13 - A Story About You
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- December 15, 2012 - You listen to a podcast. You check the episode description to see what is in store this time. It is a different kind of description than you are used to. You suspect the episode will be a different kind of episode than you are used to. You listen.
Weather: "You Don't Know" by Mount Moon. mountmoon.bandcamp.com
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Produced by Commonplace Books. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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For those who don't know the apache tracker says the following sentences, "You are in danger. They're coming." Later he says, "They will come from below. Pies won't help."
What language was he speaking?
It's all Russian.
The Fear Channel "A man of... possibly Slavic origin..." :P
CABRALFAN27 If you listened to previous episodes you would know that its in russian because Cecil our lovely and very reliable host, says that "It appears hes actual a native american now." and "he however appears to only speak russian." or something to that affect.
The Fear Channel it's very bad russian language (:
Wow Cecil wrote a fanfiction about me
Well, look how the turns have tabled
She cooked dinner sometimes, sometimes you cooked, you often touched - Cecil Palmers explaining relaitonships.
+Duda Pimentel That's what they're all about.
It's the kind of relationships everyone should dream about
I feel relationships should be about more than that. But I feel many things. Mostly immortal dread...
I like how there is a pause after "touched" lol.
You scroll down to the comments section to see if anyone else agrees with you that this was a very atmospheric and genius episode. You see this comment. You feel satisfied upon finding it, but slightly invaded personally by the way the comment is written. Then you remember, that was how the entire episode made you feel. You wonder, maybe this is why you found the episode so intriguing. You think perhaps everything, to make people truly care, must somehow be related to them on a personal level. You click 'read more'. You realize you have read this entire comment in Cecil's voice.
woah..
bruh.
you're in my head and I don't like it plz desist.
Actually I did it in my own voice. In fact, I heard the entire episode in my voice.
oh gOD
Cecil: "You drive into the Sand Wastes, and you find two trucks-"
[*muffled Lemon Demon playing in the distance*]
n O
Legit but I was thinking of Aurora Borealis because of the talk of the cloud kidnapping people and guns firing 💀😂
THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT OF
LITERALLY FIRST THOUGHT
I actually live in a trailer next to a car lot with a neighbor who is an old woman, so that was mildly terrifying
Melancholy_Introvert Go visit the old woman as ask her about the angels. If she knows what you are talking about them run. Run as fast as you can and never look back.
Or stay there
Stay there forever
Stay
S T A Y
And Night Vale shall protect you
Shall protect you forever
Shall protect you from harm
Shall protect you from time
Shall protect you from people
Shall protect you from consequence
Shall protect you from normality
Whats it like living in Night Vale?
Do your self a favor
*Don’t steal mysterious crates*
4 years later and I haven’t seen any mysterious crates yet so i’m on the right track
I like the bit where I had a girlfriend and then a fiancee
I was more impressed by the fact that I apparently had a friend at one point.
Thesaya Bubbles mood
Thesaya Bubbles what a mood lol
I heard that and said out loud in the shower "Hey, Cecil knows I'm gay!"
lmao same
Bucket list: go outside on a clear night and listen to this with headphones. Looking up at the stars.
omg yesssss.
I WANT TO DO THIS
yep
i would, but I'm afraid of seeing the dark planet, lit by no sun, an invisible titan, all thick, black forests, and jagged mountains, and deep, turbulent oceans. a monster. spinning. soundless.
damn!!!
"... and you were pleased because you always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio"
Carlos: Not in the usual way Cecil does but okay
CECIL BALDWIN *slams hands on desk* DO NOT MAKE ME QUESTION MY EXISTANCE
Wait I thought it was Palmer
Rose578 ! the characters name is Cecil Palmer, the voice actor is Cecil Baldwin
sapna setia me @ this whole podcast
Palmer*
@@sidney9796that feels unnecessarily confusing
Who else is jealous of their night vale self, who socialized enough to have a girlfriend and then a fiance?
Man…I am very gay and very lonely
{}_{}
haha what fiance, i have a floating cat.
this is my favourite comment
Evie Prest well thank you
xD yess
Tate Mate i have a Carlos
@TateMate :
RUN.
So I'm gay now...I can live with that
+Bunny Rogers Same.
+Bunny Rogers i was already gay but i can get gayer if i need to
indigocoil You can never be too gay
+Fourth-Dimensional Quasar same fam same x
ThaVrisco honestly, WTNV doesn't have room for your homophobia.
You click on this podcast. you listened to twelve podcasts so far, so you continue. you are surprised to see, this is about you. you look into the comments to see reviews. you find this comment, explaining what you are doing.
you will listen
and you are reading
no stop
But did you know I listen to 12 and one day.
This is one of my favorite episodes ever.
Also, I like to imagine this whole thing took place when Cecil dozed off at the mic, and his obligations as Voice of Night Vale took over his body for a while.
Woah, that's hot.
@@darkyagami6038 Literally. He's floating above his desk as sunlight blazes around the office, recording equipment almost catching on fire but not quite, as his voice resonates across NightVale, reaching all the way to Desert Bluffs and beyond.
Cecil watches....
Cecil knows all that has, is, and will happen...
All hail Cecil!
+AKArainkit The Glow Cloud is angry with you.
All hail Cecil!
+AKArainkit all hail the Glow Cloud
Cecil must be the Mighty Glow Cloud's cousin
*angry glow cloud noses*
sometimes I feel bad for Telly the barber
then I remember
HE CUT CARLOS’S HAIRRRR
The bastard deserves everything coming to him for destroying Carlos' perfect hair
But you did NOT order invisible Pie... You hate invisible Pie!
I prefer butterscotch cinnamon pie.
+Andrea Duggins is that an undertale reference lol
+Literal Wicker Chair * It could be...
+Andrea Duggins nice
Excuse you, invisible pie is delicious.
Sometimes I put closed captions on to help me focus better, but they are horrible. My new all-time favourite CC? "then bringing his dick eyebrows together and pursing his lips..."
Dick eyebrows...
+Pearl Carol that is a great idea, I'm going to start reading the transcripts as I listen. Just Google Welcome to Night Vale transcripts, if you didn't know...which I suspect you do. Thanks for the idea, anyway.
Trust me, i'm an expert on this I've always had a hard time listening. I would doodle in class just to pay attention. I can read for hours without losing focus, but listening is hard. :)
I read the transcripts often, too. They're especially helpful for catching small details. I've learned the only problem arises when you accidentally find a transcript for a live version of the show and listen to the 'classic' version. Who knew they varied so much? ^^;
You read this comment. You then decided to look at the replies. You find yourself agreeing to read the captions too. You then see this comment. You roll your eyes at this comment. Or you don't.
I don't know you.
You continue t read the comments.
Pearl Carol doing this now lmao. if I don't fall asleep first.
I don't think people who can hear perfectly understand the pain of the closed captioning. While people think it's funny, people who can't hear well or at all are confused and a bit upset they can't watch their favorite show/CZcamsr/podcast without dick eyebrows and such :/ (thankfully I'm able to listen without cc most times)
What? I love invisible pie as much as Cecil loves Carlo- *I'VE SAID TOO MUCH*
Stardust Soda *GODDAMMIT*
*FUCK*
*_SHIT_*
oh my god
please, stop eating!
you have consumed so much pie already
how
how do you love it so much
you are broke now
all of your money has been spent on invisible pie
but you do not care
you take to robbing people, just to eat invisible pie
you are the terror of the nation, and nobody loves invisible pie as much as you.
*n o b o d y*
fricking frack
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Only about 10mins in, but this comes across like a reader insert Night Vale fan fiction that is actually canon. XD This is amazing.
Your neighbor is Old Woman Josie, out near the car lot. Yet it is the last place you pass when you flee your trailer with the crate.
Night Vale is a strange place
regret nothing until is too late, then regret everything
I feel like this is the night vale equivalent of live news coverage of a car chase.
Cecil's backstory has been given to us.
Evan Kaplan That...actually might be true. Yikes!
Evan Kaplan HOLY SHIT
😮 fan theories
I was thinking almost right from the start "what if this is Cecil?"
holy fu
a moment that will forever stand out in my mind:
just earlier this week, i was coming back from a band contest. it was about 3 hours from home, and we were getting on the buses around 10 o clock. the high school we were at was pretty rural, and the sky was cloudy.
i took out my earbuds and played some music for a bit, then decided to come back to some old night vale episodes. i'm all caught up, but that was only recently. i listened to the entirety of the show over the course of three months.
i decided to listen to this one, and i leaned my head against the rickety bus window to get comfortable. when i looked up, the clouds in the center of the sky had parted. more stars than i'd seen in years glittered above me. the moon, crescent and silver, hung in the middle of them all, just as cecil began the story. i sat like that for the whole episode, and two more, just staring at the sky and listening, until i finally fell asleep. it was the most peaceful i've felt in two years.
You read this comment in Cecil Palmers voice and you can't explain why.
Drace90 i can, because you gave me the idea
+Drace90 Now I am reading everything in Cecil's voice. You notice you are too. You wonder for a second on if this is a curse or a gift, realize you may now hear Cecil's lovely voice 24/7, and laugh at how silly the notion of a curse was. Ha ha!
+Joseph Hodo HELP NOW I CAN'T STOP QAQ
I only read stuff in cecil's voice when it's like 'you ___ this ____ by yourself, your _____ comforts you, you look up to the____'
I didn’t knew who the creator of the podcast was, but after reading several comments saying that you could imagine the podcast with the voice of the creator I went and search for a podcast with her own voice. After hearing to it I could totally understand why everyone was saying that you could hear it in Cecil Palmers voice. I would not listen to this podcast how I used to listen to it ever again.
I was wondering how the weather would be implemented in to this episode.
this cliffhanger ending is evil
Aurora Bennett Yep.
why did he say "goodnight" so angrily?? I feel attacked
same... and to feel attacked by Cecil is not a good feeling... :(
I will never get tired of this episode. It always brings me comfort. A strange, existentially terrifying comfort.
the man who was not short and the man who was not tall in a black car while mysteries happen? sounds like Spn...
Yep. *pops the p*
And I wONDER who the man in the tan jacket could be, and how he could be related to these two, hmm??
What’s spn?
@@caracoco3200 supernatural a TV show
Yep, that was my day alright.
3:52 "And there you find two trucks..."
Me, a lemon demon fan, instantaneously: HAVING SE-
black car, sarcastic, not tall and not short man..... SUPERNATURAL
Lap Isss Oh god.
*YES*
Lap Isss YES.
Pie too.
YES
i seriously thought this was going to be a story about a man named Stanley at first. like seriously, when he said "This is a story about" my brain automatically filled in "a man named Stanley" before being overridden by him saying "you"
And now Night Vale takes a step into Twilight Zone territory.
In Night Vale, the fictional characters write fan fiction about you.
I got excited when Cecil mentioned I have A GIRLFRIEND SKSKS happy 20gayteen y’all
D Holy shit
Nightvale joked about suicide before it was cool
LMAO
"a stranger came into town today..."
The little "thank you" and giggle at the end of The Weather was so cute omg
This is probably one of my favourites episodes of Night Vale. I just love the bit about the lack of consequences being terrifying and later being happy about facing them. I don't know why I LOVE IT so much but it's just great.
Thank you everyone involved in making wtnv
This is so far my favorite episode I just loved the description of the awesome planet it made me shiver and when I closed my eyes I felt as though I were in that planet
I don't know why, but this epispde almost made me cry. Not all the way crying, just on the very edge. then it faded.
I really find it hilarious when English people try to speak Russian.
+jonathan lysenko same XD (im serbian, studying russian)
+Jana Okto I'm serbian too hahahah I couldn't even understand Russian here
same though xD
Сука блать
pronounced "kuka bleeeaaaayat"
Listening to this outside at night is mildly terrifying.
You very much enjoyed this episode. You cannot believe that this "Gavin Warner" enjoyed the weather more than the episode itself. "This is an incredible episode, what are you talking about?" You suddenly find that you have been reading this in the voice of Cecil Palmer. "You tricky trickster." You say, regarding this commenter on this lonely audio file floating in cyberspace.
I don’t know why but “you tricky trickster” sent me
Damn youuuu
Soooo... I was closing my eyes for like immersion and all that ish and I didn't hear my mom calling me for like five minutes. I got real immersed. Then I came back to my room after eating dinner and had a drink in my hand, which spelled on the steps and my first thought was "all hail the glow cloud?"
Johnni MCRX Oh my Chuck.
Windrunner Radiant OH MY CHUCK YOU USED OH MY CHUCK
Windrunner Radiant SPN AND WTNV
FANDOMS UNITEEEE
WE WILL ALL BECOME ONE
HI AGAIN AKAASHI
This episode puts me right back to the first time I heard Night Vale. I remember the way my bedroom smelled and my phone wallpaper at the time. Night Vale is one of those things that I wish I could experience for the first time all over again. I guess what I'm saying is, thanks.
I remember literally giggling with joy like a schoolgirl the first night I spent listening. I was at the beginning of the end stage of a 4 year relationship, one that I wasn't quite ready to end. She, on the other hand, was with her new soon to be boyfriend while I sat at home, pretending I didn't know and drinking heavily. These guys really got me through that time.
My 7th grade teacher introduced his classes to Nightvale via this episode! English was very fun, I'm glad I rediscovered this :)
1:32 I beg to differ, I believe one of the reasons I relate to night vale so much is because of this damned desert I live in.
Love that Cecil knows I'm gay
Heck ya
The description of the planet was legitimately astonishing. Few things in this podcast really made me feel fear before. Something about it is so horribly wrong but so primally inviting.
Years later, and this is still one of my favorite episodes.
the moonlight is a radiant green, mint light streaming from the windshield. oh man i love the writing in this! AAAH!!
This is the best episode of the show. I remember half-listening to Night Vale while I worked on some mindless shit, and about halfway through I realized I was listening to something truly epic and restarted it from the beginning. The idea of the enormous dark planet still haunts me.
This reminds me of the stories of H.P Lovecraft
Did H.P. Lovecraft do a story about you?
Unfortunately not
@@noraozer2800
Not yet*
I listen to this podcast as I walk to and from school because the walk is about 25 minutes. Although this podcast has made me laugh out loud and smile several times before, the moment you are alone on the road made me stop in my tracks. Later, during the confrontation, I gasped, placed a hand over my mouth, and it wasn’t until the end of the episode I realized I hadn’t moved.
Every once in a while I go for a drive in the dead of night, listening to this episode. It helps to center me. Sometimes I even turn my headlights off, for a moment, to feel that sunless planet above my head. There is something about this story that just speaks so deeply to me -- I guess it is a story about me, after all.
Invisible Pie is the Worst!
Invisible Titans?
we are all doomed.
Reaching up, you wondered what actually happened when you touched it.
jagged mountains? but mountains don't exist! right?
I actually kinda like the weather songs
no
I don't mind them, but I usally skip them.
I want this as a short film
There is. Right here on YT
Mister Footastic Ik you made this comment 3 years ago but do you happen to know the link
Man, I can't begin to imagine how deeply unsettling it must've been to be that guy. O.o
IS IT NORMAL FOR YOUR VIDEO TO STOP WORKING AFTER I SMILE AND THE GUARD PRESSES THE KNIFE AGAINST NECK HARDER!?!?!?!? I have been trying to get to the end of this video but it keeps stopping at 22:57... *cries*
I started listening to this show when I was younger when this episode was new. I sometimes stop listening because life happens then I'll listen to this episode and go back into it. Ironically enough now I used to live in a place with trees and water, now I have a new job and I live somewhere else a dry desert place where the sun is hot and the moon is beautiful... kinda funny now that I think about it. I love this show.
*when your wtnv trash and your re-listening to this for the 100th time*
*when this is your first listen through of WTNV*
Ayyyyy
One of my favorite episodes :DDD
same and I love your name
thanks fam
ya, I like
I just sit in silence.
You just sit in silence. Then, you wonder why someone replied to their own comment. Strange. It was almost as if this person wanted to add to their comment. You finish reading this reply. You scroll.
Sunavabitch you got me.
+fudgeiskindacool -_- not cool dude, not cool
@@salut-gz5ho you continue to sit in silence, 6 years later someone replies to the comment. You wonder why they replied 6 years later.
I really liked the weather in this episode! .0.
WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAIT-WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN
Indeed. What lovely weather today.
everyone forgets about the Jerusalem weather
+Joanna Balstad
that one was really good but this one is also REALLY GOOD
+Joanna Balstad SWEET JERUSALEM
I just had a realization- this literally not be directed at us- but a specific citizen of Night Vale that Cecil is talking to- and of course we're just hearing it because that's what he's transmitting.
I feel like you can only really appreciate this at night.
This is still my favorite episode. I like to listen to it in my sleep. It comforts me when my life feels directionless.
This was my favorite episode for a long time upon initial listening.
life, bleary, washed-out, snaps back into focus. the red light on the tower still blinks in the distance and every message in this world has a meaning. it all makes sense and you are finally being punished.
you can’t think of a time you have ever been happier.
This kinda reminds me of what I feel like would have happened to Alice in "Alice Isn't Dead" like she ended up in Night Vale and that's why the narrator can't find her
tbh my fiance is with Sam and Dean she upgraded
So they're all cybermen now?
O_O
They know too much.
I like to imagine that after Cecil says,'you often touch', he either pauses because he is disgusted or thinking about Carlos and him living the 70's housewife life
Did... did Sam and Dean come to Night Vale?
OH MY GOD
SandvichMuncher The next podcast is called 'The Man in the Tan Jacket' too
Plus he ate pie!
And Dean does the talking...
Whos sam and dean?
I love that this is called "A Story About You" and I have agoraphobia and crushing anxiety about space and the the infinite size of the universe and how unknown it is. Seeing a planet randomly appear in the sky would likely give me a heart attack. It's like they ACTUALLY tailored this episode to match my greatest fears. A very cool coincidence.
I hate coincidences. The thing about coincidences is that they're almost always planned. WHAT THE-- WODENSFANG, GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, the Wodensfang "borrowed" my computer.
My heart is beating way to fast for an episode of a podcast!
It's 2020 and I originally watched this three years ago.
This is some of the best story telling I have heard, absolutely captivating
I..I started crying tears of joy at the end.
I'm moving to night vale
Jeffrey Moffitt Good. When you get here would you like to by some wheat or wear by-products? If so meet me behind old woman Josie's house and being something that flows so that I can continue my master plan.
Me too tbh.
..I'm gonna just go camping 40 miles away from civilization and binge
Waaaaaiiiiiittt but the endingggg!!
I've listened to this episode 3 times already and every time I cry, I love this
This is probably one of the best episodes i've listened to so far, from a narrative standpoint. Great job c:
I still listen to this episode every so often just to get that feeling of awe and dumbstruck-ness. It never gets any less amazing. By far my favorite WTNV episode of all time.
I really don't know why this made me start crying all of a sudden near the end
I personally actually quite like invisible pie...
Truly beautiful storytelling, so many themes and emotions. It's pretty rare for a story to give me chills!
best episode ever. none topped this one. none.
As a first time listener, this seems like a good introduction.
Well did you listen to more? Did you like it?
@@cosmicghost763 I did! I ended up taking a long break from it right after I got started, but recently I've started from the beginning and am coming up to the point where the first book was released, which I plan to read before I continue after. I've loved it so far!
So, as someone who owns a Ford Probe GT, this episode really blew my mind. And I was already enjoying it as is.