey to break his master's curse.
underrated comment
Note that, Kowalski!
Dunno why, but you reminded me of a random cartoon on Teletoon I watched as a kid where there was a princess cursed to constantly change her size and a "rescue party" that travelled to stop it. I think it even got a sequel where either the princess got cured of the old curse and got a new one or one of the people from the party got a curse and now they had to cure that person...?
Certainly did not expect to suddenly get reminded of it by a random barely related comment, but here we go...
@@sallomon2357 Don't you mean... bearly related?
@@Sinsults I am ashamed I didn't even think of this. I tip my hat to you, stranger.
Something similar happened to me except it was a duck who was surprisingly convincing
The lack of context amuses me.
In DnD right?
Right???
@@--CHARLIE-- what's DnD
That gives me an idea...
should have tried to convince him that HE was the bear lmao
He goes insane as a result, until Bearington convinces him he is not insane
Dude already saw through a disguise today no one else did. It would probably be easier to convince everyone else that they are actually bears.
Even better the Bear suddenly go crazy killing everyone at the party. From that moment onward, *all people of bear like proportions are required to take the BEAR test!*
Love that the guy that figures out the disguise sounds just like Strongbad
And it's especially funny to imagine Strong Bad somehow having high enough perception to see through such a legendary disguise!
One of my favorite moments like this was when a player was a Kenku who had, canonically, tortured a person to read the entirety of the dictionary and thesaurus for Common, so they could speak normally, and was raised solely by one old woman who had the exact voice of Mrs Doubtfire (a lil easter egg from an earlier campaign where he literally just played Mrs Doubfire but a DnD character, dubbed "misses dowtfyre," a monk naturally). However, this little bird was a conniving little prick, and so at the end of the first session, he bought exactly one disguise kit and costume, and for the entire rest of the campaign, levelled nothing but charisma and dex and would pretend he was an old woman. The Kenku was a rogue because as it turned out, he originally planned to just go heavy into the stereotype of "dark and edgy raven."
I later crafted a scenario where one of their feathers would fall from a particularly large rustle, and they hit a 17 on their Dex check to avoid it falling, which meant they passed easily (it's also of note that in this specific campaign, I devised a rule where if you roll by an amount I deemed comedic enough, you could choose the outcome or fully correct me if I thought up an outcome you didn't like). Out of sheer Gigachad spite, he decided to let the feather fall and without even a fucking single stutter, not one bone of hesitation within his body at that moment, he said "oh dearie, my Feather Dress is fallin' apart" in his then iconic Mrs Doubtfire voice. Witnesses looked at the dress out of curiosity, I rolled exactly 6 perception checks, and only one person passed, screaming that they were some "foul demonic bird creature," before promptly being arrested by nearby guards for insulting an elderly woman, of which they apologized profusely. That person was hung at the gallows a few sessions later, and the Feather Dress became not just a staple of every campaign with that player in it, but a very common fashion icon within the world.
I fucking love that player dude, easily the best person I know. I'm convinced that that guy has a Charisma of 20 and the Lucky feat irl from all the shit he's pulled.
The background noise of the guy escorting the guy out was perfect
fun fact: in WW2 the polish army enlisted a bear so they can take him onto a boat... that bear got promoted to corporal
Ah, Corporal Wojtek
I liked this idea, and created a Bearbarian in its honor.
Barbearian
@@rhubarbeque bearbearian, even.
Totem of the Human
Seen this one before. I'm glad you voiced it. Makes it 70% more funny.
Tears in my eyes
This is why I, fucking, love D&D.
Wish I had friends. 🙂
could try to find a group on something like reddit, i don't know how good the groups you get from there generally are but it's worth a shot
Wish I had the balls😅
Seriously, it's fun and it seems like you could get mad creative storytelling skills from playing it.
You don't need friends! Just be the DM, and create multiple characters to play as well. Then have them play their own version of DND in game. Bam, you've now created your own friends. Now, drink yourself to sleep as you cry about your imaginary friends, creating their own imaginary friends.
I love how up added two commas for no fucking reason.
@@Ty-vj4wg the commas around "fucking" makes it sound like it's describing them rather than adding emphasis to the statement
as if they, while actively fucking, love dnd
This could be a whole show
It's him, it's Sir Frederick Leopold Fazbearington.
this is the tale that got me into DnD many years ago
Iconic /tg/ meme.
We need more tales of the great Sir Bearington 🐻
Wait.... "Black Marsh"....? *MORROWIND/OBLIVION/SKYRIM THEME INTENSIFIES*
No
@@RegretfulBirdConsumer *YES.*
I’m confused why is everyone joking about this bear, it’s just a regular guy??
It's not a regular guy it's a sir
@@petitefleurbleue Even worse, a bear disguised as a sir. You know already that hes going to steal all your fish and call it taxes, but for some reason no one else ever sees it coming.
@@edeasley144 excuse you, he's a noble knight
:You mean a platypusbear?
:No, just a bear
:This place is weird
I love the mere IDEA of D&D but have no idea how to play and no one to play with
Hey i hope everyone here is having a beary good day.
Makes me think of my bard that just used charisma and intimidation to make people think they were dead
*"A BEAR I TELL YOU, A BEAR! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!"*
this is just the plot of octodad: dadliest catch
Chicken Boo ain’t got nothing on Sir Bearington.
a classic
Basically octodad but with extra steps.
and a bear
🎶Sir Bearington, what's the matter with 'im?
He don't act like the normal grizzlies can.
He wears a disguise and prestiges as spy,
But he's not a man, he's a Bearington.🎶
Bro if my teacher had Jeaney's voice i'd listen to lectures of 1st grade math
Sir bearington is the best man ever
Literally just the plot of octodad.
This is literally just that one sketch from animaniacs with the big chicken
This sounds like the plot of so many potential movies and series. Only disney comes immediately comes to mind tho
This is amazing
sir bearington is paddington’s distant relative
Me as a dm:
"I can see this could work"
Funniest shit I’ve seen
"He's a chicken I tell you. A giant Chicken"
Someone has been reading "Ritualist" by Dakota Krout. This situations happens but in reverse, from the perspective of the guest as the main character.
Ritualist. Part of the Completionist Chronicles. Published March 15, 2018.
This post. Published September 25 2011.
Looks more like Dakota spent a lot of time looking at memes.
It's octodad all over again
Sure bearington eventually becomes duke of a town of all bears
* I'M USING EVERY [carbohydrates have fibers] OF MY BEING TO NOT MAKE A SINGLE UNBEARABLE PUN.
The last part makes me think of Octodad
That guy must have had a negative perception
Reminded me of the chicken boo sketches from anamaniacs
Carpeted zoo
How to make your character like Paddington in d&d.
That's how to play it correctly
Have you done the other classic /tg/ post about the dread gazebo yet? It's also a classic.
what about raining ballerina cannon
This is the plot of octodad but dnd and a bear lmao
Mr grizz in a nutshell
ber
Love this clip xD
yes
i need to make another bear character so that they can kiss
Reminds me of Animaniacs' Chicken Boo.
This is just chicken boo but a bear in D&D
It doesn't matter if he can speak English. The main language is called Common Tongue.
I think the guy was mixed up, 3.5 it would have been spot, perception was pathfinder.
HOLY FUCK I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO THIS TIME!
Chicken Boo
Seems like a normal guy to me 👍
Did the DM play along with this madness all the way, or is everything just *technically* within the rules?
Paddington quest for marmalade is getting outta hand...
That is NOT what it means when it says 'right to bear arms'
Ohh, I thougt it was "right to arm bears". Sorry Sir Bearington aperantly your not allowed to have those- wait no Sir bearington come back.
....
So...if you see armed bears running about that is *totally* not my fault.....
/sarcasm
👍
HHAHAHAH. I want to play DnD RIGHT NOW!
classic /tg/
😂
0:35
"Good grief, that knight is a bear!"
"No he's a-not, he's a-wearing a necktie!"
(joke blatantly stolen from The Muppet Show)
Watching this was unbearable.
Don't they speak common in dnd?
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This didn’t age well
How so?
@@calibricalypso queen
Oh yeah lol
@@astral6539 The general idea of a queen isn't just tied to the former queen of englad
@@trappedcosmos didnt say it was