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Before:
"I'd frick a creeper"
Now:
"I'd frick a duck"
or a sheep
Swedish man's sex life plummets after marriage so hard he starts to fantasize fictional characters and animals.
"And I'll blow a ghost"
Untitled duck has join the chat
Feigi?
"I'd freak a duck"
Creeper: *sad hissing noises*
DoomStuff
marzia: *sad wife noises*
Lol to both
@ᴏᴍᴀᴀᴡ *NO* STOP!
*sad noteblock man noices*
@@shiezo ok
0:21 It is Hindi
It translates to
"You will have suffer for your sins. They will destroy you. There is no chance left. You will be killed by them. Suffer."
Ya
It's horribly translated in the post tho
@@Sunggki it's hindi hindu is a religion hindi is a language it's written in hindi
Also niladri chatterji your translation is not on point at all you messed up the 3 last sentences
@@Sunggki lol u r not clever u a fool
5:59 this is where i got my profile pict.
😹
😋👊👊👊👊
sick
No, the eyes are open in your profile pic!
Its actually at 6:00
0:22 translates to:
"You should be sorry for your sins. They will finish you. You stand no chance against them. You will die by their hands. Now suffer"
Here, 'they' are the creepy Teletubbies
they really used google translate for that lol 😭
Neat
hindi
@Bobby Rascal hindi
Lol
The first one is actually in Hindi and it basically says that you will suffer for your sins and die at the hands of the lord.
Based
ok thanks, cool.
Thanks i hate it
Actually it's really bad hindi. So its probably a non English speaker who used Google translate.
You're right but *what's with the Teletubbies???* 0:22
Marzia in the other room: hears "MY SALSA TASTE LIKE BALLSACK"
She’s probably used to it by now.
@@pingunootson2291 salsa ballsack or the shouting?
@@mnnptl Why not both?
@@pingunootson2291 bro wtf
@@bubski6981 uhhhhhhh
I guarantee that one of the posts at 1:47 says “switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”
'don't forget to put walls between you and the attacker!'
‘Moving unpredictably is a good one to confuse the enemy!’
Ok but shut up
@@alessandrobelottidev Ok but shut up
"Let's get real, this videos not getting monetize."
*has ad on video*
The council has blessed you
It even got on trending (The wrong trending, but still)
Yo could anyone help me by subscribing I’m trying to make a living and some money so if you could subscribe I’d appreciate it 🙏
My adblocker says otherwise
People can still get ads, and the money won't go to them
lmaoo, i didnt get a single ad
"I'd Frick a duck"
- Pewdiepie 2019
Never forget.
FEIGI
Should I be as high as that duck would fly?
It's also effective to get 2 woman to love you.
NOT followed by a "the comments made..." disclaimer. = )
At 0:21 it means "By the sins you have committed, you will suffer. He will destroy you. You will stand no chance. You will die in his hands. Suffer." Btw it's written in hindi
"How do you sneak such a heavy book out of the library?"
By "stealing" they mean people who checked it out with a card and never brought it back.
“Humanity is just a mistake let’s be real here”- Felix 2019
Egg breathe
.- Gendo Ikari
God is dead and humanity is a sickness.
Here's hoping the next asteroid comes soon and liquifies us all into a boiling pool of lava
stop quoting ghandi bruh
i mean, scientifically... he’s not wrong
“Humanity was a Mistake”
- Pewdiepie 2019
Cant take that for real cuz in the same video he told us that he'd frick a duck
Agree
@Dislike Challenge No it isn't it's shit
I mean, it's true
I smell a new meme template coming
"MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!?"
-Pewdiepie.
I, however, condone every single one of these jokes, and laughed very much.
Yo how'd you do DAT!?
@@S.C08 ah.. Okay thanks
Tf how did you do that hah?
@@jypsssyyy4609 channel member
I’m thirty seconds in and 99% of the comments are about fricking a duck, I’m very scared to continue.
Yes
@Yusuf Ayhan that's kinda selfish and probably not true, so please stop
@Yusuf Ayhan i bet he will just buy a mirror
@Yusuf Ayhan really dude? This is how you want to be known as a CZcamsr? You don't care about other people's opinions so just think of that
ThMadeYM what did he say, he deleted his comment cuz he’s prbly insecure or smth
“Actual superheroes”
“They killed my dad”
Pewdiepie: Laughs like a maniac
iDoT Rocket but he’s right it’s funny!
For legal reasons that’s a joke
Alina May stop reported
I don't get it
XDD
Insert sweaty guy meme
Pewdiepie: puts hindi comment on his thumbnail
Video: STONKS 📈
Lmaooo ikr'
Atleast it wasn't clickbait and he put in the first 20 seconds
please tell what it means
@@bruh-kt2ew Indian fanboys r lossing their shit
@@bruh-kt2ew it basically meant ul be punished for ur sins lmaoo
This is one of pewdiepies best videos. I pray he does more of edgy ones
“They killed my dad”
Felix: HAAAA
Vox: we got him
XD
this will be the topic of the next apology video!
If swearing is immature then why is it considered “adult language”
XF Fast you just copied the top comment lol
No.
This whole video:
“For legal reasons, that’s a joke.”
This was quite recent ago,hello
For serious Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke
For legal reasons, that’s a joke
For legal reasons, that’s a joke
For legal reasons, joke joke joke
Please, a joke's a joke
Please don't kill me, that's a joke
Haha, losers
7:03 aged pretty well at this time
the thing's translation- you should pay for your sins, they will destroy you, You have no chance(idk it's not a proper sentence), you will die by his hand(literally translated on his hand), Be scared/ suffer. I was rewatching old videos and couldn't find a translation so here it is
Pewdiepie: *Shows edgy humor*
The Media: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
Kid: drowning in chocolate
Your kind: *dancing*
this entire video:
“for legal reasons that’s a joke”
@Sharisha xD no
@Sharisha xD no
Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
(Let's make it wonderful)
Tru
For serious yt moderators please dont kill me that's a joke
6:56 this didn't age well
Y E S
I love the way pewds is saying stop and he kept going. This is the best vid
The text is in Hindi and it literally means...
“You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Express sincere regret.”
Yep I'm Indian and I read too
But the hindi in that comment feels like it has been google translated.
Language of the t series
I imagined it to be more satanic.
HAHAHA LAMO
"and if I laughed, it was purely a gag reflex"
i bet it was that ghost pp
r/cursedcomment
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Your right, but please shut up!
Nice profile pic
you’re right, but please, shut up 🥺
4:17 i reed that and i just remember, "re do of healer"
Pp slap
It gets worse when you remember Link is usually 17 or younger
Who's link
@@greataccount3670 main character in Legend of Zelda
"lets get real this videos not getting monetized"
Me: Acceptance is the first stage of recovery
I'm getting ads though lol
100th like
It's trending tho
I got none.
There are yellow dots
Felix: Blurs the bad words but still says them out loud.
CZcams algorithm: "I am confuse."
*Visble confusion*
@@mercce6750 AMERICA SPLAIN
*he's beat the system*
@@COLOSSAL_SQUIB *HE HACKED THROUGH THE GATE*
Hi confuse, I'm Dad
1:59 me on the first of December
“probably made people yawn by doing that”
me: *sneezes*
"smears PP juice"
"in their pliplop"
why am i dying at felix's self censors
because you have the humor of a toddler? it's meant to target his younger fanbase so he doesn't get targeted by media for the smallest inconveniences.
Mano R.N: please help on my channel thanks Mano R.N: czcams.com/video/vxhQpFqhnZ4/video.html
Música 8D se for humildade se inscreve e deixa o like
@@stephenstout4273 No its not you edgy cool alpha male.... It comes out really funny and ridiculously hilarious from him as he just makes these up.
Idk call a doctor
@@itaachiii right... We all have different senses of humor, if you find random words funny, then good on you, I'm not judging.
"I'm half Italian now."
-Felix, 2019
poods
fEliX 2019
Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world!
(Let's make it wonderful)
3:19 no way he predicted the Travis Scott apology video
This is one of those rare videos where I was wheezing from laughter, and then I came back after a couple months and repeated
“My salsa taste like ballsack! Help!”
Best quote of 2019.
☬ ☬ Ｃ ｈ ｅ ｃ ｋ ｍ ｙ núde ☬ ☬
Yusuf Ayhan how long have you been begging for views? I’ve seen you begging for as long as I can remember, get a life you punk
Hijelp
I love the tast of ballsack
True
0:22
It translates to
"You should regret for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. You will die in his hand. Regret..."
Hahah, it's in devnagri🚩😂
T series is really starting to become dark...
@@blaiseyunforgotten795 Lol, not every Indian thingy is T-Series.
Haha
it is actually funny lmao
Finally one of pewds vids in my recommendation
I like how you can clearly tell what the blurred words say. Nice job editor.
Pewds: "I'd frick a duck"
Cancel culture: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit
@NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip You agan.
Imagine scrolling down and seeing: "Comments have been disabled."
Alina May is a reason why comments would be disabled lol
Alina May Go to hecc
Alina May giving up self hope is not what im interested in
Alina May remember when that actually happened 😭
Yusuf Ayhan Good advertisement to your channel 👍🏻
The way he blurred those curse words killed me 🤣🤣🤣
0:54 I like how he read from right to left, such a generic anime geek
It sounds like reading arabic
He read it right. In comics, when messages are at different heights, you read top to bottom first. And when the balloons are at the same level it's left to right
The first comment was actually in hindi and it says
"You will pay for your sins. They will destroy you. You have no chance. You will die on his hand. Feel remorse."
Thank you I was looking for a comment like urs
lol why tho I wonder what happened to the dude who sent the message saying hi
Thanks
Bruh I thought someone said that to pewds in comments, dissappointed as sson as I saw the video :|
Chacha vidhayak hai hamara
Pewdiepie: Enter cursed comments
Vox: Now we can frick him up
Yes
Haha that's like me and my uncle where I'm PewDiePie and my uncle is vox except I don't enter cursed comments
1000th like xD
@SwiftyRohan It's supposed to be both, it's the type of comment you always find on Reddit
Now they just need to pick with is the best thing to take out of context
i haven’t laughed this hard in a while ty pewds
Hearing those barks at the end brings me great sorrow.... we love you and miss you Maya.
Pewds' titles : contains "I'm Sorry"
9 year olds: "Ah shit here we go again"
@damn howard No One Cares
And Reported
Lol xD
@damn howard no
@damn howard no,go away
:)
My personal favourite
“That lasagne looks crisp”
“ *thats* *my* *child* ”
Phoebe Spencer 🍝
@@iknowyoubetter2028 lasagna is singular lasagne is plural just so you know
@@ekk4674 no it's not
@@lloydvicedo1340 yes it is, I'm from italy...
still edible
Pewds:"i have a bad feeling about this video"
Also pewds: *proceeds to upload it
7:23 is the most cursed one
What does it mean
@@bait5257 pedo stuff
The dark Teletubbies one had hindi text. This is what it means:
"You shall repent for your sins. You shall die at their hands. There is no time left"
Wow
WHAT THE FUCKK
" You have to repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You don't stand a chance. You will die by their hands. Repent"
The exact translation if anyone is interested.
Thank you Veni U, very cool!
Creepy
“Danny DeVito Will die in your lifetime”
“Not if I-“
ADVERTISMENT
ｍｏｎｅｔｉｚｅｄ
Kills ad
The ad Did u uno reverse card me
What was the ad
Danny DeVito he is my heeero
That’s how mafia works btw
2:13 unless youre in prison
6:29 At least he didn't shit in the shower
Pewdiepie: *posts an egdy yet funny video*
CZcams: ”So, you chose death”
"it was a gag reflex I swear!"
''So, you have chosen death'' actually.
Sub to me if u love pewdiepie and ur mum
@@mehmetemrebirinci6536 no, that's not it.
czcams.com/video/ytAt7mluMFY/video.html
Felix: I'd frick a duck
Dolan: *sweating intensifies*
Grandayy: *laughs evilly*
LOL
extra oof
i'd love to see that
@Alina Way No
I made a crappy song on it I'll put more effort on it if it gets more likes
0:23 "you should remorse for your sins, they will destroy you"
5:42
You are actually a soul in someone dead body.
It's not dead if it grows.
pewdiepie this whole video: "for legal reasons that's a joke"
Opsies!!!😁😁😁
"I'll frick a duck"
- PewDiePie 2019
He'd be begging for it deeper
That's why pewds loved the duck game so much i see
@@charlesundying5315 *_blip blip blop_*
@Grug Gaming feigi is a chicken
We'll wait for the song
I’m commenting in every video I saw in my recommendation this video is one of it:0
(-_-) umm okay then
I've watched every single video of his from when he started to 2021 and I still love pewdiepie he is amazing and got me through some times
"Humanity was a mistake. Let's just be real here."
-PewDiePie 2019
The truth hurts
ncneneel
@Anna May STOPP!!! :P
He's not wrong
It's true. And it hurts
The hindi in the first statement with the cursed teletubbies reads:
“You should feel remorse for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. They will have you in their hands. I express sincere regret.”
Cool.
:v
small correction. its not "they will have you in their hands" its "you will die by their hands"
uhm... *i’m scared*
Thanks now I’m more creeped out
0:21 Translation:
"You must repent for your sins.
They will destroy you.
You stand no chance.
You will die at his hand.
Repent."
Translated from Hindi
3:48 *Body pillow falls out of closet
"MY SALSA TASTE A BALL SACK" - Pewdiepie, 2019
I couldn’t stop laughing at that bit
420 likes 🤟🏽
Bruh, there's some dumbass article about this joke. Clearly someone was offended from that
nenw cnndeeel
The meaning: "My salsa is licking a ball sack..."
"My salsa taste a ballsack"
-Felix 2019
Alyssa Cat I’ve seen better
Jk it’s a joke i haven’t seen them
@Alyssa Cat i tink not tott! stopp!
@Alyssa Cat So, you tasted the salsa????
my fav pewds quote is still "i never hesitate to kill a child"
I couldn't stop laughing when he said it the first time
what's even funny is jussie smollett is actually IN PRISON.
I want part 2 of this series
I really like felix's queen Elizabeth voice
Andrew Aguinaga ?
Andrew Aguinaga what does this mean
@@laythsc4973 it means
Thats probably because it actually is her voice...
Saw this while watching that one. Lol
I miss this PewDiePie, he is so calm :)
When pewd yawned at 9:38 I yawned too. Fabulous
It is honestly sad that we’ve gotten to the point where Felix has to insert a disclaimer after ANYTHING edgy.
@Anna May I checked it. Your pliplop's too dangley
@Anna May No Begone.
It's hard for him because Felix has edgy humor. He always has but being politically correct is more important to him nowadays. I don't blame him though, he has a family and just wants to enjoy life. Before if he got into any controversies it was just him, but now he has to think about Marzia too.
new videos onc ncellel
"Let's get real, this video won't get monetized"
*This video, proceeding to show me 3 adds*
really? when I watched it I didn't get a single ad!
@Yusuf Ayhan your video says 200 likes not 100
Demonetized ≠ No ads, it means no money for the creator. (correct me if I'm wrong)
4:29 sounds awfully close to Redo of a Healer
I work in care and the most haunting thing I've heard from someone dying is "they want you to come with me"
Pewdiepie: *gets balls in salsa*
Pewdiepie: * turns into mario*
Just iSneaky mY sALsA tAsTe a baLLsAcK
"EAT-A MY HOT ITALIAN SAUSAGE"
@@Rottn64 EAT-A MY WET GREEK VAGAVA
@Oliver Smith lmao what the frick
@@Johia_Mapping_2 yes
Felix: * marries Marzia
“I’m half italian now“
Pewds on self promoters. czcams.com/video/bfyk3FUnTmE/video.html
Read this felix pleas
Stolen
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STOLEN
How tf does "You don't stand a chance" become "आप कोई मौका नहीं खड़े हैं"🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many people can actually read the thumnail......
At least 3
What does it say
@@Nonononowh_213 well roughly it translates to, you should be sorry for your sins, he will destroy you, you don’t stand a chance , you’ll regret for your sins😂😂😂
This video in a nutshell...
Felix: STOP!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
Also Felix: *Keeps on going*
Truth
Fun Fact:
*You Just Got A Talented Facts*
Oof
"MY SALSA. MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!"
This abberation deserves to be one of his top viewed videos.
🤣🤣🤣
HELP HELP
✿✿ 🅲🅷🅴🅲🅺 🅼🆈 🅽🆄🅳🅴 ☬☬
My salsa d12
i heard him say that while i read this lol
2:47
I would be confused because I don't keep adults in my fridge,
I keep kids in my attic
Its been long time but I still come back whenever CZcams recommends
Pewdiepie: I’m not getting mone-
Ad: *now this looks like a job for me*
Ad: So everybody- Just please watch me!
Ad: cz it feels so broke, without me
@@AK-rj7zv feels so empty without me lol
666th like
I love this comment and the replies
CZcams: “Number One Trending For Gaming”
Gaming.
*Gaming*
youtube algorithm he is a gamer so his trending would be on gaming even when he does something else and thats why it is trending
It is number 4
G A M I N G
Its nr. 22 now...
Ignore my name
We need more of these
Idk why but I always keep coming back to this one video.
*I like how blurred words are Completely readable.*
True 😂
And youtube still accepts them
czcams.com/video/kknJtuFGkXw/video.html
Go Gaming stop sending links to get people to view your video
420 likes lol
not taking any risks: Pewdiepie does not endorse *Anything* in this video
i swear internet news pages will talk about this video😂😂😂
CaR_ B0I ISS FAXX
@@theadventuresofrb1697 www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/danvib/i_just_really_enjoyed_201617_okay/
Felix's face in the thumbnail looks like those guys that sang 'we are number one'
3:55 the jussie smollet part went right over his head
Me: ugh I’m bored.....
CZcams: “cursed comments”
We are blessed
SAME