The Official Podcast #59: The Official Island

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  • Four close man friends gather around to conquer islands.
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Komentáře • 982

  • @mik21ak55
    @mik21ak55 Před 6 lety +698

    "So what? Are they legitimate people? I thought you meant, like, they were natives." - Jackson, 2018

  • @VAbel03
    @VAbel03 Před 6 lety +1612

    New intro is edgier than kaya

    • @Remls
      @Remls Před 6 lety +40

      Makes their first few words all the more better this time tbh

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 Před 6 lety +2

      Temp intro

    • @rawlikethat776
      @rawlikethat776 Před 6 lety +74

      It sounds like the doom theme

    • @Walnut00
      @Walnut00 Před 6 lety +49

      fuck you, don't hate on our king #kayatheconqueror

    • @SailorMid
      @SailorMid Před 6 lety +13

      It feels like doom

  • @rian_x0
    @rian_x0 Před 6 lety +368

    I usually don't agree with Kaya but now I want to help conquer that island

  • @grapple_r3356
    @grapple_r3356 Před 6 lety +321

    Instead of an official visual novel, I'd rather have a Just Cause/Metal Gear Style game where Kaya singlehandedly takes over that Island.
    #KayaTheConqueror

  • @tylersnow_
    @tylersnow_ Před 6 lety +805

    I can't believe they got Jackson on the podcast

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps Před 6 lety +25

      CoNToRT3D
      THE Jackson Clarke?!?

    • @kortomor8003
      @kortomor8003 Před 6 lety +25

      They should get cr1tical on the podcast

    • @NederlandBall
      @NederlandBall Před 5 lety +17

      @@kortomor8003 Who the heck is Cr1tical? They should get Penguinz0, tho

    • @RealMrRobinson
      @RealMrRobinson Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@NederlandBallI prefer charlie white, but we all have our preferences

  • @targz_
    @targz_ Před 6 lety +335

    I'm the queen of england and I approve of kaya's conquest

    • @Skrunk.
      @Skrunk. Před 6 lety +8

      Wait a second here, Elizibeth. Your CZcams channel is "Team Tumor"?

    • @targz_
      @targz_ Před 6 lety +21

      Russell Kajune yes

    • @BalkanWeeb
      @BalkanWeeb Před 6 lety +7

      God save the Tumor Team

    • @Bruh1
      @Bruh1 Před rokem

      Didn’t age well after kaya assassinated her

    • @Garrillagamer
      @Garrillagamer Před rokem +3

      hey RIP homie

  • @liamwiltshire3400
    @liamwiltshire3400 Před 6 lety +762

    God do I hate all of those unofficial islands.

  • @GruntOfAction
    @GruntOfAction Před 6 lety +120

    I looked up the island, there's a hotel on it called Official. So I guess they've already conquered the island.

  • @DaddysBathTime
    @DaddysBathTime Před 6 lety +425

    I’m down to conquer an island, hit me up when you want to leave #KayaTheConqueror

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 Před 6 lety +3

      DaddysBathTime i love kaya, he turned making fun of self unaware jerk offs like you into an art

    • @haggo4959
      @haggo4959 Před 3 lety

      In 4 months

  • @SmokeyBluu
    @SmokeyBluu Před 6 lety +519

    New intro music sounds like it belongs in The Official Anime

    • @JmanPlaysGames
      @JmanPlaysGames Před 6 lety +26

      What The Nyaow? The Official Doom mod more like it.

    • @JmanPlaysGames
      @JmanPlaysGames Před 6 lety +2

      Dammit, somebody already made a doom comment.

    • @audiowithdrawal
      @audiowithdrawal Před 6 lety

      Yeah, midi guitar sounds great

    • @maxwellmcleod1040
      @maxwellmcleod1040 Před 6 lety +5

      The official manga was better

    • @Jeebz3000
      @Jeebz3000 Před 6 lety +2

      MClouD M I still haven’t caught up on the recent chapters yet. Have they gotten past the Crypto arc?

  • @zoomboy5672
    @zoomboy5672 Před 6 lety +694

    #kayatheconqueror

    • @cruel284
      @cruel284 Před 6 lety +15

      #Antipedoleague

    • @noahsewell9615
      @noahsewell9615 Před 6 lety +6

      ZoomBoy56 Kaya the great

    • @zoomboy5672
      @zoomboy5672 Před 6 lety +1

      we gotta take that island from the pedos and put them in that jail

    • @robma8559
      @robma8559 Před 6 lety +3

      ZoomBoy56 let’s bash some tiny pp pedos heads

    • @zoomboy5672
      @zoomboy5672 Před 6 lety

      lets do this shit

  • @thatkidkrypto2744
    @thatkidkrypto2744 Před 6 lety +552

    Please unmute Alex's mic

    • @silver6486
      @silver6486 Před 6 lety +105

      He didn’t pay the $5 fee

    • @jordontp
      @jordontp Před 6 lety +2

      lol

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df Před 6 lety +9

      Boardwalk Burgers? More like Bored Burgers.

    • @justinduzell1234
      @justinduzell1234 Před 6 lety +11

      kaya should make I hate mars bars

    • @noahsewell9615
      @noahsewell9615 Před 6 lety

      Krypto Nba2k there would be to much negativity with both Kaya and I HE if he came on again. If it happens we will go to a different timeline

  • @resonancesystem9937
    @resonancesystem9937 Před 6 lety +73

    You could just emigrate to the island with a large amount of fans, then you could just out vote all their decisions and become a democratic leader and force them to leave by intimidation and democratic votes from you and your fans

  • @sebaschanable
    @sebaschanable Před 6 lety +117

    #Kayatheconqueror I'm down to conquer the island.

  • @Metzgerchef
    @Metzgerchef Před 6 lety +587

    #kayatheconquer

  • @uptildawnltd3253
    @uptildawnltd3253 Před 6 lety +182

    The bubonic plague podcast
    Controlling the population, one listener at a time

  • @johnsquarez6806
    @johnsquarez6806 Před 6 lety +268

    The official podcast is my favorite DOOM mod

  • @steaktar3241
    @steaktar3241 Před 6 lety +63

    "I'm seeing double!"
    "Four dads, yeah"
    ...hold on

    • @crypticraps
      @crypticraps Před 6 lety +1

      st'eaktar
      It’s a joke from The Simpsons, lol. I’m not sure where it originated, but it’s definitely from The Simpsons.

  • @IMortalNemesisI
    @IMortalNemesisI Před 6 lety +328

    #KayatheConquerer

  • @yertius
    @yertius Před 6 lety +165

    Does Jackson ever actually put something on screen

  • @CrazyGamer1541
    @CrazyGamer1541 Před 6 lety +276

    Wow what a great podcast. Just finished the whole thing. Great podcast. Nice work.

  • @dweebpatrol
    @dweebpatrol Před 6 lety +31

    Andrew differentiates between his father and Charlie because to him his father is Dad but Charlie is his Daddy

  • @weeb3244
    @weeb3244 Před 6 lety +39

    At 28:10, Jackson enters a fucking wind tunnel

  • @beingsactual
    @beingsactual Před 6 lety +27

    #prayforkaya - we need a healthy #kayatheconqueror to lead our great endeavor!

  • @rileyzito1338
    @rileyzito1338 Před 6 lety +136

    #KayaTheConqueror

  • @abbywutzler5739
    @abbywutzler5739 Před 6 lety +34

    #KayaTheConqueror I believe in the offical boys, I'll help you lads til my dying breath

  • @NeoDawgg
    @NeoDawgg Před 6 lety +31

    Kaya let’s GO IM WITH YOU THAT ISLAND IS OURS

    • @gloriouswarlus1998
      @gloriouswarlus1998 Před 5 lety +2

      You mean HIS island... We're his soldiers, not his compratriots, KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE BOY...

  • @ryadh456
    @ryadh456 Před 6 lety +7

    Kaya is unusually hyped in this episode! I love it!

  • @lordesteelecockemightycumm897

    Let's all be honest..
    Andrew is best girl

  • @debaser1042
    @debaser1042 Před 6 lety +33

    This is the most reasonable thing that has come out of Kaya's mouth.

  • @GayIncel
    @GayIncel Před 6 lety +74

    I'm down for an invasion

  • @avro9159
    @avro9159 Před 3 lety +4

    08:51 Argentinas last words in 1982

  • @wayh1003
    @wayh1003 Před 6 lety +30

    I really liked alex in this one.

  • @TheTailsDoll101
    @TheTailsDoll101 Před 6 lety +44

    if it doesn't have little boys, i'm not interested

  • @RoqueBa
    @RoqueBa Před 6 lety +20

    I'm 18 and able-bodied; I will gladly join this effort. #KayatheConqueror

    • @evan11711
      @evan11711 Před 3 lety +4

      And now you are 21 🎉🎊🎉

    • @thatsonaaron4636
      @thatsonaaron4636 Před rokem +1

      @@evan11711now hes 23🎉🎉

    • @evan11711
      @evan11711 Před rokem +1

      @@thatsonaaron4636 let’s go! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @justiceforjoggers2897
    @justiceforjoggers2897 Před 6 lety +24

    #Kayatheconqueror
    Edit: I will die for the cause

  • @TheRyman230
    @TheRyman230 Před 6 lety +47

    I feel like they’re getting more and more sponsorships, and someday they’ll have a podcast where 3/4 of their talking involves a sponsored company.
    Additionally, when’ll we hear about the turkish police airport story?

    • @willyodi5
      @willyodi5 Před 6 lety +3

      Explosive Cobalt18 never, probably

    • @dakneezbeez8844
      @dakneezbeez8844 Před 2 lety

      When turkey stops oppressing it’s citizens

  • @masoncombs6578
    @masoncombs6578 Před 6 lety +29

    I’m Down to slaughter the demons for the Official Island

  • @WinterzForce
    @WinterzForce Před 6 lety +29

    I’m legit down for it kaya

  • @ilocosmetro
    @ilocosmetro Před 6 lety +8

    05:27 "If it doesn't have little boys, I'm not interested."
    This isn't the first time Andrew admitted to liking shota

  • @BasedGarlicMan
    @BasedGarlicMan Před 6 lety +33

    If i help conquer the island do I get a cut of cash from selling it?

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 Před 6 lety +1

      Assuming they sell the island for about 200k, and that the money is split evenly between the boys and, say, 10k participants, you'd get 20 dollars. Nice!
      (But i guess more realistically, though still far fetched, 1k people participated, then its $200. Still not great.
      Even further, 100, including the bois, $2000. Although it would be harder to conquer if they had help from the main land or something)

    • @seanmathias232
      @seanmathias232 Před 6 lety

      Wild Doggo For a wild dog, you are smart.

  • @kentlee1397
    @kentlee1397 Před 6 lety +25

    im in for conquering

    • @kentlee1397
      @kentlee1397 Před 6 lety

      or bir tawil. the only peice of land not claimed by any nation

  • @Uncl3Funcl3
    @Uncl3Funcl3 Před 6 lety +7

    I can’t believe they treated the guest that way. He’ll never want to come back on after this!

  • @Lagartoman7
    @Lagartoman7 Před 6 lety +3

    Pirates of the Caribbean 10: On Molester Tides.

  • @MacTonight6395
    @MacTonight6395 Před 6 lety +165

    0:00 I already want to die

  • @kurtacles1082
    @kurtacles1082 Před 5 lety +1

    This is one of my favorite episodes to come back and listen to

  • @-_-._.822
    @-_-._.822 Před 6 lety +20

    #KayaTheConquer I can put in like $3

  • @k0alazz572
    @k0alazz572 Před 6 lety +11

    Always looking forward to these

  • @selfishpromotion2895
    @selfishpromotion2895 Před 6 lety +29

    I would just like to state that if that guy was serious about taking over that island I'm totally in

  • @zeak
    @zeak Před 6 lety +23

    id be down to take over the island

  • @jimmygrey6848
    @jimmygrey6848 Před 6 lety +3

    Kaya. If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

  • @ethanlei6527
    @ethanlei6527 Před 6 lety +13

    are they still planning to move in together? andrew moving to tampa seems like phase one

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird Před 5 lety

      Not in together, but Kaya wants to move to America so he’ll probably go to Tampa and Jackson might follow.

  • @hexnstuff6563
    @hexnstuff6563 Před 6 lety +5

    Jackson holy hell post something on screen if you're gonna leave it in when someone asks "hey Jackson put this on the screen."

  • @rednek2074
    @rednek2074 Před 6 lety +9

    get vinesauce joel on.

  • @nerdwiz6065
    @nerdwiz6065 Před 6 lety +4

    Let's go a'conquerin
    #kayatheconqueror

  • @fennybenny5649
    @fennybenny5649 Před 6 lety +10

    #kayatheconqueror I'd gladly give my life for the Official cause

  • @zone3839
    @zone3839 Před 6 lety +9

    Kaya is about to restart the Ottoman Empire

  • @katawatenshu
    @katawatenshu Před 6 lety +2

    special note, gdq didn't actually get more donations this year, they counted the sub-only chat cash as donations

  • @stonethemason12
    @stonethemason12 Před 6 lety +1

    Actual domination and conquest talk this is fucking hilarious!!

  • @ljscott5969
    @ljscott5969 Před 6 lety +4

    To Kayas comment about the queen not bothering about her island. Look up the Falkland war. Basically the Falkland islands just off Argentina was trying to claim it as their own and we won.

    • @sam-vk9lj
      @sam-vk9lj Před 6 lety

      LJ Scott yes but that was after multiple aggressions prior to that

    • @sam-vk9lj
      @sam-vk9lj Před 6 lety

      from Argentina

  • @MrMan-ls4un
    @MrMan-ls4un Před 6 lety +18

    #KayaTheConqueror I will join the invasion

  • @chipachipa7601
    @chipachipa7601 Před 6 lety +28

    shadman to the podcast please

    • @YummyYouth
      @YummyYouth Před 6 lety

      CHIPA CHIPA this

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 Před 6 lety +9

      CHIPA CHIPA it's a perfect match because they talk about pedos so much

  • @evangardner9067
    @evangardner9067 Před 6 lety +5

    I have never been this early before. I feel blessed.

  • @willis32
    @willis32 Před 6 lety +4

    As a Brit i feel like this island could be a good idea but we dont have the best track record on giving away islands...

  • @garyb9552
    @garyb9552 Před 6 lety +7

    I will come to the island, no questions asked
    as will my family #kayatheconqueror

  • @bouch2442
    @bouch2442 Před 6 lety +4

    I would gladly invade the island

  • @lucascelistre4181
    @lucascelistre4181 Před 4 lety +1

    wow can believe i missed this gem of an episode from the shoutout era, thats a classic

  • @nightfighter7452
    @nightfighter7452 Před 6 lety +3

    PLEASE TAKE OVER THE ISLAND!!!!

  • @My_wife_left_me
    @My_wife_left_me Před 6 lety +3

    This is a good yay to kick off my birthday

  • @chasecooper670
    @chasecooper670 Před 5 lety +1

    Man, this Doom game has an even better Intro track!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +190

    Something something h3h3 comment

    • @munchlaxin
      @munchlaxin Před 6 lety +7

      Justin Y. How is life Justin? I am not trying to be a sarcastic troglodyte (I have seen the saltiness in replies from older comments); I am frankly asking how things are going.

    • @redrocketrider
      @redrocketrider Před 6 lety +4

      Justin Y. Something something justin comment

    • @redrocketrider
      @redrocketrider Před 6 lety +2

      uriel ramirez step aside, friend. This doesn't concern you

    • @scolveldynasty
      @scolveldynasty Před 6 lety

      i le

    • @scolveldynasty
      @scolveldynasty Před 6 lety

      ted

  • @FuzzyWuzzy98
    @FuzzyWuzzy98 Před 6 lety +4

    I will stand and fight with #kayatheconquerer

  • @ninthguardian8195
    @ninthguardian8195 Před 6 lety +7

    #kayatheconquerer I want that island too

  • @murdoc4141
    @murdoc4141 Před 6 lety +1

    Bonesaw wasnt banned from ever going to gdq again, and it wasnt because of the car key joke, they disallowed him from actively running for one year (which since he moved to japan he cant really run anyway), and the reason he was blocked was because of him encouraging the chat to spam that airlines twitter, which they did

  • @lorengarms9836
    @lorengarms9836 Před 5 lety +2

    I built a dungeons and dragons campaign based off this.

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 Před 6 lety +60

    Jackson is so cute.

  • @brandon201ba
    @brandon201ba Před 6 lety +5

    The Official Podcast #60: Gremlins Gizmo for the wii edition

  • @JmanPlaysGames
    @JmanPlaysGames Před 6 lety

    The past few GDQ's have been pretty not great, but every single run that PJDicesare does is outstanding. Bad stuff always happens to him while he's playing. He plays off of it very well, and the people he puts on the couch can also play off of it very well. Its a great mix of being informative and being funny, which helps keep the viewers attention for the longer runs. Also, scratch that, anything with PJ's name on it is good to watch.

  • @enigmaticone6559
    @enigmaticone6559 Před 6 lety

    Thanks for the video guys, I greatly enjoyed it. And the ads you talked about was actually really entertaining too lol surprisingly. I didn't really care much for these podcasts in the beginning but I think you guys are really entertaining.

  • @vwinkzv
    @vwinkzv Před 6 lety +7

    #KayatheConquerer lmao

  • @paulhuhn7168
    @paulhuhn7168 Před 6 lety +13

    #KayaTheConqueror Hit me up, I got a big rock and a minivan for the siege

  • @kyanjacoby7468
    @kyanjacoby7468 Před 6 lety +9

    #kayatheconqueror I WILL HELP YOU TAKE THE ISLAND, FOR I AM A LOYAL SOLDIER OF THE OFFICIAL PODCAST!

  • @lightbluegunshots
    @lightbluegunshots Před 6 lety +6

    Charlie is Andrews dad and always has been.

  • @dreamcatcherpone
    @dreamcatcherpone Před 6 lety

    I listened to this on the drive back from the gym, and it was core day. Y'all almost made me crash because my abs locked up because I was laughing too hard. Cheers

  • @meepspeeps5055
    @meepspeeps5055 Před 6 lety +1

    Im surprised you guys dont make a second channel for the podcast , i would think it would help it grow more

  • @TheUnknownOtaku
    @TheUnknownOtaku Před 6 lety +6

    That moment when C1tikal is too shy to ask you onto the podcast.

  • @ancientsnail6360
    @ancientsnail6360 Před 6 lety +6

    #KayaTheConquerer

  • @TheChristenberry
    @TheChristenberry Před 6 lety +1

    You can tell Charlie had a real good time this episode.

  • @cerealbird6384
    @cerealbird6384 Před 6 lety +5

    #kayatheconqueror we will take the island

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 Před 6 lety +5

    It took less than 3 minutes for Pedophilia to be mentioned.

  • @TheDefibrillator1
    @TheDefibrillator1 Před 6 lety +7

    I can confirm I watch the podcast.
    -the majesty

  • @illegalpants
    @illegalpants Před 6 lety +2

    I suspect that the official island will soon be submerged by all of the nearby moistness.

  • @jacobbaia6530
    @jacobbaia6530 Před 2 lety +2

    This was the funniest podcast for sure

  • @SarahSnow99
    @SarahSnow99 Před 3 lety +5

    when the boys accidentally recreate jeffrey epstein's thought process 30 years ago

  • @apw4753
    @apw4753 Před 6 lety +10

    oh my god the worst guest was elvis the alien

  • @Vintageferguson
    @Vintageferguson Před 5 lety

    This will be my favorite Podcast episode for time to come I think

  • @Ameerbigdeer
    @Ameerbigdeer Před 6 lety +7

    im in let's go to the island #kayatheConqueror

  • @isaiahsevere4192
    @isaiahsevere4192 Před 6 lety +1

    Friend walked by right as he screamed "naked children" rip

  • @bash9791
    @bash9791 Před 6 lety

    Honest truth: I enjoy the podcast a lot more when it's just you guys

  • @Sylvie00
    @Sylvie00 Před 6 lety +11

    #KayaTheConjurer