he could just wear a jockstrap to solve the "kick to the balls" problem. he doesn't have to get neutered. also, why isn't the Sensei teaching him how to deal with an armed assailant?
Brian - annoyed a kid for fighting dirty. also Brian - proceeds to use a neck strike which is banned in most competitions for being too deadly. Glass houses Brian, Glass houses
@Scientasy-Guy Karate has many styles so stances can vary heavily; in the clip, they are using motto with good kime; found mainly in shito-kai karate which is also known for having red and blue mats, mainly used for competitions to mark where the fighters stand and the border of the areana.
I'm just now reminded of a good saying "As the new meets the old the old always ends the ancient way, as the new meets the old the new way always comes in sin" We all saw the lesson in The Last Samurai
Senseis like this are the reason my rib popped out of my sternum during bjj. Sensei was on his phone, every class, during sparring with powerlifters....
Strike first strike hard no mercy. That kid has realised the truth that if a man faces you he is the enemy, an enemy deserves no mercy. The kid is a true warrior, defeat does not exist in this dojo
This reminds me of bjj class when I was trying to stop this guy from choking me by holding his wrist. He had a figure 4 lock from behind so there was no getting away. This black belt from another school was casually watching and told me x guard my neck with my hands. It was surprisingly effective.
really depends on the age. one of my nephews is 9 and is obsessed with blades, so i occasionally teach him how to use different blades properly. my brother bought him a seax, which many would consider a short sword, and we spent a long while training with it. kid was in heaven, and hes quite responsible
"Johnny Lawrence 35 years later" Johnny: Brian Larusso cheated he cheated that wasn't allowed it was "an illegal cup" he was wearing Brian: i didn't cheat the rules clearly stated it was a points match anything below the waist was "legal."
Kid: **pulls out a sword** Me: **pulls out Russia** Kid: 😰 Me: you may have started this with a sword.... But I shall end this with blood, vodka & hard bass!
Каратэ Кобра Кай Змеиная каратэ это навсегда даже если эти суперзлодей пытается нас уничтожить Пошли они н**** никогда навсегда потому что наш учитель самый сильный и умная её наша семья тоже Все. Спасибо учителя навсегда🐺🐺.
This was actually a pretty decent cut away. Most of them are either references to stuff nobody cares about (pop culture) or just cutaways that make a joke and drag it to the point it gets annoying and you kinda don’t even wana watch family guy anymore.
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Brian and Kid: Little Brothers
Sensei Dan: Big Brother who doesn’t care
brian and kid : older sibling vs little sibling
sensei dan : parent
@@user-wk6tp1og3l
Yes. 👌
Brian and kid: one kid tormenting another kid in daycare
Sensei Dan: daycare supervisor
Brian and kid : me
Sensei Dan : everyone in my life
As the oldest brother, I agree
Bringing a sword to a fist fight...I'm looking at you, Yoshimitsu.
Same with Noctis and Kunimitsu
Bringing fists to a weapon fight. I'm looking at you Devil Jin style.
You forget Masteraven and Negan.
I mean... he almost only does punches and kicks when hes not in his weird stances (on the older games)
Glad i found tekken lovers
Brian: “Surprise! Now, take this!”
Kid: *pulls sword*
Brian: “Wait, that’s illegal.”
That’s funny and true at the same time
You are planning to jettison your manhood gems for what reason?
he could just wear a jockstrap to solve the "kick to the balls" problem. he doesn't have to get neutered. also, why isn't the Sensei teaching him how to deal with an armed assailant?
So does that mean Brian lost his balls for nothing?
@@dillonrosen8133 That is exactly it: Brian is all men under feminism.
A tell-tale sign of a McDojo is the "sensei" just standing there on his phone while one of the kids terrorizes the others with a sword.
Brian should just pull a gun and scream "parry this you filthy casual"
Yeah he was gracious enough to immediately pull a gun on a black man for disagreeing with the results of the OJ trial...
0:22 I wish I had that instructor
I guess you are the guy with the sword :D
@@AR-GuidesAndMore no he's the sword
So you’d rather have an instructor that doesn’t care if you do the activities or not or get killed by a kid with a sword?
@@historyfan yuhhhh sounds lit
I could pull out a sword within 2 miles away from my instructor and he would notice.
Me: Beats Bully in boxing school*
Bully: Pulls out gun
Brian: Surprise, take this!
Kid: *You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting.*
I could've sworn he was wearing a steel cup.
_”THAT’S MY PURSE!”_
“I DONT KNOW YOUUU”
@@matthiassuki_2546 thank you, I was hoping somebody would comment this 😂
This was literally the sensei at the youth center where I took "karate" growing up.
Kazuma said fight respectfully also Kazuma 0:17
Kazuma is my boiiii
Lmaooo
Why do webs have to bring anime into everything 🤦♂️
@@cinnamon.toast.crotch7510 Because anime makes everything better
@@alpha-sama cringe weeb
Brian - annoyed a kid for fighting dirty.
also Brian - proceeds to use a neck strike which is banned in most competitions for being too deadly.
Glass houses Brian, Glass houses
I don't know anything about martial arts, but Im willing to bet the creators dont as well, they just made brain do a karate chop
@@potassium8759 they defiantly did there research, there stances and the mats are all accurate
@Scientasy-Guy Karate has many styles so stances can vary heavily; in the clip, they are using motto with good kime; found mainly in shito-kai karate which is also known for having red and blue mats, mainly used for competitions to mark where the fighters stand and the border of the areana.
@@pepthebabslasonge2551 That looks like a fairly common stance you'd see in a movie or video game about karate.
@@jietroraximoff2805 yeah, motto is the most common and popular stance currently
No swords, guys. 😒🤳 (Edit: Holy cow! That's a lot of likes! Thank you!)
You know that emoji actually looks like Sensei Dan
@@loganpasion276 Thanks, Logan.
@@samschmit7181 🐕🗡👿
Emoji master😎
Everybody gangsta till the karate kid pulls out a sword
you just pull a gun on him and show him how the people across the border repond to a sword being pulled out. cant chase you if he got no knees
I'm just now reminded of a good saying "As the new meets the old the old always ends the ancient way, as the new meets the old the new way always comes in sin"
We all saw the lesson in The Last Samurai
@@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 Shiroyama by Sabaton
@@BaronSengir1008 yes it is
@@romanplays1 can't shoot when you get stabbed. No time to pull a gun. It would be too late
Senseis like this are the reason my rib popped out of my sternum during bjj.
Sensei was on his phone, every class, during sparring with powerlifters....
0:16 now take this... LOL
(Pulls out a sword and starts chasing Brian)
@@insideoutandfamilyguyyesth6303 aah ahh you can't use a sword sensei dan he's using a sword *runs*
@@cartooncat9115 Sensei Dan: (while looking at his phone) No swords, guys.
Sensei Dan should be an main character
He has disgraced the dojo with such underhanded tactics
Strike first strike hard no mercy. That kid has realised the truth that if a man faces you he is the enemy, an enemy deserves no mercy. The kid is a true warrior, defeat does not exist in this dojo
@@thedashingbullet607 *COBRA KAI NEVER DIES*
George was doing NoFap.
That's why he was so successful.
This is amazingly humorous
The patches on the gi's and the teacher's belt remind me of bjj
The karate teacher is basically me when kids are fighting and there's no parents in house. Just speak with no action.
That kid showed no mercy
Do you want me to upload a video with _just_ the cutaway? Like, out of context?
This like a classic cutaway gag.
This reminds me of bjj class when I was trying to stop this guy from choking me by holding his wrist. He had a figure 4 lock from behind so there was no getting away. This black belt from another school was casually watching and told me x guard my neck with my hands. It was surprisingly effective.
I feel bad Brian is at a mcdojo
he deserves it anyways for being a douchebag.
Bringing a sword to a fist fight...
*I'm looking at you musashi
That sword just came out of nowhere.
Musashi Miyamoto Vs Baki characters in a nutshell
Kids are too young to be using swords anyway.
No shit🤣 But it's just a cartoon🤔
really depends on the age. one of my nephews is 9 and is obsessed with blades, so i occasionally teach him how to use different blades properly. my brother bought him a seax, which many would consider a short sword, and we spent a long while training with it. kid was in heaven, and hes quite responsible
Very relatable lol 😂
When instant karma tries to hit you and u can’t take it as a no for an answer lol
Sensei Dan is one of my managers
Brian gets tank: "Perry this u casual"
We use weapons for karate poses for the snap. Plus, our weapons are not sharp. We mostly use Kamas btw.
The expresión of Brian jajaja
**Pai Mei Approves**
Yup
Surprise...now take this! Haaaai-
How I win school bully fights, no questions asked.
Sensei dan? Dan hab-
As someone who knows how kali works that aint something new.........
Sensei : Me when I am told to watch kids
My phone was on max volume at the beginning
Kid: ahhh ahhh call the ambulance call the ambulance (pulls out sword) but not for me
He looks like that kid who pulled a gun in american dad
No swords guys
*opponent brings a sword to a fist fight*
I’m looking at you, Mark Feinster from South LA….
Clasico maestro de karate comiendo cerga mientras la clase jugando al samurai haaa haaa
Ur name cracked me up lmao
Sensei dan 😂
The karate kid 1984
Ha!
"Johnny Lawrence 35 years later" Johnny: Brian Larusso cheated he cheated that wasn't allowed it was "an illegal cup" he was wearing Brian: i didn't cheat the rules clearly stated it was a points match anything below the waist was "legal."
isnt your channel name the name of brians book?
Funny I actually had a kid like this is my class
That's my purse! I don't know you!
0:18 poor rick
0:14 surprise
0:25 just... bruh
What is the Word, in My country is Castrar so it's neutered
I would cheat in a karate class too
what episode is this
KARAJUDO is the moust much bather than Karaté and Judô Styled Based man
I’m for kendo perosnally.
Is your Karate School a Mcdojo?
unfortunately, most western karate schools are mcdojo's
😂😂👍
Weird hearing my last name like that.
Hey Luke, how’s your dad?
@@A_Frog dead
@@ratchetexperience8379 ayo Luke, how's your mom doin' man?
McDojos in a nutshell
Is this a reference to a movie? Only thing that comes into mind was Johnny Test?
Brian is a yellow belt and can't even do self-offense, when his opponent threatens him with a sword
I think he could've used a staff
But he didn’t say anything about a gun
Call an ambulance...
BUT NOT FOR ME
*Suprise*
Kid: **pulls out a sword**
Me: **pulls out Russia**
Kid: 😰
Me: you may have started this with a sword....
But I shall end this with blood, vodka & hard bass!
[HardBass Music intensifies]
Some teacher he is don’t help his students
I can tell you this is true but only my karate master is Asian
At the dojo o take karate at they don’t let you be on your phone in the room
How did he get a sword?
1. Close the gap
2. Block arms
3. Dick kick
4. Seize sword
5. Repeat step 3 as needed
Unrealistic, a proper American kid would always have a gun
I Laughed Way Harder Then I Should Have . . . (Chuckle) Now I'm Sad 🤣 😏 😳 😶 😒
😂😂😂
Wow, a modern Family Guy cut scene that’s actually funny
What’s this? A good cutaway scene?
Cobra kai
I dont blame the instructor. It must a pain the back to be the caretaker of a bunch of lilshits.
Каратэ Кобра Кай Змеиная каратэ это навсегда даже если эти суперзлодей пытается нас уничтожить Пошли они н**** никогда навсегда потому что наш учитель самый сильный и умная её наша семья тоже Все. Спасибо учителя навсегда🐺🐺.
I take Krav Maga classes. So that's not fighting dirty, that's the status quo. But we wear cups.
Yeah also do Krav Maga we do wear cups
Ha
hey
0:11
Funniest part of this video is the outro
Wow there's always one.
What a fun "Life" you must have. 😂
@@To-New-Beginnings. ok
@@sjgames9104 well it was a funny clip. I don't see why you only found the outro funny. Lol
@@To-New-Beginnings. The clip was funny, the outro was funnier to me
@@sjgames9104 personally I feel they're equal.
If only Brian knew Aikido
That... doesn't help much.
Y'all are jacked up. Not sure what the modern fascination is with castration. Pretty sure it's stupidity
Even in his cutaways, Brian is pathetic
This was actually a pretty decent cut away. Most of them are either references to stuff nobody cares about (pop culture) or just cutaways that make a joke and drag it to the point it gets annoying and you kinda don’t even wana watch family guy anymore.