Opie & Anthony - Bad Parenting

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  • čas přidán 4. 02. 2018
  • Bob Kelly is in studio when Otto arrives. They talk about fast cars, Bob's stepdad and Than's mom leaving. More bad parent stories from callers. Bob talks about going to Brazil and Sam sits on Bobby's lap. They listen to the final voice messages from Chris Benoit and his son and Brother Joe calls in. (5-2-08)
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  • @mattkess3156
    @mattkess3156 Před 3 lety +248

    That picture of Sam looks like when paleontologists use clay to recreate the head & face of an early human they found in some alpine cave

    • @jueabaddon2168
      @jueabaddon2168 Před 3 lety +29

      This... This is honestly one of the greatest things I've ever read on the Internet. And I've been on the Internet since day naught.
      Lovely. Just lovely.

    • @Firbolgwarrior
      @Firbolgwarrior Před 3 lety +14

      That’s properly funny as fuck

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure he's the illegitimate child of Ted Bundy.

    • @tudoriucodrin4039
      @tudoriucodrin4039 Před 2 lety +8

      you have put some thought into this comment
      i like that

    • @zuscanga30
      @zuscanga30 Před rokem +12

      This is something Colin might’ve said

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 Před 4 lety +149

    Bobby really deserves more credit, he's a great storyteller, & best of all he's not afraid to shit on Opie

    • @ericlynch5473
      @ericlynch5473 Před 3 lety +1

      You apparently like terrible stories, he's really stupid.

    • @bertgreishkter7622
      @bertgreishkter7622 Před rokem +4

      "Yeaaaah fukkin, I was at the place duuuude, "
      Yes, great storytelling....

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 Před rokem +3

      @@bertgreishkter7622 I don't think that was a story, I think that was just him making conversation Bert.. It's okay, it's not a big deal

    • @joshua7734
      @joshua7734 Před rokem +5

      I could listen to him talk about his childhood/growing up all day. He needs to do an autobiography/audiobook.

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 Před rokem +4

      in 2019 (the last good year, and the final normal year) YOU WROTE, Bobby really needs mre credit for being a storyteller, and not being worried to pooipe on oopie. Opie is garbage, pure garbage i agree Toby McGroby also i love you.

  • @VaultRadio
    @VaultRadio Před 3 lety +73

    Otto’s sense of humor and dry delivery was so underrated. As funny as George was I think he would’ve thrived as a regular stand-up as well. RIP.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Před 3 lety +2

      He's a legendary storyteller. I've spent hours laughing at his podcast/his appearances on O&A.

    • @tomzimmerman8
      @tomzimmerman8 Před 2 lety +7

      Otto is dead. Carlos Mencia and Amy Schumer are still alive.
      God has abandoned us.

    • @Captain_Willard
      @Captain_Willard Před 6 měsíci

      Just getting into all the Otto stuff, he might become my favorite guest, Patrice is my top but goddamn Otto kills me

  • @ChrisCastellaniCLC
    @ChrisCastellaniCLC Před 4 lety +55

    31:14 "She should definitely take it out on the children. Breast feed them with door knobs" what an unbelievable and under appreciated like from Otto.

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky Před 3 lety +3

      Otto was fearless & underappreciated.

    • @maxxdoutt3585
      @maxxdoutt3585 Před 2 lety +5

      His knack for poetic yet violent imagery was un-fucking-matched. That line honestly beats the Tor Johnson one about Pat from Moonachie for me

    • @ChrisCastellaniCLC
      @ChrisCastellaniCLC Před 2 lety +1

      @@maxxdoutt3585 “Bobbing for gonorrhea”

  • @3rdcoastnyucka
    @3rdcoastnyucka Před 6 lety +71

    I love Otto's laugh.

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 Před 3 lety +2

      It's weird how much I enjoy some of the guys laughs. I love Otto, Patrice, and Jimmy's laugh.

  • @mcj2967
    @mcj2967 Před 4 lety +46

    1:59 Ant cringing over that Opie bomb lol

  • @aliamjon2550
    @aliamjon2550 Před 11 měsíci +5

    Love the Fargo quotes, lmao

  • @magamale2111
    @magamale2111 Před 6 lety +77

    Bobby and Otto sound like bizarro world jimmy and vos

  • @thankyoujodi
    @thankyoujodi Před 2 lety +10

    Betrayal of Shakespearian proportions lmao

  • @graciejones2844
    @graciejones2844 Před 4 lety +82

    God Opie screaming “TIME OUT” He’s the worst

    • @BriansHat
      @BriansHat Před 4 lety +17

      “Someone pay attention to me!”

    • @TheGuitarifier
      @TheGuitarifier Před 4 lety +19

      "HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON"

    • @VideoEgo1
      @VideoEgo1 Před 3 lety

      This really is one of the worse ones for old saggy tits.

    • @johnnyfive8748
      @johnnyfive8748 Před 2 lety

      I fucking cringe at the sound of his voice.

  • @topher1004
    @topher1004 Před 2 lety +7

    I love bobby stories maybe because I grew up where he did. Its something that we all went through or saw. Too funny

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 Před 11 měsíci +3

    1:13:33 “Hey, I’m cooperating here!” 😂😂

  • @U3X6785
    @U3X6785 Před 6 lety +12

    I love Otto's laugh

  • @andrewfujiki616
    @andrewfujiki616 Před 4 lety +20

    I thought I was listening to Vos but quickly realized he sounded way too smart.

  • @longtermgains8253
    @longtermgains8253 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This is one of the best episodes

  • @REAPER3382
    @REAPER3382 Před 2 lety +9

    1:38:45 "Buck Rodriguez backpack" fucking golden line by ant

  • @bobsacamano4284
    @bobsacamano4284 Před 2 lety +1

    This was a gem

  • @connorjohnson5530
    @connorjohnson5530 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Any really kills the timing on his punch lines. “They just didn’t want to bury you two,” (talking about Brazilian cops with Bobby and Patrice) and “Oliver Twist with foreskins” 😂😂

  • @chrixsecret
    @chrixsecret Před rokem +1

    This was golden

  • @buttayobread505
    @buttayobread505 Před 6 lety +3

    What a great show

  • @magamale2111
    @magamale2111 Před 6 lety +40

    Bobby shines without jimmy tbh. They’re both great, but jimmy always takes on the filthy hilarity when they’re both there and then it degrades to making fun of Bobby being fat. Although this might be when Bobby was skinnyish

    • @TheGuitarifier
      @TheGuitarifier Před 4 lety +7

      I agree, honestly. Jim is definitely hilarious but there are times where he's trying so hard it's kinda pathetic

    • @ImRanchWilder
      @ImRanchWilder Před 2 lety +2

      55:35 Ants fat joke

  • @jimbomorrison7133
    @jimbomorrison7133 Před 3 lety +17

    I sure miss O&A,and all the guys. This is my midlife crisis.

    • @josephlombardi9671
      @josephlombardi9671 Před 3 lety +4

      Me too bud!!

    • @jimbomorrison7133
      @jimbomorrison7133 Před 3 lety +3

      @@josephlombardi9671 👍

    • @christianlucas7656
      @christianlucas7656 Před rokem +1

      Same ugh

    • @jimbomorrison7133
      @jimbomorrison7133 Před rokem +1

      @@christianlucas7656 Hearing the stuff about Opie,then going back and listening to the shows validates what Ant and Jimmy says about Opie going to phone calls right when they are laughing and riffing on people,but Opie was a good radio guy. He is bipolar like his mom was. I’m bipolar like my mother was but I’m not going to ruin my daughter and wife’s lives because of it. I just power through it and it works.

  • @redbap
    @redbap Před rokem +1

    Incredible

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +2

    Sam's picture is peak Simpsons character. Did his mom drink while he was cooking? He has that look.

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +2

    Bobby said the arrested with "no hair" story was at age 11 before

  • @abletonreason
    @abletonreason Před 4 lety +5

    For real though, they probably made that teacher's day!

    • @jueabaddon2168
      @jueabaddon2168 Před 3 lety +6

      All she remembers is 'You're hot'.

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 Před 3 lety +2

      I hope it led to one of the listeners hooking up with her. She seemed pretty cool

  • @jerrodbates8480
    @jerrodbates8480 Před 6 lety +10

    holy shit Bobby Kelly. i thought i said crazy shit around my friends ....

  • @MusicLiberates
    @MusicLiberates Před 8 měsíci +2

    Ant about Bob Kelly with a hatchet: “Lizzy Boredom”. Fawkin’ home run, Cumia!

  • @matthewgriffin7857
    @matthewgriffin7857 Před 4 lety +2

    I love Otto!

  • @lindypeters8567
    @lindypeters8567 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Opie ruins all

  • @rippindrummer666
    @rippindrummer666 Před 5 lety +10

    The woman caller Dana was a good fucking egg. She took the awful beating they gave her like a champ and had fun with it. Bobby’s life almost makes Norton’s childhood seem normal haha

    • @iainthadbreakfast624
      @iainthadbreakfast624 Před 3 lety +1

      Jim came out funny on the other end

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 Před 3 lety +2

      She was a trooper. I hope the MySpace thing led to a fan hooking up with her.

    • @ImRanchWilder
      @ImRanchWilder Před 2 lety

      @@charlest5604 tried looking her up but anell prob wasn't her maiden name and ill bet she remarried anyway

  • @machine-shopbilly6584
    @machine-shopbilly6584 Před 11 měsíci +4

    It's cool to see chris Benoit on this episode. His death still chokes me up

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate Před 8 měsíci

      It choked up his wife and kid too

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@evansgatewow, you got the obvious joke he was making

  • @richardf9112
    @richardf9112 Před 6 lety +26

    Wow opie is extra horrible here

  • @sonofsam3456
    @sonofsam3456 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Miss Otto 🙏

  • @deisal273
    @deisal273 Před 6 lety +52

    Opie always just ruins greatness...Bob Kelly with Otto and Ant

  • @goatzee69420
    @goatzee69420 Před 4 lety +3

    I fucking love the "you did it" sound effect at 1:23:07

  • @PoopingOnTileFloors
    @PoopingOnTileFloors Před 9 měsíci +1

    I miss Otto 😭

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +1

    The first call lady clearly wanted to find a new famous guy, she giggled to a bunch of questions. Normally don't hear 39yo women giggle.

  • @mikeingoldsby701
    @mikeingoldsby701 Před 6 lety +2

    Love ya ant and yimmie......

  • @Richcig
    @Richcig Před rokem +1

    Otto was the fuckin best!

  • @Linuxhax
    @Linuxhax Před rokem +2

    Bobby was talking about the McLaren F1

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yeah, Keith and Ant know NOTHING about cars. Rich guys renting out cars that they think will make them more attractive to highschool girls 😂

    • @Wutaskier
      @Wutaskier Před měsícem

      Literally the best driving car ever made… and a good one is 20 million dollars

  • @kobe24OBCity
    @kobe24OBCity Před 3 lety +9

    Just wanna say @TimeKillingFuel with the best thumbnails in the business

  • @bobbybass7972
    @bobbybass7972 Před 6 lety +32

    Why did Otto have to die ?, but Sam still lives...

    • @Birdy890
      @Birdy890 Před 6 lety +14

      But would you trade a Patrice for a Yimmy?
      I would.

    • @bobbybass7972
      @bobbybass7972 Před 6 lety +4

      Birdy... Everyday of the week...

    • @bobbybass7972
      @bobbybass7972 Před 6 lety +1

      I sure wish Jim and Sam would stand in the middle of a road... Preferably, in the middle of a highway...

    • @gavokai1757
      @gavokai1757 Před 6 lety +6

      Patrice was never a company man so after the anthony split i dont think patrice would have been intrested in hanging about he was the biggest bridge burner and a true fuckin man at that Peace

    • @direwolf47
      @direwolf47 Před 6 lety

      Bird

  • @nateworld323
    @nateworld323 Před 3 lety +5

    Opie comes from a bath family, yikes.

  • @BigKevinSports
    @BigKevinSports Před 4 lety +2

    OTTO!!!!!!!!
    A CAAAAAAAWK!!!!!

  • @Jeffrulz
    @Jeffrulz Před 3 lety +4

    39:22 lol

  • @MrJayra210
    @MrJayra210 Před 5 lety +7

    Bob disturbs me more than lil Jimmy Norton does.

    • @hulkhogan2113
      @hulkhogan2113 Před 3 lety +5

      He really is just a freak

    • @brandytorres8519
      @brandytorres8519 Před 3 lety +3

      Jim is a wannabe freak, clearly trying too hard. Just a regular, insecure kid with a nice family whereas Bobby was truly a disturbed child from a broken family.

    • @Jalide
      @Jalide Před 3 lety +3

      @@brandytorres8519 And Colin Quinn mocking Bobby's childhood in their old podcast was golden.

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 Před 5 měsíci

      Jim is now married to a man who puts on makeup. Bob has nothing on that.

  • @mrsnoop1820
    @mrsnoop1820 Před 5 lety +3

    myspace link?

  • @VerifiedFiveIron
    @VerifiedFiveIron Před 3 lety

    8:15 - Line of the day.

  • @SighTology
    @SighTology Před 2 lety +4

    I also think douche, Opie.

  • @MattttG3
    @MattttG3 Před 5 lety +6

    Lol "I'll paint it green and shove it in their mouth"

  • @YuriTardid
    @YuriTardid Před 4 lety

    1:39:32

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +1

    I bet the lady's mom set the whole thing up. She probably tried to sleep with the son in law and he turned her down, so she planted the guy's underwear in the living room. Then when the wife asks the husband and he denies it, the mother asks her about finding his underwear (because she planted them) and the wife remembers that. Why would the husband be careless enough to leave his boxers in the living room after such a terrible act?

  • @bob9280
    @bob9280 Před 4 měsíci

    1:35:00

  • @TheKingleanza
    @TheKingleanza Před 2 lety +1

    Did anyone mention returning the favor for revenge?

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +1

      The first caller? That's great, she wanted to.

  • @jerrodbates8480
    @jerrodbates8480 Před 6 lety +2

    ohhhh noooo 22:00 hahaha Jesus

  • @thetranspanzer3692
    @thetranspanzer3692 Před 3 lety +5

    RIP Patrice

  • @kevinerosa
    @kevinerosa Před 2 lety

    28:27 jesus that made me almost choke.

  • @matthewkham
    @matthewkham Před 4 lety +5

    Did Opie ever seem jealous that Ant would do super car weekend and trips etc without him?

    • @VaultRadio
      @VaultRadio Před 3 lety +1

      No, their relationship was pretty strictly business at this point.

    • @joshua7734
      @joshua7734 Před rokem +1

      Yes, I was listening to one of these yesterday where Ant went to one of Jimmy’s shows interstate and Opie went on for 5-10 minutes about how he hadn’t seen Ant socially in years and that he wanted to fly out to one of Jimmy’s shows soon too.

  • @coltino99
    @coltino99 Před 2 lety +2

    Does anyone remember the bit where the teen was recording his mom freaking out at him cuz he wouldn’t let her borrow his car? I can’t seem to find it unless it’s here. So I’m typing while I listen
    Nvm found it

  • @LivingBGLegend
    @LivingBGLegend Před 3 lety +10

    Not car guys if they don’t know wat a mcclaren f1 is

  • @joeldutch.
    @joeldutch. Před 4 měsíci

    I made it 58 seconds in before I realized that I don’t want to listen to opie…

  • @NealRiggers1350
    @NealRiggers1350 Před 6 lety +2

    @ 11:23 Maclaren F1, Jimmy!

  • @jamie01737
    @jamie01737 Před 2 lety +2

    Otto sounds just like Marc Maron on my phone

  • @thorsmeathammer6081
    @thorsmeathammer6081 Před 6 lety

    Odin son!

  • @jessieb9384
    @jessieb9384 Před 4 lety +1

    Wtf none of the kids died in radio flyer he wrote a letter back home at the end

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Around 1:06:00 when I realise if Bobby and Sam were in borstal, Sam is totally getting r***d.

  • @vasectomyfail442
    @vasectomyfail442 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I’m homeless, I work, I don’t do drugs. I’d rather live outside than struggle to pay rent in Biden’s America. If things were like they were before 9/11 I’d happily live a normal lifestyle.

  • @earlleroybonaviewthe3rd112

    Is Bret Hitman Hart on here?

  • @randyd0514
    @randyd0514 Před 2 lety +2

    Jim Norton is not even tall enough to ride the roller coaster. He should stay out of cars he can't see over the steering wheel. Especially when he doesn't know the make of the car

  • @joefaccio7580
    @joefaccio7580 Před 3 lety +2

    What planet is bob kelly funny?

    • @ajb5559
      @ajb5559 Před 3 lety +12

      It's bizarre how subjective comedy is. I think Bobby is hilarious in a hang like this. Even more so today. His podcast is terrible and his standup is somewhere in the middle.

    • @Jalide
      @Jalide Před 3 lety +5

      @@ajb5559 Bob Kelly's podcast with Colin Quinn back in 2006 was great too. PC ran amok really ruined comedy that everyone has to tiptoe and be milquetoast because some special interest group and journalists are just out to ruin people's lives.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@Jalidehow many smart sounding words can you shoehorn in you dolt? If you obey PC police, that's your problem. Must be a Twitter or Reddit addict.

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@ajb5559 his pod is still good, not what it used to be, but he's 55, nobody is as funny and egdy at 55 as 35.

  • @lenhudson8194
    @lenhudson8194 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Sam looking like randall weems from recess.

    • @gall01019
      @gall01019 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Holy shit! That’s spot on.. 👌🏼

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ Před 7 měsíci +4

      Somebody made that comparison years ago and it was who I subconsciously thought of all along. Randall was always writing things down and getting people in trouble, it's literally Sam.