@@Mysterymelmoth They sort of do. "It's Magic" is no longer canon cH, but my head canon is that Alex caused a divergent timeline to occur through being actually able to cast magic (again, see "It's Magic"). Something bad happened to him in that process, and in this universe/timeline, the cH crew does not know of MtG, or it doesn't exist. Maybe the box of cursed dolls exists instead.
@@Mysterymelmoth There's a one-off line in here czcams.com/video/mhM0DsJH0Ng/video.html that suggests that the CHverse crew is still under contract with wotc.
You know... Something about constantly joking about how many poop-jokes their fictional counterparts make, and then ending the episode on an actual poop joke, is very LRR.
I've actually found winter to be the best time for ice cream. you're already cold, so your body isn't suffering constant temperature shifts as you eat, reducing the chances of brain freeze (though not eliminating, sadly), and you can take your time enjoying it because it's not a million degrees out, so it's not melting and either dripping all over your hand or becoming room temperature milk soup.
I hope they did too. Also, I'm kind of peeved. I was expecting some screaming or finding out if Beej got his favorite ice cream too. He was the only one who (in this skit was seen that) didn't get any.
So let me get this straight-- You wrote this entire episode making Cam and Alex look like petty doofuses for wanting to have ice cream on the job....so that you could have ice cream on the job.
I've just thought, they missed a trick when James put the bop-it back into the haunted doll head box. They could have made it look like something grabbed his arm.
So wait, is the box of cursed dolls the thing that binds Alex to this mortal coil, much like a lich's phylactery, or have the spirits threatened to kill Alex should their dolls be destroyed?
I totally forgot that Beej was actually there in the chroma suit the whole time and was surprised when he moved and briefly wondered how it was animated.
so the idea of a businessman getting their advice from Twitter *sounds* dumb, but Been is described as a successful businessman, so it's working. don't judge him for following a working plan
No joke. My speakers had their settings changed (happens after a Windows Update sometimes) and I didn't notice because I thought the audio problems were part of the gag.
That was funny as usual, but I feel like Alex just sort of disappears halfway through the episode? I could have used some sort of payoff for his character in addition to what we got for Cameron.
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"We have the box of cursed dolls because if we get rid of it, Alex dies."
Now I know why he hasn't been appearing in CH lately.
What we've learned from this episode:
1) cHverse LRR are still making sketches.
2) We really wish they weren't.
3) PUT A LID ON YOUR HAUNTED DOLL BOX.
3a. They did. The dolls ate it. And possessed their bop-it as punishment.
Do you really want to anger the dolls again? Do you remember what happened to Beej?
1) they stopped but started again in canon. Very odd.
One of my favourite running gags in cH is fictionalized LRR being a lot more schlocky/hacky in the type of content that they produce.
Now just imagine WotC commissioning them to make Friday Butts
and now I wonder if cHLRR does Magic content...
@@Mysterymelmoth They sort of do. "It's Magic" is no longer canon cH, but my head canon is that Alex caused a divergent timeline to occur through being actually able to cast magic (again, see "It's Magic"). Something bad happened to him in that process, and in this universe/timeline, the cH crew does not know of MtG, or it doesn't exist. Maybe the box of cursed dolls exists instead.
@@Mysterymelmoth There's a one-off line in here czcams.com/video/mhM0DsJH0Ng/video.html that suggests that the CHverse crew is still under contract with wotc.
@@deathpyre42 three years later, an answer! Per 'The Door' LRR explicity makes Friday Nights in this canon
The *groan* "Ice cream headache?" "No" *groan* "No, ice cream headache" sequence is low key the best part of the whole episode.
It had a very British humour vibe. It was very well done.
Very quality comedic chiasmus. Betray expectations to set up new expectations, betray expectations again. They keep us guessing every time.
You know... Something about constantly joking about how many poop-jokes their fictional counterparts make, and then ending the episode on an actual poop joke, is very LRR.
God Beej's delivery of "All" was absolutely delicious.
no. it was creepy.
Why not both?
Michael Hilliard I giggled like a little girl and I'm in a full on anxiety induced depressive episode rn.
glad those two drama queens/children were able to bring you happiness
All hail god Beej.
Man Beej actually scared me when he suddenly appeared out of nowhere, just to disappear again after giving James advice.
In space...no-one can hear you Beej.
"We came to an accord!" "I thought we came here in a Nissan?" _fffff_
I bet they created this skit just to have an excuse to go get ice cream on the job xD
Gotta find a way to make all that ice cream a Business Expense deduction
In December/late November. In Victoria. Eh, seems legit.
I've actually found winter to be the best time for ice cream. you're already cold, so your body isn't suffering constant temperature shifts as you eat, reducing the chances of brain freeze (though not eliminating, sadly), and you can take your time enjoying it because it's not a million degrees out, so it's not melting and either dripping all over your hand or becoming room temperature milk soup.
Victorians thrive on cold. And sugary milk treats.
I hope they did too. Also, I'm kind of peeved. I was expecting some screaming or finding out if Beej got his favorite ice cream too. He was the only one who (in this skit was seen that) didn't get any.
So let me get this straight--
You wrote this entire episode making Cam and Alex look like petty doofuses for wanting to have ice cream on the job....so that you could have ice cream on the job.
They were willing to take the abuse for that sweet sweet icream.
Paul Dee but cam‘s lactose Intolerant.
@@The_Murder_Party And he's willing to that *that* abuse for that sweet sweet confection.
Was disappointed James didn't lose his arm trying to return the Bop-It to the box of cursed dolls.
octo chan
That would have been too obvious, so they got us with the opposite.
octo chan I honestly expected him to act like his arm was stuck say “uh oh” and then cut to the title
I wanted to hear the dolls playing bop it
The eye twitch James does when Beej says "All" portrays like 8 emotions at once
I've just thought, they missed a trick when James put the bop-it back into the haunted doll head box. They could have made it look like something grabbed his arm.
Beej's "All" at the end got me
Though, who doesn't get their business advice from twitter?
I CREAM!?!
AYE CREAM!
So wait, is the box of cursed dolls the thing that binds Alex to this mortal coil, much like a lich's phylactery, or have the spirits threatened to kill Alex should their dolls be destroyed?
It's about a 50/50 split.
"Can't I be both"-Alex
hi i'm emily something something mono red.
I want to thumbs up this video but I feel like I need some more motivation... maybe a dilly bar
Howabout a store brand ice cream sandwich?
Amaranth name brand sandwiches
Imagine having friends who love you enough to keep around a box of cursed dolls just to keep you alive.
I was right in the middle of watching old Commodorehustle so ah good timing
Alex and Cam has the best commodoreHUSTLE characters.
I need to know what Alex and Cameron were attempting to do with the tape, the fidget spinner, and three knives.
They were building a more deadly fidget spinner.
Start a rivalry with Paul that will end the world as we know it.
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age
IT'S A TRAP!
I guess you could say that Cam got his just desserts?
Laurence Brown well played
*slow claps, exits, slams door softly*
wait... He took pi damage?
I did not remember this episode. What a callback from the Feb 2021 LRRLive!!
WHOOOOAAA BOY! The quality of cinematography, editing, acting, writing; just everything. TOP DRAWER. LRR. Kudos. this was thoroughly entertaining
I CREAM
I totally forgot that Beej was actually there in the chroma suit the whole time and was surprised when he moved and briefly wondered how it was animated.
One of my favourite lines, "No, we have the box of cursed dolls because if we get rid of it Alex dies, why do we have the bop it?"
E Y E C R E A M
"Turds in Space" WHY DON"T WE HAVE THIS CONTENT?
The fast pacing on this one, as well as the (mostly) terrible humor really made this episode. 1+ internetz for you peeps. Loved it!
You can tell this episode is a product of happening way too close to Desert bus and I love it
This is the best thing I've seen in a long time.
This Episode is hillarious! The one who came up with the script deserves a frozen dessert!
The scene at Beacon Hill was one of the best gags ever in a LRR video.
Someone NEEDS to make a LRR lore
They inevitably are going to have to make Turds in Space into an actual thing
Wait, why would you give your haunted props to a thrift store? 'Cause that's how every 80's horror comedy starts.
Very Good! I really liked the spinning camera bit with the drum sticks.
I was going to say that the amount of icecream in this video was making my stomach cramp, but Stinger Cam beat me to it
One of the bes cH's in a while, Well done guys :)
There was an "air of odd" in this hustle. I found it very relaxing :)
That was a snappy string of gags. Gonna go get me some haunted ice cream
Definitely a satisfying start to my Friday shift :D now with 100% more I cream
James is acquiring greatness at any cost with his Green Confidant, Beej >.<
Cameron and Alex are acquiring Ice Cream at any cost...
New hustle day is the best of days
Just wanted to say I liked the small touch of them wearing poppies in the outside scenes.
I like Beej going all Pierre McGuire with his closeness to James' face.
Yay! First Commodore Hustle in the new moon base!
the last couple of cH have been hit or miss for me; but this one was really good. made me laugh a lot
great stuff thanks
I'm worried that the crapshot has spun out of control.
I love you people
Someone needs to find that box
Does this mean they are actually going to do sketch comedy again!!!!!! :-D
The line delivery this episode was pitch perfect. Kudos.
I am lactose intolerant! I DEMAND TO BE PAID IN MILK BASED FOOD PRODUCT!!!
wat
Yay still can’t die until they get rid of the box of cursed dolls, so life threatening ice cream.
It does
I found an ice cream cone in my couch after watching this video. It was pretty good.
so the idea of a businessman getting their advice from Twitter *sounds* dumb, but Been is described as a successful businessman, so it's working. don't judge him for following a working plan
I LOVE COMMAFORE HUSTLE
COMMADORE
Commodore.
I was hoping that the topic in the stinger was going to show up.
This. Is. The. Best.
JEEZUS beej was there the whole time...
Watching this show just makes me wish I had cool friends
I wonder why Cam doesn't remember the Bop It crapshot? B-bu-but December is perfect icecream weather, at least in the southern hemisphere :P
Yay I Cream
Making people do their job without extorting people for ice cream? Didn't know James was a cop in this one.
James is always the cop.
Pretty much every part of that was... Disturbing.
Well done... >___
No joke. My speakers had their settings changed (happens after a Windows Update sometimes) and I didn't notice because I thought the audio problems were part of the gag.
Ah loading ready run. My only refuge for comedy now that Cracked is gone.
Short version: They laid off their video department
I love that the cursed dolls are keeping Alex alive
Edit: Beej gets *all* of his buisness advice on twitter 😂
I came second at my FNM unstable draft, it's the best I've ever gone :)
*"ALL"*
"no, brain freeze!" got me good
This actually might be one of the best cH's you've ever done. How can I/we persuade you to do more?
ice cream
Frozen milk treats
I wanted bartleby to poke his head out of the box of cursed dolls
Thanks alot guys, now my brain is going on strike and demanding a magnum after every work day
is it bad of me to say that I *really* want to see that sketch they're making now? XD
Sooo, what's my motivation for watching this video? I kinda feel like we should get ice cream too
EYECREEM?! EYYYYYEEEEECREEEEEEM!~
Beej is a treasure
Anyone else notice that the very first frame of the video has a faded out Escapist logo?
Btw love u guys!!!
Did you all get a new lens with shallow depth of field so almost every shot had manual focus shifts? It's impressive as hell..
I really want ice cream now
Solid. Arity.
Magnum Double Peanut Butter bears are amazing.
I CREAM!
Is there s split frame for the escapist logo at the start of the video, or am I hallucinating.
I C R E A M
I thought they had an entire arc at moonbase mark 3 about how they do not do sketch comedy anymore? what are they doing in this episode?
It has episode titles, so long-form comedy?
James Moore no no, not the episode as a whole, but the portion inside this episode where the characters are filming more sketch comedy
No bümsmith(s) on this one? New lapel mikes must be awesome
Lmao!!! Cam was lactose intolerant!!!
That was funny as usual, but I feel like Alex just sort of disappears halfway through the episode? I could have used some sort of payoff for his character in addition to what we got for Cameron.
ICREAM
hahaha i didnt even see beej
I'm taking cams side in this one lol
Graham is the most.... sane. Out of all the crew.
Alex is still the best tho.
James looks pretty fetch with a hat on.
How can they eat Ice Cream when it's so cold out ?
Canadians get a bonus to cold resistance.