(OwO) /r/creepyasterisks/ #31 [REDDIT REVIEW]
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 18. 01. 2019
- We review one of the darkest reddits of all time
Creepy asteriks: / creepyasterisks
Ken's Meat: / cinnamontoastken
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Outro:
Animation: / jae55555
Song: / @iamactuallyjakehill - ZĂĄbava
Marzia: PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER
wait a second..
You can make a religion out of this
@@macanaeh no, don't
My cat butters my nuggets I fucking died *laughs loudly*
*heavily crying
*Whips out rapidly inflating economy of Zimbabwe"
Chinatsu Goya OwO *notices economical size* whatâs this? UWU
*slowly dying inside* ĂwĂ
The_unlucky Gachatuber **holds gun to head** ĂWĂ
@@ttracs *is surprised* 0w0
ĂwĂ Oooo, Growing Economy of Zimbabwe.
"Pulls out meat scepter"
Felix: meat đreview đ
Also Felix: HUGE PP!
HUGE MEAT
it's just lwiay
_Don't be shy..._
i can hear the fanfiction writers typing
Bruh
And u will be forced to read them all >:D
5:16
I hope they include the *pulls out meat scepter
Just wanted to point out that Shannon is an awesome friend for not giving the first guy the actual number he wanted.
For real
Shannon probably got a dick pic already from creepy Brandon and spared her friend the cringe
Not all heroes wear caps
@@rintheorder correct, some heroes do wear caps. But it is true that all heroes wear capes
What a champion
I love how Ken collabs with smaller CZcamsrs. Wow so cool.
I like how not even one person miss the joke
Hahaha lmao đđ i like seeing this without reading someone's comments that needs to be wooshed. đđ
you mean jacksepticeye
Technically Ken is collabing with himself
Are you calling pewds a small CZcamsr?!
Teacher : no weapons in school
Me: d-does my m-mighty meat s-scepter count? OwO *shits pants*
I love how Felix says âyou need some milkâ
"You need some *MALK* "
*Pulls out Jesus*
Here, you'll need it.
nah, im good. you need him more
Underated af
lol no Iâm too cursed already
Thereâs no going back now
*P U L L S O U T M E A T S C E P T E R*
*pulls out OF Jesus*
"Marzia: _PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER_ "
*_hol up_*
R/holup
spaghetti music stops
DREEEEE
@Neisya Jin Hitam wtf
I would like this comment but it's at 696 likes, too perfect to ruinđ
Just 30 year olds writing meat scepter to each other
3 years later & this is still amazing
âKeep those *b o n e s* healthy...â
đ ±ïžones
đđ °ïžâčïžâïž đ đ”
*Buys 15 gallons of milk*
*đ ±ïž o n e l e s s P i z z a*
@@chupakabruhhh1613 boneless bananas
Felix: It's those damn furries
Also Felix: *Has cat ears on headset*
Seamus Blau Iâm beginning to see a pattern here Iâm not so sure I like
Goddammit Cat ears â furries
@@saechiru6750 yes I have noticed that too. A part of the Internet sees it like this:
Cat ears=weeb
Furrsuit=Furry
I have a question what the hell is the music at 4:36 itâs a genuine bop, I need it for a ritual
CONSPIRACY THEORY
where's that OWO commentator I see everywhere
god please not him
Yo I was dead ass thinking about that
True
Lmao nice to see this comment in the "newest first" comment section
youre also everywhere lol
rewatching this and its even funnier holy fuck
agreed
@@saasharocco9792 agreed
Agreed
Agreed
â@@MelissMusic123 i love you mel ,you should know that
him: h-hello
her: yes?
him: **whips out meat scepter**
her: **whips out meat scepter**
him: **sheathes meat scepter and walks away**
Thailand is a hell of a place
@@arvokimchi9666 it sure is...
Gosh, Thailand is horrible
@@lettywhitecock that depends... what counts as a girl
Lol XD biologically no
Nice to see you colab with someone. I feel like you get a little lonely sometimes.
JOIN
JOIN THE ARMY
wow maxamillian shall i join
JOIN US TOGETHER WE ARE UNITED
*PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
I love that theyâre just two best friends goofing and joking around. Itâs sweet that people are always friends even when they get big
*pulls out a BIG meat scepter*
9:06 they was predicting the future meme....
*invite jacksepticeye*
Pewdiepie: đâ
*invite Ken and called him jacksepticeye*
Pewdiepie: đđ
this is all about max
The future of memes after article 13 everyone
Good meme
Poor ken still funny joke
*rApiDLy grOwIng ecOnOmy of ZiMBabWe*
OnO
Sokolov Restovic ohno
My meat scepter is rapidly growing
I scrolled by this quickly and read it as "rapidly considering relocating to Zimbabwe"
can we have a status update
donât mind me iâm just coming back to hysterically laugh at this video
Same
9:05 the real start if "understandable have a great day" meme
*T series catches up to Pewds in subs*
Mr Beast: *Pulls out meat scepter*
m.czcams.com/video/vuJXqB0tpjA/video.html
Pusyy
mr beast: *instead does nothing and walks away, leaving pewdiepie in dust, and pewdiepie takes out a sword and deals with it himself*
CMON NINE YEAR OLDS
meat scepter out of stock ! ! try tseries meatball
Ken : _PULLS_ _OUT_ _MEAT_ _SCEPTER_
Pewds : _CHOKES_ _ON_ _MEAT_ _SCEPTER_
Marzia : *OwO*
Me: Nani?
Marzia: *PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
The viewers: *UwU*
OnO
OuO
I literally comeback to this video literally like once every 2 months LOL. I MISS THIS
I like how this makes me want to laugh and simultaneously bash my head so hard that it goes through my desk.
*pulls out tofu scepter as I'm vegan*
lmao me
xD
Of course
Respect for this man.
Could of pulled out Cucumber Scepter or Eggplant
The comments section has never scared me so much as this one
Im scared too. Can someone explain what's going on?
What do you mean?
join us
@@vladchira521 czcams.com/video/Oiiaa3btFss/video.html this explains everything
Join us
9:13 early existence of the meme Understandable, have a nice day
Iâm really happy that my English improved enough to understand pewdiepieâs videos !!!
This is a nice pewdiepie video to be able to understand well with the meat scepters and all
this is so wholesome đđđ
PewDiePie: *pulls out MEAT SCEPTER*
T-Series: *thats not a vagana*
I c you have many scars from the great subscriber war
cant destroy the 420 likes tho
i CHOKED
Please go home fortnite kids.
"And it was at this point in his career that Marzia made up the rule that he is NOT to mention her in any of his videos without her explicit permission."
Is that a jojo refrence?
@@quack2390 Breathing is a JoJo reference, so everything is a JoJo reference.
9:07 the meme can be traced back to that moment
Felix is terrifyingly good at making an uwu voice
I demand more of this.
I fucking agree đđđ
*gives a like*
i missed watching these two together,
Y E S
Krueger **Gives a like, but rethinks this choice, but likes it anyway, pulls out meat scepter to like this**
You: uwu
The guy she tells you not to worry about: owo
You: *pulls out meat scepter*
*Pulls out meat septer.*
ogg itâs not a cult
ogg itâs a clan
ogg cmon man gamer style
9:05 is this where the âunderstandable have a nicd dayâ came from lmaooooo
No isnt
Ken through the entire video: *W H E E Z E*
*OwO did an oopsie*
Le why = lwiay
Not bad
Oopsie
This comment will get to 2k likes in 2 hours
Stap making coments omg
Logan Paul: *shows a dead body in the suicide forest*
Media: .............
PewDiePie: *says the N word*
Media: *PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
So true...
Don't mind me
Just waiting for someone to be triggered
LMFAO
The media literally blew up about the suicide forest situation. Have you been living under a rock?
@@damian257 yea like dafaq
Alternate Title: Two Men Talk About Insane People And Then Pull Out Their Meat Scepters
9:06 They predicted the meme
Was abt to comment that lmao
3:22 *Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.*
Survival tips for introverts
hahaha đ
*confuse*
How tf you write a comment from 8 years ago? This video is uploaded at least 1 year ago
*breath heavily*
@@RyanWP no that's a part of his profile name
@@sauce8148
*confuse because of just waking up in the morning*
Ouw... Understandable...
We want *_pulls out meat scepter_* MERCH!
*BULGING MEAT SCEPTER*
@@abrasivealmond no u
Yes my brother its looks like you know de wai *pulls out meet scepter* ĂwĂ
dead warrior YES
@@MarineRec That's very true
Cinnamontoastken is so underrated, change my mind.
You're right
@@felixcosm I like your username.
9:52 this is why we have Corona-chan
I wish they c-collabed more! OwO
*wipes tear* Miss the good old day...
*pulls out meat scepter* (> .
*crabs you By the knee and pushes off a Playhouse with my own meat scepter* Owo sorryiie
Did u just stutter on a text?đđđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
It was a joke donât @ me
God damn it
U MadBro yo *360 no scopes you in an epic tribute to montage parodies*
**Finishes the video**
**Put holy water in eyes**
**Watches half of the video**
**Dunk my head in holy water**
*_*Bathes in holy water*_*
*jumps into the holy sea*
**washes meat scepter in holy water**
*Wow... just look at the holy rain on everybody here*
Where's OwO the commentator when you need him the most
Pov: you strolled down to see if OwO commented
Surprised there aren't more comments like this one.
*DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT SECTION FILLED WITH THE SAME GUY WITH GLASSES?*
It's Maximilianmus!!!
if you ever watched max you'll know why lol such a great content over the years ive watched him
Kiffy Hi
BTW the guy is the main character from Deus Ex.
đźđłđźđłZee Music and Sony music subscribeđđđđ·đ·
Felix and Ken role-playing has to be the most wholesome thing ever.
*takes out the meat scepter*
*FLOPS MEAT SCEPTER ON KEYBOARD*
Vegans: **WHIPS OUT SALAD SCEPTER**
If you see this comment.
I am roaming the pewdiepie videos since Felix saids that he will take a break.
I am now rewatching everything.
Good bye on your journey if you are doing the same.
Same
Sodium chloride
traveler I wish you good luck on your journey
@@u-topic4795 âyou mean saltâ
are you done yet
No one:
Furries: *puLLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
No one:
Thailand: *has furries and everything fricked up*
No one:
Me: *laughs at the burning corpses of furries* get nae nae-d
@@dingdawng holy c..p dude count me in!
Furries: Ă
Time to report back... I have the information
Wow reddit is a great site to share memes and more, felix should create a subreddit and make a video of him reviewing some
there is already one... r/jacksepticeye
Haha. Good one.
Just wait... someone will fall for it
waiting for someone to step on my trap card and get wooshed
It appears that some people have stepped on the trap card!
He AlReAdY mAdE ThAt ViDeO
Bro, the exchange at the end had me wheezing so hard it brought tears to my eyes, i haven't laughed that hard in years. Thanks for bringing the term meat scepter in my life.
Someone :âWhat are you doing?â
Me : âI'm trying to make an original
commentâ
Someone : âBut how are you going to do?â
Me : * _pulls out meat scepter_ *
(Me : âI have achieved comedy!!!â)
Pewds posted new video with the title (OwO)
me: *sweating profusely*
Blade 351 *sweatwing pwofusewy*
*heavy liking intensifies*
@@dry0campa155 owo twankz for the repwie O W O
* Hand Itches to Unzip Pants *
(>///w//
Lvl 1 Marzia
Lvl 20 Marzia with a camera
Lvl 399 Marzia with a Meat sceptre
*That's how mafia works*
Plays *I can make you pop like that* song after reaching level 399
People with our Profile pic are lvl 999 god fathers
thats how marzia works
That's how Marzia works
Dictator Max really
This is a certified hood classic
2:38 ken: im about to unleash my- *hills dog food ad begins*
Marzia:*pulls out meat scepter*
I ship it
Edgar:*pulls out meat scepter*
Max
*CRIES*
Brad: *pulls out meat scepter*
*Pewds posts a video*
Me: *Pulls out meat scepter*
OwO
Like scepter
I can't believe this video is from 5 years ago. And that i randomly had the desire to watch it again.
Same here, one of the classics
*why is it that out of all the amazing videos in the whole platform of youtube, i still decide to go to this video for the tenth time in the past few months*
Felix PLEASE do more videos with ken, you guys are hilarious together, havenât laughed this hard in a long timeđ
these two always make me laugh my ass off
I totally agree! I seriously need more collabs with these two, theyâre perfect together and so hilarious ;w;
Ikr lmaooo
Your wish has come true.
Thy wish hath been granted
đ *pulls đ out đ meat đ scepter* đ
STOP
russia cadilac never
Ay si si
Meat saber
ÏĐœ ŃŃÎ±Đœ ŃŃÎ±Đœ
I love how I've never watched this channel before and this is the first video I see from it...
Imma go look for more
this was recorded on my birthday
what a blessing
*man:* **takes meat scepter out**
*woman:* **TAKES MEAT SCEPTER OUT**
*man:* **gasps** Itâs bigger than mine... **walks away sadly**
OHOHOHOHOHO! IS THAT A CHALLENGE!!!
_Ray Jessel intensifies_
ITS POWER IS TOO BIG, I CANâT COMPETE OWO
Nah
*presses hips into air*
woman : *WEAK*
normal: gloria borger
OwO: *gwowia bowgwer*
I'm youww howst, Powwpy Hawlow OwO
I know I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but... 0w0
**-your meat scepter is looking mighty fine-**
* burns meat *
Literally got me
Pulls out fish scepter as I'm a pescatarian
T-series is coming fast
Meat scepter - *Pulls out Pewdiepie*
P GAY
Lmaooo
Meat scepter pulls out pewdiepie, pewds pulls out Marzia, Marzia pulls out *GIANT MEAT SCEPTER *
Marzia is going to leave him after this I swear
Alpha Salad lmaooo was thinking the same, also watch this comment fire with likes.. yes I predict things
Alpha Salad OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
* Pulls out meat scepter *
angry seagull but youâre looking at this when it is the top comment.....
Alpha Salad no bitches be leaving the most subscribed youtuber
the secondhand embarrassment is too much >.< *walks out the room blushing*
Watching this again. One of the best pewds vid out there.
Ok, whoever had the idea to have 99% of accounts with this profile pic, just know that it's epic.
Maxamillionmus
wait what picture is this I wanna join
faadla dalwah go to MaximilanMus latent video bud
Thanks joined
faadla dalwah go to latest maximilanmus video and click the description, you will find the pictute
*Top 10 most sad reddit love stories OwO*
oÌŁ_oÌŁ
O. W. O
U w U
China: * Whips out Coronavirus *
Ar-are you a girl
*Blushes*
Please be my gf
uWu
@@Abhinav-zd6mg oopsie
I love when they do videos together it makes me so happy
*sighs*
I guess you leave me no choice.
*PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
Just Monika Why...?
Don't do dis...
Monika, plz...
*CRIES DEEPLY*
MONIKA NOOOO
*_WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SAYORI-CHAN?!?!_*
delete t series
I clicked on the video and scrolled through the comments.
My immediate though was, âwhy tf this person commented so many times?!â
N O change your pic
Maximillianmus
We canât be stopped
A revolution has started
Litty Commitee What is your image called?
This takes me back to them reading fan-fiction. They grow up so fast :,)
How does OwO not yet reacted on this vid, like i wanna become like him but a tomato version but he always outspeeds me
a-and thatâs h-how t-the mafia w-works
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*
*Amazed by the meat*
No u take pewdiepie blageriđđČ
Maxmillian big gay
*blushes*
The Three Step Plan is in full function.
Ken: *Pulls out meat scepter*
Pewds: *Pulls out meat scepter*
Marzia: *PULLS OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
Sword fight
How does it work for her?
@@stexrider I haven't had a proper sword fight in years
Me: *wonders if a Smash Bros match is about to go down as he sips on his warm freshly brewed coffee before sneezing spaghetti sauce on the pasta*
It's a trap
I love how even after 2 years they continue to react to random stuff and make us laugh
Everyone just *pulls out meat scepter*
This is literally my favorite video on the internet i keep watching it over and over
same
same
Same
same
Same
Meat Scepter will be a meme now.
Go get a proper profile pic
I hope it does become a meme
Hey L
I thought it already was a meme. It's not original after all
Felix and Ken collabs are always on the next level - I was convulsing throughout the vid *smiles*
9:06 here's a 2020 meme, just a year and a half earlier
*meatscepter glowing blue like sans*
đ
liek ysbevltal
*Megolavania
Welp there goes my theory about dudes not having a bone in there penis
**eyes glow blue like sans**
*takes out meat receptor*
The cringe thođ
YOU THINK YOI CAN DEFEAT ME *PULLS OUT BULGING MEAT SCEPTER
If you clean an elevator are you an elevator
@@sparkystuff4324 yes
Need to see a yearly edition with them both just like Felix does for cursed comments.
*Enjoyed it v-very very deeply*
2:07 mans should have sent a dp back like âI got u beat sonâ